1
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Why aren't you married?

2
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I'm just not. Right now.

3
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It came out of nowhere. I'm not
looking for a relationship right now.

4
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I think your pussy's
broken. Where are we going?

5
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I'm just getting my shit together.

6
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Maybe we should get our shit together
separately and see what happens.

7
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- Is...
- We need to find you somebody.

8
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All right now, it's open mic night.

9
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You still flow?

10
00:00:22,845 --> 00:00:25,379
? Maybe it's dry as hell,
maybe it really smells, ?

11
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? broken pussy. Yeah. ?

12
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? Maybe it's really rough,
maybe it's had enough. ?

13
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I can't just jump from one
relationship to another.

14
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- Whoa.
- Like, I can't...

15
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Relationship?

16
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
www.addic7ed.com

17
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? Do you want your man or not? ?

18
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? Do you know your plans or not? ?

19
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? You gonna go back home or not? ?

20
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? You gonna claim your throne or not? ?

21
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? Is you Khaleesi or
that other bitch... ?

22
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? Whose name I don't remember? ?

23
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- Issa!
- Huh?

24
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- I'm hungry. Let's go!
- Okay!

25
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Wait a minute,

26
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so you're trying to tell me you
went all the way to Daniel's house

27
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and nothing happened?

28
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Like, at all?

29
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- I didn't even go inside.
- Hold the fuck up!

30
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You got on stage and went all Dej
Nope about my broken pussy for nothing?

31
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Like, all that drama for zero dick?

32
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- Tsk, bitch, you buggin'.
- It wasn't for nothing, though.

33
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Like, it wasn't even about Daniel.

34
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It was about me.

35
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Like, I became someone else up there.

36
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- Mm.
- You know, it was like brave me.

37
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It was "no fucks" me.

38
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And I wanna be that person.

39
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You used to be that person,

40
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all freestyle and drunk
in my backseat and shit.

41
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So, what, you trying to be a rapper now?

42
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No! I just wanna not be
scared to do shit anymore.

43
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Well, you know what? That
sound real cool, real noble,

44
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but can you just leave
my shit out of it?

45
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- You right.
- Okay, thank you!

46
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And I'm really sorry for
saying your pussy's broken.

47
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- You know, I was just talking.
- No, no, no, shut up.

48
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You was right, my pussy is broken

49
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and I need to take better care of her.

50
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So, I'm gonna get her a tune-up.

51
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A tune-up?

52
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Like, she needs her oil changed?

53
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Like, your pussy gonna
pass a smog check or...?

54
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Shut the fuck up.

55
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- I'ma get her fixed.
- How, Sway?

56
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I'm making today Molly Maintenance Day.

57
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I'ma get my hair done, nails done,

58
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everything did.

59
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Ooh, like a fancy day!

60
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Basically, yeah.

61
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If I'm feeling fancy and well
taken care of, so will she.

62
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- That makes sense.
- Right?

63
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Yo, Issa, you got
Lawrence calling me now.

64
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What? Just... just ignore it.

65
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Hello, you've reached
the voicemail box for...

66
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Molly Carter.

67
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Please leave a message.

68
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Watch him, watch him, now, watch him.

69
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- That's what's happening.
- Watch him, watch him.

70
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Loving 80 right now, man.

71
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- Yo, it's Wrence.
- Wrence!

72
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- About time.
- Yo!

73
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Hey, who all is there?

74
00:03:18,495 --> 00:03:20,329
Oh, Fast Mike and Brandon. Where you at?

75
00:03:20,331 --> 00:03:22,331
Man, Pasadena is far as fuck.

76
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Nigga, it's only, like, four freeways.

77
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- Grab me a Guinness, B.
- I got you.

78
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Yo, bro,

79
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Fast Mike got fat as fuck.

80
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I wanna call him Slow Mike, but you
know how sensitive that nigga get.

81
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Ah.

82
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What's good with you, man?

83
00:03:35,978 --> 00:03:37,277
Aw, shit is up right now, money.

84
00:03:37,279 --> 00:03:38,946
I sold a house to Tiger earlier, man.

85
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I was starstruck, tap
dancing for his ass and shit.

86
00:03:40,783 --> 00:03:42,482
That nigga swole as fuck.
Commission was crazy.

87
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- Oh, that's cool.
- What's up with you, man?

88
00:03:44,319 --> 00:03:46,052
How's that new project
going, the Whoopty-Whoop?

89
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- It's Whoop-Whoop.
- What'd I say?

90
00:03:48,156 --> 00:03:50,457
Still working on my business plan, man.

91
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Plus, you know, there's
so many apps out there now,

92
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it's hard to break into the market.

93
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Am I going too broad, do
I need to be more specific?

94
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- It's just a lot, you know?
- Cool, cool.

95
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That's what's up, man. Hey, I'ma
be selling you a house soon, fam.

96
00:04:01,101 --> 00:04:03,369
- How are you and the old girl?
- Issa's cool.

97
00:04:03,371 --> 00:04:04,970
She, um...

98
00:04:06,674 --> 00:04:08,674
I kind of fucked up her birthday, man.

99
00:04:08,676 --> 00:04:10,409
Aw, damn, man, you gotta fix that.

100
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But other than that, you good, right?

101
00:04:12,179 --> 00:04:14,212
Uh, actually, man,

102
00:04:14,214 --> 00:04:16,547
I was calling 'cause I just wanted to...

103
00:04:16,549 --> 00:04:18,949
Oh, shit, this motherfucker
hit a three, bro.

104
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Hey, man, let me finish the rest of
this game. I'ma shout at you, all right?

105
00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:23,536
Yeah, all right. All right, cool.

106
00:04:23,561 --> 00:04:25,241
I can't hear you. I
was on the phone, girl.

107
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You getting a pedicure?

108
00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,741
Mm, I probably should.

109
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Ooh, girl.

110
00:04:46,512 --> 00:04:48,311
Lawrence ever suck your toes?

111
00:04:48,313 --> 00:04:50,313
Once, but it made us both uncomfortable.

112
00:04:50,315 --> 00:04:53,716
Ugh, he was sucking on
your big old man feet?

113
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Girl, I tell ya, that nigga is the one.

114
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Or someone else might be.

115
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What are you talking about?

116
00:05:00,725 --> 00:05:02,024
I like Lawrence.

117
00:05:02,026 --> 00:05:05,494
Bitch, I love him, but...

118
00:05:05,496 --> 00:05:07,529
I mean, maybe I'm not satisfied.

119
00:05:07,531 --> 00:05:10,665
You know? Maybe I wanna
be dicked down properly.

120
00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:13,200
You know? Maybe I wanna be face down,

121
00:05:13,202 --> 00:05:16,504
ass up, surrounded by
foreign freaks, you know?

122
00:05:16,506 --> 00:05:19,006
Maybe I wanna ask a nigga
what he wants for breakfast

123
00:05:19,008 --> 00:05:21,208
and he replies, "That pussy,"

124
00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:22,844
and he's talking about me, girl.

125
00:05:22,846 --> 00:05:25,312
- You know?
- I can't with you. Mm-mm.

126
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You don't know.

127
00:05:31,119 --> 00:05:32,719
I'm just saying

128
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Lawrence hasn't put it down
in a very long time, okay?

129
00:05:35,925 --> 00:05:38,759
And maybe I need to get on one
of those apps like you, girl.

130
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Girl, calm your deprived ass down.

131
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You are not about this app life.

132
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Try me.

133
00:05:44,599 --> 00:05:47,500
Bitch, I'm not gonna sign up. I
just wanna see what's out there.

134
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All right. You asked for it.

135
00:05:51,105 --> 00:05:53,439
Check it, that's OkCupid.

136
00:05:53,441 --> 00:05:56,676
It's free, so it's like
"bottom of the barrel" dudes.

137
00:05:56,678 --> 00:05:58,710
Bought a bunch of new
movies at the barbershop.

138
00:05:58,712 --> 00:06:00,612
Bootleg and chill?

139
00:06:02,349 --> 00:06:03,482
Tinder used to be cool,

140
00:06:03,484 --> 00:06:05,684
but now it's basically a fuck app.

141
00:06:05,686 --> 00:06:07,686
So, what are you in the mood for?

142
00:06:07,688 --> 00:06:09,053
We could ditch the menus

143
00:06:09,055 --> 00:06:10,789
and have our own dinner for two.

144
00:06:10,791 --> 00:06:12,991
Heh, I'll be six, you'll be nine.

145
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Hinge at least pulls from
your network of friends,

146
00:06:17,029 --> 00:06:20,230
but apparently all my friends
only know Hotep niggas.

147
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Uh-uh, no.

148
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I just want a queen that respects
herself, who lays off the swine,

149
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who stands beside her king like
a strong black woman should.

150
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

151
00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:33,442
But my queen gotta be a freak, too.

152
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I fucked that nigga 'cause he was fine.

153
00:06:37,348 --> 00:06:39,816
But then he had the nerve to dump me

154
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'cause I told him I never
went to the beach till college.

155
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Nigga, you sell Obama puzzles
at the African marketplace

156
00:06:46,391 --> 00:06:48,391
and you gonna judge me?

157
00:06:48,393 --> 00:06:52,828
You grew up in LA and you
never went to the beach?

158
00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:55,697
Okay, Windsor Hills, I was a hood rat.

159
00:06:55,699 --> 00:06:58,667
All I knew was Florence and
Crenshaw. Whatever, I am still fly.

160
00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:02,838
Basically, most of these dudes
are not looking for a relationship.

161
00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,040
- They're just trying to fuck.
- Really?

162
00:07:05,042 --> 00:07:06,474
Yep.

163
00:07:06,476 --> 00:07:09,043
I mean, I just wanna up the
quality of dudes that I meet.

164
00:07:09,045 --> 00:07:11,211
There's this one app called The League.

165
00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,613
It's for elite dating.

166
00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:14,749
Like, girl, you gotta be a
professional just to get in.

167
00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:16,918
I mean, I've been on, like,
a three-month waiting list.

168
00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,285
Three months?

169
00:07:18,287 --> 00:07:20,054
To meet one nigga?

170
00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,790
Yeah, this is a lot.

171
00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:26,359
You gotta fuck a lot of
frogs to get a good frog.

172
00:07:26,361 --> 00:07:29,563
That's not the saying. Or any saying.

173
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The point is it's a numbers game.

174
00:07:31,767 --> 00:07:34,901
Check it, I'm going on a
date with this frog tomorrow.

175
00:07:34,903 --> 00:07:37,403
- Mm.
- He could be different.

176
00:07:38,674 --> 00:07:40,706
- You never know.
- Mm.

177
00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:42,675
So, what we doing next?

178
00:07:42,677 --> 00:07:45,444
I gotta get my hair done
and then something else.

179
00:07:45,446 --> 00:07:47,345
What?

180
00:07:47,347 --> 00:07:49,815
It's a "vagacial" appointment.

181
00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:52,217
It's like a facial for your vagina.

182
00:07:52,219 --> 00:07:54,053
- I said everything did.
- Mm.

183
00:07:54,055 --> 00:07:55,888
I saw it on Draya's Instagram.

184
00:07:57,891 --> 00:08:00,558
I mean, you could roll if you want to.

185
00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:07,164
Fuck! I guess I'll go home and deal
with this motherfucking relationship.

186
00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:09,266
You should write Hallmark cards.

187
00:08:09,268 --> 00:08:11,402
Bitch, shut up.

188
00:08:13,039 --> 00:08:14,238
I'll see you later.

189
00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,573
Go handle your man, girl.

190
00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,221
Do you know who you are?
You the bossiest bitch.

191
00:08:31,223 --> 00:08:33,723
You a grown-ass woman
like Solange's sis.

192
00:08:33,725 --> 00:08:36,492
You gonna take control like
Janet, or lose control like Missy.

193
00:08:36,494 --> 00:08:40,229
The decision is yours...
boss up or be a pussy.

194
00:08:45,536 --> 00:08:46,969
Mm-mm, no.

195
00:09:04,681 --> 00:09:06,516
_

196
00:09:07,064 --> 00:09:08,727
_

197
00:09:09,446 --> 00:09:11,157
_

198
00:09:12,484 --> 00:09:13,898
_

199
00:09:14,764 --> 00:09:17,497
? If you're reading
this, it's your birthday ?

200
00:09:17,499 --> 00:09:19,599
? We're gonna sip champagne like we... ?

201
00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,201
Thanks, man.

202
00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,212
Issa.

203
00:09:33,214 --> 00:09:34,781
- Lawrence?
- Where have you been, huh?

204
00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,615
- I've been calling you.
- Oh, I... I...

205
00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:38,651
you know, I had my
phone on airplane mode.

206
00:09:38,653 --> 00:09:40,418
- What the fuck?
- I'm just buying...

207
00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:42,620
- You're buying panties?
- Why you being all loud?!

208
00:09:42,622 --> 00:09:44,056
Why are you buying a six pack?

209
00:09:44,058 --> 00:09:46,892
It's cheaper and it's not
like it's the cute kind.

210
00:09:46,894 --> 00:09:48,493
Wait, are you not coming home?

211
00:09:48,495 --> 00:09:50,295
Lawrence, I'm not ready to
talk about this right now.

212
00:09:50,297 --> 00:09:54,406
No, no, no, no, no. You can't keep
ignoring me, Issa. I wanna talk!

213
00:09:54,437 --> 00:09:56,867
Lawrence, we are not about to be the
black couple fighting in Rite Aid.

214
00:09:56,869 --> 00:09:59,870
Okay, listen, I know that this
is about your birthday, okay?

215
00:09:59,872 --> 00:10:01,572
It's not even about my birthday.

216
00:10:01,574 --> 00:10:03,240
- See? You don't even...
- I don't even what?

217
00:10:03,242 --> 00:10:05,442
I... I can't do this right now.

218
00:10:05,444 --> 00:10:07,878
- I'm sorry, I gotta go.
- Wait, Is-Issa!

219
00:10:13,952 --> 00:10:16,186
Lawrence, wait.

220
00:10:18,566 --> 00:10:22,092
Can I get your Rite Aid
card for the discount?

221
00:10:23,128 --> 00:10:24,994
Come on, man.

222
00:10:34,338 --> 00:10:36,605
I men and women.

223
00:10:36,607 --> 00:10:39,007
I got two bitches
waiting on me outside...

224
00:10:40,444 --> 00:10:42,911
and two counts of murder on my head

225
00:10:42,913 --> 00:10:45,447
that they know about.

226
00:10:45,449 --> 00:10:47,988
And I ain't sorry.

227
00:10:52,188 --> 00:10:54,889
Girl, hey! Look at you.

228
00:10:54,891 --> 00:10:57,291
Uh, how was your "vagacial"?

229
00:10:57,293 --> 00:11:00,594
This bitch blew bubbles at
me. My pussy is still broken.

230
00:11:00,596 --> 00:11:02,897
At least I have an icebreaker
for my date tomorrow night.

231
00:11:02,899 --> 00:11:05,132
But what are you still doing here?

232
00:11:05,134 --> 00:11:06,833
I thought Miss No Fucks was going home.

233
00:11:06,835 --> 00:11:08,601
Um, can I stay one more night?

234
00:11:08,603 --> 00:11:11,104
Flavor Flav said yes already.

235
00:11:11,106 --> 00:11:13,807
Issa, what's going on? Why
are you avoiding Lawrence?

236
00:11:16,411 --> 00:11:18,078
I kissed Daniel.

237
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,679
But it was like... it was like...

238
00:11:19,681 --> 00:11:22,414
And then it was... and
then it was finished.

239
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,884
Bitch, I knew it with
your old lying ass.

240
00:11:24,886 --> 00:11:26,618
Okay, I did not lie,

241
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:30,289
because, technically, I did
not go inside or fuck him.

242
00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:32,324
That's a sound defense.

243
00:11:35,029 --> 00:11:36,262
And I saw Lawrence

244
00:11:36,264 --> 00:11:39,397
and, girl, he just doesn't get it.

245
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:43,168
And I don't know what to do
and I'm just... I'm tired.

246
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,703
Stay as long as you need.

247
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,471
Thank you.

248
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,608
And just so we're clear,
I'm still Miss No Fucks.

249
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,144
It's a... it's a whole
process. It's a thing, so...

250
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,279
Yeah.

251
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,013
How's your presentation going?

252
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,115
Girl, I got too much on my mind, okay?

253
00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:01,785
I am about to just wing
this shit "no fucks" style.

254
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:04,621
And these white people, they're
not even gonna know the difference.

255
00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:06,456
They're not gonna know!

256
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,591
You're so stupid.

257
00:12:08,593 --> 00:12:10,727
Oh, can I borrow some
clothes for work tomorrow?

258
00:12:24,843 --> 00:12:26,843
_

259
00:12:26,845 --> 00:12:28,610
Boy, bye. Nope!

260
00:12:32,449 --> 00:12:34,415
Um, blazer twins.

261
00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,885
Look at that.

262
00:12:36,887 --> 00:12:39,087
Hey, I'm so glad you came in early.

263
00:12:39,089 --> 00:12:42,891
So, about our youth... your
youth outreach initiative,

264
00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:44,159
um, did you get my email?

265
00:12:44,161 --> 00:12:46,794
Oh, no, I had a lot to do this weekend.

266
00:12:46,796 --> 00:12:48,929
Well, I don't wanna step on your toes,

267
00:12:48,931 --> 00:12:52,766
but I spoke to some of the
teachers at Thomas Jefferson

268
00:12:52,768 --> 00:12:57,137
and it turns out the students
have a high interest in sports.

269
00:12:57,139 --> 00:13:00,440
Sports? That's not exactly
outside of what they know,

270
00:13:00,442 --> 00:13:03,377
and don't you think
that's extremely limiting?

271
00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:05,011
No, I hear you.

272
00:13:05,013 --> 00:13:07,180
That is sadly stereotypical.

273
00:13:07,182 --> 00:13:12,051
But to your general point about exposing
them to new and untraditional things,

274
00:13:12,053 --> 00:13:16,289
what about partnering with
USC for sports like lacrosse,

275
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:20,526
water polo, or even real polo?

276
00:13:20,528 --> 00:13:23,903
I don't... Culturally
speaking, I just...

277
00:13:24,817 --> 00:13:26,696
It's crippling for inner city kids

278
00:13:26,721 --> 00:13:29,415
to rely solely on sports
to achieve success...

279
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,070
- you know?
- That's true.

280
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:35,407
Well, my other idea was to take
them to different neighborhoods

281
00:13:35,409 --> 00:13:36,942
and to do a community cleanup.

282
00:13:38,912 --> 00:13:41,412
You mean take a bunch of black kids

283
00:13:41,414 --> 00:13:45,149
and have them clean up the
streets like a chain gang?

284
00:13:45,151 --> 00:13:48,886
That's the whitest
shit you've ever said!

285
00:13:48,888 --> 00:13:50,654
You know, community service is cool,

286
00:13:50,656 --> 00:13:52,957
but I think I found my stride.

287
00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:54,625
- I've got this.
- Okay.

288
00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:57,193
- Thank you, though.
- Thank you.

289
00:13:57,195 --> 00:13:59,462
Guys, I've been doing this a long time,

290
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,032
but I still get excited when
my staff takes initiative

291
00:14:02,034 --> 00:14:04,534
to maximize their
impact in the classroom.

292
00:14:04,536 --> 00:14:07,003
Issa, Frieda, the floor is yours.

293
00:14:07,005 --> 00:14:08,671
Thank you, Joanne.

294
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:12,207
Ahem, so the kids of Thomas
Jefferson Middle School

295
00:14:12,209 --> 00:14:15,510
are stagnant because they don't
know what else is out there.

296
00:14:15,512 --> 00:14:20,482
So, my idea is to expose them

297
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:23,718
to the arts around Los Angeles.

298
00:14:25,957 --> 00:14:27,456
Which arts?

299
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:31,625
Uh, all of them.

300
00:14:31,627 --> 00:14:33,227
Are you referring to, like, visual arts,

301
00:14:33,229 --> 00:14:36,364
theatrical arts, or did you
really just mean the arts?

302
00:14:36,366 --> 00:14:39,600
Um, what I'm asking is, is that it?

303
00:14:39,602 --> 00:14:42,303
No, that's... uh-uh, that's not it.

304
00:14:42,305 --> 00:14:45,906
Um, if they're interested
in painting and sculpture,

305
00:14:45,908 --> 00:14:47,907
we can take them to The Broad.

306
00:14:47,909 --> 00:14:49,242
If they like music,

307
00:14:49,244 --> 00:14:50,810
we can take them to the Hollywood Bowl.

308
00:14:50,812 --> 00:14:52,579
There's the Watts Towers...

309
00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:54,747
Have you put together a budget on this?

310
00:14:54,749 --> 00:14:58,018
- That sounds expensive.
- It does, right?

311
00:14:58,020 --> 00:15:01,588
No, I was gonna get people
excited about it first

312
00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:03,856
and then I was gonna
take a stab at the budget.

313
00:15:03,858 --> 00:15:05,624
A stab?

314
00:15:05,626 --> 00:15:09,862
So, you have really no idea how
much this is gonna cost at all?

315
00:15:09,864 --> 00:15:13,265
This sounds like a whole lot
of work for very little benefit.

316
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,900
I see where you're going with this,

317
00:15:14,902 --> 00:15:17,470
but have you thought
about the risk factors,

318
00:15:17,472 --> 00:15:20,605
the executions, how
is it mission-driven?

319
00:15:20,607 --> 00:15:23,908
Uh, the... the mission would be... help.

320
00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:27,078
We were also considering a
community service component

321
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,446
- which I...
- Not yet, Frieda.

322
00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:31,102
- This is Issa's idea. Let her finish.
- Okay.

323
00:15:31,127 --> 00:15:33,985
Yeah, no, uh, a community
service component

324
00:15:33,987 --> 00:15:37,054
could also be included, um...

325
00:15:38,157 --> 00:15:39,890
Culturally, I'm just like...

326
00:15:39,892 --> 00:15:43,460
Wouldn't they rather go to
an African American museum

327
00:15:43,462 --> 00:15:45,029
or, like, a Latino museum

328
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,464
and just see how much more
grateful other generations were?

329
00:15:47,466 --> 00:15:50,467
Oh, my God, what about
hip-hop Shakespeare?

330
00:15:50,469 --> 00:15:52,169
The kids would love "Othello."

331
00:15:52,171 --> 00:15:53,370
An interracial romance.

332
00:15:53,372 --> 00:15:55,505
Ooh, what about a drum circle?

333
00:15:55,507 --> 00:15:57,073
That really helps with aggression.

334
00:15:57,075 --> 00:15:58,974
I took an African dance
class in high school,

335
00:15:58,976 --> 00:16:00,443
so I could do mask work with the kids.

336
00:16:00,445 --> 00:16:02,145
We watch "Lemonade"

337
00:16:02,147 --> 00:16:04,847
and then we go to Lemonade and we eat.

338
00:16:04,849 --> 00:16:07,383
We eat good food that's good for you

339
00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:09,085
and we see art.

340
00:16:13,424 --> 00:16:15,357
Can I have a few minutes, please?

341
00:16:19,863 --> 00:16:21,696
Everyone,

342
00:16:21,698 --> 00:16:25,067
let's reconvene at the end of the day.

343
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,465
Yes, but when the plaintiff
took this job, he signed a waiver

344
00:16:36,489 --> 00:16:38,580
that completely indemnifies our client

345
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:42,049
of any and all risks associated
with operating heavy machinery.

346
00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:44,718
You are so fucking smart.

347
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,920
I'll keep reviewing
the employment contract.

348
00:16:47,922 --> 00:16:49,855
Sorry to interrupt.

349
00:16:49,857 --> 00:16:51,257
- Hey.
- Molly, good points today.

350
00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:52,959
Oh, thank you, 'cause, you
know, actually, I was...

351
00:16:52,961 --> 00:16:54,494
Diane, I never got a chance

352
00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:57,497
to formally congratulate
you on your engagement.

353
00:16:57,499 --> 00:16:59,432
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

354
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:01,234
Wedding planning is the most stressful.

355
00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:02,867
My wife and I went crazy.

356
00:17:02,869 --> 00:17:05,437
- Are you going crazy yet?
- You know, I am going crazy

357
00:17:05,439 --> 00:17:07,239
with all this work we have to do.

358
00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:09,007
Oh, my God,

359
00:17:09,009 --> 00:17:10,909
I haven't even thought about
the wedding yet, you guys.

360
00:17:10,911 --> 00:17:12,544
It's, like, only been a few days.

361
00:17:12,546 --> 00:17:14,580
- Did you see the ring?
- Oh!

362
00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:16,815
- Well, there it is. Wow.
- It's a princess cut.

363
00:17:16,817 --> 00:17:18,550
- That is a diamond.
- Look at mine.

364
00:17:18,552 --> 00:17:19,917
- Look at that.
- Mm-hmm.

365
00:17:22,822 --> 00:17:26,124
- Come in.
- Hey.

366
00:17:26,126 --> 00:17:29,827
Um, so, I'm sorry about
the presentation today.

367
00:17:29,829 --> 00:17:33,331
- I know you were expecting more.
- I was.

368
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,366
Um, and I just wanna let you know

369
00:17:36,368 --> 00:17:39,702
that I am fully committed to
and invested in We Got Y'all.

370
00:17:39,704 --> 00:17:42,139
- I've just had a lot...
- Let me stop you right there.

371
00:17:42,141 --> 00:17:45,408
- You're not.
- Um, sorry?

372
00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:49,846
I hired you because I saw someone
who wanted to make a difference.

373
00:17:49,848 --> 00:17:51,648
You seemed passionate at first,

374
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:55,117
but I've noticed you've been
on autopilot for a while now.

375
00:17:55,963 --> 00:17:57,763
If you don't wanna do the work,

376
00:17:57,788 --> 00:18:01,857
if you're no longer invested
in what we're trying to do here,

377
00:18:01,859 --> 00:18:04,267
maybe this isn't the
right place for you.

378
00:18:05,129 --> 00:18:07,829
No, it... no, it is!

379
00:18:07,831 --> 00:18:09,765
And you're right.

380
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,233
I... I wanna be here.

381
00:18:12,235 --> 00:18:14,802
And I will do better.

382
00:18:16,339 --> 00:18:19,006
The leader who does not take advice

383
00:18:19,008 --> 00:18:20,575
is not a leader.

384
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:26,381
That's a proverb from
Kenya, date unknown.

385
00:18:26,383 --> 00:18:28,482
Okay.

386
00:18:51,906 --> 00:18:55,641
_

387
00:19:16,129 --> 00:19:18,729
? If you're reading
this, it's your birthday ?

388
00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:20,917
? We're gonna sip champagne
like we're thirsty... ?

389
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,967
- What up, yo?
- Nothing, bro. I'm good.

390
00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:26,837
? So let's have a toast,
it's your birthday ?

391
00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:29,440
? Birthday, birthday, birthday... ?

392
00:19:29,442 --> 00:19:30,974
Hey, something up?

393
00:19:30,976 --> 00:19:32,909
I ain't seen your girl
in a minute. Y'all good?

394
00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:35,212
- She leave you for another bitch?
- What? No.

395
00:19:35,214 --> 00:19:37,213
- No.
- Talk to me, blood.

396
00:19:37,215 --> 00:19:39,249
Me and Nala was just about
to go watch the "Bare Bears."

397
00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:41,851
- "Care Bears," Daddy.
- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

398
00:19:41,853 --> 00:19:43,886
We don't use no C-word, sweetheart.

399
00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:45,955
This is a blood house.

400
00:19:45,957 --> 00:19:47,557
Are you sure you're "bool," man?

401
00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:52,021
I've just been messing up.

402
00:19:52,046 --> 00:19:54,396
I started this business
that didn't pan out.

403
00:19:54,398 --> 00:19:57,332
Now I'm watching all my
friends just pass me by.

404
00:19:57,334 --> 00:19:59,701
It's just been
frustrating on all levels.

405
00:19:59,703 --> 00:20:01,637
Yeah, a nigga's stuck.

406
00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:03,204
Yeah.

407
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:04,573
You ain't working, you ain't providing.

408
00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:06,174
Shit, you probably ain't
even putting it down.

409
00:20:06,176 --> 00:20:08,042
- Man, hey.
- Nah, nah, no disrespect.

410
00:20:08,044 --> 00:20:09,977
- You love your girl and shit, right?
- Yeah, I do.

411
00:20:09,979 --> 00:20:13,514
I just... I just don't know
how to change things, man.

412
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:14,615
Well, hear me out.

413
00:20:14,617 --> 00:20:17,851
I used to be out there fucking
bitches, being inconsiderate and shit.

414
00:20:17,853 --> 00:20:20,053
But then when I had Nala, I was like,

415
00:20:20,055 --> 00:20:22,356
"What if she meet a nigga like me?"

416
00:20:22,358 --> 00:20:25,926
I even tried to make it work with
her moms, but her moms is a H-O-E.

417
00:20:25,928 --> 00:20:28,995
- So F-U-C-K her B-I-T-C-H-A-S-S.
- Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

418
00:20:30,499 --> 00:20:32,399
Gotta spell fast. She getting so smart.

419
00:20:32,401 --> 00:20:35,702
She know her ABBs and shit.
That's little Einstein, huh?

420
00:20:35,704 --> 00:20:37,870
Daddy's little Einstein.

421
00:20:37,872 --> 00:20:40,440
Anyway, bling your shit up, blood.

422
00:20:43,477 --> 00:20:46,512
Hey, and if it don't
work out, I got bitches.

423
00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:47,514
Cool.

424
00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:49,782
"Bool."

425
00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:59,057
I completely forgot about
the surveys these kids did.

426
00:20:59,096 --> 00:21:01,336
Yeah, well, they were
still in sealed envelopes.

427
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:05,330
The voice of the children. You
believe this? It's so telling.

428
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,432
And you were right, they did mostly list

429
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:10,368
basketball and football
in their interests.

430
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,370
Mostly spelled wrong, but still.

431
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,238
They wanna be part of a team.

432
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,074
Or they wanna take it out the
hood. Look at this question...

433
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,242
"What is something you'd like
We Got Y'all to do next year?"

434
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,878
- This is sad.
- "Take us to the Crenshaw mall."

435
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,680
"Go to Benihana's."

436
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,882
"Dave & Buster's."

437
00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:27,351
"Stand in line for Jordans."

438
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:29,853
These kids can't even
imagine past the 10 freeway.

439
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,690
No, I'm not... I'm not laughing at...

440
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,691
- That's... that's sad.
- It's sad.

441
00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:37,526
No, my friend grew up around here

442
00:21:37,528 --> 00:21:39,294
and she was talking about how
she never went to the beach

443
00:21:39,296 --> 00:21:40,996
- until college.
- No way.

444
00:21:40,998 --> 00:21:44,032
- Is she okay?
- Yeah, she's fine.

445
00:21:44,034 --> 00:21:46,736
- She's a lawyer, but...
- Okay.

446
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,371
I don't know,

447
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,539
what if we just took these
kids to the beach to start?

448
00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:53,408
You know, we could even do your
service idea and make it a...

449
00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:55,744
Beach cleanup.

450
00:21:55,746 --> 00:21:57,746
Word twins.

451
00:21:57,748 --> 00:21:58,880
Hello.

452
00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:01,750
- It's becoming our thing.
- Mm-mm.

453
00:22:06,723 --> 00:22:08,356
No, no, no, look,

454
00:22:08,358 --> 00:22:10,491
hands down, the worst
dating experience I've had...

455
00:22:10,493 --> 00:22:13,026
- Coffee Meets Bagel.
- Wait, worse than OkCupid?

456
00:22:13,028 --> 00:22:16,430
Listen, I've never had so
many women eyeing my shoe size

457
00:22:16,432 --> 00:22:18,131
and asking me, "So,
are the rumors true?"

458
00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:20,967
- Wait, about your...?
- Uh-huh.

459
00:22:20,969 --> 00:22:23,504
Yep, white girls have no shame.

460
00:22:23,506 --> 00:22:25,772
Oh, so you mostly date white girls?

461
00:22:25,774 --> 00:22:27,907
Not at all. I just
went through this period

462
00:22:27,909 --> 00:22:31,010
- where black women weren't feeling me.
- Now I know you lying.

463
00:22:31,012 --> 00:22:33,579
No, no, no, listen, you're
the first black woman

464
00:22:33,581 --> 00:22:35,014
who's responded to me in a minute.

465
00:22:35,016 --> 00:22:36,982
- I don't know what it is.
- Really?

466
00:22:36,984 --> 00:22:38,183
Really.

467
00:22:38,185 --> 00:22:39,752
Wow.

468
00:22:39,754 --> 00:22:42,021
You two, okay?

469
00:22:42,023 --> 00:22:45,123
You want some more wine
or are you in a rush?

470
00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,459
Sure, no rush here.

471
00:22:47,461 --> 00:22:49,260
Can we have your Argentinian Malbec?

472
00:22:49,262 --> 00:22:51,663
- Okay.
- Thanks, man. You're gonna like this.

473
00:22:51,665 --> 00:22:52,964
- Oh, am I?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

474
00:22:52,966 --> 00:22:54,566
Am I gonna like it like
I like your chicken?

475
00:22:54,568 --> 00:22:55,734
Uh, I mean, you know...

476
00:22:55,736 --> 00:22:57,502
- I mean, just a taste!
- You got pasta.

477
00:23:06,879 --> 00:23:08,712
- This was fun.
- Yeah!

478
00:23:08,714 --> 00:23:10,514
You wanna grab some coffee?

479
00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:12,783
Uh, definitely.

480
00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:18,154
You trying to fuck, though?

481
00:23:18,156 --> 00:23:21,123
- You motherfucker.
- All right.

482
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:23,793
You think that just 'cause
you know some fancy wine-speak,

483
00:23:23,795 --> 00:23:25,328
I'm just supposed to
let you take me home?

484
00:23:25,330 --> 00:23:27,564
What, three glasses of
Spanish wine means we fuck?

485
00:23:27,566 --> 00:23:29,599
Malbec's Argentinian, but...

486
00:23:29,601 --> 00:23:32,502
I spent all this time trying to
make sure that my pussy is fixed,

487
00:23:32,504 --> 00:23:35,871
but it turns out you are just like
every other single asshole out here.

488
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:38,774
I didn't break my pussy,
niggas like you broke my pussy.

489
00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:50,107
_

490
00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:02,663
So, I'm home.

491
00:24:02,665 --> 00:24:04,131
You still the same nigga?

492
00:24:04,133 --> 00:24:06,233
"Yep, but who else you gonna be with?"

493
00:24:06,235 --> 00:24:08,134
Oh, I got options, nigga. I got options.

494
00:24:08,136 --> 00:24:10,871
"So, you ready to talk now?"

495
00:24:10,873 --> 00:24:12,806
You ready to man-up now? Ha!

496
00:24:12,808 --> 00:24:15,208
You wasn't expecting
that, huh? That was good.

497
00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:18,111
That's, like, pow. "What's my mama
gonna say about us breaking up?"

498
00:24:18,113 --> 00:24:20,179
I don't give a shit
about your mama, nigga!

499
00:24:20,181 --> 00:24:22,048
She's really nice.

500
00:24:22,050 --> 00:24:25,584
"Where'd you put all my
shit?" In a box to the left.

501
00:24:25,586 --> 00:24:28,253
It's like a jungle sometimes, nigga.

502
00:24:28,255 --> 00:24:29,822
"So, you know I'm
gonna take all my DVDs."

503
00:24:29,824 --> 00:24:32,658
Don't nobody want your
Steve Harvey box set.

504
00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:34,359
"You know I'm still working
on my business plan."

505
00:24:34,361 --> 00:24:36,495
I got a plan... start the business.

506
00:24:36,497 --> 00:24:37,830
Nigga, how 'bout that?

507
00:24:37,832 --> 00:24:40,933
"Bitch you know I love
you." I love you, too.

508
00:24:54,648 --> 00:24:57,882
Hey, broken pussy!

509
00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:03,053
Jared.

510
00:25:03,055 --> 00:25:05,388
- Right, right.
- What's up?

511
00:25:05,390 --> 00:25:07,558
You got... you got a little...

512
00:25:07,608 --> 00:25:10,171
something all over your face.

513
00:25:10,335 --> 00:25:12,495
Okay, so you got jokes.

514
00:25:12,497 --> 00:25:15,198
Somebody runs out of a
club and don't say good-bye.

515
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,667
Yeah.

516
00:25:17,669 --> 00:25:20,436
- Uh, who is this?
- That's Flavor Flav.

517
00:25:20,438 --> 00:25:24,239
Oh, you should get a
Doberman and name him Chuck D.

518
00:25:24,241 --> 00:25:25,641
- Thank you.
- Real clever.

519
00:25:25,643 --> 00:25:27,577
I tried. Did a little something.

520
00:26:24,197 --> 00:26:26,698
Got an interview with
a headhunter tomorrow.

521
00:26:27,801 --> 00:26:29,001
That's great.

522
00:26:35,142 --> 00:26:39,177
I shouldn't have ignored you today.

523
00:26:42,515 --> 00:26:44,882
Thug Yoda spelled an
entire sentence today.

524
00:26:46,422 --> 00:26:47,455
For real?

525
00:26:48,937 --> 00:26:52,071
That's "brazy."

526
00:26:57,996 --> 00:27:00,229
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