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[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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[ENGINE REVVING]

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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[BELL DINGING]

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Excuse me,
can I help you?

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[GROANING]

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Where'd they go?

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MAN: Who? I just
sweep the floors, lady.

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[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]

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MAN:
Look upon me, Tulip O'Hare.

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God?

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But you look
just like fake God.

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That was by design.

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I've come to thank you,
Tulip O'Hare.

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Thank me?

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For what?
Don't you know?

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I am all-knowing.

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Well, then,
you know I screwed up.

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That was by design.

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But the Grail's
got Jesse's soul

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and now he's stuck here
'cause of me.

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Also by design.

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Wait, you wanted
me to screw up?

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I was counting on it.

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It's your nature,
Tulip O'Hare.

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You see, I give
all my children free will.

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And some do
the right thing
over and over,

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but others,

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alas.

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How did your father put it?

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The...

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Curse of the O'Hares.

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Free will is a blessing

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and a curse.

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Do not despair, my child.

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Just know

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I am a loving God.

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Hey.

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What are you doing
down here, anyway?

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What's this big design
of yours?

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It is not your place
to question me.

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I'm preparing a test

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for the future
of creation.

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Oh, yeah?
What kind of test?

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Pass-fail.

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And that is all
you can know for now.

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Goodbye, O'Hare.

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Nah, I call bullshit.

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Pervy dog-suit?

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Pony tail,
an earring, the Harley?

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Her?

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I'm warning you, O'Hare.

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You're not down here
for any big plan or design.

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You're just screwing around.

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Do not question me.

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I am God Almighty.

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You're an almighty dickwad,
is what you are.

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[ECHOING] I am the Alpha
and the Omega.

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I am a loving God,
Tulip O'Hare,

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but do not push it!

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[GROANS]

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[ENGINE REVVING]

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Yeah, you better run!

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You better hide.

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But one way or another,

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I will find you

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and I'm gonna kick your...

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Yeah, now,
now I can see
what I'm doing.

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All right. All right.

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[GROANING]

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Oh.

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Where? Where?

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[CONTINUES GROANING]

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Yeah. All right. All right.

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You're doing great, friend.

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Tell you what, it's
a lovely concoction, this.

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I can hardly feel a thing.
What do you call this now?

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That's... That's numb-er-er.

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"Numb-er-er"?
Yeah, yeah.
Dull the pain

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and lower the inhibition.

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[CHUCKLING] Fog the memory.

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It's got a familiar taste
to it, you know.

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Pork bile?

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No, it's not that.
Lapathum?

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Hemlock?
Hemlock!

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Has it got
bloody hemlock in it?
That's great.

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It's been a bloody age. Like,
I love a bit of hemlock, man.

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That's great. [GROANING]

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Keep... Keep on puffing.

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Thinking happy,
happy, happy,
happy thoughts.

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Yeah. That's a five-five-six.

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Now, we'll let that
breathe for a while

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before I sew you up.

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Yeah. I think I'll have
one more wee toot.

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Is this your first
dance with death?No.

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No. No, no, no.

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Hmm.

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Tulip.

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She says I must've swallowed
a bullet magnet, you know.

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Lovely Tulip.

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I've been shot
so many times,
and stabbed too.

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All across here, like.

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I was nearly cut in half once
by this jealous husband.

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Sneaky bastard snuck up on me
from behind with a bloody
Samurai sword.

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And then there was
this jealous wife
this one time, right?

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She had a sawn-off shotgun.

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And the twin blasts
blew straight through me,

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and it killed her husband,
who was blowing me!

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If irony had
a patron saint...

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That, very curious.

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Yeah, do you know, most people
guess that that's a finch,

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but actually,
it's a bloody magpie.

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No, no. Not the tattoos,
your scars.

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I don't have any scars.

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Exactly. Well,
with all the cuts
and stabs and bullets.

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Why ain't you dead?

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I'm very limber.

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Yeah. Pilates, you know?

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I tell you what, T.C.,
I'm feeling a bit
peckish, you know?

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You want some of
my swamp consomme?

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I really shouldn't
'cause I know what's in it,

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but I will, actually.
I'll have a bit of
your swamp consomme.

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That'd be great.

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I'll be right back.
You're doing...
You're doing good.

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Thank you, man.

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[SLURPING]

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[GROANS]

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So, that's where you've been?

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Don't make any sense.
Why'd he come to you?

131
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Well, why the hell
wouldn't he come to me?

132
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No, it's not that.
It's just...

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I'm the one that's
been looking for Him.

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00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:09,609
Well, pretty sure
He wants you to stop looking.

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00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,785
That's why He set me up.
He's scared of you.

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God's scared of Genesis.

137
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Well, He better be
scared of me, too,
'cause I'm gonna kick his ass.

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How exactly
are you gonna kick His ass?

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What do you mean?
I'll just kick His dick ass.

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Here's your O'Hare curse!

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[YELLING IN PAIN]

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Don't matter anyway, Tulip,
'cause I'm stuck here.

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Stuck here with
your scary granny
and her hanky?

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We got free will,
Jesse Custer.

145
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We'll just unstick you.

146
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It's not that easy.

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Ain't that hard, either.

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She's an old lady.

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Hell, I'll go down
there right now

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and just grab that stupid...

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No.

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Stay away from her.

153
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Don't go near my gran'ma.

154
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You understand?

155
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:05,795
She's dangerous.

156
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,147
So am I.

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00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,192
I mean it.

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So do I.

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[BELCHES LOUDLY]
TULIP: Knock much?

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Rise and shine.
You gotta get going.

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00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,513
Get out of here, Jody!

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00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,040
Where you going?

163
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,607
Jody's taking me to church.

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00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,871
Seriously?
Getting something for Gran'ma.

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Now?

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00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,004
Old habits die hard.

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[SLURPS]

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00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,321
Sorry if I interrupted
something up there.

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You don't look very sorry.

170
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No? What do I look like?

171
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An asshole, as usual.

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00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:06,943
That Cassidy's a hoot.

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JESSE: How's he doing?
Good. Real good.

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He's a curious fella.
Been through the wars.

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00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,738
And a fast healer. Real fast.

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00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,088
"Fast healer"?

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00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,177
Yeah.

178
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,178
Meaning what?

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00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:29,618
I mean that
he is healing fast.

180
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:32,621
Well, he's a smart-ass
Irishman, probably
used to being shot at.

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Truck. Ten minutes.

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JESSE:
I'll go and check on Cassidy,
then I gotta go.

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Okay.

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I'll be back soon.
You sit tight, all right?

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00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:51,727
Got it.

186
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:56,688
So, T.C.,

187
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where's the old lady?

188
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:05,219
Miss Marie is still asleep.

189
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,787
Tulip? I said, sit tight.

190
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,485
I am. I'm sitting.

191
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:12,356
Tight.

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Enjoy church.

193
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:17,274
Pray for me.

194
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,018
You wanna see my dingle?

195
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:25,805
[KNOCK AT DOOR]

196
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,330
Cass, it's me.

197
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:31,898
Can I come in?

198
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,642
JESSE: T.C.'s good
with a knife,

199
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,080
but he's not that good.

200
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,867
Cass, if they find out
you're a vampire...

201
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,178
I know you're mad.
I'm not so happy myself.

202
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,833
It's just that...

203
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,141
You were right.

204
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:00,840
About Tulip.

205
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,234
About me playing God.

206
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,019
I know.

207
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:15,855
Truth is, Cass,

208
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:18,683
you're my best friend.

209
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,383
I probably
don't say that enough.

210
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,298
You've never said it.

211
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,692
Sure I have.
Never.

212
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,958
Come on, that's crazy.

213
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,047
I have a bad memory
for that kind of stuff,

214
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,353
but, I mean,
I must've said that
a bunch of times.

215
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:37,528
Not one time.

216
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,489
All right,
I'm saying it now.

217
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,231
And I mean this.

218
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:47,756
You're my best friend.

219
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,282
All right, well,

220
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:55,895
thank you.

221
00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,637
Sorry it took me so long.

222
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,379
It's all right.

223
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,469
So, we're good?

224
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,080
Yeah.

225
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,561
JODY: Jesse, come on!

226
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:16,785
So, you gotta get out of here
right now. Trust me.

227
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,918
Jesus Christ,
you'll just say anything
to get me away from her,

228
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,006
won't you?

229
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,224
What are you talking about?

230
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,270
It's not about her,
it's about him.

231
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,880
It's about Jody, Gran'ma.
These people.

232
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,273
Yeah, your people.

233
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,449
Jesus Christ, Cassidy,
you're still not listening.

234
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,973
You've seen the pictures,
you know what they do here.

235
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,235
This is Angelville!

236
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,417
[MAN SCREAMING]

237
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,995
What, that's...
This is bullshit.

238
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,171
I'm a bloody vampire
at Voodoo Disneyland.

239
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,564
I should be their
main attraction, man...

240
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,522
Magic is one thing,
monsters is something else.

241
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,089
Oh, "monsters," is it?

242
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,134
Oh, come on.
I didn't mean that.
What I meant was...

243
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:02,700
"Monsters"?
You're calling me a monster?

244
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,267
You're palling around
with the fellow who
killed your daddy.

245
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,835
I'm not palling around
with anyone.

246
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,228
I will deal with
Jody soon enough.

247
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,838
In the meantime,
you have to go.

248
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,318
Listen to me.

249
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,929
I'm not leaving
without Tulip,
do you understand?

250
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,104
JODY: Jesse! Come on!

251
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,411
[FOOTSTEPS THUMPING]

252
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,545
[SCREAMING]

253
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,420
If you're gonna stay,
it's gonna hurt.

254
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:29,249
No. No, don't.
Don't take them.
No, don't.

255
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,429
T.C.: Everything okay?

256
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,694
He's not healing
quite as fast as we thought.

257
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,485
JESSE:
Get out of here.
Come on, get.

258
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:49,791
[CHICKEN CLUCKING]

259
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,840
[ENGINE REVS]

260
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,417
MAN: What do you want?

261
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,188
[CLICKING]

262
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:42,833
[DROPS DRIPPING]

263
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,812
[GASPS]

264
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,294
[PANTING]

265
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,913
Hey. How's Cassidy?

266
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:25,311
Bit of a setback,
but I got him sewed
and fed and watered.

267
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,442
Hmm.

268
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,540
Yo, T.C.?
About your dingle.

269
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,283
Um...

270
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,068
I changed my mind.

271
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,034
MAN: Was I nervous? Shit, yes.

272
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,210
One hundred
and eighty-five days sober.

273
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,646
First time alone with my boy

274
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,996
since the judge
lifted the restraining order.

275
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,999
I was not gonna
mess this up.

276
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,307
I was gonna...
I was gonna
make the best

277
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:08,658
damn fourth-grade
D-Day diorama ever.

278
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:12,575
And his mother, my ex,
she let me have my boy
the whole weekend.

279
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:17,493
We spent hours
and a fortune at
the hobby emporium.

280
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:19,887
Got it all.

281
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:23,630
Papier-mache,
paint, plywood,

282
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,632
half-a-dozen scale models.

283
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:30,985
Amphibious landing craft,
German half-track, GI jeep.

284
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:35,294
We watched the first
couple of scenes of Saving Private Ryan

285
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:40,864
a couple of times,
and the plan was to
construct all day Sunday.

286
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,562
I put my boy to bed
around 9:00,

287
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:47,784
and I figured one little whiff
just to settle the nerves.

288
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:49,830
And I woke up on the floor,

289
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,093
and my boy
was standing over me

290
00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:56,967
with a look of disgust
in his eyes.

291
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,144
"Where's the glue, Dad?

292
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,191
"Where's the goddamn glue?"

293
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:07,804
I'll tell you where it is,
it's up my nose!

294
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,240
[MAN SOBBING]

295
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:17,292
Take care.
You're not alone.

296
00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:21,122
Whew!

297
00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:22,645
That took courage.

298
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,606
Though hearing your story
really brought back

299
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:28,869
my own demons.

300
00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:31,437
You huff glue, Father?

301
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:36,529
Glue. Wite-Out.
Dust-Off.

302
00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:39,967
Anything I could get
into my lungs.

303
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:42,535
So,

304
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,494
the program
has helped you?

305
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,541
Yes and no.

306
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:51,282
I don't think there are enough
steps to get me clean.

307
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:53,372
Jesus Christ?

308
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:57,550
Like, "Pray the spray away."
Sorry, no offense, Father,

309
00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:58,812
but I don't
really believe all...

310
00:22:58,855 --> 00:22:59,856
No.

311
00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:01,728
An earthly power.

312
00:23:03,643 --> 00:23:05,166
A world-renowned spiritist,

313
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,255
diviner, mistress
of the pyramids.

314
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:09,910
You mean Angelville?
No, that place
closed years ago.

315
00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:11,128
No, it's open again.

316
00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:16,003
I was just out there.
Angelville is alive and well.

317
00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:18,179
Holy shit. The Tombs?

318
00:23:18,222 --> 00:23:19,746
No.
Yes.

319
00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:21,400
Tell me the Tombs
are open again?No. Not the Tombs.

320
00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:26,317
No, but if you're looking
for a clean, sober spell,

321
00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:28,102
then MadameL'Angelle is...
Yeah, I need a good, clean,

322
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:30,713
sober spell, I will...

323
00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:33,455
I'll go see MadameBoyd
like everyone else.

324
00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:37,372
Thanks for nothing, Father.

325
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,989
No luck?

326
00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,208
I'm out of practice.

327
00:23:50,646 --> 00:23:52,561
We got more stops to make.

328
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:55,912
There's a Gamblers Anonymous
meeting across from the river
boat casino.

329
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,699
Doesn't it bother you,
driving me around?

330
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:03,616
Doing the same old shit
for the same old lady?

331
00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:06,575
After everything
she's done to you.

332
00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,102
And to my mom.

333
00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:18,195
She shouldn't have run.

334
00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:25,681
Help me get out of here, Jody.

335
00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:29,380
Don't do it for me.

336
00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:32,471
Do it for Christina.

337
00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:37,084
[SNIFFS]

338
00:24:41,436 --> 00:24:43,003
One of these days, Jody.

339
00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:46,920
But not today.

340
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:11,510
It's a bit drafty in here,
so take that into account.

341
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:13,033
Well,

342
00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:15,296
draft or no draft,

343
00:25:15,339 --> 00:25:18,995
you've got
a perfectly fine
little dingle.

344
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:20,867
You... You wanna touch it?

345
00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:21,911
No.

346
00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:24,914
Let's not wake him.

347
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:25,959
Yeah.

348
00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:30,224
So,

349
00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:33,140
seems like you're pretty
involved in all

350
00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:34,620
the ins and outs
around here, huh?

351
00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:37,144
Matter of fact,

352
00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:40,756
Jesse mentioned something
in passing the other day,

353
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,063
and, well, I couldn't
get my head around it.

354
00:25:43,106 --> 00:25:46,240
But I said, that T.C.?
He's sharp.

355
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:49,025
I bet he could
shed some light.

356
00:25:49,069 --> 00:25:51,462
I can sure try.

357
00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:54,378
What exactly is the deal with
those squeezy napkin things?

358
00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:56,511
Those are blood-debt compacts.

359
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,383
A compact.
Sort of like
a contract?

360
00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:03,518
Yeah. It's a solemn exchange
of promises between parties.

361
00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,130
See, I knew
you'd know something.

362
00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:12,832
Oh, my gosh,
it's so interesting.

363
00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:16,444
I bet she's got hundreds
of those napkins.

364
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,579
That's Miss Marie's business.

365
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,581
Right. Right.
Yeah.

366
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:26,367
So, there's no way out
of a compact?

367
00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:28,587
Sure there is.
You pay off the debt.

368
00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:32,503
Or you just get rid
of the napkin, right?

369
00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:33,940
I don't follow.

370
00:26:33,983 --> 00:26:36,333
Well, my mama told me she
got out of her second marriage

371
00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:37,813
by burning the paper-license.

372
00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:42,513
Ah, I see what
you're thinking.

373
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,603
Slippery.

374
00:26:46,387 --> 00:26:48,171
No. No, T.C., I'm...

375
00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:50,521
I'm just asking questions.

376
00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:52,349
Yeah, the wrong kind.

377
00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:55,178
Okay.

378
00:26:56,266 --> 00:26:59,052
Well, I mean,
you're the expert.

379
00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:01,620
You set me straight.

380
00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:04,927
Well, I don't know
about that, but...

381
00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:08,496
I could tell you a story.

382
00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:10,193
Oh, I love a good story.

383
00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:12,761
Yeah, you won't love this one.

384
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,722
T.C.:
It was quite
a few years back.

385
00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:19,550
Yeah, and this fellow,

386
00:27:19,594 --> 00:27:23,119
his wife had a blood compact
with Miss Marie.

387
00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,078
We need an audience
with MadameL'Angelle.

388
00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:27,471
No. No, no, no.
You can't come
barging in here.

389
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:28,951
Madame'sbusy.

390
00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:30,692
Please.

391
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:33,086
T.C.:
He took to begging Miss Marie
just to get it back.

392
00:27:33,129 --> 00:27:35,088
To have the whole compact.

393
00:27:35,131 --> 00:27:39,527
Miss Marie reminded him
there's a price to be paid.

394
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,835
He was desperate.

395
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:45,664
He'd have gave Miss Marie
just about anything for
that old napkin.

396
00:27:48,318 --> 00:27:51,800
You can well imagine
the fellow was badly grateful

397
00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:55,325
when she finally
let him have it.

398
00:27:55,369 --> 00:28:00,287
And his wife, oh, his
wife was crying tears
of joy and relief

399
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:03,638
to finally get that napkin
back in her hand.

400
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,466
Free from Miss Marie.

401
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:09,426
Or so she thought.

402
00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:13,256
Take that, you horrible hag!

403
00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:18,479
[WOMAN SCREAMING]

404
00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:28,794
[INAUDIBLE]

405
00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:38,412
No. No, but you...

406
00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:41,154
You said that the guy
paid off his wife's debt.

407
00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:45,549
No, no, no. That fellow,
he paid a lot of money
for an 89 cent cloth,

408
00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:51,686
but the debt,
the debt is only paid when
Miss Marie says it is.

409
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:55,429
Now, you let me
show you my dingle,
Miss Tulip,

410
00:28:55,472 --> 00:28:59,433
and I really like you,
so here's a friendly warning.

411
00:28:59,476 --> 00:29:01,827
I understand you
wanna help little Jesse,

412
00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:04,612
but if you're thinking
of messing with Miss Marie,

413
00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:06,657
don't.

414
00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:10,705
Hmm.

415
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:11,750
Fair enough.

416
00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:16,145
You know, I like you too, T.C.

417
00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:19,758
In fact,

418
00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:26,373
maybe I will
touch your dingle.

419
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:28,157
[BELT UNBUCKLES]

420
00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:29,376
[UNZIPS PANTS]

421
00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:32,031
[GROANING IN PAIN]

422
00:29:32,074 --> 00:29:34,294
How do I break the curse?

423
00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:36,557
Get Miss Marie to let him go!

424
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,906
And how do I do that?

425
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,386
Do you know any magic?

426
00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:41,040
Or Voodoo?
No.

427
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:42,955
Then you can
keep squeezing,

428
00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:44,565
'cause there's nothing
you can do.

429
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,003
There's never
nothing you can do.

430
00:29:48,047 --> 00:29:50,092
[T.C. WHIMPERING]

431
00:29:52,225 --> 00:29:53,661
Every curse can be broken.

432
00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:03,540
[KNOCK AT DOOR]

433
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:05,978
Yes?

434
00:30:07,414 --> 00:30:08,807
I'm sorry to bother you.

435
00:30:10,286 --> 00:30:11,374
Come in.

436
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,128
[SNIFFS] Hmm.

437
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,353
So, are you, like, a witch
or something like that, huh?

438
00:30:34,702 --> 00:30:35,877
No.

439
00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:38,401
No, I'm a healer.

440
00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:41,927
Right.

441
00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:45,626
So, if you're a healer,

442
00:30:45,669 --> 00:30:47,846
and you can bring people
back from the dead,

443
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,762
why are you still
in a wheelchair,
shitting into a bag?

444
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,030
I mean, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean
any offense, like.

445
00:30:58,073 --> 00:31:00,989
I'm just wondering,
why haven't you
healed yourself, that's all.

446
00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,034
You know?

447
00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:04,819
Well, I'm working on it.

448
00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:08,649
Right.

449
00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:11,304
Is that why you've come
to see me, Irish?

450
00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:12,827
Conversation?

451
00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:15,438
No.

452
00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:20,966
I'm not a bad guy.

453
00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:23,490
No, of course not.

454
00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:27,450
I mean, I've done some bad
things, you know?

455
00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:29,061
We all have.

456
00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:33,717
Yeah. [CLEARS THROAT]

457
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:37,373
Irish, how can I help you?

458
00:31:40,507 --> 00:31:41,943
The love spell.

459
00:31:45,425 --> 00:31:47,035
I'm not leaving without her.

460
00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:51,474
No.

461
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,159
What are you doing up?

462
00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:09,422
Where are you going?

463
00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:11,119
Getting something to eat.
Where's Tulip?

464
00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:12,860
Look at that.

465
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:16,472
The Irish smart-ass
on the mend again.

466
00:33:18,387 --> 00:33:19,606
MARIE: Jesse.

467
00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:33,968
Me and Jody hit
all the old spots.

468
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:38,190
River boat casino, DMV,
Piggly Wiggly check cash.

469
00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:41,019
Seems like MadameBoyd's
got this parish sewn up.

470
00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:51,116
Well, it's gonna
take time to undo
all you did by running off.

471
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:53,031
I don't have any time.

472
00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,729
I have stuff to do.
Plans of my own.

473
00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,735
See, I don't give a rat's
galette about your plans,

474
00:34:01,778 --> 00:34:03,563
only my own.

475
00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:06,566
But since you're in such
a rush, there's always
the Tombs.

476
00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:10,004
That's not gonna happen.

477
00:34:14,313 --> 00:34:17,142
You gonna do what you're told,
or you'll go in the coffin.

478
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:35,334
Your friend came by.

479
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:37,771
Cassidy?

480
00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:40,339
He's your friend, right?

481
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:43,385
What'd he want?

482
00:34:44,821 --> 00:34:45,822
To talk.

483
00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:47,520
He's Irish.

484
00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:49,870
I guess that's what they do.

485
00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:06,539
[CHICKEN CLUCKING]

486
00:35:09,890 --> 00:35:11,979
Aren't you
a pretty young thing?

487
00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:14,416
Come here.

488
00:35:15,678 --> 00:35:16,723
That's a girl.

489
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,639
Don't be shy.

490
00:35:21,249 --> 00:35:22,381
[CHICKEN SCREECHES]

491
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,863
[SLURPING]

492
00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:44,054
I knowed there was
something curious about you.

493
00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:48,842
T.C., listen to me.

494
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,585
Don't tell anyone, all right?

495
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:54,935
Jody!

496
00:35:57,242 --> 00:35:59,461
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

497
00:36:08,731 --> 00:36:11,778
Tulip, where the hell are you?
I told you to sit tight.

498
00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:13,214
[T.C. WHOOPING]

499
00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:15,912
T.C.: Little Jesse!

500
00:36:17,523 --> 00:36:18,567
JESSE: The hell's going on?

501
00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:21,396
Did you know?

502
00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:24,965
Did I know what?

503
00:36:26,793 --> 00:36:28,360
That your friend's a vampire?

504
00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:36,846
Of course not.

505
00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:39,849
So, you have no objections
to us hanging him
till the sun come up?

506
00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:43,244
[GRUNTING]

507
00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:49,903
I told you it wasn't safe.

508
00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:54,864
JODY: We got a few hours
to kill before he burns.

509
00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:58,041
T.C.: I've got an idea. Let's
get the guns. Have ourselves
some target practice.

510
00:36:58,085 --> 00:36:59,782
Yeah, what do you say, boy?
Yeah.

511
00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:01,828
JESSE: No.
We're not doing that.

512
00:37:03,743 --> 00:37:05,048
I've got a better idea.

513
00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:18,192
Some donor's complaining
of fatigue accompanied by
a mild headache.

514
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,107
Nothing a few
aspirin won't fix.

515
00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:21,413
But we're square now, right?

516
00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:23,589
Yes, Mr. Thibodeaux,
your debt is paid.

517
00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:27,332
And you'll hardly miss it.
Watch your step on the stairs.

518
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,725
Hello. You're here
to see MadameBoyd?Mmm-hmm.

519
00:37:29,769 --> 00:37:31,597
Sorry to keep
you waiting, Miss?

520
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,555
Pomerantz. Marnie.

521
00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:37,037
Welcome, Miss Pomerantz.
What brings you in today?

522
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,517
I'm gonna cut
to the chase, ma'am.

523
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,693
My boyfriend, Rich,

524
00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:43,565
he got himself stuck here
by some stupid magic spell.

525
00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:46,046
And well, he's stuck,
so I'm stuck.

526
00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:49,615
Any idea what kind
of spell it was?Mmm-hmm.

527
00:37:49,658 --> 00:37:51,181
A bloody napkin-y one.

528
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,794
A blood compact.
That's the one.

529
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:57,362
Well, I tried dealing
with the holder of
this compact myself,

530
00:37:57,405 --> 00:37:59,451
but I was unsuccessful.

531
00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:02,715
I need a workaround
or something,

532
00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:05,761
and I was hoping that
MadameBoyd

533
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:08,329
could help me voodoo
my way out of this situation.

534
00:38:09,199 --> 00:38:10,592
Credit card or Apple Pay?

535
00:38:10,636 --> 00:38:11,724
Cash work?

536
00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:13,987
[CHUCKLES]
Cash be king.

537
00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:15,118
Now, if you'll follow me.

538
00:38:15,162 --> 00:38:16,337
Mmm-hmm.

539
00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:30,612
Right this way,
Miss Pomerantz.

540
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,675
Please take a seat.

541
00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:03,341
So, this blood compact...

542
00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,300
Um, yeah.

543
00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:09,825
Should I start over?

544
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,133
So, I was telling
your assistant,

545
00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:15,875
my boyfriend got himself
into a tricky situation.

546
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:17,137
ASSISTANT: You didn't say how.

547
00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:19,008
Hmm?

548
00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:21,010
How did Jesse
get into this situation?

549
00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:24,623
Rich.

550
00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:27,626
Richard. My boyfriend's name.

551
00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:29,279
Is Jesse L'Angelle.

552
00:39:33,632 --> 00:39:35,111
There's no way out, sugar.

553
00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:41,335
[GRUNTING]

554
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,687
MAN: [KNOCKING AT DOOR]
What's going on in there?
What's going on?

555
00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:47,167
[BANGING ON DOOR]

556
00:39:49,256 --> 00:39:50,953
[GROANING IN PAIN]

557
00:39:57,873 --> 00:40:00,659
MAN: No, you don't.
Back in there.

558
00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:08,841
[PANTING]

559
00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:20,113
You're MadameBoyd.

560
00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:23,377
And you're Tulip O'Hare.

561
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:26,293
I've wanted to meet you
for a long time.

562
00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:30,428
How do you do?

563
00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:46,835
Welcome.

564
00:40:51,057 --> 00:40:52,450
Welcome back to the Tombs!

565
00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:01,633
MAN: Wait up!

566
00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:04,200
Don't forget the beav.

567
00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:14,559
Welcome, you sick
sons of bitches!

568
00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:17,562
[ALL LAUGHING]

569
00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:21,130
Tonight, you will see
two merciless monsters fight

570
00:41:21,174 --> 00:41:23,829
as if their very souls
were on the line.

571
00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:29,051
A pedophile science teacher

572
00:41:31,184 --> 00:41:35,797
versus a back-stabbing
piece-of-shit vampire.

573
00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:40,454
[CROWD CHEERING AND BOOING]

574
00:41:45,764 --> 00:41:47,461
WOMAN: Rip his eye off!

575
00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:49,855
MAN: Fight!

576
00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:52,205
Fight!

577
00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:55,469
CROWD: [CHANTING]
Fight! Fight! Fight![CHAINSAW REVS]

578
00:41:56,165 --> 00:41:58,646
Fight! Fight! Fight!

579
00:41:58,690 --> 00:42:01,083
[CROWD CONTINUES CHANTING]

580
00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:10,179
What you waiting on, kid?

581
00:42:15,663 --> 00:42:16,751
Let's fight.

582
00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:19,885
[YELLING]

583
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:26,065
[MAN SCREAMING]

584
00:42:30,069 --> 00:42:32,027
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]