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Previously on "You Me Her"...

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I don't know how other throuples do it

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without one of them always feeling
like they were the odd human out.

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Did I hear that right?
You want to work this out?

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Why don't you call
Weird Janis and her lover

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and find out the appropriate
attire for this cleansing ceremony?

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You're looking for something.

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Somewhere along the line,
we became, like, uncool.

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Can I ask you what is in
this, because it is fantastic.

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Shrooms and a dash of Ayahuasca.

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So, scary Nina?

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I know it's fast, but yeah.

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Got to hold her real tight,
like a autism blanket.

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Andy Cutler, he's a love junkie.

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That... That's his shit?

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That's his shit.

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Dude's a serial monogamist.

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My professional recommendation
would be surrogacy.

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Do you think we're making a mistake

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sending Izzy away every
time she's an inconvenience?

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How do we explain her presence here?

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I have an idea.

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- You're our surrogate.
- As your surrogate,

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why would I be living
in your guest room?

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Because you're uneducated and poor.

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If you tell Lori about this, ... I will

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You'll break my legs? Eat my face?

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So who made this
moment possible for you?

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I'm not being an asshole.

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Come the fuck on.

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You don't actually believe
this was her first time.

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I hear something.

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It's Hal and Rita.

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Oh, God.

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Whatever you're
selling, we ain't buying.

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Is this the right place?

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Just laugh.

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- Whoo!
- Yeah!

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There is my little girl!

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- Hi!
- Mm!

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I'll take these. All right.

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- Hi, Dad.
- Mm!

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Whoa, don't pull a vagina
muscle there, "Doctor."

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Okay, you don't need
air quotes there now.

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- I'm actually a doctor.
- Oh.

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- It's a hard fact.
- Well.

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Welcome to Oregon. Rita.

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- Jack.
- Sir.

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Bet you want to hug me, don't you?

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- It's not necessarily.
- Wow.

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Even straight men are
always loving each other

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all over out here, am I right?

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When in Portland.

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Ow. Okay.

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Geez.

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Polite greeting turns
into an actionable assault.

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An actionable assault?

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This damn country and
its pansy-ass litigation,

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am I right, Rita?

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Practically never, sweetheart.

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Who have we here?

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New hot mom in the neighborhood?

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Well, that's... that's the funny thing.

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Hola. I am Izzy.

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It's short for Isabelle.

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- Hey.
- Mrs. Seaver, Mr. Seaver.

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Ah. Okay.

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But, seriously, who...

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who are you to Emma and Jack?

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Um, she is...

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Well, uh...

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I got this.

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Izzy here is...

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having our baby.

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Table 12.

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- Hey.
- Oh, dude.

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What the fuck?!

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Sorry. You startled me.

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I'm... I got some
troubling news recently

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that must've made me twitchy.

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Purse.

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I... I don't really know why
this came to me all of a sudden,

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but you and me, we're not a thing.

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Oh.

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What the fuck?

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Autism blanket.

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No. Seems like you're
under the impression

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that this can become more
than mutual masturbation,

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so I'm just gonna end it right here.

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Bye-bye.

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Oh, is your shift done?

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You.

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No, bro. Man, come on.

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I'm really working on
staying out of people's shit.

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- Since when?
- Since, like... since...

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You know, not yet, but it's
something I probably should start.

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Just spill it.

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Does the name Michelle
mean anything to you?

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I got an ex-girlfriend,
Michelle Flores.

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Sure, sounds about right.

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Key phrase... serial monogamist.

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What the fuck does that mean?

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Well, instead of ringing
up sexual conquests,

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a serial monogamist has
way too many romances

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on his or her résumé,

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swiftly moving from one serious
relationship to the next.

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Michelle said that about me?

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Yeah, to Nina.

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Hence, I'm fucked.

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By having our baby,

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Jack means that Izzy is our surrogate.

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Neither of us are having
sex with her, though.

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Well, certainly not both of us.

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'Cause that would be obscene.

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So, that means...

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How's that work again?

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It means I'm all loaded up
with her eggs and his semen.

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We, that is Jack and I,

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are trying to have a baby inside her.

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Oh, my.

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Hal.

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They're saying we're finally
gonna have a grandchild.

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Is that right?

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Is that true?

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- It'll really be Emma's baby?
- Mm-hmm.

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A Seaver?

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Well, technically.

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Ooh!

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I am so proud of you.

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Also graduated at the top of my class,

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designed a bunch of cool buildings,

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and just made partner
at my firm, but, um...

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thanks, Mom.

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Come here, you.

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Thanks to you,

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- the Seaver name lives on.
- Oh.

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Jack.

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- You're welcome.
- Technically, again,

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it wouldn't be a Seaver
'cause we have a different...

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This calls for some
real booze for a toast.

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I just might have some on hand.

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Oh, I'm so excited, I'm shaking.

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This is really happening.

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No, no, no, no, no,
it... it could happen.

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But we could also
call you in a few weeks

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and say it just didn't take.

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Yeah, that's absolutely true, you know?

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We wouldn't be surprised, and... and
you guys shouldn't be surprised either.

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Neither of us should be
surprised if this doesn't work.

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You know, we're just trying to
manage our expectations here.

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You know, I read somewhere that

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when you're this
particular kind of preggers

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that many doctors recommend
two to five drinks a day.

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I mean, it's science, right?

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No, no doctor in the
history of forever said that.

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You caught me.

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Come on, I don't read.

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Enjoy, everybody else.

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Very cool. Super. Loving this.

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Okay, so, here's to the

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roughly one in five
chance that this will work.

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Yeah, at best.

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I think that's optimistic,
statistically speaking.

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Cheers. Cheers.

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Hey.

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Enjoying your opioid trance?

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Ava, my spawn.

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I was just thinking about you.

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Let's... Let's have
a little chitty chat.

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Fucking awesome.

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Do not say "fucking" right
up in my face, young lady.

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Whatever.

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You know what?

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Say whatever you want. You're almost 17.

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You are chemically inclined to provoke,

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and I have to stop

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making a federal fucking case out of it.

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Where are you from, what do you want,

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and how did you get
inside this hollow thing

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that was once my mother?

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I love you. You know that, right?

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Come on, I have said
"I love you" before.

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True, but let's contextualize, shall we?

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Last night you literally dragged
me to the Trakarsky house,

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your eyes blazing with the
fury of a thousand suns.

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I shouldn't have done that.

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I shouldn't have gone over there.

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I stirred up shit
between those three again.

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Keeping it between me and you,

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that would have been the
un-assholey thing to do.

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Ava...

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Did you coax and cajole
Izzy into smoking with you

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and promise you would
never ever tell anybody,

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but then when you got
caught, blame it all on her?

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Yeah.

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That's better.

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Thank you for being honest.

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You're welcome.

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And you're grounded for another month.

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What? I thought we were having

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some kind of "Aha" moment here.

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- We are.
- So why?

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Well, because you made a promise to Izzy

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and then you broke that promise.

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That makes you an asshole.

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I'm grounding you for being an asshole,

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because as stated, I love you.

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This is all very weird.

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I know, but in a good way.

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Mnh-mnh.

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Mm-hmm.

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- Mnh-mnh.
- Yeah.

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It's amazing how much
of my cookbook works

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in that RV's little kitchen.

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Everything tastes better
when this girl makes it.

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It's like she's got some
secret spice or something.

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It's called love, Harold.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Aww!

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Emma, did I not give you
a copy of my cookbook?

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I could swear I did several times.

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Yep. Mm-hmm.

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So, you wrote a cookbook?

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That's so cool.

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Uh, no offense, Mom,

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but really just a scrapbook

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of clippings from
magazines and newspapers.

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Kinko's is her publisher.

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Not that there's
anything wrong with that.

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Mnh-mnh.

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I also have a few old family
recipes in there, as well.

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Isabelle, maybe you'd like a copy.

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Yeah, I would...

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She hates being called that.

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I kind of like the way that she says it.

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Okay, you can stop blowing
my mom now, Isabelle.

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Emma Christine Seaver!

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Still not her name.

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Okay, I get it, Mom.

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I know what you're doing. I don't cook,

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and I can't have babies the
normal way... I hear you.

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Isabelle, I pulled
together everything healthy

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I could find in these paper bags.

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Thank you.

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You know what, Rita?

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My favorite thing that
you've ever whipped up

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is that girl over there.

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So gay.

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She made this box a home for me.

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First one of my whole life.

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You grew up homeless like
that Justin Beaver kid?

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How did we not know that?

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Justin Beaver.

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So good. Go on.

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No, I mean, I... I had a house.

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I grew up in a house, but not a home.

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We don't all have to hold hands

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and get queer over this, do we?

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Dad.

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So, Jack, anything
around this home of yours

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you need a real man
to fix while I'm here?

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You know what, Hal? I am an expert

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00:10:38,975 --> 00:10:41,194
at finding precisely
the right professional

264
00:10:41,196 --> 00:10:42,795
for everything I need.

265
00:10:42,796 --> 00:10:45,999
It's very true. I can
personally attest to that.

266
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,387
As a surrogate.

267
00:10:51,491 --> 00:10:54,294
Of course as a surrogate.
What else would you mean?

268
00:10:54,295 --> 00:10:55,612
No offense, but...

269
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,476
Oh, this should be good.

270
00:10:57,477 --> 00:11:01,129
If you two had started working
on this at 24 like normal people,

271
00:11:01,131 --> 00:11:03,523
you wouldn't need
professional assistance.

272
00:11:03,525 --> 00:11:06,461
We hadn't even met then, so
we couldn't have started at 24.

273
00:11:06,463 --> 00:11:08,421
No, you or somebody better.

274
00:11:08,422 --> 00:11:10,556
Maybe a man who doesn't pull a hamstring

275
00:11:10,557 --> 00:11:12,691
changing a lightbulb.

276
00:11:12,692 --> 00:11:14,417
That's an incredibly reductive

277
00:11:14,419 --> 00:11:17,325
version of a highly complex incident.

278
00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:22,702
Like, the ladder was extremely high

279
00:11:22,704 --> 00:11:24,353
and winds were gusting that day.

280
00:11:24,355 --> 00:11:26,440
- Fierce winds.
- I thought he was kidding.

281
00:11:26,442 --> 00:11:28,125
That actually happened?

282
00:11:30,183 --> 00:11:31,378
Could've happened to anyone.

283
00:11:35,087 --> 00:11:37,890
That's not that funny.

284
00:11:37,892 --> 00:11:39,392
Glad you all find my

285
00:11:39,653 --> 00:11:43,347
lack of mundane masculine
acumen so amusing.

286
00:11:43,349 --> 00:11:44,762
"Masculine acumen"?

287
00:11:44,764 --> 00:11:46,272
Who talks like that?

288
00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:50,904
I'm not laughing. No.

289
00:11:56,736 --> 00:11:59,672
Okay, after 100 years of marriage,

290
00:11:59,673 --> 00:12:03,009
that still blinded me in one eye.

291
00:12:10,258 --> 00:12:12,526
When did drugs become so scary?

292
00:12:12,752 --> 00:12:14,753
When did they stop being kind and happy?

293
00:12:14,754 --> 00:12:17,423
Yeah. You know, I'm thinking
maybe when we added a mortgage

294
00:12:17,424 --> 00:12:21,064
and a couple needy
little humans to the mix.

295
00:12:21,256 --> 00:12:24,459
We're grown-ups for
the rest of our lives.

296
00:12:24,764 --> 00:12:26,499
Oh, my God, that's fucking terrifying.

297
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:29,675
Okay, so I'm just gonna...

298
00:12:29,727 --> 00:12:30,991
help you.

299
00:12:30,993 --> 00:12:33,552
Gonna put it... put it on.

300
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:34,985
Yeah, you don't have
to help me. That's fine.

301
00:12:34,986 --> 00:12:37,319
Just... Just do what you're doing.

302
00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:42,446
Just gonna lift your leg through there.

303
00:12:42,448 --> 00:12:43,925
That's good stuff. You can put it down.

304
00:12:43,926 --> 00:12:45,938
Thank you. Okay.

305
00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:47,808
Always wanted three kids.

306
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,132
There we go.

307
00:12:49,134 --> 00:12:51,371
In you go, in you go, yeah.

308
00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:52,413
There we go.

309
00:12:52,415 --> 00:12:54,028
Okay, you ready?

310
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,898
Now underneath and bottoms up.

311
00:12:55,899 --> 00:12:57,730
Yeah. That's awesome.

312
00:12:57,731 --> 00:12:59,117
Thank you, thank you.

313
00:12:59,119 --> 00:13:00,666
All right. Wedgie.

314
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,813
Good boy.

315
00:13:05,071 --> 00:13:06,272
Is this a sex thing?

316
00:13:06,274 --> 00:13:08,359
- Absolutely not.
- Okay, good,

317
00:13:08,361 --> 00:13:10,220
'cause it's weird and disturbing.

318
00:13:12,389 --> 00:13:14,184
And we're just not.

319
00:13:14,186 --> 00:13:16,589
Hmm.

320
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,576
We're suburban parents

321
00:13:20,207 --> 00:13:22,152
living in the suburbs.

322
00:13:22,154 --> 00:13:24,156
Who occasionally become redundant?

323
00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:25,869
- What?
- Never mind.

324
00:13:27,495 --> 00:13:29,611
The point is we're us.

325
00:13:30,751 --> 00:13:33,687
We're Dave and Carmen.

326
00:13:34,092 --> 00:13:35,759
We're exactly who we are.

327
00:13:41,447 --> 00:13:43,435
- You know what?
- What?

328
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,635
I'm going to embrace the
predictability of chain restaurants

329
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,623
and the convenience of cargo shorts.

330
00:13:52,704 --> 00:13:56,344
I'm going to wear cargo
shorts to Applebee's

331
00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:59,523
and be completely actualized

332
00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:00,955
We didn't sell out.

333
00:14:00,957 --> 00:14:02,324
It wasn't an accident,

334
00:14:02,326 --> 00:14:04,328
and we don't owe anybody an apology.

335
00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:05,936
No. Fuck 'em, right?

336
00:14:05,938 --> 00:14:07,006
Fuck 'em.

337
00:14:07,224 --> 00:14:09,093
Whoever them are.

338
00:14:09,095 --> 00:14:10,963
Whoever them is.

339
00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:12,033
Whomever.

340
00:14:12,035 --> 00:14:13,903
Whomever is them.

341
00:14:13,905 --> 00:14:15,106
Well said, sweetie.

342
00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:20,424
Oh, my God.

343
00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:21,657
Oh, my God.

344
00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:24,195
It's okay. I got it.

345
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,199
Okay.

346
00:14:26,263 --> 00:14:27,506
Honey, will you hurry back, please?

347
00:14:27,507 --> 00:14:30,544
Because I'm still
feeling pretty paranoid.

348
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:51,615
Ah. Fuck it.

349
00:15:14,399 --> 00:15:16,323
I'm looking for a Michelle.

350
00:15:16,325 --> 00:15:18,102
She's got dull brown hair.

351
00:15:18,104 --> 00:15:19,482
She's super plain.

352
00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:21,486
She's kind of annoying and off-putting.

353
00:15:21,574 --> 00:15:23,843
Hey, anybody? Michelle?

354
00:15:24,038 --> 00:15:26,526
Totally not pulling off
scrubs as cute as I would,

355
00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:28,610
that's for sure. Oh, come on, people.

356
00:15:28,612 --> 00:15:30,754
I get that she's not exactly memorable.

357
00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:37,059
Hey.

358
00:15:38,232 --> 00:15:40,768
Wow, fuck dignity, right?

359
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:45,449
Uh well, "A," fuck you, and...

360
00:15:45,451 --> 00:15:47,587
"B," I need your help.

361
00:15:47,589 --> 00:15:50,154
Can you hear yourself being that stupid?

362
00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:52,122
Ow, easy!

363
00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:54,392
Your crazy girl strength is hurting me.

364
00:15:54,756 --> 00:15:56,870
Tell me the truth. Did
Andy dump you real hard

365
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,582
so now you just run
around cock blocking him?

366
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,280
Just give it to me straight.
I'm not gonna tell anyone.

367
00:16:01,347 --> 00:16:03,216
Already tried that, rando chick.

368
00:16:03,276 --> 00:16:04,613
You can't handle the truth.

369
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:05,816
Try me again.

370
00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:08,052
Dude, we dated for like four months.

371
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,987
It's not like he was the
love of my life, all right?

372
00:16:09,988 --> 00:16:12,437
I'm not wearing a
locket full of his semen.

373
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,018
I was just trying to
help you out, you know?

374
00:16:14,019 --> 00:16:15,220
Do the woman to woman thing.

375
00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:17,047
What... What the hell is that, anyway?

376
00:16:17,048 --> 00:16:19,050
The "woman to woman
thing"? We all lock vaginas

377
00:16:19,052 --> 00:16:21,657
and morph into a giant
man-eating Transformer?

378
00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:23,772
Okay, I'm still gonna do this,

379
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,090
but now it's just to rub reality

380
00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:26,574
all over your stupid little face.

381
00:16:26,576 --> 00:16:28,041
What? Hey, we don't need to

382
00:16:28,043 --> 00:16:30,237
- drag anybody else...
- Jules, get over here.

383
00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:33,185
What's up? Hey. I'm...

384
00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:35,189
No, not "hey." She's dreadful.

385
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:38,360
What comes to mind when I
say the name Andy Cutler?

386
00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:41,431
Oh. I get it.

387
00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:43,635
You're the reigning
Miss Forever and Ever.

388
00:16:43,731 --> 00:16:45,940
Has he swept you away
to Crystal Cove yet?

389
00:16:45,942 --> 00:16:47,329
Crystal Cove?

390
00:16:47,331 --> 00:16:49,199
He's got a line on a beach cabin.

391
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,593
Roaring fireplace,
crashing waves, et cetera.

392
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:54,305
If that dude's accumulated
one full day as a single man

393
00:16:54,307 --> 00:16:56,558
in his adult life, I'd be surprised.

394
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,055
It's all about the beginnings.

395
00:16:58,057 --> 00:16:59,903
Seduction, courtship.

396
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:02,804
That magic time before asking
for a 10-minute foot massage

397
00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:04,366
becomes a prolonged negotiation.

398
00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:06,323
When you stare deep
into each other's souls

399
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:09,387
and eat your way through
Twizzlers to each other's mouths

400
00:17:09,389 --> 00:17:11,714
and make up embarrassingly cute names

401
00:17:11,716 --> 00:17:14,307
and none of this makes you
want to vomit in his face.

402
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:16,044
Oh, oh, hey.

403
00:17:16,046 --> 00:17:18,182
Has he said "I see you" yet?

404
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,393
You know, like with your
full name, whatever it is.

405
00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:22,607
Nina Martone.

406
00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:26,781
I see you, Nina Martone.

407
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,417
Hello?

408
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,836
Still in there, crazy girl?

409
00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:42,221
We did a good thing here today.

410
00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:43,424
Truth.

411
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:49,142
- Whoa!
- Yahtzee!

412
00:17:49,144 --> 00:17:51,013
Boo-yah, motherfuckers!

413
00:17:51,015 --> 00:17:53,157
"Boo-yah, motherfuckers!"

414
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,161
Love it! You are a crack-up!

415
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,252
You love it? She's a crack-up?

416
00:17:57,254 --> 00:18:00,602
I'm 30-whatever and I still
say "fudge" around you.

417
00:18:00,821 --> 00:18:03,754
Come on, Em. Motherfudgers,
kind of gross,

418
00:18:03,756 --> 00:18:06,098
- don't you think?
- Don't be jealous, pumpkin.

419
00:18:06,576 --> 00:18:08,469
Yeah. You're one to talk.

420
00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:10,210
What's that?

421
00:18:10,571 --> 00:18:13,374
Well, Trakarsky here
said, "Don't be jealous,"

422
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:15,645
- and then...
- Let's dance.

423
00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:18,457
I bet you can saw a carpet, huh, Hal?

424
00:18:18,459 --> 00:18:21,018
He sure can.

425
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,589
You sure? I was hoping it was

426
00:18:22,591 --> 00:18:24,811
a genetic defect of some kind.

427
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,414
Let's do this thing!

428
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:27,560
Yeah, let's... let's not.

429
00:18:27,562 --> 00:18:29,164
Let's not do it.

430
00:18:35,556 --> 00:18:36,955
Remember the doc... Yo!

431
00:18:36,957 --> 00:18:40,284
The doctor said that Izzy
shouldn't be jumping around.

432
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,673
Nope. Never happened.

433
00:18:41,675 --> 00:18:43,201
He or she never said that.

434
00:18:43,203 --> 00:18:44,404
He or she?

435
00:18:44,406 --> 00:18:46,233
How can you not know the
gender of your doctor?

436
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:47,239
Jack, do you remember?

437
00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:51,245
Um, Dr. Well..er... stein saying that?

438
00:18:51,247 --> 00:18:52,330
Jack.

439
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,823
He...

440
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,475
He...

441
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,222
Remember?

442
00:19:00,717 --> 00:19:03,520
He... I do recall him saying that, yeah.

443
00:19:03,522 --> 00:19:04,914
Some sort of dance restriction,

444
00:19:04,916 --> 00:19:07,292
like in "Footloose."

445
00:19:07,294 --> 00:19:10,097
And I just recalled
that you're a dick, so...

446
00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:13,241
You know, you three seem so familiar.

447
00:19:13,243 --> 00:19:16,753
Is it usual for a couple to
get so close to their surrogate?

448
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,490
You're the ones who
seem smitten with her.

449
00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:26,996
Um, oh, I just remembered, uh,

450
00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:32,866
Dr. Wellerstein said Jack
has unusually fragile sperm,

451
00:19:32,868 --> 00:19:35,071
so I'm supposed to move
as little as possible

452
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:38,733
or they could, you know, die.

453
00:19:38,735 --> 00:19:40,061
Fragile sperm?

454
00:19:40,254 --> 00:19:41,753
Jack has fragile sperm?

455
00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:44,253
Yes, apparently that's a thing.

456
00:19:45,272 --> 00:19:47,677
Okay, well, since I can't drink or dance

457
00:19:47,679 --> 00:19:49,054
or make anyone like me,

458
00:19:49,056 --> 00:19:51,143
I'm just gonna go ahead and take a nap

459
00:19:51,144 --> 00:19:52,478
for the next nine months.

460
00:19:52,479 --> 00:19:56,466
Thanks for making this
afternoon so much fun, Isabelle.

461
00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:59,761
Dad, seriously?

462
00:20:04,491 --> 00:20:06,225
This has been fun, I think.

463
00:20:06,226 --> 00:20:07,293
More Yahtzee?

464
00:20:14,501 --> 00:20:16,139
You've reached Izzy's voice-mail.

465
00:20:16,141 --> 00:20:17,971
Now text like everybody else.

466
00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:21,330
God damn it, Iz, answer
your fucking phone.

467
00:20:21,332 --> 00:20:24,777
I want to hunt and slay and
doing it alone just screams

468
00:20:24,778 --> 00:20:27,590
"My self-esteem issues,
your soundproof basement.

469
00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:28,647
Let's do this thing."

470
00:20:28,648 --> 00:20:30,249
Okay, call me.

471
00:20:37,259 --> 00:20:40,089
Oh, let's, uh... let's
get some clothes on you.

472
00:20:40,131 --> 00:20:41,389
Back it up, Twinkles.

473
00:20:41,391 --> 00:20:42,909
Twinkles?

474
00:20:43,121 --> 00:20:45,366
I'm not buying your shit anymore. No.

475
00:20:45,368 --> 00:20:47,847
Which it turns out
you do have after all,

476
00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:50,536
and it's some super fucking weird shit.

477
00:20:50,537 --> 00:20:52,155
I'm not sure what Michelle told you...

478
00:20:52,157 --> 00:20:53,473
Actually, it's Michelle

479
00:20:53,607 --> 00:20:55,474
and Jules and Laynie

480
00:20:55,475 --> 00:20:58,411
and Crystal fucking Cove.

481
00:20:58,412 --> 00:20:59,478
Oh.

482
00:20:59,479 --> 00:21:02,008
Yeah. "Oh."

483
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,462
Just how many hearts have
you carved into trees, you

484
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,692
freaky little love poodle?

485
00:21:07,754 --> 00:21:09,756
I'm a romantic.

486
00:21:09,758 --> 00:21:11,485
Well, guess what.

487
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,366
I see you, Andy Cutler.

488
00:21:16,368 --> 00:21:18,236
Wait.

489
00:21:24,699 --> 00:21:27,502
Nina.

490
00:21:27,504 --> 00:21:29,506
Nin.

491
00:21:32,712 --> 00:21:35,248
Keep walking, asshole.

492
00:21:38,695 --> 00:21:40,118
So, on the off chance

493
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,989
we're thinking the same thing...

494
00:21:41,991 --> 00:21:43,590
Go for it.

495
00:21:46,986 --> 00:21:48,900
What if this whole

496
00:21:48,902 --> 00:21:51,665
surrogacy ruse was real?

497
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:54,713
What if Izzy is our missing piece

498
00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:56,469
in more ways than one?

499
00:22:01,808 --> 00:22:04,477
Apparently we weren't
thinking the same thing.

500
00:22:04,478 --> 00:22:08,348
I was thinking about killing
a tub of caramel ice cream.

501
00:22:09,175 --> 00:22:10,843
Shit.

502
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,349
- Um.
- Yeah.

503
00:22:14,351 --> 00:22:16,874
Sorry. Never mind.

504
00:22:16,876 --> 00:22:18,723
I don't even know why...

505
00:22:18,725 --> 00:22:21,405
'Cause you want a family.

506
00:22:21,811 --> 00:22:23,558
'Cause I want a family?

507
00:22:23,948 --> 00:22:25,817
Don't we want a family?

508
00:22:25,819 --> 00:22:28,059
No, of course we do.

509
00:22:29,062 --> 00:22:30,930
So does Izzy.

510
00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:33,101
Right.

511
00:22:34,317 --> 00:22:35,635
So, I mean,

512
00:22:35,636 --> 00:22:37,837
imagine that's the three of us together

513
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:39,984
making a baby.

514
00:22:40,388 --> 00:22:41,714
Nobody gets left out.

515
00:22:41,715 --> 00:22:44,121
We're all a part of him or her, right?

516
00:22:44,123 --> 00:22:46,208
What are you guys talking about?

517
00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:47,926
Oh.

518
00:22:47,928 --> 00:22:50,464
Something... Something serious?

519
00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:53,149
- No. Not... Nothing serious.
- No.

520
00:22:53,151 --> 00:22:54,219
Just, like, you know...

521
00:22:54,221 --> 00:22:55,728
- Yahtzee.
- ... the day.

522
00:22:55,729 --> 00:22:57,326
- Mundane stuff.
- Yeah.

523
00:22:57,328 --> 00:22:59,113
You both are alarmingly weak liars,

524
00:22:59,115 --> 00:23:02,325
so we'll just put a pin
in that and I'll go first.

525
00:23:03,394 --> 00:23:05,930
I used my humiliating time-out

526
00:23:05,932 --> 00:23:07,430
to do some deep thinking,

527
00:23:07,432 --> 00:23:09,411
and here's what I came to.

528
00:23:10,398 --> 00:23:12,267
Like you said, this is your home.

529
00:23:12,269 --> 00:23:14,687
Emma and Jack's home.

530
00:23:14,818 --> 00:23:16,475
But it'll never be mine,

531
00:23:16,477 --> 00:23:18,500
and it's not just because
of the poop candles

532
00:23:18,502 --> 00:23:20,043
or being surrounded by your friends

533
00:23:20,045 --> 00:23:21,620
who will always be secretly waiting

534
00:23:21,621 --> 00:23:23,381
for me to pack up and move on

535
00:23:23,383 --> 00:23:26,733
so you guys can go back
to the way things were.

536
00:23:27,561 --> 00:23:28,743
What are you saying?

537
00:23:28,745 --> 00:23:30,213
I'm...

538
00:23:30,816 --> 00:23:33,809
I'm saying that I want
to live in our home.

539
00:23:35,111 --> 00:23:36,740
Not yours.

540
00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:46,641
Okay, now it's your turn.

541
00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:48,981
And tell me what you were
actually talking about.

542
00:23:48,982 --> 00:23:51,545
But fair warning, if you
guys break up with me again,

543
00:23:51,547 --> 00:23:53,246
I'm gonna use those
shit candles of yours

544
00:23:53,248 --> 00:23:54,826
to burn down this entire neighborhood.

545
00:23:58,197 --> 00:23:59,913
We want you to have our baby.

546
00:24:01,219 --> 00:24:03,869
Like, our baby. All three of us.

547
00:24:04,581 --> 00:24:06,178
For real.

548
00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,179
What?

549
00:24:15,741 --> 00:24:16,880
Are you okay?

550
00:24:17,554 --> 00:24:18,735
Huh?

551
00:24:18,737 --> 00:24:19,805
Sorry.

552
00:24:19,807 --> 00:24:21,584
I think I blacked out a little.

553
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:25,070
He literally brought that up like
30 seconds before you came in.

554
00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:26,328
I don't know how serious he is.

555
00:24:26,330 --> 00:24:28,907
- How serious are you?
- I mean, what's the other option?

556
00:24:28,909 --> 00:24:32,036
To bring in a fourth person
into our relationship?

557
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:34,744
You, me, her, and a baby vessel.

558
00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:38,028
Are we talking, like,
a year from now or...

559
00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:39,061
No.

560
00:24:39,063 --> 00:24:41,472
I mean, 40's gonna happen
like that, you know,

561
00:24:41,474 --> 00:24:45,255
and as long as we're laying
our cards on the table, Em,

562
00:24:45,482 --> 00:24:47,694
I want children, plural.

563
00:24:48,492 --> 00:24:49,818
I don't want to be one of those dads

564
00:24:49,819 --> 00:24:51,613
that's breaking a hip playing Horse

565
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,393
with his youngest son in the driveway.

566
00:24:53,522 --> 00:24:55,040
You sound serious.

567
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,444
I think I am.

568
00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:06,621
Feels like my heart is
gonna explode out of my body.

569
00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:11,612
It kind of feels like...

570
00:25:11,998 --> 00:25:14,643
like we're supposed to do this together.

571
00:25:14,645 --> 00:25:16,639
- No?
- I know.

572
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:19,625
Yeah, but, um...

573
00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:22,915
you're a grad student in your mid-20s,

574
00:25:23,209 --> 00:25:26,395
and you've recently equated
the suburbs with human feces.

575
00:25:26,456 --> 00:25:28,815
Well, there's no law
that says every child

576
00:25:28,817 --> 00:25:31,332
has to be raised within
a half-mile of a Chili's

577
00:25:31,334 --> 00:25:33,060
or a World Market.

578
00:25:33,591 --> 00:25:35,823
Wait, so now we're
talking about having a baby

579
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:37,960
and putting the house on the market?

580
00:25:38,024 --> 00:25:40,094
I mean, God, does no one
think we should just, like,

581
00:25:40,096 --> 00:25:41,431
hit the brakes just a little?

582
00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:44,376
Is there any chance
the two of you can save

583
00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:48,382
all the chitty chatty until after...

584
00:25:48,384 --> 00:25:49,864
Mom.

585
00:25:49,866 --> 00:25:51,591
Oh, fudge me.

586
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,864
Mom, don't jump to any conclusions.

587
00:25:53,866 --> 00:25:57,737
Okay, let's just agree
I've been sleepwalking here,

588
00:25:57,739 --> 00:26:00,542
and I'm just gonna wander off

589
00:26:00,544 --> 00:26:03,614
and do something sleepwalky
like pee in a corner or...

590
00:26:03,616 --> 00:26:08,872
Did somebody call a meeting
and forget to... Ooh.

591
00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:12,093
What's your baby mama
doing in bed with you?

592
00:26:12,095 --> 00:26:14,189
I had a nightmare.

593
00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:18,417
Yeah. Emotionally,
she's like an 8-year-old.

594
00:26:18,419 --> 00:26:20,360
Physically, she's fine. I
mean, her reproductive system

595
00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:21,958
is top notch, but...

596
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,469
Jack.

597
00:26:24,747 --> 00:26:26,749
I'm done with the secrets.

598
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,353
Well, it's about time.

599
00:26:34,036 --> 00:26:36,306
Mom, Dad.

600
00:26:39,072 --> 00:26:44,256
I'm a conceptionally
challenged bisexual.

601
00:26:45,417 --> 00:26:48,354
Boom. There. Are you happy now?

602
00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:49,666
I like boys and girls,

603
00:26:49,668 --> 00:26:53,202
specifically this girl and this boy.

604
00:26:53,285 --> 00:26:54,791
That's right.

605
00:26:59,124 --> 00:27:00,325
Yeah.

606
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,196
Um... actually, the three of us

607
00:27:02,198 --> 00:27:05,267
were just talking
about starting a family.

608
00:27:05,269 --> 00:27:09,139
I thought you already
were starting a family.

609
00:27:09,276 --> 00:27:11,011
Keep up, Harold.

610
00:27:11,013 --> 00:27:12,630
That was all a big scam.

611
00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:15,785
What? Wait. What, they're not, uh...

612
00:27:15,787 --> 00:27:17,255
They...

613
00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:21,409
Harold, are you...

614
00:27:21,411 --> 00:27:23,345
Oh, Jesus. Ohh.

615
00:27:23,347 --> 00:27:25,215
Dad? Dad?

616
00:27:29,234 --> 00:27:31,236
Breathe. Breathe.

617
00:27:31,238 --> 00:27:33,507
Look at me.

618
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:36,435
911. What's your emergency?

619
00:27:36,437 --> 00:27:38,068
Hello? Um, hi. I think...

620
00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:40,194
I think I just gave my
father a heart attack.

621
00:28:27,328 --> 00:28:31,040
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