1 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:11,467 [funky hip-hop music] 2 00:00:14,133 --> 00:00:15,667 - Man, this supposed to be a pick-up game 3 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:17,200 and they ain't picked a nig up yet. 4 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,367 - Fuck these marks, homey. 5 00:00:18,367 --> 00:00:20,367 I say we bust out the hoe detector and dig up 6 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:22,233 some badass beach breezies. 7 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:24,300 [imitating metal detector] 8 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,233 - You trying to go under the pier with me 9 00:00:27,233 --> 00:00:28,267 and go water skeeting? [smacks] 10 00:00:28,267 --> 00:00:29,967 Ah! - Can I stick this hammerhead 11 00:00:29,967 --> 00:00:31,000 in your jaws? [smacks] 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,233 Ah! - Aye girl, you wanna 13 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,467 hang ten on this nine? [smacks] 14 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,367 Ahh! - We only fuck boys 15 00:00:35,367 --> 00:00:37,800 that ain't fuck boys, fuck boy. 16 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,833 Mm-hmm, girl, the one in the ski mask is cute. 17 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:47,000 My coochie is ready for some breaking and entering. 18 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,433 [gun cocks] - I love thugs. 19 00:00:48,433 --> 00:00:51,167 It reminds me of my father. 20 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:52,867 Well, at least that's who he said he was. 21 00:00:52,867 --> 00:00:56,467 - There you go bragging about maybe having a father again. 22 00:00:56,467 --> 00:00:58,467 - If we finna smash, we gotta impress 23 00:00:58,467 --> 00:01:00,400 these whoopties with some criminalistic activities, 24 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,400 my nigs. [smacks] 25 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,133 Ahh! [gunshots] 26 00:01:03,133 --> 00:01:05,733 - Ooh, they shooting! [gunshots] 27 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,467 - Oh, shit! Did you just see that? 28 00:01:08,467 --> 00:01:10,900 - Yeah, they just dropped a Crippy Creme. 29 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:11,933 [police siren wails] 30 00:01:11,933 --> 00:01:14,200 - Oh, shit! - On the ground, Toblerone! 31 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,300 - Aye, you got the wrong ones. 32 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:16,667 - Stop resisting. [smacks] 33 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:17,667 - Uh! - Ooh. 34 00:01:17,667 --> 00:01:21,367 He cute when he swelling up. [laughter] 35 00:01:21,367 --> 00:01:23,633 - Yo, check this out, they thirstin' for us! 36 00:01:23,633 --> 00:01:25,733 Hey Officer, I'm resisting! I'm resisting, too! 37 00:01:25,733 --> 00:01:28,367 You must be a rookie, I can still breathe. 38 00:01:28,367 --> 00:01:30,800 both: Ah! Ah! Ah! 39 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,600 - My hands ain't up. Why don't you shoot? 40 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,267 - What are you crazy? This is America. 41 00:01:34,267 --> 00:01:36,400 You have rights. 42 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,600 Careful, that cocoa's hot. 43 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,133 Muah. 44 00:01:44,133 --> 00:01:47,700 - We changed our minds, baby. I wanna hang ten on your nine! 45 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:50,267 - Ooh, baby. Take me water skeeting! 46 00:01:50,267 --> 00:01:52,167 - Can we fuck? - Now I see why 47 00:01:52,167 --> 00:01:53,700 Chris Brown gets in trouble all the time 48 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:55,867 - Now I can get some throat from Rihanna, 49 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:57,300 'cause we 'bout to be-- 50 00:02:02,067 --> 00:02:03,467 ♪ 51 00:02:03,467 --> 00:02:05,800 [camera shutter clicking] 52 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:13,067 - Get the right side. That's where my dimple be at. 53 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:14,600 - Attention inmates, 54 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,567 Memphis Bleek is performing in the rec room. 55 00:02:17,567 --> 00:02:19,500 I repeat, Memphis Bleek 56 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,567 is performing in the rec room. 57 00:02:21,567 --> 00:02:23,900 - I ain't gonna lie, my nig, juvie is the GOAT. 58 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:25,967 I see why we dominate the world in prison. 59 00:02:25,967 --> 00:02:29,067 - Yeah, we run this bitch! We really outchea. 60 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,533 - Yo, they got bottomless fries, 61 00:02:30,533 --> 00:02:32,967 and all the crucial dipping sauces: 62 00:02:32,967 --> 00:02:35,200 grape, orange and purple. 63 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,500 They shouldn't call this jail, 64 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,733 they should call it Christmas. 65 00:02:39,733 --> 00:02:42,133 - Yo, can I get the rock? - You wanna come get some? 66 00:02:42,133 --> 00:02:43,067 [dramatic music] 67 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:43,867 - Uh! 68 00:02:43,867 --> 00:02:48,067 - Uh! Ow! [crying] 69 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,233 - [grunts] - Uh! 70 00:02:49,233 --> 00:02:51,100 Tell me how my ass tastes. 71 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:55,700 - We're gonna get you out of here as soon as we can, Milky. 72 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:58,367 - Well, you always wanted to be Black. Congratulations! 73 00:02:58,367 --> 00:03:00,467 - Naw baby, I'm running this joint, 74 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:02,533 so you ain't gots to worry about me. 75 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:04,167 And as you can see, I'm eatin' good. 76 00:03:04,167 --> 00:03:07,833 - I bet you they ain't serving you nothing like this. 77 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:08,833 [squishing] 78 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,400 - Mmm, a whole turkey. 79 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,667 Wait a minute, is that cranberry sauce? 80 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:16,900 - I don't know. What's today's date? 81 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:19,067 - Aye, congrats, lil' nigga. You on your way 82 00:03:19,067 --> 00:03:21,800 to get yo ass blowed out. - Man, ignore this stereotype. 83 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,567 I've been workin' the block all day to raise money 84 00:03:23,567 --> 00:03:25,267 for your freedom campaign and my documentary 85 00:03:25,267 --> 00:03:26,567 about your freedom campaign. 86 00:03:26,567 --> 00:03:27,967 I'm this close to getting your life to matter. 87 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:31,400 - I mean, there's no rush. It's chill, look around. 88 00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:35,067 [camera shutter clicks] 89 00:03:40,267 --> 00:03:42,800 [music crescendos] 90 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:45,867 - That's it! I've been bustin' my ass 91 00:03:45,867 --> 00:03:47,933 to fight the white man who built a police state 92 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:51,067 that encourages you to kill each other over Jordans, 93 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:52,833 then go to a prison to make more Jordans 94 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:53,933 for the white man, only to then release 95 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:56,500 your no skills-having ass into the world 96 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:57,767 like a plague of locusts to kill more brothers 97 00:03:57,767 --> 00:04:00,233 and send them to jail and keep the madness going? 98 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:01,733 - Yo man, shut the fuck up. 99 00:04:01,733 --> 00:04:03,567 We tryin' to watch "Peaky Blinders" over here. 100 00:04:03,567 --> 00:04:06,067 - That's it, I'm officially done with... 101 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:07,533 niggas! 102 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:12,867 - Man, anyways, a word of advice, 103 00:04:12,867 --> 00:04:15,567 if you do get your ass blowed out 104 00:04:15,567 --> 00:04:18,233 and you don't tell nobody, then it ain't happen. 105 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:19,867 ♪ 106 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:22,300 - What's Gucci, Air Warden? You wanted to see us? 107 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:23,500 - Yeah, we been here a whole two hours. 108 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,933 We tryin' to see what them conjugals do. 109 00:04:24,933 --> 00:04:27,800 - Yeah, is there like a sign-up sheet 110 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,633 where we can list our preferences? 111 00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:30,433 - Well the good news is, 112 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:32,933 where you guys are going, 113 00:04:32,933 --> 00:04:34,500 you can get conjugals all you want. 114 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:37,300 Till your jaws get sore. 115 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:39,533 - Hell yeah! Wait, what? 116 00:04:39,533 --> 00:04:41,733 - Well, you guys have been formally charged 117 00:04:41,733 --> 00:04:44,700 with robbery and a dash of manslaughter. 118 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:47,067 So, you're being transferred from groovy juvie 119 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:49,933 to the toughest prison in Chamberlain Heights. 120 00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:51,867 Woodpecker Bay. 121 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,700 - We can't go there, we ain't even got pubes yet. 122 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:56,533 - The laws have changed, sonny. 123 00:04:56,533 --> 00:04:58,500 You remember what the first Black President, 124 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,933 Bill Clinton, said: "If you're tall enough 125 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:05,067 to ride a roller coaster, then you can go in with the adults." 126 00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:06,867 [dramatic sting] 127 00:05:06,867 --> 00:05:08,667 - Yo holmes, what's up with Malik? 128 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:10,133 He's, like, three hours late and stuff. 129 00:05:10,133 --> 00:05:12,267 - Maybe the man finally caught up with him. 130 00:05:12,267 --> 00:05:15,067 - Sí, mon, but like who is this "man" anyway, fool? 131 00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:18,533 - You know, whitey, cracker, honkey, peckerwood, 132 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:20,733 blue-eyed devil, Yakub. 133 00:05:20,733 --> 00:05:23,433 - Malik? - Nah, it's Young Lil' Leek. 134 00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:24,600 What's the bidness, my dude? 135 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,167 - I have no idea what you just said. 136 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:27,567 Speak English! - I don't speak English no mo. 137 00:05:27,567 --> 00:05:29,800 All I speak is nigga. 138 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,800 - Great, now I gotta massacre another language. 139 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:32,900 - You're scaring me, ese. 140 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,767 You are acting like a real ninja and stuff. 141 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:36,767 - Nigga, I know. It's actually liberating. 142 00:05:36,767 --> 00:05:38,800 No rules. Just ignant. 143 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,967 Ignant is just below ignorant. 144 00:05:40,967 --> 00:05:43,867 Man, I finally get Katt Williams. 145 00:05:43,867 --> 00:05:45,333 - What's that, Malik? - It's that purp and Percocet. 146 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:48,567 This what niggas want, so that's what we gonna give 'em. 147 00:05:48,567 --> 00:05:50,333 Now let's roll, I need to go record my mixtape 148 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:51,567 and cook up some of that work. 149 00:05:51,567 --> 00:05:53,467 Come on JaMarcus. Lazy ass dog. 150 00:05:53,467 --> 00:05:55,833 Costing me money, don't do nothing. 151 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:59,600 [crowd exclaiming, jeering] 152 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,567 - First time I laid eyes on the Legends, 153 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:02,733 I knew they weren't ready for the life. 154 00:06:02,733 --> 00:06:04,167 [buzzer blares] 155 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,800 - All right, spread 'em. 156 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,900 Mmm. On second thought-- 157 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:13,400 - Ahh! 158 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,967 [inmates jeering] 159 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:17,100 - One fat boy, one funny looking, 160 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:19,300 big-lipped kid, and one Black cracker. 161 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:21,800 I didn't know if they'd make it through Woodpecker Bay. 162 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,667 - You a minority here, whitey. 163 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:25,833 - Hey, were you from, holmes? 164 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:27,833 - Reparations gonna come out your ass. 165 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:30,167 - I'ma suck your titty. - [whistles, kisses] 166 00:06:30,167 --> 00:06:32,267 - Hey look, there's a basketball court. 167 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:33,067 Maybe we can earn their respect. 168 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:38,233 - Yeah, motherfucker! 169 00:06:38,233 --> 00:06:39,533 [stabbing, grunting] - Oh, yeah! Take that! 170 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:40,667 [grunting] 171 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,667 [together] Oh, shit! 172 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:43,700 - Yeah, I thought he traveled, too. 173 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:46,367 - Hey, you're O.J.! Wow, man. 174 00:06:46,367 --> 00:06:47,667 - Nah, that was the past life. 175 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:48,967 Now I'm just The Juice. 176 00:06:48,967 --> 00:06:50,467 - Oh, they did a show on you. 177 00:06:50,467 --> 00:06:51,467 Cuba double murdered that shit. 178 00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:53,300 - Fuck that nigga, Cuba Gooding Jr. 179 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:56,067 Wide-nosed bitch muthafucker. [thunder booms] 180 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:58,133 - Aye, man. I ain't mean to offend you. 181 00:06:58,133 --> 00:06:59,700 - I'm just saying, how you gonna cast a nigga to play O.J.? 182 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:02,833 I transcend race. That's why I got off for killing my wife. 183 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:04,867 Uh--and 'cause I was innocent, of course. 184 00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:06,200 But I'd definitely kill that over-acting, 185 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,400 show me the money, Black motherfucking Cuba Gooding Jr. 186 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,633 and then I'd write a book about it 187 00:07:09,633 --> 00:07:13,133 called "I Did Stab That Bitch, Cuba, Not My Wife." 188 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:16,967 ♪ 189 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:18,800 - So the boys got their job assignments. 190 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,067 Because at Woodpecker Bay, everyone works. 191 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:22,533 The big nose one, well he's gonna be 192 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:23,833 making shoes with the Mexicans. 193 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:26,067 Yep, Air Force Juans. 194 00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:27,600 Get it? 'Cause they're Mexican. 195 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,467 - Aye mayate, you work like a gringo. 196 00:07:30,467 --> 00:07:32,067 You don't make your quota, ese, 197 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:34,367 we gonna give you the Sinaloa Spit. 198 00:07:34,367 --> 00:07:35,800 - What's the Sinaloa Spit? 199 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,067 - That's when Hector sticks his dick in your mouth 200 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:40,567 and Miguel sticks his dick in your ass 201 00:07:40,567 --> 00:07:42,533 and we spin you like a pig. 202 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:44,067 Oink, oink, ese. 203 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:45,633 - Oh, that sound kinda terrible. 204 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:49,100 - The fat boy, well he'll be cutting weaves with the fruits. 205 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:51,500 - Well I think Caitlyn is brave for what he did. 206 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:52,833 Especially at his age. 207 00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:54,567 - All Bruce Jenner did was put on a skirt 208 00:07:54,567 --> 00:07:55,733 and tongue kiss a dude. 209 00:07:55,733 --> 00:07:57,067 Shit, that ain't brave. 210 00:07:57,067 --> 00:07:58,867 All he doing is playing dress up. 211 00:07:58,867 --> 00:08:01,533 - Well, Caitlyn can eat my Wheaties any morning. 212 00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:03,067 [both laughing] 213 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:06,267 - Um, are y'all just gonna talk about dicks all day? 214 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:08,567 - Or we can talk about getting in your asshole, cutie. 215 00:08:08,567 --> 00:08:10,067 [sucking] 216 00:08:10,067 --> 00:08:11,533 - No, no, no, I'll take the dick. 217 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,167 [laughter] 218 00:08:13,167 --> 00:08:15,233 - And in an ironic twist, the white boy ended up 219 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,200 working with the Friends of Izlam. 220 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,867 - See, Caucasoid, we are similar to The Nation, 221 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:22,733 except we still like pork and white women. 222 00:08:22,733 --> 00:08:24,967 Oh yeah, and we don't give a fuck about Islam. 223 00:08:24,967 --> 00:08:26,800 All praises to All Y'all! 224 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,433 all: Praise All Y'all! 225 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:29,833 - Praise All Y'all! 226 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:31,600 I love it here, Brother Malzone. 227 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,100 All we need is some big bootie sistas 228 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:34,433 and this joint'll be turnt. 229 00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:36,100 - You love the dark meat? 230 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,867 Hmm. I see something in you. 231 00:08:37,867 --> 00:08:39,800 Maybe you can serve a purpose. 232 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,200 Read this book cover to cover 233 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,400 and watch the rest of that white devil run out of you 234 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,300 faster than a white boy running out of bullets 235 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,667 at a school shooting. 236 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:47,633 - I'm home. 237 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:48,967 ♪ 238 00:08:48,967 --> 00:08:51,300 - Ay, yo. Ay, yo. What's good, man? 239 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:52,900 It's your boy Young Lil' Leek, you know what I'm sayin'? 240 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,767 'Bout to let these kids know. You know what's up. 241 00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:57,333 Ay, turn me up. 242 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:59,300 ♪ Career Crook, the Leek got what you need ♪ 243 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:03,067 ♪ Have the game on lock before my ABC's ♪ 244 00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:04,533 ♪ From adorable to deplorable, my skin is my sin ♪ 245 00:09:04,533 --> 00:09:06,933 ♪ They hate they way that I'm so wavy ♪ 246 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:08,500 ♪ Watch dem big wheels spin 247 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,800 ♪ Went from chains and whips to chains and whips ♪ 248 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,833 ♪ Get it? From sold and shipped ♪ 249 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,967 ♪ To gold and silks, spit it ♪ 250 00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:16,200 ♪ In any hood Malik run them projects ♪ 251 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,467 ♪ Hands on my nuts but my balls ain't dropped yet ♪ 252 00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:20,267 ♪ Check the scoreboard too much fear to come near ♪ 253 00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:22,667 ♪ Facts: Your style is played ♪ 254 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:24,433 ♪ You haters is Vladimir Hacks ♪ 255 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,967 ♪ Don't sleep, get on both knees and pray to heaven ♪ 256 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,600 ♪ But don't thank God, thank me ♪ 257 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,633 ♪ 'Cause I'm a legend 258 00:09:31,267 --> 00:09:33,467 - Peace, God. - Órale, holmes. 259 00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:36,900 - Pssh, sell outs. - I've learned so much 260 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:38,833 since entering these walls, brethren. 261 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:41,167 - Me too, ese. I speak Spanglish now, 262 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:44,133 I'm Catholic, and I can build an entire Ikea work station 263 00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:45,633 without instructions. 264 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,300 - Jail ain't as bad as I thought. 265 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:49,267 They ain't got dipping sauce, but they do have 266 00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:51,067 a delicious peanut butter and KY Jelly sammich. 267 00:09:51,067 --> 00:09:53,900 It goes down really easy. 268 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,900 - Sorry to interrupt, but can I offer you 269 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,900 some of my fresh baked cornbread? 270 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:59,367 I'm part of the jail welcoming committee. 271 00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:01,300 I see y'all asses are new, so the cornbread 272 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:05,667 is an olive branch of sorts. - I'm in! 273 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,367 Hey! - What the hell are you doing? 274 00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:09,900 - Just trying to enjoy some fresh baked snacks. 275 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,367 It's an olive branch. - If you eat that olive, 276 00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:14,667 he's gonna shove his branch right up your ass. 277 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:15,900 That cornbread represents booty. 278 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:18,333 If you eat that, you're gonna owe him some booty. 279 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:21,567 - Shit, I woulda tickled your big, succulent 280 00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:22,833 hind parts all night. 281 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,333 Damn it, Juice! - Get outta here, Baron, 282 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,267 before I tell the guards you're tickling again. 283 00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:28,100 Come on, now, you gotta be smart in here, fellas. 284 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,167 That cornbread almost cost you your cornhole. 285 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,533 If the boys don't get protection soon, 286 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:34,967 their cornholes are gonna be turned into torn holes. 287 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,967 - Lil' Smurf, you got anymore stitching thread, ese? 288 00:10:37,967 --> 00:10:40,600 - I'm impressed! You figured out a way to fit in. 289 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,833 Blood in, blood out, holmes. 290 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:44,700 You've learned how to stand and deliver. 291 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:46,700 - In the name of the Father, the Son 292 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,867 and the Oakland Raiders. Amen. 293 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:51,033 - You Catholic now, too? Nice touch, ese? 294 00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,700 - Anything for mi barrio, ese. 295 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:53,833 [tearing] 296 00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:57,200 [organ playing] 297 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,767 - Yes! And can any of you lambs 298 00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:02,233 tell me who this wonderful man was? 299 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:05,867 - No, can you tell me why Jesus ain't the color of burnt brass? 300 00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:07,467 And if that's supposed to be Jesus, 301 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,133 why don't he have wooly hair? - What are you saying? 302 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,067 - That Jesus was a nig like me. [smacking] 303 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,467 Ahh! - Impossible. 304 00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:14,667 - Water to wine? 305 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,300 Sounds like Black shit to me. - Yeah, makes sense. 306 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,133 - Yeah. - Fish fry for five-thousand? 307 00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,833 Black shit. [audience agreeing] 308 00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,200 And ain't nobody seen his daddy. 309 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,600 All Black shit. [crowd agreeing] 310 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,767 - Get this traitor out of here. 311 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,067 Guards! 312 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:29,333 - Black power! all: Black power! Black power! 313 00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:31,800 Black power! - Well, if nothing else, 314 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,067 that white boy is committed. 315 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,067 Woodpecker Bay has always been a great place 316 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:35,900 to see what you're really made of. 317 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:39,067 ♪ 318 00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:41,200 - Mm, you got some fast hands, 319 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,567 I never even found out why you even here. 320 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:46,067 - They say me and some friends jacked a Crippy Creme. 321 00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:47,933 - Oh, you here for a real crime. 322 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:49,300 All I dids was buy a joint 323 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,267 within 5,000 feet of a church. 324 00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:52,433 Ten years. 325 00:11:52,433 --> 00:11:54,967 - Wow and doing all that time's turned you gay? 326 00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:56,500 - Shh. I--I'm not gay, man. 327 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:57,533 - Say what? 328 00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:59,467 - It's called survival. If you don't want 329 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:02,633 your backside dug out, you have to act like you like dick. 330 00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:04,467 See, when you offer it up to 'em, it comes across as gay. 331 00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:07,433 And nobody in here's gay. But if you act like 332 00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:09,267 you don't want it, it's a challenge. 333 00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:10,367 In here, consent is the enemy. 334 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:14,100 - So if I don't wanna get penetration, 335 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,200 I gotta act like I wanna get penetration? 336 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,967 - Absolutely. They stopped having sex with me 337 00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:20,067 after the third week. 338 00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:22,600 My farts got sound again. [farts] 339 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,233 - Now who wants this dick? 340 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:26,500 - Me! Dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks! 341 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,467 - Ew, fucking slut. 342 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:31,067 - I said be gay, nigga, not Lee Daniels. 343 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:34,633 - Dos, tres, catorce, quince. 344 00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:35,533 - Damn, Grove. You got buff 345 00:12:35,533 --> 00:12:38,233 since you been in here, my brother. 346 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:41,167 - Yeah my nig, your calf game is kinda sexy. 347 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:42,533 - What? - Just go with it. 348 00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:47,067 I'm playing easy to get so that my farts can have sound. 349 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:50,067 [dramatic music] 350 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,833 ♪ 351 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:54,133 - [choking, gagging] 352 00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:58,433 - Brother Davis! [all gasping] 353 00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:00,067 [siren wailing] 354 00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:04,433 Please, All Y'all, don't let this brother die. 355 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:07,067 - Brother Milk Sayid, the time has come 356 00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,367 when we need your assistance. 357 00:13:08,367 --> 00:13:09,567 - I'll do whatever you want. 358 00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:11,967 I'm your humble servant. I'm your soldier. 359 00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:14,067 Whatever you need, I got you. 360 00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:15,067 - I need you to kill someone. 361 00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:17,333 - Whoa. Except that. 362 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,333 - Milk, you must understand. 363 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,067 The greedy Mexicans have been selling our people 364 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,467 bad toilet wine. 365 00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:27,333 And you saw, the result is the death of one of our own. 366 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:29,500 What we need is retribution. 367 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,200 So if you don't take care of Montoya, 368 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,533 the Brothers will take care of you. 369 00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:37,367 [dramatic music] 370 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,433 - We have a situation, ese. 371 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:42,567 I need you to prove your loyalty to the Rolling Chipotles. 372 00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:45,600 - Whatever you need, holmes, I'm ready to ride. 373 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:49,167 - The mayates in the FOI have gotten a green light to kill me. 374 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:51,233 - Damn, no bueno, ese. 375 00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:53,800 - No bueno indeed. That's why I need you 376 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,833 to go kill one of them. 377 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,200 - No disrespect, holmes, 378 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,633 but this kinda sounds like a "A" y "B" problemo. 379 00:13:58,633 --> 00:13:59,467 - Did you really think that you could 380 00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:02,200 just be Mexican for free, ese? 381 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,733 You have to prove your loyalty. 382 00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:05,300 They shank one of us, you shank one of them 383 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:08,067 or one of us will shank you! 384 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:12,333 [dramatic music] 385 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,633 [all catcalling] 386 00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:16,667 - It's visiting day in your asshole. 387 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,867 - Oh, shut up or I'll suck your dick. 388 00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:20,067 all: Eww! 389 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,267 - Whew, being gay is hard work. 390 00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:23,867 They just won't leave a bitch alone. 391 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:26,500 - [sighs] Girl, I'ma just forget about today 392 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:30,600 and dream about tomorrow. 393 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:36,133 Oh I get it, it's 'cause I'm a pretend gay. 394 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,133 So now I gets no conversations? 395 00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:40,433 - Naw, just got a lot on my mind, my brother. 396 00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:41,767 I have to do something I'm not prepared to do. 397 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:43,067 - Me too, ese. 398 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:45,367 [together] I gotta kill somebody. 399 00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:46,500 [dramatic sting] 400 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,400 - Damn. We've been in jail 48 hours 401 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,433 and we gotta murk somebody? 402 00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:51,533 - Well, if you was with the gays, 403 00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,433 all you'd have to murk is that sphincter. 404 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:56,267 [laughs] Good night. 405 00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:58,700 ♪ 406 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,400 - With their asses on the line, the boys knew 407 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,100 they needed to get help from the outside. 408 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:04,267 And desperate times call for-- 409 00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:06,067 - Smart move, callin' your big bro. 410 00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,167 - Yeah, but I called Malik. 411 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,333 - Well you got me and let me guess, 412 00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:11,367 you got your back blowed out and now you wanna 413 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:14,333 marry the nigga. - Montrel, we in trouble. 414 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,067 La familia wants me to kill one of the Arabs. 415 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:19,367 - And the Arabs want me to kill one of the Mexicans. 416 00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:21,567 - Oh, shit. this is where the Arabs and the Mexicans 417 00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:23,767 are fighting for power. 418 00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:24,867 It always happens. 419 00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:26,967 I call it the "Maria Full of Jihad." 420 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,467 - Hey, is there anything you can do to help us, Montrel? 421 00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,367 - I already did. I got you some representation. 422 00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:33,600 - Really? Who? 423 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,333 [vending machine rattling] - Me, caa. 424 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,133 Aye, can a nigga have some retainers? 425 00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:39,433 - Shea Butta? No fucking way, holmes. 426 00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:41,733 - Shea knows the law better than Johnnie Cochran. 427 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,300 And you don't want some corny-ass 428 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,867 over-worked public defender anyway. 429 00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:46,867 - They don't know shit, caa. 430 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:48,733 Aye, I been arrested thirty-five times 431 00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:50,667 and not once has your Crip been to jail. 432 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,633 - Maybe we should go with the handsome, young mans? 433 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:56,767 I got your retainer in my mouth. 434 00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,167 - Aye, what the hell wrong with him? 435 00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:00,833 - He's just surviving, holmes. 436 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,100 [gavel banging] 437 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,400 - Aye, Your Honor-caa, 438 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,533 the niggas that did this crime is some real ones. 439 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:08,600 Hood-ass, grimy-ass street niggas like me. 440 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,433 Over the course of the proceedings, 441 00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:13,233 I will prove that these three soft-ass R&B niggas 442 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,200 are not capable of the alleged crime. 443 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,433 - Okay, proceed Mr. Butta. 444 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,633 - For my first witness, I call to the stand 445 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:21,100 them big ass titties. 446 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:21,833 Uh, I mean Mrs. Milk. 447 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:22,900 [balloons squeaking] 448 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:26,433 [crowd catcalling] 449 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:28,467 - Now Mrs. Milk, have you ever known Milton 450 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:29,333 to get up on some bitches? 451 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:32,300 - Oh. [giggles] You're cute. 452 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,633 [rolls tongue, laughs] 453 00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:36,100 No, he never gets bitches. 454 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,133 [crowd gasps] 455 00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:38,633 - I object! I gets bitches. 456 00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:40,233 - Oh, [laughs] you do not, Milton. 457 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,933 That's why I had to buy Rhiyonce. 458 00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:45,333 - And who is this Rhiyonce you're referring to? 459 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,333 - His girlfriend. [laughs] I'm just kidding. 460 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,800 His blow up doll. [laughs] 461 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,900 Oh, no bitches. 462 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,267 - As proof that he's a no pussy buster, 463 00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,967 I introduce this raggedy ass blow up doll 464 00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:55,767 as evidence for Exhibit C. 465 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,200 - Milk still plays with dolls? 466 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,867 - Man, I'll explain it to you when you get a little bit older. 467 00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:03,567 But for now, let's just say he bustin' a nut 468 00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:04,400 all up in that ass. 469 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,900 ["Law & Order" stinger] 470 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,433 - Aye, if you was to check the playlist 471 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:09,500 of the true perpetrators of said crime, 472 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,267 you would most certainly find the music of Young Thug, 473 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:15,100 OT Genasis, Gucci Mane or some other crazy, 474 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,467 dope ass, rapper. 475 00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:18,833 Now Jamal, will you please reveal to the court 476 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,733 the contents of your playlist, caa? 477 00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:22,667 - Uh, okay, I'll start from hardest to soft. 478 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:27,333 Ace of Base, Flo-Rida, Adele, and, of course, the homey Drake. 479 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,800 - And we all know Drake the type of nigga 480 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,633 that waves with two hands. [all laughing] 481 00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:33,767 Y'all like that one? 482 00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:35,667 Well check this out: Drake the type of nigga 483 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:38,133 that knows the strippers by they first names out of respect. 484 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:39,633 [laughter] 485 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,700 Drake the type of nigga that knows how to fold fitted sheets. 486 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,600 [laughter] Drake the type of nigga 487 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,400 that do a courtesy flush even when nobody home. 488 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,600 [gavel bangs] - All right, all right. 489 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,233 Counselor, the court understands what type of nigga Drake is. 490 00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:52,267 Proceed with the next witness. 491 00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:53,633 ["Law & Order" stinger] 492 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:55,133 - I present Exhibit D. 493 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:57,567 This footprint was found at the scene of the crime, 494 00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,700 next to a delicious Crippy Creme, caa. 495 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,767 These are clearly Jordan Retro Elevens, 496 00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:03,733 "Space Jam" edition, which my client does not own. 497 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:07,267 'Cause he a broke ass nigga. - Objection, Your Honor. 498 00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:09,700 The defendant is wearing Jordans. 499 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,067 - Yes, to the untrained sneaker head. 500 00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:14,367 And that's why I brought in an expert, caa. 501 00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:16,200 ♪ Announcer: And now, 502 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,233 from North Carolina-- 503 00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:23,933 his shoes are responsible for 376,000 murders 504 00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:27,667 on the South Side of Chicago, this year alone. 505 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:31,500 And the new, proud owner of three prisons, 506 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:36,200 a Harold's Chicken, and a Wing Stop 507 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,167 in the greater Chamberlain Heights area. 508 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:44,867 Number 23, Michael Jordan! 509 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,700 - Michael Jordan, can you please identify this shoe? 510 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:50,767 - Hey, I know the game of basketball, 511 00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,800 but I don't know what the fuck this is. 512 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,833 I mean, you can tell by the poor stitching 513 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,800 that this is obviously the work of a child 514 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,967 that eats at least every other day. 515 00:18:56,967 --> 00:18:59,233 - So what you saying, Michael Jordan-caa, 516 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:02,300 These are not the Air Jordan Retro Eleven Space Jams. 517 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:05,067 - Fuck no. Michael Jordan takes great pride in his brand. 518 00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,067 You ever seen a Black genocide over a pair of damn Starburys? 519 00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,300 - No, I have not. 520 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,700 In conclusion, Your Honor-caa, 521 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:11,867 I believe I have proved 522 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:13,633 beyond Jay-Z's "Reasonable Doubt," 523 00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:15,867 that these no pussy gettin', Drake listening, 524 00:19:15,867 --> 00:19:17,900 fake sneaker wearing, soft-ass squares 525 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,633 are not hard enough to have committed the crime 526 00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:20,800 they are accused of. 527 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,567 Now bang that gavel, caa. 528 00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:25,267 - Case dismissed. Counselor Butta, 529 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,633 you were a savior today. 530 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,500 We almost committed a travesty of justice 531 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,667 and put an innocent white person behind bars. 532 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,100 Your defense of your clients was spectacular. 533 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,367 [all cheering] 534 00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:36,600 Hold on, everyone. 535 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,767 Counselor, please state your full name. 536 00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:41,267 - Uh, Shea "That Real Crip" Butta. 537 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,167 - Your full legal name. 538 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,867 - Raymond Ray Rutherford. - That's a bitch-ass name! 539 00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:49,267 - You're under arrest for outstanding warrants. 540 00:19:49,267 --> 00:19:50,433 We've been looking for you. 541 00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:51,667 - Shea, why would you come to court 542 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:52,733 knowing you could get caught? 543 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:53,867 - What can I say, tiny caa? 544 00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:56,933 I'm a real nigga who just loves my peoples. 545 00:19:56,933 --> 00:19:57,833 Stay Black. 546 00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,233 - I love my peoples, too, Shea. 547 00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:03,933 - Don't forget to tell 'em 548 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:05,567 that you like dicks! ["Law & Order" stinger] 549 00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:10,233 - Yeah, so what changed your mind, Malik? 550 00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:12,000 - I realized that our people wanna go to jail 551 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,433 because they lost hope and have given up 552 00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:14,767 on the American dream. 553 00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:16,800 Even rehabilitated-minded Negros often find themselves-- 554 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,833 - Enough, boss! We just glad to have you back. 555 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,000 - It's good to be back. Now let's go get that paper. 556 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,700 ♪ 557 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,367 - That's right, girl. We almost had to do 558 00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:26,933 25-to-life in that bitch. 559 00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:28,533 But we out now. - Y'all ain't got no scars 560 00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:31,467 or tear drops? - Did you at least 561 00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:33,367 rape somebody? - No. 562 00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:34,733 - Well if you didn't rape nobody, 563 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,900 heh, you musta gotten raped. 564 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:39,900 - You don't get raped if you want it! 565 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,067 - Hey, come back here! - Damn, girl! 566 00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,667 Don't leave so quickly! - What did I say? 567 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:43,900 I didn't mean it! - In the eyes of the state, 568 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,367 those guys are like any other 569 00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:46,867 Black kids out there, guilty. 570 00:20:46,867 --> 00:20:48,367 I'm glad it worked out for 'em. 571 00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:49,700 They don't need to spend the rest of their years 572 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:50,867 slaving for companies that rape their people 573 00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:52,933 of the little bit of money they do have. 574 00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:54,700 I guess the moral of the story is... 575 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,800 Fuck Cuba Gooding Jr. Don't let him play you. 576 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,000 And if I ever get out, the next mini-series 577 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,233 is gonna be about me killing that motherfucker. 578 00:21:00,233 --> 00:21:03,767 Yeah, I said it. 579 00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:05,933 And this glove is gonna fit, God damn it! 580 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,467 [baton thwacking]