1 00:00:34,817 --> 00:00:37,689 [cow moos] 2 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:42,129 [cow moos] 3 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:55,142 [instrumental music playing] 4 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:46,062 [bus engine starts] 5 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:56,741 FRED [ON RADIO]: What's cooking, fuck chop? 6 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,877 Hey, Fred. 7 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:03,574 FRED [ON RADIO]: You ready for this? 8 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:06,621 Deb's pregnant again. 9 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:09,363 Uh, congratulations? 10 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:12,409 FRED [ON RADIO]: Hey, how am I supposed to afford a fifth kid? 11 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:15,282 Christ almighty. 12 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:17,936 Were you just not careful or? 13 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:18,894 FRED [ON RADIO]: I don't know. 14 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:20,112 You know how it is. 15 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:23,159 Once those bodies start slapping-- 16 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,073 Gross. 17 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:01,763 [laughing] 18 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:04,287 MICHAEL: Ah. 19 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:05,288 Fantastic. 20 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:08,248 [rock music playing] 21 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,723 Wait, what did you mean by cadaver? 22 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:49,680 Uncle Jesse. 23 00:04:49,811 --> 00:04:50,638 What's wrong with that? 24 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:51,726 What isn't wrong with that? 25 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,118 It's fucked up. 26 00:04:53,249 --> 00:04:54,250 You're supposed to respect your cadaver. 27 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:55,338 How was that not showing respect? 28 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:56,818 Uncle Jesse is the hot uncle. 29 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,123 Michael, back me up here. 30 00:04:58,254 --> 00:04:59,821 What? 31 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:00,865 On your own, man. 32 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:01,823 Thank you. 33 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,433 See. 34 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:04,652 Not everyone is morally bankrupt as you are, Justin. 35 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:06,218 At least we're taking pictures of him 36 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:07,742 like that guy from last year. - Oh, my God. 37 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:09,134 Yeah. 38 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:10,527 He had to face the family and apologize. 39 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:12,834 It was a real black eye to the nursing school. 40 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:15,184 Anyway, so we're dissecting uncle Jesse's pelvis-- 41 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:42,080 Ah. 42 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,081 Let me give you a ride. 43 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:43,952 It's freezing. 44 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:46,781 Come on. 45 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:47,825 Just let me give you a lift. 46 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:55,790 Do I need to call the cops again, Bob? 47 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,748 Making me work for it, tonight, huh? 48 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:03,624 [beeping] 49 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:09,151 Hey, it's Fuck You Bob. 50 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:10,500 Fuck You Bob. 51 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,284 ALL: Fuck You Bob. 52 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:13,460 All right. All right. 53 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:14,243 Dude. Come on. 54 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,549 Shut up. 55 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:16,419 Why do they call him "Fuck You Bob"? 56 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:17,507 Wait for it. 57 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:18,856 You're all strapped in, Bob. 58 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:19,770 Fuck you. 59 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:22,033 [laughing] 60 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:25,080 FRED: Hey, what's your 20? 61 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,082 Uh, I'm just outside the loop. 62 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:28,518 I've just picked up Bob here, and he gave 63 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:29,911 me a run for my money tonight. 64 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,782 FRED: That's stubborn old Bob for you. 65 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:33,523 But tell him Fred says hi. 66 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:36,787 He can probably hear you. 67 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,136 He says hi. 68 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:43,185 FRED: Can seven, which means signing off. 69 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:44,926 Look at him. 70 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:46,275 He's all tuckered out. 71 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,363 I love Justin. 72 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:48,669 He's the best. 73 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,061 Yeah. 74 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:51,498 My last college didn't have a drunk bus. 75 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:53,108 It's a great idea. 76 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:55,066 What made you decide to become a bus driver? 77 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:58,330 This and, uh, nude modeling are the two 78 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:00,507 highest paying jobs on campus. 79 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:01,682 No offense, dude. 80 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,031 I think I'd pick the nude modeling. 81 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:06,382 Less chance of being puked on, I guess. 82 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:09,080 Maybe. 83 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:11,387 Justin tells me you're really into film. 84 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:14,521 I used to take a lot of Polaroids. 85 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:16,000 Did you study photography? 86 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,002 Photojournalism. 87 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:21,963 But, uh, I don't, I don't, uh, really do that stuff anymore. 88 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:25,009 I just transferred here for museum studies. 89 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:28,273 Our big project this semester is to curate an original art show. 90 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:30,101 I'm feeling really uninspired. 91 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:34,018 I'd love to see your work sometime. 92 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:36,151 So are you seeing someone or? 93 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:37,326 What? 94 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,196 Oh, yeah. 95 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:39,371 No. 96 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:40,721 I just, uh, went through a breakup. 97 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:41,635 Yeah. 98 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:42,636 Try nine months ago. 99 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:43,767 Oh, I knew you were faking. 100 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:46,988 I'm sorry. 101 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:48,729 That really sucks. 102 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:49,599 You guys date long? 103 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,558 Uh, yeah. 104 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:52,994 Since high school. 105 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:56,476 Amy applied to KIT, so I applied too. 106 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,869 Planning on getting married and everything. 107 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,218 It's stupid. 108 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:03,091 I don't think that's stupid. 109 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,005 What? 110 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:05,223 If I did, I'd tell you. 111 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:06,442 It's a little stupid. 112 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:07,356 Whatever. 113 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,227 So what happened? 114 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:13,623 I mean, after, uh, after graduation, 115 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:14,929 she moved to New York and said that we 116 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,017 should see other people. 117 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:16,931 Ugh. 118 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,803 Nine months ago. 119 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:20,804 Uh, thank you, Justin. 120 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:21,718 Dude. 121 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:29,944 Got to get a stick together, right? 122 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:32,555 You've got to stay behind the-- the-- the yellow line. 123 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:36,254 My boyfriend broke up with me today. 124 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:38,300 Hey, do you want some water? 125 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:43,871 He was, Oh, this is college. 126 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:48,745 We're not supposed to be tied down. 127 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:49,790 Fuck him. 128 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:50,747 Yeah. 129 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,227 Seriously. Fuck him. 130 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:53,533 I'm trying to drive. 131 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,012 You can't, you cannot touch my arm I-- 132 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:56,013 My stomach hurts. 133 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:56,971 Here. 134 00:08:57,101 --> 00:08:57,841 Take the water. 135 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,502 I think she likes you. 136 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,461 [laughing sarcastically] 137 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:15,903 Hey. 138 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,426 Yep. 139 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,690 I know you. 140 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,605 I thought you graduated already. 141 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,090 I think I'm gonna be sick. 142 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,744 No, no, please, please don't throw up in here. 143 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:31,745 Please. 144 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:34,051 Please, please sit back. 145 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:35,531 [farting] 146 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:38,534 [screaming] 147 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,014 Oh my God. 148 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,363 Oh, she pooped! 149 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:42,277 She pooped! 150 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:43,147 Oh my god! 151 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:48,849 [gagging] 152 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:13,830 OK. 153 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:14,744 Put that down. 154 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:15,963 Take a bite. 155 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:19,967 Is that bacon on a donut? 156 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:23,274 It is a caramel bacon donut. 157 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,580 They were out of everything else. 158 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:32,588 Well, that's, that's awesome. 159 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,068 It's OK. 160 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:45,601 You're awesome, and I think we should do it. 161 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,343 Let's get a place. 162 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,040 I thought you said you weren't ready. 163 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,564 I am ready, and you're right. 164 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:57,047 We do, we do work really well together. 165 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,483 [interposing voices] 166 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,311 Cool. 167 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,704 Yeah. 168 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,663 I love you. 169 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,055 I love you too. 170 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,845 Woo hoo! 171 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,891 Is tonight the night? 172 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:17,851 [music playing] 173 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:22,377 [SINGING] Lady, you showed me [inaudible] 174 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:26,294 all the tears you brought me. 175 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,296 Broke my one rule. 176 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:30,820 You treated me cruel. 177 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,780 [phone ringing] 178 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,793 SISTER: [MUFFLED] Hello. 179 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:47,881 Oh. Whoa. 180 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,447 You're awake. 181 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,319 Was just gonna leave you a voicemail. 182 00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,494 How's it going? 183 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,756 SISTER: Good. 184 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:54,844 Mom wants you to call her, by the way. 185 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:55,758 Oh, yeah. 186 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:56,672 I gotta do that. 187 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,369 SISTER: OK. 188 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,720 So listen, a paid internship just opened up in my office. 189 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:01,677 Interested? 190 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:05,594 Dude. 191 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,030 She's gone. 192 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,206 You can't stay in that town forever, waiting, 193 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:12,253 living with that old loser. 194 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,690 I mean, you graduated. 195 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:19,129 It's time to just, just come to Chicago and move on. 196 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,087 Please. 197 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,392 Love our talks. 198 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,306 SISTER: Come on. 199 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:23,220 No, I got to go. 200 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:26,223 SISTER: Come on. 201 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:29,183 [instrumental music playing] 202 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:03,391 Dude. 203 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,305 I really got to pee. 204 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:05,654 Come on. 205 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,568 Come on. 206 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:07,482 Come on. 207 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:10,354 Oh, God. 208 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,268 Oh. 209 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:20,147 My pee always smells like, uh, movie theatre popcorn. 210 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:24,542 You know, like, fake, hot butter stuff. 211 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,327 I mean, don't get me wrong. 212 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:29,678 I will still crush a bucket of that stuff, no questions asked. 213 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,550 I'm just saying, like, if the ushers 214 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,509 decide to pee in the butter. 215 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,032 How would we ever know? 216 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,643 There's no chance we would know. 217 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,689 I probably have already eaten some usher's piss. 218 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:44,824 Hey, thank you. 219 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,631 [tv in background] 220 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,285 MAN [ON TV]: Accumulations of up to 10 inches in some places. 221 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,461 Bundle up if you're going out, and make sure to check in 222 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:16,768 on any loved ones. 223 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:17,857 Hey, gang. 224 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,002 FRED [VOICEOVER]: Congrats. 225 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,786 You're nearing a milestone in your career 226 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,701 with the campus bus service. 227 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:39,052 Four years without an incident. 228 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,488 Now if you make it to the end of February 229 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,925 without a traffic violation, fender bender, 230 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:46,581 or a pedestrian fatality, you'll receive the prestigious all 231 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,800 stars of safety plaque. 232 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,151 Next step is becoming a full time employee. 233 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:55,111 I'm talking 25 grand a year, health plan, 401k. 234 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,243 Ha. 235 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,592 Keep up the good work. 236 00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:00,900 Sincerely, Fred Quigley. 237 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,554 PS I burped my breakfast burrito into this envelope. 238 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:06,427 Ugh. 239 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:07,428 Four years. 240 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,220 FRED [ON RADIO]: So what do you think? 241 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,135 About what? 242 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,963 FRED [ON RADIO]: The all stars of safety. 243 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,182 I won't lie. 244 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:23,923 It's a pretty big deal. 245 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:27,056 You get your name engraved on a plaque right next to mine. 246 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,929 That's immortality, assuming you make it. 247 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,325 I hope you're not still thinking about that Amy girl. 248 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,153 Get your head in the game. 249 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:38,633 Eye on the prize. 250 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:42,724 Don't want anything happening to my protege. 251 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:43,725 Protege. 252 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,600 [blows raspberry] 253 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,911 KAT: Maybe she's just being friendly. 254 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,391 I don't know. 255 00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,132 If it was a regular smiley face, I'd 256 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:02,309 give her the benefit of the doubt, but winky smiley face. 257 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,527 The bitch wants to be born again. 258 00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,312 What? 259 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:08,184 She wants to taste the body of Christ, crucify her vagina. 260 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,577 No offense, guys. 261 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,013 Why are we still talking about this? 262 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,102 JUSTIN: Jesus, Kat, tell us how you really feel. 263 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,625 All right. 264 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,714 I feel like she's messing with your head. 265 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,064 I feel like she's playing games, and it's 266 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,022 getting a little masochistic. 267 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,502 I think you were Michael and Amy for so long 268 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,895 that you forgot how to be just Michael. 269 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,115 I'm alone on the bus every night. 270 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,944 I mean, alone alone. 271 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,033 Like, you remember my breakup last summer? 272 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,469 JUSTIN: Hm-mm. 273 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,124 Afterwards, I went and traveled South America 274 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,561 by myself, which was scary. 275 00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:38,475 It was fun. 276 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,999 It was-- 277 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,652 Super lonely? 278 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,350 Yeah. 279 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,656 At times, it was, but, you know, the world didn't end. 280 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:48,398 It's OK to be by yourself. 281 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,357 I don't want you to get stuck in a crappy relationship 282 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:51,314 for fear of being alone. 283 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,798 Shit. I got to go, guys. 284 00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:57,712 Sorry. 285 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,235 All right. 286 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,107 Well, if you do go to South America. 287 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,934 You can call up one of my cousins. 288 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,545 They'll show you around. 289 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,503 [chuckling] 290 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,556 Ew. 291 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:16,818 It smells like dookie up in here. 292 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:32,964 [knocking] 293 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,444 JOSH: Open up. 294 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,055 Open up. 295 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,447 Wait, wait, wait. 296 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:38,405 I got a keg. 297 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,884 You can't bring a ke-- 298 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,281 what are you doing with that, man? 299 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,023 Some freshmen paid me to pick it up for them, 300 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,938 and, of course, the battery died in my car, so-- 301 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:50,982 Dude. 302 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,506 You know, you can go to jail. 303 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:55,596 Well, if you think of a better way to make $47, 304 00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,902 I'd love to hear about it, or if you would just 305 00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,948 put in a good word with Fred for me, like I asked, 306 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,210 I wouldn't have to do this. 307 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,733 Fred's not going to hire you back. 308 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:03,691 Why not? 309 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,345 Josh, you know why not. 310 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:09,566 It's because I'm a registered sex offender, isn't it? 311 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:10,654 OK. 312 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,482 Well, it was public urination. 313 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:13,744 I have a small bladder. 314 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,442 I mean, in hindsight, should I have 315 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,183 found a more discreet location than a Chuck 316 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,836 E. Cheese parking lot at lunch? 317 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,708 Sure, but do I deserve to be branded 318 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,362 a monster for the rest of my life, 319 00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,233 because I take a leak in public? 320 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,539 Fuck no. - Uh, whatever. 321 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:26,453 I don't care. 322 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,497 Just bring it on. 323 00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:28,629 Do it quick, please. - OK. 324 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,239 Thank you. 325 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,067 I don't know why you want to bring a keg of beer 326 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,417 onto a bus full of drunk college kids anyway. 327 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:35,375 OK. 328 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:36,811 Put down the ramp. 329 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,029 - No, not for you. - Put down the ramp, dude. 330 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:38,943 Just get it on. 331 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,216 BOB: Fuck you. 332 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,653 [laughing] 333 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:07,015 [SINGING] The wheels on the bus go round and round. 334 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,235 ALL: [JOINING IN] Round and round. 335 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,758 Round and round. 336 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:15,110 The wheels on the bus go round and round. 337 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,852 All through the town. 338 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:18,896 AMY: Micheal. 339 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:19,810 Michael. 340 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:40,266 ALL: The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish. 341 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:41,745 Swish, swish, swish. 342 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,747 Suck my dick. 343 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:50,754 [ringing] 344 00:19:54,367 --> 00:20:00,764 [singing over each other] 345 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,723 FRED: You're my protege. 346 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,210 Fuck you. 347 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,353 Hey. 348 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:25,224 What the? 349 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,399 Stop the fucking bus. 350 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,270 That was my stop. 351 00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:29,967 Hey, asshole. 352 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:31,839 Stop the bus now. 353 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:35,930 [laughing] 354 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,802 Shut the fuck up. 355 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,848 Everyone, shut the fuck up. 356 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:43,894 Stop messing around with Bob, or you're off the bus. 357 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:47,898 Bob, you OK? 358 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,686 Fuck you. 359 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:55,123 [laughing] 360 00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:06,569 You got to stay behind the line, man. 361 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,528 [thudding and grunting] 362 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:12,793 [MUSIC - REDBONE, "WE WERE ALL WOUNDED AT WOUNDED KNEE"] 363 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:23,934 [SINGING] We were all wounded at Wounded Knee, you and me, 364 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:34,641 we were all wounded at Wounded Knee, you and me, 365 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:40,690 in the name of manifest destiny. 366 00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:41,604 You and me. 367 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,305 [bus engine starts] 368 00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:23,559 It smells like shit in here. 369 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:25,692 Like, actual shit. 370 00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:28,564 Did you shit? 371 00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:30,740 I'm Pineapple. 372 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:33,177 You say your name's Pineapple? 373 00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:34,962 Yeah. 374 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:36,616 The bus service. 375 00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:38,008 They hired me. 376 00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:42,361 To give me a tattoo? 377 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:43,536 No. 378 00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:44,798 To protect you. 379 00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:47,757 I'm in security. 380 00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:48,671 Oh, dude. 381 00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:50,064 No. 382 00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:51,413 I, I've been doing this for a long time. 383 00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:52,675 That kid was just being a dick. 384 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,155 I-- I really-- 385 00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:55,678 I don't need any, you know-- 386 00:22:55,809 --> 00:22:57,593 Sure about that, homie? 387 00:22:57,724 --> 00:22:59,073 Doesn't look too good. 388 00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,031 Here, try this. 389 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:03,556 It's witch hazel. 390 00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:06,515 It will help with the inflammation. 391 00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:08,648 You carry witch hazel with you? 392 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:10,867 Yeah. 393 00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:12,434 Look. 394 00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:14,523 Next time some drunk motherfucker steps you, give 395 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:17,221 them one of these to the head. 396 00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:19,354 Will stop the fight before it even starts. 397 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:21,312 Here, try it. 398 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:22,444 I'm good. 399 00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:23,750 Go ahead. 400 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,839 Hit it. 401 00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:28,537 What the fuck was that bullshit? 402 00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:31,497 Headbutt my fucking hand. 403 00:23:31,627 --> 00:23:33,629 There you go. 404 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,153 It's better than breaking your hand on some joker's face, 405 00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:38,199 'cause then you gotta fuck your other hand, 406 00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,506 and that definitely sucks. 407 00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:41,594 FRED [ON RADIO]: Hey, fuck chop. 408 00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:43,596 You didn't leave yet, did you? 409 00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:44,945 No, I'm-- I'm-- 410 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:46,033 I'm still here. 411 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:47,774 Did you guys hire a, um- 412 00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:49,689 FRED [ON RADIO]: Well, due to last night's incident, which 413 00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,952 won't affect your eligibility for the safety award, 414 00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:56,304 so don't worry, we hired a guy at work security temporarily. 415 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,219 He calls himself Pineapple. 416 00:23:58,349 --> 00:23:59,829 Fred. 417 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,744 FRED [ON RADIO]: He's got tattoos covering his face. 418 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:02,832 Wait till you see this fat fuck. 419 00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,660 Fred. 420 00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:06,923 FRED [ON RADIO]: Dude looks like a Darth Maul fucked fat Albert. 421 00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:08,490 I'm not shitting you-- - Fred. 422 00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:10,100 FRED [ON RADIO]: Now, if tons of fun gives you-- 423 00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:12,494 Hey, Fred. 424 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:15,236 It's Pineapple. 425 00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:18,500 You want me to come in there and murder you? 426 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:23,940 FRED [ON RADIO]: That won't be, uh, necessary. 427 00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:26,900 Uh, you-- hey, you all be safe out there. 428 00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:28,510 You too, Fred. 429 00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:30,469 FRED [ON RADIO]: We joke around here, Pineapple. 430 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:31,731 PINEAPPLE: Let's go. 431 00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:32,993 FRED [ON RADIO]: I knew you were there. 432 00:24:45,745 --> 00:24:48,095 Yo. 433 00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:49,836 You ever hit it with a passenger? 434 00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:52,882 Usually, just, uh, drive them to the bars and back. 435 00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:54,318 Shit, son. 436 00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:55,842 Do you even know what you missing? 437 00:24:58,322 --> 00:24:59,106 What? 438 00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:00,847 You got a girlfriend? 439 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:06,330 Uh, yeah, uh, she's in, uh, in New York. 440 00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:09,203 [speaking samoan] 441 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:10,987 What? 442 00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:13,294 It's Samoan, man. 443 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:16,210 It means, the net's hanging up to dry, 444 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:19,909 but it'll be used for fishing again. 445 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,956 Kind of just got to, uh, focus on the road here, man. 446 00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:24,174 My bad. 447 00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:25,088 You do you. 448 00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:35,359 What? 449 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:41,148 Tell me if I'm off base, but you never shampooed the wookie. 450 00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:43,237 I had a girlfriend for five years. 451 00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:46,153 Yeah, but it didn't mean you got your twinkie stinky. 452 00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:47,067 It's all right, man. 453 00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:49,983 Just own it. 454 00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:53,464 So am I wrong? 455 00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:08,958 Love you. Goodnight. 456 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:09,872 Love you. 457 00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:10,786 Night. 458 00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,793 What's that doing here? 459 00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:18,968 What? 460 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:21,710 You're poking me with your boner. 461 00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:23,538 I can't really help it. 462 00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,801 Then maybe go to the bathroom and jerk off or something. 463 00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:27,107 I have to get up early tomorrow. 464 00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:32,939 Why is premarital sex so wrong, but 465 00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:34,984 masturbating's totally fine? 466 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:37,204 Because you're the one who has to answer to the Lord 467 00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:40,250 for your behavior, not me. 468 00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:43,210 Night. 469 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,125 So you're a virgin. 470 00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:46,256 Keep it down, man. 471 00:26:46,387 --> 00:26:47,170 Come on. 472 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:51,174 What is that shit you're drinking? 473 00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:52,741 It smells like absolute ass. 474 00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:55,004 Oh, it's traditional Maui soup. 475 00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:59,052 Pureed seafood, pork bones, some other shit in it. 476 00:26:59,182 --> 00:26:59,922 You want some? 477 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:01,445 No, I'll pass. 478 00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:02,621 More for me. 479 00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:08,452 So what's Amy doing besides cock teasing in the Five Boroughs? 480 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:11,630 She's a junior fashion buyer. 481 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,197 She did text me saying she's going to be in town next week, 482 00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:17,287 and there was a winky smiley face involved so. 483 00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:21,378 So that means she wants your dick. 484 00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:24,338 Dude, we gotta get you laid. 485 00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:26,688 Fucking's important. 486 00:27:26,819 --> 00:27:28,908 A buddy of mine, he got married. 487 00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:31,998 On his wedding night, found out she got an inside-out vagina. 488 00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:33,564 What's an inside-out vagina? 489 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:35,305 Fuck if I know. 490 00:27:35,436 --> 00:27:36,829 He wasn't really taking follow up questions. 491 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:37,699 You feel me? 492 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:39,266 A penis? 493 00:27:39,396 --> 00:27:41,616 Could be. 494 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:45,185 Look, my point is you got to make sure the parts fit 495 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:46,055 before you commit. 496 00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:49,755 Yo. 497 00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:50,625 Let me get in on that. 498 00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:16,042 Oh, uh, Pineapple, it's Bob. 499 00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:18,261 Bob, that's Pineapple. 500 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:19,610 Yo, what's up, Bob? 501 00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:25,442 You. 502 00:28:25,573 --> 00:28:27,793 This guy's awesome. 503 00:28:27,923 --> 00:28:29,359 Where do you take him? 504 00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:31,187 If we can actually convince him to get on the bus, 505 00:28:31,318 --> 00:28:33,189 I usually drop him off at the old flour mill. 506 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,539 Oh, yeah, what's over there? 507 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:36,584 I don't know. 508 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,368 He's definitely not telling. 509 00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:41,284 Apparently, he used to teach art here in the 70s. 510 00:28:41,415 --> 00:28:42,155 No one really knows. 511 00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:43,025 He's kind of a mystery. 512 00:28:49,945 --> 00:28:51,338 Yo. 513 00:28:51,468 --> 00:28:54,254 You see those two girls back there? 514 00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:57,736 If I get them to kiss, you let me get behind the wheel. 515 00:28:57,866 --> 00:28:59,215 Go for it. 516 00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:05,744 Check check. 517 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:07,571 How's everybody doing out there tonight? 518 00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:14,361 I said, how's everybody doing out there tonight? 519 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:17,320 [cheering] 520 00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:19,758 Yeah, this is good. 521 00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:24,023 Come on, guys. 522 00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:27,026 Get up. 523 00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:27,983 Get up. 524 00:29:36,165 --> 00:29:36,905 Damn. 525 00:29:52,442 --> 00:29:53,400 Look, dude. 526 00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:54,662 It's going to happen. 527 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:55,706 Look. 528 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:56,882 Going to fucking happen. 529 00:30:00,973 --> 00:30:02,278 Ah, ah. 530 00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:04,280 Aah! 531 00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:06,717 Yo, yo, check it! 532 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,067 Ugh. 533 00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:14,073 [chuckling] This thing handles like shit. 534 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:14,987 I know. 535 00:30:15,117 --> 00:30:15,901 You get used to it. 536 00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:18,338 Just be careful please. 537 00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:22,908 So you drive the same route, night after night, 538 00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:23,909 over and over? 539 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:24,910 That's the job. 540 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,085 You ever go off-route? 541 00:30:26,215 --> 00:30:28,565 You're supposed to stay on-route. 542 00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,916 What'd you do if I took this bitch on the highway? 543 00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:34,528 I would lose my job and then probably get arrested so let's 544 00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:35,442 not do that. 545 00:30:38,227 --> 00:30:40,099 What the fuck was that? 546 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:42,928 Frat kids. 547 00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:44,538 Do this a lot? 548 00:30:44,668 --> 00:30:46,757 Pretty much every night 549 00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:49,151 I'm going to ask you a question, 550 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:51,806 and I want you to answer me truthfully. 551 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:54,983 Do you want me to murder them? 552 00:30:55,114 --> 00:30:57,203 FRED [ON RADIO]: What's your 20, fuck chop? 553 00:30:57,333 --> 00:31:00,728 Uh, uh, uh, uh, frat row. 554 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,643 FRED [ON RADIO]: 10-4. 555 00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:05,124 Hey, I feel like I may have put too much pressure 556 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:07,213 on you before about the, uh, you know, 557 00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:09,345 the whole safety award thing. 558 00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:11,739 I'd like to give you some advice that my mentor, 559 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:15,438 the late great king of the bus jockeys, Alan Clapper, 560 00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:17,440 once gave me when I was your age. 561 00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:20,922 I hope it means as much to you as it did to me. 562 00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:23,229 [farting] 563 00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:24,621 Shit right now. 564 00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:26,232 FRED [ON RADIO]: You get all that, fuck chop? 565 00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:27,973 I'm not even responding to that. 566 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:29,844 I'm not wasting my fucking time. 567 00:31:29,975 --> 00:31:32,586 Same shit, different toilet, huh? 568 00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:34,805 No, actually, it's more, it's the same toilet, 569 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,025 and it's constantly overflowing. 570 00:31:37,156 --> 00:31:37,939 What time is it? 571 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:38,940 1:39. 572 00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:40,811 We pass, uh, we pass Zephyr. 573 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:43,423 There's going to be a lady in a green coat, walking her dog. 574 00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:44,728 Just going to smell its shit. 575 00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:45,599 Swear to God. 576 00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:51,126 Oh, no. 577 00:31:51,257 --> 00:31:52,040 Ugh. 578 00:31:52,171 --> 00:31:53,607 Oh, it's my favorite. 579 00:31:53,737 --> 00:31:57,437 Whoever updates that marquee can't spell for shit. 580 00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:59,918 Free turnovers, yo. 581 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,484 Oh, you see these Christmas lights? 582 00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:02,398 Yeah, man. 583 00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:03,399 It's February. 584 00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:04,923 They're on a timer. 585 00:32:05,053 --> 00:32:06,707 And off. 586 00:32:06,837 --> 00:32:10,015 There's some crazy deja vu shit. 587 00:32:10,145 --> 00:32:11,625 Reminds me of juvie. 588 00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:14,019 You were in juvenile detention? 589 00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:15,411 Yeah, man. 590 00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:19,720 I did a year for B and E back when I was 16. 591 00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:22,070 You must have owned the place. 592 00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:23,680 Nah. 593 00:32:23,811 --> 00:32:29,077 It was the same shit, day after day, over and over. 594 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:31,906 It was like being stuck in a time loop. 595 00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:33,647 But big-ups to you, man. 596 00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:34,822 I don't know how the fuck you do it. 597 00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:40,219 Trains. 598 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,407 You're going to drive yourself nuts. 599 00:32:57,366 --> 00:33:01,718 You're going to drive yourself nuts obsessing over that text. 600 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:04,025 What's with the winky smiley face, though? 601 00:33:04,156 --> 00:33:06,375 What am I, what am I supposed to think that she 602 00:33:06,506 --> 00:33:07,898 thinks that that means? 603 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:08,812 Who cares? 604 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,687 Man-- Forget about it. 605 00:33:13,817 --> 00:33:15,776 I'll see you tomorrow, kid. 606 00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:17,125 Pineapple. 607 00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:19,562 Wait, what, what were you going to say? 608 00:33:19,693 --> 00:33:20,520 Pineapple. 609 00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:27,614 Pineapple, what were you going to say? 610 00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:28,528 Pineapple, come on. 611 00:33:28,658 --> 00:33:30,008 Dude. 612 00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:32,880 You're taking the small shit in your small life 613 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:36,840 and making a huge deal out of it. 614 00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:40,105 What? 615 00:33:40,235 --> 00:33:41,019 Pineapple. 616 00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:48,156 What are you talking about? 617 00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:49,940 Dude. 618 00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,681 None of it matters. 619 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:57,122 Your job, Amy, the text, college. 620 00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:58,558 None of this matters. 621 00:33:58,688 --> 00:33:59,472 You feel me? 622 00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:05,739 A wise Samoan once said, Change doesn't begin when 623 00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:08,176 you get a knock on your ass. 624 00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:10,526 It begins when you decide to get on your feet again. 625 00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:12,659 Is that another old proverb? 626 00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:14,400 No. 627 00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:18,665 That's Dwayne the motherfucking Rock Johnson. 628 00:34:18,795 --> 00:34:19,840 See you tomorrow, kid. 629 00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:56,181 [phone ringing] 630 00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,407 Oh, great. 631 00:35:05,538 --> 00:35:06,365 JOSH: Crap. 632 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,674 TV: Voice assistance by-- 633 00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:24,078 This is what's considered fun now? 634 00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:25,906 I can do it all night. 635 00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:30,563 JUSTIN: Aw. 636 00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:31,912 That is a loose septum. 637 00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,914 Gonna have to do better than that. 638 00:35:37,744 --> 00:35:39,137 That is the single grossest thing 639 00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:40,486 I have ever seen in my life. 640 00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:41,791 Where's your wallet? 641 00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:44,011 It's right here. 642 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,012 Yo. 643 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:46,448 Who the fuck took my wallet? 644 00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:48,755 [whistling] 645 00:35:48,885 --> 00:35:49,886 You got mad skills. 646 00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:51,192 Respect. Yo! 647 00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:52,193 Get the fuck out of my face! 648 00:35:52,324 --> 00:35:53,890 Sit the fuck down. 649 00:35:54,021 --> 00:35:55,501 Chill the fuck out. 650 00:35:55,631 --> 00:35:58,199 Jesus. 651 00:35:58,330 --> 00:35:59,853 What do you guys think of him? 652 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:02,029 I already like him better than I ever liked you. 653 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,639 Nobody messes with you when he's around. 654 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:04,684 Look at him. 655 00:36:04,814 --> 00:36:08,427 He's like the bro whisperer. 656 00:36:08,557 --> 00:36:09,341 What? 657 00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:10,603 You look high as fuck. 658 00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:12,170 I wish. 659 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,606 Nope. 660 00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:14,911 All Tara. 661 00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:16,609 Who's Tara? 662 00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:18,785 She's a psycho who lives in the dorm room next to Kat. 663 00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:19,960 She has night terrors. 664 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:21,614 What are night terrors? 665 00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:23,877 It's, like, a condition where you scream 666 00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:26,706 and thrash around your sleep, but you're technically, 667 00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,098 like, fully asleep. 668 00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:29,970 We call her Night Tara. 669 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:32,277 No, you call her Night Tara. 670 00:36:32,407 --> 00:36:33,930 Did it hurt? 671 00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:37,543 Yeah, it fucking hurt, but it's tradition, you know. 672 00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:38,544 Look. 673 00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:40,067 I'm at the shop every day. 674 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,373 Come on and see me. I'll hook you up, all right? 675 00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:42,287 Yeah, sweet. 676 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:43,462 You guys cool? 677 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:44,419 Yeah. 678 00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:47,161 Shake. 679 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:49,207 Hug. 680 00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:50,120 Come on. 681 00:36:50,251 --> 00:36:50,991 Get in there. 682 00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:52,427 All right. 683 00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:54,386 Because if I have to come back here again, 684 00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:56,301 I'm going to rip your fucking arms off. 685 00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:00,783 Yo. 686 00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:02,568 How do you do that? 687 00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:03,699 Do what? 688 00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:05,832 Calm those idiots down. 689 00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:07,312 Ah. 690 00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:08,878 Dude's don't want to fight, man. 691 00:37:09,009 --> 00:37:10,445 They want someone to break it up, 692 00:37:10,576 --> 00:37:13,448 so they save face and still look tough, you know? 693 00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:17,365 You're like Yoda. 694 00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:20,934 If Yoda ate Jabba the Hutt. 695 00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:22,849 I'm just good at talking sense into people, you know? 696 00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:24,981 Hey, you should meet Justin's parents. 697 00:37:25,112 --> 00:37:27,288 They're the last two people on Earth who don't know he's gay. 698 00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:29,943 Well, I'm fine with them thinking Kat's my girlfriend. 699 00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:33,076 Even if she is the spawn of the colonizer. 700 00:37:33,207 --> 00:37:34,382 Give me their number. 701 00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:35,905 I'll fucking tell them. I don't care. 702 00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:36,819 Yeah, right. 703 00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:37,994 No, really. 704 00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:39,344 I'll tell them for you. 705 00:37:39,474 --> 00:37:40,997 - We're not doing this. - Yeah, we should. 706 00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:42,434 - No, we're not doing this. - It's good for the soul. 707 00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:43,261 Shut the fuck up. 708 00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:47,700 I'm really starving. 709 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:48,614 You wanna jump off? 710 00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:50,006 Here? 711 00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:52,400 There's a [inaudible] around the corner. 712 00:37:52,531 --> 00:37:53,575 Ah, fine. 713 00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:56,709 But I'm never going to eat again. 714 00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:58,232 Bye, Pineapple. - Later, yo. 715 00:37:58,363 --> 00:37:59,102 Bye. 716 00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:00,495 See you guys. 717 00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:03,585 Dude, she was a fucking senior virgin, bro. 718 00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:07,807 Dude, after sophomore year, there are no more virgins. 719 00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:09,330 She had to be lying. 720 00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:11,419 Dude, she's super fucking Catholic or some shit. 721 00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:12,855 Convinced some fucking sorry motherfucker 722 00:38:12,986 --> 00:38:14,335 they should wait till marriage. 723 00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:17,599 She traded in God for Todd. 724 00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:19,601 Dude, don't fucking touch me, bro. 725 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:21,603 Todd forgives, though. 726 00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:24,040 Todd moves in mysterious ways. 727 00:38:24,171 --> 00:38:24,954 FRAT BOY: Where is she now? 728 00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:25,955 New York? 729 00:38:26,086 --> 00:38:29,176 I don't fucking know, man. 730 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:30,525 Not on my dick. 731 00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:32,179 It's all too irrelevant to me. 732 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,876 FRAT BOY: What the hell was her name again? 733 00:38:34,007 --> 00:38:36,052 Jamie. 734 00:38:36,183 --> 00:38:38,881 No, wait. 735 00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:40,361 Amy. 736 00:38:40,492 --> 00:38:41,754 Yeah, that's it, dude. 737 00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,628 I'm sorry, Bob. You're good. 738 00:38:46,759 --> 00:38:47,499 BOB: Fuck you. 739 00:38:51,198 --> 00:38:52,155 See you, Bob. 740 00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,292 You're doing all right? 741 00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:00,120 You look whiter than usual. 742 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,775 That guy in there, Todd. 743 00:39:02,905 --> 00:39:04,559 He had sex with Amy. 744 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,256 Amy? 745 00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:07,910 Amy who? 746 00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:09,042 Argh. 747 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:10,304 Amy? 748 00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:11,914 TODD: Let's fucking go, bus bitch. 749 00:39:16,397 --> 00:39:17,964 Are we going to fucking move or what? 750 00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:25,841 You want to hurt that guy, don't you? 751 00:39:25,972 --> 00:39:27,103 Headbutt him. 752 00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:28,670 That's your answer to everything. 753 00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:30,498 Because it works. 754 00:39:30,629 --> 00:39:31,499 Don't worry about his boy. 755 00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:33,153 I'll take care of him. 756 00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:34,937 Argh! 757 00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:37,113 At some point, you're going to have to make an actual decision 758 00:39:37,244 --> 00:39:38,506 in your life. 759 00:39:38,637 --> 00:39:41,770 Might as well go in there and headbutt Todd. 760 00:39:41,901 --> 00:39:44,643 I don't think you know me well enough to be saying that. 761 00:39:44,773 --> 00:39:47,428 I had you figured out the minute I met you. 762 00:39:47,559 --> 00:39:49,517 Now, get in there and headbutt that smug motherfucker. 763 00:39:49,648 --> 00:39:50,388 Move. 764 00:40:06,752 --> 00:40:08,667 The fuck's your problem, bro? 765 00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:21,157 Um, there's no open containers on the bus. 766 00:40:21,288 --> 00:40:22,028 Sorry. 767 00:40:37,652 --> 00:40:40,481 [laughing] 768 00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:48,707 TODD: What a fucking loser. 769 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:49,534 Finally. 770 00:40:59,805 --> 00:41:00,719 Yo. 771 00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:01,589 You going to eat that? 772 00:41:06,376 --> 00:41:09,336 Man, don't you fucking text her. 773 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:12,034 This guy is just like the complete opposite of me. 774 00:41:12,165 --> 00:41:14,428 I don't understand. 775 00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:18,040 I gotta know if they hooked up before or after we broke up, 776 00:41:18,171 --> 00:41:19,564 and that's it. 777 00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:22,349 You think she's out there thinking about you? 778 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,916 She's not. 779 00:41:24,046 --> 00:41:28,442 She's probably fucked 10 more guys by now too, man. 780 00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,488 So how come you never left Kent after all that went down. 781 00:41:30,618 --> 00:41:31,837 Hmm. 782 00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:32,838 Nothing better to do. 783 00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:34,143 That's a stupid answer. 784 00:41:34,274 --> 00:41:35,014 Why? 785 00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:36,624 Why are you here? 786 00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:38,496 Why would you leave a tropical paradise for Ohio? 787 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:41,411 KIT's got a sick ass nursing school. 788 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:42,630 Nursing? 789 00:41:42,761 --> 00:41:45,415 Sick ass. 790 00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:47,200 That's awe-- that's awesome. 791 00:41:47,330 --> 00:41:49,463 My professors, they told me I was 792 00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:51,857 going to scare the patients. 793 00:41:51,987 --> 00:41:53,336 Whatever. 794 00:41:53,467 --> 00:41:56,165 So you, you dropped out? 795 00:41:56,296 --> 00:41:58,516 No, I left when my lady got pregnant. 796 00:41:58,646 --> 00:41:59,429 Wait. 797 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,474 You have a kid? 798 00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:03,303 Yeah, man. 799 00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:04,652 She's going to be 11 this month. 800 00:42:07,481 --> 00:42:09,091 I'm just fucking with you. 801 00:42:09,222 --> 00:42:11,137 That's her. 802 00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:12,791 How fucking old are you? 803 00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:17,796 Are you and the mom still, uh, cool or? 804 00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:19,754 Nah. 805 00:42:19,885 --> 00:42:21,626 Katie lives with her up in Cleveland, 806 00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:23,628 but I still support her. 807 00:42:23,758 --> 00:42:27,414 That's why I got the job protecting your bitch ass. 808 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,678 What is, what is, can we, think about-- 809 00:42:30,809 --> 00:42:32,593 She's cool with it. 810 00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:34,856 She's used to it, anyways. 811 00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:36,554 Sometimes her classmates make fun of her, 812 00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:37,946 but she's tough like her old man, you know? 813 00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:43,299 I guess you sticking around makes sense, too. 814 00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:45,214 I wouldn't want to leave the carefree college days neither, 815 00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:47,129 you know? 816 00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:48,870 Not really like that. 817 00:42:49,001 --> 00:42:52,395 I mean, when everyone else was studying abroad or partying, 818 00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:53,875 I was usually just driving the bus, 819 00:42:54,006 --> 00:42:57,183 or I was with Amy, watching the fucking 820 00:42:57,313 --> 00:42:59,881 "Notebook" or something. 821 00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:02,667 What do you have against Ryan Gosling, yo? 822 00:43:02,797 --> 00:43:03,929 Nothing. 823 00:43:04,059 --> 00:43:04,973 He's fine. 824 00:43:05,104 --> 00:43:06,888 God damn right. 825 00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:09,108 He's super fine. 826 00:43:09,238 --> 00:43:12,328 And sexy. 827 00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:14,026 So why'd you stick around? 828 00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:19,379 You're like a ghost, man. 829 00:43:19,509 --> 00:43:20,815 You're not living in Kent. 830 00:43:20,946 --> 00:43:23,688 You're fucking haunting it. 831 00:43:23,818 --> 00:43:24,950 Look. 832 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:25,994 What you need is a do-over. 833 00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:32,784 You see those 40s over there, grab two bottles, 834 00:43:32,914 --> 00:43:34,350 and let's dip. 835 00:43:34,481 --> 00:43:36,352 No. 836 00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:39,312 I'm not st-- stealing 40s with you. 837 00:43:39,442 --> 00:43:40,705 You want a fucking do-over? 838 00:43:40,835 --> 00:43:42,794 It starts with those two bottles. 839 00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:46,754 Grab the two bottles and let's dip. 840 00:43:46,885 --> 00:43:49,191 The guy's right her-- right there. 841 00:43:49,322 --> 00:43:50,279 He's sleeping. 842 00:43:50,410 --> 00:43:51,890 He won't even miss it. 843 00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:54,806 Quit being a bitch, grab those 40s, and let's dip. 844 00:43:59,985 --> 00:44:00,725 Go. 845 00:44:03,815 --> 00:44:04,685 OK. 846 00:44:04,816 --> 00:44:05,817 Fine. 847 00:44:05,947 --> 00:44:08,907 Yeah. 848 00:44:09,037 --> 00:44:11,823 [upbeat music intensifies] 849 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:24,270 FRED [ON RADIO]: Hey, keeping it safe out there, fuck chop? 850 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,272 Yeah, yeah, Fred. 851 00:44:26,402 --> 00:44:28,796 You know it. 852 00:44:28,927 --> 00:44:30,276 Hey, Fred! 853 00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:32,234 Who's the fuck chop now? 854 00:44:51,776 --> 00:44:52,733 No, no, no, no, no no! 855 00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:54,213 Absolutely not! No, no, no, no. 856 00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:55,301 Pineapple, I'm still driving. 857 00:44:55,431 --> 00:44:56,302 Stop. 858 00:44:56,432 --> 00:44:58,347 Stop. 859 00:44:58,478 --> 00:44:59,261 Fuck you! 860 00:44:59,392 --> 00:45:00,741 FRAT BOYS: Fuck you! 861 00:45:36,037 --> 00:45:38,431 Wait, wait. 862 00:45:38,561 --> 00:45:39,867 Why are we doing this again? 863 00:45:39,998 --> 00:45:41,608 Ladies love it. 864 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,131 Here. Swish. 865 00:45:43,262 --> 00:45:44,002 Swish with this. 866 00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:49,703 So you took all these photos? 867 00:45:53,098 --> 00:45:55,665 So that's Amy. 868 00:45:55,796 --> 00:45:58,364 Damn, son. 869 00:45:58,494 --> 00:46:00,322 Now I get it. 870 00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:03,151 Come on, man. 871 00:46:03,282 --> 00:46:04,544 Let's do it. Let's do it. 872 00:46:04,674 --> 00:46:05,588 Let's do it. Let's do it now. 873 00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:06,198 I'm ready. - OK. 874 00:46:09,549 --> 00:46:14,249 So in ancient times, they used to pierce three times 875 00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:16,643 to reach a higher plane of consciousness 876 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,471 and to speak with gods. 877 00:46:18,601 --> 00:46:20,473 Is that gonna happen with me? 878 00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:26,131 Fuck if I know, but you'll be an A plus muff diver. 879 00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:27,175 OK. 880 00:46:27,306 --> 00:46:28,046 Stick out your tongue. 881 00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:33,268 Is this gonna hurt? 882 00:46:33,399 --> 00:46:36,576 Not if you hold still, fucker. 883 00:46:36,706 --> 00:46:38,883 Ow. 884 00:46:39,013 --> 00:46:39,797 Ow. 885 00:46:39,927 --> 00:46:41,450 What did I just say? 886 00:46:41,581 --> 00:46:43,409 [muffled speaking] 887 00:46:43,539 --> 00:46:45,454 Stick your tongue out. 888 00:46:45,585 --> 00:46:47,152 Here you go. 889 00:46:47,282 --> 00:46:48,806 OK. 890 00:46:48,936 --> 00:46:49,850 One. 891 00:46:49,981 --> 00:46:51,069 Two. 892 00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:51,983 [MUSIC - DEATH, "KEEP ON KNOCKING"] 893 00:46:52,113 --> 00:46:53,941 Ahh! 894 00:46:54,072 --> 00:46:56,378 [inaudible] 895 00:46:56,509 --> 00:46:58,380 [screams] Ow! 896 00:46:58,511 --> 00:46:59,817 Hey, why are we yelling? 897 00:46:59,947 --> 00:47:01,296 Oh, nope. 898 00:47:01,427 --> 00:47:02,254 I don't like blood. 899 00:47:02,384 --> 00:47:03,211 No, no, no, no. 900 00:47:03,342 --> 00:47:04,212 No. 901 00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:07,128 What the fuck was that? 902 00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:08,564 Oh, man. 903 00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:10,392 We almost got it. 904 00:47:10,523 --> 00:47:12,133 What? I'm done. 905 00:47:12,264 --> 00:47:13,047 That hurt. 906 00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:13,961 Yo, Ted. 907 00:47:14,092 --> 00:47:14,875 What's up? 908 00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:15,745 Yeah. 909 00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:16,921 We just got here. 910 00:47:17,051 --> 00:47:18,661 Oh, and I got a homie with me. 911 00:47:18,792 --> 00:47:19,575 Yeah. 912 00:47:19,706 --> 00:47:20,968 I'll be right up. 913 00:47:21,099 --> 00:47:21,926 Yeah. 914 00:47:22,056 --> 00:47:23,101 He said it was cool, man. 915 00:47:23,231 --> 00:47:24,537 All right. 916 00:47:24,667 --> 00:47:25,451 He know I'm here? 917 00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:26,365 Yeah. 918 00:47:30,021 --> 00:47:31,326 What the fuck was that? 919 00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:32,284 Argh. 920 00:47:32,414 --> 00:47:33,285 College kids. 921 00:47:33,415 --> 00:47:36,679 They do this all the time. 922 00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:38,116 MICHAEL: Oh, shit. 923 00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:45,036 Pineapple, what the hell is this shit? 924 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:47,821 Argh. 925 00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:49,127 God damn nerds. 926 00:47:54,436 --> 00:47:55,742 Yeah, it's right here. 927 00:47:59,311 --> 00:48:02,096 Check out her special lot. 928 00:48:02,227 --> 00:48:03,532 God damn it. 929 00:48:03,663 --> 00:48:04,533 Come on. 930 00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:05,491 Jesus. 931 00:48:05,621 --> 00:48:08,407 Son of a b-- 932 00:48:08,537 --> 00:48:09,495 Oh, hey. 933 00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:10,583 Come on in. 934 00:48:10,713 --> 00:48:11,627 Just threw in some bagel bites. 935 00:48:18,112 --> 00:48:19,548 So how you been, man? 936 00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:21,420 Pretty much incredible. 937 00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:23,857 Like, making bank nonstop without even really 938 00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:25,903 trying, which is awesome. 939 00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:27,426 How about you, hot topic? 940 00:48:27,556 --> 00:48:31,169 Still, uh, living without regret, or not so much? 941 00:48:31,299 --> 00:48:33,867 What's up with sugar smacks? 942 00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:35,129 Ah, man. 943 00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,435 He's cool. He's with me. 944 00:48:36,565 --> 00:48:37,784 If you say so. 945 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,351 I like your, uh, your place. 946 00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:40,221 It's cool. 947 00:48:40,352 --> 00:48:41,179 Yeah. 948 00:48:41,309 --> 00:48:42,441 It's pretty cool. 949 00:48:42,571 --> 00:48:44,312 What do you, um-- 950 00:48:44,443 --> 00:48:46,662 what do you do with all this stuff usually? 951 00:48:46,793 --> 00:48:49,361 eBay mostly on the deep web. 952 00:48:49,491 --> 00:48:50,318 Yeah. 953 00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:51,189 You name it. 954 00:48:51,319 --> 00:48:52,190 Devo Ted has got it. 955 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,191 Yeah. 956 00:48:53,321 --> 00:48:54,757 You want illegal fireworks? 957 00:48:54,888 --> 00:48:56,498 I could take down Key Tower with what I'm packing. 958 00:48:56,629 --> 00:48:57,412 Laffy taffy? 959 00:48:57,543 --> 00:48:59,023 Turkey jerky? 960 00:48:59,153 --> 00:49:01,373 I could choke out a bear with what I got up in here. 961 00:49:01,503 --> 00:49:02,635 Energizing body wash? 962 00:49:02,765 --> 00:49:04,637 You won't sleep for weeks, bitch. 963 00:49:07,901 --> 00:49:09,729 What is, what's this thing? 964 00:49:09,859 --> 00:49:11,774 Oh, that is the Flinger. 965 00:49:11,905 --> 00:49:13,559 It's a three-man water balloon launcher. 966 00:49:13,689 --> 00:49:15,126 We used to mount one to the window 967 00:49:15,256 --> 00:49:18,216 and launch canned hams at my mom's boyfriends. 968 00:49:18,346 --> 00:49:19,826 The sound they made when they hit the pavement 969 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:22,089 was like a Hollywood punch. 970 00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:23,134 No way. 971 00:49:23,264 --> 00:49:24,657 You calling me a liar? 972 00:49:33,013 --> 00:49:34,014 Dime bad, right? 973 00:49:34,145 --> 00:49:37,017 PINEAPPLE: Yeah, man. 974 00:49:37,148 --> 00:49:41,108 What's-- what's "Dev-o?" 975 00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,805 "Dee-vo." 976 00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:44,546 Devo Ted. 977 00:49:44,677 --> 00:49:47,854 Devo, the seminal art punk band that began one town over. 978 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:48,898 That-- that one. 979 00:49:49,029 --> 00:49:50,030 That's who you're talking about? 980 00:49:50,161 --> 00:49:51,597 Ring a bell? 981 00:49:51,727 --> 00:49:54,426 Oh, oh, I saw the thing with the-- the-- the flower 982 00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:55,905 pots on their head. 983 00:49:56,036 --> 00:49:56,776 Dude. 984 00:49:56,906 --> 00:49:58,038 I'm sorry. 985 00:49:58,169 --> 00:49:59,822 Devo fans hate it when you only know 986 00:49:59,953 --> 00:50:01,476 them from the "Whip It" video. 987 00:50:01,607 --> 00:50:03,000 I will fucking stab you. 988 00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:04,392 Yo. 989 00:50:04,523 --> 00:50:06,220 Then you can forget about the bagel bites. 990 00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:07,134 Dude. 991 00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:08,266 We're going to bounce. 992 00:50:08,396 --> 00:50:09,571 Thanks, man. 993 00:50:09,702 --> 00:50:11,573 Wait, whoa, whoa, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. 994 00:50:11,704 --> 00:50:14,359 Slow down, Tokyo Drift. 995 00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:15,664 Cop a squat. 996 00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:16,578 Sit a spell. 997 00:50:16,709 --> 00:50:17,797 Oh. 998 00:50:17,927 --> 00:50:18,754 No, thanks. 999 00:50:18,885 --> 00:50:19,799 We've gotta go. 1000 00:50:19,929 --> 00:50:20,756 We have an, we have an early. 1001 00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:35,902 Not to shit on your generation, but your generation 1002 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,383 basically sucks ass. 1003 00:50:38,513 --> 00:50:41,168 It's like a bunch of zombies staring at their video games 1004 00:50:41,299 --> 00:50:42,474 or into their phones. Hang on. 1005 00:50:42,604 --> 00:50:43,518 I got a text message. 1006 00:50:43,649 --> 00:50:45,477 I think it's Karen. 1007 00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:49,307 We got doodads and widgets of the wing wang. 1008 00:50:49,437 --> 00:50:52,092 We've devolved as a species. 1009 00:50:52,223 --> 00:50:57,010 That was Devo's whole message, de-evolution. 1010 00:50:57,141 --> 00:50:59,186 Their message is more relevant today than ever. 1011 00:50:59,317 --> 00:51:00,970 I mean, think about it. 1012 00:51:01,101 --> 00:51:02,668 They go out on "Saturday Night Live," and they're just like, 1013 00:51:02,798 --> 00:51:05,018 wake the fuck up America. 1014 00:51:05,149 --> 00:51:07,368 That was their whole thing. 1015 00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:09,327 Freedom of choice. 1016 00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:10,719 That's what we got. 1017 00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:12,417 I mean, look at this fucker. 1018 00:51:12,547 --> 00:51:15,115 Are you kidding me? 1019 00:51:15,246 --> 00:51:18,858 I just realized your, your hand, your hand tattoos. 1020 00:51:18,988 --> 00:51:20,294 That's clever. 1021 00:51:20,425 --> 00:51:22,035 The fuck is Celine Dion talking about over here? 1022 00:51:24,777 --> 00:51:26,039 You don't? 1023 00:51:26,170 --> 00:51:28,215 Are you serious? 1024 00:51:28,346 --> 00:51:30,087 What the fuck are you talking about? 1025 00:51:35,701 --> 00:51:36,658 Look. 1026 00:51:36,789 --> 00:51:37,920 Put your hands together, dude. 1027 00:51:38,051 --> 00:51:40,358 Devo Ted. 1028 00:51:40,488 --> 00:51:41,359 Devoted. 1029 00:51:41,489 --> 00:51:48,931 Holy-- Devoted. 1030 00:51:49,062 --> 00:51:50,107 How incredible is that? 1031 00:51:50,237 --> 00:51:51,673 You've got to see what my knuckles 1032 00:51:51,804 --> 00:51:54,937 said, hiding in plain sight. 1033 00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:57,897 You don't get stuff like my new friend. 1034 00:51:58,027 --> 00:52:00,421 Oh, God. 1035 00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:04,512 That's cool. 1036 00:52:04,643 --> 00:52:05,426 No idea. 1037 00:52:17,917 --> 00:52:19,266 He's out. 1038 00:52:19,397 --> 00:52:22,226 Let's go. 1039 00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:23,705 Grab it. 1040 00:52:23,836 --> 00:52:25,664 I'll be right back. 1041 00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:27,187 Wait. 1042 00:52:27,318 --> 00:52:29,624 That's his bedroom. 1043 00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:31,104 What, no! 1044 00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:32,453 Pineapple! 1045 00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:35,152 He has a lot of cameras and stuff in here. 1046 00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:36,153 He won't even miss it. 1047 00:52:38,851 --> 00:52:39,591 Jackpot. 1048 00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,116 Let's go. 1049 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,385 Hurry up. It's freezing. 1050 00:52:51,516 --> 00:52:52,256 MICHAEL: I got it. 1051 00:52:52,386 --> 00:52:53,779 I got it. 1052 00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:56,434 Spiral! 1053 00:52:56,564 --> 00:52:58,218 How loud is this gonna be? 1054 00:53:01,743 --> 00:53:02,657 That's so loud. 1055 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:08,750 This is awesome. 1056 00:53:08,881 --> 00:53:10,056 Thank you, Devo Ted. 1057 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,624 Thanks, Devo Ted. 1058 00:53:12,754 --> 00:53:13,755 We love you. 1059 00:53:13,886 --> 00:53:15,192 BOTH: Devo Ted. 1060 00:53:15,322 --> 00:53:17,106 Devo Ted. 1061 00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:19,457 De-- 1062 00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:20,371 Hi, ma. 1063 00:53:20,501 --> 00:53:21,676 Hey. 1064 00:53:21,807 --> 00:53:23,939 [non-english speech] There's something 1065 00:53:24,070 --> 00:53:25,593 that I want to tell you, right? 1066 00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:31,208 Um, as much as I love you, and I respect your opinions, 1067 00:53:31,338 --> 00:53:34,428 I also know how, judgemental you can be, and-- 1068 00:53:34,559 --> 00:53:36,038 God, I don't know how to say this. 1069 00:53:36,169 --> 00:53:37,431 Um, I just-- what the fuck? 1070 00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:38,345 Dude. 1071 00:53:38,476 --> 00:53:39,651 Your son's a homo. 1072 00:53:39,781 --> 00:53:40,565 Yeah. 1073 00:53:40,695 --> 00:53:42,393 Homo. 1074 00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:45,570 Oh, you knew? 1075 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:48,181 Yeah, this is Pineapple. 1076 00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:50,096 Yeah, that's my name. 1077 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:51,010 Just like the fruit. 1078 00:53:53,055 --> 00:53:54,013 Yeah. 1079 00:53:54,143 --> 00:53:55,014 Justin's gonna be OK, you know? 1080 00:54:01,412 --> 00:54:03,152 [non-english speech] 1081 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,377 What did you say to them? 1082 00:54:10,508 --> 00:54:12,205 Your parents are rad. 1083 00:54:12,336 --> 00:54:13,946 We got a lunch date next week. 1084 00:54:14,076 --> 00:54:15,556 Well, you have to come out to celebrate with us tonight. 1085 00:54:15,687 --> 00:54:17,123 Oh, yeah. 1086 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:18,211 It's our friend Eric's birthday, or his roommate's. 1087 00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:19,473 I don't remember. 1088 00:54:19,604 --> 00:54:20,648 Either way, the point is it's a party. 1089 00:54:20,779 --> 00:54:22,041 And this bitch is getting crunk. 1090 00:54:22,171 --> 00:54:23,825 Woo. 1091 00:54:23,956 --> 00:54:25,479 Got to work, sorry. 1092 00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:26,915 Oh, you suck. 1093 00:54:27,046 --> 00:54:29,353 Let me know if you guys need a ride later on. 1094 00:54:29,483 --> 00:54:31,268 Go to the party. 1095 00:54:31,398 --> 00:54:33,095 What about the bus? 1096 00:54:33,226 --> 00:54:34,227 - I'll handle the bus. - All right. 1097 00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:35,097 Tick-tock, ladies. 1098 00:54:35,228 --> 00:54:36,577 Go ahead without me. 1099 00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:38,100 I'll catch up. - OK. 1100 00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:39,493 Bye. 1101 00:54:39,624 --> 00:54:41,843 If Fred finds out, I'm gonna lose my job. 1102 00:54:41,974 --> 00:54:43,628 Who the fuck cares? 1103 00:54:43,758 --> 00:54:44,542 I care. 1104 00:54:44,672 --> 00:54:46,544 Do you? 1105 00:54:46,674 --> 00:54:48,937 Do you really care if you lose this lame ass job? 1106 00:54:49,068 --> 00:54:50,156 All right. You know what? 1107 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:51,157 Actually, I'm going to run. 1108 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,071 I'll see you. 1109 00:54:56,118 --> 00:54:59,383 Bitch. 1110 00:54:59,513 --> 00:55:00,340 Fine. 1111 00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:05,171 You sure you can handle her on your own? 1112 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:08,609 [chuckling] 1113 00:55:10,742 --> 00:55:11,569 Kat, wait up. 1114 00:55:15,137 --> 00:55:17,488 [phone rings] 1115 00:55:22,101 --> 00:55:24,321 So how's your, uh, how's your museum project going? 1116 00:55:24,451 --> 00:55:26,279 It's all right. 1117 00:55:26,410 --> 00:55:28,237 It'll come together, or it won't. 1118 00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:30,152 I don't know. 1119 00:55:30,283 --> 00:55:33,242 Either way, I just, I don't wanna think about it. 1120 00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:34,766 Sorry. Am I keeping you up? 1121 00:55:34,896 --> 00:55:35,854 Uh, no. 1122 00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:37,682 No, sorry, uh, Night Tara is. 1123 00:55:37,812 --> 00:55:38,683 Ha. 1124 00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:39,858 She was brutal last night. 1125 00:55:44,210 --> 00:55:45,516 How do you do that? 1126 00:56:10,149 --> 00:56:11,324 [laughing] 1127 00:56:12,325 --> 00:56:13,195 Of course. 1128 00:56:13,326 --> 00:56:14,109 Of course. 1129 00:56:20,638 --> 00:56:21,813 Hey, hey. 1130 00:56:21,943 --> 00:56:23,815 Drunk bus. 1131 00:56:23,945 --> 00:56:26,992 Someone get this guy a beer. 1132 00:56:27,122 --> 00:56:29,690 Do you know these people? 1133 00:56:29,821 --> 00:56:32,432 Your boyfriend, he saved my life. 1134 00:56:32,563 --> 00:56:36,305 Probably just doing my, my job or whatever. 1135 00:56:36,436 --> 00:56:37,394 Hey, hey. 1136 00:56:37,524 --> 00:56:38,307 You made it. 1137 00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:39,178 Wait. 1138 00:56:39,308 --> 00:56:40,179 Who's driving the bus? 1139 00:57:05,247 --> 00:57:06,597 ALL: [CHEERING] Drunk bus! 1140 00:57:21,742 --> 00:57:23,614 Great shot, kid. 1141 00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:24,615 One in a million. 1142 00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:25,877 Two people who love Star Wars. 1143 00:57:26,007 --> 00:57:26,921 What are the odds? 1144 00:57:27,052 --> 00:57:28,706 BOTH: Never tell me the odds. 1145 00:57:28,836 --> 00:57:31,099 ALL: [SINGING] Happy birthday-- 1146 00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:33,319 I forgot this was a birthday thing. 1147 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:34,538 Me too. 1148 00:57:34,668 --> 00:57:38,629 ALL: [SINGING] Happy birthday to you. 1149 00:57:38,759 --> 00:57:44,330 Happy birthday dear Todd. 1150 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:50,205 Happy birthday to you. 1151 00:57:50,336 --> 00:57:52,730 You're all the friends I never fucking wanted. 1152 00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:53,644 I mean that. 1153 00:57:53,774 --> 00:57:55,907 Now let's get fucked up! 1154 00:57:56,037 --> 00:57:58,866 [cheering] 1155 00:58:19,452 --> 00:58:21,889 What the fuck are you doing here, bus bitch? 1156 00:58:27,329 --> 00:58:29,549 Ow! 1157 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,724 Ow! Fuck! 1158 00:58:30,855 --> 00:58:31,682 Ow! 1159 00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:33,466 My fucking nose. 1160 00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:34,511 It hurts so bad. 1161 00:58:34,641 --> 00:58:35,555 Yo. 1162 00:58:35,686 --> 00:58:36,469 What did you do to my boy, Todd? 1163 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,079 My fucking nose. 1164 00:58:38,210 --> 00:58:39,211 My f-- Ow! 1165 00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:40,125 Fuck! 1166 00:58:44,912 --> 00:58:46,479 Pick me up. 1167 00:58:46,610 --> 00:58:48,307 Fucking bitch. 1168 00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:49,743 Get me out. 1169 00:58:49,874 --> 00:58:52,877 Get me outta here Take me fucking outta here. 1170 00:58:53,007 --> 00:58:54,835 Get me the fuck outta here. 1171 00:59:13,462 --> 00:59:16,291 [bus hooting] 1172 00:59:28,869 --> 00:59:30,784 How'd you figure out the marquee? 1173 00:59:30,915 --> 00:59:33,700 I've got mad skills, homie. 1174 00:59:33,831 --> 00:59:34,788 Holy shit. 1175 00:59:34,919 --> 00:59:36,007 What happened to your face? 1176 00:59:36,137 --> 00:59:38,792 I ran into Todd with my head. 1177 00:59:38,923 --> 00:59:40,577 Oh, awesome. 1178 00:59:43,449 --> 00:59:46,234 So how was it, killer? 1179 00:59:46,365 --> 00:59:47,888 It fucking hurts. 1180 00:59:48,019 --> 00:59:50,369 It hurts so bad. 1181 00:59:50,499 --> 00:59:51,892 How do you do that? 1182 00:59:52,023 --> 00:59:53,677 You're supposed to use your head, not your face. 1183 00:59:53,807 --> 00:59:54,721 I broke his nose. 1184 00:59:54,852 --> 00:59:55,592 Oh. 1185 00:59:55,722 --> 00:59:56,549 Fuck yeah. 1186 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,029 Ah, come on, dude. 1187 00:59:58,159 --> 01:00:00,988 Fuck chop nothing to fuck with. 1188 01:00:01,119 --> 01:00:04,557 Kat got all freaked out. 1189 01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:05,950 Everyone else got all freaked out. 1190 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,952 It was awful. 1191 01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:09,344 Ah. 1192 01:00:09,475 --> 01:00:11,695 Don't worry about that, man. 1193 01:00:11,825 --> 01:00:13,697 At least you'll have a kickass story about that scar. 1194 01:00:19,311 --> 01:00:20,878 You're going to need stitches, homie. 1195 01:00:21,008 --> 01:00:23,271 I'd do it myself, but I ain't got anything on me. 1196 01:00:23,402 --> 01:00:25,056 Hey. 1197 01:00:25,186 --> 01:00:29,234 Totally interrupting, um, I could do you back in my place. 1198 01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:30,148 Uh, sorry. 1199 01:00:30,278 --> 01:00:32,629 [inaudible] 1200 01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:35,153 I'm a nursing major, so I could stitch 1201 01:00:35,283 --> 01:00:36,763 you up if you want skip the ER. 1202 01:00:36,894 --> 01:00:38,722 No, I'm good, thanks. 1203 01:00:38,852 --> 01:00:40,680 Cool. 1204 01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:42,856 What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 1205 01:00:42,987 --> 01:00:43,770 Shh. 1206 01:00:43,901 --> 01:00:44,945 Dude. 1207 01:00:45,076 --> 01:00:46,207 I just want this night to be over. 1208 01:00:46,338 --> 01:00:47,208 Do you want to be a virgin forever? 1209 01:00:47,339 --> 01:00:48,079 Shh. 1210 01:00:48,209 --> 01:00:49,297 Come on. 1211 01:00:49,428 --> 01:00:50,690 Shh. 1212 01:00:50,821 --> 01:00:52,083 I don't even know this girl. 1213 01:00:52,213 --> 01:00:53,693 She doesn't really seem like my type either. 1214 01:00:53,824 --> 01:00:56,478 Virgins don't have types. 1215 01:00:56,609 --> 01:00:59,438 Now, listen, you're going to go back with that girl. 1216 01:00:59,568 --> 01:01:02,615 She's going to stitch your face, and then she's 1217 01:01:02,746 --> 01:01:05,923 going to sit on your face. 1218 01:01:06,053 --> 01:01:08,316 And listen, when you're doing it, 1219 01:01:08,447 --> 01:01:09,796 focus on something in the room, all right? 1220 01:01:09,927 --> 01:01:11,755 You don't want to blow your wad too soon. 1221 01:01:11,885 --> 01:01:12,799 Hey. 1222 01:01:12,930 --> 01:01:14,671 Seriously, let me look at that. 1223 01:01:14,801 --> 01:01:15,541 Come here. 1224 01:01:21,634 --> 01:01:22,504 What'd you do? 1225 01:01:25,725 --> 01:01:26,465 See. 1226 01:01:26,595 --> 01:01:28,380 It's not so bad, right? 1227 01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:30,948 Imagine how good I'd be if I didn't have any beers. 1228 01:01:31,078 --> 01:01:31,862 What? 1229 01:01:31,992 --> 01:01:32,776 I'm joking. 1230 01:01:32,906 --> 01:01:34,603 I only had four. 1231 01:01:34,734 --> 01:01:38,520 Oh, right. 1232 01:01:38,651 --> 01:01:41,654 So you like Sister Oblivion? 1233 01:01:41,785 --> 01:01:43,612 Yeah. 1234 01:01:43,743 --> 01:01:45,266 Hank's my fave. 1235 01:01:45,397 --> 01:01:47,486 I used to be into crap like that? 1236 01:01:47,616 --> 01:01:48,835 Yeah? 1237 01:01:48,966 --> 01:01:50,445 Like what? 1238 01:01:50,576 --> 01:01:53,448 Photography, sort of. 1239 01:01:53,579 --> 01:01:54,362 Cool. 1240 01:01:54,493 --> 01:01:55,624 What kind? 1241 01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:58,236 Just Polaroids, but my camera broke. 1242 01:01:58,366 --> 01:02:00,107 I never fixed it. 1243 01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:02,022 Why not? 1244 01:02:02,153 --> 01:02:03,458 Oh. 1245 01:02:03,589 --> 01:02:04,808 I don't know. 1246 01:02:04,938 --> 01:02:05,983 I don't why. 1247 01:02:06,113 --> 01:02:07,419 I just didn't feel like doing it-- 1248 01:02:07,549 --> 01:02:09,377 Sounds like you're depressed. 1249 01:02:09,508 --> 01:02:10,727 Ow. Ow. 1250 01:02:10,857 --> 01:02:11,249 Oh. Sorry. 1251 01:02:11,379 --> 01:02:13,773 Sorry. 1252 01:02:13,904 --> 01:02:17,124 I don't feel depressed really. 1253 01:02:17,255 --> 01:02:18,517 None? 1254 01:02:18,647 --> 01:02:19,823 Yeah. 1255 01:02:19,953 --> 01:02:20,824 Oh. 1256 01:02:20,954 --> 01:02:22,260 Good? 1257 01:02:22,390 --> 01:02:23,740 All better. 1258 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:45,762 All right, so I'm on the pill, but I won't be offended 1259 01:02:45,892 --> 01:02:47,285 if you use a condom, OK? 1260 01:02:47,415 --> 01:02:48,765 Oh, um, OK. 1261 01:02:56,642 --> 01:02:57,469 You cold? 1262 01:02:57,599 --> 01:02:58,383 What? 1263 01:02:58,513 --> 01:02:59,645 No. 1264 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:00,559 Why? 1265 01:03:00,689 --> 01:03:02,996 'Cause you're shaking. 1266 01:03:03,127 --> 01:03:03,910 So good. 1267 01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:04,781 OK. 1268 01:03:16,618 --> 01:03:18,446 Did you just come? 1269 01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:26,106 I, I'm so, I'm, I'm so sorry. 1270 01:03:26,237 --> 01:03:27,542 It's OK. 1271 01:03:27,673 --> 01:03:30,850 Just finger bang me, and we can try again later. 1272 01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:32,025 Oh, OK. 1273 01:03:37,509 --> 01:03:39,032 Li-- like that? - Yeah, but shh. 1274 01:03:39,163 --> 01:03:39,990 Shut up. 1275 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:40,991 Sorry. 1276 01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:43,950 Shh. 1277 01:03:44,081 --> 01:03:47,345 [snoring] 1278 01:04:02,316 --> 01:04:03,622 I want you inside me. 1279 01:04:03,752 --> 01:04:04,623 What? 1280 01:04:07,713 --> 01:04:08,583 Are you OK? 1281 01:04:15,155 --> 01:04:18,637 PINEAPPLE: Remember to focus on something in the room, yo. 1282 01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:29,778 Fornicate this woman. 1283 01:04:29,909 --> 01:04:32,869 She needs you. 1284 01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:35,523 Yeah. 1285 01:04:35,654 --> 01:04:36,437 Yeah. 1286 01:04:36,568 --> 01:04:37,351 This feels great. 1287 01:04:37,482 --> 01:04:38,787 That feels so good. 1288 01:04:38,918 --> 01:04:39,701 Yeah. 1289 01:04:39,832 --> 01:04:40,877 That feels so good. 1290 01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:42,139 Too much. 1291 01:04:42,269 --> 01:04:43,357 Too much, no. 1292 01:04:51,670 --> 01:04:55,152 Are you OK? 1293 01:04:55,282 --> 01:04:56,153 Yeah. 1294 01:04:56,283 --> 01:04:57,023 What? 1295 01:04:57,154 --> 01:04:59,504 Do it just like that. 1296 01:04:59,634 --> 01:05:01,506 KAT: [KNOCKING] Shut up! 1297 01:05:01,636 --> 01:05:04,291 Tell them to fuck off. 1298 01:05:04,422 --> 01:05:05,684 Fuck off. 1299 01:05:05,814 --> 01:05:06,598 Yeah. 1300 01:05:09,949 --> 01:05:12,082 Why are you doing this to me? 1301 01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:14,040 Say my name. 1302 01:05:14,171 --> 01:05:15,128 Say my name. 1303 01:05:23,571 --> 01:05:24,659 KAT: Tara. 1304 01:05:24,790 --> 01:05:25,660 Shut the fuck up. 1305 01:05:25,791 --> 01:05:27,184 I'm trying to sleep. 1306 01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:28,663 Tara? 1307 01:05:28,794 --> 01:05:30,622 She's Night-- she's Night-- 1308 01:05:30,752 --> 01:05:31,623 Night Tara? 1309 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,474 You're an asshole. 1310 01:06:04,873 --> 01:06:05,744 Sorry. 1311 01:06:05,874 --> 01:06:06,745 Didn't mean to wake you. 1312 01:06:06,875 --> 01:06:10,227 [screaming and yelling] 1313 01:07:37,662 --> 01:07:38,532 Coming. 1314 01:07:38,663 --> 01:07:39,577 My God. 1315 01:07:39,707 --> 01:07:40,534 I'm sick of this. 1316 01:07:43,624 --> 01:07:44,364 Just you? 1317 01:07:44,495 --> 01:07:45,278 Yeah. 1318 01:07:57,812 --> 01:08:00,685 Dime bag, right? 1319 01:08:00,815 --> 01:08:02,687 The hell happened to your face? 1320 01:08:02,817 --> 01:08:04,602 You don't wanna know. 1321 01:08:04,732 --> 01:08:06,386 Looks like Pineapple's work. 1322 01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:07,344 Yeah. 1323 01:08:07,474 --> 01:08:10,651 Kind of. 1324 01:08:10,782 --> 01:08:14,699 So whose idea was the fireworks? 1325 01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:16,092 Yeah. 1326 01:08:16,222 --> 01:08:18,268 I know about that, you little shit ball. 1327 01:08:18,398 --> 01:08:19,921 It was Pine's idea, wasn't it? 1328 01:08:20,052 --> 01:08:22,620 You can't trust that dude as far as you can throw him. 1329 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,404 He's probably been telling you all sorts of shit 1330 01:08:24,535 --> 01:08:26,406 about Samoa, too. 1331 01:08:26,537 --> 01:08:27,625 What? 1332 01:08:27,755 --> 01:08:30,497 He's from Buffalo. 1333 01:08:30,628 --> 01:08:32,151 I think one of his grandparents might 1334 01:08:32,282 --> 01:08:36,677 have lived in Samoa or New Zealand a million years ago. 1335 01:08:36,808 --> 01:08:37,809 What? 1336 01:08:37,939 --> 01:08:38,723 What are you talking about? 1337 01:08:38,853 --> 01:08:40,551 Ask him. 1338 01:08:40,681 --> 01:08:44,294 He didn't get those tattoos in some ancient island ceremony. 1339 01:08:44,424 --> 01:08:46,687 He got them at Show Us Your Tats. 1340 01:08:46,818 --> 01:08:50,213 It's like the Supercuts of tattoo parlors. 1341 01:08:50,343 --> 01:08:53,172 I don't even think he's seen an ocean up close. 1342 01:08:53,303 --> 01:08:55,870 Wha-- no. 1343 01:08:56,001 --> 01:08:57,481 Why would he lie about that? 1344 01:08:57,611 --> 01:08:58,743 Look. 1345 01:08:58,873 --> 01:09:01,180 Everyone's got their reasons, man. 1346 01:09:01,311 --> 01:09:03,139 Looking like he does, he gets to be special. 1347 01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:06,533 He gets to be Pineapple, the punk rock Samoan. 1348 01:09:06,664 --> 01:09:09,667 When deep down inside, he knows he'll always basically 1349 01:09:09,797 --> 01:09:12,887 be Greg, the deadbeat dad, the nursing 1350 01:09:13,018 --> 01:09:15,934 school dropout from Buffalo. 1351 01:09:16,064 --> 01:09:17,370 No. 1352 01:09:17,501 --> 01:09:19,590 He se-- he sends money to his kid every week. 1353 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:23,637 Yeah, and I got a 9-foot dingle dangle. 1354 01:09:23,768 --> 01:09:24,638 Here. 1355 01:09:24,769 --> 01:09:26,031 It's on our mutual friend. 1356 01:09:33,430 --> 01:09:35,649 Well, I'm going to go. 1357 01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:36,737 Uh, whoa, whoa. 1358 01:09:36,868 --> 01:09:37,695 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1359 01:09:37,825 --> 01:09:38,565 Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. 1360 01:09:38,696 --> 01:09:39,653 Ah. 1361 01:09:39,784 --> 01:09:42,090 I can make us some bagel bites. 1362 01:09:42,221 --> 01:09:43,962 Bagel bites sound good? 1363 01:09:44,092 --> 01:09:47,313 It's like a small bagel pizza [inaudible].. 1364 01:09:47,444 --> 01:09:48,923 It's nice. 1365 01:09:49,054 --> 01:09:49,837 All right. 1366 01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:50,708 I thought so. 1367 01:09:50,838 --> 01:09:53,058 That's my guy. 1368 01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:55,626 You remind me a lot of myself when I was your age. 1369 01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:58,324 I didn't always have my shit together. 1370 01:09:58,455 --> 01:09:59,673 Yeah. 1371 01:09:59,804 --> 01:10:02,198 They'll tell you to graduate, get a job, 1372 01:10:02,328 --> 01:10:07,638 marry within or above your socioeconomic bracket. 1373 01:10:07,768 --> 01:10:10,510 Next thing you know, you're saddled with a mortgage, 1374 01:10:10,641 --> 01:10:12,773 and you're passing all this shit your dad laid on to you 1375 01:10:12,904 --> 01:10:15,211 on to your own kid. 1376 01:10:15,341 --> 01:10:16,429 The American dream. 1377 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,258 Just add water. 1378 01:10:19,389 --> 01:10:20,868 Oh, fuck the world. 1379 01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:32,967 So how was it last night? 1380 01:10:33,098 --> 01:10:35,448 Oh, it was great. 1381 01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:38,103 Woke up in the middle of the night with her on top of me. 1382 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:39,496 One minute we're doing it, the next she's 1383 01:10:39,626 --> 01:10:41,933 scratching and flailing around in my face, 1384 01:10:42,063 --> 01:10:44,327 screaming like a fucking psycho person. 1385 01:10:44,457 --> 01:10:46,503 Freaky deaky. 1386 01:10:46,633 --> 01:10:47,591 Freaky. 1387 01:10:47,721 --> 01:10:48,592 Felony. 1388 01:10:48,722 --> 01:10:49,462 Who's to say? 1389 01:10:58,036 --> 01:10:59,429 Bob, will you get on the bus? 1390 01:10:59,559 --> 01:11:02,040 It's freezing. 1391 01:11:02,170 --> 01:11:03,433 Damn. 1392 01:11:03,563 --> 01:11:04,999 Dude doesn't give a fuck. 1393 01:11:05,130 --> 01:11:08,568 Bob, will you just get on the bus, please? 1394 01:11:08,699 --> 01:11:10,788 Fuck you. 1395 01:11:10,918 --> 01:11:12,268 You know what? 1396 01:11:12,398 --> 01:11:14,008 Fuck you, Bob. 1397 01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:15,662 I think this is all an act. 1398 01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:17,055 Do you hear me? 1399 01:11:17,185 --> 01:11:19,927 If I'm wrong, tell me different. 1400 01:11:20,058 --> 01:11:20,885 I'm not buying it anymore. 1401 01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:21,755 Dude. 1402 01:11:21,886 --> 01:11:23,061 Lay off. 1403 01:11:23,191 --> 01:11:23,975 Give him a break. 1404 01:11:24,105 --> 01:11:25,455 No. 1405 01:11:25,585 --> 01:11:26,891 You know, I think he's a fucking liar like you. 1406 01:11:27,021 --> 01:11:28,109 What? 1407 01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:29,546 If I'm wrong, tell me I'm wrong. 1408 01:11:40,687 --> 01:11:41,471 Fuck you. 1409 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:45,953 You know what? 1410 01:11:46,084 --> 01:11:47,390 I'm done with this guy. 1411 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:09,107 Yo. 1412 01:12:09,237 --> 01:12:11,109 You going to tell me why you called me a liar or what? 1413 01:12:14,939 --> 01:12:16,549 Give me the phone, Pineapple. 1414 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,421 You're texting Amy? 1415 01:12:18,551 --> 01:12:19,465 Come on. 1416 01:12:19,596 --> 01:12:20,901 Give me my phone now, please. 1417 01:12:21,032 --> 01:12:21,815 No. 1418 01:12:21,946 --> 01:12:24,862 You can't be trusted. 1419 01:12:24,992 --> 01:12:27,081 You want to talk about trust? 1420 01:12:27,212 --> 01:12:28,779 You pressured me to go to that party, 1421 01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:30,607 which was a complete disaster. 1422 01:12:30,737 --> 01:12:32,217 Then you tell me that I need to get laid, 1423 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:34,306 which is an even bigger disaster. 1424 01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:36,090 I didn't hold a gun to your head. 1425 01:12:36,221 --> 01:12:37,614 God. 1426 01:12:37,744 --> 01:12:40,094 You're just this massive pile of walking bullshit, 1427 01:12:40,225 --> 01:12:42,358 and you tell me to make decisions and do things. 1428 01:12:42,488 --> 01:12:44,403 You don't fucking do anything. 1429 01:12:44,534 --> 01:12:45,622 You could be saving lives, but you 1430 01:12:45,752 --> 01:12:48,233 just fuck around and get high. 1431 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,670 In Samoa, there's a saying. 1432 01:12:50,801 --> 01:12:51,976 [samoan] 1433 01:12:52,106 --> 01:12:54,195 [mocking samoan] Shut the fuck up. 1434 01:12:54,326 --> 01:12:55,545 No one cares. - No. 1435 01:12:55,675 --> 01:12:56,372 You're wrong. 1436 01:13:00,506 --> 01:13:02,203 You're not even from Samoa. 1437 01:13:02,334 --> 01:13:03,857 You've never even been there. 1438 01:13:03,988 --> 01:13:06,164 Who told you that? 1439 01:13:06,294 --> 01:13:07,252 Let me guess. 1440 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:09,950 It was Devo Ted, wasn't it? 1441 01:13:10,081 --> 01:13:11,822 That mother fucker is responsible for-- 1442 01:13:11,952 --> 01:13:13,127 Oh. 1443 01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:14,694 What do you know about responsibility? 1444 01:13:14,825 --> 01:13:17,088 Plenty. 1445 01:13:17,218 --> 01:13:19,003 That's not what I heard. 1446 01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:22,310 What'd you hear? 1447 01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:24,008 Just give me my phone. 1448 01:13:24,138 --> 01:13:26,750 Give me my phone, and I'll tell you. 1449 01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:29,579 What'd you hear? 1450 01:13:29,709 --> 01:13:30,493 Yo. 1451 01:13:30,623 --> 01:13:31,537 Dick. 1452 01:13:31,668 --> 01:13:32,886 What'd you hear? 1453 01:13:33,017 --> 01:13:34,627 That you're a fucking deadbeat dad, OK? 1454 01:13:38,979 --> 01:13:40,459 What the hell, man? 1455 01:13:40,590 --> 01:13:47,814 What the-- Pine, stop. 1456 01:13:50,817 --> 01:13:53,864 You want to lecture me about responsibility? 1457 01:13:53,994 --> 01:13:57,476 Try working two fucking jobs, living in a shithole 1458 01:13:57,607 --> 01:13:59,260 just so my kid could eat. 1459 01:13:59,391 --> 01:14:03,613 I may not be first generation Samoan, but I love my daughter! 1460 01:14:03,743 --> 01:14:04,440 OK. 1461 01:14:12,709 --> 01:14:13,884 PINEAPPLE: I don't need this. 1462 01:14:47,178 --> 01:14:48,266 MICHAEL: Look. 1463 01:14:48,396 --> 01:14:49,136 I know about Todd. 1464 01:14:49,267 --> 01:14:50,573 AMY: Who? 1465 01:14:50,703 --> 01:14:54,098 MICHAEL: The guy that you had sex with. 1466 01:14:54,228 --> 01:14:56,317 Is he a Ginger? 1467 01:14:56,448 --> 01:14:57,231 Yes. 1468 01:14:57,362 --> 01:14:58,755 OK. 1469 01:14:58,885 --> 01:15:00,974 So we, we talked once at a party after we broke up, 1470 01:15:01,105 --> 01:15:02,759 but that was it. 1471 01:15:02,889 --> 01:15:04,891 You seriously think I would lose my virginity to a stranger? 1472 01:15:08,852 --> 01:15:09,635 Look. 1473 01:15:09,766 --> 01:15:13,073 I-- I felt so bad. 1474 01:15:13,204 --> 01:15:16,947 I-- I feel so bad about what happened with us. 1475 01:15:17,077 --> 01:15:19,210 Michael, I knew you were never going to move to New York. 1476 01:15:19,340 --> 01:15:20,733 You never asked me. 1477 01:15:20,864 --> 01:15:21,647 Come on. 1478 01:15:21,778 --> 01:15:23,823 Be real. 1479 01:15:23,954 --> 01:15:25,608 You're terrified of the unknown, and you can't make 1480 01:15:25,738 --> 01:15:27,261 a decision to save your life. 1481 01:15:27,392 --> 01:15:29,394 That's not true. 1482 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:32,179 Uh, when you texted me back, how long did it 1483 01:15:32,310 --> 01:15:35,792 take you to actually hit send? 1484 01:15:35,922 --> 01:15:38,359 It's who you are, and that's OK. 1485 01:15:38,490 --> 01:15:39,404 You would have hated New York. 1486 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,624 It's not for everyone. 1487 01:15:41,754 --> 01:15:42,799 Not even me. 1488 01:15:42,929 --> 01:15:44,540 I thought you loved it there. 1489 01:15:44,670 --> 01:15:47,107 I did. 1490 01:15:47,238 --> 01:15:54,027 I did, but everyone and everything moves so fast, 1491 01:15:54,158 --> 01:15:55,638 and I missed home. 1492 01:15:55,768 --> 01:15:57,596 And I missed you. 1493 01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:02,949 And I got fired. 1494 01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:04,037 Yeah. 1495 01:16:04,168 --> 01:16:06,300 I didn't want anyone to know. 1496 01:16:06,431 --> 01:16:09,173 It's been a rough couple of months actually. 1497 01:16:09,303 --> 01:16:14,308 So with my tail tucked between my legs, I am moving back. 1498 01:16:17,790 --> 01:16:19,270 So I've got a couple of job leads, 1499 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:20,532 and my parents are going to float 1500 01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:21,751 me till I get back on my feet. 1501 01:16:24,623 --> 01:16:26,930 Are you going to make me say it? 1502 01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:30,020 Say what? 1503 01:16:30,150 --> 01:16:35,591 I was hoping we could pick up where we left off. 1504 01:16:35,721 --> 01:16:38,942 Where we left off was you breaking my heart 1505 01:16:39,072 --> 01:16:40,508 and fucking another guy. 1506 01:16:40,639 --> 01:16:44,382 I just said that that wasn't true. 1507 01:16:44,512 --> 01:16:47,254 I'm serious about setting down roots. 1508 01:16:47,385 --> 01:16:49,605 You know, here with you. 1509 01:16:54,261 --> 01:16:56,829 And I've given it a lot of thought, 1510 01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:59,615 and I think we should have sex. 1511 01:17:03,009 --> 01:17:04,663 Not, not like now. 1512 01:17:04,794 --> 01:17:05,577 I know. 1513 01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:06,709 But yeah. 1514 01:17:06,839 --> 01:17:08,798 Soon. 1515 01:17:08,928 --> 01:17:13,193 I can be at the Student Center tomorrow around 11:30. 1516 01:17:13,324 --> 01:17:15,543 If you want some company on the loop. 1517 01:17:15,674 --> 01:17:18,503 I can bring an overnight bag. 1518 01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:20,897 Oh. 1519 01:17:21,027 --> 01:17:25,379 What about, like, the-- the-- the Lord? 1520 01:17:25,510 --> 01:17:26,293 Oh. 1521 01:17:26,424 --> 01:17:27,512 Yeah. 1522 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,601 I've, I've thought about that too. 1523 01:17:29,732 --> 01:17:33,692 I think He would prefer that we do it than with some strangers. 1524 01:17:33,823 --> 01:17:35,389 Especially, you know, since we're back together. 1525 01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:40,612 Are we back together? 1526 01:18:04,810 --> 01:18:06,856 FRED [ON RADIO]: Hey, you sitting down? 1527 01:18:06,986 --> 01:18:07,726 Yeah. 1528 01:18:07,857 --> 01:18:09,685 I'm driving. 1529 01:18:09,815 --> 01:18:11,904 FRED [ON RADIO]: I just got some bad news. 1530 01:18:12,035 --> 01:18:13,863 You're sitting, right? 1531 01:18:13,993 --> 01:18:16,996 Fred, I'm really not in the mood. 1532 01:18:17,127 --> 01:18:19,042 FRED [ON RADIO]: Fuck You Bob. 1533 01:18:19,172 --> 01:18:21,435 He died last night. 1534 01:18:21,566 --> 01:18:23,350 They found the poor guy frozen to death 1535 01:18:23,481 --> 01:18:26,353 like a bearded Popsicle on the side of the road. 1536 01:18:26,484 --> 01:18:29,356 The battery in his wheelchair must've gave out. 1537 01:18:29,487 --> 01:18:31,707 Guy had no family. 1538 01:18:31,837 --> 01:18:34,361 It's a real shame. 1539 01:18:34,492 --> 01:18:35,580 Circle of life, I suppose. 1540 01:18:45,198 --> 01:18:48,245 Everyone, get off the bus. 1541 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:49,202 Get off the bus now. 1542 01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:50,160 I'm not kidding. 1543 01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:52,553 Get off my bus. 1544 01:18:52,684 --> 01:18:53,641 Sorry, yeah. 1545 01:18:53,772 --> 01:18:55,252 Get off the bus. 1546 01:18:55,382 --> 01:18:56,470 This god damn kid. 1547 01:19:00,953 --> 01:19:01,780 Ah! 1548 01:19:01,911 --> 01:19:03,216 Get off the bus! 1549 01:19:07,003 --> 01:19:07,743 What are you? 1550 01:19:07,873 --> 01:19:08,656 A zombie? 1551 01:19:08,787 --> 01:19:11,616 Get off the fucking bus! 1552 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:13,270 Are you on or off? 1553 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:17,187 I want to see how this plays out. 1554 01:19:17,317 --> 01:19:18,014 Where are we? 1555 01:19:39,905 --> 01:19:40,732 Damn it! 1556 01:19:43,909 --> 01:19:46,477 Why would I leave him out there like that? 1557 01:19:46,607 --> 01:19:47,913 I'm so stupid. 1558 01:19:52,483 --> 01:19:54,528 Uh, this is all my fault. 1559 01:19:54,659 --> 01:19:57,618 You're giving yourself way too much credit. 1560 01:19:57,749 --> 01:19:59,055 Dude was old as fuck. 1561 01:19:59,185 --> 01:20:00,273 This is not a joke. 1562 01:20:00,404 --> 01:20:01,622 I'm talking about someone's life. 1563 01:20:01,753 --> 01:20:02,493 Yeah. 1564 01:20:02,623 --> 01:20:03,450 It was his choice. 1565 01:20:03,581 --> 01:20:04,800 He decided that. 1566 01:20:04,930 --> 01:20:06,323 Now what the fuck are we doing here? 1567 01:20:10,196 --> 01:20:10,980 I don't know. 1568 01:20:11,110 --> 01:20:13,286 I just-- I-- 1569 01:20:13,417 --> 01:20:16,637 I know nothing about the guy, and now-- 1570 01:20:16,768 --> 01:20:17,856 and now he's dead because of me. 1571 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:23,079 Look. 1572 01:20:23,209 --> 01:20:27,257 Maybe Fuck You Bob was Fuck You Bob just to get through life. 1573 01:20:27,387 --> 01:20:29,085 You know, some of us lie. 1574 01:20:29,215 --> 01:20:32,001 Some of us say fuck you to everybody. 1575 01:20:32,131 --> 01:20:33,480 Some of us drive around in circles. 1576 01:20:33,611 --> 01:20:34,394 You feel me? 1577 01:20:39,051 --> 01:20:42,011 All right? 1578 01:20:42,141 --> 01:20:42,881 OK. 1579 01:20:43,012 --> 01:20:43,795 Move. 1580 01:21:35,368 --> 01:21:36,717 Yo, dude. 1581 01:21:36,848 --> 01:21:37,588 Come over here. 1582 01:22:01,568 --> 01:22:03,179 Did he do all this from memory? 1583 01:22:14,712 --> 01:22:18,020 Holy shit. 1584 01:22:18,150 --> 01:22:18,890 Yo. 1585 01:22:19,021 --> 01:22:19,804 Check this out. 1586 01:22:38,214 --> 01:22:41,565 Your nipple looks like a ball sack. 1587 01:22:41,695 --> 01:22:44,089 That's accurate. 1588 01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:46,700 Man, Fuck You Bob was one sick puppy. 1589 01:22:46,831 --> 01:22:49,181 He had a name. 1590 01:22:49,312 --> 01:22:51,096 Robert Birch. 1591 01:22:51,227 --> 01:22:54,317 I like Fuck You Bob better. 1592 01:22:54,447 --> 01:22:56,667 Man, I wonder what's going to happen to all of these. 1593 01:22:56,797 --> 01:22:58,495 He had no family, right? 1594 01:22:58,625 --> 01:23:00,323 I don't know. 1595 01:23:00,453 --> 01:23:05,328 I'm guessing the state of the school's going to toss it all. 1596 01:23:05,458 --> 01:23:07,025 Man, fuck that. 1597 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:10,768 Yeah. 1598 01:23:10,898 --> 01:23:11,638 You know what? 1599 01:23:11,769 --> 01:23:12,639 Fuck that. 1600 01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,348 Hey, come here. 1601 01:23:25,478 --> 01:23:26,914 Oh, my God. 1602 01:23:27,045 --> 01:23:29,178 What do you want? 1603 01:23:29,308 --> 01:23:30,092 Just come here. 1604 01:23:30,222 --> 01:23:31,832 We're busy. 1605 01:23:31,963 --> 01:23:32,833 What? 1606 01:23:32,964 --> 01:23:35,227 I said we're fucking busy. 1607 01:23:35,358 --> 01:23:37,099 Doing what? 1608 01:23:37,229 --> 01:23:38,970 What do you want? 1609 01:23:39,101 --> 01:23:41,146 I got to show you something. 1610 01:23:41,277 --> 01:23:43,627 What is it? 1611 01:23:43,757 --> 01:23:45,411 Just ca-- can you come here? 1612 01:23:45,542 --> 01:23:46,456 Can you trust me, please? 1613 01:23:46,586 --> 01:23:47,892 Can you do that? 1614 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:50,460 You're not gonna smash our faces in, are you? 1615 01:23:50,590 --> 01:23:52,418 No. 1616 01:23:52,549 --> 01:23:56,335 I promise I will not smash your faces. 1617 01:23:56,466 --> 01:23:58,207 He shouldn't have to say it. 1618 01:24:02,254 --> 01:24:04,996 All right. 1619 01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:06,432 We got nothing better to do anyway. 1620 01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:13,265 This is-- 1621 01:24:13,396 --> 01:24:15,224 It's beautiful. 1622 01:24:15,354 --> 01:24:16,355 Who did this? 1623 01:24:16,486 --> 01:24:17,269 Robert Birch. 1624 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:18,401 Who? 1625 01:24:18,531 --> 01:24:19,837 Fuck You Bob. 1626 01:24:19,967 --> 01:24:20,881 He died last night. - Wait. 1627 01:24:21,012 --> 01:24:21,752 Are you serious? 1628 01:24:21,882 --> 01:24:23,493 What? 1629 01:24:23,623 --> 01:24:25,364 We found his place, and we found all of his paintings. 1630 01:24:25,495 --> 01:24:26,974 He wasn't an ass-- 1631 01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:30,065 I mean, he was an asshole, but he was an artist too. 1632 01:24:30,195 --> 01:24:31,327 What about you? 1633 01:24:31,457 --> 01:24:32,241 What? 1634 01:24:32,371 --> 01:24:33,329 Are you an asshole? 1635 01:24:36,245 --> 01:24:37,985 Nah. 1636 01:24:38,116 --> 01:24:39,335 I see you more as a douche canoe. 1637 01:24:46,733 --> 01:24:48,474 You know what? 1638 01:24:48,605 --> 01:24:49,388 That's it. 1639 01:25:02,923 --> 01:25:04,186 FRED [ON RADIO]: Fuck chop. 1640 01:25:04,316 --> 01:25:06,318 I'm getting no-show calls up the corn hole. 1641 01:25:06,449 --> 01:25:09,191 You know, if-- if-- if what I'm hearing turns out to be true. 1642 01:25:09,321 --> 01:25:11,802 You can kiss that $25,000 job goodbye, mister. 1643 01:25:11,932 --> 01:25:12,672 Yeah. 1644 01:25:12,803 --> 01:25:13,586 Relax. 1645 01:25:13,717 --> 01:25:14,544 I'm on the loop. 1646 01:25:14,674 --> 01:25:15,458 FRED [ON RADIO]: Relax? 1647 01:25:15,588 --> 01:25:17,460 You're my protege. 1648 01:25:17,590 --> 01:25:20,027 I've been grooming you to take over one day. 1649 01:25:20,158 --> 01:25:23,814 Ignite your future, like I did. 1650 01:25:23,944 --> 01:25:26,425 You know, it's not so bad. 1651 01:25:26,556 --> 01:25:28,166 What's not that bad? 1652 01:25:28,297 --> 01:25:29,602 FRED [ON RADIO]: This job. 1653 01:25:29,733 --> 01:25:30,821 This town. 1654 01:25:30,951 --> 01:25:32,649 There a lot worse places to end up 1655 01:25:32,779 --> 01:25:34,738 than running the campus bus service at Kent 1656 01:25:34,868 --> 01:25:37,436 Institute of Technology. 1657 01:25:37,567 --> 01:25:39,221 But maybe you're right. 1658 01:25:39,351 --> 01:25:41,310 Maybe I've wasted my life. 1659 01:25:41,440 --> 01:25:43,703 I didn't say that. 1660 01:25:43,834 --> 01:25:45,792 FRED [ON RADIO]: You didn't have to. 1661 01:25:45,923 --> 01:25:47,968 I-- I-- I read subtext. 1662 01:25:48,099 --> 01:25:50,884 Subtext? 1663 01:25:51,015 --> 01:25:53,800 FRED [ON RADIO]: Truth is. 1664 01:25:53,931 --> 01:25:57,195 I haven't been happy in a long time. 1665 01:25:57,326 --> 01:26:03,158 Sometimes, I just wish I could go to sleep and never wake up. 1666 01:26:03,288 --> 01:26:06,465 Fred, what was that noise? 1667 01:26:06,596 --> 01:26:08,685 FRED [ON RADIO]: You mean the cocked Ruger GP 100 1668 01:26:08,815 --> 01:26:11,949 Revolver aimed at my temple? 1669 01:26:12,079 --> 01:26:15,300 Fred, that's not funny. 1670 01:26:15,431 --> 01:26:17,259 FRED [ON RADIO]: Fuck chop, thanks 1671 01:26:17,389 --> 01:26:19,826 for giving me the courage to do what I'm about to do. 1672 01:26:22,568 --> 01:26:25,702 Tell my family, I-- 1673 01:26:25,832 --> 01:26:27,399 I don't know, just-- 1674 01:26:27,530 --> 01:26:28,966 Fred. 1675 01:26:29,096 --> 01:26:31,142 FRED [ON RADIO]: FRED: Tell them I wasn't all bad. 1676 01:26:31,273 --> 01:26:32,665 Fred. FRED [ON RADIO]: Tell them. 1677 01:26:32,796 --> 01:26:33,623 [gunshot] 1678 01:26:33,753 --> 01:26:35,842 What the fuck? 1679 01:26:35,973 --> 01:26:37,235 What the fuck did you say to him? 1680 01:26:37,366 --> 01:26:38,497 I don't know. 1681 01:26:38,628 --> 01:26:39,542 I didn't, I didn't tell him anything. 1682 01:26:39,672 --> 01:26:42,066 Fuck. 1683 01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:44,329 FRED [ON RADIO]: Gotcha, ya buttholes. 1684 01:26:47,811 --> 01:26:49,856 It was a sound effect on my computer. 1685 01:26:49,987 --> 01:26:50,727 Here. 1686 01:26:50,857 --> 01:26:51,641 Listen. 1687 01:26:51,771 --> 01:26:53,773 [gunshots] 1688 01:26:54,948 --> 01:26:56,733 I'm embarrassed for you. 1689 01:26:56,863 --> 01:26:57,777 Ugh. 1690 01:26:57,908 --> 01:26:58,822 Falling for that. 1691 01:26:58,952 --> 01:27:00,432 Game's got to respect game. 1692 01:27:00,563 --> 01:27:01,346 Yeah. 1693 01:27:01,477 --> 01:27:02,347 Fuck that guy. 1694 01:27:02,478 --> 01:27:04,915 It was real fucking funny. 1695 01:27:05,045 --> 01:27:05,872 FRED [ON RADIO]: Ah. 1696 01:27:06,003 --> 01:27:07,222 Absolute buttholes. 1697 01:27:10,007 --> 01:27:10,790 Yeah. 1698 01:27:10,921 --> 01:27:11,661 Let's go. 1699 01:27:25,457 --> 01:27:28,286 On my mark. 1700 01:27:28,417 --> 01:27:29,722 Three. 1701 01:27:29,853 --> 01:27:31,246 Two. 1702 01:27:31,376 --> 01:27:32,116 One. 1703 01:27:35,728 --> 01:27:36,555 Good shot. 1704 01:27:39,645 --> 01:27:40,516 Ah. 1705 01:27:40,646 --> 01:27:41,560 Yeah. 1706 01:27:41,691 --> 01:27:44,737 Nice shot. 1707 01:27:44,868 --> 01:27:46,348 The radio, the radio. 1708 01:27:49,481 --> 01:27:50,308 Yeah. 1709 01:27:50,439 --> 01:27:51,788 Fuck you. 1710 01:27:51,918 --> 01:27:53,877 Get the ham. 1711 01:27:54,007 --> 01:27:54,965 That's nasty. 1712 01:27:55,095 --> 01:27:56,053 OK. 1713 01:27:56,183 --> 01:27:56,967 Go. 1714 01:28:10,110 --> 01:28:11,547 Yo, guys. What the fuck? 1715 01:28:11,677 --> 01:28:12,374 My house, man. 1716 01:28:19,032 --> 01:28:19,990 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1717 01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:20,904 What? 1718 01:28:21,034 --> 01:28:22,906 Oh my God. 1719 01:28:23,036 --> 01:28:24,429 Huh? What? 1720 01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:25,387 Where you going? 1721 01:28:25,517 --> 01:28:26,344 Get the fuck out of here. 1722 01:28:33,525 --> 01:28:34,918 Hey, hey. 1723 01:28:35,048 --> 01:28:36,093 Whoa, whoa. What's happening? 1724 01:28:36,223 --> 01:28:37,529 What's this? 1725 01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:38,574 Oh, we're pretending to kiss for our friends. 1726 01:28:38,704 --> 01:28:39,662 I think they're rooting for us. 1727 01:28:39,792 --> 01:28:42,012 Oh, hey, look. 1728 01:28:42,142 --> 01:28:43,666 BOTH: Aw. 1729 01:28:43,796 --> 01:28:45,145 How much longer do you think we have to do this for? 1730 01:28:45,276 --> 01:28:46,886 Um, it's kind of like 10 seconds. 1731 01:28:47,017 --> 01:28:49,193 You sure? 1732 01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:51,108 No, get the fuck away from me. 1733 01:29:08,647 --> 01:29:11,128 I haven't done that much damage since they popped their VP. 1734 01:29:11,258 --> 01:29:12,477 Didn't he cry afterward? 1735 01:29:12,608 --> 01:29:13,391 Yeah. 1736 01:29:13,522 --> 01:29:14,392 He told me he loved me. 1737 01:29:14,523 --> 01:29:15,915 See you guys. 1738 01:29:16,046 --> 01:29:18,440 So if you ever figured out whether or not you're 1739 01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:21,660 an asshole, you should call me. 1740 01:29:25,098 --> 01:29:28,275 Oh, wait. 1741 01:29:28,406 --> 01:29:30,060 I thought you should have this. 1742 01:29:32,715 --> 01:29:33,585 Thanks. 1743 01:29:33,716 --> 01:29:35,195 Will you two fuck already? 1744 01:29:35,326 --> 01:29:36,632 You shut up. 1745 01:29:36,762 --> 01:29:37,589 [phone ringing] 1746 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:38,416 Oh, shoot. 1747 01:29:43,378 --> 01:29:45,684 That Amy? 1748 01:29:45,815 --> 01:29:46,642 Yeah. 1749 01:29:49,775 --> 01:29:51,037 Well, that's awkward. 1750 01:29:55,172 --> 01:29:56,869 Keep in mind, kid. 1751 01:29:57,000 --> 01:30:00,220 That girl wants to fuck one thing and one thing only. 1752 01:30:00,351 --> 01:30:02,484 It's your head. 1753 01:30:02,614 --> 01:30:04,834 Hey, Pineapple. 1754 01:30:04,964 --> 01:30:06,966 Was that true what you told me at juvie? 1755 01:30:07,097 --> 01:30:10,579 Uh, cracking out because of the repetition? 1756 01:30:10,709 --> 01:30:11,449 Yeah, man. 1757 01:30:11,580 --> 01:30:12,929 It was. 1758 01:30:13,059 --> 01:30:17,760 How'd you learn to, like, live in a time loop? 1759 01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:20,240 I didn't. 1760 01:30:20,371 --> 01:30:22,634 I broke out. 1761 01:30:22,765 --> 01:30:25,855 Really? 1762 01:30:25,985 --> 01:30:30,250 So you're like a fugitive? 1763 01:30:30,381 --> 01:30:32,252 Everyone's a fugitive for something, kid. 1764 01:30:36,213 --> 01:30:38,650 See you tomorrow. 1765 01:30:38,781 --> 01:30:40,957 Don't do anything stupid. 1766 01:30:41,087 --> 01:30:42,611 Or you know what? 1767 01:30:42,741 --> 01:30:43,655 Do something stupid. 1768 01:30:43,786 --> 01:30:44,526 I don't give a fuck. 1769 01:30:47,398 --> 01:30:48,355 I left something up there for you. 1770 01:30:54,884 --> 01:30:55,972 Is it stolen? 1771 01:31:48,894 --> 01:31:52,202 [MUSIC - DEVO, "GUT FEELING / [SLAP YOUR MAMMY]"] 1772 01:32:30,762 --> 01:32:33,460 Fucking bus bitch. 1773 01:32:33,591 --> 01:32:35,637 FRED [ON RADIO]: Hey, what's your 20? 1774 01:32:35,767 --> 01:32:39,379 Why aren't you stopping for pick pus? 1775 01:32:39,510 --> 01:32:41,294 Fuck chop! 1776 01:32:41,425 --> 01:32:42,687 Michael! 1777 01:32:42,818 --> 01:32:43,949 What the shit! 1778 01:33:05,014 --> 01:33:08,104 [phone buzzing] 1779 01:33:08,234 --> 01:33:10,715 Fuck chop, can you hear me? 1780 01:33:10,846 --> 01:33:14,197 Don't think I won't fire you, Michael. 1781 01:33:14,327 --> 01:33:15,677 Fuck chop! 1782 01:33:15,807 --> 01:33:16,678 The safety-- 1783 01:33:16,808 --> 01:33:20,159 [phone buzzing] 1784 01:34:32,492 --> 01:34:36,018 Josh, what's your 20? 1785 01:34:36,148 --> 01:34:36,932 Come on. 1786 01:34:37,062 --> 01:34:37,976 Where you at, Josh? 1787 01:34:38,107 --> 01:34:39,369 Are you taking a wiz there, bud. 1788 01:34:43,286 --> 01:34:44,374 Shit! 1789 01:34:44,504 --> 01:34:47,507 FRED [ON RADIO]: Josh where you at? 1790 01:34:47,638 --> 01:34:50,946 [inaudible] Josh! 1791 01:39:54,205 --> 01:39:55,250 Hello. 1792 01:39:55,380 --> 01:39:56,120 DEB [ON PHONE]: Hey, honey. 1793 01:39:56,251 --> 01:39:57,426 Oh hiya, love bug. 1794 01:39:57,556 --> 01:39:58,427 DEB [ON PHONE]: How's work? 1795 01:39:58,557 --> 01:40:00,907 I'm killing it, as per use. 1796 01:40:01,038 --> 01:40:02,257 How was the baby doctor? 1797 01:40:02,387 --> 01:40:03,954 DEB [ON PHONE]: Are you sitting down? 1798 01:40:04,085 --> 01:40:06,130 Of course, I'm sitting. 1799 01:40:06,261 --> 01:40:07,740 What else would I be, uh-- 1800 01:40:07,871 --> 01:40:08,872 DEB [ON PHONE]: Have you eaten yet? 1801 01:40:09,003 --> 01:40:10,047 Yeah. 1802 01:40:10,178 --> 01:40:11,788 I, uh, did just eat dinner, but I 1803 01:40:11,918 --> 01:40:13,311 don't see how that's relevant. 1804 01:40:13,442 --> 01:40:17,707 DEB [ON PHONE]: So we're having twins. 1805 01:40:17,837 --> 01:40:18,621 Twins? 1806 01:40:21,015 --> 01:40:21,798 DEB [ON PHONE]: Fred? 1807 01:40:21,928 --> 01:40:22,929 Yeah, yeah. 1808 01:40:23,060 --> 01:40:24,235 Just give me one second, please. 1809 01:40:24,366 --> 01:40:25,410 OK? 1810 01:40:25,541 --> 01:40:27,238 Fuck! 1811 01:40:27,369 --> 01:40:28,109 Fuck! 1812 01:40:28,239 --> 01:40:29,675 Fuck!