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www.addic7ed.com
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Lawrence, it's me.
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I know you hate me right now.
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I hate me, too.
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But three days?
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Can we just talk?
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I'll do whatever it
takes. Just come home.
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I'm sorry.
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I miss you.
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Please call me back.
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I love you.
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Yeah, Craig. So, if you could get
that started, that would be great.
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After that, Lawrence, start
getting the project team
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looking at the public API documentation.
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Yeah, actually, that's what I'm
gonna show you by the end of the day.
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You know, I was thinking we could
replicate some of the things...
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Excuse me. Lawrence,
there's a delivery for you.
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Uh, excuse me, guys.
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So, what Lawrence was saying,
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at the verification three-step process,
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I was thinking that we could access
the multiple accounts with a single...
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- Hey!
- What are you doing here?
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I thought you might need some things
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while you're staying at Chad's.
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Uh, I brought you some toothpaste,
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some shaving cream,
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some panties.
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I'm just kidding. I
didn't get you panties.
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I was in a meeting, Issa.
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I'm sorry.
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I just needed to see you.
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- I... I made a mistake.
- Yeah, you fucking did.
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I... I still want us to work.
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Lawrence, just... just
give me a chance to fix this
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and I will...
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I'm in this.
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I... I love you.
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I gotta go.
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And stop fucking calling me.
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I'm done.
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I called the company, like, four times
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and we still haven't gotten
our deposit back on our chairs.
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I'm starting to think we
shouldn't have let people sit down.
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Mm-hmm.
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I just finished up my
donor thank-you calls.
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- How about you?
- Almost.
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Well, don't forget to call
yourself and say thank you.
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I know I will.
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Can't wait for you to get off.
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Hello?
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Bitch, you still mad?
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Hello? Can you... can you hear me?
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Yes, I heard you. What do you want?
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Oh, I was just calling to say hi
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and to thank you for your donation.
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Um, and I'm supposed to let you know
that your gift is tax deductible.
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I know. I donated last year.
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Is that all?
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Um, you still going
to Malibu this weekend?
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Of course. I was always going.
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I was on the fence,
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but, you know, it is
Kelli's birthday trip.
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You wanna go half on a
birthday gift this year?
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I already got her a gift.
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Okay, well, I guess I'll just get
her a gift card from Macaroni Grill.
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You know she love to
color on the placemats.
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Just hella excited.
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Do whatever you want,
Issa. You always do.
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- Okay. I guess I'll just...
- What was that?
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Yep! Gotta go. All
right, I gotta go. Bye.
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Okay.
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Shut the fuck up!
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Holy shit!
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Wow, are you kidding me with this shit?
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Oh!
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Here are the keys. Uh, Wi-Fi
password's on the fridge.
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I already started heating the pool.
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- And there's firewood by the casita.
- There's a casita?
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- Yeah.
- What is a casita?
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- She doesn't have nice things.
- I don't.
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- Have fun!
- Thank you.
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Okay, ladies.
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So, there's two bedrooms
downstairs. There's two upstairs.
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I'm gonna take the room upstairs
because I want the view, so...
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I'll take upstairs with you.
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Okay.
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You ever see someone
scream themself awake?
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No.
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I want y'all on your worst behavior
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'cause this weekend I'm
bringing back "We did say!"
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Oh, no. Not "we did say."
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- We are too old for that.
- Oh, no.
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You know the rules... no saying no.
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I'm not spending
another night in county.
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- Mm.
- It wasn't that bad!
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That's how Molly figured out
she wanted to be a lawyer.
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- We did say.
- Yo, I'm down.
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Okay, as long as it's
marriage-friendly, I'm down, too.
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Okay, it's my birthday, Tiffany.
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Fuck your marriage!
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- And, Issa, get off your phone!
- Right?
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Get off Shade Room.
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Uh-uh. What's going on between y'all?
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Nothing. I'm ready to
have fun with my girls.
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Yeah, me, too. I am down for whatever.
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Okay, Molly.
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I want you to touch that waiter's ass.
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We did say.
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Coming right up.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Molly, did you just touch his dick?
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Oh, she said be on your
worst behavior. I'm on mine.
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Ah! I love it!
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Turn my birthday into a lifestyle.
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Okay, Issa, your turn.
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Well, I didn't get you a
gift, so I guess I'm down.
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We did say.
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Bitch, I just said I was down.
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Ooh, my bad. I was
reading your eyebrows.
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They are very expressive.
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♪ Happy birthday to you... ♪
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- What?
- Hey!
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Kelli... ♪
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That's me!
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♪ Happy birthday to... ♪
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Shut up.
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Y'all know I wished for dick.
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Oh, man, I needed this.
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Since I got engaged,
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all I do is look at flowers and
taste test little cakes and shit.
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It's like I'm really getting married.
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Yo, you know what's crazy?
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Issa and I just looked at rings, too.
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Fuck.
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Shit's just fucked up, man.
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I'm not saying I got
shit together for her,
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but I got shit together for her, man.
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So, what?
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You really done with the ole girl?
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- Y'all got history, man.
- Oh, if you was me,
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could you just be like, "Hey, you fucked
another nigga, but it's all right"?
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Hell, the fuck no.
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Shit, I almost punched a dude
at Whole Foods the other day
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'cause he asked Leah if she
wanted him to double bag it.
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But you a different
type of dude than me.
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In what way?
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My heart pumps cold.
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And you an "R&B, singing all
your feelings" type nigga.
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That's cool. That's you.
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I like you for that.
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Fuck that.
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Yo, you know what? Fuck
all this sad shit, man.
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Hey, call Brandon and Mike,
and let's go out tomorrow.
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Let's go to a club, something.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, man.
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All right.
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Hell, yeah.
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- Okay.
- Oh, shit!
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- This is my song!
- Oh, girl, we did say!
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- Yes, we did!
- Okay.
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Get it, get it, get it.
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Hey, how y'all doing?
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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Are you Jill Scott? You
look just like Jill Scott.
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Oh, my God, you look
just like "Twilight"...
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- okay?
- Okay.
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You okay?
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I'm great.
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So, what's Lawrence got
planned for this weekend?
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He's chilling.
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Well, I know he misses you.
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Yeah.
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Be right back.
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Those college boys are
really trying to get it.
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- Girl, they are not the only ones.
- Okay!
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- We did say!
- Are you getting any reception in here?
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Ugh, yes.
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If Derek texts me one more time...
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I tell him I'm okay,
but he still worries.
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- He's so extra.
- Yeah, he is.
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This song goes out to my
girl, Kelli, on her birthday!
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- Whoo!
- Oh, shit!
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- Hey, get it, Kelli!
- This is my jam.
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Issa, come on, dance!
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- Okay.
- We did say!
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Oh, thank you!
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Okay, girl, you're missing your mouth.
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Then they're gonna have to wipe it down.
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Yes.
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Molly, what are you doing?
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I'm rolling with Kelli. What?
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Are you really about to go
off with that baby of a man?
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Look, this isn't "we did say."
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- You don't have to do this.
- Oh, I know. I want to.
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You know, it's not like
I'm trying to keep a nigga.
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You know me.
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So, uh, should I play some
music or something like that?
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I have, like, a week left on my
trial subscription to TIDAL, like...
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Shut the fuck up.
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So, you and Molly really
went in last night, huh?
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Yeah, but my ass ended up facedown
on my bed alone, drawers still on.
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I mean, I bought that little
boy hella drinks last night.
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Men these days are hella trifling.
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Just be thankful you have Lawrence.
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Yeah.
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What's wrong?
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Something going on
with you and Lawrence?
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You know how I've been super down
on Lawrence for a minute, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, we...
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The other day, some shit went down...
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Girl, did he hit you?
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What? No.
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Okay, I like Lawrence, but I
will go ape on that nigga, okay?
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- Does he have a car?
- Kelli.
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I know he has a car. You know what?
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- I'm gonna fuck that up first.
- He did not hit me.
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Okay? We're... we're just going through
this, like, really rough patch...
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You're pregnant. I knew it.
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I bet Tiffany you would slip up.
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And as much as I need that
$100, I'm not trying...
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I'm not pregnant, okay?
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And you know what? I...
I'm just... I'm tripping.
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It's fine. Don't even trip.
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Then why you get me all
upset for no... for no reason?
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I'm sorry for making this about me.
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Yeah, make it about... it's my birthday.
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Yeah.
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It'll be about you if you
get hit or have a baby.
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Do you... do you listen to yourself?
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All the time. I have a podcast.
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- Of course these heifers are late.
- Ugh, who cares?
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They're probably at the crib passed out.
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I mean, no shade, but just
once, can they not be basic?
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Right? Issa always trying to judge
somebody for how they live their life,
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but this bitch is too
afraid to live her own.
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"You're doing too much." Shut up!
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I mean, you know how
your ratchet friends are.
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Mm.
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Look who showed up. Where's Kelli?
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She's resting.
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She said she'll meet
us at the hot tub later.
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Next up is our 2013 Zin.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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- I think I taste stone fruit.
- Mm.
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And a little bit of pepper.
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Yes! I tasted it, too!
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- Look at us.
- I taste wine.
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Mm.
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Hey, this nigga stupid, though.
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But you know what?
I'm telling the truth!
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These new black bitches,
man, they be on some bullshit.
254
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,364
Because half of them didn't
have no daddy in the house.
255
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,530
They don't know what a real
relationship's supposed to look like.
256
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,279
Hey, I tell Candace all the time,
257
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,400
"Hey, sometimes marriage sucks.
258
00:17:11,455 --> 00:17:13,245
- "Deal with it."
- You know what it is?
259
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:16,359
These women today, they wanna be the
woman and the man in the relationship.
260
00:17:16,384 --> 00:17:17,704
That's why they ass
ain't never satisfied.
261
00:17:17,729 --> 00:17:19,332
They some "never happy" bitches.
262
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,872
Issa was like that all
the fucking time, man.
263
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,126
It was either some shit about
work or some shit about me.
264
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,339
It was like, fuck! Just chill.
265
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,048
Hey, they don't make black
women like they used to.
266
00:17:28,073 --> 00:17:30,720
My grandmama was a rider. She
ain't leave 'cause she wasn't happy.
267
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:33,339
Exactly! My granddad used to
cheat on my grandma all the time.
268
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,006
Nigga had a second
family and everything.
269
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,514
She stuck with him till the end.
270
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,165
Damn, her pussy fat.
271
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:40,477
Yeah.
272
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,598
I know it don't seem like it right now,
273
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,900
but, my nigga, it's gonna be
popping for you in the streets.
274
00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:45,906
What you mean?
275
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,642
Shit flipped back in niggas' favor now.
276
00:17:47,884 --> 00:17:50,322
All the girls that were in their
20s, used to be all picky and shit,
277
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,821
they in their 30s and 40s
now and thirsty as fuck.
278
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,189
Man, come on.
279
00:17:54,214 --> 00:17:56,454
Mike, show him the girl
you were just fucking with.
280
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,913
- Mm.
- Show him the bitch.
281
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:01,998
- Damn!
- Mm-hmm.
282
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,703
- So, it's like that?
- Damn!
283
00:18:03,728 --> 00:18:05,298
Man, I tell a girl out the gate,
284
00:18:05,323 --> 00:18:07,498
"You ain't suck dick on the first
date, I ain't fucking with you."
285
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,415
♪ And they do! ♪
286
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,798
Hey.
287
00:18:19,111 --> 00:18:21,431
I got you. Come on.
288
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,017
Yeah, my man!
289
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,483
Man!
290
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,272
- Yes!
- You better get it!
291
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,145
- My man! He ain't gonna do shit.
- Probably not.
292
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,282
Ain't doing shit at all.
293
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,125
You're cute.
294
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,550
Oh, shit. My bad.
295
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:58,934
You're one of those nice guys, huh?
296
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,012
Nah.
297
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,267
- Nah?
- Nah.
298
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,389
Then show me.
299
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,488
What about him?
300
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,824
He's cool.
301
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,673
I can have fun with that.
302
00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:30,328
How much fun?
303
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,423
That depends.
304
00:19:37,374 --> 00:19:38,381
On what?
305
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,678
On how much you want it.
306
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,602
200 for head, 400 to fuck.
307
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,149
Tomorrow, we can just chill.
308
00:19:53,174 --> 00:19:55,027
So, I was thinking we could
leave after, like, a late brunch.
309
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,322
I know this really cute... oh, my God!
310
00:19:58,221 --> 00:20:00,042
Bitch, we did say!
311
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:02,363
Oh, my God. Why you looking
at me like you Stacey Dash
312
00:20:02,388 --> 00:20:04,172
and I just told you you black?
313
00:20:04,197 --> 00:20:05,454
- God.
- None of that.
314
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,866
Marriage has made you boring. Issa,
it's your turn next. We did say.
315
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,457
Uh, no, we didn't. I'm good, thanks.
316
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,962
Whatever. I'll take her go.
317
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,594
And can y'all make it good this time?
318
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,446
- Challenge a ho.
- Okay.
319
00:20:16,478 --> 00:20:19,098
I mean, we can't really top what
you did with that guy last night.
320
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,755
Don't be mad 'cause I got game.
321
00:20:23,362 --> 00:20:25,735
You know what? Give her something.
322
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,889
New Molly's got it.
323
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,539
Yes. Yes, she does.
324
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:37,527
So, we just... we
just all gonna sit here
325
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,700
and pretend new Molly
ain't the same bitch
326
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,820
that we've known for forever?
327
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,117
I wasn't gonna say anything,
328
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,411
but, like, how is new Molly different?
329
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,905
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, I embrace who I am, okay?
330
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:53,383
I do what I want and I do not
give a fuck what anybody thinks.
331
00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:56,877
Old boy from the club was
cute, so I got with him.
332
00:20:56,923 --> 00:21:00,053
But that's what you always do.
333
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,183
No, no, no.
334
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,727
- Now she embraces it.
- Oh!
335
00:21:04,752 --> 00:21:07,719
So, new Molly sabotages
her life on purpose.
336
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,678
Oh! Okay, okay, okay.
337
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:13,517
So, new Molly chooses for niggas
to walk up out of her life.
338
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,734
- Got it. Cool, cool, cool.
- Cool.
339
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,172
'Kay, 'kay, 'kay.
340
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:22,288
Kelli, why are you always
coming for somebody?
341
00:21:22,313 --> 00:21:24,071
Why you coming at me?
342
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,077
Because you make everything a joke.
343
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,039
Like, you're 30 and you
fucking act like you're 19.
344
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,134
- Mm.
- And, bitch,
345
00:21:30,159 --> 00:21:31,921
why do you always miss
your big-ass mouth?
346
00:21:31,946 --> 00:21:34,791
- I don't know!
- Kelli, you are a mess.
347
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,786
No, you are, okay?
348
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,628
'Cause you're always
telling somebody what to do
349
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:39,883
or reading everybody.
350
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,924
And meanwhile, your codependent ass
351
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,138
can't even take a shit
without asking your man first.
352
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:53,180
Well, at least I'm not up here
pretending I have a man when I don't.
353
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,306
Yeah, I know that you
and Lawrence broke up.
354
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,789
- Wait, what?
- Why?
355
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:58,364
Because she cheated on him.
356
00:21:58,393 --> 00:21:59,578
Lawrence found out about you and Daniel?
357
00:21:59,603 --> 00:22:00,627
You fucked Daniel?
358
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,573
- I don't wanna talk about this.
- That's who it was?
359
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,110
Derek did not tell me that.
360
00:22:04,135 --> 00:22:05,217
Shit, what happened?
361
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,110
I said I don't wanna
talk about it, okay?
362
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,852
Is that why Lawrence hit you?
363
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,409
Kelli, shut the fuck up.
364
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,414
- I mean...
- Oh, shit!
365
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:19,743
Damn.
366
00:22:19,768 --> 00:22:21,554
Why the fuck would you
say something like that?
367
00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:23,471
It's the facts.
368
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,386
- Hey.
- Hey.
369
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:36,396
It's so good to hear your voice.
370
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:42,281
Uh, I'm really glad you called.
371
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,864
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
372
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,962
You?
373
00:22:49,987 --> 00:22:52,523
No, but...
374
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,985
Um, do you need anything?
375
00:22:58,609 --> 00:23:01,401
- I'm good.
- Okay.
376
00:23:02,453 --> 00:23:05,129
- And Chad's good?
- Chad is fine.
377
00:23:06,477 --> 00:23:09,966
Sleeping on his couch isn't, but, yeah.
378
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:13,774
Well, um, you know,
I'm gone till Monday,
379
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:17,940
so if you wanna stay at the apartment,
380
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,730
you know, it's quiet.
381
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,141
All right.
382
00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:32,872
Are you okay?
383
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:36,912
- You already asked me that.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
384
00:23:42,174 --> 00:23:43,883
I miss you.
385
00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:49,542
I miss you, too.
386
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,179
I don't know, maybe...
387
00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:59,909
maybe we should talk when you get home.
388
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:02,612
Yeah.
389
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:06,316
Okay, let... let's do that.
390
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,572
All right.
391
00:24:09,724 --> 00:24:11,210
Okay, bye.
392
00:24:11,235 --> 00:24:12,561
Bye.
393
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,066
I wanna prank call
Derek. Give me your phone.
394
00:24:23,091 --> 00:24:25,046
- I wanna be you.
- You can never be me.
395
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,549
- I will try.
- Whatever.
396
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:29,221
- Guys, I need to go home.
- What, now?
397
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:32,542
Yeah. Lawrence wants to
talk and I need to see him.
398
00:24:33,003 --> 00:24:35,056
It's 1:00 in the morning.
399
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:37,152
I'm too drunk to do anything.
400
00:24:41,704 --> 00:24:43,304
You know what? It's fine.
401
00:24:43,329 --> 00:24:44,959
I'll figure it out.
402
00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:49,595
I'm not trying to get another DUI.
403
00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:51,568
No, you do not need another one.
404
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:54,486
And another one and another one.
405
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:57,035
And another one!
406
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,621
40 minutes?
407
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,536
Fucking Uber.
408
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:03,825
Shit.
409
00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:13,013
Come on.
410
00:25:35,018 --> 00:25:36,829
We're almost there.
411
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,539
Yeah.
412
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,331
You know what you're
gonna say when you see him?
413
00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:45,917
I don't know.
414
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,710
Practice on me.
415
00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:02,234
- I'm so sorry...
- Fuck you!
416
00:26:02,259 --> 00:26:04,189
- What the fuck?!
- Worst-case scenario, girl.
417
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,204
I'm just trying to keep you
woke. All right, try it again.
418
00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:17,399
I'm really sorry for hurting you.
419
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:22,391
And I can't imagine my life without you.
420
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:25,748
You're my best friend and...
421
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,446
you're my body goals.
422
00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:43,451
You were right about me.
423
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,849
I'm a fucking mess.
424
00:26:48,316 --> 00:26:51,566
I just... I don't wanna
be who y'all think I am.
425
00:26:52,015 --> 00:26:53,435
So, don't be.
426
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:54,710
How?
427
00:26:55,950 --> 00:26:57,120
You asking me?
428
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:05,404
But I'ma be here while
you figure it out.
429
00:27:09,701 --> 00:27:12,755
So, can we be friends again, or...?
430
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:16,146
Bitch, I am on the PCH
at 2:00 in the morning.
431
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:23,639
Hello?
432
00:27:23,664 --> 00:27:25,894
Y'all really just took my car?!
433
00:27:25,919 --> 00:27:27,563
Give me the phone! Kelli!
434
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,555
FYI, don't speed.
435
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:32,317
I got edibles under the seat.
436
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,650
- This bitch.
- Bye-bye.
437
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,179
I knew she was high the whole trip.
438
00:27:36,204 --> 00:27:37,905
The whole fucking trip!
439
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:39,408
You want an edible, though?
440
00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:41,120
Nigga!
- No?
441
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,607
I seen this bitch at the market.
442
00:27:42,632 --> 00:27:43,910
She is a bad-ass, my nigga.
443
00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:45,577
I'm tapping on her should...
444
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,661
- What up, blood?
- Yeah.
445
00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,788
What's racking, big man?
446
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,665
Nigga, you know I smashed that, too.
447
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:54,552
- Oh, what the hell, blood?
- Man, I'm strapped.
448
00:28:27,118 --> 00:28:28,427
Text me when you get home.
449
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:36,972
Oh, baby, yes!
450
00:30:02,403 --> 00:30:04,583
I know.
451
00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:23,822
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