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The son of country music singer
Colt Montana has died.

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Colton Montana Jr. was killed

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while serving
his country in Iraq.

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Everybody!

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Wa-hoo!

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Thank you, Tucson!

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Play me off, boys, play me off.

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Thank you!

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Thank you!

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I've managed
all the greats, love.

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Of course you know that.

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Smash it, baby, smash it!

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Of course, anyway,

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Colt won't get out of bed
for less than 100 grand.

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Put it on my room, love;
11111. Thank you.

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Call me tomorrow,
we'll close the deal.

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I love you, bye.

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Sevens, mate! Woo!

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Jeez...

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Colt.

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You've got a coupla guests
who'd like to meet ya, mate.

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Yeah.

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Thank you, gentlemen.

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Thanks again.

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Make sure the casino's
nice to these folks, okay?

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Put 'em on the right
slot machine!

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Not the left one!

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Yeah.

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So, mate, how you feeling?

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Oh, better 'n some,
worse than others.

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Those things're gonna
kill you, ya know.

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I am moderating, okay?

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Brilliant job.

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Baby!

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That was such a good show!

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How are you?!

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Ooh, naughty!

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All right, you caught me.
You caught me.

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Okay, the casino is having
their slot mania tonight

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and you know what I say...

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I do, I do...

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When the slots are spinning,
Colt is winning!

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All right, all right,
you just take all y'all

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and go on outta here.

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I'll get cleaned up in the room and
I'll meet you in the casino, okay?

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I'll warm it up!
You warm it up!

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So cute! Uh!

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Oh!

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Christ!

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So we've, uh, got a
radio interview on K-PIG

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at seven tomorrow, then?

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In the morning?

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Yeah. It's the #1 morning show.

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I had to kiss the station
manager's ass to get booked.

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I'll kiss your ass
to get it canceled.

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Oh? Cheers.

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Any word from the boys?

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Umm,

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no, not yet. I'll track
them down again tomorrow.

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Anyway, I've, uh,

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I got a meetin' with
the label next month.

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The label? Why?

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We both know you've got

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one more great hit
record left in you.

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You... You... You walk
a fine line between

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optimism and stupidity,
my friend.

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Save that! It could be
a cut on the next record!

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And there's a fabulous article
in <i>Country Music Milestones</i>.

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They said...

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Colt...?

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Colt!

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Oh, dear God!

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Oh, there you go.

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Thank you, chica.

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Ooh. You see the <i>culo</i>
on that one?

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Mm!

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That's my wife!

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That... That lady right there.

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The one that I just...?

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And a lovely wife she is.

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Conquian.

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Shit!

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I've been fishin' for
an eight this entire game.

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You been fishin'
an empty river, boy.

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There's no eights in Conquian.

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You coulda told me
that, ya know.

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The only eight is in
the 8,000 you now owe me.

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All right.

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Amigos.

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Whatever the total is,
I can assure you, all right.

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Mi padre is good for it.

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He thinks you pay me the 8,000.

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Now!

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Ohh...

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Eight thousand.

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Amigo.

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Okay! Nope, okay.
Definitely eight.

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Can I at least finish my beer?

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Okay, no beer then.

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Oh, tequila. I will take
a tequila, thank you.

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Take 'em!

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No need for the push!

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Man, you... ain't gotta
push me, all right.

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Move it!

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You got rough hands,
man, you know that?

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All right!

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Thank you.

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God!

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All right...

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Now that we've got this
"no eights" shit sorted out,

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I'm ready to clean
your ass, amigo.

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When's the next game?

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Depends how this game goes, boy.

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Touché.

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Move it!

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Okay! I'm...

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Ah. J-Just... just...

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Can I get... Can I get a
little privacy?! Okay?

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Let's go!

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All right!

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Move those fingers
before I bust them!

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All right, I don't know
what the problem is,

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but I can assure you fellas
I'm good for it, okay, I just...

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I need to make a phone call.

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The time for calling
has passed, amigo!

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Okay. All right, ahh...

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Get him, <i>pendejo</i>!

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Get him!

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There you are, <i>puto</i>!

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Get in, Mav!

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Get your ass in
here, mate! Christ.

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Ward! Dude! You have no idea
how happy I am to see you, man!

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Oh! God, how did
you find me here?

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How did you think?
I tracked your credit card.

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Yeah, about that...

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Dude, somethin's up.
Dad's card got declined.

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I know, that's why I'm here.

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Good. I mean, you know
I got a couple of irons

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in the fire as far as the whole
personal income thing goes,

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but if you could get
that card up and runnin',

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that would be beautiful.

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Yeah... Mav...

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Your Dad...

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Yeah?

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He's dead.

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What are you doing?

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What does it look
like I'm doin'?

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Yeah, I'm not a sex doll, Tally.

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Hey, you keep sayin'
you want a family.

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My engine is running.

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Yeah, I have to go work out
before I go to the office.

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Sex can be a workout.

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You're funny.

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I...

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I'm your hammer!
I'm your hammer!

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That's it!

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And three... two...

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Done!

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God! He's...

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He's in incredible shape!

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You keep sayin' that.

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Yeah.

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But so are you,
though. You look good.

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I'm so sweaty.

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Well, that's how I like it!

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I know. I need a shower.

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Great!

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Alone.

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Come on, I'm gonna
be late for work!

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Okay, I get it.

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I promise I'll have
more time this weekend.

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Okay...

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It's a date.

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Wow, you look
beautiful as ever today.

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Kissing my ass
this early in the morning

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means you want something,
so what's on your agenda?

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Ha! That's...

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That's the big question,
isn't it?

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Look, as you know, I'm married
to your beautiful daughter.

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Mm.

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And look,
I've been a good soldier

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for the family company.

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Well, that's debatable.

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Debatable?!

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Sorry. Look, look, all I
wanna do is talk about this

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restitution judgment against me.

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Oh, yes, well, there is that.

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You know <i>you</i> advised
your clients

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to make excessive
investments and trades

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just so <i>you</i> could make
more commissions.

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Hmm. Because <i>you</i> told me to.

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Yeah, I am sure I have no clue
what you're talking about.

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I'm not wearing a wire, Audrey.

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All right, honey.

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What's the ruling?

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Two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars in seven days

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or I go to jail.

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Sounds like playground
scare tactics to me.

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They sound pretty serious.

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Your father's rich.

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Why don't you just ask
him for the money?

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Look, with all due respect,
I would rather go to jail.

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Well, with all due respect,

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you may have to
swallow your pride.

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So, you would rather

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watch your son-in-law be
hauled away by the feds?

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Well, I suppose that

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could be a bit of a scar
on the old family firm.

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Yeah. Big one.

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So, if you just
loan me the money,

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all this goes away.

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It's a lot of money, Tally.

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Audrey, it is.

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And think about how that
money could go to, say...

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raising a child.

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You and Jennifer are
starting a family?

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Yes, we are. And that's why
I don't wanna tell her

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about all this SEC stuff...

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'cause it's just gonna
stress her out.

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And you know what they say?

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Stress is nature's spermicide.

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They say that, do they?

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They do.

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All right.

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Let me be the spermicide
to your stress.

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That means I'm going to
cover your nut for the SEC.

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Audrey, yes! Oh!

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I... I don't know how to
thank you. Come here!

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No, no, no.

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Sorry.

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But, a first grandchild.

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That would be it!

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Will do. I'm gonna go get
started on that right away.

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I love you! Thank you!

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Good seeing you, as always.

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No clue.

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Honey, I hope you're ready,

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'cause I am in a fantastic...

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mood.

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Ward.

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What you doin' here?

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I'm... uh. I'm afraid
I've got some bad news.

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Your dad.

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He passed away.

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Thought you had
some bad news. Ha.

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Tally.

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What? The guy's an asshole.
What do you want me to say?

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Beer?

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Beer.

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Honey?

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Tally, stop!

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Jen...

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how would you like
me to react, huh?

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Sobbing would be nice.

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You did just find out
that your father died.

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Whatever.

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Look, if you're here to ask me
where Mav is, I have no idea.

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I've got a bead on Mav.

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I'm sorry I can't go with
you to the will reading.

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I'm lead counsel on
the telecom merger.

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You understand, right?

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I get back tomorrow,
so I'll see you then.

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Okay. See ya.

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Oh... Baby...

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Lawrence Graves' office.

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One moment, please.

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00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:27,975
Ah... hi?

268
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:28,850
Tally!

269
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:29,643
Hey.

270
00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:30,726
Come here! Come to Mama!

271
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,521
Okay. Heh. Hi.

272
00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:33,188
Tally!

273
00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:34,272
Hey. Okay?

274
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:36,357
Oh... Oh, baby boy!

275
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,275
Yeah.

276
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:39,151
You look...

277
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,527
Well, as expected.

278
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,030
Thank you!

279
00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:41,447
Yeah.

280
00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:42,864
Thank you guys for coming.

281
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:46,826
Uh, yeah, he figured I owed
him that much, so...

282
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,119
Now how is my ex-girlfriend
doing, by the way?

283
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,579
When you gonna let that go?

284
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,789
You dated her for like a second.

285
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,292
Just never figured you one
for sloppy seconds, that's all.

286
00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,044
Guys, stop!

287
00:13:56,045 --> 00:13:59,507
Everybody is somebody's
sloppy seconds!

288
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,175
Sorry.

289
00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:05,177
She's right. What do you
say we conduct ourselves

290
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,472
with a modicum of civility
just this once?

291
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:09,182
I can do that.

292
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:11,309
Good. After today, we never
have to see each other again.

293
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,769
Aw, it's really tragic. Really.

294
00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:15,230
Civility! Civility.

295
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,027
What?

296
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,487
Nothin'. I just can't
believe you're wearing

297
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,949
cut-off sleeves right now.

298
00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:27,157
It's typical. It's real typical.

299
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,242
You haven't seen
me in two years,

300
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,161
and the first thing you do is
you take a shot at my threads.

301
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:30,787
We're at a funeral.

302
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,413
- -Guys!
- -Real mature.

303
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,330
It is not a funeral.

304
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:33,581
You know that.
Dad didn't want a funeral.

305
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:34,375
Same difference.
He wanted a will reading.

306
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,292
You're dressed like
you're going to

307
00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:37,501
a <i>Duck Dynasty</i> family reunion.

308
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:38,836
At least my tears
are real, Tally.

309
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:39,422
Whatever.

310
00:14:39,423 --> 00:14:42,882
Okay, guys, can you
bury the hammer?

311
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:43,883
The hatchet.

312
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:44,843
You need...

313
00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:46,302
You need to bury the hatchet.

314
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,137
You bury the t...

315
00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:48,763
Y-You know, the thing?

316
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,807
It's real good to see you, Mav.

317
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,517
Glad to see you
haven't changed a bit.

318
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,063
Right back at ya, buddy-boy.

319
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,772
It's really good
to see you, Maxi.

320
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:02,317
Oh, come to Step-Mommy!
Oh, poor baby.

321
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,027
You look amazing, by the way.

322
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:04,822
Oh! Oh! Okay!

323
00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:05,738
Maxi!

324
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,073
Hi!

325
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,496
This is, uh, Lawrence Graves,
Colt's attorney.

326
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:14,581
Hi, everybody.

327
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:16,457
I'm sorry we had to meet
under these circumstances,

328
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:19,711
but I appreciate everybody
making the effort.

329
00:15:19,712 --> 00:15:22,462
Colt had a very
specific way in which

330
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,966
he wanted his will to be read.

331
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,467
In fact,

332
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,720
I'm gonna let him
read it to you.

333
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,432
This thing even on?

334
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,976
Hello?

335
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,145
Yeah.

336
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,689
Well, hi there.

337
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,066
I figure if you're watchin' this

338
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,984
then that means I must've
already gone off

339
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,987
to that big show in the sky.

340
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,281
Oh my God!
He's afraid of heights!

341
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,449
So that means yer sittin' there

342
00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,034
wonderin' what in
the hell is in it for you,

343
00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:55,162
so why don't we get down
to brass tacks, shall we?

344
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,456
First...

345
00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:57,749
Maxi.

346
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,041
You have given me
some of the most

347
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,253
amazing memories of my life.

348
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:04,506
You might be dumber
than a box of rocks,

349
00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:06,382
but you are my box of rocks.

350
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:09,552
I'm your box of rocks.

351
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:11,887
Everybody has to be wonderin'.

352
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,097
She's got a 4-carat
diamond ring,

353
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:17,811
she's got those fantastic fake
titties that I bought her...

354
00:16:17,812 --> 00:16:19,396
What in the world
do you leave a woman

355
00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:22,522
who's got the entire world
by the short 'n curlies?

356
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,899
I don't know... What?

357
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,568
My house in Vegas, that's what!

358
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,696
Yes! That is all yours, darlin'!

359
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,156
I know that you
like nothin' better

360
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,324
than to swim naked in
that pool back there.

361
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,035
And you ought to.

362
00:16:33,036 --> 00:16:34,869
It's your best hobby,
and you're damn good at it!

363
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,329
But you know this.

364
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:39,582
I'll be lookin' down
at you spread eagle.

365
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,376
Thank you, Big Devil!

366
00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:44,712
I'm gonna swim naked as
a jaybird, just for you!

367
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,256
Uh!

368
00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:48,132
Now the way I figure it,

369
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,634
Colt Jr. and I are
sittin' together,

370
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:52,762
drinkin' tequila shooters
at the pearly gates' bar.

371
00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:54,889
Which leaves my other two sons.

372
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,766
Tally, let's face it.

373
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,351
There's a 50/50 chance
whether or not

374
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,144
you're even in this room today.

375
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,731
Son, you got your
mother's stubbornness.

376
00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:03,815
And Mav.

377
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:07,652
Buddy, you're just a 100%,
first class screw up.

378
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:13,116
You be damn proud.
You got that from me.

379
00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:16,119
Now I coulda been
a better father.

380
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,871
Sure, but this isn't
about me anymore,

381
00:17:17,872 --> 00:17:19,997
it's about you.

382
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,499
So listen up.

383
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,209
If you want my share
of the loot,

384
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,379
then you're gonna
have to work for it.

385
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:29,006
Both of you are going
on a little road trip.

386
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,509
And don't go thinkin' about one
of you doin' it on your own.

387
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,261
It's not gonna work that way.

388
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:35,262
At each one of the stops
is a briefcase.

389
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:39,016
On each one of the briefcases
are two thumbprint scanners.

390
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,017
You have to put
one thumb on one side,

391
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,394
one thumb on the other side.

392
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,397
When you do...

393
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,939
little sucker'll pop right open.

394
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,984
Ah! I know what you're thinkin'.

395
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,819
Mav, you cannot lift
your brother's fingerprint

396
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,154
and put it on the scanner.

397
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,697
Doesn't work that way.

398
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,907
Oh, and you're each gonna get
one of my motorcycles to ride.

399
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,994
That's the first part
of your inheritance.

400
00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,202
You want the rest,

401
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,164
gonna have to work for it.

402
00:18:01,165 --> 00:18:03,249
All right. Good luck, boys.

403
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,001
Try not to kill each other.

404
00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,337
Colt out!

405
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,257
Heh.

406
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,763
No. This is insane.

407
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,391
Tally...

408
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:21,810
Excuse me.

409
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,896
Tally! Wait! Tally.

410
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:26,897
Ward, look, I appreciate
everything you done for us,

411
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,566
but I never asked for one
thing when Dad was alive,

412
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,401
and I sure as hell don't
need it now that he's dead.

413
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,277
Tally, you think
I'm happy about this?

414
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,779
We have to.
It's what Dad wanted.

415
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,197
You don't care
about what Dad wanted.

416
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,199
You just need your inheritance

417
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,909
now that your
bank account is dead.

418
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:38,535
Good luck to you.

419
00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:39,619
You stuck-up piece of sh...

420
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,119
Mav!

421
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,248
Drama queens. Both of you!

422
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:53,924
Ripped and toned.

423
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,759
Ripped and toned.

424
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,302
Ripped and toned.

425
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,097
Ripped and toned.

426
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:05,144
- -Hammer!
- -I'm your hammer.

427
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,396
I'm your hammer!

428
00:19:06,397 --> 00:19:07,397
I'm comin'!

429
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,357
Nail me!

430
00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:10,441
I'm your hammer!
I'm your hammer!

431
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:10,983
Nail me!

432
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:11,983
Jen?!

433
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,447
Richie Stone?!

434
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,282
I want a divorce.

435
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,827
Damn!

436
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:30,962
Hello?

437
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:35,091
Tally. In light of our
current circumstances,

438
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:36,884
I'm afraid I'm
just gonna have to

439
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,594
cancel our little arrangement.

440
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:39,428
Wait. What?

441
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,722
I'm so sorry. And you're fired.

442
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,016
Audrey! Don't you...!

443
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,519
Don't you hang up.
Oh my God. Oh my God.

444
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,271
Yeah, you would hang up
on me, wouldn't ya? Huh?

445
00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:49,981
Yeah.

446
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,147
Oh, no, no, no.

447
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,191
Goodbye.

448
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,109
Hey, if you think you can
get away with this, honey,

449
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,529
you are sorely, sorely mistaken.

450
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:58,447
Because if I go to jail, you're
gonna be sitting right there

451
00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,574
next to me! You understand that?

452
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:03,537
Huh? You... Stupid! Stupid!

453
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,541
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah!

454
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,752
Yeah, that got your
attention, didn't it?!

455
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,963
Tally?

456
00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:17,841
Ward? Sorry, man, I...

457
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,176
I thought you were
somebody else.

458
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,677
No. I got your message.

459
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,055
What's the haps, mate?

460
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,557
Look...

461
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,142
Suppose...

462
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:27,602
Yeah?

463
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:30,104
I did wanna collect
my inheritance.

464
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,606
There's gotta be a way
out of this road trip.

465
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:33,483
I don't think so.

466
00:20:33,484 --> 00:20:36,486
Your dad arranged it all
through his attorney.

467
00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:38,279
Creep.

468
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,614
You're sure?

469
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:40,407
I'm sure.

470
00:20:40,408 --> 00:20:41,907
You're like really sure?

471
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:42,992
I'm like sure.

472
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:44,702
One hundred percent positive?

473
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:48,457
I'm as positive as I am
that "Jimmy Cracked Corn"!

474
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:51,082
That's hilarious,
Ward. Hilarious.

475
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:51,585
Thank you.

476
00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:54,002
Look, hey, I don't even know
how to ride a motorcycle.

477
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,796
Well, Jack Kerouac.

478
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,049
You must get on the road.

479
00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,760
Safe travels.

480
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,802
That's a nice office you got.

481
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,221
Yeah, I got ten of 'em.

482
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,849
I'm gonna franchise.

483
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,851
Oh, look who decided to show up.

484
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,354
I'm just doing this
so you can get your money.

485
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:12,812
Wouldn't want you
dyin' on the streets.

486
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,564
Oh, how thoughtful.

487
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,526
Here's your motorcycle permit.

488
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,569
Don't I got to take
a test for this?

489
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,071
You already did.

490
00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:20,655
Remember?

491
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:21,740
Oh.

492
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:28,162
Mmm. Would you
look at that custom.

493
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:29,329
It's bitchin', right?

494
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,247
It's just like Colt Jr.'s.
Except Colt Jr.'s

495
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,334
had chicks hanging off the
side like barnacles, right?

496
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,878
Yeah, whatever.

497
00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:39,506
Oh, shit.

498
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,342
That one's mine, isn't it?

499
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,761
Yup. It's good.
If you have a vagina.

500
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:44,553
Shut it.

501
00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:45,887
It's nice.
It's got training wheels.

502
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,222
- -I said shut it!
- -Boys. Boys!

503
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,599
Quit fighting like
little girls. Okay?

504
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,851
Okay. Thumbprints here and here.

505
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:52,145
Here we go.

506
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,484
Well, well.

507
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,736
If this video is playin',

508
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:01,737
and you are watching it,

509
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,406
that means that you're together.

510
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:05,157
And that's a start.

511
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,909
Now. Your mission,

512
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,872
should you decide
to accept it...

513
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:16,919
I've always wanted to say that.

514
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,587
I have! Okay...

515
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:19,422
Sorry.

516
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:22,049
I want you to take I-40
on past Wickenburg Road.

517
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,176
You are looking for...

518
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,094
"1014 Pine Creek Road."

519
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:28,056
Where you will meet
your Uncle Elmer.

520
00:22:28,057 --> 00:22:29,139
For real?

521
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,849
I thought it'd be a
good idea for you boys

522
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,434
to get reacquainted
with the kind of stock

523
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:33,978
you come from.

524
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:38,149
Let's get this misery over with.

525
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,402
Call me if you need
anything, eh.

526
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,530
Dammit!

527
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,908
Stupid ass!

528
00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,203
Ahh!

529
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:58,043
So. What do you think?

530
00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:02,547
I've seen lots of
dysfunctional families.

531
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,049
Some figure it out.

532
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,176
Some don't.

533
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,344
Oh.

534
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:09,097
Profound.

535
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:32,702
The throttle.
The one on the right! Hit it!

536
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,704
I know! I know where it is!

537
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:35,373
You're a dumbass!

538
00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:37,083
Just go! Just go!

539
00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:50,637
Hey, I only got
a quarter tank, man.

540
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:51,847
Let's stop at the next stop.

541
00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:53,266
We got at least 48 miles.

542
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,599
We'll go to the next one,
all right?!

543
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,435
How do you know that?!

544
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,487
How much farther?

545
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,406
Now what makes you think
I would know that, huh?!

546
00:24:08,407 --> 00:24:10,782
Well, just, pull over!
Pull over! Pull over!

547
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,660
Let's stop for a second.

548
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,247
I told you! I told you we
should have stopped for gas!

549
00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:18,457
God, you'd think
a quarter of a tank

550
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:19,250
would've gotten us this far.

551
00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:22,002
And why are you not wearing
a helmet, by the way?!

552
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:23,462
It's Arizona, dude.
You don't have to.

553
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:24,839
Besides, it's all...

554
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,214
It's part of the
personal brand thing.

555
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,674
Personal brand.
You don't have a brand...

556
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:29,092
You don't even have
a cell phone.

557
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:30,802
Yeah, of course I don't
have a cell phone.

558
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,387
It's a part of the brand, okay!

559
00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:33,681
It's very off-grid.

560
00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:35,599
Off-grid?!
You're not off-the-grid!

561
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,392
You're homeless!
That's what you are!

562
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:38,978
You're homeless!

563
00:24:40,397 --> 00:24:42,397
Gah!

564
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:43,691
I still can't get a signal!

565
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:47,111
See what the grid gets ya?

566
00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:48,447
Shut up!

567
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,701
What're you doing?

568
00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:54,784
What does it
look like I'm doing?

569
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,579
It's a... It's a map, okay?

570
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:57,871
It's very consistent
with the brand.

571
00:24:57,872 --> 00:24:58,748
Very off-grid.

572
00:24:58,748 --> 00:24:59,540
Whatever.

573
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:00,957
Oh, now you wanna look at it.

574
00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,210
Just shut up.

575
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,255
We gotta be somewhere in here.

576
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,509
That's not 48 miles, Mav.

577
00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:13,304
It's gotta be. Look at it.
Look. This road right here.

578
00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:15,806
And if we take this road,
it's somewhere up there.

579
00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:17,057
We can probably cut
the distance in half.

580
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,267
It's the best option we got.
Half?!

581
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:21,186
Half is still 20 or 30 miles!
Th-That's not an option!

582
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,354
Okay, well you got
a better idea?!

583
00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,772
Yes, I do. I say we stay right
here and we wait for a truck.

584
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:25,233
Oh?!

585
00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:27,567
Oh, oh, we should stay right
here and wait for a truck?!

586
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:29,946
You mean the truck that we
haven't seen in two hours!

587
00:25:29,947 --> 00:25:30,987
Yeah, then we're due,
aren't we?!

588
00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:32,614
Oh, okay! You do what you want!

589
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:34,782
I'm goin' that way, okay?!

590
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,368
Mav!

591
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:39,537
Fine, Mav, just wait!

592
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:40,747
We're gonna leave
the bikes here.

593
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:43,585
We can move faster.
I'll go with you.

594
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,301
What are you doin'?

595
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,927
What do you mean,
what am I doing? It's...

596
00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:56,054
It's the urn.
Somebody might take it.

597
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,306
Oh, yeah.

598
00:25:57,307 --> 00:26:00,059
Because, you know, ashes are
a hot ticket for, you know,

599
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,434
rover desert bandits.

600
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,102
Bro. Colt Montana's
urn on eBay.

601
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:04,771
It's worth at least
600, 700 bucks.

602
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:05,814
I'd steal it.

603
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:06,941
Well, if you're that
concerned about it,

604
00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:08,442
why didn't you just
leave it with Ward?

605
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,609
I figured we'd dump it

606
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,152
when we get to wherever
it is that we're going.

607
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:11,905
Dad would like that.

608
00:26:11,906 --> 00:26:14,072
Well. You might as well
just dump it right here.

609
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:18,159
He spent more time on the road
than he did anywhere else.

610
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,787
Come on!

611
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,297
Here.

612
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,007
- -Come on, take it, man.
- -I'm fine.

613
00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:15,092
Just take it.

614
00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:16,385
Please.

615
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,347
No! No, no! Mav! Mav!

616
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:22,391
Dude!

617
00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:24,184
Hey!

618
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:25,769
Well...

619
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,523
Well, that's it! We're done!

620
00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:32,984
All right, don't be so dramatic.

621
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,277
All right. Let's just go.

622
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:35,321
Dramatic?

623
00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:38,574
Dramatic!

624
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:42,203
We are in the middle of nowhere!

625
00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:45,540
Are you done?

626
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,172
Dammit.

627
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,851
This is it, isn't it, Mav?

628
00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,644
This is where we die.

629
00:28:07,645 --> 00:28:09,687
Hey, you think when Colt Jr.
Was in Afghanistan

630
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,397
he sat there lookin' around,

631
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:13,316
and snivelin' like
a little bitch?

632
00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:14,859
Hell no, dude. He was...

633
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:18,237
He was out there, he was kickin'
ass, and he was takin' names.

634
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,739
You make him sound like Rambo.

635
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:22,034
So?

636
00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:25,121
He died by a mortar
on his own base.

637
00:28:25,122 --> 00:28:26,496
He was a tank mechanic.

638
00:28:26,497 --> 00:28:29,082
Yeah, and without those tanks
a whole lot fewer asses

639
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:31,001
would've been kicked
and names taken, Tally,

640
00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:33,170
so suck on them nipples!

641
00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:36,507
Whatever.

642
00:28:56,862 --> 00:28:58,779
Hey. Hey.

643
00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,572
Hey, Tally, wake up!

644
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:01,573
There's a road!

645
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,033
What?!

646
00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:02,700
There's a road!

647
00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:03,952
Okay.

648
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,996
Oh, crap.

649
00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,456
What?

650
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:10,832
Dude, your...

651
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,167
Your face...

652
00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:14,211
It's all... jacked up!

653
00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:15,712
Oh my God.

654
00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:18,047
- -Mav. God. Oh my God.
- -Sh... Oh, sh...

655
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:19,882
Like, dude, you slept
in poison ivy!

656
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:20,218
What?!

657
00:29:20,218 --> 00:29:21,218
You're like crazy
allergic, right?

658
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:21,760
Yes!

659
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,428
Oh my God.

660
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:22,803
Dumbass!

661
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:23,929
Mav, I gotta go to a doctor!

662
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:24,930
I gotta get to a doctor!

663
00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:25,972
All right, all right.
Okay, well...

664
00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:26,933
I can't see, Mav!

665
00:29:26,934 --> 00:29:29,267
Hang on. I got you, all right.

666
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,937
I can't see!

667
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:34,231
Relax! Come on. I got you, Bro.

668
00:29:34,232 --> 00:29:35,441
Get me outta here.

669
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:37,110
It's right up here. Let's go.

670
00:29:39,070 --> 00:29:39,820
Car! Car!

671
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:43,322
Hey! Hey! Hey! Thank God!

672
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:44,324
Hey, thank you guys
for stopping.

673
00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,909
Look, w-we need help really bad.

674
00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:47,350
If you could take us
into the town...

675
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,747
No, no, no, no!

676
00:29:50,748 --> 00:29:52,707
Ya know, maybe if you
didn't look like a damn leper

677
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,459
somebody would stop!

678
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,962
Let's just go, all right?
It's five miles, we can walk it.

679
00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:58,171
I can barely stand, man.

680
00:29:58,172 --> 00:30:00,842
Come on. We've got
no other choice, let's go.

681
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:08,223
Okay.

682
00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:13,688
Okay, boys,
this is gonna be fun.

683
00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:18,609
Let's say "ahh."

684
00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:24,157
Ahh.

685
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,992
Yup! Mm-hm.

686
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:29,911
Just what I thought.

687
00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:32,248
I'm gonna need you to stand up.

688
00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:35,751
Okay.

689
00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:36,710
Drop your pants.

690
00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:37,919
What?!

691
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,464
Gotta drop 'em.

692
00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:42,382
Trust me, I'm the doctor here.

693
00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:45,052
Last I heard, I was a doctor.

694
00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,098
Okay.

695
00:30:54,228 --> 00:30:56,146
Okay... Just bear with me, okay?

696
00:30:56,147 --> 00:30:56,813
Okay.

697
00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:59,524
This might feel funny.

698
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,692
Okay... hee.

699
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,653
Ooh?!

700
00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:05,989
Yeah. Wow!

701
00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:07,282
All grown up, huh?

702
00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:07,867
Yeah!

703
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:08,867
Woo-hoo!

704
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,329
Oh, gentle, Doc, damn!

705
00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:13,247
Does he have a name?

706
00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:13,957
Doc?!

707
00:31:13,958 --> 00:31:16,582
What does this gotta
do with anything?!

708
00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,876
Absolutely nothin'.

709
00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:19,794
What?! Christ!

710
00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:20,879
God!

711
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,131
No doubt about it.

712
00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:23,256
You got poison ivy.

713
00:31:23,257 --> 00:31:25,174
Yeah, no shit, Doc.
Good call there.

714
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:26,592
Hey, um... Hey, Doc?

715
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,427
Yup?

716
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:30,847
Where did you get your degree?

717
00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:33,058
What degree?

718
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:37,479
Online.

719
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,355
"Online"?

720
00:31:38,356 --> 00:31:41,024
Online? Online. He said...
He said "online"?

721
00:31:41,025 --> 00:31:42,734
- -What is that?!
- -That's a big-ass needle!

722
00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:43,612
It's a steroid shot.

723
00:31:43,613 --> 00:31:45,027
It's the only thing
that'll clear that up.

724
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,696
We usually use it on horses,

725
00:31:46,697 --> 00:31:48,322
but in this case, this will do.

726
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,563
Okay, we're gonna have to get
rid of the clothes, though.

727
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,120
Why?

728
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:52,912
You too.

729
00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:53,495
Wait, what?!

730
00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:53,872
Why?

731
00:31:53,873 --> 00:31:55,664
Because you got
the oil from the poison ivy

732
00:31:55,665 --> 00:31:57,124
all over your clothes.

733
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,709
We have to burn them.

734
00:31:58,710 --> 00:31:59,377
Burn them?

735
00:31:59,378 --> 00:32:01,169
Yeah, we can
disinfect the leather,

736
00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:04,172
but as far as everything else,
it's gotta go.

737
00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:06,299
Wait a second.
What are we supposed to wear?!

738
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:09,427
I don't know, but I need you
to take down your pants again.

739
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,097
Wait, him or me?

740
00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:14,224
Maybe we should take
down your pants, too.

741
00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:16,893
Just... you know,
to be safe.

742
00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:20,229
Hey, thanks, fellas!

743
00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:22,899
All right, boys! See ya!

744
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:24,110
See ya.

745
00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:41,001
I could literally eat
the ass end out of an elephant.

746
00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:42,127
What are you talkin' about?

747
00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:43,294
I'm gonna get some grub.

748
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,713
Excuse me?

749
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,759
Howdy. What can I do ya for?

750
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:53,387
Well, we're a coupla young men
that's stomachs need fillin'.

751
00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:54,806
What do you got?

752
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:57,059
You come to the right place.

753
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:59,602
We got, uh, Skunk Jerky,

754
00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,229
Pigeon Pâté,

755
00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:04,357
Lizard Fritters, and, ah...

756
00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:06,901
my personal favorite...

757
00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:08,111
Toad Tempura.

758
00:33:08,112 --> 00:33:09,862
Is tha... Is that road kill?!

759
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:12,532
Now what it is, is free range,

760
00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:15,787
hormone-free, and locally grown.

761
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,747
I'll take three of each!

762
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:22,376
What about salad?
You got any of that?

763
00:33:22,377 --> 00:33:23,417
No.

764
00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,796
Course not.

765
00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:28,256
But we might have
some kale out back.

766
00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:30,008
I'll have the kale.

767
00:33:34,097 --> 00:33:36,181
Is that bird shot?

768
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,057
You fellas wanna gas up?

769
00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:40,142
Yes. Ahh.

770
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,269
Yeah, uh. I'm gonna
hit the head.

771
00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:42,562
Go ahead and fill up
our bikes, Tally.

772
00:33:42,563 --> 00:33:43,939
No, no, no...

773
00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:45,189
Now that Dad's gone

774
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,441
I'm not gonna be
your bank account.

775
00:33:46,442 --> 00:33:47,277
Thank you.

776
00:33:47,278 --> 00:33:48,484
Look, just take this one, man.

777
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:49,777
I'm... I'm short
on funds. I can't...

778
00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:50,904
Shocker.

779
00:33:50,905 --> 00:33:52,739
Come on! Look...

780
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,366
I'll settle up when we
get there, all right?

781
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:55,577
Sure you will.

782
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,411
It's been declined.

783
00:33:58,412 --> 00:33:59,579
Well, go try it again.

784
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,957
Already run it twice. Declined.

785
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:04,417
Let me make a phone call.

786
00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:07,837
It's probably the traveling.
It's not a big deal.

787
00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:10,550
Go drop the kids
off at the pool.

788
00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:17,139
Ahh, this is so freakin' crazy.

789
00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:17,890
Dannell's Bank?

790
00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:20,099
Ah, yes. This is, uh,
Talladega Montana.

791
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,018
How may I help you?

792
00:34:21,019 --> 00:34:23,227
Uh, look, my credit card
doesn't seem to be working.

793
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:27,607
Yes, a Jennifer Montana closed
those accounts this morning.

794
00:34:27,608 --> 00:34:28,275
Bitch.

795
00:34:28,276 --> 00:34:29,734
Excuse me?!

796
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,194
I'm not...
I'm not talking to you.

797
00:34:31,195 --> 00:34:32,279
Just, thank you for your time.

798
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,405
Appreciate it.

799
00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:35,157
What's the deal?

800
00:34:35,158 --> 00:34:36,241
It's what I thought.

801
00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:37,617
It's just the traveling.

802
00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:39,202
It'll be back up and
running tomorrow.

803
00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:40,162
Can I pay you with cash?

804
00:34:40,163 --> 00:34:41,371
You take cash here?

805
00:34:41,372 --> 00:34:42,914
Look, I'll settle up when
we get there, all right?

806
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:43,373
Whatever.

807
00:34:43,374 --> 00:34:44,417
Thank you.

808
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:46,668
Thank you.

809
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,255
Wonderful kale, by the way.

810
00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:06,104
Oh my God!

811
00:35:06,105 --> 00:35:09,816
Oh, God! That smells terrible!

812
00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:11,734
It must've been that food
we ate from the gas station.

813
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:14,112
Yeah I told you, lettuce
can carry dysentery, Bro.

814
00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:15,154
You shouldn't've ate that.

815
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:15,615
Dude!

816
00:35:15,616 --> 00:35:16,989
You literally ate...

817
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:20,577
Ugh... Skunk
peeled off a tire.

818
00:35:20,578 --> 00:35:23,412
Yes, Tally, but it was a fresh
skunk peeled off the tire.

819
00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:24,581
There's a big difference.

820
00:35:24,582 --> 00:35:25,916
Who knows how long
that damn lettuce

821
00:35:25,917 --> 00:35:27,210
had been sittin' there?

822
00:35:40,222 --> 00:35:43,516
Hey, d'you ever hear Dad
talk about Uncle Elmer?

823
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:44,768
Nope.

824
00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:51,358
Hello, hello!

825
00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:56,904
Mav! What are you doin'?!

826
00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,240
Ah!

827
00:35:59,742 --> 00:36:01,077
Hello?

828
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,705
Hello?!

829
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:07,165
Huh.

830
00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:09,751
All right! Back it on up!

831
00:36:09,752 --> 00:36:10,752
Shit! Shit, shit, shit!

832
00:36:10,753 --> 00:36:12,504
Get yer hands
where I can see 'em!

833
00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:14,840
Okay! Okay!

834
00:36:16,717 --> 00:36:18,468
Hands where I can see 'em!

835
00:36:21,597 --> 00:36:24,432
Are y'all runaways
from a nut house?!

836
00:36:24,433 --> 00:36:25,350
Ah, j... No, Sir!

837
00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:28,353
We're, uh, we're lookin'
for a guy named "Uncle Elmer."

838
00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:33,357
You're Colt's boys?

839
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:34,277
Yes, Sir.

840
00:36:34,278 --> 00:36:35,359
Yeah?

841
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,528
Yeah.

842
00:36:37,613 --> 00:36:40,532
I'll be damned!

843
00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:48,916
So how is the old man?!

844
00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:50,917
Uhh...

845
00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:52,295
Dead.

846
00:36:55,757 --> 00:36:57,342
Mercy.

847
00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:00,969
I'm sorry.

848
00:37:00,970 --> 00:37:01,637
That's okay.

849
00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:04,639
It-It just happened a couple
of days ago, so...

850
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,851
W-We're kinda isolated out here.

851
00:37:07,852 --> 00:37:09,686
Uhh. "We"?

852
00:37:09,687 --> 00:37:11,980
Yeah, me and the family.

853
00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:15,734
Colt...

854
00:37:15,735 --> 00:37:18,444
Well, come on inside.
I'll introduce you to 'em.

855
00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:21,406
I'll get Emma to put some...
to put some dinner on.

856
00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:23,824
Ah, you know, Uncle Elmer,
we're in a hurry.

857
00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:25,534
Uh, we actually came
looking for a...

858
00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:27,455
That is nonsense!

859
00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:33,377
Son. There's always
time for family.

860
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,547
Now, come on!

861
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,715
Okay.

862
00:37:44,972 --> 00:37:47,307
I see y'all found some clothes.

863
00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:48,142
Ah, yeah.

864
00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:49,102
Come on in!

865
00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:50,018
All right!

866
00:37:50,019 --> 00:37:51,519
Have a seat.

867
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,354
Any, uh, seat in particular?

868
00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:55,774
Any seat that's not taken.

869
00:37:55,775 --> 00:37:56,483
Okay.

870
00:37:56,484 --> 00:37:57,776
Careful!

871
00:37:57,777 --> 00:37:59,152
Uh...

872
00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:00,194
What?!

873
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:02,196
You got eyes, boy?!

874
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:04,325
You almost sat on Aunt Mildred!

875
00:38:06,077 --> 00:38:09,204
Oh? I'm so sorry, I...

876
00:38:09,205 --> 00:38:10,707
Sit here!

877
00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:12,542
There?

878
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:16,377
Oh, okay... All right.

879
00:38:16,378 --> 00:38:18,921
Ah, is this, ah... Is this okay?

880
00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:20,089
What's it look like?

881
00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:21,174
Is that a trick question?

882
00:38:21,175 --> 00:38:22,257
What?!

883
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,303
Nothing. Nothing.

884
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:28,972
Here you go, sweetheart.

885
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:32,519
What's that?
Uh, where's my manners?

886
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,646
Honey, this is Colt's boys.

887
00:38:34,647 --> 00:38:36,939
That's Tally.

888
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,399
And that's Mav.

889
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,946
Boys, this here's the reason
I wake up in the mornin'.

890
00:38:42,947 --> 00:38:44,907
It's my wife, Emma.

891
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,077
Uh...

892
00:38:48,077 --> 00:38:48,535
Nice to...

893
00:38:48,536 --> 00:38:49,577
Nice to meet you.

894
00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:52,456
Um. Very... lovely dinner, Emma.

895
00:38:52,457 --> 00:38:54,416
Food looks very delicious.

896
00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:55,918
Let's eat!

897
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,545
Okay.

898
00:38:59,213 --> 00:39:03,174
Wow! Heh! Wow. These ribs
are very great, Emma.

899
00:39:03,175 --> 00:39:07,302
So, um... Thank you.
And... Mildred.

900
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:10,598
Moist 'n juicy!
Just like you, buttercup!

901
00:39:14,562 --> 00:39:18,522
Uhh, did, uh, Dad leave
a... briefcase, maybe?

902
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:22,944
Or... DVD of some sort?

903
00:39:22,945 --> 00:39:24,696
Mmm, doesn't ring a bell.

904
00:39:24,697 --> 00:39:27,699
Nothing at all? A tape or...

905
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,159
Mmm... Nope.

906
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,327
Now that's enough talk
about business.

907
00:39:31,328 --> 00:39:33,746
It is not every day
family comes to visit.

908
00:39:33,747 --> 00:39:36,416
'Specially family from
your side of the tree.

909
00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:39,794
Uh. What...
What side of the tree is that?

910
00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:44,966
Well, see, Colt and I
had the same Momma.

911
00:39:44,967 --> 00:39:47,259
Let's just say...

912
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,388
I look awful lot
like the milk man!

913
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:55,142
I know, Momma!

914
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:57,646
You always said I coulda
been a comedian!

915
00:39:57,647 --> 00:40:00,314
That's a good one.

916
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:02,066
Here's to Colt Montana.

917
00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,360
Yeah.

918
00:40:04,612 --> 00:40:06,154
Father.

919
00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:08,156
Brother.

920
00:40:08,157 --> 00:40:11,076
One helluva country
music singer!

921
00:40:11,077 --> 00:40:12,828
All right, Dad.

922
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:17,666
Now don't go bringin'
that up tonight!

923
00:40:17,667 --> 00:40:20,627
They ain't got nothin'
to do with it!

924
00:40:22,922 --> 00:40:24,797
Sorry.

925
00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:27,007
Billy just ain't quite got
over the fact yer daddy

926
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:28,342
broke the duo up.

927
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:29,594
The duo?

928
00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:31,637
Oh, that's right.

929
00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:35,099
Wait. Uh, I never heard
Dad talk about a duo.

930
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,226
What happened?

931
00:40:36,227 --> 00:40:40,146
Well... I think Colt
just felt like he'd

932
00:40:40,147 --> 00:40:42,817
stand a better shot
goin' it alone.

933
00:40:44,652 --> 00:40:46,737
Got up early one mornin'...

934
00:40:48,072 --> 00:40:50,531
Went to Nashville...

935
00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:52,535
That was that.

936
00:40:54,245 --> 00:40:56,246
I'm sorry, Uncle Elmer.

937
00:40:56,247 --> 00:40:58,497
So he ditched you, huh?

938
00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:03,752
Son. If I'd gone off
to Nashville...

939
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:07,006
I'd have never met
my sweet Emma.

940
00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:09,467
Far as I'm concerned...

941
00:41:09,468 --> 00:41:12,972
that's worth more than
all the fame in the world.

942
00:41:16,225 --> 00:41:19,269
That is it! I have
had it with you, boy!

943
00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:20,769
You want the belt?!

944
00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:22,814
You know, Uncle Elmer,
this was wonderful.

945
00:41:22,815 --> 00:41:23,607
Really, really, truly wonderful.

946
00:41:23,608 --> 00:41:25,774
We have an early start tomorrow.
We're gonna head up to bed.

947
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:26,610
Okay!

948
00:41:26,611 --> 00:41:27,902
Just leave those.

949
00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:28,986
Emma'll take care of it.

950
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:29,488
Okay.

951
00:41:29,489 --> 00:41:33,532
Ah, thank you, Emma, Billy.

952
00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:35,577
Excuse me, Aunt Mildred.

953
00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,704
Billy, I'm changin'
yer name to Catfish!

954
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:41,249
You all mouth and no brains!

955
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:42,457
He's nuts!

956
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:42,877
Yeah.

957
00:41:42,878 --> 00:41:45,086
Let's get the hell outta here!

958
00:41:45,087 --> 00:41:47,255
We're not leavin'
without that briefcase!

959
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,072
Okay... Okay...

960
00:42:13,073 --> 00:42:14,367
Let's go.

961
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:26,461
Them stars sure
are beautiful tonight.

962
00:42:26,462 --> 00:42:31,716
Ain't no lights from
the city to drown them out.

963
00:42:31,717 --> 00:42:34,845
Not a soul around for miles.

964
00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:39,014
You know, before the fire,

965
00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:42,476
there was a porch on the back.

966
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:45,480
That view's even better
from the east.

967
00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:51,820
Wish the view's
all I lost that night.

968
00:42:53,697 --> 00:42:56,116
Yer Daddy give me the money

969
00:42:56,117 --> 00:42:58,701
to put this place back
just the way it was.

970
00:42:58,702 --> 00:43:03,247
Down to the square head nails
and the framin' lumber.

971
00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:07,127
Give me the money to make this
place profitable again, too.

972
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:14,175
S... Somethin' missin' here,
though, ain't there?

973
00:43:26,063 --> 00:43:27,815
Hey, Uncle Elmer.

974
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,612
You have a very
beautiful family.

975
00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:41,620
Sure do. Sure do.

976
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,959
Hey, boys, look what I found!

977
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,628
This was in the closet upstairs.

978
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:54,424
I-I think, uh, this might
be what you're lookin' for.

979
00:43:54,425 --> 00:43:57,010
It is, Uncle Elmer.
Thank you, thank you.

980
00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:04,142
All right, well,

981
00:44:04,143 --> 00:44:06,811
you made it to
your Uncle Elmer's.

982
00:44:06,812 --> 00:44:08,229
He is an original, isn't he?

983
00:44:08,230 --> 00:44:09,312
Colt!

984
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:11,066
I know, I know, I know,

985
00:44:11,067 --> 00:44:13,359
both his oars do not
reach the water,

986
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,696
but that man is a better
musician than I ever was.

987
00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:18,781
I promise you that.

988
00:44:18,782 --> 00:44:20,699
Now, I want you to
go to the address

989
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,744
on that little piece
of paper in the case...

990
00:44:22,745 --> 00:44:24,244
Follow it to your Aunt Zelda's.

991
00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:25,829
If she is still there,

992
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:27,749
she will know exactly
what you need to do next.

993
00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:29,459
If she is not...

994
00:44:29,460 --> 00:44:31,752
you're screwed!

995
00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:35,006
Nah, nah, she'll be there.
Big Devil, out.

996
00:44:35,007 --> 00:44:39,927
Zelda! Hell, I thought she's
in jail down in Columbia!

997
00:44:39,928 --> 00:44:41,721
Maybe she got parole?

998
00:44:41,722 --> 00:44:44,432
She castrated a federale
with a lawn dart.

999
00:44:44,433 --> 00:44:46,142
Pretty sure parole
was outta play.

1000
00:44:46,143 --> 00:44:47,727
I tell you one thing,

1001
00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:50,479
if Zelda's anything
like she used to be,

1002
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,024
ain't no tellin' what
you boys are rollin' into.

1003
00:44:53,025 --> 00:44:55,359
Keep your head on a swivel...

1004
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,987
Try not to get shot!

1005
00:44:57,988 --> 00:44:58,655
That's great.

1006
00:44:58,656 --> 00:45:00,156
Will do, Uncle Elmer. Thank you.

1007
00:45:00,157 --> 00:45:01,032
Thank you.

1008
00:45:01,033 --> 00:45:02,826
Thank you for everything.

1009
00:45:02,827 --> 00:45:05,577
You boys take care,
I... I put you some, uh...

1010
00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:08,372
some deviled hams and
some crackers in here.

1011
00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:10,332
That'll travel good for ya.

1012
00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:12,251
I appreciate it. Thank you.

1013
00:45:12,252 --> 00:45:14,587
All right, keep between
the ditches.

1014
00:45:14,588 --> 00:45:16,132
Okay.

1015
00:45:20,010 --> 00:45:21,428
Hey, Uncle Elmer.

1016
00:45:23,055 --> 00:45:24,597
Catch you on the way back?

1017
00:45:24,598 --> 00:45:26,350
Ya know, that'd be good.

1018
00:45:28,018 --> 00:45:31,647
Maybe then you boys can
tell me what you wanna do.

1019
00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:35,733
Careful out there now!

1020
00:45:37,152 --> 00:45:39,319
Hey, what ya think
he meant by that?

1021
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,737
I don't know.

1022
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,697
Maybe he thinks that, uh,

1023
00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:46,994
we'll give him money like
Dad did with our inheritance.

1024
00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:49,162
There'd be worse ways
to spend it.

1025
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,291
Points to Pop, man.

1026
00:45:51,292 --> 00:45:53,877
Yeah, whatever.
Let's get outta here.

1027
00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:58,506
Ignition, dumbass.

1028
00:45:58,507 --> 00:45:59,758
Yeah.

1029
00:46:41,675 --> 00:46:44,426
The hell is this?
Some kind of convent?

1030
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:45,427
What?

1031
00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:47,137
Bro. What if they're
giving Aunt Zelda

1032
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,890
some kind of exorcism?

1033
00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:53,394
Aunt Zelda must be sick.

1034
00:46:53,395 --> 00:46:54,979
Why? What makes you say that?

1035
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,190
This is where Mom came to die.

1036
00:46:58,567 --> 00:47:01,109
Now, did we learn our lesson?

1037
00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:03,529
There a doorbell?

1038
00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:04,948
Don't walk in.

1039
00:47:08,702 --> 00:47:10,453
Aunt Zelda!

1040
00:47:11,455 --> 00:47:13,539
Hello?!

1041
00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:17,459
Reprobates!

1042
00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:19,587
Reprobates!

1043
00:47:19,588 --> 00:47:21,256
Okay! Okay!

1044
00:47:21,257 --> 00:47:23,341
We're looking
for a woman named Zelda!

1045
00:47:23,342 --> 00:47:24,217
Tattooed!

1046
00:47:24,218 --> 00:47:25,884
She might have a crack pipe!

1047
00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:27,594
Hey! That'll be enough!

1048
00:47:27,595 --> 00:47:29,765
Get outta here. Go on, get out!

1049
00:47:31,517 --> 00:47:33,142
Go on! You old hens!

1050
00:47:33,143 --> 00:47:34,602
Quit your cacklin'!

1051
00:47:34,603 --> 00:47:36,020
Get!

1052
00:47:36,772 --> 00:47:38,232
What?!

1053
00:47:39,608 --> 00:47:41,234
Aunt Zelda?

1054
00:47:41,235 --> 00:47:45,196
Saw the news about Colt
in the paper.

1055
00:47:45,197 --> 00:47:48,074
Took you little
shits long enough.

1056
00:47:48,075 --> 00:47:48,908
You're a nun?

1057
00:47:48,909 --> 00:47:52,077
Somethin' wrong
with turnin' over a new leaf?

1058
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:54,664
Well, no, uh, I just figured...

1059
00:47:54,665 --> 00:47:57,332
you ever walked into a church
you'd just burst into flames.

1060
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:58,668
Yeah.

1061
00:47:59,127 --> 00:48:01,712
Funny.

1062
00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:05,549
The sisterhood knows
to err is human,

1063
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:10,304
but to forgive is divine.

1064
00:48:10,305 --> 00:48:12,097
I mean, surely if they
knew everything you've done

1065
00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:13,641
they wouldn't let
you in here, right?

1066
00:48:13,642 --> 00:48:15,559
Ha! Told 'em, they didn't care.

1067
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,936
Everything?

1068
00:48:16,937 --> 00:48:17,770
All of it!

1069
00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:18,522
The sodomy?

1070
00:48:18,522 --> 00:48:19,313
Mmm... yep!

1071
00:48:19,314 --> 00:48:20,356
The drug dealers?

1072
00:48:20,357 --> 00:48:21,065
Uh-huh.

1073
00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:22,774
The sodomy of drug dealers?

1074
00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:27,362
Every... Every dirty detail,

1075
00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:29,572
I told 'em, they didn't care.

1076
00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:34,369
I'm guessin'... this
is what you're here for.

1077
00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:35,704
Yes!

1078
00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:36,247
Thank you.

1079
00:48:36,248 --> 00:48:38,500
Diddle-wisps here, please.

1080
00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:52,305
These are your momma's ashes.

1081
00:48:53,307 --> 00:48:56,392
What Colt treasured this urn...

1082
00:48:56,393 --> 00:49:01,187
He wants you two boys
to mix these ashes with his.

1083
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:04,317
I don't know, spread 'em
where you will.

1084
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,528
Thank you.

1085
00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:11,031
Do you remember much about her?

1086
00:49:11,032 --> 00:49:12,658
Momma?

1087
00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:17,412
Bits and pieces, really.

1088
00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:19,791
I was six when she died, so...

1089
00:49:19,792 --> 00:49:21,334
Too damn young.

1090
00:49:21,335 --> 00:49:23,377
I was ten.

1091
00:49:23,378 --> 00:49:26,254
Well, if ever there was a woman
destined for sainthood,

1092
00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:27,547
it was your momma.

1093
00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:29,216
Well, hey, she'd have to be

1094
00:49:29,217 --> 00:49:31,301
to put up with a guy
like Dad, right?

1095
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:34,221
You can think what
you want, but he loved her.

1096
00:49:34,222 --> 00:49:38,101
He was never, never
the same after she died.

1097
00:49:38,102 --> 00:49:40,102
Neither were we.

1098
00:49:40,103 --> 00:49:41,979
We needed our father around,

1099
00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:44,022
not somebody that
pretended to be one

1100
00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:45,191
just when it suited him.

1101
00:49:45,192 --> 00:49:47,442
Hey, you watch yourself.

1102
00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:51,614
Do you know that, uh, the last
two weeks Mom was here,

1103
00:49:51,615 --> 00:49:52,947
he wouldn't bring us to see her?

1104
00:49:52,948 --> 00:49:53,908
Now you wait a minute...

1105
00:49:53,909 --> 00:49:57,536
Couldn't bring his own boys
to see their dying mother!

1106
00:49:57,537 --> 00:50:01,499
No, no, he'd rather play shows
for drunk hillbillies.

1107
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,749
Hell of a guy.

1108
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:07,546
For your information,
you spoiled little shit,

1109
00:50:07,547 --> 00:50:09,882
Colt didn't bring you here
because your momma

1110
00:50:09,883 --> 00:50:12,592
didn't want you to
see her like that.

1111
00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:14,094
He was honoring her wishes.

1112
00:50:14,095 --> 00:50:16,847
Oh, by abandoning her two boys.

1113
00:50:16,848 --> 00:50:18,266
Is that honoring her wishes?!

1114
00:50:18,267 --> 00:50:19,682
Well, he had a rough patch.

1115
00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:19,977
Ha!

1116
00:50:19,978 --> 00:50:21,309
He turned it around!

1117
00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:21,978
Please.

1118
00:50:21,979 --> 00:50:24,312
He donated a shitload
of money to this place

1119
00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:26,314
and I wouldn't be
here without him.

1120
00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:29,109
He snuck me in the pearly gates,

1121
00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:31,111
so to speak.

1122
00:50:31,112 --> 00:50:33,947
Yeah, I see what this is.

1123
00:50:33,948 --> 00:50:36,032
Tally! Tally, hey. Hey, dude!

1124
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,117
Where ya goin'?

1125
00:50:37,118 --> 00:50:38,869
Mav, this is not a road trip.

1126
00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:41,622
This is the Colt Montana
PR campaign.

1127
00:50:41,623 --> 00:50:44,541
He designed this whole trip
so his buddies can tell us

1128
00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:45,584
how great he was.

1129
00:50:45,585 --> 00:50:46,503
Aunt Zelda.

1130
00:50:46,504 --> 00:50:48,171
Tally!

1131
00:50:48,172 --> 00:50:49,881
Aunt Zelda, I'm so sorry.

1132
00:50:49,882 --> 00:50:52,382
I don't know what's
gotten into him.

1133
00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:56,094
Ya know, sometimes when we...
lose those we love,

1134
00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:59,556
we direct that pain and anger

1135
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:02,851
towards the loved ones
that we still have with us.

1136
00:51:02,852 --> 00:51:05,062
Yeah, could be.

1137
00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,940
Or maybe he's just an asshole.

1138
00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:12,527
You are right about that.

1139
00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:13,696
Let's watch it.

1140
00:51:13,697 --> 00:51:15,573
Oh, okay.

1141
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:18,074
So, you found your Aunt Zelda,

1142
00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:19,159
which means she's still a nun.

1143
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,787
Now that there, boys, is
a miracle on its own right.

1144
00:51:21,788 --> 00:51:23,164
Amen!

1145
00:51:23,165 --> 00:51:25,457
All right, from here on out,

1146
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:27,501
I want you to travel
to Big Jake's.

1147
00:51:27,502 --> 00:51:28,752
Directions are in the box.

1148
00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:30,629
You're lookin'
for Jake Fillmore.

1149
00:51:30,630 --> 00:51:32,048
Talk at ya later.

1150
00:51:33,550 --> 00:51:35,884
Jake Fillmore.

1151
00:51:35,885 --> 00:51:40,473
I do hope you boys find
what you're lookin' for.

1152
00:51:43,185 --> 00:51:44,226
I'm done, Ward!

1153
00:51:44,227 --> 00:51:45,519
What do you mean "done"?

1154
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,437
I mean done.

1155
00:51:46,438 --> 00:51:47,896
I'm tired of Dad
jerkin' us around.

1156
00:51:47,897 --> 00:51:49,064
I don't care about the money.

1157
00:51:49,065 --> 00:51:50,482
I'm not calling about the money.

1158
00:51:50,483 --> 00:51:53,152
Your, um... your
friends at the SEC

1159
00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:55,112
gave me a jingle this morning.

1160
00:51:55,113 --> 00:51:58,657
Said you owe a shit ton of
cash in the next 48 hours

1161
00:51:58,658 --> 00:52:00,992
or you're officially a fugitive.

1162
00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:02,286
Yeah. I know that, Ward.

1163
00:52:02,287 --> 00:52:03,621
Don't mean to be a gadfly,

1164
00:52:03,622 --> 00:52:05,247
but maybe now isn't the time

1165
00:52:05,248 --> 00:52:09,001
to let your foolish pride get
in the way of saving your ass.

1166
00:52:09,002 --> 00:52:11,546
Well, hey, prison's gotta be
better than this, doesn't it?

1167
00:52:11,547 --> 00:52:15,466
I wouldn't know.
Ask Zelda.

1168
00:52:15,467 --> 00:52:16,759
How'd you know we
were at Zelda's?

1169
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,011
Oh, well, I watch
the psychic channel,

1170
00:52:19,012 --> 00:52:20,554
you know that.

1171
00:52:20,555 --> 00:52:23,724
Oh, seriously, I, uh, figured
your Dad would send you

1172
00:52:23,725 --> 00:52:25,476
to collect your mum's ashes.

1173
00:52:25,477 --> 00:52:26,936
All else okay?

1174
00:52:26,937 --> 00:52:28,061
Yeah, I'm fine.

1175
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:30,731
Listen, mate, um,
don't be stupid.

1176
00:52:30,732 --> 00:52:34,567
You can hate Colt as much
as you want, but...

1177
00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:36,486
keep the bars off
your windows. Mm?

1178
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:39,114
Fine. I'll keep going, but
I'm not happy about it, Ward.

1179
00:52:39,115 --> 00:52:43,287
Eh, happiness is overrated.
Ha, ha, ha!

1180
00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:45,912
Yo, is everything all right?

1181
00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:48,832
Yeah. Good.

1182
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:49,917
It's good.

1183
00:52:49,918 --> 00:52:51,292
Where to next?

1184
00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:54,629
Dad wants us to see
some guy named Jake Fillmore.

1185
00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:56,591
Okay, well, uh...

1186
00:52:56,592 --> 00:52:58,717
Our bikes are running
on fumes, so...

1187
00:52:58,718 --> 00:53:01,052
Yeah, you got those credit
cards up and runnin'?

1188
00:53:01,053 --> 00:53:03,347
Uh... you know what,
I don't know what's goin' on.

1189
00:53:03,348 --> 00:53:05,849
The system still
seems to be down.

1190
00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:09,186
Well, we need to do somethin',
man, we don't have money.

1191
00:53:09,187 --> 00:53:10,397
Yeah.

1192
00:53:11,815 --> 00:53:14,066
You boys must be desperate.

1193
00:53:14,067 --> 00:53:16,026
Desperate? I mean,
that's a matter of opinion.

1194
00:53:16,027 --> 00:53:16,695
We're not desperate...

1195
00:53:16,696 --> 00:53:18,737
We just wanna sell
a bike, that's all.

1196
00:53:18,738 --> 00:53:21,489
I like your, uh,
your sleeveless look.

1197
00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:23,157
Takes a lot of confidence.

1198
00:53:23,158 --> 00:53:25,077
That a branding thing?

1199
00:53:25,078 --> 00:53:27,371
Yes! Yes! Yes, oh my God.

1200
00:53:27,372 --> 00:53:30,166
Yes! Finally somebody gets it.

1201
00:53:30,167 --> 00:53:32,626
Okay. Listen...

1202
00:53:32,627 --> 00:53:37,381
this trike sells on the floor
for 25, we'll settle for 18.

1203
00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:39,174
I had a trike once.

1204
00:53:39,175 --> 00:53:41,009
Had pink tassels
on the handlebars

1205
00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:43,262
and a Hello Kitty decal.

1206
00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:45,014
Yeah, I was three.

1207
00:53:45,015 --> 00:53:48,141
Nowadays, this is more my speed.

1208
00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:51,102
Uh, heh, he-hey, um,
glad you like it...

1209
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:53,981
Fine, 18 for the bike.

1210
00:53:53,982 --> 00:53:55,899
I'm not selling the bike!

1211
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,734
I'll give you five.

1212
00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,652
E-Exactly.

1213
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:03,156
Five? There is 400 miles
on this thing!

1214
00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:04,241
What are you doing?

1215
00:54:04,242 --> 00:54:05,701
Take it or leave it, I mean...

1216
00:54:05,702 --> 00:54:07,494
If you had an autographed
Ramones album,

1217
00:54:07,495 --> 00:54:09,496
or a mint '68 Stratocaster,

1218
00:54:09,497 --> 00:54:11,247
or a unicorn or something,

1219
00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:12,875
then we could talk.

1220
00:54:14,627 --> 00:54:18,881
Fine. Five thousand,
cash, for the bike.

1221
00:54:18,882 --> 00:54:19,507
Hundred.

1222
00:54:19,508 --> 00:54:21,801
Hundred?!

1223
00:54:21,802 --> 00:54:25,429
Like I said.
Take it, or leave it.

1224
00:54:25,430 --> 00:54:27,806
Uhh, could you just
give us a second,

1225
00:54:27,807 --> 00:54:31,351
uh, we'll be...
we'll be right back.

1226
00:54:31,352 --> 00:54:32,602
Dude, we will go
down the street,

1227
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:33,854
we'll find a place to sell it.

1228
00:54:33,855 --> 00:54:35,147
Let's trade it in. Okay?

1229
00:54:35,148 --> 00:54:38,526
I don't want to sell my bike.

1230
00:54:38,527 --> 00:54:42,154
Fine! Five hundred for the bike!

1231
00:54:42,155 --> 00:54:46,241
Cool! Let's go
start the paperwork.

1232
00:54:46,242 --> 00:54:48,242
Look, I know you're
the stock trader and all,

1233
00:54:48,243 --> 00:54:50,371
but this is a terrible
business decision.

1234
00:54:50,372 --> 00:54:54,125
Hey. We need the cash, Mav.
Okay? Come on.

1235
00:55:00,048 --> 00:55:01,297
I'm gonna buy that bike back.

1236
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,676
This is robbery, is what it is!

1237
00:55:03,677 --> 00:55:04,717
Yeah, yeah.

1238
00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:06,594
Oh! Thank you.

1239
00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:07,762
I'll, uh,

1240
00:55:07,763 --> 00:55:10,225
throw in ten bucks
for these dog tags.

1241
00:55:11,727 --> 00:55:14,477
Not a chance.
They're my brother's.

1242
00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:17,814
Okay, well, you have my number.

1243
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:21,110
I look forward to doing
some more... business.

1244
00:55:27,617 --> 00:55:29,910
Flip ya for who rides bitch?

1245
00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:54,643
Foreclosure?

1246
00:55:55,728 --> 00:55:56,730
Huh.

1247
00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,355
Huh.

1248
00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:12,952
Hey, hey, hey.
They're playin' poker.

1249
00:56:12,953 --> 00:56:14,204
Spot me a hundred
bucks of my money.

1250
00:56:14,205 --> 00:56:18,626
Ha. Buy into a poker game
where one guy's missing a hand

1251
00:56:18,627 --> 00:56:20,545
and another guy has a knife?

1252
00:56:22,797 --> 00:56:23,757
Yeah.

1253
00:56:23,758 --> 00:56:25,591
Absolutely not!

1254
00:56:25,592 --> 00:56:26,884
Come on, dude! Look at 'em,

1255
00:56:26,885 --> 00:56:28,969
they're a bunch of marks!
I got this!

1256
00:56:28,970 --> 00:56:30,971
Wha...? No! Let's just
find Jake Fillmore

1257
00:56:30,972 --> 00:56:33,557
and get the hell outta here.

1258
00:56:33,558 --> 00:56:34,267
Y'all good?

1259
00:56:34,268 --> 00:56:35,642
Uh, hey there, Sir.

1260
00:56:35,643 --> 00:56:36,352
How ya doin'?

1261
00:56:36,353 --> 00:56:38,980
Uh, lookin' for a guy
named Jake Fillmore.

1262
00:56:42,067 --> 00:56:43,526
Jake Fillmore, right?

1263
00:56:43,527 --> 00:56:46,987
Jake Fillmore.
Fillmore. Fillmore?

1264
00:56:46,988 --> 00:56:49,823
Fillmore, no? Big Jake?

1265
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:55,954
What? Am I not saying
that's right to you? C'mon...

1266
00:56:55,955 --> 00:56:58,372
Hello.

1267
00:56:58,373 --> 00:56:59,374
Never.

1268
00:56:59,375 --> 00:57:00,501
Never?

1269
00:57:00,502 --> 00:57:02,169
Never.

1270
00:57:02,170 --> 00:57:03,921
Have you seen me?

1271
00:57:03,922 --> 00:57:05,882
Have you seen me?!

1272
00:57:08,133 --> 00:57:10,051
Our dad just died.

1273
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,971
Sexy.

1274
00:57:11,972 --> 00:57:14,389
Tally and Mav Montana!

1275
00:57:14,390 --> 00:57:16,641
Our dad possibly
left a briefcase

1276
00:57:16,642 --> 00:57:19,312
or some visual element
of some sort.

1277
00:57:21,188 --> 00:57:24,232
Is this a bridge troll thing?
Do I need to solve a riddle?

1278
00:57:24,233 --> 00:57:25,817
Uh. I'm gonna hit the head.

1279
00:57:25,818 --> 00:57:27,444
Fine, whatever!

1280
00:57:27,445 --> 00:57:28,987
Ya know, I've been thinking,

1281
00:57:28,988 --> 00:57:31,866
I get why you got so
upset earlier today.

1282
00:57:31,867 --> 00:57:32,700
Really?

1283
00:57:32,701 --> 00:57:37,204
Yeah. Uh, never really
thought of it, but, uh,

1284
00:57:37,205 --> 00:57:40,541
I'm sorry you had to go through
all that shit with Mom.

1285
00:57:40,542 --> 00:57:43,962
Well I... Heh.
I appreciate that, Mav.

1286
00:57:53,428 --> 00:57:55,765
Deal me in, fellas.

1287
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:05,899
How 'bout a beer while I wait
for Jake Fillmore, or something?

1288
00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:08,027
Hey, it moves!

1289
00:58:14,617 --> 00:58:16,702
Must be a lefty, huh?

1290
00:58:21,958 --> 00:58:23,835
This guy gets it.

1291
00:58:25,462 --> 00:58:27,421
Thank you.

1292
00:58:27,422 --> 00:58:28,504
What is that?

1293
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,131
Three?

1294
00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:31,424
Like three dollars?

1295
00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:33,719
Not even gonna say that, huh?

1296
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:37,598
I swear to God, I'm leaving
a scathing Yelp review.

1297
00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:46,523
Dammit.

1298
00:58:47,483 --> 00:58:49,359
Hey! What did I
tell you about playin'

1299
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,193
pok... er...!

1300
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:51,402
You wanna back
away from the table?!

1301
00:58:51,403 --> 00:58:51,695
Yeah!

1302
00:58:51,696 --> 00:58:53,279
We're in the middle
of a hand, son!

1303
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,822
Whoa! Oh my God! Oh my God!

1304
00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:55,742
I'm so sorry!

1305
00:58:55,743 --> 00:58:57,534
Thank you for your
service, gentlemen.

1306
00:58:57,535 --> 00:59:00,330
Buy you a beer later. Yeah?

1307
00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:10,547
Got you a beer.

1308
00:59:10,548 --> 00:59:13,383
Wow. Thank you!

1309
00:59:14,510 --> 00:59:16,344
You know those guys
your brother's playing?

1310
00:59:16,345 --> 00:59:16,887
Mm-hm.

1311
00:59:16,888 --> 00:59:18,471
They can be pretty rough.

1312
00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:20,181
I hope he knows what he's doing.

1313
00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:23,017
Well, I assure you he doesn't.

1314
00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:24,352
You have a nice chin.

1315
00:59:24,353 --> 00:59:26,647
I wouldn't mind
having sex with you.

1316
00:59:30,025 --> 00:59:31,026
Wow, you're a...

1317
00:59:31,027 --> 00:59:32,778
Hot as shit. I know.

1318
00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:37,032
Yeah, a, well...

1319
00:59:37,033 --> 00:59:39,992
I was gonna say "forward" but...

1320
00:59:39,993 --> 00:59:42,412
Are you a virgin or something?

1321
00:59:42,413 --> 00:59:43,997
No!

1322
00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:44,998
No.

1323
00:59:44,999 --> 00:59:46,749
Bull! He cheated!

1324
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,084
That's bullshit and you know it.

1325
00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:49,461
It ain't my fault
you can't hold on

1326
00:59:49,462 --> 00:59:50,462
to your hand in a flush.

1327
00:59:50,463 --> 00:59:52,047
I've been playing cards
for 30 years...

1328
00:59:52,048 --> 00:59:53,966
Nobody gets that kinda draw
on the first damn hand.

1329
00:59:53,967 --> 00:59:56,134
All right, all right, just calm
your titties, Denzel, okay?

1330
00:59:56,135 --> 00:59:58,721
Ow, ow, shit!
You're strong... you're strong!

1331
00:59:58,722 --> 01:00:00,431
Are you gonna help him out?

1332
01:00:00,432 --> 01:00:01,265
Do I have to?

1333
01:00:01,266 --> 01:00:02,767
Uh-huh.

1334
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:06,478
Hey! Guys, hey, uh...!

1335
01:00:06,479 --> 01:00:08,355
Uh... What if we, uh,
take a breather?

1336
01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:12,276
Okay. Hey, hey, hey,
hey, before we start

1337
01:00:12,277 --> 01:00:13,567
the rhinoplasty... maybe
we could just...

1338
01:00:13,568 --> 01:00:14,986
Why don't we add his
nose to the pot?

1339
01:00:14,987 --> 01:00:16,487
No! No, no, no, no.

1340
01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:18,157
Enough!

1341
01:00:21,327 --> 01:00:24,704
Where do you shaved-tail
sons of bitches get off

1342
01:00:24,705 --> 01:00:27,207
makin' trouble in my bar?!

1343
01:00:27,208 --> 01:00:29,126
Ahh, listen!

1344
01:00:29,127 --> 01:00:31,627
Uhh, pirate king, Sir, uh,

1345
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:35,172
th-that's my brother, and our...
our dead dad sent us here.

1346
01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:36,674
You know what, long story.

1347
01:00:36,675 --> 01:00:38,802
Um. If you would just have
Edward Scissorhand

1348
01:00:38,803 --> 01:00:40,302
kindly remove this
from my septum,

1349
01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:43,556
we-we'll just get
the hell outta here.

1350
01:00:43,557 --> 01:00:45,266
You Colt Montana's boys?

1351
01:00:45,267 --> 01:00:45,893
Yeah!

1352
01:00:45,893 --> 01:00:46,727
Nope.

1353
01:00:46,728 --> 01:00:48,812
No. No.

1354
01:00:48,813 --> 01:00:50,939
Uh. Yeah...

1355
01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:54,109
Mmm... Yes?

1356
01:00:54,110 --> 01:00:58,237
Why didn't you say so?
All right, boys.

1357
01:00:58,238 --> 01:01:01,324
Been expectin' ya.
Jake Fillmore.

1358
01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:03,242
Nice to meet you, Jake! Tally.

1359
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:03,912
Mav.

1360
01:01:03,913 --> 01:01:06,037
Yeah. All right.

1361
01:01:06,038 --> 01:01:08,707
Let me punch him, Jake.
Just once.

1362
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:12,503
We'll see.
Let's get a beer.

1363
01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:16,423
Here you go, Scuzz.

1364
01:01:18,050 --> 01:01:19,218
Nope.

1365
01:01:22,847 --> 01:01:25,181
So when your dad and I got
discharged from the army,

1366
01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:26,932
I set up shop here.

1367
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:28,517
And he, Mister Big Stuff,

1368
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,729
was the house band, right there.

1369
01:01:30,730 --> 01:01:32,189
Oh, yeah?

1370
01:01:32,190 --> 01:01:34,316
I didn't know there
was a stage back there.

1371
01:01:34,317 --> 01:01:37,486
Yeah, real stage we lost
to the infestation.

1372
01:01:37,487 --> 01:01:38,694
Oh shit, termites?

1373
01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:40,739
Bobcats.

1374
01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:41,698
And you know this place

1375
01:01:41,699 --> 01:01:44,076
used to rock real
good sometimes.

1376
01:01:44,077 --> 01:01:46,119
Not so much anymore, though.

1377
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:50,666
Bank might close
us down. Whatever.

1378
01:01:50,667 --> 01:01:52,251
Well maybe if you wouldn't
give your beer away

1379
01:01:52,252 --> 01:01:53,919
you wouldn't have that problem.

1380
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:55,546
Those guys are
Vet buddies of mine.

1381
01:01:55,547 --> 01:01:57,256
Some have only got
the shirts on their backs

1382
01:01:57,257 --> 01:01:59,341
and those are borrowed.

1383
01:01:59,342 --> 01:02:00,759
Seems messed up.

1384
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,261
It's hard luck for boys
who just signed up

1385
01:02:02,262 --> 01:02:03,262
to serve their country.

1386
01:02:03,263 --> 01:02:04,679
Yeah, ya know,
I think some people enlist

1387
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,973
just to run away
from family problems.

1388
01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:14,564
Um, you said somethin'
'bout a tape

1389
01:02:14,565 --> 01:02:16,274
hanging around here
or somethin'?

1390
01:02:16,275 --> 01:02:17,943
Uhh, yeah.

1391
01:02:21,697 --> 01:02:23,156
I haven't got a player,

1392
01:02:23,157 --> 01:02:25,534
but, uh, we can just
close up early,

1393
01:02:25,535 --> 01:02:26,909
go to my place, have a barbecue.

1394
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,161
You boys can watch it there.

1395
01:02:28,162 --> 01:02:29,080
You know what,

1396
01:02:29,081 --> 01:02:30,412
we've got DVDs in
the hotel room...

1397
01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:32,125
We'd love to.

1398
01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:34,710
Well, all right then.

1399
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,088
Okay.

1400
01:03:02,613 --> 01:03:07,285
So. How 'bout them Padres?

1401
01:03:09,245 --> 01:03:11,037
Hey everybody, uh,

1402
01:03:11,038 --> 01:03:13,123
gather 'round for a minute.

1403
01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:17,752
First of all, uh,
thanks for comin'.

1404
01:03:17,753 --> 01:03:19,296
Short notice and everything.

1405
01:03:19,297 --> 01:03:22,632
As soldiers, we know
better than most

1406
01:03:22,633 --> 01:03:26,511
that knife's edge between
here and hereafter.

1407
01:03:26,512 --> 01:03:30,264
Today we met Talladega
and Maverick Montana.

1408
01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:32,184
Their brother Colt Jr.'s
one of those soldiers

1409
01:03:32,185 --> 01:03:34,769
we'll see on the other side.

1410
01:03:34,770 --> 01:03:38,606
I wanna say a little prayer.

1411
01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:40,149
Dear Lord,

1412
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:42,402
we wanna take a moment
to honor Colt Jr.

1413
01:03:42,403 --> 01:03:44,571
And the brothers and sisters
that we've lost.

1414
01:03:44,572 --> 01:03:46,406
Please help keep us strong,

1415
01:03:46,407 --> 01:03:49,451
for we are soldiers,
proud and true,

1416
01:03:49,452 --> 01:03:51,286
no matter what cards
we're dealt.

1417
01:03:51,287 --> 01:03:53,914
And speaking of cards, Lord,

1418
01:03:53,915 --> 01:03:55,874
try and forgive
that one there...

1419
01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:57,209
for cheating me at cards!

1420
01:03:57,210 --> 01:03:59,294
Oh, please, Lord...
it was so obvious.

1421
01:03:59,295 --> 01:04:01,421
Uhm! Amen!

1422
01:04:01,422 --> 01:04:02,631
Amen!

1423
01:04:02,632 --> 01:04:05,007
Uh. One other thing.

1424
01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:08,261
This is, um, Colt Jr.'s
interment flag.

1425
01:04:08,262 --> 01:04:09,429
Your Daddy made me promise

1426
01:04:09,430 --> 01:04:11,515
to get it to you guys
safe and sound.

1427
01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:16,727
Thank you.

1428
01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:18,438
Now let's eat some beef!
Come on!

1429
01:04:25,697 --> 01:04:26,697
Okay.

1430
01:04:26,698 --> 01:04:28,907
All right, boys, listen to me,

1431
01:04:28,908 --> 01:04:31,284
your next stop...

1432
01:04:31,285 --> 01:04:32,577
Turkey Track Road.

1433
01:04:32,578 --> 01:04:34,662
I know you're probably
kickin' yourselves

1434
01:04:34,663 --> 01:04:35,455
now that you've heard it,

1435
01:04:35,456 --> 01:04:37,582
maybe even already
figured it out.

1436
01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:40,167
But I have figured that
there is no better place

1437
01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:43,212
for you two to end
this journey, all right?

1438
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:47,968
That's it, your Dad,
CM, over and out.

1439
01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:04,526
Whoa!

1440
01:05:04,527 --> 01:05:06,111
I'm so sorry!
Did you need to use...?

1441
01:05:06,112 --> 01:05:07,112
Mmm!

1442
01:05:09,865 --> 01:05:10,949
Did you need to use
the bathroom?

1443
01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:12,618
- -No thank you.
- -Okay.

1444
01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:15,286
Um, look, uh...

1445
01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:17,789
I-I just split up
with my wife so...

1446
01:05:17,790 --> 01:05:19,249
you know.

1447
01:05:19,250 --> 01:05:21,792
Listen, I grew up
in a military base.

1448
01:05:21,793 --> 01:05:22,877
And with my friends,

1449
01:05:22,878 --> 01:05:24,879
any goodbye could be
the last goodbye.

1450
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:26,381
Some point, I learned that

1451
01:05:26,382 --> 01:05:29,759
life is too short
to be wasting time.

1452
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,594
So why don't you ask yourself:

1453
01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:34,222
Is she really worth
wasting time for?

1454
01:05:34,223 --> 01:05:37,099
Mmm. Yeah,
look, here's the thing,

1455
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:40,771
I haven't had, uh,
sex in a long time, so...

1456
01:05:40,772 --> 01:05:43,814
Th... Um. This isn't
gonna last very long.

1457
01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:45,735
All right. I'll race you.

1458
01:06:02,377 --> 01:06:04,337
Well, hey there...

1459
01:06:17,433 --> 01:06:19,892
Hey, gettin' some ice, huh?

1460
01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:21,352
"Gettin' some ice, huh?"

1461
01:06:21,353 --> 01:06:23,146
What?

1462
01:06:23,147 --> 01:06:26,024
Nothing. See ya outside, 'kay?

1463
01:06:26,025 --> 01:06:28,277
Fine. Ha!

1464
01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:52,258
You got the map, let's go.

1465
01:06:52,259 --> 01:06:54,344
What're you talking
about, man? I just got my beer.

1466
01:06:54,345 --> 01:06:55,512
Stay awhile.

1467
01:06:58,890 --> 01:07:01,267
There. Better?

1468
01:07:01,268 --> 01:07:03,811
Mav!

1469
01:07:03,812 --> 01:07:05,688
Look, guys, excuse me. He's...

1470
01:07:07,817 --> 01:07:09,109
Hey, what's your problem?

1471
01:07:09,110 --> 01:07:11,861
My problem? You've had
a fire up your ass

1472
01:07:11,862 --> 01:07:14,029
this entire trip. Now suddenly
I try to move things along

1473
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:16,908
and I'm the asshole?!
Get on the bike.

1474
01:07:19,828 --> 01:07:21,496
Hey guys, uh,
we're gonna take off.

1475
01:07:21,497 --> 01:07:23,915
Thank you so much
for everything, Jake.

1476
01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,338
Be safe!

1477
01:07:31,257 --> 01:07:33,132
Hey, what about my helmet?

1478
01:07:33,133 --> 01:07:34,593
What about my helmet?!

1479
01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:41,391
Man, I could've
been hit in the head

1480
01:07:41,392 --> 01:07:44,812
with a rock, man, let me...
ride without a damn helmet!

1481
01:07:46,855 --> 01:07:48,939
Closed for the season, huh?

1482
01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:52,317
I don't recognize any
of this, by the way.

1483
01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:53,112
Do you?

1484
01:07:53,113 --> 01:07:54,571
Mav!

1485
01:07:54,572 --> 01:07:56,865
Mav, wait a second, man!

1486
01:07:58,408 --> 01:08:03,537
Mav! Dang it. Mav!

1487
01:08:03,538 --> 01:08:05,664
Mav! Mav, dude, w...!

1488
01:08:05,665 --> 01:08:07,332
Just don't touch me, all right?!

1489
01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:09,042
What? What is your problem?

1490
01:08:09,043 --> 01:08:10,711
You're a dick, d'you know that?!

1491
01:08:10,712 --> 01:08:13,089
I saw you at the barbecue
with Sofia!

1492
01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:13,798
So?

1493
01:08:13,799 --> 01:08:15,299
So?! Asshole!

1494
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:16,842
You're married to
my ex, Jennifer,

1495
01:08:16,843 --> 01:08:18,886
or-or did you just
forget that, huh?

1496
01:08:18,887 --> 01:08:21,181
Oh, I'm... God, I'm so sorry,
I didn't realize you were still

1497
01:08:21,182 --> 01:08:23,016
butt hurt over your
high school crush!

1498
01:08:23,017 --> 01:08:23,892
Really?

1499
01:08:23,893 --> 01:08:25,726
Brotherhood means nothin'
to you, does it?

1500
01:08:25,727 --> 01:08:27,394
What're you talkin' about?!

1501
01:08:27,395 --> 01:08:29,606
Tally, they put that flag
on Colt Jr.'s casket.

1502
01:08:29,607 --> 01:08:30,857
You don't even give
a shit, do you?

1503
01:08:30,858 --> 01:08:32,817
Colt Jr... No, I don't!

1504
01:08:32,818 --> 01:08:33,402
You know why?

1505
01:08:33,403 --> 01:08:35,361
'Cause I am so sick of
everybody talkin' about

1506
01:08:35,362 --> 01:08:36,821
what kind of hero that guy was!

1507
01:08:36,822 --> 01:08:38,906
If he's such a hero,
why did he walk out on us

1508
01:08:38,907 --> 01:08:40,241
just like our drunk-ass father?!

1509
01:08:40,242 --> 01:08:41,368
Ah!

1510
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,207
I'm sorry, I-I...

1511
01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:53,297
No! No, no, no, no!

1512
01:08:55,340 --> 01:08:55,967
No...

1513
01:08:55,967 --> 01:08:56,467
Mav.

1514
01:08:56,468 --> 01:08:57,759
Just get away from it, okay?!

1515
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,220
All right.

1516
01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:35,965
Me and Jen are
getting a divorce.

1517
01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:38,550
What?

1518
01:09:40,385 --> 01:09:44,932
Walked in on her gettin' nailed
by her fitness instructor.

1519
01:09:45,933 --> 01:09:48,309
Shit, dude...

1520
01:09:48,310 --> 01:09:49,812
That's rough.

1521
01:09:51,563 --> 01:09:54,482
She canceled the
credit cards, didn't she?

1522
01:09:54,483 --> 01:09:57,359
Yep.

1523
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,821
I'm a bigger screw-up than
you by a long shot, buddy.

1524
01:09:59,822 --> 01:10:02,156
Heh. Naw, one
little pesky divorce

1525
01:10:02,157 --> 01:10:06,327
doesn't even get you within
striking distance of me, man.

1526
01:10:06,328 --> 01:10:08,829
Not just the divorce, Mav.

1527
01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:12,332
The reason I've been rushing
this whole time is, ah...

1528
01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:15,878
I'm in trouble... with the SEC.

1529
01:10:17,673 --> 01:10:19,508
Football Conference?

1530
01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:27,807
No, no. It's money
stuff. It's, uh...

1531
01:10:27,808 --> 01:10:31,977
I did some dishonest things
to impress my mother-in-law.

1532
01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:35,856
CliffsNotes are: I pay 250
thousand dollars in two days...

1533
01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:38,609
or I go to jail.

1534
01:10:38,610 --> 01:10:40,861
Oh. Sh...

1535
01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:42,071
That's really messed up.

1536
01:10:42,072 --> 01:10:43,323
Yeah.

1537
01:10:48,412 --> 01:10:49,954
It's cold tonight!

1538
01:10:49,955 --> 01:10:50,747
Tell you this...

1539
01:10:50,748 --> 01:10:52,916
What's a night around a camp
fire without a little brandy?

1540
01:10:52,917 --> 01:10:54,959
Hey! Where'd you get that?

1541
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,211
Ah, Jake gave it to me.
Back at his house.

1542
01:10:57,212 --> 01:11:02,007
He said, uh, he and Dad used to
drink it way back in the day.

1543
01:11:02,008 --> 01:11:02,843
Hulls.

1544
01:11:02,843 --> 01:11:03,385
Yeah.

1545
01:11:03,386 --> 01:11:05,262
Ginger Brandy.

1546
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,518
Good?
Not bad!

1547
01:11:20,235 --> 01:11:21,361
Pussy.

1548
01:11:21,362 --> 01:11:24,072
Ha. Yeah, whatever, dude.

1549
01:11:29,828 --> 01:11:31,329
Hey, Tally, can I
ask you somethin'?

1550
01:11:31,330 --> 01:11:32,706
Sure.

1551
01:11:32,707 --> 01:11:35,166
Why do you hate Dad so much?

1552
01:11:35,167 --> 01:11:36,876
How can you not?

1553
01:11:36,877 --> 01:11:40,712
Y'know, I never understood how
you forgave him so easily.

1554
01:11:40,713 --> 01:11:43,591
I forgive him, man... all right,

1555
01:11:43,592 --> 01:11:45,759
so, so he drank too much,

1556
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,052
he wasn't home. I get it.

1557
01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:50,764
But... It's not like he
beat us or anything, man.

1558
01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:55,102
He was a flawed man for sure,
I-I totally get that.

1559
01:11:55,103 --> 01:11:59,231
All right. Dad,
I guess I can understand,

1560
01:11:59,232 --> 01:12:01,235
but Colt Jr.?

1561
01:12:05,155 --> 01:12:07,699
He left us, Mav.

1562
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:10,742
He didn't have to go back
for a second tour.

1563
01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:14,456
We needed him after Mom died,
and he left. Just like Dad.

1564
01:12:14,457 --> 01:12:15,956
It-It's not like he
joined the circus;

1565
01:12:15,957 --> 01:12:17,207
he did somethin'
noble with his life,

1566
01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:18,459
he joined the service, it's...

1567
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:19,293
You still don't get it.

1568
01:12:19,294 --> 01:12:20,752
No, you're right,
I don't get it!

1569
01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:22,715
Please help me understand!
He died!

1570
01:12:25,175 --> 01:12:28,387
Okay?! He died!

1571
01:12:29,555 --> 01:12:32,306
He never came back!

1572
01:12:32,307 --> 01:12:35,434
And I hate him for it.

1573
01:12:35,435 --> 01:12:38,729
I mean, he was the one
constant in our lives.

1574
01:12:38,730 --> 01:12:42,149
That was our big brother, man!

1575
01:12:42,150 --> 01:12:43,942
The protector.

1576
01:12:43,943 --> 01:12:45,778
And he took off!

1577
01:12:50,283 --> 01:12:52,202
Before he left, I...

1578
01:12:54,705 --> 01:12:57,123
I never got the chance
to tell him...

1579
01:13:00,127 --> 01:13:03,922
that I loved him. Ya know?

1580
01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:07,133
Yeah.

1581
01:13:44,212 --> 01:13:45,879
Are you sure he didn't
give us a landmark,

1582
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:46,715
or coordinates or anything?

1583
01:13:46,716 --> 01:13:48,299
I mean, we are literally
in the middle of nowhere.

1584
01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:50,176
No! He just said we'd
be kicking ourselves

1585
01:13:50,177 --> 01:13:52,012
for not recognizing it.

1586
01:13:53,097 --> 01:13:53,972
Yup.

1587
01:13:53,973 --> 01:13:56,014
We need that stupid-ass chuckle.

1588
01:13:56,015 --> 01:13:57,766
Yeah, you remember that chuckle?

1589
01:13:57,767 --> 01:14:00,186
Yeah. I know where we are!

1590
01:14:00,187 --> 01:14:00,812
You do?

1591
01:14:00,813 --> 01:14:02,396
Remember, I got
that scar on my left leg

1592
01:14:02,397 --> 01:14:04,899
Colt Jr., he... pushed me
off the front porch.

1593
01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:07,527
Heh! Oh, yeah.

1594
01:14:11,657 --> 01:14:13,033
Whew.

1595
01:14:15,410 --> 01:14:17,411
Heh.

1596
01:14:17,412 --> 01:14:20,415
Safe. Safe. Safe...

1597
01:14:26,755 --> 01:14:28,423
Found it!

1598
01:14:32,302 --> 01:14:33,511
Heh!

1599
01:14:33,512 --> 01:14:34,637
Huh.

1600
01:14:34,638 --> 01:14:36,598
Hello, boys!

1601
01:14:37,182 --> 01:14:38,182
Ward!

1602
01:14:38,183 --> 01:14:38,725
What...?

1603
01:14:38,725 --> 01:14:39,350
What are you, uh...

1604
01:14:39,351 --> 01:14:40,434
doin' here?

1605
01:14:40,435 --> 01:14:41,602
Yeah?

1606
01:14:41,603 --> 01:14:43,771
I'm here to collect
what's rightfully mine!

1607
01:14:43,772 --> 01:14:44,188
Jeez!

1608
01:14:44,189 --> 01:14:47,441
Oh, shi...! Just put
the gun down, all right?

1609
01:14:47,442 --> 01:14:48,776
You remember? We
grew up together!

1610
01:14:48,777 --> 01:14:49,612
Ah. We're family!

1611
01:14:49,613 --> 01:14:52,196
Bollocks! You boys are family.

1612
01:14:52,197 --> 01:14:54,447
I'm nothin' but
the loyal servant

1613
01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:56,284
who got shafted from the will!

1614
01:14:56,285 --> 01:14:57,077
All right.

1615
01:14:57,078 --> 01:14:58,869
What, hey... What...
D-Did you... track us here?

1616
01:14:58,870 --> 01:15:03,374
Tallywacker, GPS tracker!

1617
01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:07,127
All the years I looked
after your old man,

1618
01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:08,796
made 'im a star,

1619
01:15:08,797 --> 01:15:10,839
held his head when
your mum died,

1620
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,551
arranged his hookers
after she was gone!

1621
01:15:13,552 --> 01:15:17,304
All the while,
hating country music!

1622
01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:19,139
Hmm, and what do I get from it?

1623
01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:22,226
Me? Nothing! Bloody nothing!

1624
01:15:22,227 --> 01:15:24,311
Okay, hey!

1625
01:15:24,312 --> 01:15:24,730
Money?

1626
01:15:24,730 --> 01:15:25,105
Yeah!

1627
01:15:25,106 --> 01:15:26,187
Is that what this is about?

1628
01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:27,357
Yeah!

1629
01:15:28,525 --> 01:15:31,652
Take it. We don't need it.

1630
01:15:31,653 --> 01:15:33,196
Wh-Wh-What do you mean
we don't need it?

1631
01:15:33,197 --> 01:15:34,113
I need the money! I can't...

1632
01:15:34,114 --> 01:15:36,366
We don't need it.
It's just money.

1633
01:15:36,367 --> 01:15:38,409
He's right! It's just money.

1634
01:15:38,410 --> 01:15:41,288
And it's mine!
Now open the safe!

1635
01:15:46,042 --> 01:15:48,044
What happens if we didn't?

1636
01:15:48,045 --> 01:15:50,171
I'll... shoot you both,

1637
01:15:50,172 --> 01:15:51,339
cut your hands off,

1638
01:15:51,340 --> 01:15:54,049
and open the safe myself.

1639
01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:56,469
You know, the thing is,
I don't think you would.

1640
01:15:56,470 --> 01:15:58,512
I mean, come on, we grew
up together, you know...

1641
01:15:58,513 --> 01:16:00,722
Oh, shit!

1642
01:16:00,723 --> 01:16:02,682
He shot you! He shot you!

1643
01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:05,019
You shot me! You shot me!

1644
01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:06,396
Ya know what?
He told you he would!

1645
01:16:06,397 --> 01:16:07,812
I didn't think he would
actually do it!

1646
01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:08,565
Well, he did it!

1647
01:16:08,566 --> 01:16:10,066
You want another one? Hmm?

1648
01:16:10,067 --> 01:16:11,484
Honestly, Ward, no!

1649
01:16:11,485 --> 01:16:14,027
I would be bummed
if you shot me again!

1650
01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:15,362
Then open the safe!

1651
01:16:15,363 --> 01:16:19,407
Okay, okay. Just...
Come on, come on, Tally.

1652
01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:20,451
You're an idiot, Ward.

1653
01:16:20,452 --> 01:16:21,287
Get up!

1654
01:16:21,288 --> 01:16:23,329
Just get up and open the safe!

1655
01:16:23,330 --> 01:16:23,747
Ah!

1656
01:16:23,748 --> 01:16:25,956
J-Just... Okay. All right.
All right, just, c'mon, c'mon.

1657
01:16:25,957 --> 01:16:27,457
Okay. All right.
We're-We're doin' it!

1658
01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:30,045
Thumbs up! Yep!

1659
01:16:34,758 --> 01:16:36,676
What the bleedin' hell?

1660
01:16:36,677 --> 01:16:37,969
Where's the money?!

1661
01:16:37,970 --> 01:16:38,470
We don't know!

1662
01:16:38,471 --> 01:16:40,054
There was supposed
to be money in there, I-I...

1663
01:16:40,055 --> 01:16:41,722
The DV... you have
to play that DVD!

1664
01:16:41,723 --> 01:16:43,307
You play the DVD!

1665
01:16:43,308 --> 01:16:44,432
You shot me!

1666
01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:45,726
You play the DVD.

1667
01:16:45,727 --> 01:16:48,396
Okay... all right...

1668
01:16:48,397 --> 01:16:50,189
Okay, all right.

1669
01:16:50,190 --> 01:16:53,318
It's good. Okay...

1670
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:01,282
Well, boys, you made it.

1671
01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:03,827
Now this place was very, very
special to your mom and I.

1672
01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:06,204
But, quite honestly,
after she died,

1673
01:17:06,205 --> 01:17:09,082
the memories were
just too painful.

1674
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:11,502
But you can make your own
memories, right here.

1675
01:17:11,503 --> 01:17:14,797
You can do that. And I want
you to remember this, boys...

1676
01:17:14,798 --> 01:17:18,884
Every day you live is like
another grain of sand

1677
01:17:18,885 --> 01:17:21,722
falling through that hourglass.

1678
01:17:22,472 --> 01:17:23,890
That's it?

1679
01:17:25,225 --> 01:17:26,559
Where's the money?!

1680
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:28,227
Y-You heard the same
thing we did, okay?!

1681
01:17:28,228 --> 01:17:29,269
There's no money!

1682
01:17:29,270 --> 01:17:32,064
Yeah! Ward,
we don't know, that's it!

1683
01:17:32,065 --> 01:17:33,774
What a pisser!

1684
01:17:33,775 --> 01:17:36,902
Oh. God, okay, okay. Okay.

1685
01:17:36,903 --> 01:17:37,820
You calmed?

1686
01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:38,697
Yeah...

1687
01:17:38,698 --> 01:17:41,031
Now let's get my ass to
the hospital because...

1688
01:17:41,032 --> 01:17:42,866
I'm losin' a lot
of blood over here, okay?

1689
01:17:42,867 --> 01:17:43,867
Okay...

1690
01:17:43,868 --> 01:17:46,327
Aw, hell, I'm just
screwin' with ya!

1691
01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:48,456
There's a false back on the
safe. Just hit the bottom,

1692
01:17:48,457 --> 01:17:49,999
the sucker'll pop right open!

1693
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,834
Now look, I have done what I
could do for those in need,

1694
01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:55,421
I am a philanthropist of sorts,

1695
01:17:55,422 --> 01:17:58,132
so we're not talkin' about
a huge fortune here.

1696
01:17:58,133 --> 01:17:58,967
The way I figure it,

1697
01:17:58,968 --> 01:18:01,259
between this money
and my music catalogue,

1698
01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:03,887
this'll start you boys
out on your fortune.

1699
01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:05,972
Okay? This's your Dad.

1700
01:18:05,973 --> 01:18:08,267
See you on the B side.

1701
01:18:08,268 --> 01:18:09,102
Now check it!

1702
01:18:09,103 --> 01:18:11,186
Okay, okay!

1703
01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:15,691
Dad, come on, don't let
there be money in the back.

1704
01:18:15,692 --> 01:18:16,443
And, of course,

1705
01:18:16,444 --> 01:18:17,567
there's money in the back.
Oh, shit.

1706
01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:20,196
Yeah, looks like
I do have a reason

1707
01:18:20,197 --> 01:18:21,865
to kill both of you.

1708
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:22,990
Okay!

1709
01:18:22,991 --> 01:18:24,199
You always were a wanker...

1710
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,492
No!

1711
01:18:25,493 --> 01:18:28,537
Tally! What did you do?!

1712
01:18:28,538 --> 01:18:30,581
Wait a minute. No, no! I'm good.

1713
01:18:30,582 --> 01:18:33,292
My family jewels!

1714
01:18:33,293 --> 01:18:34,542
Damn eye patch!

1715
01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:35,503
Jake!

1716
01:18:35,504 --> 01:18:37,130
I was aimin' for his knees!

1717
01:18:39,925 --> 01:18:41,842
He went down like a stag!

1718
01:18:41,843 --> 01:18:44,052
How'd you, uh...
How'd you find us?

1719
01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:46,221
Oh! I had one more message
from your old man.

1720
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:47,098
After you found the cabin,

1721
01:18:47,099 --> 01:18:50,392
I figured you boys
might get lost. And...

1722
01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:51,811
Heard the shootin'
and I thought:

1723
01:18:51,812 --> 01:18:54,313
Good God, maybe they've gone
to killin' each other!

1724
01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:57,857
Play it, yeah.

1725
01:18:57,858 --> 01:18:59,777
Shut up! Stop whinin'.

1726
01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:04,364
Ow! Ow... Ow...

1727
01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:07,576
All right, no jokes this time.

1728
01:19:07,577 --> 01:19:08,994
I know our family's
been a little,

1729
01:19:08,995 --> 01:19:11,497
well... dysfunctional.

1730
01:19:11,498 --> 01:19:13,249
But what family isn't?

1731
01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:15,459
By now you know the cabin
and what money I had left

1732
01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:16,752
is yours to split between you.

1733
01:19:16,753 --> 01:19:18,962
But what you may not know

1734
01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:21,172
is I didn't just rebuild
Elmer's ranch for him...

1735
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:22,591
I bought it.

1736
01:19:22,592 --> 01:19:25,094
He's been my business
partner ever since.

1737
01:19:25,095 --> 01:19:28,597
It's my hope that you boys
will continue on with it.

1738
01:19:28,598 --> 01:19:29,639
But hell, you're grown men,

1739
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,517
you can do whatever
the hell you like.

1740
01:19:31,518 --> 01:19:35,437
I'm real proud of you boys.

1741
01:19:35,438 --> 01:19:36,731
Truth is, I always have been,

1742
01:19:36,732 --> 01:19:38,441
I just didn't know
how to show it.

1743
01:19:38,442 --> 01:19:41,234
All the money and fame in
the world is not worth a dime

1744
01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:45,156
if you don't have people
to love and share it with.

1745
01:19:45,157 --> 01:19:47,741
So I leave you with
this one last thought.

1746
01:19:47,742 --> 01:19:50,619
It's very simple, just like me.

1747
01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:52,787
I love you boys...

1748
01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:56,626
I always have and I always will.

1749
01:19:56,627 --> 01:19:57,792
You might not realize it now,

1750
01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:02,422
but you are gonna miss
me when I'm gone...

1751
01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:03,507
Now go on out there,

1752
01:20:03,508 --> 01:20:05,592
give me a proper Irish funeral.

1753
01:20:05,593 --> 01:20:07,927
Everybody gets shit-faced!

1754
01:20:07,928 --> 01:20:11,140
This is CM, over and out.

1755
01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:20,982
To Dad, Mom, Colt Jr.

1756
01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:22,692
And every single person

1757
01:20:22,693 --> 01:20:24,569
that can't be here
with us right now.

1758
01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:25,779
Here, here!

1759
01:20:25,780 --> 01:20:27,615
Here, here!

1760
01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:30,118
Ahh!

1761
01:20:30,119 --> 01:20:31,537
Shit...

1762
01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:34,038
Jake, one more thing!

1763
01:20:38,710 --> 01:20:39,710
What's this?

1764
01:20:39,711 --> 01:20:41,294
That is our inheritance.

1765
01:20:41,295 --> 01:20:46,132
Three hundred and seventy-five
thousand dollars, cash.

1766
01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:47,967
It's for the bank note.

1767
01:20:47,968 --> 01:20:50,762
You guys should all have
a place you can call home.

1768
01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:52,057
That's right.

1769
01:20:53,558 --> 01:20:54,724
I don't know what to say...

1770
01:20:54,725 --> 01:20:58,230
Eh... Comp us a couple
beers, we'll call it even.

1771
01:21:00,773 --> 01:21:03,817
All right, well enough
of this mopey crap, boys.

1772
01:21:03,818 --> 01:21:05,237
Let's have a party, huh?

1773
01:21:14,913 --> 01:21:16,204
You deserve it, Boss.

1774
01:21:16,205 --> 01:21:16,790
You, too.

1775
01:21:16,791 --> 01:21:18,666
I got you, buddy! Next game?

1776
01:21:18,667 --> 01:21:19,458
I won't punch you!

1777
01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:20,335
I got you.

1778
01:21:20,336 --> 01:21:22,836
Punch him. Somebody needs to.

1779
01:21:22,837 --> 01:21:25,840
Okay. I'll be
over there in a sec.

1780
01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:30,594
Funny seeing you here...

1781
01:21:30,595 --> 01:21:32,512
I didn't think you'd
actually show up.

1782
01:21:32,513 --> 01:21:36,099
You sold me a brand new
Harley for 500 bucks!

1783
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:36,768
Yeah...

1784
01:21:36,769 --> 01:21:38,017
I thought you might
be dumb enough

1785
01:21:38,018 --> 01:21:40,022
to buy it back full retail.

1786
01:21:43,317 --> 01:21:45,026
Can I buy you a drink?

1787
01:21:45,027 --> 01:21:46,902
Yeah. Or you could, uh,

1788
01:21:46,903 --> 01:21:49,487
take me for a ride
on your Harley...

1789
01:21:49,488 --> 01:21:51,866
Is that a metaphor
for something or...?

1790
01:21:51,867 --> 01:21:53,452
Guess we'll find out...

1791
01:21:57,038 --> 01:21:58,414
So...

1792
01:21:58,415 --> 01:21:59,040
Yeah?

1793
01:21:59,041 --> 01:22:01,416
What about the restitution?

1794
01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:02,501
Well, hey.

1795
01:22:02,502 --> 01:22:03,462
With a little good behavior,

1796
01:22:03,463 --> 01:22:05,171
I'll be out in six
to twelve months.

1797
01:22:05,172 --> 01:22:07,547
Mmm, good thing they
allow conjugal visits.

1798
01:22:07,548 --> 01:22:09,050
Yeah.

1799
01:22:41,123 --> 01:22:42,917
You're close, come on!

1800
01:22:43,793 --> 01:22:44,834
I never could whistle.

1801
01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:46,336
Hey, bro, i-i-it's fine!

1802
01:22:46,337 --> 01:22:48,464
Uh... You know
what you're doing,

1803
01:22:48,465 --> 01:22:50,257
you're makin' a slit,
round your lips

1804
01:22:50,258 --> 01:22:53,010
and get a little moisture
on 'em and...

1805
01:22:54,345 --> 01:22:56,471
You know, I used to play a
Jew's Harp when I was a kid.

1806
01:22:56,472 --> 01:22:58,181
Yeah, exactly, it's a really
difficult instrument...

1807
01:22:58,182 --> 01:22:58,975
This is totally different!

1808
01:22:58,976 --> 01:23:01,727
So? I wasn't no
good at that either!

1809
01:23:01,728 --> 01:23:03,479
All right, well, uh,
you know what?

1810
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:05,814
You guys just take a five.
I'm gonna go and get some ice.

1811
01:23:05,815 --> 01:23:07,149
When I come back,

1812
01:23:07,150 --> 01:23:09,442
I wanna hear some music
outta you, Green Mile.

1813
01:23:09,443 --> 01:23:12,155
How do you... How do you...?

1814
01:23:13,782 --> 01:23:15,616
You're lookin'
for Jake Fillmore.

1815
01:23:15,617 --> 01:23:17,327
Talk at ya later.

1816
01:23:20,538 --> 01:23:22,082
Shit!

1817
01:24:44,497 --> 01:24:46,957
I'm your hammer! I'm your...

1818
01:24:46,958 --> 01:24:48,374
That's it!
I'm your hammer!

1819
01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:50,877
And three! Two!

1820
01:24:50,878 --> 01:24:51,962
Done!

1821
01:24:51,963 --> 01:24:54,172
So you really think I got what
it takes to be a pop singer?

1822
01:24:54,173 --> 01:24:55,757
Oh, mate, with
muscles like these,

1823
01:24:55,758 --> 01:24:57,592
you're gonna be a star!

1824
01:24:57,593 --> 01:25:00,512
Ripped and tone,
like Richie Stone!

1825
01:25:00,513 --> 01:25:02,722
Woo, I can see my
name in lights!

1826
01:25:02,723 --> 01:25:05,602
I see much more than that, mate!