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I'm about to stunt on your ass.
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♪ You not even ready for this shit! ♪
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Ooh, you look like a mermaid with feet.
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- In a good way, though.
- I love it.
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But do you love it like, "I would
give her money for her fundraiser,"
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or, "This bitch looking
like a black Ariel"?
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- Are those mutually exclusive?
- Okay.
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You really going all-out
for this fundraiser, huh?
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Hell, yeah, girl. I wanna kill it.
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And I wanna do right by the kids,
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and all our friends are gonna be there.
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Plus, after everything that's happened,
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I realize I had it all wrong.
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You know, I don't need
to be Miss No Fucks.
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I'm now Miss Give All the Fucks.
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Oh, okay. So, what does Miss Give All
the Fucks give all the fucks about?
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Uh, my man.
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Um, my job. Of course me.
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Okay, I'm just done doing dumb shit
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and, really,
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I think I like who I'm becoming.
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- That's backwards.
- No, it's not.
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You got titties on your back now?
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Uh, so, anyway, girl, how you doing?
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How you holding up with,
you know, everything?
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Yeah, I'm, pssh... girl, you know.
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Are you gonna come back out and
show me some more clothes or what?
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- Tsk, I know.
- Okay.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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Are you ready for your big day?
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Yeah.
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Your interview's gonna go great.
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I just... I just really
want it, you know?
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Mm.
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What are you doing?
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I can't have my man going
in there all stressed out.
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Come on, you're gonna
make me late, girl.
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- Like I need much time.
- Oh, so you got it like that?
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Yeah, you got it like that.
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I'm telling you someone is stealing
food out of the break room refrigerator.
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I know! I spent all weekend making
a three-bean chili for nothing.
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- I hope they like it.
- Oh, no!
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- Hey. Crystal?
- Molly?!
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You guys keep going. I'll catch up.
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- Girl!
- Hey!
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- Girl, how you doing?
- I'm good!
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I've just been kind of
keeping it low-key lately.
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Oh, my God, I was just at No
Vacancy and I thought about you.
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Remember that time you threw
that drink in that guy's face
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'cause he said you were drunk?
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- You were so drunk!
- Girl, please, I was doing too much.
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The most! But now look at you.
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You looking all classy
and effervescent and shit.
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Thank you! You know,
I've been feeling great.
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- I started seeing a therapist...
- Therapy?
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- Girl, you okay?
- Yes, girl!
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I just had some things in
my life that I needed to fix.
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I mean, don't feel like you have
to share it with me. It's okay.
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No, it's fine, girl. Therapy's
helped me with that, too.
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Girl, you know I was out
there being a hot-ass mess.
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Even thinking about how
I wasn't valuing myself.
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Girl, I had to change something.
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And now I just feel so centered.
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Oh. Okay.
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Anyway, let's get together for...
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So, our vision is to
integrate mobile commerce
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in a revolutionary way within
the messaging environment.
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We are still solving for that.
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What work have you done in that field?
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Tons, actually.
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You know, what I'm most interested in
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is weaving together
users' current behaviors
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instead of building
yet another destination.
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Sure, we're into that, but
what would your approach be?
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Well, you want as many
users as possible, right?
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Of course.
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You know, I'm coming into this cold.
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- I don't wanna step on anybody's toes.
- No, step. Go ahead.
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They're my toes. I don't care.
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Okay. Well, um, the Meridian
app is amazing, obviously.
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So is Instagram. So is Messenger.
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Okay, Cameron, you talked about
replicating the best apps and features,
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so why not deploy a daemon?
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Let those companies do
all the work for you,
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and you get to own all of
the data, all of the users,
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and the skeleton key
that ties them together.
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This is so crazy!
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I still can't believe they just
offered you a job on the spot!
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Yeah! Yo, I knew the interview
was going great, but I didn't think
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they were gonna do that.
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Oh, how are the perks, though?
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Free parking space, tons of T-shirts...
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I mean, they're all
XXXL, but still free...
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and a company credit card, I think.
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What? Oh, we 'bout to be charging
up a tab at stupid places!
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Okay, sushi every night,
and not California rolls.
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I'm talking monkfish.
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No, I am so pumped for you.
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You earned that shit.
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Thanks, babe.
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Oh, and Meridian is a good company, too.
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I mean, they do a few
things backwards, but...
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Well, that's why they got
you, though, to fix they shit.
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Yeah.
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Yo, it just made me think about
what I was doing with my app.
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I mean, I'm way more ahead
in developing than they are,
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and they're an actual company.
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Okay.
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And so, what does that mean?
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That maybe I shouldn't take this job.
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I should get Woot-Woot
off the ground instead.
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Wait, what?
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Yo, look, all right,
I know it sounds crazy,
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but the fact that I was way
ahead two or three years ago
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means I know what I'm doing.
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Like, I'm just mad inspired right now.
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Hey, look. I know you wanna
get your thing off the ground,
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but this is way too
good a job to pass up.
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And... and you've been wanting this.
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Do we really wanna go
back to how things were?
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You right, you right.
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And you can work on
Woot-Woot at night, you know?
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You're gonna make it happen.
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You know I believe in you.
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I know.
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Oh, hey, you know the good thing
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about all those extra,
extra, extra large T-shirts?
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We can get fat as fuck!
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We definitely need new fat shirts.
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Hey, babe, you gonna help me finish?
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- Yeah, let's do it.
- Thank you.
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Higher. Higher.
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Lower.
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Higher.
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And make sure it's stable.
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Insurance won't cover us
if we damage the property.
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Okay?
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I drive past this neighborhood every day
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and I didn't know homes
like this existed up here.
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I know. It's so pretty.
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Yeah, what's this neighborhood
technically called, Issa?
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Oh, someone told me it's
the black Beverly Hills.
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Is that true?
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Listen here, you gent,
Columbus motherfucker.
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If you don't stay the fuck away...
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I don't know why I told
you about this neighborhood
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because y'all take everything!
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Can we have anything?! Leave!
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Guys, I really don't know, but I
do know we have a lot of work to do.
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And this bench needs to go
over there. Could you...?
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Oh, but we just moved it here.
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Oh, don't question my authority. Thanks!
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Hey, Issa!
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I wanted to introduce
you to Chef Babette.
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So nice to meet you. Thank you
so much for catering our event.
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My pleasure! Anything to
support the neighborhood.
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- My favorite restaurant is Stuff I Eat.
- Thank you!
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You've gotta tell me what's
in your carrot croquettes.
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I'm guessing it's
turmeric. Is it turmeric?
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- Hey!
- Oh, uh, Joanne, I'll be right back.
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- Oh...
- Hey, girl!
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- Hey!
- Thank you for making it.
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What are you doing? It's not that heavy.
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- Let's go!
- It's too heavy.
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- Oh, that's heavy.
- Use your wrists.
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- Keep going! Good job.
- Oh, my God.
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Girl, did I just see two white
families walking their dogs?
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Since when did Baldwin
Hills get all gentrified?
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When white people were sitting
up in their $4,000-a-month
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one-bedroom in Malibu like,
"Them niggas ain't that bad."
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- Thanks for helping me, though.
- Oh, my God, of course!
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- Is it going good?
- No, it's going really good.
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Like, tonight's about to
be inspirational as fuck.
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Yes! Oh, my God!
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Guess who I ran into.
You remember Crystal?
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Crystal with the fucked up shoes
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or Crystal with the
heavy-ass titty ring?
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- No, Crystal our RA from freshman year.
- Oh, yeah!
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She always had the
hookup on extra cereal
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- after she fucked that... janitor.
- ... Janitor!
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- How's she doing, though?
- She good.
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She through hoing. But
she's in therapy, though.
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Bitch, shut the fuck up!
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- You stupid!
- I swear!
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That's what she told me.
Just all over-shared and shit.
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- What made her start going?
- I don't know.
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She was all on some, "When
we was running the streets,
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"I was doing too much,
not valuing my value."
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Like you can't value yourself
and fuck at the same damn time?
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- Hmm?
- Yeah.
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And now she's all like, "I'm
so centered and I'm so zen.
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"I recommend therapy for everyone."
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Tsk, girl, bye.
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Did she say therapy was
working for her, though?
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I mean, I guess, but who wants to
go broke paying for a fake friend?
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But maybe talking through some shit
with someone isn't the worst idea.
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Bitch, you trying to say I
need therapy or something?
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Come on, no! Like...
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But, I mean, maybe 'cause, you know, the
stuff that you went through with Jared
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and... and even that lawyer
nigga, maybe it could help.
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Girl, even I would go.
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Bitch, you mad now?
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Why would I be mad when
you wrong as hell, Issa?
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Issa, where do these go?
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Patricia, you know where they go.
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Okay, hold. Great.
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Hey, look who I found!
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- Oh, hey! Welcome, kids!
- Wow!
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- Look at you guys.
- Wow!
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I bet a rapper lives here.
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Actually, this house
is owned by a dentist.
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But, like, a rapper's dentist?
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Rappers don't have dentists, stupid.
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Besides, only white people live up here.
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Uh, Dayniece, all people
need good oral hygiene.
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And this place is actually
owned by a black person.
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- This is a black neighborhood.
- For real?
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Yeah, and it's only 10
minutes away from your school,
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so if y'all study hard,
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- and y'all act right...
- Whoa!
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This dentists has a drawer
full of extra batteries!
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- What he need these for?
- Hey, guys.
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We can't just open
people's battery drawers.
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- Okay?
- And, kids, don't forget to hand out
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all your donation cards tonight, okay?
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And don't be afraid to
introduce yourselves and smile.
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- Yeah? Yeah!
- Hi. My name is Markese.
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How you doing? Nice to meet you. Hey.
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Hi. My name is Markese.
Very nice to meet you.
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Oh.
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- One of our big donors is here...
- Okay.
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... and Joanne wants me to talk to him.
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And I can't believe I'm saying this,
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but don't let the kids take anything.
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That only crossed my mind
once you said it. Okay.
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All right, guys.
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Here you go.
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Yeah. Uh-huh, okay.
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You cannot come to my birthday.
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- I don't wanna be there.
- It's girls only.
243
00:11:55,472 --> 00:11:58,216
Well, I paid for it, so
you used my money to do it.
244
00:11:58,241 --> 00:11:59,984
- Okay, you know...
- Which I wanted you to do.
245
00:12:00,009 --> 00:12:01,423
That's what I got you for your...
246
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,330
This is a birthday present...
247
00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,468
- from us... me.
- No. Okay.
248
00:12:05,493 --> 00:12:08,259
- It'll be a great time.
- Guess who's rich, bitches!
249
00:12:08,284 --> 00:12:10,005
- Oh!
- Not me,
250
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,931
but I just got that
guy to donate $5,000!
251
00:12:12,956 --> 00:12:15,911
I have never said the word
"disadvantaged" so many times.
252
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,135
Way to go, Iss.
253
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:20,371
And before I forget,
here's our donation.
254
00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:22,574
- What?
- Just a little something.
255
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,442
- Thank you.
- And since he doing it...
256
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,987
- Ooh!
- We gonna bam!
257
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,146
What, Kelli! 500?
258
00:12:28,171 --> 00:12:31,976
Okay, don't cash that shit until
next month. I'ma be homeless.
259
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,551
Seriously.
260
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,286
I love the dress.
261
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,337
Gotta work on the shoe,
but still love the dress.
262
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,400
I will take that.
263
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,582
I can't believe there's only
two bartenders back there.
264
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,150
Like, seriously?
265
00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:45,181
Well, guys, I just wanna
thank you so much for coming
266
00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:46,495
and for donating.
267
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,032
It just... it means a lot.
268
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,801
- Cheers.
- Cheers!
269
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,546
- Congratulations.
- We got you, girl.
270
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,071
We got y'all!
271
00:12:53,096 --> 00:12:55,440
You know, so... we're not doing that?
272
00:12:55,465 --> 00:12:57,408
Cool, cool, cool. That was a joke.
273
00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:58,610
I thought there'd be
274
00:12:58,635 --> 00:13:00,912
at least a couple
good-looking dudes here,
275
00:13:00,937 --> 00:13:04,174
- but it's just old and bald dudes.
- That's my type.
276
00:13:04,199 --> 00:13:07,342
Well, at least the view is fantastic.
277
00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:08,787
Got my allergies acting up, though.
278
00:13:08,812 --> 00:13:10,388
There's hella smog tonight.
279
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,934
- Damn, Molly, really?
- You don't feel that?
280
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,826
This is LA. It's a smog city.
281
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,661
- Oh.
- Do you need a Kleenex?
282
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,573
Hey, yo, look at Lawrence
283
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,765
looking like Eddie
Murphy in "Boomerang."
284
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,834
- Hey!
- I see him!
285
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,736
- What's up?
- Okay!
286
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,905
Look at my boo all suited up and shit.
287
00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:29,378
What's up, y'all? Babe,
this place looks great.
288
00:13:29,403 --> 00:13:32,769
You killed it! Hey, you a genius.
289
00:13:34,725 --> 00:13:36,207
- You gonna tell them?
- No, come on.
290
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,246
- Tell them!
- No, come...
291
00:13:37,271 --> 00:13:40,228
- What?
- All right, so I got this new job.
292
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,421
- It's a tech company.
- Okay! All right, I see you.
293
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,156
They got you benefits?
294
00:13:45,181 --> 00:13:47,068
'Cause the first thing you need
to do is get your eyes checked.
295
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,827
You know they can tell
diabetes through your eyes?
296
00:13:48,852 --> 00:13:50,539
They're like, "betes." Mm-hmm.
297
00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:52,142
Hey, what are you
gonna be doing for them?
298
00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:54,309
Uh, it's really interesting, actually.
299
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,167
It's a company called
Meridian, a few years old...
300
00:13:56,192 --> 00:13:58,469
Issa, can I steal you
for a sec? I'm so sorry.
301
00:13:58,494 --> 00:14:01,773
So, there's a very
important potential donor.
302
00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:05,295
I just... I wanna introduce
you to tonight's organizer,
303
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,504
Issa Dee.
304
00:14:06,529 --> 00:14:08,503
I've heard so many good things.
305
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:12,855
And a parent was just
telling me about Beach Day...
306
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,474
I'll be right back, guys.
307
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,705
- So much to talk about.
- Oh.
308
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:36,256
Yeah, no, we're so happy.
309
00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:38,787
Thank you very much.
310
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,225
Enjoy.
311
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:43,176
Daniel, hey. What are you doing here?
312
00:14:43,201 --> 00:14:46,384
Right now, just trying to
fuck up this quesadilla.
313
00:14:46,409 --> 00:14:49,754
- Okay. Were you invited?
- Yeah.
314
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,201
Really?
315
00:14:51,506 --> 00:14:53,235
Did some work at Career Day.
316
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,894
- Just here for the kids.
- Oh, okay.
317
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,796
Well, you know, let's just make
sure we keep it about the kids.
318
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,615
Uh-huh.
319
00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:05,503
Bye, Molly.
320
00:15:10,053 --> 00:15:12,053
I'm definitely making
a donation tonight,
321
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,890
because when I think about all
the people who've helped me,
322
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,614
- I just have to give back.
- Mm-hmm.
323
00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:19,684
It's just important that
somebody... it's who I am.
324
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:21,386
Yeah. I am so sorry.
325
00:15:21,411 --> 00:15:24,289
I think I see a child
who's been left behind.
326
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,043
Excuse me a second.
327
00:15:28,739 --> 00:15:30,465
Why is he here? What... what did he say?
328
00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:32,641
- He said he's here for the kids.
- Yeah, but how did he say it?
329
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,052
Is this nigga about to start some shit?
330
00:15:34,077 --> 00:15:35,590
I hope not.
331
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:39,075
At least him and Lawrence
don't know each other, so...
332
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,418
Fuck this. Just keep things
cool while I get him out of here.
333
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,137
Okay.
334
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,075
Yeah, good to see you. Thank you.
335
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,683
- Yeah, yeah. Thanks for coming.
- Thank you for, uh...
336
00:15:51,722 --> 00:15:53,455
Yeah, you really helped
those kids out before.
337
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,153
- It means everything...
- Sorry, excuse me.
338
00:15:55,178 --> 00:15:57,345
- Hey. Sure.
- I need to see you.
339
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,893
You need to leave.
340
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,672
Like, I know you're
mad at me or whatever,
341
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,674
but this is my job, okay?
342
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:07,465
This isn't the time
or the place for drama.
343
00:16:07,490 --> 00:16:08,361
Hold up.
344
00:16:08,386 --> 00:16:11,703
I don't hear from you in three weeks and
that's the first thing out your mouth?
345
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,402
After all the shit we done
been through, like, for real?
346
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:19,918
I know stuff at the studio,
it happened kind of fast,
347
00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:22,215
but why you acting like
it wasn't something?
348
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,887
Okay, yeah, it happened,
but I was confused
349
00:16:24,912 --> 00:16:26,855
and... and you've been texting me
350
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,738
and pressing me all hard.
351
00:16:28,763 --> 00:16:30,288
Really?
352
00:16:30,796 --> 00:16:32,229
Daniel, you knew I had a boyfriend.
353
00:16:32,254 --> 00:16:33,668
You're trying to blame
me for what you did?
354
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,519
- You're not a victim, Issa.
- You're being real loud right now.
355
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,527
I didn't even come here for
all this, Issa, all right?
356
00:16:39,552 --> 00:16:41,676
I just wanted to look you in the eye
357
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,503
and ask you why you were treating
me like I'm some random-ass nigga.
358
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,488
You were just an itch
I needed to scratch.
359
00:16:57,326 --> 00:16:58,725
Wow.
360
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:03,261
Wow.
361
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,012
So?
362
00:17:29,411 --> 00:17:31,800
- He is leaving.
- Good.
363
00:17:32,495 --> 00:17:35,296
Issa. This is so great!
364
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,732
- The kids are thrilled to be here.
- Oh, good.
365
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,301
Um, Justin, this is Molly.
Molly, this is Justin.
366
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,002
- He teaches at Thomas Jefferson.
- Hi.
367
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,402
- Aren't you the lawyer from Career Day?
- I am.
368
00:17:44,427 --> 00:17:46,488
The kids could not
stop talking about you.
369
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,700
Oh, well, I hope nothing I
said went over their heads.
370
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:51,736
Oh, I only heard the best things.
371
00:17:53,316 --> 00:17:55,350
May I get you a drink, Molly?
372
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,809
Or do you object?
373
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,315
No, I'm good. I'm not drinking tonight.
374
00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:08,831
Okay, sounds great.
375
00:18:09,105 --> 00:18:12,256
- Um, I'll catch up with you two later.
- Okay.
376
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,358
- Good to see you, Justin.
- Okay. Yeah, okay.
377
00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:17,562
Jackie Chan is too thirsty.
378
00:18:17,587 --> 00:18:19,897
"Or do you object?"
379
00:18:19,922 --> 00:18:23,290
Way to make it weird,
bro. I'll be right back.
380
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,943
- Check it.
- Here you go.
381
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,111
Thanks, man.
382
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,187
- We'll bring that right out.
- Thank you.
383
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,539
So, what's, uh... what's your
connection to We Got Y'all?
384
00:18:53,505 --> 00:18:55,679
I don't have one anymore.
385
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,479
Gracias, amigo.
386
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:25,930
- Hey!
- You good?
387
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,013
Everything's great. Thank you.
388
00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:33,037
Girl, you all right?
389
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:36,674
I'd be better if they'd stop
pouring these weak-ass drinks.
390
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:40,410
Okay, what the fuck is up?
391
00:19:40,435 --> 00:19:43,791
Nothing. I'm just over this day.
392
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:47,028
Yo, it's not nothing 'cause you were
rude as hell to Justin back there.
393
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,921
And I have to work with
him. Why you tripping?
394
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,455
Oh, so I'm tripping?
395
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,291
You're over there acting
like I'm raggedy and shit,
396
00:19:53,316 --> 00:19:55,826
telling me I need therapy when
your mess is all over the place.
397
00:19:55,851 --> 00:19:57,590
So, that's why you've
been pissy all night,
398
00:19:57,615 --> 00:20:01,132
because I vaguely suggested
therapy might be good for you?
399
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:04,202
- Clearly, I was onto something.
- Oh, for real?
400
00:20:04,227 --> 00:20:05,813
Like your shit ain't all fucked up?
401
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,482
Like I wasn't just distracting your man
402
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,051
right after schooling your side nigga?
403
00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:12,026
What? What? Why are you
throwing that shit in my face?
404
00:20:12,051 --> 00:20:16,013
I made a mistake, but at least I
can see the shit that I do wrong.
405
00:20:16,038 --> 00:20:18,026
- What do I do wrong, Issa?
- Do you really wanna know?
406
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,951
- Please tell me.
- Okay, have you noticed, Molly,
407
00:20:19,976 --> 00:20:23,916
the common denominator in all your
"can't find a man" bullshit is you?
408
00:20:23,941 --> 00:20:25,767
Yeah, let's do the nigga rundown, Molly.
409
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,091
One minute, he's too thirsty.
410
00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:28,693
The next minute, he's too distant.
411
00:20:28,718 --> 00:20:30,572
The next, he's too gay!
412
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,308
And then when you do find
someone that you actually like,
413
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,604
you ruin it by doing too fucking much.
414
00:20:35,629 --> 00:20:38,246
You act like finding
someone is supposed to be
415
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,038
some sort of fairy tale, but it's not.
416
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,508
- You're impossible to please!
- I'm impossible to please?
417
00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:46,487
You can't commit to anything!
418
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:50,425
Did I say shit when you were complaining
about your job for five fucking years
419
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,693
like you can't change that shit?
420
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:52,894
You've been on the fence,
421
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,697
whining about your relationship forever,
422
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,637
but did I say a motherfucking
thing about that?
423
00:20:57,662 --> 00:20:59,082
Oh, shut up, Molly.
424
00:20:59,107 --> 00:21:01,092
The-the shit that you said
wasn't even all my fault,
425
00:21:01,117 --> 00:21:03,238
and yet you act like
shit is black and white.
426
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,975
You fucked another man when your
man was fixing his shit for you!
427
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,090
Bitch, you don't even deserve Lawrence.
428
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:16,173
Are you mad that I can
actually keep a nigga?
429
00:21:19,149 --> 00:21:21,182
Fuck you, Issa.
430
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,404
Um, oh, hey, can we cut the music?
431
00:21:46,429 --> 00:21:48,806
Uh, Miss DJ, can we
cut the music? Thanks.
432
00:21:48,831 --> 00:21:52,520
Um, okay. So, if I could
have everyone's attention.
433
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:56,538
The kids would like to...
Dayniece and the kids
434
00:21:56,563 --> 00:21:58,449
would like to say a few words.
435
00:21:58,474 --> 00:22:01,218
So, Dayniece, take it away.
436
00:22:04,213 --> 00:22:06,313
Sorry.
437
00:22:08,984 --> 00:22:10,772
Where'd you go?
438
00:22:11,138 --> 00:22:12,671
Get some air.
439
00:22:15,589 --> 00:22:17,356
Where's Molly?
440
00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:19,247
She left.
441
00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:22,306
- It's gonna... oh, there you go.
- Thank you.
442
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:25,186
Um, we would like to thank We Got Y'all
443
00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:28,612
for taking us to this nice
house in our own neighborhood,
444
00:22:28,637 --> 00:22:31,101
which I'ma buy someday.
445
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:36,077
When I grow up, I'ma
buy me extra batteries.
446
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,957
Aim higher.
447
00:22:39,982 --> 00:22:41,733
And also, we'd like to give
448
00:22:41,758 --> 00:22:44,264
an extra special thank
you to Miss Issa...
449
00:22:46,079 --> 00:22:47,979
for all her hard work.
450
00:22:50,182 --> 00:22:51,582
Yes!
451
00:22:54,569 --> 00:22:56,319
Go, Miss Issa!
452
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:58,976
Whoo!
453
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,858
Yes!
454
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,981
I promise I'm not drunk this time.
455
00:23:23,006 --> 00:23:25,780
- What are you doing here?
- Look, I know you're over me.
456
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,348
Hell, I'm over me, too.
457
00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:30,208
But I realize I was going
about us the wrong way
458
00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:33,744
and I just had all these unrealistic
expectations about relationships.
459
00:23:33,769 --> 00:23:35,413
And, you know, when it came to us,
460
00:23:35,438 --> 00:23:37,577
I should've just lowered my standards.
461
00:23:37,602 --> 00:23:38,669
What?
462
00:23:38,694 --> 00:23:40,050
Wait. No, I didn't mean it like that.
463
00:23:40,075 --> 00:23:42,853
I meant, like, I can
meet you on your level.
464
00:23:42,878 --> 00:23:45,356
Not that it's, like, a
lower level, but it's just...
465
00:23:45,741 --> 00:23:47,068
Shit, Jared,
466
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:50,861
you were just different
than what I thought.
467
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,596
Okay, look.
468
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,865
I can't hang my life
469
00:23:54,890 --> 00:23:56,834
on trying to date the perfect guy,
470
00:23:56,859 --> 00:24:00,874
so I should've just learned
to be happy with you.
471
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:03,874
Shit, I'm still not saying it right.
472
00:24:03,983 --> 00:24:05,960
But, fuck, um...
473
00:24:05,985 --> 00:24:08,483
Look, I'm tired.
474
00:24:34,468 --> 00:24:37,123
Woof, my dogs are howling.
475
00:24:37,148 --> 00:24:39,844
Yep, arch support is important.
476
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,818
I'm so glad we made our goal, though.
477
00:24:41,843 --> 00:24:43,658
It was touch-and-go there for a minute.
478
00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:46,784
It's always
touch-and-go.
479
00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:49,053
We find a way to make it work.
480
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,790
So, where do you see yourself in a year?
481
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:55,059
Uh, hopefully at We Got Y'all.
482
00:24:55,238 --> 00:24:57,004
Wait, are you firing me?
483
00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:00,164
No. You're doing a great job.
484
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,735
This is who I've been wanting to see.
485
00:25:09,775 --> 00:25:11,675
Take it before they check.
486
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,608
Don't have to tell me twice.
487
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,121
Hey, babe!
488
00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:29,393
Ugh, I am so glad...
489
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:32,696
this night is over!
490
00:25:32,721 --> 00:25:34,765
And I got us a present.
491
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,267
Bam!
492
00:25:36,837 --> 00:25:38,937
Who's Daniel?
493
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:42,455
- Hmm?
- Daniel.
494
00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:45,665
That's who was there tonight, right?
495
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,623
Yeah, we went to high school together,
496
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:53,651
um, and he volunteered
at that Career Day we had.
497
00:25:53,676 --> 00:25:55,916
He did this, like, music
presentation for the kids,
498
00:25:55,941 --> 00:25:58,135
so they must've invited him.
499
00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:01,392
Did you fuck him?
500
00:26:02,628 --> 00:26:03,827
What?
501
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:07,688
- Why would you ask me that?
- 'Cause I am.
502
00:26:07,713 --> 00:26:11,715
Did you fuck him?
503
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,371
- You fucked that nigga?!
- I'm so sorry.
504
00:26:22,396 --> 00:26:24,426
What the fuck? Wait, you fucked him?!
505
00:26:24,451 --> 00:26:26,856
I'm so sorry! I
didn't... I didn't mean...
506
00:26:26,881 --> 00:26:28,109
You're not fucking sorry!
507
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:30,087
Then you're just gonna throw
that nigga in my face tonight?
508
00:26:30,112 --> 00:26:31,666
I didn't know he was gonna be there!
509
00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:34,387
I told him what we did was a mistake.
510
00:26:34,412 --> 00:26:38,039
Oh, so you fucked up our shit for
some nigga who's a goddam mistake?
511
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,788
Did you fuck him more than once?
512
00:26:40,813 --> 00:26:42,129
- Did you fuck him more than once?
- No!
513
00:26:42,154 --> 00:26:44,035
- You're fucking lying!
- Lawrence, come on!
514
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,636
Fuck!
515
00:26:45,661 --> 00:26:47,605
Fuck, I thought we were in this, Issa!
516
00:26:47,630 --> 00:26:49,773
- We are.
- I'm so fucking stupid, man!
517
00:26:49,798 --> 00:26:52,109
Lawrence, I'm stupid! Just
tell me what I can do...
518
00:26:52,134 --> 00:26:54,432
- I need to get the fuck out of here.
- Lawrence, please!
519
00:26:54,457 --> 00:26:56,046
- Please don't go. Lawrence!
- Get the fuck out of... Issa.
520
00:26:56,071 --> 00:26:57,699
- Issa, get the fuck out of the way.
- No!
521
00:26:57,724 --> 00:26:59,488
- Issa, get the fuck out of the way.
- Just talk to me.
522
00:26:59,513 --> 00:27:01,496
There ain't shit to talk
about. Get out the way.
523
00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:03,028
Lawrence, I'm not moving.
524
00:27:03,053 --> 00:27:04,510
- I'm not going anywhere.
- Issa, move.
525
00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:07,965
- Just talk to me.
- Get the fuck out of the way.
526
00:27:08,605 --> 00:27:11,005
- Lawrence, I am not...
- Issa, move.
527
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:13,631
- Come on! I...
- Move!
528
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:18,207
Fuck! Come on.
529
00:27:31,617 --> 00:27:35,804
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