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Lawrence, it's me.

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I know you hate me right now.

3
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I hate me, too.

4
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<i>But three days?</i>

5
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<i>Can we just talk?</i>

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<i>I'll do whatever it takes. Just come home.</i>

7
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<i>I'm sorry.</i>

8
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<i>I miss you.</i>

9
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<i>Please call me back.</i>

10
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<i>I love you.</i>

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Yeah, Craig. So, if you could
get that started, that'd be great.

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After that, Lawrence,
start getting the project team

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looking at the public API documentation.

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Yeah. Actually, that's something
I'm gonna show you by the end of the day.

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You know, I was thinking
we could replicate some of the things...

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Excuse me.
Lawrence, there's a delivery for you.

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Excuse me, guys.

18
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So, what Lawrence was saying,
at the verification three-step process,

19
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I was thinking that we could access the
multiple accounts with a single...

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- Hey.
- What are you doing here?

21
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I thought you might need some things
while you're staying at Chad's.

22
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I brought you some toothpaste,

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some shaving cream,

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some panties.

25
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I'm just kidding. I didn't get you panties.

26
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I was in a meeting, Issa.

27
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I'm sorry.

28
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I just needed to see you.

29
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I... I made a mistake.

30
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Yeah, you fucking did.

31
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I... I still want us to work.

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Lawrence, just... Just give me a
chance to fix this and I will...

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I'm in this.

34
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I... I love you.

35
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I gotta go.

36
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And stop fucking calling me. I'm done.

37
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I called the company,
like, four times,

38
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and we still haven't
gotten our deposit back on our chairs.

39
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I'm starting to think we shouldn't have let
people sit down.

40
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I just finished up my
donor thank-you calls.

41
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How about you?

42
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Almost.

43
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Well, don't forget to call yourself
and say thank you.

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I know I Will.

45
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<i>Kept waiting for you to get off.</i>

46
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- Hello?
- Bitch, you still mad?

47
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Hello? Can you... Can you hear me?

48
00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,201
Yes, I heard you. What do you want?

49
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I was just calling to say hi,

50
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and to thank you for your donation.

51
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And I'm supposed to let you know
that your gift is tax deductible.

52
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I know. I donated last year.

53
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Is that all?

54
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You still going to Malibu this weekend?

55
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Of course. I was always going.

56
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I was on the fence,
but, you know, it is Kelli's birthday trip.

57
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You wanna go half
on a birthday gift this year?

58
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I already got her a gift.

59
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Okay, well, I guess I'll just get her
a gift card from Macaroni Grill.

60
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You know, she love to color on the
placemats. Gets hella excited.

61
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Do whatever you want, Issa. You always do.

62
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Okay. I guess I'll just...

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What was that? Yep! Gotta go.

64
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All right, I gotta go. Bye.

65
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Okay.

66
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Shut the fuck up!

67
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Holy shit!

68
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Are you kidding me with this shit?

69
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Here are the keys.
Wi-Fi password's on the fridge.

70
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I already started heating the pool.

71
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And there's firewood by the casita.

72
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There's a casita?

73
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- Yeah.
- What is a casita?

74
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She doesn't have nice things.

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I don't.

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- Have fun!
- Thank you.

77
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Okay, ladies.

78
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So, there's two bedrooms downstairs.
There's two upstairs.

79
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I'm gonna take the room upstairs
because I want the view, so...

80
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I'll take upstairs with you.

81
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Okay.

82
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You ever see someone
scream themself awake?

83
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No.

84
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I want y'all on your worst behavior,

85
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'cause this weekend
I'm bringing back, "We did say!"

86
00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,277
Oh, no. Not "We did say."

87
00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,551
- We are too old for that.
- Oh, no.

88
00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,563
You know the rules... No saying no.

89
00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,637
I'm not spending another night in county.

90
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It wasn't that bad!

91
00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,000
That's how Molly figured out
she wanted to be a lawyer.

92
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- We did say.
- Yo, I'm down.

93
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Okay, as long as it's marriage-friendly,
I'm down, too.

94
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Okay, it's my birthday, Tiffany.

95
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Fuck your marriage!

96
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- And, Issa, get off the phone!
- Right?

97
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Get off Shade Room.

98
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What's going on between y'all?

99
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Nothing. I'm ready to
have fun with my girls.

100
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Yeah, me, too. I am down for whatever.

101
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Okay, Molly.

102
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I want you to touch that waiter's ass.

103
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We did say.

104
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Coming right up.

105
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I'm sorry.

106
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Molly, did you just touch his dick?

107
00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,610
She said be on your worst behavior.
I'm on mine.

108
00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,647
I love it!

109
00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,313
Turn my birthday into a lifestyle.

110
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,629
Okay, Issa, your turn.

111
00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,270
Well, I didn't get you a gift,
so I guess I'm down.

112
00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,589
We did say.

113
00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,040
Bitch, I just said I was down.

114
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My bad. I was reading your eyebrows.

115
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They are very expressive.

116
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<i>Happy</i> birthday to <i>you</i>

117
00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,171
- What?
- Hey!

118
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<i>Happy birthday, dear Kelli</i>

119
00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:30,965
That's me!

120
00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,509
<i>Happy birthday to...</i>

121
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Shut up.

122
00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,752
Y'all know I wished for dick.

123
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Oh, man, I needed this.

124
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Since I got engaged, all I do is

125
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look at flowers
and taste test little cakes and shit.

126
00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,280
It's like I'm really getting married.

127
00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,007
Yo, you know what's crazy?

128
00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,484
Issa and I just looked at rings, too.

129
00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,001
Fuck.

130
00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,193
Shit's just fucked up, man.

131
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,758
I'm not saying I got shit together for her,

132
00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:08,673
but I got shit together for her, man.

133
00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,126
So, what?

134
00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,640
You really done with the ole girl?

135
00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,995
Y'all got history, man.

136
00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,037
If you was me, could you just be like,

137
00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,390
"Hey, you fucked another nigga,
but it's all right"?

138
00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:21,925
Hell the fuck no.

139
00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,680
Shit, I almost punched a dude
at Whole Foods the other day,

140
00:09:24,705 --> 00:09:27,345
'cause he asked Leah
if she wanted him to double bag it.

141
00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,120
But you a different type of dude than me.

142
00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,470
In what way?

143
00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,209
My heart pumps cold.

144
00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,476
And you an "R&B, singing all your feelings"
type nigga.

145
00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,400
That's cool. That's you.
I like you for that.

146
00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,592
Fuck that.

147
00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,967
Yo, you know what?
Fuck all this sad shit, man.

148
00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,839
Hey, call Brandon and Mike,
and let's go out tomorrow.

149
00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,991
Let's go to a club, something.

150
00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,558
- Yeah?
- Yeah, man.

151
00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,847
- All right.
- Hell, yeah.

152
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,084
- Okay.
- Oh, shit!

153
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,399
- This is my song!
- Girl, we did say!

154
00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,608
- Yes, we did!
- Okay.

155
00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,249
Get it, get it, get it.

156
00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,044
Hey, how y'all doing?

157
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,480
- Hi!
- Yeah.

158
00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,195
Are you Jill Scott?
You look just like Jill Scott.

159
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,271
Oh, my God, you look just
like Twilight, okay?

160
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,475
Okay.

161
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,886
You Okay?

162
00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,680
I'm great.

163
00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,600
So, what's Lawrence
got planned for this weekend?

164
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,561
He's chilling.

165
00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,234
Well, I know he misses you.

166
00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:53,601
Yeah.

167
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,389
Be right back.

168
00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,881
Those college boys are
really trying to get it.

169
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,520
- Girl, they are not the only ones.
- Okay!

170
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,119
We did say!

171
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,850
Are you getting any reception in here?

172
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,638
Yes.

173
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,600
If Derek texts me one more time...

174
00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,592
I tell him I'm okay, but he still worries.

175
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,485
He's so extra.

176
00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,721
Yeah, he is.

177
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,889
<i>This song goes out to my girl, Kelli,
on her birthday!</i>

178
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,595
Oh, shit!

179
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,126
Hey, get it, Kelli!

180
00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:28,834
This is my jam.

181
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,035
Issa, come on, dance!

182
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,316
- Okay.
- We did say!

183
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,921
Thank you.

184
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,876
Okay, girl, you're missing your mouth.

185
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,156
Then they're gonna have to wipe it down.

186
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,527
Yes.

187
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,285
Molly, what are you doing?

188
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,719
I'm rolling with Kelli. What?

189
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,007
Are you really about to go off
with that baby of a man?

190
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,245
Look, this isn't "We did say."

191
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,720
You don't have to do this.

192
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,154
I know. I want to.

193
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,280
You know, it's not like
I'm trying to keep a nigga.

194
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,716
You know me.

195
00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:01,681
So, should I play some music
or something like that?

196
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,329
I have, like, a week left
on my trial subscription to Tidal, like...

197
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,391
Shut the fuck up.

198
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,513
So, you and Molly
really went in last night?

199
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:33,595
Yeah, but my ass ended up face-down
on my bed alone, drawers still on.

200
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,570
I mean, I bought that little boy
hella drinks last night.

201
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,439
Men these days are hella trifling.

202
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,280
Just be thankful you have Lawrence.

203
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,635
Yeah.

204
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,401
What's wrong?

205
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,354
Something going on with you and Lawrence?

206
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:58,079
You know how I've been super down
on Lawrence for a minute, right?

207
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,321
Yeah.

208
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,629
Well, we...

209
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,676
The other day, some shit went down...

210
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,921
Girl, did he hit you?

211
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,048
What? No.

212
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:11,249
Okay, I like Lawrence,
but I will go ape on that nigga, okay?

213
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,415
- Does he have a car?
- Kelli.

214
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,840
I know he has a car. You know what?

215
00:15:13,919 --> 00:15:15,079
I'm gonna fuck that up first.

216
00:15:15,104 --> 00:15:17,030
He did not hit me.

217
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,953
Okay? We're just going
through this, like, really rough patch...

218
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,522
You're pregnant. I knew it.
I bet Tiffany you would slip up.

219
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,001
And as much as I need that $100,
I'm not trying...

220
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,640
I'm not pregnant, okay?

221
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,634
And you know what? I'm just...
I'm tripping.

222
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,518
It's fine. Don't even trip.

223
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,604
Then why you get me all upset for no...
For no reason?

224
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,671
I'm sorry for making this about me.

225
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,320
Yeah, make it about "it's my birthday."

226
00:15:41,345 --> 00:15:42,270
Yeah.

227
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,489
It'll be about you if you
get hit or have a baby.

228
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,649
Do you... Do you listen to yourself?

229
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,444
All the time. I have a podcast.

230
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,830
- Of course these heifers are late.
- Who cares?

231
00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,520
They're probably at the crib passed out.

232
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,485
I mean, no shade, but just once,
can they not be basic?

233
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,632
Right? Issa always trying to judge
somebody for how they live their life,

234
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,520
but this bitch is too
afraid to live her own.

235
00:16:07,545 --> 00:16:09,875
"You're doing too much." Shut up!

236
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,951
I mean, you know
how your ratchet friends are.

237
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:14,881
Look who showed up.

238
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,155
Where's Kelli?

239
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,230
She's resting.

240
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,640
She said she'll meet us
at the hot tub later.

241
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,326
Next up is our 2013 zin.

242
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,030
Thank you.

243
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,517
I think I taste stone fruit.

244
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,406
And a little bit of pepper.

245
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,689
Yes! I tasted it, too!

246
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,150
Look at us.

247
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,560
I taste wine.

248
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,360
Hey, this nigga stupid, though.

249
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,391
But you know what? I'm telling the truth!

250
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,375
These new black bitches, man,
they be on some bullshit.

251
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,560
Because half of them didn't have no daddy
in the house.

252
00:17:06,643 --> 00:17:08,738
They don't know what a real relationship's
supposed to look like.

253
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:10,324
Hey, I tell Candace all the time,

254
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,074
"Hey, sometimes marriage sucks.
Deal with it."

255
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,241
You know what it is?

256
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,575
These women today,
they wanna be the woman

257
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,193
and the man in the relationship.

258
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,000
That's why their ass ain't never satisfied.

259
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,401
They some "never happy" bitches.

260
00:17:20,481 --> 00:17:22,709
Issa was like that all
the fucking time, man.

261
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,040
It was either some shit about work
or some shit about me.

262
00:17:25,065 --> 00:17:27,168
It was like, "Fuck! Just chill."

263
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,095
Hey, they don't make
black women like they used to.

264
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,881
Now my grandmama was a rider.
She ain't leave 'cause she wasn't happy.

265
00:17:31,906 --> 00:17:34,360
Exactly! My granddad used to cheat
on my grandma all the time.

266
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,090
Nigga had a second family and everything.

267
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,520
She stuck with him till the end.

268
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,886
Damn, her pussy fat.

269
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,600
Yeah.

270
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,615
I know I don't seem like it right now,

271
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,000
but, my nigga, it's gonna be popping
for you in the streets.

272
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,417
- What you mean?
- Shit flipped back in niggas' favor now.

273
00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:51,330
All the girls that were in their 20s,
used to be all picky and shit,

274
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,926
they in their 30s and 40s now
and thirsty as fuck.

275
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,081
Man, come on.

276
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,470
Mike, show him the girl
you were just fucking with.

277
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,273
Show him the bitch.

278
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,589
Damn!

279
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,320
- So, it's like that?
- Damn!

280
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,084
Man, I tell a girl out the gate,

281
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,760
"You ain't suck dick on the first date,
I ain't fucking with you."

282
00:18:08,785 --> 00:18:10,503
<i>And they do!</i>

283
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,315
<i>Hey-</i>

284
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,684
I got you. Come on.

285
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,560
- Yeah, my man!
- Man!

286
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,751
- Yes!
- You better get it! My man...

287
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,440
- He ain't gonna do shit.
- Probably not.

288
00:18:30,465 --> 00:18:32,354
Ain't doing shit at all.

289
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,475
You're cute.

290
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,993
On, shit. My bad.

291
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,445
You're one of those nice guys?

292
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,721
Nah.

293
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,594
- Nah?
- Nah.

294
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,726
Then show me.

295
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,246
What about him?

296
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,160
He's cool.

297
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,331
I can have fun with that.

298
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,045
How much fun?

299
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,869
That depends.

300
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,270
On what?

301
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,358
On how much you want it.

302
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,552
$200 for head, $400 to fuck.

303
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,960
Tomorrow, we could just chill.

304
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,440
So, I was thinking
we could leave after, like, a late brunch.

305
00:19:56,465 --> 00:19:58,805
I know this really cute... Oh, my God!

306
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,607
Bitch, we did say! Oh, my God.

307
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,600
Why you looking at me like you Stacey Dash
and I just told you you black?

308
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,126
- God.
- Whatever.

309
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,641
Marriage has made you boring.

310
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,916
Issa, it's your turn next. We did say.

311
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,526
No, we didn't. I'm good, thanks.

312
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,920
Whatever. I'll take her go.

313
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,593
And can y'all make it good this time?

314
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,125
- Challenge a ho.
- Okay.

315
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,051
I mean, we can't really top
what you did with that guy last night.

316
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,767
Don't be mad 'cause I got game.

317
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,960
You know what? Give her something.

318
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,568
- New Molly's got it.
- Yes.

319
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,994
Yes, she does.

320
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,562
So, we just all gonna sit here

321
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,678
and pretend new Molly ain't the same bitch

322
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,791
that we've known for forever?

323
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,008
I wasn't gonna say anything,

324
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,033
but, like, how is new Molly different?

325
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,918
I embrace who I am, okay?

326
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,765
I do what I want and I do not give a fuck
what anybody thinks.

327
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,730
Old boy from the club was cute,
so I got with him.

328
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,680
But that's what you always do.

329
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,271
No, no, no.

330
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,795
Now she embraces it.

331
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,645
So, new Molly sabotages
her life on purpose.

332
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,319
Okay, okay, okay-

333
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,281
So, new Molly chooses for niggas
to walk up out of her life.

334
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,431
- Got it. Cool, cool, cool.
- Cool.

335
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,749
'Kay, 'Kay, 'Kay.

336
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,552
Kelli, why are you always
coming for somebody?

337
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,994
Why you coming at me?

338
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,242
Because you make everything a joke.

339
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,276
Like, you're 30

340
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,431
and you fucking act like you're 19.

341
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,648
And, bitch, why do you always miss
your big-ass mouth?

342
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,006
I don't know!

343
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,798
Kelli, you are a mess.

344
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,644
No, you are, okay?

345
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,600
'Cause you're always telling somebody
what to do

346
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:40,829
or reading everybody.

347
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,685
And meanwhile,
your codependent ass can't even take a shit

348
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,717
without asking your man first.

349
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:54,450
Well, at least I'm not up here
pretending I have a man when I don't.

350
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,280
Yeah, I know that you
and Lawrence broke up.

351
00:21:56,305 --> 00:21:57,805
- Wait, what?
- Why?

352
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,081
Because she cheated on him.

353
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,455
Lawrence found out about you and Daniel?

354
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,470
You fucked Daniel?

355
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,640
- I don't wanna talk about this.
- That's who it was?

356
00:22:03,716 --> 00:22:05,912
- Derek did not tell me that.
- Shit, what happened?

357
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:08,161
I said I don't wanna talk about it, okay?

358
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,274
Is that why Lawrence hit you?

359
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,194
Kelli, shut the fuck up.

360
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,759
- I mean...
- Oh, shit!

361
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,590
Damn.

362
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,600
Why the fuck would you
say something like that?

363
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,205
It's the facts.

364
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,318
- Hey.
- Hey.

365
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,131
It's so good to hear your voice.

366
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,233
I'm really glad you called.

367
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,110
Are you okay?

368
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,994
Yeah.

369
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,350
You?

370
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,406
No, but...

371
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,604
Do you need anything?

372
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,039
I'm good.

373
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,110
<i>Okay.</i>

374
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,886
- And Chad's good?
- Chad <i>is</i> fine.

375
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,512
Sleeping on his couch isn't, but, yeah.

376
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,647
<i>Well...</i>

377
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,720
You know, I'm gone till Monday,

378
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,885
so if you wanna stay at the apartment,

379
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,833
you know, it's quiet.

380
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,280
<i>All right.</i>

381
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,753
Are you okay?

382
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,319
You already asked me that.

383
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,845
<i>Yeah, I'm sorry.</i>

384
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,235
I miss you.

385
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,529
I miss you, too.

386
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,038
I don't know, maybe...

387
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,635
Maybe we should talk when you get home.

388
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,326
Yeah.

389
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,071
Okay, let's do that.

390
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,360
<i>All right.</i>

391
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,721
Okay, bye.

392
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,527
Bye.

393
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,203
I wanna prank call Derek.
Give me your phone.

394
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,873
- I wanna be you.
- You can never be me.

395
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,439
- I will try.
- Whatever.

396
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,126
- Guys, I need to go home.
- What, now?

397
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,204
Yeah. Lawrence wants to talk
and I need to see him.

398
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,998
It's 1:00 in the morning.

399
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,531
I'm too drunk to do anything.

400
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,966
You know what? It's fine.

401
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,629
I'll figure it out.

402
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,322
I'm not trying to get another DUI.

403
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,557
No, you do not need another one.

404
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,394
And another one and another one.

405
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,608
- And another one!
- And another one!

406
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,400
40 minutes?

407
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,359
Fucking Uber.

408
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,601
Shit.

409
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,851
Come on.

410
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,764
We're almost there.

411
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,001
Yeah.

412
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,118
You know what you're gonna say
when you see him?

413
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,805
I don't know.

414
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,474
Practice on me.

415
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,832
- I'm so sorry...
- Fuck you!

416
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,117
- What the fuck?
- Worst-case scenario, girl.

417
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,520
I'm just trying to keep you woke.

418
00:26:06,545 --> 00:26:07,925
All right, try it again.

419
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,678
I'm really sorry for hurting you.

420
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:23,165
And I can't imagine my life without you.

421
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,968
You're my best friend and...

422
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,998
You're my body goals.

423
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,163
You were right about me.

424
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,242
I'm a fucking mess.

425
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,836
I just... I don't wanna
be who y'all think I am.

426
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:53,910
So, don't be.

427
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,190
How?

428
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,721
You asking me?

429
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,889
But I'ma be here while you figure it out.

430
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,808
So, can we be friends again or...

431
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,349
Bitch, I am on the PCH
at 2:00 in the morning.

432
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:26,250
<i>- Hello?
- Y'all really just took my car.</i>

433
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,480
<i>Give me the phone! Kelli!</i>

434
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,483
<i>FYI, don't speed.</i>

435
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,720
<i>I got edibles under the seat.</i>

436
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,271
- This bitch.
- Bye-bye.

437
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,912
- I knew she was high the whole trip.
- The whole fucking trip!

438
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,195
You want an edible, though?

439
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,691
Nigga!

440
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,959
I seen this bitch at the market.
She's bad-ass, my nigga.

441
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,121
I'm tapping on her...

442
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,558
- What up, blood?
- Yeah.

443
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,290
What's racking, big man?

444
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,513
Nigga, you know I smashed that, too.

445
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,445
- What the hell, blood?
- Man, I'm strapped.

446
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,633
Text me when you get home.

447
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,724
Oh, baby, yes!