1 00:00:02,872 --> 00:00:04,047 [clock ticking] 2 00:00:10,662 --> 00:00:12,229 [door creaking] 3 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:17,321 [door closes] 4 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:21,630 [footsteps] 5 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:27,070 [clock ticking] 6 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:34,382 [door creaking] 7 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:36,732 [suspenseful music] 8 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:02,540 [man] Rise and shine, Cassidy! 9 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,108 It's breakfast time. 10 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:10,113 -Jody! -[thuds] 11 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:14,770 [birds chirping] 12 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:15,684 Jesse? 13 00:01:16,032 --> 00:01:16,946 Hmm. 14 00:01:17,425 --> 00:01:19,035 Babe, I need to ask you somethin'. 15 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:20,776 Hmm? 16 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:23,039 It's about your Gran'ma. 17 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,011 [T.C.] That's twice he's gotten outta there. 18 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:40,100 What do you think? 19 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:44,104 [Jody] I think someone got an ass-kickin' comin'. 20 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:47,846 [Tulip] I don't know what all the whats and whys 21 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:50,153 or, you know, what the rules are around here. 22 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:51,198 Whats and whys? 23 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:53,417 I mean, look, she's an old lady. 24 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:55,245 I mean, she's a bitch, but she's an old lady, 25 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:56,116 and she's family, 26 00:01:57,465 --> 00:01:59,119 so I get that it wouldn't be, like, easy for you. 27 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,076 What wouldn't? 28 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,339 But she's a bad bitch, 29 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:05,125 and we got stuff to do out there in the world. 30 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,214 Cassidy got out, and now it's our turn. 31 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:09,390 God's not gonna kick his own ass. 32 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,348 What exactly is the question? 33 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,177 My question is... 34 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:16,788 if it breaks the spell 35 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:19,139 and gets us the hell out of here... 36 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:22,272 why don't we just kill her? 37 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:26,668 [breathes deeply] 38 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:28,452 Tulip, my Gran-- 39 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,324 [door slams, thudding] 40 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,456 -What is that? -Jody and T.C. 41 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:34,241 Probably found out about Cass. 42 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,375 You up for a fist fight? 43 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:42,640 [ominous music plays] 44 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:47,384 [heavy footsteps approach] 45 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:28,556 What're we waitin' for? 46 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:30,471 [Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London" plays] 47 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:31,820 [all grunting] 48 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:35,954 ♪ I saw a werewolf with A Chinese menu in his hand ♪ 49 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:37,391 -[gunshot] -[grunts] 50 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,742 ♪ Walkin' through the streets Of Soho in the rain ♪ 51 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:41,786 [grunting continues] 52 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:45,790 ♪ He was lookin' for the place Called Lee Ho Fook's ♪ 53 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:50,317 ♪ Gonna get himself A big dish of beef chow mein ♪ 54 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,405 [grunting continues] 55 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:55,452 ♪ Ah-ooh Werewolves of London ♪ 56 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:58,673 -♪ Ah-ooh -[grunting continues] 57 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:04,722 ♪ Ah-ooh Werewolves of London ♪ 58 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,290 ♪ Ah-ooh 59 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,948 ♪ You hear him howlin' Around your kitchen door ♪ 60 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,254 -[yells] -[grunts] 61 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:17,082 ♪ You better not let him in 62 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:18,649 [coughs] 63 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:22,523 ♪ Little old lady Got mutilated late last night ♪ 64 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:26,353 ♪ Werewolves of London again 65 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:32,402 ♪ Ah-ooh Werewolves of London ♪ 66 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:33,534 [screams] 67 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:36,014 ♪ Ah-ooh 68 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:38,147 Hair remover. 69 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:41,455 Found-object bathroom weaponry. 70 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,502 ♪ Ah-ooh 71 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:57,558 I don't get it. 72 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:58,341 [grunts] 73 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,396 ♪ Ah-ooh Werewolves of London ♪ 74 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,530 ♪ Ah-ooh 75 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:18,883 ♪ Ah-ooh Werewolves of London ♪ 76 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:21,538 ♪ Ah-ooh... 77 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,500 Little girl got a big gun. 78 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,458 Let him go, or I'll show you how it works. 79 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:40,035 [choking] 80 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:46,476 Drop it. 81 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:50,567 -[gun cocks] -You first. 82 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,527 -[choking continues] -Go on. 83 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:58,401 [gagging] 84 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:18,073 -[screaming] -[pounding on coffin lid] 85 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,813 [bell tolls, regal music plays] 86 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:04,685 Your Majesty. 87 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:07,165 First, the greeting. 88 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:14,651 Blessings upon you! [chuckles] 89 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:16,784 And you, Messiah. 90 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:18,699 Very good, my Lord. 91 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:21,136 Now... the kiss. 92 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:24,792 [bell tings] 93 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:26,315 [gasps] 94 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,577 Oh. 95 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:29,449 It's shiny. 96 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:31,276 Steady, my Lord. 97 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:32,669 Mmm... 98 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:38,109 [moaning] 99 00:07:40,285 --> 00:07:41,635 [Hoover] Uh, actors hold. 100 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:43,114 Starting again from the top. 101 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,248 Sir, call for you from Masada. 102 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:47,728 Masada? 103 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:48,903 It's the Allfather. 104 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:54,386 [inhales deeply] 105 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:55,518 [exhales sharply] 106 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:01,785 [beeps] 107 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:07,878 Allfather? 108 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,620 Blessed. Blessed. 109 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,579 Thrice blessed are you, O Starr. 110 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:15,538 Blessed are we, O Allfather. 111 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:16,931 [Starr] You're looking well. 112 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:20,630 Your stomach staples must be holding this time. 113 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:21,979 They are not. 114 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:25,983 I had my gastroenterologist beheaded yesterday. 115 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:27,550 Of course. 116 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,118 Proportionate and wise. 117 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:31,380 Tell me, Starr... 118 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,948 what do you know about a man named... 119 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:37,168 Jesse Custer? 120 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:41,608 Custer? 121 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:44,393 [chuckling] Ah, yes. 122 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,395 The Preacher. 123 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:48,832 Uh, Samson Unit did an investigation 124 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,399 and ruled him a charlatan. 125 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:51,835 I see. 126 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:59,495 No truth to the rumors he may possess The Word Of God? 127 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,584 [chuckles] None at all. 128 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:03,586 Custer's a loser. 129 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:06,458 No threat to our Beloved Messiah. 130 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:09,549 Good. 131 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:11,376 [clatters] 132 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:15,816 I trust you, Starr. 133 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:21,038 Speaking of our most Holy Child, 134 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,650 how is the Messiah progressing? 135 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:27,915 His training may take longer than we anticipated. 136 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,178 How much longer? 137 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,179 Oh, not much. 138 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:32,484 A year. 139 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,443 Maybe five. 140 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:35,792 We don't have that kind of time. 141 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:37,664 God is gone. 142 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,188 The world is ending. 143 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:44,496 The people need their Messiah to show them to Glory. 144 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:47,761 I'm not sure he's quite capable yet 145 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:50,415 of showing anyone to Glory, sir. 146 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:51,678 [squishes] 147 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,637 Perhaps we'll have a demonstration. 148 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:56,639 A demonstration? 149 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,728 Now, Allfather? 150 00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,643 All this time under your care? 151 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:05,300 He must have mastered at least one skill. 152 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,088 Well, there is one thing. 153 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:14,048 But I don't see how... 154 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:18,139 it's... relevant. 155 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,401 [piano playing] 156 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:30,673 ♪ Give me that old soft shoe I said that old soft shoe ♪ 157 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,632 ♪ A-one, a-two 158 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,764 ♪ A-doodle-dee-doodle-dee-doo 159 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:38,246 ♪ Play me that old soft shoe And nothing else will do ♪ 160 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:41,379 ♪ That's the dance My darling used to do ♪ 161 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:44,948 I like the hat, sir. 162 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:47,124 -Very Don Draper. -Mm. 163 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,561 What happened to your nose? 164 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:52,347 It looks like you went down on a monkey. 165 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,871 Tulip O'Hare, sir. She sucker-punched me. 166 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,873 A woman did that? Dear God. 167 00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:58,309 Yes, sir. 168 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:03,967 But about Jesse Custer. 169 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,578 I know we're keen on getting him back into the fold and... 170 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,930 I think I might have an interesting idea. 171 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:12,584 The time for interesting ideas is over. 172 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:13,803 [Hoover] ♪ Give me That old soft shoe... ♪ 173 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:15,762 When the Holy Idiot wraps up here, 174 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:18,503 the Allfather is going to have me skinned alive. 175 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,680 ♪ A-doodle-dee-doodle-dee-doo 176 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:24,161 ♪ Play me that old soft shoe And nothing else will do ♪ 177 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:27,382 ♪ That's the dance My darling used to do ♪ 178 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,384 Yay! 179 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,473 [sighs] 180 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,351 [breathing shakily] 181 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:41,526 [laughing] 182 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:48,795 Bravo! 183 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,014 [Allfather] Bravo! 184 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:52,842 Bravo! 185 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,757 -[applause] -[laughs] 186 00:11:58,805 --> 00:11:59,719 [crow cawing] 187 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,156 [chain rattling] 188 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,424 [clanks, rattling continues] 189 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:30,837 Come on. 190 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:33,753 [sighs] 191 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:44,981 [grunting] 192 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,033 [door rattles, opens] 193 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:54,991 [sighs] 194 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,778 Well, if I knew you were comin', I woulda cleaned up a little. 195 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,172 What'd you do with Jesse? 196 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,218 He having a time out. 197 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:05,959 Where the vampire? 198 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,743 Gone. 199 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:09,832 Way gone. 200 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,966 Miss Tulip, that's not good. 201 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,619 Oh, no, it's good for him. 202 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,796 But I guess if it's bad for you 203 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,146 and your little hee haw hillbilly Fight Club, 204 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,801 then I sorta don't give a shit. 205 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,151 He meant it's bad for you. 206 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:25,979 Oh, I'll be all right. 207 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,111 I mean, unless I need to go pee, 208 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,460 then, yeah. That would suck. 209 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,246 I saved your life. 210 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,553 I ripped you from death's door 211 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,425 and brought you back into the world. 212 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,080 [Gran'ma] And every moment from that moment 213 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,343 for the rest of your days 214 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,040 is owed to me. 215 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:45,825 Every breath, 216 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:49,916 every bite of food, every screw, every shit 217 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,483 is because of me. 218 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,747 Okay. 219 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,662 Thanks, I guess? 220 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:02,276 But Cassidy's no carny ride for outback assholes. 221 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:03,886 He's my friend. 222 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,540 He was bait. 223 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,150 A worm on a hook. 224 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,979 He was food. 225 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,026 [scoffs] 226 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,945 Why hasn't Jesse just killed you already? 227 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,296 Jesse's family. 228 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:23,906 I'm not. 229 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,169 Jesse's smart. 230 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,997 Well, maybe when I'm done here, 231 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,913 you'll see just how stupid I can be. 232 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:34,047 [chuckles] Such spark. 233 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,746 So much life. 234 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:39,879 Oh. 235 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,142 But not for long. 236 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,101 Watch her. 237 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:58,114 [door creaks shut] 238 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,595 Balls, Tulip. 239 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:01,944 [slaps] 240 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,207 Too bad she gonna eat 'em for supper. 241 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,122 [sighs] 242 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,603 [pen clicking] 243 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:18,221 [Allfather] The child... is brilliant. 244 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:22,051 Yes, Allfather. We've been, uh, drilling the spank-step 245 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,010 day and night. 246 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:27,839 I say we bring up the timetable and accelerate his Unveiling. 247 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,799 Accelerate?[chuckles] 248 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:34,107 So we... we show the world 249 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:37,632 that this feral half-wit is our Messiah, 250 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:40,113 and this rudimentary tap dancing 251 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,158 is what He does, 252 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:45,422 and the world will take him as their Savior? 253 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,774 Or be cast down into hellfire, yes. 254 00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,301 Any other questions, Starr? 255 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:57,913 No, that, uh, covers it on my end. 256 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,437 [Allfather] Prepare the way for the Lord. 257 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:04,398 Something tells me... the second coming 258 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,618 will be even better than the first. 259 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,186 [laughing] 260 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,102 [sighs] 261 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,149 Jesus Christ. 262 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,194 I think that went well. 263 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,587 At least you got to keep your skin, sir. 264 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:21,632 Idiots. 265 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,330 What good is my skin 266 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,549 if that soft-shoeing inbred takes over? 267 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,986 Agreed. 268 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,378 Which is why we need Custer back on board 269 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,771 as soon as possible and... 270 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,993 I think I may have an interesting idea. 271 00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,435 -Well! -It's about his friend, sir. 272 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,698 The vampire. 273 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,701 [man] ...playing by day, feeding by night. 274 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,790 We are the Children of Blood. 275 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:56,754 [door squeaks] 276 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,238 [pharmacist] Carfentanil. I'm sure you're familiar. 277 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:03,674 Yeah, horse tranqs. 278 00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:04,762 Mm. 279 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,764 Elephant. 280 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,114 Yeah, it's all the rage right now. 281 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,420 Half a pill will knock Dumbo straight on his ass. 282 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,466 Yep. Strong shit. It's very powerful. 283 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,642 Don't take this the wrong way, man, 284 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:15,947 but you smell like death. 285 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,167 What's the right way to take that? 286 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:19,995 [sighs] 287 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:22,911 Tell your elephant, uh, don't mix those with alcohol. 288 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,044 [cellphone chimes] 289 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,220 [sighs] 290 00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,401 [birds chirping] 291 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,620 [pump motor whirring] 292 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,455 [Jesse] Capital of Alaska... 293 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:47,718 Juneau. 294 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,243 Capital of Arizona is... 295 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,463 Capital of Arizona is Phoenix. 296 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:56,553 Capital of... Arkansas... 297 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,382 Little Rock. Hmm. 298 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,083 Capital of California is Sacramento. 299 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,780 Capital of Colorado... 300 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,477 [tapping] 301 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:08,739 Denver. 302 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,003 Capital of Connecticut... Connecticut, Hartford. 303 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,005 ♪ I'm gonna see... 304 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:22,318 ♪ I'd even kiss A Sunset pig ♪ 305 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,195 ♪ California 306 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,980 Capital of North Dakota is... 307 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,373 [pounding] 308 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,244 Bismarck. 309 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,115 [grunting] 310 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,117 ♪ I'd even kiss... 311 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:39,944 [grunting] 312 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,120 Capital of Ohio... 313 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,252 ♪ California 314 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,298 Capital of Ohio is... Come on. 315 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,734 [pounding] 316 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:48,823 ♪ Cal... 317 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,390 Tulip. 318 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,003 [water dripping] 319 00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,138 [sighs] 320 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,052 Great. 321 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:02,315 [metallic knocking] 322 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,839 [man] Back in the coffin again, I see. 323 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,234 Ain't seen you down here for some time. 324 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,193 That's all right, son. 325 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:14,283 Your old pal's gonna take over for you. 326 00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,893 [train whistle blows] 327 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:17,765 You hear that? 328 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,159 Uh-huh. 329 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,813 Train is a-comin'. 330 00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:28,036 [train whistle blows, bell dings] 331 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,171 [steam hissing] 332 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,874 -[crow caws] -[horse neighs] 333 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,575 How 'bout a patrol, Marshal Custer? 334 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:51,059 Might be just the thing to shake off yer blues. 335 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:54,845 [horse whinnies] 336 00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:58,588 [footsteps] 337 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,634 [spurs jingle] 338 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:05,291 Marshal. 339 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,467 Been a long time. 340 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,340 Has been, yeah. 341 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,037 But now yer back. 342 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:14,691 Mm-hmm. 343 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,435 What's your plan this time? 344 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:22,264 Same as always. 345 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,353 Texas. 346 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,269 Show you boys some justice. 347 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,140 And... 348 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:30,490 what if we don't wanna go? 349 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,232 -[horse whinnies] -Then we'll show you lead. 350 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:34,842 [crow caws] 351 00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:38,628 [gunfire] 352 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,415 Hey. 353 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:43,938 [chuckles] 354 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,636 [laughing] 355 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,858 You know you ain't seen the last of us, Marshal. 356 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:53,295 [groaning] 357 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,253 Yup. 358 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,472 That's why I'm one of the good guys... 359 00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,170 'cause there's way too many of the bad. 360 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,869 -[train whistle blows] -[brakes squealing] 361 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,176 [bell dinging] 362 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,227 Thank God you actually look like your picture. 363 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,360 You know, sometimes you show up, and it's like... 364 00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:17,014 -Mm! -Yeah, it's bloody terrible, 365 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,277 -like, I know. Yeah. -[giggles] 366 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:19,626 I like your shirt. 367 00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:20,801 Oh, thank you. 368 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,064 I love birds, so... 369 00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:23,934 Ah. 370 00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,154 Uh, do you have any pets? 371 00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:28,939 Oh, I had a dog once called Banjo. 372 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,377 -Oh. -He... He ran away, so... 373 00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:32,465 Oh. 374 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,118 [chuckles softly] 375 00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:37,208 So, how long have you been a vampire? 376 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:40,777 Oh, um, uh, 89 years. 377 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,649 -Oh. -Yeah. 378 00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:45,434 -How about you? -Gosh, um, almost 200 now. 379 00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:47,044 -Two-hundred? -Mm-hmm. 380 00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:48,524 -Well, you look well. -Why, thank you. 381 00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:49,612 What do you think? Do you like it? 382 00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:50,874 Oh, my God, I love it. 383 00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:52,006 Are you kidding? Don't you? 384 00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,401 Yeah, parts of it I do, yeah. 385 00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:58,360 I would've died years before Quaaludes were invented. 386 00:21:58,404 --> 00:21:59,927 [chuckles] 387 00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:01,537 I would've never seen the moon landing 388 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,496 or a man with a beard of bees. 389 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,367 You know. 390 00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:08,065 Just as for instances, like... 391 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,503 -Right. -[sighs] 392 00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:12,331 But? 393 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,551 Ah. But nothin'. 394 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,597 [chuckles] 395 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,554 Beats workin' fer a livin', doesn't it? 396 00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:19,860 Huh? 397 00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,557 [sighs] 398 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:24,473 Hey. 399 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,869 We're... outsiders. 400 00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:31,350 And that can be lonely. 401 00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:34,353 I know it is for me sometimes. 402 00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,268 But... but that's okay. 403 00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:40,184 Because it makes those moments of connection, 404 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:41,925 when they do happen, 405 00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:44,450 that much sweeter. 406 00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:47,409 [chuckles] 407 00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:09,779 [breathing heavily] Wait. Just... 408 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,477 Just let me get something, okay? 409 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:12,695 Okay. 410 00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:16,264 [rattles] 411 00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:21,661 Bite me. 412 00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:23,489 Come on, bite me. 413 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:26,056 Ravish me. 414 00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:30,278 Uh... 415 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,065 What's wrong? Did you leave yours at home? 416 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:37,241 [hissing] 417 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:39,505 [breathing heavily] 418 00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:45,424 Do you want me to rip your goddamn throat out? 419 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:47,904 Is that what you want, yeh bleedin' poser, eh? 420 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:49,471 Eh? 421 00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:06,445 I'll take that one and that one, please. 422 00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:35,778 I'm telling you, 423 00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:37,954 a Kimber Compact II is what you want. 424 00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:40,348 [Tulip] Twenty-two pound recoil. 425 00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:42,481 I mean, only seven in your mag, 426 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,526 but then, a double tap still drops three-and-a-half bogeys. 427 00:24:46,136 --> 00:24:48,356 I'm a Smith & Wesson man myself. 428 00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:49,879 Please. [scoffs] 429 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,491 Smith & Wesson's for cops and pussies. 430 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,102 You say so. 431 00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,325 Four-letter word 432 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:04,894 for "perambulate." 433 00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:09,943 Hmm... 434 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:12,423 Nope. 435 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,602 -[sighs] -"An observant person." 436 00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:18,778 Seven letters. 437 00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:22,172 "An observant..."? 438 00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:24,435 [inhales slowly] 439 00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:27,961 You know, words really ain't my thing. 440 00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:30,137 You coulda fooled me. You sure use 'em enough. 441 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:31,530 [scoffs] Funny. 442 00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:34,620 Surprised you can even read. 443 00:25:47,371 --> 00:25:48,634 [grunts] 444 00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:05,389 I'd be worried if I were you. 445 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:11,744 Worryin's for pussies, too. 446 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,325 [T.C.] I got a corrosive, 447 00:26:28,369 --> 00:26:32,112 a-a solvent that I use on-- on mower parts and tractor rust. 448 00:26:32,155 --> 00:26:34,027 We could dunk one of her feet in a bucket of that. 449 00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:35,028 That'd teach her. 450 00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:36,420 Or maybe even both feet. 451 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:39,423 -She stole from me. -She sure did. 452 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,425 And we're figuring out what to do about it. 453 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:44,211 [T.C.] I got pikes, pullers, peelers. 454 00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:47,301 Uh, I got a 22-piece metric master ratcheting wrench set 455 00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:49,259 from Home Depot, on sale. 456 00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:52,001 I got a reticulated vest presser. 457 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:54,787 Oh, man, strap her into that? 458 00:26:55,265 --> 00:26:57,180 Screams'll make the dogs run off. 459 00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:59,052 She stole. 460 00:27:00,488 --> 00:27:02,664 And I would have every right. 461 00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:09,279 You do, Miss Marie, but-but-but-but you can't. 462 00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:11,455 Lil' Jesse'd never forgive you. 463 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:15,721 He loves her. 464 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:20,900 Uh... 465 00:27:22,205 --> 00:27:24,512 What do you say we take a little break, huh? 466 00:27:24,555 --> 00:27:26,862 A-And-- And we do something nice for you. 467 00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:28,516 [scoffs] 468 00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:29,865 Like what? 469 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:31,780 Like... 470 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,741 Like play. 471 00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:41,572 [gunshot] 472 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:47,883 [crow caws] 473 00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:50,581 Another train comin' soon. 474 00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:53,454 Set up and wait here and get the bulge on 'em. 475 00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:55,369 -[horse whinnying] -Ain't that right, partner? 476 00:27:56,892 --> 00:27:57,893 Partner? 477 00:27:58,241 --> 00:27:59,329 Say, what's the matter? 478 00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:01,375 You know what this is? 479 00:28:02,985 --> 00:28:04,073 High Noon. 480 00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:06,075 You got that right. 481 00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:09,383 And I passed on that Commie piece of shit. 482 00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:11,777 What's wrong with High Noon? 483 00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,692 [man] Well, what's right with it? 484 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,346 It's the most un-American plot I ever seen. 485 00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:18,871 Buncha sissies sittin' pretty, 486 00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:21,700 waiting for some saddle bums to take their town. 487 00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:24,311 Ah, real heroes don't wait. 488 00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,662 You callin' me a sappy? 489 00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:30,230 Well, lemme ask ya somethin', son. 490 00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:34,147 Ain't you worried about that sage hen of yours back east? 491 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:40,893 Tulip'll be all right. 492 00:28:43,069 --> 00:28:44,592 She got grit enough for both of us. 493 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:47,943 Yeah, she's a Sahara's worth of sand, I'll grant ya that, 494 00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:50,380 but ya left her in Injun territory with no map. 495 00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:52,731 Who knows what's gonna happen 496 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,820 if she gets on the wrong side of them savages? 497 00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:56,560 What the hell you want me to do about it? 498 00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:58,780 I'm trapped in a coffin at the bottom of a swamp. 499 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:00,739 Think about it, son. 500 00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:03,306 Ya can sit around here like a ninny, 501 00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:05,395 waitin' till these trains stop a-comin', 502 00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:08,094 or ya can get off yer backside 503 00:29:08,137 --> 00:29:09,660 and blow up the tracks. 504 00:29:09,704 --> 00:29:10,923 [train horn blaring] 505 00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:17,843 [wood creaking] 506 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:21,934 Tulip. 507 00:29:40,256 --> 00:29:41,692 [pump motor whirring] 508 00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,274 -[air whooshes] -[muffled hissing] 509 00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:04,803 [air whooshes] 510 00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:07,806 [air whooshes] 511 00:30:35,529 --> 00:30:37,096 [water dripping rapidly] 512 00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:23,098 [lighter clicks] 513 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,019 [blowing] 514 00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,070 Come on, Pilgrim. 515 00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:47,993 [pump motor whirring] 516 00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:57,524 Shit. 517 00:32:16,064 --> 00:32:17,196 [door opens] 518 00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:20,025 [violin music plays] 519 00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:24,594 If your father knew 520 00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:29,164 you were with a-a mere cavalry officer... 521 00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:31,601 Oh, Lieutenant Boulanger, 522 00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:33,386 there would be such a scandal. 523 00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:35,214 [laughs] 524 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:36,955 So, um... 525 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:41,960 so, why don't you go and never come back? 526 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:47,835 I said... 527 00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:50,055 go. 528 00:32:50,838 --> 00:32:52,057 Eugenia. 529 00:32:52,448 --> 00:32:54,189 -Lester, please. -[kissing] 530 00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:57,584 Please, Lester, why won't you leave? 531 00:32:58,628 --> 00:32:59,629 Because you're the most... 532 00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:02,110 beautiful woman I ever seen. 533 00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:03,198 Oh, am I? 534 00:33:04,112 --> 00:33:05,244 [moaning] 535 00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:07,898 Oh, my love. 536 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:12,251 You're... You're a-- like a-a-a paragon. 537 00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:13,861 [chuckling] Oh, my love. 538 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:18,561 Oh, this is so wrong. 539 00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:22,565 No, it's... it's... it's, like, not-- not good. 540 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,002 What? 541 00:33:25,394 --> 00:33:26,613 Uh, nothin', nothin', I just-- I forgot my line. 542 00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:28,571 Take-- Take it from, uh, "You're so beautiful." 543 00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:30,138 Go back to that. 544 00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:34,055 Get off! 545 00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:35,187 Get away from me! 546 00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:36,057 Miss Marie, please. 547 00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:37,058 Shut up! 548 00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:39,017 I said shut up! 549 00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:40,931 [whimpers] 550 00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:46,111 Pathetic. 551 00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:57,731 [whimpers] 552 00:33:58,471 --> 00:33:59,776 [both crying] 553 00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:05,695 Our silly game isn't gonna fix this, is it, T.C.? 554 00:34:06,218 --> 00:34:07,306 [kisses] 555 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,050 Is it? 556 00:34:14,574 --> 00:34:16,271 And-- And-- And Lil' Jesse? 557 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:17,968 Isn't here. 558 00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:20,406 Go get her. 559 00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:26,325 I'm gonna eat... her... soul. 560 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,023 Miss Marie, please... 561 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:32,026 Go! Get! Her! 562 00:34:38,946 --> 00:34:40,817 [pump motor whirring, clunking] 563 00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:58,052 [lighter clicks] 564 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,056 [blowing] 565 00:35:07,931 --> 00:35:09,368 [pump motor whirring, clunking] 566 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:13,241 [water bubbling] 567 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,115 [pump motor straining] 568 00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:42,618 M-Miss Tulip, I'm afraid I got some... some bad news for ya. 569 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:44,272 -Jody? -Look out! 570 00:35:44,316 --> 00:35:45,230 [grunts] 571 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,149 A seven-letter "observant person" 572 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:53,412 is a "witness." 573 00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:56,066 [pen clicks] 574 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:00,288 [chain rattling] 575 00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:01,463 [grunting] 576 00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:03,291 [Jody] Hey! 577 00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,218 [crow caws distantly] 578 00:36:17,523 --> 00:36:20,221 You're making a big mistake. 579 00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:22,310 I ain't big on killin' little old ladies 580 00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:24,094 that saved my life, that's for sure. 581 00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:27,837 But you? 582 00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:29,970 I'd make an exception. 583 00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:33,408 Now, I'm gonna ask nicely... 584 00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:38,065 you break the spell on Jesse and let us go. 585 00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:41,024 No one gets hurt. 586 00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:49,685 Or not. 587 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:01,044 [both grunting] 588 00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:11,272 [Tulip] Drop it! 589 00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:12,839 [grunting] 590 00:37:13,187 --> 00:37:14,232 [both grunting] 591 00:37:15,363 --> 00:37:16,277 Aah! 592 00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:18,105 Drop it. 593 00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:20,238 Drop it! 594 00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:21,630 [grunting] 595 00:37:26,026 --> 00:37:27,419 [choking] 596 00:37:30,422 --> 00:37:31,292 [knife thuds] 597 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,297 [Jesse] Tulip. 598 00:37:36,863 --> 00:37:37,646 I did it. 599 00:37:37,994 --> 00:37:38,952 It's over. 600 00:37:40,432 --> 00:37:41,520 [exhales deeply] 601 00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:43,261 [thuds] 602 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:53,488 [blowing] 603 00:37:57,318 --> 00:37:58,493 What the hell? 604 00:37:58,537 --> 00:37:59,581 I don't know what happened. 605 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:01,670 She killed Gran'ma, and then she died, too. 606 00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:03,542 I-It's 'cause of the fingernails. 607 00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:05,761 [Gran'ma praying in Creole] 608 00:38:09,722 --> 00:38:11,419 M-M-Miss Marie, she-- she tied hers 609 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:13,334 and-- and Miss Tulip's life together 610 00:38:13,378 --> 00:38:14,509 so you wouldn't come after her. 611 00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:17,904 Y-Y-You-- You doing the wrong one. 612 00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:21,342 [grunts] Come on. 613 00:38:23,170 --> 00:38:24,302 [blowing] 614 00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:27,130 Your adrenaline, will that work? 615 00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:28,567 -It just might. -[chains clattering] 616 00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:32,005 Not so hard. Steady, steady. 617 00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:33,528 Steady... 618 00:38:34,747 --> 00:38:36,314 [rock music begins to play] 619 00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:39,491 Dead again, I see? 620 00:38:42,145 --> 00:38:44,234 Pass-fail, O'Hare. 621 00:38:44,757 --> 00:38:45,845 And you... 622 00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:48,848 are failing. 623 00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:55,158 [suspenseful music plays] 624 00:38:55,942 --> 00:38:57,770 No, no, no. Her heart gonna take that? 625 00:38:58,640 --> 00:38:59,772 She ain't Uma Thurman. 626 00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:01,164 Give it to me. 627 00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:03,253 [grunts] 628 00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:11,044 [gasps] 629 00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:12,915 [gasps] 630 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,745 [panting] 631 00:39:23,926 --> 00:39:26,364 ["A Woman '73" plays] 632 00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:40,421 ♪ You know the woman I love 633 00:39:41,901 --> 00:39:45,339 ♪ Lord, I know She don't love me ♪ 634 00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:47,472 Vlad has been impaled. 635 00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:54,261 ♪ You know the woman I love 636 00:39:55,044 --> 00:39:58,483 ♪ I don't believe she love me 637 00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:00,833 Get them out. 638 00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:03,313 ♪ I got to have The kind of woman ♪ 639 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:08,144 ♪ That won't make a fool of me 640 00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:13,019 [camera beeps] 641 00:40:18,764 --> 00:40:20,069 [grunts] 642 00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:36,434 [Cassidy] Wha...? 643 00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:38,653 Whadda I do with this? 644 00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:40,089 [Starr] Read it. 645 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:43,658 Uh... 646 00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:46,095 Schlampity... 647 00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:48,533 [laughing, snorting] 648 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,145 It's upside down. 649 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,365 "Messiah, please help me. 650 00:40:56,323 --> 00:40:58,325 I'm in a terrible jeop--" 651 00:41:00,588 --> 00:41:01,676 Mm. 652 00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:06,159 "Jeopardy." Jeopardy? 653 00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:07,943 What's a jeopardy? 654 00:41:09,379 --> 00:41:11,512 I don't-- I don't think that's even a word, mate. 655 00:41:12,644 --> 00:41:15,473 Anyway, "The Grail has taken me prisoner. 656 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:19,738 Please save me... 657 00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:24,090 or I'll be brutally... 658 00:41:25,526 --> 00:41:26,658 murdered." 659 00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:28,094 [body thuds] 660 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,316 -Should I keep recording? -[sighs] 661 00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:41,063 Jesse Custer. 662 00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:43,413 We have your little friend, 663 00:41:43,457 --> 00:41:46,547 and thus the time for negotiation is over. 664 00:41:47,287 --> 00:41:49,724 Come. I will restore your power, 665 00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:52,422 and you will rise as the one true Messiah. 666 00:41:53,336 --> 00:41:54,729 But if you do not... 667 00:41:56,383 --> 00:42:00,561 the vampire will receive a visit from my most merciless torturer. 668 00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:03,956 -You have one day to-- -[glass shatters] 669 00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:06,175 What now? 670 00:42:06,219 --> 00:42:07,655 [Featherstone] I'll check on that, sir. 671 00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:10,223 [shouting, punches landing] 672 00:42:10,832 --> 00:42:11,572 [Featherstone exclaiming] 673 00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:13,487 [thud] 674 00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:24,367 [monitor beeping] 675 00:42:34,639 --> 00:42:35,857 All the free will in the world, 676 00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:38,643 and I still find a way to screw it up. 677 00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:40,253 [hammer tapping] 678 00:42:40,296 --> 00:42:42,342 -Just like God said. -[hammer tapping] 679 00:42:42,821 --> 00:42:43,778 Well, you didn't know. 680 00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:45,606 Yeah, well, I should've. 681 00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:47,260 You told me to stay away from her. 682 00:42:47,608 --> 00:42:48,566 Madame Boyd, right? 683 00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:51,699 She's the woman who put it into your head. 684 00:42:51,743 --> 00:42:52,570 Mm-hmm. 685 00:42:52,874 --> 00:42:54,006 She told you to kill Gran'ma? 686 00:42:54,963 --> 00:42:56,965 She knew damn well it'd kill you, too. 687 00:42:57,923 --> 00:43:01,579 Well, she just made our shit list, didn't she? 688 00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:04,016 She certainly did. 689 00:43:04,059 --> 00:43:05,583 -[hammer tapping] -[grunts] 690 00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:06,627 She, uh... 691 00:43:07,062 --> 00:43:08,629 She's not doin' too good. 692 00:43:09,195 --> 00:43:11,893 The adrenaline, it weakened her heart. 693 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:15,593 Well, I feel fine. 694 00:43:15,636 --> 00:43:16,811 Well, 'course you do. 695 00:43:16,855 --> 00:43:18,596 As long as her heart's still tickin', 696 00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:19,771 yours'll tick, too. 697 00:43:19,814 --> 00:43:22,512 U-Until hers stops, and... and... 698 00:43:22,556 --> 00:43:23,426 So what do we do? 699 00:43:24,863 --> 00:43:26,429 She needs her medicine. 700 00:43:27,387 --> 00:43:29,694 She needs to eat. 701 00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:31,957 [Jody] Well, start with her. She made this mess. 702 00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:33,654 I dare you to try. 703 00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:36,004 Lil' Jesse... 704 00:43:36,918 --> 00:43:40,095 we gotta get a soul... somewhere. 705 00:43:41,183 --> 00:43:42,271 [ominous music plays] 706 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,457 [all shouting] 707 00:43:56,808 --> 00:43:57,852 [woman] Cassidy. 708 00:43:58,244 --> 00:43:59,549 [thunder rumbles distantly] 709 00:44:00,899 --> 00:44:01,813 Wake up, brother. 710 00:44:03,118 --> 00:44:04,642 [concertina playing] 711 00:44:05,207 --> 00:44:06,644 [groaning] 712 00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:13,651 Welcome back. 713 00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:22,311 What the... 714 00:44:22,355 --> 00:44:23,704 Who the bleedin' hell are all you people? 715 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,227 [man] We... 716 00:44:27,795 --> 00:44:29,449 are Les Enfants du Sang. 717 00:44:31,494 --> 00:44:33,801 [all] We are the Children of Blood. 718 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:36,804 -[thuds] -[sighs] 719 00:44:37,762 --> 00:44:38,763 Bollocks.