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www.addic7ed.com

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- Oh, I was gonna read.
- Oh.

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Uh, sorry.

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I mean, I... I could just
go in the living room.

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No, no, it's cool. I could... I could
just, um... sleep with the light on.

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Uh, I can just go to bed, too.

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I'm good.

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Ooh! Sorry. Your hands are cold.

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Oh, my bad.

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Probably all the snow cones I made.

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Snow cones? What?

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No, I was... I was just making a joke,

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or thought I was.

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Oh.

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Good night.

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Look, I've heard everything
you said and I'm trying.

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I really want this to work.

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It's just... it's really frustrating

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because I don't know
what I'm doing wrong.

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You've only been job
hunting for two weeks.

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I know, but I thought the
last interview went well.

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I mean, the VP went to Georgetown,
too. They had a ton of questions.

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Mostly about the gaps in your
resume. They are tough to explain.

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Look, I just need to get
back on my feet, okay?

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I can't keep living off unemployment.

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Well, if you're pressed for income,

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you might need to take a step back.

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- How far back?
- Something entry-level.

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Or maybe hourly like tech support.

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No!

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Elise, why would I do that?
I'm still getting interviews.

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You are. I'm just saying
it could take a while.

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It's fine.

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No, if it's the perfect job...

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I can wait.

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I keep telling Ashley
we have a kid on the way.

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- It's not the time to add a deck.
- Oh, come on.

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You just got that big-white-guy bonus.

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Hey, how'd you find out about those?

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Oh, look, we got a new black law intern.

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- Aw.
- Okay, now.

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I don't see color.

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I just see someone who's
gonna fetch me coffee.

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Hey, I'll catch up
with you in just a bit.

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- Okay, see you.
- Hey.

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- Hi.
- Hi!

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I'm Molly, one of the
third-year associates.

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Oh, look at you! I like
seeing us in high places, girl.

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Oh, well, thank you so much.

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But listen, I know everything
is super new right now,

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so if you ever need
anything, I can help.

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Oh, thanks... Molly.

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- Yeah.
- I appreciate it.

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- And...?
- Rasheeda.

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But you can call me Dada, girl.

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Okay. Da... okay.

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You know what, let me
check on the head count

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and I will get back
to you with a number.

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Okay. Thank you so much.

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Bye.

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Well, I think Issa is just in
over her head with Beach Day.

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Can she even plan something like this?

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Do they even have bus
parking at the beach?

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- I mean those...
- I know.

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Every time we go to the
beach, it's a nightmare.

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- Is the weather good?
- The sand, the noisy children.

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The kind of organization that
goes into stuff like this...

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- Hey, guys.
- Issa, hey!

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Hey, how's Beach Day going?

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How are you doing? Are you so stressed?

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I would be so stressed.
Like, so stressed.

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Uh, it's great. Thank you.

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- Well, awesome.
- We are really looking forward to it.

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The kids are gonna have so much fun!

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- Turnt up at the beach!
- Cute shoes, by the way.

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So flattering.

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Hey, Frieda, do you have a sec?

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I have all the secs you
need. Nope. I heard it. Yep?

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Um, were you guys discussing Beach Day?

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Oh! It's no big deal.

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We were just talking, and a few
of the others had some concerns.

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Are they concerns that they
couldn't talk to me about?

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I'm sure they could've,

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but they just emailed me

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to double check a couple little things.

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Wait, so there were emails, too?

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I... I wasn't cc'd.

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Oh. They didn't wanna seem like
they were questioning your judgment.

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But they weren't sure how you'd react.

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But everyone knows this is your event

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and I assured them that
you have everything covered.

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You're like a toupee.

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I'll see you later.

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They're having secret white meetings

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and they're sending secret white emails.

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I made one mistake
during my presentation

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and they lost all faith in me.

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You know, now I'm the
black girl who fucked up.

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And white people at my
job fuck up all the time!

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They didn't say shit to Caleb when he
had the kids make those racist puppets.

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Where are those emails? I
didn't get shit in my inbox.

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- Look, did you talk to Joanne about it?
- No.

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'Cause then I'll look too sensitive.

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So fucking unfair.

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I know, but, hey, you just gotta
work extra hard to prove them wrong.

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Yeah.

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I'm about to plan the fuck
out of Beach Day, though.

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- I know that.
- There you go.

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Those kids, they're not even
ready for the ocean and shit.

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- Nope.
- They're about to be swimming with sharks.

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They're about to be
slap boxing with seals.

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- I swear.
- Um...

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Let these white people doubt me again.

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I'ma throw a kid in they face.

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So, I... I saw the
headhunter again today.

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- Oh, yeah? How'd that go?
- It was all right.

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She said even though I'm
still getting interviews,

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I need to be more open
to entry-level positions,

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but I'm not trying to
go backwards, you know?

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I mean, she sounds
kind of right, though.

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Uh, but Elise did just email me

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about a possible interview tomorrow.

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- Oh, that's cool.
- That's all you can say?

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- What do you want me to say?
- I...

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Look, Iss, I know you've been busy,

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but I feel like the last
couple of weeks, like...

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I mean, just 'cause I'm back here

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doesn't mean everything's all good.

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No, okay, I'm not saying
that it's all good.

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Ah, I knew I should've gotten
something to eat before I got home.

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These white people got me all "hangry."

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- You want me to go get some food?
- No, thanks.

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I told Molly I'd meet
her at this stupid thing.

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But you're coming home, right?

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Like, don't let me catch
you in the Rite Aid.

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Too soon.

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It's like, I just want him to
know what he did to get us here.

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All right, well, have you told Lawrence

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what your issues are with him?

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Like, really spelled it out?

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Because sometimes when
you're really in it,

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it's hard to see shit clearly.

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Yeah, but why do I have to be
the one who sees shit so clearly?

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You know, I love him,
but it's hard to carry

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the emotional weight
and the financial weight.

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Like, those are heavy as fuck.

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Are you sure it's all on him?

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I mean, it does take two
to make it or break it.

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Bitch, you eating tacos with him or me?

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You right, you right.
You can do no wrong.

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Number 42, al pastor.

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Yeah!

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- Yes!
- Mm.

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All right, so Jared is
coming through tonight.

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Oh. Rent-a-Boo is coming?

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Why you clowning just
'cause he work at Enterprise?

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- I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

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Did I Hertz your feelings?

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I hate you.

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It was funny.

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I just need for you to just gauge to see

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if he's giving me friend
vibes or fuck vibes.

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You can't tell?

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No. Sometimes Jared is hella dodgy.

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One day I think he's feeling me,

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and the next, I can't read him.

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All right, fine.

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Guess I'll sort this out for you

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just like I did for your gynecologist,

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which was friend vibes, by the way.

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See? God don't like ugly.

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Fuck these tacos!

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Issa, you're littering!

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- Oh, my God!
- Hey, you!

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Skee-wee!

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What's up, Iss?

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- We're in here.
- Okay.

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Oh, shit! Look who dragged in the cats!

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Kelli, how did your
drunk ass beat us here?

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I wasn't trying to miss open bar again.

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You gonna use all your drink
tickets? 'Cause I don't play.

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Oh, you can have mine. They're
only serving Yellow Tail Shiraz.

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And, Molly, I see these Fendis.

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I got a problem!

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- Converse.
- I got a problem.

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Ha!

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I love how you just, like,
don't even care, you know?

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Molly, where's this new
boo? Is he coming or not?

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Well, he's not a new boo yet.

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That's why I just need
y'all to gauge him for me.

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You should let us hook
you up with somebody.

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Here we go.

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Babe, tell her about when we
hooked Kelli up with your coworker.

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Okay, bitch, barely.

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That white boy took me
apple picking. End of story.

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- And then?
- Really?

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Fine.

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We fucked in the orchard. End of story.

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I'm so tired of LA men!

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What? What's wrong with dudes from LA?

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Shit.

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- Oh.
- Guys, this is Jared.

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- Hey. What's going on, y'all?
- Hello.

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- Good to see you again.
- Oh, you, too.

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- You all know each other?
- Oh, we met at an open mic.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Y'all know she was rapping on stage?

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- What?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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We don't need to talk about
this, guys. Let's not even.

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You're telling me this
awkward bitch right here

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got up on stage and didn't fall off?

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Kelli, that's a drink
ticket on the floor?

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- Hold up, where?
- Classic Kelli.

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- Always ready for a drink.
- Oh, classic Tiffany.

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Your life is better than mine

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with your flawless-ass face
and your perfect natural...

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Fuck you.

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You guys, I'm tired and, you know... oh!

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And I got a lot of work to do
tomorrow, so I'ma get out of here.

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Um, Issa, don't forget we need your
money for Kelli's birthday trip.

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Oh, let me get you on Friday.

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- Okay? Bye, guys!
- Yes.

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- Skee-wop!
- Girl, don't be disrespectful.

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Hey, was I not supposed to say anything?

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Oh, you're fine.

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- You look good, too.
- Shut up.

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Girl, he is feeling you so hard

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I could hang my coat on his dick.

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Like, my heavy coat.

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It's not even winter.

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- A degree.
- I'm 100% right!

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- Nah, nah.
- Come on!

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There's my baby saving the day.

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Okay, it's true. Okay?

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Once they get a degree,

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black men turn into the most
"nigga-est" of niggas, okay?

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- They act like prized possessions!
- Right?

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- I mean...
- Very important and very pretentious.

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They act like women should be grateful

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for the opportunity to suck their dicks.

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- Why not?
- Okay! And then add to that being in LA

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where every dude thinks he gonna
bag some exotic model or actress.

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You know, that's why I
appreciate New York men,

246
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,740
- because they way more straightforward.
- Talk about it.

247
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:44,075
LA dudes do not approach black women.

248
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,951
- This is a fact.
- Mm-mm, no.

249
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:49,327
- I approached you.
- Ooh, see? See?

250
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,017
- Black women are so quick
- Okay.

251
00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:52,270
to write off all black men.

252
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,375
I mean, maybe that's why
y'all are still single,

253
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,133
- because you're too damn difficult.
- Whoa, excuse me?!

254
00:11:57,175 --> 00:12:00,175
- Oh, okay.
- It could be that.

255
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,600
Just because we have standards
does not make us difficult,

256
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,639
- thank you very much, okay?
- Thank you.

257
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,563
The reason why my baby and I work

258
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:10,731
is because I let him be a
man and he lets me be a woman.

259
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,542
- Bitch, I'ma call bell hooks on you.
- Call her.

260
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,335
Look, hey, but, Molly, you
know what your problem is?

261
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,546
No, but I know you're gonna
tell me. Please enlighten me.

262
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,673
You always try to control
shit, and men don't like that.

263
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,131
- You don't like that.
- They don't like it.

264
00:12:20,155 --> 00:12:23,320
- He doesn't like that.
- I actually think it's kind of sexy.

265
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:26,118
Ooh, ooh. Coat hanger.

266
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,793
Seriously, where are your friends?

267
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,672
Nah, see, I don't
think they're your type.

268
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,079
- They're all LA dudes.
- I'll make that work.

269
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,064
- You went to college out here?
- Nah, I didn't go to college.

270
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,708
That's what's up.

271
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,296
- That's what's up.
- Oh!

272
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,722
- Cool.
- That's... that's cool!

273
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,511
- Hey, you know, good for you, man.
- That's cool.

274
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,346
You know, college isn't for everybody.

275
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,521
Yeah, no, I don't feel like
I missed out on anything.

276
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,140
- Just a degree.
- Except for all the grateful women

277
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:53,188
apparently waiting to suck my dick.

278
00:12:55,991 --> 00:12:59,161
- I would be, I would be.
- Nasty.

279
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,750
But, like, back to your friends, okay?

280
00:13:00,775 --> 00:13:01,782
- Kelli.
- Like,

281
00:13:01,807 --> 00:13:03,092
what are some of their phone numbers?

282
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,196
- Like, off the top of your head?
- Mm, mm-mm.

283
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,000
Yeah, and I'm sorry about my friends.

284
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,369
They were a little crazy today.

285
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,110
- Nah, you still... You can fit right in.
- Did I?

286
00:13:13,135 --> 00:13:15,081
You were actually very
comfortable in that room.

287
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,088
Is that a compliment or...?

288
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,710
It was fun.

289
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,417
- I had a great time with you.
- I did, too.

290
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,678
But please keep all of your
friends away from Kelli.

291
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,680
- She's crazy.
- Nah, she was funny.

292
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,562
- And she kind of had a good point.
- About what?

293
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:32,690
That maybe sometimes guys
aren't straightforward enough.

294
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,769
Oh. I like straightforward.

295
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,272
I like you.

296
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,611
I like you, too.

297
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,948
It's too hot up in here, and I'm
not trying to sweat out my hair.

298
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,854
We should've gone to the movies.

299
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,564
Ew, don't touch me.

300
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,904
Honestly, Robertson is right here.

301
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,110
We can still make it to
the Museum of Tolerance.

302
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,620
I hope there's a ton of trash.

303
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,794
If not, I brought extra.

304
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,650
Why do we have to clean? Really?

305
00:14:42,675 --> 00:14:43,776
It's annoying.

306
00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:45,630
Excuse me, can I have
your attention, please?

307
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,570
Thank you.

308
00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:50,810
Okay, you guys, I know
it's hot, all right?

309
00:14:50,835 --> 00:14:52,104
And we're stuck in traffic

310
00:14:52,143 --> 00:14:54,078
and it's feeling like we're
all gonna die on this bus,

311
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:58,402
but I need you to remember
that we are not home right now.

312
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,060
Okay?

313
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,856
We are in mixed company.

314
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:08,663
And a positive attitude,
huh, can go a long way

315
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,490
in making a truly worthwhile experience

316
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,367
worth the wait.

317
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,540
Thank you.

318
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,836
Beach better have my money!

319
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,882
- Dayniece, that's a strike.
- Beach, don't kill my vibe!

320
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,046
What's my favorite word? Beach!

321
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,933
Okay.

322
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,566
They loved you, but they
decided to go another way.

323
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,401
What?

324
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,196
How did I not get it? What
am I doing wrong, Elise?

325
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,070
- I killed that interview.
- Nothing.

326
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,787
It's just tough out there right
now, but we'll keep trying.

327
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,223
Next.

328
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,774
Go ahead.

329
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,651
Next.

330
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,278
Hey, Tasha.

331
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,145
Look at you,

332
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,407
coming up in here looking like Obama.

333
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,829
I had a job interview.

334
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,288
Oh, okay, I see you.

335
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,329
Then let me go ahead and cash
your last unemployment check.

336
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,044
Nah. I didn't get the job.

337
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,665
Oh.

338
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,132
Well, then they stupid.

339
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,922
Okay? You got a lot going for you.

340
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,756
Don't know about all that.

341
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,891
I do. You a good black
man. You went to college.

342
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,719
I see you still got some savings.

343
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,385
- Yeah, but...
- Eh, but what?

344
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,913
You out there trying to work and
make something of yourself, right?

345
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,647
- Yeah.
- With no kids? Pfft.

346
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,362
Better keep your head up.

347
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,276
- You right.
- I know.

348
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,663
- Bye.
- Bye.

349
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,540
Whoo!

350
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,858
- Hey, let me play with the beach ball!
- Whoo!

351
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,399
Why don't more of them swim?

352
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:53,857
Slavery.

353
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,826
Oh, my God.

354
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,004
How can we be out?

355
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:08,133
Because you only brought
one bottle of sunscreen.

356
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,211
I didn't think they'd even need any.

357
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,046
Hey, did you need this?

358
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,052
- Yes!
- Yeah, I brought extra.

359
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:19,217
You look a little burned. In your face.

360
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,135
Oh, no! Do I?

361
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,595
Oh, my God. You are so burned.

362
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,226
I am so white. Just spray me.

363
00:18:35,107 --> 00:18:37,092
_

364
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,618
Oh, what?

365
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,581
Ben, you ain't never lie!

366
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,621
But, for real, I was shadowing
Merrill and Johnson on the Chen case,

367
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,707
and I had to send myself to HR

368
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:50,002
because Johnson is fine!

369
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,666
Ooh-wee!

370
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,844
- Hey, Rasheeda. Hi.
- Hi!

371
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,195
- Can you come in here for a second?
- Ooh, girl, of course.

372
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,299
- Boy, you better not eat my soup.
- Okay.

373
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,767
Hey! You know, I just wanted to check
in to see how you were acclimating.

374
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,889
Oh, girl, I'm good. Thanks!

375
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,517
Good 'cause, you know,
I just wanna make sure

376
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,725
that no one gets the
wrong impression of you.

377
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,145
Um, why would they?

378
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,074
Mark said I was doing great.

379
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,743
Yeah, and you are.

380
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,621
I just... you know, sometimes
you can be a little...

381
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,139
Girl, you know how
these white people are.

382
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,623
If you wanna be successful here,

383
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,585
you gotta know when to
switch it up a little bit.

384
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,383
Hmm.

385
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:34,511
- I appreciate your feedback.
- Good.

386
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,969
But I didn't switch it up in my
interview with the senior partners

387
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:42,101
and I didn't switch it up when I
was named editor of the law review,

388
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,640
so I don't think I need
to switch it up now.

389
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,265
But thank you so much.

390
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,900
Okay, good.

391
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,693
'Cause I'm just trying to help.

392
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:58,954
Okay.

393
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,754
Today was awesome. Great job, Issa.

394
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,958
Thank you.

395
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:11,209
And I'm really sorry
about the emails before.

396
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,712
I... I take full responsibility.

397
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,649
- I shouldn't have let that happen.
- Hey, I appreciate it.

398
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,923
Actually, I'd really
love to make it up to you.

399
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,486
Can I take you to drinks or something?

400
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,350
- Um...
- This was such a good idea.

401
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,058
The kids loved it.

402
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,808
They always trying to doubt us.

403
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,101
Beach, you ain't my friend
just 'cause you brown.

404
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,345
Oh, shit went well, so
now you wanna be down?

405
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,107
I overheard your ass on
the bus trying to clown.

406
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,740
Get the fuck outta here
or bow the fuck down.

407
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,699
Hey, could you hold
this real quick, please?

408
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,410
- Yeah. Oh.
- Thank you.

409
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,870
Hey, you know what? We should
do drinks. That sounds great.

410
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,411
Great, great! Thanks.

411
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,115
Kids, make sure you use the bathroom

412
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,455
before you get on the bus, okay?

413
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,920
- Okay.
- Thank you, Miss Issa.

414
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,671
Oh, Dante! Thank you!

415
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,263
Go on. Boy.

416
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,188
You crazy.

417
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:12,194
Guess who got into The League.

418
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:15,060
Wait, didn't you say you were
done with those dating apps?

419
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,728
No, no, I said I was done
with shitty-ass dating apps.

420
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,381
Plus I've been waiting, like, three
months to get approved for this.

421
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,775
Now I can finally date
dudes on my level, girl.

422
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:26,284
- And they fine as fuck.
- But I thought you were feeling Jared.

423
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:30,787
I am! But, girl, these League
niggas have been vetted.

424
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,922
And Jared didn't even go to college.

425
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,709
Yeah, but you weren't even
tripping about that before.

426
00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,923
You act like these niggas
are gonna disappear.

427
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,014
They will! Ugh.

428
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,219
Look, I just wanna see
what else is out there.

429
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,900
Damn, Issa, why can't
you just support me?

430
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,258
You right, you right.
You can do no wrong.

431
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,965
No, I'm actually right.

432
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,535
Not like with you and
Lawrence when you're wrong,

433
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,099
but I say that you're right, so...

434
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,443
Well, okay, bitch. Have fun, then. Bye!

435
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:07,784
- Hey.
- Hey.

436
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,265
I didn't know you were
cooking. I brought food home.

437
00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:15,249
Yeah, uh, you said there was
no food, so I made dinner.

438
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,833
- It's lamb.
- Oh.

439
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:20,248
Okay, I'll just put this over here.

440
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,303
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

441
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:32,222
Uh-uh, bitch!

442
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,388
You ain't about to get my man, bitch!

443
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,897
I set the table. Thought we could talk.

444
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,939
Can it wait?

445
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,943
I had a long day and I just wanna
binge watch "Conjugal Visits."

446
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:46,276
Yeah, I just... I
cleaned over there, so...

447
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,664
- Issa!
- What are you yelling for?

448
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:49,951
Can you pay attention?

449
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,794
You didn't even ask about my shit.

450
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,119
You're not in this
alone. I'm fucking trying.

451
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,674
Put it against the wall right there.

452
00:23:17,124 --> 00:23:18,146
Are you working?

453
00:23:18,171 --> 00:23:20,000
Because there's literally
nothing on the computer except...

454
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:22,154
My lunch break isn't
eight fucking hours!

455
00:23:40,743 --> 00:23:42,835
- I got it. I'm sorry.
- No, you gotta dab it.

456
00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:44,322
It doesn't matter.
It's just another stain.

457
00:23:44,346 --> 00:23:46,335
No, I'm sorry for everything.

458
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,829
I...

459
00:23:49,518 --> 00:23:50,883
it's on me, too.

460
00:23:53,157 --> 00:23:55,617
Hey, look.

461
00:23:55,660 --> 00:23:57,740
I know I haven't been
my best self lately.

462
00:23:57,787 --> 00:24:00,787
All right? In my career or with you.

463
00:24:08,297 --> 00:24:09,587
Got a job.

464
00:24:09,632 --> 00:24:11,552
That's great!

465
00:24:11,592 --> 00:24:13,032
One of your interviews came through?

466
00:24:14,303 --> 00:24:15,843
No.

467
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,468
It's Best Buy.

468
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:20,517
It's just a regular sales job.

469
00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:24,271
I just... I needed to
handle my shit, all right?

470
00:24:24,313 --> 00:24:28,023
For me and for us.

471
00:24:32,029 --> 00:24:33,949
Are you sure that's what you wanna do?

472
00:24:33,990 --> 00:24:36,120
I... it's just temporary, you know?

473
00:24:36,158 --> 00:24:38,988
I'll keep interviewing, but...

474
00:24:39,036 --> 00:24:40,866
for now.

475
00:24:42,707 --> 00:24:45,167
I'm proud of you.

476
00:24:46,877 --> 00:24:48,377
I'm in this.

477
00:24:49,839 --> 00:24:52,339
Are you?

478
00:24:52,383 --> 00:24:53,923
I'm in this.

479
00:25:06,981 --> 00:25:10,021
Thank you.

480
00:25:15,906 --> 00:25:18,736
- Hey.
- Hey. I was just thinking about you.

481
00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:20,204
Wanna get something to eat?

482
00:25:20,244 --> 00:25:23,544
Look, Jared, I gotta be honest with you.

483
00:25:23,581 --> 00:25:26,711
I'm just not looking for
a relationship right now.

484
00:25:26,751 --> 00:25:29,081
Really?

485
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:31,338
'Cause that is not the
vibe I've been getting.

486
00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:34,300
Yeah, I'm kind of bad at vibes.

487
00:25:34,342 --> 00:25:36,842
Okay, so... so what
have we been doing, then?

488
00:25:36,886 --> 00:25:39,886
We've been hanging out as friends.

489
00:25:39,930 --> 00:25:43,020
Friend? You wanna be friends now?

490
00:25:43,059 --> 00:25:46,099
I do, yes. But, like, real friends.

491
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,770
So, we cool?

492
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,896
Yeah.

493
00:25:52,943 --> 00:25:54,653
Yeah, we cool.

494
00:25:54,695 --> 00:25:56,815
Good! Great! God, I'm so glad.

495
00:25:56,864 --> 00:25:58,414
All right, well, I'll
give you a call soon, then.

496
00:25:58,438 --> 00:25:59,999
- All right.
- All right, bye.

497
00:26:09,377 --> 00:26:11,787
- Michael. Hi.
- Hey.

498
00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:15,087
- You look great.
- You do, too.

499
00:26:15,132 --> 00:26:17,762
Very nice.

500
00:26:17,802 --> 00:26:19,972
All right.

501
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,615
Oh, my God.

502
00:26:21,639 --> 00:26:23,809
- Right here?
- You got it. Almost there.

503
00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:25,599
All right, right here.

504
00:26:25,643 --> 00:26:27,853
Yeah?

505
00:26:29,183 --> 00:26:31,728
See? Come on.

506
00:26:34,568 --> 00:26:37,148
Can't believe we're
getting rid of this thing.

507
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,776
- You think somebody will take it?
- I don't know.

508
00:26:39,824 --> 00:26:41,376
Do people really just
take couches off the...?

509
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,784
Hey, yo!

510
00:26:42,827 --> 00:26:44,867
What y'all motherfuckers
doing with that "bouch"?

511
00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:51,671
- Where is he gonna put this?
- Oh, my God.

512
00:26:53,718 --> 00:26:57,108
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