1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,200 I'm about to throw a block party. 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,450 You need a form for each act. 3 00:00:06,460 --> 00:00:07,779 Some of the acts are TBD. 4 00:00:07,780 --> 00:00:10,860 But I am on my way to "D'ing" 'em. 5 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,230 _ 6 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,240 Which one is Andrew? 7 00:00:13,241 --> 00:00:14,466 Is he the black one or the Asian one? 8 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:16,790 - The Asian one. - Just try it out! 9 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,880 Sometimes people can surprise you. Like Nathan. 10 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,080 - How do you know when it's real? - It feels... 11 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:25,250 - pretty real to me. - Yeah, it does. 12 00:00:26,690 --> 00:00:28,010 I should probably go say hi to Lawrence. 13 00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:30,620 - Uh, it's good to see... again. - Yeah, you too. 14 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:31,780 How was Lawrence? 15 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:33,790 I think I'm finally over him. 16 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:34,850 Wow. 17 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:38,930 - What's wrong with you? - Nathan hasn't been picking up. 18 00:00:38,950 --> 00:00:40,670 He hasn't hit me back in a minute. 19 00:01:01,570 --> 00:01:04,740 These dreams are so weird. 20 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:06,570 Why am I always losing my teeth? 21 00:01:06,740 --> 00:01:08,790 I need to look up what that means. 22 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:10,290 What time is it? 23 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,910 Ooh. I forgot to eat these. I'm hungry. 24 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:23,540 What day is it? 25 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:26,550 Really, Nathan? A whole-ass week? 26 00:01:27,910 --> 00:01:29,990 Fuck that. Stop thinking about him, 27 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,160 and start thinking about this block party. 28 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,290 OK. 29 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:37,720 _ 30 00:01:39,090 --> 00:01:40,190 Nathan? 31 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,880 Ooh! Taye Diggs followed me? 32 00:01:41,890 --> 00:01:43,130 That's what's up. 33 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,290 Damn, that nigga follows everyone. 34 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:47,650 I wonder if he follows Nathan. 35 00:01:47,710 --> 00:01:49,516 Don't be pressed, don't be pressed. You're not pressed. 36 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:51,690 ♪ I don't care, I don't give a fuck ♪ 37 00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:53,910 ♪ I'm not pressed, I don't give a fuck ♪ 38 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:57,050 ♪ I'm so good, I should... ♪ 39 00:01:57,330 --> 00:01:59,910 Ooh, you wanna hit me while I'm showering? 40 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:02,320 You nasty! 41 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:03,910 _ 42 00:02:04,030 --> 00:02:08,200 "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace... " 43 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:09,540 Give it up, Mom! 44 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:12,160 Don't nobody care about the Spirit's fruit. 45 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:13,490 No! 46 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:18,620 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 47 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:23,830 Oh, shit, you're from Gardena? 48 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,580 What you know about Gardena? 49 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,040 I know they got Cup-A-Noodles there. 50 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:28,910 - OK. - I'm from Hyde Park. 51 00:02:28,990 --> 00:02:30,030 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 52 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:32,070 'Cause I was gettin' Ladera Heights vibes from you. 53 00:02:32,130 --> 00:02:34,410 Ladera? Boy, I'm from Florence and Crenshaw. 54 00:02:34,490 --> 00:02:35,690 Don't play me. 55 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:38,320 How can I play somebody who orders crawfish tail 56 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:39,850 and collard greens like this isn't a date? 57 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:42,290 - Hmph! Oh, this a date? - Mm-hmm. 58 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:43,740 Maybe I'm too sober to notice. 59 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,580 Well, I can fix that, Molly Squared. 60 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:47,370 You want a Thug's Passion? 61 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:50,410 Are we still talkin' about the drink, or... ? 62 00:02:50,490 --> 00:02:51,910 I am now. 63 00:02:58,030 --> 00:03:00,030 So why'd you dodge me for so long? 64 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:02,540 Honestly... 65 00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:07,470 I was embarrassed by Coachella. 66 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:09,950 I was doin' the most, and you didn't need to see all that. 67 00:03:10,030 --> 00:03:11,950 Well, maybe that's a good thing. 68 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:14,230 We don't have to pretend with each other. 69 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:16,930 - True. - Mm-hmm. 70 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,330 Well, since we're not pretending, 71 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:22,540 I do gotta get back to work. 72 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:25,290 On a Saturday? OK. 73 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:26,730 No, for real! 74 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,370 I got a lot of work to do, 75 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:31,090 and I'm trying to redeem myself with this presentation. 76 00:03:34,790 --> 00:03:36,880 But I mean, if you're free tomorrow, 77 00:03:36,890 --> 00:03:39,570 maybe we can hang out. 78 00:03:39,590 --> 00:03:41,850 Well, you bring the passion, I'll bring the thug. 79 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:44,160 - You were doing so well. - Come on. 80 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,640 Say it. Say it out loud. Say it. 81 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,370 - No. - Come on. It's good! 82 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:50,210 You said Florence and Crenshaw. I gotta bring a little thug. 83 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,310 - Leave that to me. - OK. 84 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:55,190 Bro, you got baby hair. There's nothing thug about you. 85 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,330 You're trippin', bruh. 86 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:02,440 I am not trippin'. 87 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:04,450 That big muthafucka got way too physical. 88 00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:07,490 Yo, you called a foul before he even touched you. 89 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,430 He was coming straight for my face, bruh. 90 00:04:09,470 --> 00:04:10,810 This my whole shit right here. 91 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:13,990 What? We still goin' to the club tonight? 92 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,240 La Cita? Mad bitches at La Cita. 93 00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:18,490 Nah. I'm not tryin' to be all like that right now. 94 00:04:18,580 --> 00:04:21,080 Plus, I gotta be up early tomorrow. 95 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:23,240 Why, what you got goin' on? 96 00:04:25,810 --> 00:04:27,370 I'm hittin' up church. 97 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:31,740 - You a T.D. Jakes nigga now? - No, man, I just... 98 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:33,370 I don't know, I just... 99 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:35,310 I feel like I should be goin' now. 100 00:04:35,870 --> 00:04:39,290 You in a crisis, my nigga? Ain't shit wrong with you. 101 00:04:39,370 --> 00:04:40,720 You got your big-ass TV, 102 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:43,330 your hairline lookin' strong, like Safaree after Nicki. 103 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,870 I just wanna go. A'ight? 104 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:47,580 We could kick it some other time. 105 00:04:49,170 --> 00:04:50,350 A'ight, a'ight. 106 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:51,870 I'll come. 107 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:53,330 OK? 108 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:57,790 There's mad bitches at church. 109 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:02,990 They're rotting out of my mouth! 110 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,200 Stupid-ass dreams. 111 00:05:05,290 --> 00:05:06,450 Oh. 112 00:05:18,470 --> 00:05:20,350 Mm. You cute. 113 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:22,890 Nathan must've forgot. 114 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,290 I'ma remind him. 115 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:30,910 Show a little titty. 116 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:36,120 No, no, don't do that. 117 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,660 Give him the eyebrow. Mm-hmm. 118 00:05:40,290 --> 00:05:42,240 "Feelin' real cute-like." 119 00:05:46,210 --> 00:05:48,620 ♪ A bitch so cute, a bitch so fly ♪ 120 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:53,620 So easy! 121 00:05:53,850 --> 00:05:55,870 I already told you about that shirt. 122 00:05:55,910 --> 00:05:58,770 Burn it. Also, you thirsty. 123 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:01,790 Yes! 124 00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:03,990 I knew that nigga couldn't resist. 125 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,360 - Are you sure this is the right... - Yep, yep, yep! Bye. 126 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:10,920 Oh my god! 127 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:12,660 I have the same top. 128 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,630 Girl, he buys you one taco, 129 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:16,670 and you bust it wide open on a Ferris wheel. 130 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:19,280 Simple. That's why he's not fuckin' with you. 131 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:21,570 Nah. It's probably 'cause you got butt-ass naked 132 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:22,720 in your childhood pool, 133 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,590 sharing your family issues and shit. 134 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:25,730 Niggas don't do that. 135 00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:27,350 Honestly, I think he ghosted on you 136 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,250 for saying you rap to yourself in the mirror. 137 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:30,990 That is psycho. 138 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:32,220 Or what about when you told Nathan 139 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:34,120 all those weird facts about camels? 140 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,200 Damn, I forgot about that. 141 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:38,290 I want this toy! 142 00:06:38,370 --> 00:06:41,360 Mommy, I want this toy! 143 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:42,900 Mommy, I want this... 144 00:06:42,910 --> 00:06:44,346 You ain't got nothin' to say, huh? 145 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:47,120 He's actually really ugly 146 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:48,550 when you look at him. 147 00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:51,570 That weak-ass fade! Barber where? 148 00:06:51,630 --> 00:06:53,370 Oh, so now you like L.A.? 149 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,360 I knew it! 150 00:06:57,370 --> 00:06:59,310 Who this bitch, Nathan?! 151 00:06:59,370 --> 00:07:01,910 Oh, it's your mom. She looks young for 50. 152 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,940 _ 153 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:19,300 _ 154 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:25,120 Who changed the password on our stalker account? 155 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:28,720 My bad. I got paranoid. 156 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:30,370 Here you go: "slapaho64." 157 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:36,490 What happens when a fake bitch slides into your DMs? 158 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:40,759 - _ - Shit! Not Mokessa! 159 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,660 Delete! Delete! Delete! 160 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:49,870 See, Jesus gave us freedom, 161 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:51,460 but we have to use that freedom 162 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:53,530 to serve a much higher purpose. 163 00:07:53,610 --> 00:07:57,290 If all we do is gratify our own desires and wants, 164 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:59,490 then we're no longer truly free. 165 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,110 Bad bitch over there, fine bitch right here. 166 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,020 This bitch mediocre, but I'd still hit the drawers. 167 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:05,390 - You know what I'm sayin'? - Come on, man. 168 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:06,910 I'm tryin' to hear what he's sayin'. 169 00:08:06,990 --> 00:08:08,240 ... the yoke of bondage. 170 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:10,550 That is the message of this verse. 171 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:13,490 Bondage can come in so many ways, y'all. 172 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:16,790 Envyin's, emulations, lasciviousness, 173 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:19,210 and... and that's just on Instagram. 174 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:22,290 Come on, now, 175 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:25,160 forget about who is "likin'" you, 176 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:27,240 and worry about who's loving you. 177 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:29,290 - And that is Jesus. - Amen. 178 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:31,120 Slide out the DM, 179 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:34,120 slide on into one of these pews up in here, hallelujah! 180 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,580 Hallelujah! 181 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:38,290 - Hallelujah! - Hallelujah! 182 00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:41,620 'Cause Jesus is the plug. Hey! 183 00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:45,450 You know, I logged onto Twitter last night. 184 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:48,290 You wanna know the first thing it asked me? 185 00:08:48,370 --> 00:08:50,660 Hmm? "What's happenin'?" 186 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:53,330 So I'm here to ask you the same thing... 187 00:08:53,830 --> 00:08:55,490 about your soul. 188 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:58,620 Now, you know I need a few more of these amens. 189 00:08:58,700 --> 00:08:59,990 Amen! 190 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,590 Now you may have strayed away from God, 191 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,290 or succumbed to temptation, 192 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:09,700 but if you believe that Jesus is speakin' to you today, 193 00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:13,070 and you want to recommit your life to the Lord... 194 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:18,290 stand up, beg Jesus to take you back. 195 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:20,410 Hey, should we get out... 196 00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:21,990 I've strayed, man. 197 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,160 I've strayed so far. 198 00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:49,650 Mmm. Taurean, hey. 199 00:09:49,710 --> 00:09:52,410 Wait till you see what I got to close this thing out with. 200 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:53,950 That's what I'm callin' about. 201 00:09:54,030 --> 00:09:56,240 I just heard I got an expedited hearing tomorrow. 202 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:59,230 Judge Green demanded I be present in chambers for 10:30. 203 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:01,540 Oh, dang. Will you still be back in time 204 00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:02,619 for our presentation? 205 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:04,240 Not sure. I need to postpone it. 206 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:06,120 Postpone it? 207 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,200 I just found the perfect precedent for the case. 208 00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:10,620 That's great, but I want to look at it first. 209 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:14,620 Sure. No problem. 210 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,950 All right, my niggas, see you next Sunday? 211 00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:20,490 Bludso's after service. 212 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:21,810 Amen. 213 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,350 Oh, this was great! 214 00:10:23,630 --> 00:10:26,240 Yeah, yeah, it was, man. Music was good. 215 00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:27,790 But that sermon was just... 216 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,990 Right? I mean, it just spoke to me, bruh. 217 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:34,330 I don't know, man. My yoke just had hella bondage. 218 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:38,030 - All right, love you, man. - Yeah. 219 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,450 ♪ Wade in the water ♪ 220 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,200 ♪ God's gonna trouble the water ♪ 221 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:48,370 You didn't want to get saved? 222 00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:51,780 Ha. Uh, it was my first time, 223 00:10:51,790 --> 00:10:54,910 and I feel like you gotta work your way up to that. 224 00:10:54,990 --> 00:10:57,910 I get it. I had to warm up to the pop metaphors. 225 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,650 So you been comin' here for a while? 226 00:10:59,670 --> 00:11:02,530 Yeah. It's a great service. I've met some good folk. 227 00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:05,660 I really get my spirit fed. I've gotten a lot out of it. 228 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:08,390 Yeah. That's what I'm hopin' for, too. 229 00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:12,200 Plus, the after-service snacks are bomb. 230 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:14,050 You know I got a cruller in my pocket, right? 231 00:11:18,730 --> 00:11:21,200 Thanks for comin' early. Hey. 232 00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:23,080 - Mwah. - Ordered you a rosé. 233 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,990 You're buying, right? 234 00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:26,990 You got jokes. 235 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,330 How's the presentation coming along? 236 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:30,949 It's supposed to be tomorrow, 237 00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:34,120 but my partner, he keeps micromanaging me. 238 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,290 - Ooh. Just beat him up. - What? 239 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:40,160 Molly Squared told me she had a bully phase. 240 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,650 She did, huh? She talk too much. 241 00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:44,450 I don't know. She's a lot of fun. 242 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,130 Said a lot of things. 243 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:48,290 Nnnn. 244 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:49,690 What, you don't remember? 245 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:53,130 No, I don't. 246 00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:55,790 Well, good, 'cause I told you stuff, too. 247 00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:59,330 - Oh, right, you did. - Mm-hmm. 248 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:01,660 Like how you told me you auditioned for B2K? 249 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:03,660 Oh, look who got her memory back. 250 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,120 - Mm-hmm. - It's inconvenient. 251 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,490 - Thank you. - Thank you. 252 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:12,410 So, uh, how's the food here? 253 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:14,160 Oh, it's real good. Mm-hmm. 254 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,030 Makes me wanna go "bump, bump, bump." 255 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,540 OK, listen, I woulda been in, I was in. 256 00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:22,610 But you know what else I remember? 257 00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:26,590 You telling me how you kissed your boy's girlfriend. 258 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,290 - OK. - Grimy. 259 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:31,490 Oh, says the girl who hooked up with her married friend? 260 00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:32,730 Mm-hmm. 261 00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:35,950 Grime recognize grime. 262 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:40,330 I'm not grimy, 263 00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:42,330 and you don't know the situation. 264 00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:45,240 OK. Tell me the situation. 265 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,700 Um... 266 00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:50,910 he led me to believe it was something it wasn't. 267 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:53,330 A married man led you on? 268 00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:55,190 Wow. 269 00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:58,030 - Come on. - That's not funny. 270 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,960 Sorry, I... I was just playin'. 271 00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:02,030 I didn't know it was still a sore subject. 272 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,370 I don't give a fuck. 273 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,049 People out here lookin' out for themselves, 274 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,080 so I'm lookin' out for me. 275 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,290 OK. 276 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,700 You know, you can, uh... 277 00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:21,160 you can beat me up, if you want to. 278 00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:25,620 - No, I just wanna leave. - For real? 279 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,080 Molly. What? 280 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,830 Molly. Hold on. Hold on. Hey. 281 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:34,030 What's that sound? My teeth fallin' out? 282 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,380 Is that Nathan? 283 00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:37,850 Please be Nathan. 284 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:42,120 - Hello? - Hey, it's Roger. 285 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,200 - Who Roger? - I own the building. 286 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:48,560 Yes, Roger. Of course, Roger. Hi... Roger. 287 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:50,990 The plumber's been waiting outside for 20 minutes. 288 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,200 You were supposed to meet him at 8:30. 289 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,120 Yep. Here I come. 290 00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:04,740 How did you oversleep, idiot girl? 291 00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:07,250 Hold up. It's not your fault. 292 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:08,950 It's Nathan's fault. 293 00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:10,990 Fuckin' up my livelihood, 294 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,200 keepin' me up wonderin' where he is. 295 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,830 "Thanks for the cut"? 296 00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:25,200 So you alive and cuttin' hair and shit, 297 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:27,330 but you can't text nobody back? 298 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,790 You can't take the time to text or call me?! 299 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,700 Fuckin' grown-ass man on some childish-ass shit! 300 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,020 Shoes. 301 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,120 Hey, Molly, any word on when Taurean will be back? 302 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,450 Oh, I haven't heard from him today. 303 00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:47,330 - OK, well... - But I'm excited for you guys 304 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:48,700 to hear what we've put together. 305 00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:50,850 - Yeah? - I found some new research 306 00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:52,330 on the proper accommodations 307 00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:54,370 for employees with substance abuse. 308 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:56,910 You're gonna be, like, "Whoa!" 309 00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:58,210 Sounds good. 310 00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:00,080 Well, let us know when Taurean gets back. 311 00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:01,610 He's always got clever ways 312 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:03,170 to keep defendants on the ropes. 313 00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,030 Keep me posted. 314 00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:07,740 Or, um... 315 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:11,850 I can... pinch-hit and do the presentation now. 316 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,730 - Oh. - I mean, if you want. 317 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,820 I know the partners are extremely busy 318 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,870 and on a tight schedule, but I'm sure you also 319 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,470 want to get the ball rolling on this. 320 00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:21,220 Sure. I'll gather up the team. 321 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:34,970 Whatcha doin'? 322 00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:37,300 I just killed a fuckin' presentation. 323 00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:39,260 - What's up? - I need a favor. 324 00:15:44,390 --> 00:15:46,340 You know this is crazy, right? 325 00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:48,040 Girl, what is so crazy about 326 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,550 buying fake desserts to bring to Andrew 327 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,130 so I can see if Nathan's home? 328 00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:53,800 It's, like, lowkey, 329 00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,510 it's weird that you think it's weird. 330 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:57,220 You don't know what you saying. 331 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,550 You don't know. 332 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,090 You out here looking crazy in pajamas. 333 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:02,890 You got me lookin' thirsty as fuck. 334 00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:04,550 I told you, Andrew's canceled. 335 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,680 It was a bad date. That happens. 336 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:09,560 - It's nobody's fault. - It was his fault. 337 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,020 There is a thin line between 338 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:12,120 being honest and being a dick, 339 00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:13,270 and he crossed it. 340 00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:14,686 Well, I promise this won't take long. 341 00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:16,680 No-it-sure-the-fuck-won't. 342 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,300 Look, I just want to know what's goin' on. 343 00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:21,310 I wanna know why this nigga ghosted on me. 344 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,990 It's like, OK, sometimes my kisses are weird, 345 00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:26,260 but my tongue likes to do its own thing. 346 00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:28,590 You ain't gotta Casper on me. 347 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:31,590 You ready? 348 00:16:32,230 --> 00:16:34,490 Andrew, hey! 349 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,310 Hey... 350 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,510 We were just, um, at Porto's... 351 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:43,300 Which is in Burbank, just like your house is, also, 352 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,390 in Burbank. 353 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,420 Right, and I said we should bring you 354 00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:49,110 some desserts as a peace offering. 355 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,860 I hope we didn't wake you guys up. 356 00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:53,330 At 6:00 p.m.? No. 357 00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:55,990 And I'm the only one here. 358 00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:58,030 This Asian nigga lyin'. 359 00:16:58,070 --> 00:17:00,190 Well, in that case... 360 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,890 I have to use the bathroom. 361 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:04,130 Could I use your bathroom? 362 00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:07,800 Uh... sure. 363 00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:13,220 Uh, there's a bathroom 364 00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:15,710 - just down here... - Yeah, I see it. Thank you! 365 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,370 - Uh... - So! 366 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:20,130 Porto's? 367 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,800 What if he's not in there? 368 00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,240 Oh god, what if he is in there? 369 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,260 Just go in! He'll be happy to see you. 370 00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:34,820 Nuh-uh, bitch. What if he's with someone else? 371 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,490 He fuckin' better not be with someone else. 372 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:37,740 What if we just take a peek? 373 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,390 Just a peeky-peek? 374 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:40,930 Unless he is with someone else. 375 00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:44,430 Then we gonna murder him in the dick. 376 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,090 Ohh. 377 00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:50,510 You have got to get in on this. 378 00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:52,090 - Mm-hmm. - Mm! 379 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:53,430 It's so good! 380 00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:56,250 OK, what are you really doing here? 381 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:57,720 'Cause you didn't come all the way to Burbank 382 00:17:57,730 --> 00:17:59,330 for a cheese roll. 383 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:03,050 Um... you're right. 384 00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:06,450 Yeah, I came by to... to talk. 385 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,510 OK. 386 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,770 You know, things got really weird last night. 387 00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:17,370 You said some things, I said some things, 388 00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:20,550 and, um, I forgive you. 389 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,300 Yeah. Me making a bad joke 390 00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:26,420 is pretty much the same thing 391 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:28,130 as you leaving me alone in a bar. 392 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:30,390 Listen, you came at me like we knew each other. 393 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,410 You don't know me well enough 394 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,420 to say some of the shit you did. 395 00:18:32,430 --> 00:18:34,280 Look, at Coachella I meet one Molly, 396 00:18:34,290 --> 00:18:35,420 back here I meet another. 397 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:37,300 I don't know who the real Molly is, 398 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:39,720 but are they all this fucked up? 399 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:44,640 Nathan messy. 400 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,760 But, like, is he recently messy? 401 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,970 Yep. That's you. 402 00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,530 Mm. 403 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,690 I wouldn't ever open any drawers, 404 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,930 but... 405 00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:22,930 So it did mean something to you. 406 00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:32,260 Nah, girl, we are not about to go through his trash. 407 00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:39,030 Nah. Nope. Nope! Mnh-mnh. 408 00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:42,770 But, like, what if I could guess his password? 409 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:44,930 That'd be a sign. 410 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,000 H-O-U-S-T-O-N. 411 00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:52,870 Maybe that's a sign. 412 00:19:57,110 --> 00:19:59,130 Unless... 413 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,710 I-S-S-A? 414 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,800 Girl! 415 00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:05,260 What is you doin'? 416 00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:08,510 - Uh... - Uh... 417 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,800 Iss, what's goin' on? 418 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,090 For real. 419 00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:32,280 Don't say too much. 420 00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:34,340 She might try to stop you from sneakin' back in. 421 00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:36,366 I know your ass not thinkin' about sneakin' back in there. 422 00:20:36,390 --> 00:20:37,590 No. 423 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,840 Then you need to let this go. 424 00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:42,130 Issa, you up there hackin' a nigga's laptop? 425 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,930 Fuck Nathan. 426 00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:48,430 These niggas don't care about nobody. 427 00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:51,220 They'll have you acting all outside of yourself 428 00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:52,450 if you let them. 429 00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:55,550 I don't know, I just... 430 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,030 keep thinkin' it's my fault. 431 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,750 It's not your fault. How is this your fault? 432 00:20:58,770 --> 00:21:00,390 'Cause I let him in. 433 00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:03,230 Maybe I shouldn't have been so... honest. 434 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:04,720 Maybe it scared him. 435 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,340 If he gets scared off because you were too real, 436 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:10,760 then why you want him, girl? 437 00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:18,470 Girl, what is it about him? Was the dick that bomb? 438 00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:19,910 Yes. 439 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,760 It wasn't about that. 440 00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:26,390 I mean... 441 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:31,470 ... he made me feel like more than a fuck-up. 442 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:34,510 You're not a fuck-up. Stop. 443 00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:39,100 I just don't know if anybody's ever 444 00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:41,410 gonna make me feel like that again. 445 00:21:57,390 --> 00:21:58,930 This place is cute. 446 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,510 I'm glad to see some color. 447 00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:03,930 Yeah, I like the whole neo-soul vibe he got goin'. 448 00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,430 He kinda look like Maxwell daddy. 449 00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:08,180 Yeah, if you squint like this... 450 00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:11,970 Oh, so, tell me for real. 451 00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:13,930 What'd you think of the service? 452 00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:16,440 I liked what the pastor said 453 00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:17,920 about having a higher purpose. 454 00:22:17,930 --> 00:22:20,470 I must have missed that. 455 00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:22,690 The metaphors took me out of it. 456 00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:24,840 That's just how he connects with young people. 457 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:27,260 Oh. I must not be young enough. 458 00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:29,730 He a little corny, but at the heart 459 00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:31,470 there's always a real message. 460 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,970 You can rewatch it on his YouTube channel. 461 00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:37,580 - OK. - When I first started, 462 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,250 I was just going through the motions, 463 00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:41,400 but once I got involved, 464 00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:43,410 I felt more connected. 465 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,720 And how long did that take? 466 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,570 Obviously it's different for everybody. 467 00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:50,220 I started with Bible study after my second week, 468 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,670 then I joined the Life Runners, 469 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:53,500 and I just started volunteering with 470 00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:55,040 the youth ministry a few weeks ago. 471 00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:58,590 So... wow, it's been like a year. 472 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,930 Ugh. Did I even sleep? 473 00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:15,260 I'm so fuckin' tired, my head hurts. 474 00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:17,830 Was I crying? I hate everything. 475 00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:19,320 You know what would make you better. 476 00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:20,700 Knowing where Nathan is. 477 00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:22,970 You could just drive by a couple more times. 478 00:23:22,990 --> 00:23:24,060 If Molly hadn't stopped me, I probably 479 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,380 could have gotten into his computer. 480 00:23:25,390 --> 00:23:27,600 I could go back and try. Andrew leaves around 8:00. 481 00:23:27,610 --> 00:23:29,390 I think there was a window open. He found somebody better. 482 00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:30,866 He probably found somebody better than you. 483 00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:32,310 Am I crazy? Stop being crazy. 484 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:34,470 You can stop. Move on. 485 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:19,240 _ 486 00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,240 _ 487 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:24,100 _ 488 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,860 _ 489 00:24:27,950 --> 00:24:29,610 Hey, girl, just checkin' on you. 490 00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:31,850 I know you had that deadline. Let me know you're good. 491 00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:50,660 _ 492 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,550 _ 493 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,860 _ 494 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,940 _ 495 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:19,450 Thanks to everybody for coming out today. 496 00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:20,750 As a reminder to those of you 497 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,930 who have completed your pitch decks already, 498 00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:25,930 at the end of this workshop, I will be judging them. 499 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,760 Oh, hey. 500 00:25:47,590 --> 00:25:50,040 - Hey. - Hey! 501 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:52,720 I wasn't tryin' to interrupt. I didn't know you had a meeting. 502 00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:54,270 No, it's all good. 503 00:25:54,310 --> 00:25:55,840 Well, I just wanted to thank you 504 00:25:55,850 --> 00:25:57,470 for telling me about the workshop. 505 00:25:57,650 --> 00:25:59,090 Yeah, was it helpful? 506 00:25:59,170 --> 00:26:01,220 Oh, yeah. I mean, 507 00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:03,930 I was listening to someone tell me what to do with my deck 508 00:26:03,950 --> 00:26:06,510 while trying to finish my deck, but it was great. 509 00:26:13,430 --> 00:26:15,180 So, what time are you off? 510 00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:19,010 That was actually my last meeting. 511 00:26:20,730 --> 00:26:23,010 You have time for coffee? 512 00:26:26,970 --> 00:26:30,220 Iced green tea for me, a long espresso for you. 513 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,570 - You remember. - I still don't know what it is. 514 00:26:36,510 --> 00:26:39,300 Oh! Guess who I drove in my Lyft the other day. 515 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:40,640 - Who? - I'll give you a hint. 516 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,470 He said I need a new "barbeurator." 517 00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:45,630 - Thug Yoda? For real? - Mm-hmm. 518 00:26:45,650 --> 00:26:47,446 He caught me up on all the drama at The Dunes. 519 00:26:47,470 --> 00:26:48,900 This white bitch tried to move in with 520 00:26:48,910 --> 00:26:50,540 her parakeet, Ms. Trudy killed her. 521 00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:53,220 - The white bitch? - No! The parakeet. 522 00:26:53,230 --> 00:26:57,010 - Oh, Ms. Trudy don't play. She like it quiet. - She does. 523 00:26:57,110 --> 00:26:59,430 Lowkey, I miss that place. 524 00:26:59,510 --> 00:27:01,340 Yeah, me, too. 525 00:27:02,890 --> 00:27:05,970 So, um, how's Lyft? 526 00:27:06,050 --> 00:27:08,590 - The money good? - Oh, it's great. 527 00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:13,510 Honestly, 528 00:27:13,790 --> 00:27:15,930 it's really fuckin' hard. 529 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:19,310 You know, after I moved out the apartment, I was... 530 00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:22,490 stayin' on people's couches, 531 00:27:22,650 --> 00:27:25,050 and it was rough. 532 00:27:26,190 --> 00:27:28,670 Yeah. I get that. 533 00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:34,800 But at a certain point, I was like... 534 00:27:34,890 --> 00:27:38,430 you can't keep letting other people prop you up. 535 00:27:38,510 --> 00:27:41,430 Sometimes you gotta do shit for yourself. 536 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,590 That's real. 537 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,180 You doin' the block party by yourself? 538 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:52,390 I mean, basically. 539 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,510 I don't know if it's gonna work, 'cause... 540 00:27:56,530 --> 00:27:59,220 'Cause you still gettin' in your own head? 541 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:00,670 - I'm trying to change that. - Yeah. 542 00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:02,010 I am. 543 00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:05,720 Nah, I know what you mean. 544 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,470 I'm trying to make some changes, too. 545 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,720 I went to church the other day. 546 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,430 What?! You went to church? 547 00:28:15,550 --> 00:28:17,430 That's different. 548 00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:18,800 Yeah, it was a lot. 549 00:28:18,890 --> 00:28:22,040 Like, I don't know if all of that is for me. 550 00:28:22,050 --> 00:28:24,290 This is just like you and Safeway sushi, 551 00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:26,510 when you swore that all sushi was trash. 552 00:28:26,550 --> 00:28:29,050 I was 27, and nobody told me 553 00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:30,570 that I was eating beginner-nigga sushi. 554 00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:32,730 My point is, 555 00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:34,390 there are other churches. 556 00:28:34,470 --> 00:28:36,430 So just try another one. 557 00:28:36,510 --> 00:28:37,870 A'ight, cool. 558 00:28:38,930 --> 00:28:41,220 I'm gonna find me a church with some grown-up sushi. 559 00:28:41,230 --> 00:28:44,350 Or just try one that's for you. 560 00:28:46,170 --> 00:28:47,540 'Cause that's what I'm tryin' to do 561 00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:48,650 with this block party shit, 562 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:50,890 just something for us, by us. 563 00:28:51,090 --> 00:28:53,510 So, FUBU? 564 00:28:53,590 --> 00:28:54,680 No, I realized that 565 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,310 soon as I said it. Shut up. 566 00:28:57,430 --> 00:28:58,866 You gonna have L.L. as your spokesman? 567 00:28:58,890 --> 00:29:00,140 - Think he would do it? - No. 568 00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:06,660 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --