Previously, on Chesapeake Shores...
I was framed!
The FBI knows where you are now.
They put a tap on this phone.
- What if he is innocent? - Do you believe him?
I've heard of those tests--
they generate an ancestry report,
maybe even find a few distant relatives we don't know about.
I think I like romance.
So do I.
Kevin and I are...
She's pregnant.
There's your baby's heart.
Pumping like a champ.
Amazing to see, isn't it?
Oh, remember, we don't want to know the gender.
I'll definitely tell you when you shouldn't look.
You know, I used to think ultrasound images
looked like sea creatures,
but...
when it's your sea creature...
Oh, don't look.
♪ The miles are getting longer
♪ It seems
♪ The closer I get to you
♪ So I'm going home
♪ To the place where I belong
♪ And where your love
♪ Has always been enough for me ♪
♪ I'm not running from
♪ No, I think you got me all wrong ♪
♪ I don't regret this life I chose for me ♪
♪ I said these places and these faces ♪
♪ Are getting old
♪ So I'm going home
♪ I going home ♪
Oh, hey, honey,
are you still a "Baby Swiss, hold the mayo?"
Actually, I'm more of a Nutella and banana
on whole wheat kind of guy.
Oh, you're here.
I am.
This isn't Iceland.
Not a fjord in sight.
Well, you were only gone for a week, what happened?
I hope your deal didn't fall through.
No, the opposite.
I was able to negotiate
one of those great "fair but really I win" deals,
and I can wrap up the details from here.
Mm.
I thought the whole reason
you had your meeting in Iceland
was so you could climb a glacier afterwards?
Vatnajoökull.
Hmm, so why'd you blow off your glacier?
Well, as you know,
I've climbed many glaciers,
mountains, volcanoes--
Landforms of all kinds.
Exactly,
and I think I might start traveling a little less.
Why? Adventure is in your blood.
You said so yourself.
I did, but, lately, my blood has enjoyed
spending a little more time here, at home.
Mm.
What are you making?
This is Caitlyn's new thing.
Cucumber and peanut butter sandwich.
Her best friend, Sloan, has turned her on to them.
Whatever she likes.
I'm not one to judge.
I went through a mean fried pickle phase.
Yeah, I don't think it's a phase when you still eat them.
You want me to have Mandrake get us some?
Maybe later.
Uh, if I was a yogurt cup, where would I be?
It's weird.
I know we just started dating,
but I feel like I have known you forever.
Aw, it kinda sounds like you love me.
Hey, Evan.
Hey!
Abby, have you got a minute?
There's something I would like to run by you.
Not a, uh, problem.
I'm late for a thing.
Good to see you, Mick.
Yeah.
Am I interrupting something?
No. Nope, no, no.
Uh, Evan was...
definitely going to be leaving.
Uh... what's going on?
Well, I've been considering something for a while,
and I want to make sure you're okay with it.
Please tell me you're not going to refinish the floors
in the kitchen again.
Oh, I am.
I'm also asking your mother to move in.
In here? With us?
Yeah.
What do you think?
It's a big decision.
It is, it is,
but you know what, honestly,
I just miss her when she's gone.
You know?
This way, while she's here in Chesapeake,
we'll have more time together.
Do you think you're ready?
Do I not seem ready?
Come on, it's been a rough year.
Your recovery hasn't been easy.
I couldn't have gotten this far without all your help,
without the support of the whole family.
Well, we are here for you,
but aren't you supposed to not to start a new relationship
in the first year of recovery?
Is it really a new relationship
when you've already had five kids together?
I don't know, Dad,
I just want you and Mom to have your best chance
at happiness together.
I want the same thing, sweetheart.
So do I have your blessing,
or some semblance of it?
Consider yourself blessed.
Excellent, thank you.
I'm going to pick your mother up,
and take her to dinner at Giovanni's tonight.
Ooh, romantic.
I try.
Hey, how'd it go?
The loan officer said
we have "inconsistent cash flow".
Why can't the banks understand
that a plan to operate a profitable vineyard
is the way to create consistent cash flow?
Some banks can't see past grids on a spreadsheet.
I've gotta find a way to grab their attention
and reel those suits in.
Disgraced CEO Dennis Peck
has finally been extradited from the Maldives
to face charges in the U.S.
Peck allegedly bilked millions from his clients,
leaving many penniless.
The FBI conducted a worldwide manhunt...
I knew this was coming,
but seeing my father in handcuffs is...
I'm so sorry.
The only thing he really cared about
was the Peck name.
This must be killing him.
What happens now?
Nothing good.
It's gonna be like chum in the water.
There'll be a new media frenzy.
Your poor mom and sister.
Yeah, they're barely holding it together as it is.
It's not like the Peck name
is going to help us get a loan now.
Okay.
So this is obviously pretty overwhelming.
We can't let your father's mess be our mess.
We have to step away from it.
We'll just focus on the good things.
We get a loan with the O'Brien name,
and just move forward with our lives.
I can't believe you don't like a good Danish.
We don't agree on a lot of the same things.
That's what's so great about us.
That we don't agree on anything?
No.
We agree on the important things.
I just love that we're not, you know, one of those couples.
Hmm, and what are those couples?
You know.
"We're so alike.
We like the same music,
the same movies, the same TV shows,
the same food.
We're soul mates."
Ridiculous.
You don't believe in soul mates?
Do you?
I'm on the fence.
Well, there you go, another difference.
Um, hey, so,
my dad or my brother probably already told you this...
That you used to play the autoharp?
No, that's not-- that's not what I--
Who told you that?
Actually, Kevin told me.
So, what were you afraid they were going to tell me?
Oh, nothing, never mind.
If you don't know, you don't know.
Oh, no, now I have to know.
All right.
It's my birthday on Friday,
but I hate birthdays, always have, okay?
I don't like attention,
I don't like the parties, I don't like the gifts.
You know, I already have everything I need,
so why do I--
Why are you looking at me like that?
It's my birthday on Friday, too.
No.
Is it?
It is,
but I don't much like birthdays either.
Right?
I mean, really, it's just an excuse
for people to feel guilty and buy things.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Okay, so on our birthday,
no gifts, no cards, no flowers?
- Just another day? - Absolutely.
We totally agreed on something.
We did.
I guess we're the same sign,
born on the same day.
Hey,
maybe we are soul mates.
I think we ordered too many tomatoes.
Will they all fit?
Don't worry, I've got a system.
Hello?
Speaking.
Tell him no.
Who was that?
A lawyer.
My father's court-appointed lawyer.
She said he "urgently wants to see me".
Where is he?
In the Federal Penitentiary in D.C.
A far cry from his luxury suite at the Hay-Adams.
We can do this later.
No, Jess, like you said,
it's his mess, not ours.
Did the lawyer say anything else?
She doesn't have to.
There's only one reason he wants to see me.
Because he needs my help,
and nobody else in the family will talk to him.
You know, when we were kids,
the only time he would ever spend any time with me
was when my parents were fighting.
He'd try to win me over to his side
to spite my mom,
and those were my fond memories of him.
Oh!
Sorry.
It's okay.
Not my finest moment.
Have you ever told your father how you feel?
No. Why?
What would be the point?
It's not like he's going to change.
It's not for his sake, it's for yours.
What, you mean like...
like, to have, like, a cathartic moment?
Look, Jess, I know I've been a little tightly-wound lately.
Yeah, you could say that.
You're really suggesting
that I go visit my father in prison?
Yeah, I think I am.
You need some sort of closure.
Yeah, but the thought of...
of seeing him again...
I know.
You have to tell him how you feel.
Hmm...
I gotta figure out what her secret is.
Sally makes the best coffee.
Better than here at the fire house?
Oh, yeah, the guy in charge of it
can't get it right.
Oh, who's that?
It's me.
Ah.
- Yeah. - Hmm.
Listen, something happened this morning
when Sarah and I went to the doctor's office.
Something serious?
No, no, baby's fine, and-- and she's fine,
but... yeah, I guess it could be kind of serious.
So we were looking at the ultra-sound, and...
I looked a little too close?
I don't follow.
I know the sex, the gender, whatever you want to call it,
I know it.
And you didn't want to know?
- No! - Ah...
We were supposed to be surprised.
Oh!
Surprise!
What did Sarah say?
I haven't told her.
We were supposed to learn it together.
You know, share that special moment
when our baby was born?
And now you have to fake that special moment.
I think I can do it.
Mm, I hate to throw water on your excellent plan there,
but do you really think you can keep a secret like that
for a whole month?
You couldn't even keep from telling Luke
that I played the autoharp.
That's different,
because I did that to embarrass you.
So what do you want from me?
I don't know, some encouragement?
Oh, well, you've always been terrible at keeping secrets.
Okay, thanks for the pep talk.
No, I'm reminding you of that
so that you keep that in mind, okay?
But I think you can do it.
You and Sarah love each other,
and you're gonna have a beautiful baby...
boy.
Wow, I think you might be able to do this.
Yeah.
It's my birthday on Friday.
I know, and I'm not going to get you a present, okay?
I've learned my lesson.
It's also Luke's birthday on Friday.
You and Luke have the same birthday?
Mm-hmm.
Wow, you guys must be--
Don't say "soul mates," I swear I'll brain you.
Okay.
What's the problem?
I told him I didn't want any gifts, and he agreed.
He said he didn't want any either.
But?
Well, you know people that say they don't want a gift,
but really they want a gift?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, what if he thinks I'm one of those people?
Or what if he's one of those people?
Oh, they're the worst.
But if he gets me a gift, and I don't get him a gift,
the I am going to come off as some total insensitive clod.
Well put.
Yeah, so, can you...
tell him that I really don't want a gift?
So you want me to say to him,
"no matter what you do,
don't get anything nice for my sister."
Yes. Mm-hmm.
So, what have you heard from Nell?
Still having a good time in Ireland?
Oh, yeah, her cousin, Nora, is starting a daycare center
for the children in the village,
and, uh, she's helping.
She loves it.
Oh, that's great.
It is.
It's really good to have you back.
It's good to be back.
Giovanni's,
definitely beats the empty fridge at my place.
I don't think you should ever have to come home
to an empty fridge.
I'll go shopping tomorrow,
and there is a lasagna
that definitely needs to be defrosted.
Or...
you could always come home to the fridge at our place.
It's always full.
What do you mean?
Mick O'Brien,
are you asking me to move into your house?
It used to be your house, too.
It still is, I think.
Mick...
I like that you're smiling.
Yes, but, um...
it's a lot to take in.
Uh...
what about your recovery?
Hon, you're doing so well.
I wouldn't want to jeopardize your progress.
I go to NA meetings regularly
and I talk to my sponsor every day.
Besides, it just makes so much sense.
You're renting an apartment in L.A.,
you're spending money on a mortgage here.
It's not really a problem.
No, but I could go and fix your place up,
and you could rent it out.
That way, you'd have more time with your grandkids.
Why not just move in?
Because it makes so much sense?
Yes.
'Cause it's so practical.
Exactly.
I think I'll just stay at my place.
What?
Mick...
sometimes, the practical reasons
are not necessarily the right reasons.
I didn't mean to ask--
Let's just leave it for now, okay?
But if you're interested, we could split an apple tart?
Thanks.
Grabbed you a coffee.
Oh, hey, thanks, Kev.
Oh, yeah, no problem.
Thanks for seeing me.
No problem, man.
So, uh, what's up?
I wanted to talk to you about Bree's birthday.
She really hates birthdays.
Right, so, I'm not getting her a present.
Good.
Okay.
I mean, she meant it, right?
She really doesn't want a present?
Yeah, no, no...
See, she knows that there's people out there
that say, "Oh, I don't want a present,"
but they really want a present.
She is not one of those people.
Right.
Okay,
and she asked you to come here and tell me that?
I'm not supposed to say,
but, yeah, she did.
Right.
What?
No...
Well, it's just that, you know,
when people say they don't want something that much,
it, uh, sometimes means--
No, no, no, no.
She's really serious.
Okay.
I mean, if she gets me something,
and I don't get her anything,
I could look like a--
Insensitive clod?
Yeah.
Wait, did she say that?
No.
- Yeah. - Yeah...
But she wasn't talking about you.
Right.
Well, thanks, Kev.
You've given me a lot to think about.
Really.
Okay.
We'll see you.
Don't get her something.
I read you loud and clear.
- Hey. - Hey.
Do you want some coffee?
No. Have you seen Bree?
She's not at her house.
No, this is usually when she goes for her morning walk.
What do you need?
Uh, birthday stuff.
Kevin, don't get her a present.
I know!
I've learned my lesson.
Oh, actually, wait, uh...
While you're here,
I could use a male perspective on something.
I have that.
Okay, so, Evan and I were hanging out...
- As you do. - Mm-hmm.
...and...
well, he said that he feels like he's known me forever,
and I responded,
light-heartedly, um...
"sounds like you love me."
It was light-hearted!
Still, bold.
I know.
It was just... it just came out.
I did not mean to bring up the love topic,
and now it's just... out there, staring at us.
What did Evan say?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Well, Dad came in and interrupted us,
but then he... sort of... fled.
- Fled? - Well, he left quickly.
- Quickly? - Yes! Okay, I just...
How do I keep this from being so awkward?
Okay, well, technically, what you should do
is just have an open and honest conversation with him.
But...
It might freak him out even more.
Okay, so you think he's freaking out?
What do I do? What do I do?
You know, can I just speak on behalf of all men everywhere?
I don't know.
Okay?
Although it's given me a little insight
into my own situation.
The Bree birthday problem?
No, a different thing.
I can have more than one thing.
Yeah, I guess.
What's your thing?
Okay, now...
I have no idea
what the gender is of my unborn baby, but--
Oh, my gosh, you know.
Is it a boy or girl?
Oh, boy.
Is that a clue?
- No! - Ah! Ooh!
So?
What did you think?
Honey, you just sent it a half an hour ago.
Well, yeah, but I need your first impression.
Did my mission statement sound pretentious?
I'm going for "confident,"
but did I veer into "swagger"?
No, it's great.
Your financial plan is strong.
My first impressions are... very impressed.
Well, then why did the banks turn me down?
Is it because of the thing with David's father?
I don't know, but you can't take it personally.
How can I not?
I poured my soul into every word and chart.
I can see that.
This is giving me flashbacks to high school.
It's like a guy dumps you,
and you have no idea why,
so you replay every angle.
"Why doesn't he like me?
What did I do wrong?"
Jess? Jess, take a deep breath.
Better take another one.
All right, now, listen...
who cares why some idiot dumped you in high school?
You found David,
the right guy, that's all that matters.
So you're saying I should date the right bank.
Let me rephrase.
When I was growing this company,
I was turned down by a myriad of banks and investment firms.
It's hard, I get it,
but your financial plan is excellent.
My only advice to you
is to expand your pool of potential investors,
and just keep trying.
Okay.
Thanks, Dad.
And by the way,
I heard through the family grapevine
that you were going to ask Mom to move in with you.
I wish my Internet speed was as fast as that grapevine.
Well, I just want you to know
that I would be happy for you both.
Well, thank you, honey,
that means a great deal to me,
but I'm afraid that grapevine
might have gotten ahead of itself.
Really?
Mom said no?
I may not have expressed myself as romantically as I could have.
Well...
as a wise man once said...
just keep trying.
You've got five minutes.
Thank you for--
I'm not here for you,
I'm here for me.
Look at you.
You've hurt so many people
that you were supposed to care about--
your family,
your clients.
Not just hurt,
you ruined their lives.
What kind of man does that?
David, please, just--
No, I don't want to hear your excuses.
I've wasted so much time...
trying to please you.
David, I'm...
I'm so sorry I wasn't a better father,
but I always loved you.
Now, maybe I haven't said those words--
Oh, what, you were just waiting for the right moment?
I should have said them sooner.
If you had just shown some interest,
just acted like you gave a damn.
I do.
That's why I made sure your trust fund is safe.
I don't care about my trust fund.
Look, if you want to prove that you care,
then give the money you stole back to your clients.
I did not take their money.
Right.
Oh, yeah, you were framed.
- That's right. - Okay, by who?
I don't know!
Please, just stop.
You need to talk to Byron Stigers.
What, your old golfing buddy?
And CFO of Peck Enterprises.
He's the only one who's stood by me.
He knows the politics of the company.
He might know who's responsible.
Almost time.
David...
I have a small apartment near Dupont Circle.
Nobody knows about it.
Yeah, of course, you do.
150 Connecticut Avenue.
Now, there's a small safe hidden behind the fireplace.
You will find a flash drive in there.
You don't stop, do you?
You're gonna have to find somebody else.
You're the only one that I trust.
You can't manipulate me anymore.
The combination to the safe--
it's the license plate number of your first bike.
What?
The Green Phantom Schwinn?
Vintage tags.
You rode that bike every day.
I only wish that I had told you
how happy I was that you loved my gift.
Hey!
You waiting on the kayak?
No, just thinking.
Well, that could be dangerous.
What about?
When Abby was born,
did you know that she was going to be a girl?
Oh, yeah.
We wanted to know everything.
We were terrified.
With you, we were more relaxed.
We just... we let it be a mystery.
Yeah, that's what Sarah and I wanted.
To tell you the truth,
I was thrilled when Abby came along,
because I don't know,
the thought of raising a boy,
it just...
it intimidated me, I guess.
How so?
Well, I didn't have a very good relationship with my dad,
and his expectations for Thomas and I
were so high,
we couldn't live up to 'em.
You did okay with me, Dad.
Thank you, Kevin.
With you, I just thought to myself,
"What would Dad do in this situation?"
and I would do the opposite.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Well, my father wanted me to follow him
into the construction business,
or be a boxer,
so I did both.
You boxed?
Oh, yeah,
I fought in the amateur circuit all over Baltimore for a while.
- What? - Mm-hmm.
I never knew that.
Well, I mean, I didn't set the world on fire.
No fancy footwork,
but, uh, I could take a punch.
So I would stand there, let 'em wail on me,
till they got tired, and then, boom!
Left hook, and down they'd go.
I was undefeated.
Until I was defeated.
Wow.
But I didn't ask what your dad wanted.
I asked what you wanted to be when you grew up.
Oh.
Just to be a good man, I guess.
You've done that.
Have I?
I think the jury might still be out.
How would you feel...
if I told you
that you were going to have a grandson?
I would be very proud,
and I would spoil that kid rotten.
I'd expect nothing else.
I'm so happy for you.
How you doing?
Toy bench arrived.
Isn't it great?
Oh.
It matches the bassinet perfectly.
Yeah, neutral,
but creative and fun.
How could a baby of any gender not love this stuff?
I'm pretty sure we're having a girl.
You are?
Mm-hmm.
Why?
Oh, just mother's intuition,
and sometimes we talk.
Cool.
Well, I don't mean in words,
but we communicate.
I think the O'Briens and the Mercers
will make a great village.
Yeah, you're going to be a great mom.
Girl, boy, whatever.
Be honest, which do you want?
All that matters is that he--
or she--
is healthy.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
Hey, what do you think of the name "Celia"?
Yup.
Hey, guys.
How was school today?
Learn anything new?
Jill Jacovino can flip her eyelids inside out.
Wow, that'll come in very handy someday.
I just got a notification from X-Y-Me.
My DNA results are ready tomorrow!
Perfect timing.
You can tell us at dinner
whether we're related to any leprechauns.
Oh, Grandpa.
All right, I'm gonna go.
I'll see you ladies tomorrow.
Bye!
Goodbye.
Meg, uh, have you got a minute?
I'd like to, uh, get your opinion on something.
Um... sure.
Mick!
What is all this?
Well, I remember you saying
you wanted either a pergola or a gazebo out here,
so... I built you a pergabo.
It was on my list.
You nut,
I mentioned that 25 years ago.
Yeah, well, it was a very long list.
Aw, honey.
I love it.
It's beautiful.
Meg...
I don't want to just share a house with you.
I want to share our lives.
I want you to move in with me.
Careful, that stain's not dry...
yet.
Oy...
I almost got it right.
Oh, honey,
you did, you got it just right.
Really?
Yes,
but it's such a big step.
I just need...
a little more time to think it through, okay?
Sure.
That will give the stain time to dry.
Oh, you big lug.
Don't get it on me.
Oh, sorry!
What's the matter?
I went to D.C. this morning.
To your father's apartment?
Mm-hmm.
I thought you decided not to go.
Mm, I know, but...
I just had to know.
I found the flash drive.
I couldn't even remember the license plate number.
I had to look up an old picture of that bike.
He remembered it?
I guess.
Now I'm regretting it.
What's on it?
Lots of stuff.
Documents, e-mails, recordings.
It shows how ruthless my father could be,
but...
I think he really was framed.
Okay, so we're finally back on schedule
with the electrical.
We are a week behind with the shingles,
but still on budget.
Three of my favorite words.
Oh, are you free tonight?
We're having a little family dinner over here,
and Carrie's going to announce her DNA results.
I'd love that.
Great.
I will alert the homestead.
And, um, speaking of love...
what you said the other day.
What? What?
You said
the reason I feel like I know you so well
is because I love you.
I, um...
Yeah, I didn't mean-- I just, I-I was,
I was looking for the yogurt, and--
Which begs the question,
did you say that because...
you love me?
Or just that you think I love you?
Wait, does that mean that you... do love me?
You answer first.
How about we answer the question
at the same time?
I'll allow it.
On three.
One,
two,
three!
- I love you. - You love me.
Aw...
Wow!
Whoo!
Just so you know, I am crying on the inside.
Evan...
I...
I do...
love you.
It actually kind of scares me how much I love you.
Me too.
You too what?
It's scary,
and I love you.
Look at us,
we love each other.
Yeah.
Well, this is a nice day, huh?
It is.
Just another day.
Yeah, first day of the rest of our lives.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I hate to use clichés.
Well, it's a cliché because it's true.
I want you to know,
I appreciate you not making a big deal out of today.
Oh, no problem.
I also want you to know, that I understand.
What do you understand?
Kev talked to me.
He told me that he talked to you,
and, you know, he meant well,
but I think he might have given you the wrong idea.
Uh...
confused?
It's okay.
What's okay?
Luke, there's a bag at your feet.
Oh,
that's just some toothpaste and some vitamins.
Oh, right, right, right.
It's okay if you got me something.
But you didn't want anything.
No, I know, I said that, and I meant it,
but you know, I also understand if you second-guessed yourself,
you know, thinking "maybe she didn't really mean it."
I did think that.
Yeah.
But then I changed my mind.
Okay, you know what,
it's totally fine.
As a matter of fact, um...
Happy birthday.
It's a terrarium for your cactuses-- cacti.
Do you like it?
You got me something.
Yeah.
Because I didn't want you to feel bad
because you got me something.
You got me something, right?
In the--in the bag.
Well...
Oh, boy.
Oh... no.
Do you want me to get you something?
No, no, no!
I really, really didn't want you to get me something.
I just thought...
That I was-- I'd get you something.
Yes! I mean, no!
I don't--
Bree, when I say something, I mean it.
I do, too. Me too.
That's what I thought.
Yeah, and I thought that...
God, now you feel bad.
Kinda, but...
Well, you know what, this never happened.
It's going away, it's going bye-bye forever.
It did happen, so...
I have to get you something.
No. No, no, no,
I don't want that.
I don't want things.
I don't want gifts, I don't wants cards, okay?
I just want to know that you care about me.
That is truly all I...
- There you go. - Thank you.
Oh, you're welcome. Enjoy.
"Happy Birthday To Luke and Not To Bree."
That's good.
That is very, very, very good.
Would you like some?
I mean, it's your cake.
Oh, there's lots to go around.
And it's mint chocolate chip.
It's only my favorite.
Oh, that's a total coincidence.
Of course.
Happy just-another-day.
Happy just-another-day to you.
Mm!
Ah...
Mm...
This'll be fun.
I love not celebrating Bree's birthday.
Feta cheese.
What?
I am so craving feta cheese.
You hate feta.
Yeah, with a passion,
but I guess a certain little someone
has other ideas.
Hey, what about a Greek name?
Like Athena or Olympia?
Yeah.
Add 'em to the list.
Okay, what's going on?
You've been acting weird.
No, I'm fine.
We should probably get to the house.
They'll have feta there.
I can't go to a family gathering
if things are weird between us.
Things aren't weird.
They are so weird.
Okay, for me, this is scarier
than running into a burning building,
so, please, come on, just talk to us?
Okay.
Fine.
I have been keeping a secret from you,
and it's kind of been driving me nuts.
Okay, what kind of a secret?
A bad secret?
No, no, it's...
good... maybe.
Okay, uh...
I kinda glanced at the ultrasound screen
when I wasn't supposed to.
What?
I know what our baby is.
The doctor clearly said, "don't look."
And I looked!
Come on, you're telling me that you don't look
when someone says "don't look"?
It's instinctive!
- Dude. - I'm sorry.
It just happened.
Well?
Well, what?
Oh, no, I'm not going to tell you
and ruin the surprise.
Yeah, but you know,
so it won't be the same...
...and wait,
if you know,
is it because you saw something
or because you didn't see something?
Don't overthink it.
No, if you just glanced at the screen,
you wouldn't know the gender
unless you saw something.
We're having a boy, aren't we?
We're having a boy.
I-I know that you were sure that it was going to be a girl--
Okay, seriously, who cares?
There is nothing about this baby that I don't love already.
I mean, of course, we'll have to wean him off feta.
Well, we're gonna love him even if he loves feta.
Yeah, true.
Hey.
- Hey. - Bree home yet?
Nope.
The guest of no-honor has not arrived yet.
Mm.
I am just making an ordinary dinner.
Hmm. Smells very ordinary.
You know, if you lived here, you'd be home already.
Mm.
We will talk about that later.
Mick!
What are you girls up to?
Waiting on our X-Y-Me results.
Oh, cool.
They're just coming in.
Taking forever to download.
You guys really should get a quicker modem.
We really should.
I think you girls spend enough time on the Internet
as it is.
If it was quicker, we'd spend less time on it.
Ha ha.
They have you there.
Let me see if I can speed things up.
Well?
Hmm.
Well, some banks are just stupid.
So are private equity firms.
Well, they don't like perceived risk.
But I scaled back the tasting room,
I revised the budget, added more comps...
Those are all good choices.
And look at this suit.
How can anyone say "no" to a power suit like this?
Is that my suit?
That is my lucky suit.
Clearly, it's not my lucky suit.
Hey.
- Hi. - Hi.
Hey.
- Hey. - Hey.
Hey.
- Hey. - Hey.
Hey.
♪ Happy ordinary day to you
♪ Happy ordinary day to you ♪
♪ Happy ordinary day Bree and Luke! ♪
♪ Happy ordinary day to you!
I appreciate that.
Very, very nice.
I am missing something, but I'm sure it's very funny.
What is that?
I don't know, it's the strangest thing.
Yeah, it just appeared.
Huh
It's super strange, very odd
And wouldn't you know, this was with it.
Why are you giving it to me?
I know you like to hit things.
Well, mostly Kevin,
but yes, I do like to hit things.
You do.
- Stand back! - Ooh!
- Oh, oh, oh. - Back I go.
- People! - Mm-hmm?
We have an announcement.
We're having a boy.
Oh!
My first grandson!
Oh, honey!
Wonderful!
- That's great. - So happy!
Oh, is this you keeping a secret?
Yeah, apparently, it's the best I can do.
Oh, Kev.
It's here! It's here!
Ah!
Oh, I'm so curious!
Excuse me.
Your ancestry will now be revealed!
Oh, how exciting!
I just know you're related to Brian Boru,
High King of Ireland.
First, I'll reveal my maternal ancestral line.
My maternal breakdown is as follows--
2.3% Greek...
Oh, there must be an olive branch
on your side of the family tree.
I'm also 4% Welsh,
and 93.7% Irish!
Ah!
No surprises for the Maloney-O'Briens.
How about this?
I have 306 Neanderthal DNA variants,
which is more than 90% of all X-Y-Me customers.
Hmm.
That would be you.
Let me see.
You know what?
I think I'm gonna X-Y-Me, too.
What made you change your mind?
Family.
It's nice.
You know, I think I'd like to go sit in our pergabo.
Hmm.
Would you please get my jacket?
It's up in your room.
Sure.
Thank you.
You're moving in with me.
Took you long enough to figure that out.
Although, to be honest,
I do still have some concerns about us living together.
Like what?
Like my ex-husband.
He never screwed the cap back on the toothpaste.
- What a Neanderthal. - Mm-hmm.