1 00:00:03,031 --> 00:00:03,883 So, who initiated the sex? 2 00:00:03,908 --> 00:00:05,343 - Him. - Have y'all spoken since? 3 00:00:05,368 --> 00:00:07,195 - It's unclear. - Bitch, are you a magic eight ball? 4 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:08,281 What that mean? 5 00:00:08,850 --> 00:00:10,178 Does that mean he broke up with that girl? 6 00:00:10,203 --> 00:00:10,995 What, what girl? 7 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,148 - I think her name is Tasha. - It's not about her, 8 00:00:13,173 --> 00:00:15,609 and I don't want to be petty. 9 00:00:16,170 --> 00:00:19,028 - You cannot sleep here. - Tasha, I slept with my ex. 10 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:20,881 It was a mistake and you don't deserve that. 11 00:00:21,594 --> 00:00:23,770 The apartment has two bedrooms, one bath. 12 00:00:23,795 --> 00:00:25,880 You hear that, Brian McKnight? Two bedrooms. 13 00:00:25,905 --> 00:00:27,153 One for you sleep in and one for your feelings. 14 00:00:27,775 --> 00:00:30,065 I know as black women it can feel like there's a lot 15 00:00:30,090 --> 00:00:32,083 - thing stacked against us. - It's an all boys club. 16 00:00:32,108 --> 00:00:34,302 Whatever I got to do to get in I'll just figure it out. 17 00:00:35,695 --> 00:00:37,430 I just talked to Lawrence. He found a new apartment. 18 00:00:37,497 --> 00:00:40,066 Lawrence said that he's done. I'm sorry, Iss. 19 00:00:44,835 --> 00:00:48,850 - Synced and corrected by javiernv - - www.addic7ed.com - 20 00:00:50,698 --> 00:00:52,265 Ben, you're so stupid. 21 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:54,741 - You got a sexy laugh, you know that? - Nuh-uh. 22 00:00:54,766 --> 00:00:55,966 Yeah. 23 00:01:00,073 --> 00:01:01,673 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 24 00:01:04,503 --> 00:01:06,770 It tickles. 25 00:01:06,881 --> 00:01:08,694 Cool. 26 00:01:10,517 --> 00:01:12,350 I'm sorry. 27 00:01:12,352 --> 00:01:14,386 That's that sexy laugh you like. 28 00:01:19,626 --> 00:01:21,014 You ain't gotta keep laughing. 29 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,638 Oh, I know. That's... that's the last time. 30 00:01:27,483 --> 00:01:29,783 Are you... you all right? 31 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:31,117 No, I'm... I'm sorry. 32 00:01:31,119 --> 00:01:34,822 It's just your fingers are... 33 00:01:34,824 --> 00:01:38,024 It's weird. It's so weird. 34 00:01:42,041 --> 00:01:42,863 Um, I'm sorry. 35 00:01:42,888 --> 00:01:44,931 Can we... can we do this another time? 36 00:01:44,933 --> 00:01:46,466 Uh, I don't know. 37 00:01:46,468 --> 00:01:49,970 I mean, I kind of thought this was, like, a sure shot, so. 38 00:01:49,972 --> 00:01:52,973 Yeah, I... I did, too. 39 00:01:52,975 --> 00:01:54,643 I'm sorry to disappoint you. 40 00:01:55,993 --> 00:01:58,193 You know what? I'll get out of here. 41 00:01:58,213 --> 00:02:01,814 I can never tell if it's inside out. 42 00:02:01,816 --> 00:02:03,816 I got this from the swap meet. 43 00:02:04,932 --> 00:02:05,918 You know what? I'll just... 44 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,788 Thank you so much for your hospitality. 45 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:10,723 Uh, it's your bedroom. 46 00:02:10,725 --> 00:02:12,091 Heh, we didn't make it there. 47 00:02:12,093 --> 00:02:14,193 Here? 48 00:02:16,192 --> 00:02:17,524 I can't... your finger... 49 00:02:50,558 --> 00:02:52,792 Tsk, fuck you, McDougan Management. 50 00:02:52,794 --> 00:02:54,760 They ain't about shit. 51 00:02:54,762 --> 00:02:56,829 That party was on, though. 52 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:02,968 Absolutely. You know, that sounds great, Hannah. 53 00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:04,903 And discovery's complete on Sycamore, 54 00:03:04,905 --> 00:03:08,406 and I e-mailed Merrill about the summary judgment motion, 55 00:03:08,408 --> 00:03:10,809 but he hasn't responded. 56 00:03:10,811 --> 00:03:12,311 Well, we all know how that goes. 57 00:03:12,313 --> 00:03:16,081 Just hang in there. I have to hop on another call. 58 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:18,217 - Quentin, can you fill Molly in? - Absolutely. 59 00:03:18,219 --> 00:03:20,452 Molly, I will see you when you're here next week. 60 00:03:20,454 --> 00:03:22,487 And, look, I gotta go soon, too. 61 00:03:22,489 --> 00:03:24,055 The sun is actually shining today 62 00:03:24,057 --> 00:03:25,156 and I'm going to the beach. 63 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:27,166 Okay, don't call it a beach. 64 00:03:27,191 --> 00:03:28,393 You know it's not the beach. 65 00:03:28,395 --> 00:03:31,128 See, you can get disbarred here for saying something like that. 66 00:03:31,130 --> 00:03:34,031 Well, out here, you can get promoted for being an asshole, so. 67 00:03:35,301 --> 00:03:36,934 Well, you better not let them hear you. 68 00:03:47,446 --> 00:03:49,480 Aw, man. You stupid, fool! 69 00:03:49,482 --> 00:03:50,447 You see this? 70 00:03:54,653 --> 00:03:56,119 I'm so glad to hear you say that. 71 00:03:56,121 --> 00:03:58,655 I've been thinking a lot about how we can balance 72 00:03:58,657 --> 00:04:00,657 the classroom's demographics. 73 00:04:00,659 --> 00:04:03,527 Wait, what? Demographics? 74 00:04:03,529 --> 00:04:06,597 We're finally getting consistent numbers. 75 00:04:06,599 --> 00:04:08,632 Yeah, but the numbers are all... 76 00:04:10,335 --> 00:04:12,168 they're black. 77 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:14,337 Is this the Gotcha thing? 78 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,839 Yes, it is! Welcome. 79 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:18,508 If you need a place to study 80 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:20,176 or you need tutoring... 81 00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:22,578 Mr. Gaines sent us. He said you had extra space. 82 00:04:22,728 --> 00:04:25,282 Yes, we do. But do you have any friends 83 00:04:25,284 --> 00:04:28,651 or, like, amigos, amigas? 84 00:04:28,653 --> 00:04:30,953 Okay, listen, why don't you find a seat 85 00:04:30,955 --> 00:04:33,188 and we'll be by in a few to see how we can help. 86 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,624 All right. 87 00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:38,611 So, Mr. Gaines is... is... 88 00:04:38,636 --> 00:04:39,869 Trying to look out for us? 89 00:04:39,894 --> 00:04:41,560 Yeah! Yeah, he is! 90 00:04:41,576 --> 00:04:42,809 And at least now 91 00:04:42,834 --> 00:04:45,334 we have students we can actually help. 92 00:04:45,336 --> 00:04:47,569 It's not that I'm not happy that we have more kids, 93 00:04:47,571 --> 00:04:50,605 but the school's 86% Latino 94 00:04:50,607 --> 00:04:52,507 and the attendance doesn't reflect that. 95 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:54,876 Frieda, we have to start somewhere, all right? 96 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,478 I don't know why you're trying so hard 97 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,180 to turn our success into failure, 98 00:04:58,182 --> 00:05:00,082 but just take the W! 99 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,518 Hey, you guys good? 100 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:04,153 Yeah. 101 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:06,054 What are you studying? What do you need? 102 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:13,628 Colin, enough with the chips. 103 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:15,697 They're not chips, they're Chirps. 104 00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:17,365 - Made from crickets. - I don't care. 105 00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:20,101 You know, I actually tried crickets once in Phuket. 106 00:05:20,103 --> 00:05:22,370 - They're high in protein. - You know what else it's high in? 107 00:05:22,372 --> 00:05:23,571 Fucking crickets. 108 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,872 Whatever. 109 00:05:24,874 --> 00:05:26,474 I gotta go take a tinkle. 110 00:05:26,476 --> 00:05:28,977 Is that what he said after you two...? 111 00:05:28,979 --> 00:05:30,193 Shut up! 112 00:05:30,218 --> 00:05:32,651 - Did you... - Hook up with a dude who eats bugs? 113 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,115 Yes, she did. 114 00:05:34,117 --> 00:05:36,312 It was Startup Saturday, so fuck you. 115 00:05:36,773 --> 00:05:37,451 I don't know what that is, 116 00:05:37,453 --> 00:05:39,086 but that is not a good enough excuse. 117 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:41,689 It's some mixer thing. Trust me, it's depressing. 118 00:05:41,691 --> 00:05:43,851 All the guys are disgusting or lame as shit. 119 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,477 It's true. You'd freaking clean up. 120 00:05:45,502 --> 00:05:47,902 Uh, yeah, I don't know about that. 121 00:05:47,927 --> 00:05:49,927 Actually, there is another one this Saturday. 122 00:05:50,032 --> 00:05:52,065 - You should come. - Yeah, I'd love to, 123 00:05:52,067 --> 00:05:55,535 but I promised someone that I would pick up some chairs. 124 00:05:57,851 --> 00:05:59,373 It's for a family barbecue. 125 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:01,515 This just keeps getting sadder. 126 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:03,836 Next time, though! Yo, I'm there. 127 00:06:04,672 --> 00:06:06,218 Mm-hmm. 128 00:06:06,781 --> 00:06:08,247 Whatever. 129 00:06:10,945 --> 00:06:12,118 Just use the note cards, Mom. 130 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,312 You don't have to memorize the vows. 131 00:06:13,337 --> 00:06:14,758 He's already married to you. 132 00:06:15,498 --> 00:06:18,432 You can wear your glasses. Dad knows you wear glasses. 133 00:06:20,711 --> 00:06:23,229 Mom, I have to go. Mm-hmm, I love you. Bye. 134 00:06:23,231 --> 00:06:25,297 Should I give the bookcase to him to load? 135 00:06:25,299 --> 00:06:26,665 To who? 136 00:06:28,169 --> 00:06:30,903 Oh, no, he's not... We're not together. 137 00:06:30,905 --> 00:06:32,505 - I got it. - It's pretty heavy. 138 00:06:32,507 --> 00:06:34,140 It's cool. I got it. 139 00:06:36,392 --> 00:06:38,159 Okay, um... 140 00:06:38,246 --> 00:06:39,578 Just gonna... 141 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:41,146 Okay, mm-hmm. 142 00:06:41,148 --> 00:06:43,081 Excuse me, do you mind? 143 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:45,183 Just move it, yeah, a little bit back further. 144 00:06:45,185 --> 00:06:46,752 Thank you. Mm-hmm. 145 00:06:48,689 --> 00:06:50,355 - Hey. - Oh, I'm sorry. 146 00:06:58,765 --> 00:07:00,932 - Thanks. - Thanks, man. Okay, baby. 147 00:07:05,872 --> 00:07:07,738 And... 148 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:10,475 - All right. - You wanna drive? 149 00:07:10,992 --> 00:07:13,321 But, wait, you're putting therapy on pause till when? 150 00:07:13,346 --> 00:07:15,079 Till I find another therapist. 151 00:07:15,081 --> 00:07:17,582 I mean, Dr. Rhonda was always putting her shit on me. 152 00:07:17,584 --> 00:07:19,483 Just because we both got brown titties. 153 00:07:20,787 --> 00:07:22,186 Okay, wait. What? 154 00:07:22,188 --> 00:07:25,522 "Put shelf 25 in 7C"? 155 00:07:25,524 --> 00:07:27,458 - I don't know... - Hey, girl, you know what? 156 00:07:27,460 --> 00:07:31,428 You do this part and I will do this part. 157 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:32,829 But, like, on the real, though, 158 00:07:32,831 --> 00:07:34,831 you gonna keep looking, though, right? 159 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:37,367 'Cause there's plenty of brown titties in the sea. 160 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:38,569 Oh, you got jokes? 161 00:07:38,571 --> 00:07:39,869 Okay. 162 00:07:39,871 --> 00:07:41,138 Because there's plenty of brown dicks 163 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:42,265 in the sea, too. 164 00:07:42,290 --> 00:07:44,190 But you ain't got one. 165 00:07:44,343 --> 00:07:47,110 Okay, first of all, trying to fuck is hard. 166 00:07:47,112 --> 00:07:48,578 No, it's not. It's like riding a bike. 167 00:07:48,742 --> 00:07:50,780 Yeah, I don't know how to do that either. 168 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:52,578 Like, I kept on thinking, "What if he's not good? 169 00:07:52,603 --> 00:07:53,765 Or what if I'm not good?" 170 00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:57,487 And... I don't know, I'm just stuck in my own head. 171 00:07:57,489 --> 00:07:59,155 Well, what you think therapy is? 172 00:07:59,157 --> 00:08:00,857 I'm stuck in my head talking to a stranger. 173 00:08:00,859 --> 00:08:02,692 At least you get the option to fuck at the end. 174 00:08:02,694 --> 00:08:05,060 Yeah, but you chose not to be out here. 175 00:08:05,062 --> 00:08:06,762 But it's not like I don't want somebody. 176 00:08:06,764 --> 00:08:08,731 Then, girl, get yours. 177 00:08:08,733 --> 00:08:10,166 I should. 178 00:08:11,109 --> 00:08:11,567 We should. 179 00:08:11,569 --> 00:08:14,370 I mean, we were supposed to do this ho shit together. 180 00:08:14,372 --> 00:08:16,339 Girl, I always wanted to have a ho phase. 181 00:08:16,341 --> 00:08:18,174 But then I met Lawrence and he made me 182 00:08:18,176 --> 00:08:19,808 fall in love with him and shit. 183 00:08:19,810 --> 00:08:22,444 Tsk, yeah, y'all did get boo'd up real quick. 184 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:27,314 You know what? Fuck love, okay? 185 00:08:27,316 --> 00:08:29,500 Fuck getting to know these niggas. 186 00:08:29,525 --> 00:08:31,318 Fuck feeling feelings. 187 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,515 I just wanna be on my Halle Berry shit, okay? 188 00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:36,609 I just wanna feel good. 189 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:40,294 Cool, cool, cool. Well, can you fuck with my bookshelf, though? 190 00:08:40,296 --> 00:08:42,963 - Mm. - Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. 191 00:08:42,965 --> 00:08:44,343 Hey... 192 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,700 let's go somewhere tonight. 193 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,836 Can you teach me how to ho? 194 00:08:49,838 --> 00:08:51,328 Bitch, that's rude. 195 00:08:53,047 --> 00:08:54,047 And, yes. 196 00:09:01,516 --> 00:09:04,584 Look at all these hos all extra thirsty to find a dude. 197 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:07,788 Uh, I'm looking at one right now. 198 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:09,489 Girl, I'm not out here looking like these... 199 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:16,529 You know what? We need to go somewhere where we're the exotic ones. 200 00:09:16,531 --> 00:09:18,498 Where? Like Des Moines? 201 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,300 No, like another country. 202 00:09:20,302 --> 00:09:21,867 No, seriously, I've been thinking 203 00:09:21,869 --> 00:09:24,062 we need to get away with just the two of us. 204 00:09:24,339 --> 00:09:25,938 We haven't done that since I was single. 205 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,174 Oh, hold up. Green shirt. That's all you. 206 00:09:29,544 --> 00:09:30,642 Already? 207 00:09:30,644 --> 00:09:33,179 I was gonna order the catfish basket. 208 00:09:38,385 --> 00:09:39,885 Girl, will you hurry your slow-walking ass up? 209 00:09:39,887 --> 00:09:41,854 It's my sexy walk. 210 00:09:45,693 --> 00:09:47,359 I knew I shouldn't have fucked with these wedges. 211 00:09:52,233 --> 00:09:56,023 - Wow, that seems hard. - Not really. 212 00:09:56,048 --> 00:09:57,841 It's construction. 213 00:09:58,372 --> 00:10:01,540 I bet you're... you're really good with your drill. 214 00:10:01,542 --> 00:10:03,208 - Excuse me? - Hmm? 215 00:10:03,210 --> 00:10:04,876 Pssh. 216 00:10:04,878 --> 00:10:06,377 Mm-hmm. 217 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:09,881 No, he had a phone call. It was... it was important. 218 00:10:13,187 --> 00:10:15,519 So, if you had the chance to, like, 219 00:10:15,521 --> 00:10:18,857 get out of here and go home alone 220 00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:22,898 or go home with somebody here, 221 00:10:23,162 --> 00:10:24,862 like, what would you decide? 222 00:10:24,864 --> 00:10:27,097 Look, my friend sent me over here 223 00:10:27,099 --> 00:10:29,734 just so he could get some time with your girl. 224 00:10:32,938 --> 00:10:34,338 Do you have any other friends? 225 00:10:36,242 --> 00:10:38,408 - You... okay. All right. - No. 226 00:10:39,789 --> 00:10:40,744 Saw you sitting by yourself. 227 00:10:40,746 --> 00:10:42,412 I figured I'd come by and say hello. 228 00:10:42,414 --> 00:10:44,581 I'm just... I'm just looking out for my friend. 229 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:46,116 Well, you're a good friend. 230 00:10:46,118 --> 00:10:48,418 Not a great listener, but good friend. 231 00:10:51,539 --> 00:10:53,000 I can be both. 232 00:10:53,659 --> 00:10:55,158 Can I get your number? 233 00:10:56,895 --> 00:10:57,797 Sure. 234 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,598 Oh, you're hitting me with the business card? 235 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,937 - Mm. - Okay, all right. 236 00:11:03,962 --> 00:11:06,263 Uh, I'll earn it. 237 00:11:07,372 --> 00:11:09,250 So, girl, how'd you do? 238 00:11:09,286 --> 00:11:10,886 I got these wings. 239 00:11:13,477 --> 00:11:15,278 So, then, Eric gonna ask Shaniece, 240 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,780 "Well, how come you not gonna make your potato salad?" 241 00:11:17,782 --> 00:11:19,282 Do you know what she said? 242 00:11:19,284 --> 00:11:21,717 Wait, who is Shaniece? 243 00:11:21,719 --> 00:11:23,953 Do I need to make you some flash cards? 244 00:11:23,955 --> 00:11:26,689 - No, I'm good, I'm good. - Okay. 245 00:11:26,691 --> 00:11:28,890 Hey, did we ever finish 246 00:11:28,892 --> 00:11:31,234 watching that "Shark Tank" from last week? 247 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,697 See, I wish Daymond could be in every episode. 248 00:11:34,699 --> 00:11:36,732 - Mm-hmm. - I don't why they make him alternate 249 00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:39,034 with that Peter Pan-looking white lady. 250 00:11:41,271 --> 00:11:43,695 Boy, stop! 251 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:44,885 Are you even listening to me? 252 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,992 Of course. 253 00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:49,744 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 254 00:11:49,746 --> 00:11:51,579 T-G-I-T! 255 00:11:51,581 --> 00:11:53,348 Get it, Viola. 256 00:12:27,316 --> 00:12:28,749 Fuck! 257 00:12:57,879 --> 00:12:59,745 Fuck! 258 00:12:59,747 --> 00:13:02,315 Yeah, no, it should be fine. I can just look it over. 259 00:13:02,317 --> 00:13:05,751 Plus, you know, I'm seeing Hannah in Chicago next week, so I can get clarity. 260 00:13:05,753 --> 00:13:09,054 Damn, wish I could sneak vacations in Chicago, too. 261 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:11,724 Well, you already vacation here at work, so what's the difference? 262 00:13:11,726 --> 00:13:14,460 - Ouch. - I'm... I'm sorry. 263 00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:17,175 I'm just stressing. All this extra work. 264 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:18,898 Okay. 265 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,371 Good news, ladies. 266 00:13:26,777 --> 00:13:29,341 I heard from Vice Principal Gaines earlier, 267 00:13:29,343 --> 00:13:31,476 and he could not have been more excited 268 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,979 about the progress we're making at East 41st Street. 269 00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:38,416 Um... just curious. 270 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:42,089 Have you gotten feedback from anyone else? 271 00:13:42,457 --> 00:13:45,224 No, but Mr. Gaines did say 272 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,859 attendance in your classroom has doubled. 273 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:51,410 It has, and it's beautiful. 274 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,731 All right, then. Well done. 275 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,600 And, Issa, I gotta hand it to you. 276 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,753 You were right to hang in there. 277 00:13:58,974 --> 00:14:01,241 Oh, well, it was a team effort. 278 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,269 You know, I couldn't have done it without Frieda. 279 00:14:03,294 --> 00:14:05,660 You totally could've. 280 00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:08,644 Things happen without me all the time. 281 00:14:08,669 --> 00:14:10,535 Whatever you're doing, keep it up. 282 00:14:11,261 --> 00:14:14,150 We will. All the way up. 283 00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:16,457 So, I called this girl cute, 284 00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:17,965 told her how much I liked her dress, 285 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,491 and then she threw spaghetti right in my face. 286 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:24,027 Oh, my God, your niece is so adorable! 287 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,673 - Thank you. - And I wish one of my brothers 288 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,430 would get it together and have a kid. 289 00:14:27,432 --> 00:14:28,698 I'm ready to be an aunt. 290 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,368 - What, you like kids? - Yeah, I do. 291 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,587 But right now, I'm mostly into borrowing them. 292 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,705 Yeah, me, too. 293 00:14:35,707 --> 00:14:37,540 - Giving them back's always the best part. - Right? 294 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,909 That, and they listen to everything I say. 295 00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:41,400 Oh, my God, are they looking for a job? 296 00:14:41,425 --> 00:14:44,058 Because I need a new assistant. 297 00:14:44,248 --> 00:14:45,682 Hey, I'll work for you. 298 00:14:46,339 --> 00:14:48,417 Please. 299 00:14:48,419 --> 00:14:52,287 You own your own business doing what, marketing consulting? 300 00:14:52,289 --> 00:14:53,956 - Yeah, it's kind of the best job. - Hmm. 301 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:56,826 I tell companies what to do and then I get to leave. 302 00:14:59,363 --> 00:15:01,497 It's not as sexy as it sounds. 303 00:15:01,499 --> 00:15:03,277 Yeah, no, it doesn't sound sexy at all. 304 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:06,701 I gotta tell you how much I vibe with you. 305 00:15:06,703 --> 00:15:10,305 I'm real glad we skipped this whole awkward first date. 306 00:15:10,854 --> 00:15:12,174 Yeah. 307 00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:13,585 This is fun. 308 00:15:13,610 --> 00:15:15,277 Do you ever wish that you could just 309 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:17,812 fast-forward to the part where you're married and settled 310 00:15:17,814 --> 00:15:19,347 and life's all figured out? 311 00:15:20,536 --> 00:15:22,369 Yeah. Tell me about it. 312 00:15:22,394 --> 00:15:24,784 Cheers. 313 00:15:25,155 --> 00:15:26,588 Yeah. 314 00:15:41,694 --> 00:15:44,948 Oh! It ain't even started yet and I'm done. 315 00:15:45,908 --> 00:15:47,875 - Thanks for coming. - Ah, no problem. 316 00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:48,878 Mwah! 317 00:15:48,903 --> 00:15:51,065 - Yo, so these chairs? - Yeah. 318 00:15:51,090 --> 00:15:53,057 - Oh, they got it. - Okay. Oh, yeah... ow, my finger. 319 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,381 Yep. 320 00:15:54,383 --> 00:15:57,885 - So, you Lawrence, huh? - Yes, sir. 321 00:15:57,887 --> 00:16:00,654 Oh, Lawrence, this my play uncle, Jesse. 322 00:16:00,656 --> 00:16:01,722 Nice to meet you. 323 00:16:01,724 --> 00:16:03,356 All right, now. 324 00:16:03,358 --> 00:16:05,292 - Welcome. - Uh, thank you. 325 00:16:05,294 --> 00:16:07,294 Hey, bruh, help me hook up these speakers. 326 00:16:07,296 --> 00:16:09,929 Oh, are we allowed to play music in the park? 327 00:16:10,518 --> 00:16:13,066 Oh, you one of them rule-following-ass niggas, huh? 328 00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:14,434 Nigga, hand me the plug. 329 00:16:14,436 --> 00:16:16,436 Okay, yep. This... this one right here? 330 00:16:16,438 --> 00:16:18,305 - Oh, baby? - There you go. 331 00:16:18,307 --> 00:16:20,907 Mimi is here. Could you help her out the van, please? 332 00:16:20,909 --> 00:16:22,775 - Uh, yeah, yeah. - Thank you. 333 00:16:22,777 --> 00:16:25,578 I got it. Thank you. Thank you. 334 00:16:43,231 --> 00:16:45,631 - Hey! - Hey. 335 00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:53,172 You good? 336 00:16:54,408 --> 00:16:56,574 - Uh, yeah. - Okay. 337 00:16:56,576 --> 00:16:59,111 I gotta go do this work thing, but I'll be right back. 338 00:16:59,113 --> 00:17:01,412 Oh. Okay. 339 00:17:01,414 --> 00:17:03,348 - All right. - Mwah. 340 00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:05,383 - All right. All right. - See you later. 341 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:12,190 Um, can I have a chocolate one and a caramel one? 342 00:17:12,192 --> 00:17:13,758 Yeah, and I'll pay for hers. 343 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,560 Oh, my... Dro, hey! 344 00:17:15,562 --> 00:17:17,428 - Candice! - Hey, girl. 345 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:19,764 I see you are still trying to work those ugly colors. 346 00:17:19,766 --> 00:17:21,899 - But you're cute, though. - Ha, okay. You know what? 347 00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:25,936 I didn't even wear this on purpose, but just like a Delta to hate. 348 00:17:25,938 --> 00:17:27,572 - Mm. - So, what, y'all just gonna roll 349 00:17:27,574 --> 00:17:29,439 to my cupcake spot and not tell anybody you in town? 350 00:17:29,441 --> 00:17:31,142 - Oh. - That's my fault. 351 00:17:31,144 --> 00:17:31,627 Uh-huh. 352 00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:33,077 He was only supposed to be in town on business 353 00:17:33,079 --> 00:17:36,113 for a few hours, but I wanted to tag along and turn it into a weekend. 354 00:17:36,115 --> 00:17:36,393 Aw. 355 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,615 Yeah, and we coming up here again next weekend, right? 356 00:17:38,617 --> 00:17:41,218 - For Kiss-n-Grind. You going? - I mean, I don't know. Maybe. 357 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,012 I'll ask Issa. 358 00:17:42,037 --> 00:17:44,388 Oh, you're still ordering one for "your friend" at home? 359 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:46,478 - Bruh, she only needs one fork. - You know what? Shut up! 360 00:17:46,503 --> 00:17:47,964 How do you even put up with this? 361 00:17:47,989 --> 00:17:51,094 - He's a full idiot. - Yeah, but she chose the right one. 362 00:17:51,096 --> 00:17:53,096 Thank you. 363 00:17:53,098 --> 00:17:55,098 - Thank you for my cupcakes. - Of course. 364 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,434 Good seeing you, girl. Oh, tell your brothers I say, "What's up?" 365 00:17:57,436 --> 00:17:58,835 - Oh, of course. - Yeah. 366 00:17:58,837 --> 00:18:00,637 - I'll see you guys. Bye. - Bye, girl. 367 00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:02,238 What you want? What I'm gonna be putting on you? 368 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,628 Ooh, that Almond Joy look good. 369 00:18:03,653 --> 00:18:04,952 - Yeah? - Yeah. 370 00:18:07,996 --> 00:18:09,829 Yeah. 371 00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:13,917 Oh, ooh. Shit! 372 00:18:26,878 --> 00:18:29,731 Okay, Eddie. I see you. 373 00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:38,681 Hey, girl. 374 00:18:38,706 --> 00:18:41,475 - How was your brunch? - Um, it was good. 375 00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:44,445 Whoa, that was some high-pitched fakeness. 376 00:18:44,447 --> 00:18:45,620 What you mean? 377 00:18:45,815 --> 00:18:47,514 You don't sound excited about him. 378 00:18:47,516 --> 00:18:48,716 Lionel is great. 379 00:18:48,846 --> 00:18:49,917 We want a lot of the same things. 380 00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:51,719 I mean, he got a five-year plan, 381 00:18:51,721 --> 00:18:54,688 he's attractive, he's smart, he making money. 382 00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:56,023 But? 383 00:18:56,025 --> 00:18:58,315 But I just don't know what it is! 384 00:18:58,628 --> 00:19:02,663 It's, like, on paper, he's amazing, but I don't know. 385 00:19:02,995 --> 00:19:05,866 - Well, what don't you know? - It's like with Dro and Candice. 386 00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:07,868 I just ran into them at the cupcake shop. 387 00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:09,202 Ooh, which two did you get? 388 00:19:09,204 --> 00:19:10,271 Bitch, who cares? 389 00:19:10,273 --> 00:19:11,838 Chocolate and caramel? 390 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,807 Yes, but the point is, 391 00:19:13,809 --> 00:19:15,475 like, Dro didn't have no five-year plan. 392 00:19:15,477 --> 00:19:17,477 Hell, he didn't even have a five-day plan. 393 00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:19,345 Yeah, Dro was a mess. 394 00:19:19,347 --> 00:19:21,681 Right? But he just went with the flow 395 00:19:21,683 --> 00:19:23,616 and he found the perfect person. 396 00:19:23,807 --> 00:19:25,010 With Lionel... 397 00:19:25,035 --> 00:19:26,953 I feel like he was just checking off his boxes. 398 00:19:26,955 --> 00:19:28,955 Get into a relationship, check. 399 00:19:28,957 --> 00:19:30,885 - Hmm. - What? 400 00:19:31,626 --> 00:19:33,660 He sounds kind of like you. 401 00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:36,612 Damn. 402 00:19:37,399 --> 00:19:39,299 I was out there like that? 403 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,245 Issa? 404 00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:43,836 - Issa? - Oh, God. 405 00:19:43,838 --> 00:19:46,439 I think I passed out real quick from these paint fumes. 406 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:48,573 Bitch, open a window. 407 00:19:48,738 --> 00:19:50,672 Mm-hmm, you right. 408 00:19:57,685 --> 00:20:01,821 Even I feel weird doing this. 409 00:20:01,823 --> 00:20:03,255 Lawrence! 410 00:20:03,257 --> 00:20:05,557 - Hey! - Hey, man. 411 00:20:05,559 --> 00:20:06,891 - You made it! - Yeah. 412 00:20:06,893 --> 00:20:08,226 Hi. 413 00:20:08,228 --> 00:20:11,296 Yo, I gotta say Startup Saturday goes pretty hard. 414 00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:13,398 Ooh-hoo-hoo, wait till it gets dark. 415 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,698 That's when things get desperate. 416 00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:17,669 Why? 'Cause everyone's drunk? 417 00:20:17,671 --> 00:20:20,571 Yep, and drunk people make stupid decisions. 418 00:20:21,604 --> 00:20:23,507 I'm gonna go find the stupid decision section. 419 00:20:25,011 --> 00:20:26,925 - See you guys. - I'm just messing. 420 00:20:35,787 --> 00:20:38,254 You can't have my joy. 421 00:20:59,711 --> 00:21:01,879 Oh. Oh, hey. What's good? 422 00:21:01,881 --> 00:21:04,681 Hey, um, I found this extra charger at my house 423 00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:08,151 and I thought you might've left it during my party. 424 00:21:08,153 --> 00:21:10,286 Oh, oh, shit, yeah. 425 00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:11,855 Yeah, that's definitely me. 426 00:21:11,857 --> 00:21:13,055 Cool. 427 00:21:15,036 --> 00:21:16,903 Oh, you listening to KYLE? 428 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,399 Yeah. 429 00:21:19,030 --> 00:21:20,463 You smoke? 430 00:21:21,993 --> 00:21:25,034 - I love it. - Well, come on in. 431 00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:27,103 - Come on, Polio Boy! - No way! 432 00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,305 No, I tried to run five miles one time. My legs gave out. 433 00:21:33,213 --> 00:21:34,777 Okay, so what's your deal? 434 00:21:34,779 --> 00:21:37,046 Uh, what do you mean? 435 00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:38,814 - Are you single? - Mm. 436 00:21:38,816 --> 00:21:40,849 I'm dating. 437 00:21:40,851 --> 00:21:43,051 Oh, so you're fucking anything that moves. 438 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,586 - Oh. - No. 439 00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:46,588 Speaking of... 440 00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:48,590 Can I get you anything? 441 00:21:48,592 --> 00:21:50,592 Ooh, I'll take a White Russian with almond milk. 442 00:21:52,129 --> 00:21:54,162 Um, no, thank you. 443 00:21:54,164 --> 00:21:55,731 I actually have to take off soon. 444 00:21:55,733 --> 00:21:57,232 Oh, that's too bad. 445 00:21:59,844 --> 00:22:01,436 You know what? Um... 446 00:22:01,438 --> 00:22:03,405 I'll get a round for the table. What do you guys want? 447 00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:04,572 - Tequila. - Shots. 448 00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,241 There you go. 449 00:22:07,149 --> 00:22:08,543 Shots? That's what we doing? 450 00:22:08,545 --> 00:22:11,012 - If you're buying. Salut! - That's what we're doing? All right. 451 00:22:12,149 --> 00:22:14,049 I've been watching "Gossip Girl." 452 00:22:14,051 --> 00:22:15,683 I'm almost done. 453 00:22:15,685 --> 00:22:17,919 Dominguez Library is missing season 5, 454 00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:20,541 but luckily 6 still makes sense. 455 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,558 Oh, cool, yeah. This seems great. 456 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,493 I should get into it. 457 00:22:25,752 --> 00:22:26,794 You should. 458 00:22:27,134 --> 00:22:29,096 Blake Lively's doing her thing. 459 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,127 Is that the white girl? 460 00:22:31,634 --> 00:22:33,733 Oh, I guess they're all white. 461 00:22:33,735 --> 00:22:37,004 Yeah. Yeah, white people. 462 00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:39,139 There's so many of them. 463 00:22:39,141 --> 00:22:41,575 It's good to see them doing they thing. 464 00:22:46,315 --> 00:22:48,782 ♪ Put your doubts to the side, get his ass in the bed ♪ 465 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,217 ♪ Even if it's wack, you could still get some head ♪ 466 00:22:51,219 --> 00:22:53,553 ♪ Go for it, go for it, go ♪ 467 00:22:53,555 --> 00:22:55,655 ♪ Ho for it, ho for it, ho ♪ 468 00:22:55,819 --> 00:22:57,824 ♪ Do you want that dick or no? ♪ 469 00:22:57,826 --> 00:23:00,827 ♪ You better go for it, go for it, ho. ♪ 470 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,132 Oh, fuck! 471 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,900 Fuck! I'm so sorry. 472 00:23:07,902 --> 00:23:09,969 No, it's... It's all good. 473 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:12,105 - I'm so embarrassed. - No, it's all right. 474 00:23:12,107 --> 00:23:13,339 - Are you okay? - Don't worry. Yeah. 475 00:23:13,341 --> 00:23:15,308 I actually like it a little rough. 476 00:23:31,091 --> 00:23:33,291 - Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. - No, no, I've got it. 477 00:23:33,293 --> 00:23:34,994 - I got you. - Okay. 478 00:23:39,366 --> 00:23:42,834 Um, I was thinking, 479 00:23:42,836 --> 00:23:45,904 would you mind if I titty-fucked you? 480 00:23:45,906 --> 00:23:49,741 Uh, I'd like to respectfully decline. 481 00:23:49,743 --> 00:23:51,543 Okay, well, thank you for being so respectful. 482 00:23:55,114 --> 00:23:57,114 They're tapered cut, so. 483 00:23:57,116 --> 00:23:59,350 Okay. 484 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:04,422 Oh. 485 00:24:04,424 --> 00:24:07,859 Yeah. Let's hold it right there for a moment. 486 00:24:07,861 --> 00:24:09,360 You know, put these legs on up. 487 00:24:09,362 --> 00:24:10,762 - Just like this? - Yeah, in the ear. 488 00:24:10,764 --> 00:24:12,763 - Oh, we're doing this? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 489 00:24:12,765 --> 00:24:13,830 - Feel free. - Just like...? 490 00:24:13,832 --> 00:24:15,599 You know, right around there. 491 00:24:17,636 --> 00:24:19,870 Let me just... just move my head right here. 492 00:24:19,872 --> 00:24:22,806 - No, no, you good. - Let me just... prop up. 493 00:24:22,808 --> 00:24:24,575 I'm sorry. No, keep doing it. 494 00:24:24,577 --> 00:24:26,743 Yeah. Oh! 495 00:24:26,745 --> 00:24:29,746 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I hope it wasn't... 496 00:24:34,086 --> 00:24:35,752 Um, you know what? 497 00:24:35,754 --> 00:24:38,521 You know what would be great? If we tried another position. 498 00:24:38,523 --> 00:24:40,557 Oh, yeah, yeah. All right. 499 00:24:40,559 --> 00:24:42,893 - Ooh. - Bounce on it. 500 00:24:44,496 --> 00:24:45,428 Ooh. 501 00:24:45,430 --> 00:24:47,597 Okay. 502 00:25:05,016 --> 00:25:06,749 Hmm. 503 00:25:24,034 --> 00:25:26,030 Does this work for you? 504 00:25:26,604 --> 00:25:29,338 Yeah, that's perfect. 505 00:25:39,816 --> 00:25:42,751 Okay, and then if someone in your circle wants to join, 506 00:25:42,753 --> 00:25:46,287 you get a notification that goes "woot woot." 507 00:25:46,289 --> 00:25:49,624 Oh, my God, I love it! 508 00:25:49,626 --> 00:25:52,860 Hey, y'all wanna check out the patio downstairs? 509 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,128 Woot woot! 510 00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:58,098 - Wait, right now? - Yeah. 511 00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:01,369 - No? What just happened? - Hello? 512 00:26:01,371 --> 00:26:03,871 Lawrence, what... What happened? 513 00:26:03,873 --> 00:26:06,240 Hey, is that Rules? What up, Rules? 514 00:26:06,242 --> 00:26:08,976 Uh, yo, hang on for a sec. 515 00:26:13,382 --> 00:26:14,514 Hey. 516 00:26:14,516 --> 00:26:15,716 Uh, sorry. 517 00:26:15,718 --> 00:26:17,799 I'm still at this work thing. 518 00:26:18,487 --> 00:26:20,487 I mean, actually, it's more like a work-drinks thing. 519 00:26:20,489 --> 00:26:21,989 I guess I just had one too many, 520 00:26:21,991 --> 00:26:24,191 and I don't wanna get a DUI, you know. 521 00:26:24,193 --> 00:26:27,260 If you didn't wanna come, you should have just told me that. 522 00:26:27,262 --> 00:26:29,563 No, it's not that. I just... 523 00:26:32,943 --> 00:26:34,376 Honestly... 524 00:26:36,283 --> 00:26:39,573 I'm just not looking to get into anything serious. 525 00:26:39,575 --> 00:26:41,808 You know, I just got out of a relationship and... 526 00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,309 Wait, hold on, hold on. 527 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:45,444 Are you for real right now? 528 00:26:45,446 --> 00:26:46,779 What? 529 00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:49,882 My whole family was here and you just ghosted. 530 00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:51,884 Do you know how embarrassing that was? 531 00:26:51,886 --> 00:26:53,586 Yeah, all right, I'm sorry. 532 00:26:53,588 --> 00:26:55,321 I know how much you wanted me to be there. 533 00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,700 Quit acting like you give a fuck about what I want. 534 00:26:58,205 --> 00:26:59,358 Yo, Tasha. 535 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:02,228 You don't think I knew what this was? 536 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,863 I knew it wasn't nothing serious. 537 00:27:04,865 --> 00:27:06,665 But, see, you fronted like it was. 538 00:27:06,861 --> 00:27:09,668 Apologizing for shit you wasn't even sorry for. 539 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,069 No, I was sorry. 540 00:27:11,299 --> 00:27:15,072 You... you a fuck nigga. 541 00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:16,842 Yo, come on. 542 00:27:17,143 --> 00:27:18,643 No, you know what? 543 00:27:18,645 --> 00:27:20,212 You worse than a fuck nigga. 544 00:27:20,214 --> 00:27:23,252 You a fuck nigga who thinks he's a good dude. 545 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,065 Hey. 546 00:27:37,015 --> 00:27:39,248 Coming back downstairs? 547 00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:42,940 - Yeah. - Come on. 548 00:27:43,002 --> 00:27:44,435 Yeah. 549 00:27:44,437 --> 00:27:48,438 Yo, Gary's lit. 550 00:27:59,507 --> 00:28:01,392 You don't gotta go if you don't want to. 551 00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:04,120 I mean, you can stay over. 552 00:28:05,656 --> 00:28:07,501 Oh, I'm good. Thank you. 553 00:28:08,894 --> 00:28:09,892 Cool. 554 00:28:10,329 --> 00:28:11,728 See you around. 555 00:28:11,897 --> 00:28:13,630 Yeah, for sure.