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[Eep] Hi.
We're the Croods of Ahhh! Valley,

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and we love our neighbors.

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- [blows landing]
- [clamoring]

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They think my dad stole all the food
they saved for cold season.

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But, actually, it was Gurg...

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[blows raspberry]

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...this crazy weirdo
who wanted revenge on my dad.

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- Easy mistake...
- [all chattering]

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...which is about
to get us rocked up for life.

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[Eep] Let us go!

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My dad didn't do it,
and we didn't help him. It was Gurg!

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Gurg? That not even name.
Real caveman name Clop or Bort.

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Yeah, I'm Bort. Not sure
my name's come up before, though.

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Amber, you met Gurg, remember?
That guy exactly as handsome as me?

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Amber no think so,
and Amber remember everyone ever meet.

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- Right, Clop?
- I'm Bort.

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[all grunt]

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Please. You gotta believe us.
Grug, come on. Help us look sad.

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Forget it. They falsely accused me,
a truly, truly great leader,

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a really, really awesome friend,
and a very, very generous high-fiver?

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So long as I still have my pride,
they will not see me grovel.

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You're right. I should grovel. Grovel!

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[all grunt]

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Wait. What if you're wrong?

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And some innocent Croods
spend their whole lives in rock-up?

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I could live with that.

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But wouldn't you want to know
you tried all you could to find the truth?

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[gasps] We should have a try-all
to determine our fate.

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Just give us a chance
to prove we're innocent.

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Grovel, grovel?
[grunts]

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[Amber] Order.

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Order! Amber order attention
as try-all begin.

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Amber will be judge since Amber
already judge all you silently.

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This Croods' last chance
to prove not guilty.

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And Amber first chance to play
with fun bone!

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[laughs]

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Oh, great.
Now we're dragging out my shame.

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How exactly is this gonna save us, Eep?

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I will figure that out
by the time I stop talking.

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Nope. Nothing yet.

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[growls]

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Yep, that's Gurg, all right.

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Nice job picking up his scent, Sandy.

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[giggles]

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[sneezes]

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Oh, sorry you picked up
so much other gunk too.

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Now let's nab this Crood-framing bozo.

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[snoring]

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- [squelches]
- [grunts]

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[strains] Oh, for...

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- [bird caws]
- [grunts]

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Well, look what we have here.

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Don't you hurt us, weirdo,
or we'll helplessly struggle you to death.

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Hurt? Why would I hurt my family?

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[both] Hmm?

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Cave ladies and gentle cavemen.

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I stand corrected.

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[growls]

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If the Croods wish to defend themselves,
I shall offend them.

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You know what offends me?
Your breath.

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[laughs] Croo-yah!

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That's Grug for you.
Loves stealing things.

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Attention. Food!

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- [all mutter]
- [Snoot clears throat]

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I'd like to call my first witness
who saw Grug steal the food.

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What was his name?
Oh, right. It was everyone here.

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Everyone, is that traitor at this try-all?
If so, please jeer at him.

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[all] Boo! Boo!

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I'm sorry. Snoot's really persuasive.

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Grug stole all our food
for the cold season.

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He's guilty. And also, he's ugly.

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Come on, people.
I am still your leader.

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You'd really believe your own dumb eyes
over my yelling face?

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[all clamoring]

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- Grug, you're not helping.
- Yeah. We need proof, not yells.

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Uh, Eep, I got this.

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Amber, I'd like to question
my first witness.

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A man who's gonna crack
this whole case wide open.

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Please state your name and job.

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[clears throat] Uh, Grug Crood,
truly, truly great leader.

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Did you steal the food? No.

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Is Snoot an idiot?

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[sighs] Yes.

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And may I say, you're crushing it.
Thanks, pal. Give me five.

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You'd have to be pretty dim
not to be convinced by that.

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- [laughs]
- [all boo]

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[Gurg laughs]

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My baby.
[grunts]

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And my wife? Old baby?
Talking skeleton? Eh, we'll figure it out.

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What matters is,
my revenge against Grug went so well,

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you've realized I'm better than him
and you wanna live with me now.

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I mean, you are either here to join
my family or to drag me back to justice.

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[mutters]

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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

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- Da-da.
- Oh, that's right.

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♪ Hush little baby, don't say a word ♪

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♪ Your daddy's here
And his name is Gurg ♪

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[grunts happily]

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Aw, you're hungry again.
Let me get you something to eat.

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Wow, Sandy. I never thought
you'd sell out faster than me.

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[grunts]

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Oh, I see.

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We'll lull him into a false sense
of security, then eat him.

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Oh, right. We trap him so we can bring him
back home and save our family.

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I don't scheme well on an empty stomach.

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[shrieks]

107
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You're not gonna get away that easily...
from this hug!

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Order! Order!

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- We need a new strategy.
- I've got it.

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Now, the food you claim my dad took,
how heavy would you say it was?

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I'd say three boulders and a Womp.

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A-ha! Then my dad's innocent.

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He can't lift that much weight.

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Allow me to demonstrate.

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Hello. Wait, what...

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Aah!

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[groans]

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[all gasp]

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I'm small but dense.

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If he can't lift the food,
he's an innocent Crood.

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Amber swayed by Eep rhyme.

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- Amber hereby declare Croods can go...
- Hold on.

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[screams]

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[chortles]

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I'd like to crossly examine the witness.

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[grunts, knees rattle]

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So, Grug, if you can't lift
three rocks and a small child,

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is it fair to say you're weak?

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What? And, ow.

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For someone who calls himself
a truly, truly great leader,

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you must admit
this is truly, truly pathetic.

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- I'll show you pathetic!
- [all gasp]

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[Snoot laughs]

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If he lifts the weight,
he must be great.

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At stealing.

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- [grunts loudly]
- [Womp] Whee!

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Amber seen enough.
Amber know Croods long time.

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Amber believe Croods
no deserve life in rock-up.

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- [all sigh]
- Thank you, Amber.

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[shouts] Croods deserve death
by moler bear!

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[all scream]

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Wow, this is a long hug.
Like an almost weirdly long hug.

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Which I say is the best kind.
You're both still breathing though, right?

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[both agree]

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I've over-hugged before.

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Oh, hug us all you want.

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We missed you so much.

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- So, you are my wife?
- [Gran smooching]

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We wanna make sure you can't get away.

150
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Hey, what's going on?

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[shouts]

152
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Is this what family bonding is?
I legitimately do not know.

153
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Ha! What's going on is you're just
as ugly as Grug and twice as dumb.

154
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- [blows raspberry]
- [both] Whoo!

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[exclaims]

156
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Dang it. Once again,
a victory high-five has been my undoing.

157
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Hmm. What best hole for death?

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[roars, growls]

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Amber have winner!

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Wait, wait.
Did the Grug you see have eyebrows?

161
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Because my husband...

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- does not.
- [Grug shrieks]

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- Why would you?
- [Amber mutters]

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Everyone just see Ugga do that.

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[groans]

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Uh!

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Okay, it time.
But Amber not completely heartless.

168
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Let you decide
which Crood get eaten first.

169
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[sighs] Dad, you were right.
This try-all was a dumb idea.

170
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No, Eep, I blew it.
I kept letting my pride get in the way.

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The only dumb one here is... is me!

172
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Wait. I would like
to make an appeal to Snoot.

173
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Tell me, Snoot,
how would you describe Grug Crood?

174
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Well, I hate to say this
since you're about to be eaten,

175
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but you're a clumsy oaf who smells bad
and is, without a doubt,

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the dumbest buffoon in Ahhh! Valley.

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And the story told today
is that I crafted an elaborate plot

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to sneak into your caves
while you slept to steal your food?

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It's no story, it's what happened.

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I see.

181
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But would a clumsy oaf be able
to sneak into caves

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without knocking anything over?

183
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Not unless you stole from someone
without ears, eyes, and a brain.

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- [all] Ooh!
- [snaps fingers]

185
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-And since my odor's so rank,
-[groans]

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would not a fine-nosed man like yourself
smell me coming?

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From across the valley.

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- [all] Ooh!
- [snaps]

189
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,728
So, do you honestly believe
that such an elaborate plan

190
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,940
could have come from
the dumbest buffoon in the valley?

191
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,943
Of course not. You're way too dumb.

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[all gasp]

193
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:14,990
If his brain's too dumb, let him go.

194
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:18,910
- He is too dumb.
- That didn't even rhyme.

195
00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,704
Free the dummies!

196
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,581
There you have it, folks.

197
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:28,169
My dad is clumsy, smelly, dumb,
and innocent!

198
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,046
[Croods] Yeah!

199
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,882
[Gran] You're darn right he's innocent!

200
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,552
- [all scream]
- [crashing]

201
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:38,888
Huh? Huh?

202
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:42,267
What did I tell you?
Two incredibly handsome Grugs.

203
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,893
[laughs] Evil, good.

204
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:47,731
Evil, good. Evil... good!

205
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,401
Valley sorry we rock up innocent Grug.

206
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,738
Make things right
by rocking up guilty Grug.

207
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,991
- Croods do honors?
- Whoa, let's talk about this.

208
00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:02,579
Can't you find it in your handsome face
to forgive my handsome face?

209
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:07,167
Hmm, well, Eep did show me
that everyone deserves a try-all.

210
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,918
Oh, Gurg's guilty, no question.

211
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,255
- In that case, so long, jerk me!
- [Gurg grunts]

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00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,258
[all cheer]

213
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:21,848
Rock me up,
but I, Gurg Dork, will be back.

214
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,435
Actually, this place is nice.
Maybe I won't be back.

215
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,438
We will see!

216
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,490
[Eep] Ah, Valley Shine Day.

217
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:41,910
- The most romantic day in Ahhh! Valley.
- [screams]

218
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:44,996
It traces back
to the moon's love of the sun,

219
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,375
who usually won't give him
the time of day.

220
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,255
But, once in a while,
it'll blow him a kiss,

221
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:59,010
making him blush so hard,
he shines down on the valley.

222
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:00,553
[Thunk] Ha!

223
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:04,974
[gasps]
Flowers. Ooh, my favorite.

224
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,729
Ah! I wish our families weren't enemies.

225
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:13,108
Then we could proclaim our like
to the whole valley!

226
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,943
I know, my dear.

227
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:18,071
But just remember,
this is all in your head.

228
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:22,659
In real life, I have only ever indicated
that I don't like you.

229
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:27,163
You should really pay attention.
Pay attention. Pay attention!

230
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,582
- [Squawk] Pay attention!
- Huh? Huh?!

231
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,210
- [class laughs]
- [Squawk] About time.

232
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,380
I started to worry I'd actually
have to walk over there.

233
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,216
Go on with your announcement, Crood girl.
Or don't.

234
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,468
Either way, I'm going to sleep.
[snores]

235
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,805
As head of the Valley Shine Day
planning team,

236
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,850
I wanna remind you all
that the dance is tonight.

237
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,895
Uh, the dance? Will there be girls there?

238
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,772
You're around girls right now.

239
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,276
[shrieks]

240
00:12:56,359 --> 00:13:02,031
This will be the most romantic night
of our lives. Anything could happen.

241
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:09,289
- With anyone.
- With anyone? Hmm.

242
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:12,876
- That could mean Blurg.
- Duh, brain. I figured that out.

243
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,503
Oh, well, I'm here if you need me.

244
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,382
Hap...

245
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,177
Happy Valley Shine Day to you too, Eep.

246
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,138
Listen, there's this girl
I wanna ask to the dance,

247
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,390
but I need some advice.

248
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,142
Sorry. Busy.

249
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,687
I always pictured my perfect
romantic moment with Kevin.

250
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,190
- I wanna stay like...
- ...this forever.

251
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,025
If your heads are always
on each other's shoulders,

252
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,944
it would take, like,
a lot of communication, coordination.

253
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:43,865
Uh, my point is tonight,
I can make that moment real.

254
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,075
So everything at this party
must be perfect.

255
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:50,205
Well, then you're gonna need
the most fun part of any party.

256
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,332
The chickuna dance!

257
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,667
[sings]

258
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,629
- [Thunk] Chickuna!
- [groans]

259
00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:02,592
The chickuna dance is not gonna win
Kevin over. Or anyone over.

260
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,801
[girls giggling]

261
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:11,476
It's a picture of a bear owl, and it says,
"I couldn't bear to be with owl you."

262
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,852
I don't get it.

263
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:16,439
There's just something about him
that's irresistible.

264
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,900
Hmm...

265
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:23,488
Kevin, my good man,
why do girls find you irresistible?

266
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,074
You noticed? [laughs]
Of course, you did.

267
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,993
Well, I've got three things going for me.

268
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,080
One, hair that just won't quit.

269
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,166
[Thunk] Whoa!

270
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,460
My hair never quits.

271
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,547
[grunts]

272
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:45,385
Two, my infinitely dreamy eyes.

273
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,222
[chitters]

274
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:55,311
And three, my vibe.
I'm all, like, whatever.

275
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:59,732
Oh, yes. That is the one way
you and I are different.

276
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:03,486
You're cool, distant,
unenthusiastic about everything.

277
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,737
And girls dig that?

278
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,658
- Whatever.
- Ah, I see.

279
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,661
So, will you teach me how to "Kevin"?

280
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,498
[screeching]

281
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,045
We're gonna make a fun pair, you and I.

282
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:27,677
The key to Kevin-ing is to be less... you.

283
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,971
Got it. Be less me.

284
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:33,266
Look, a cloud!
And it kind of looks like a chickuna.

285
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,685
[sings]

286
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,562
Oh, oh.

287
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,607
- That was pretty Thunk-y of me, huh?
- Indeed.

288
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:45,570
To be as Kevin, one must purge
all such feelings from one's body.

289
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,614
Let us begin that process now.

290
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:52,493
We'll be finished once you can stare
upon cuteness and "whatever."

291
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,330
Aw! Its chirps sound like kisses
in my brain.

292
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,415
[babbles]

293
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:02,003
Good. Let it all out. Become Kevin.

294
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,881
Aw! He's so cute, I...

295
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,799
Aw!

296
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,010
[laughs]

297
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,727
Yeah, I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya...

298
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,229
[groans]

299
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,777
[grunts]

300
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,112
[laughs crazily]

301
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,830
[chirping softly]

302
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,458
Whatever.

303
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:44,420
Whatever indeed. Go to her.

304
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,673
[shrieks, thuds]

305
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,174
[moans]

306
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,720
Hey, buzztles, I'm bored,
so you're gonna be hiveless.

307
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,183
[Thunk] Time to Kevin.
And what would Kevin do?

308
00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:00,144
Let her make the first move.

309
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,312
[grunts, groans]

310
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,773
Now that's how you get the ladies.

311
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,608
- [gasps]
- [Thunk groans]

312
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,319
Ugh. What are you doing here?

313
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:11,364
Hey. Just being... whatever.

314
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,033
Huh. You do seem different.

315
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,873
- You dropped that on purpose.
- Did I?

316
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:25,169
Oh, well, now I'm not sure.
Your school's having a dance tonight?

317
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,213
[coughs] Beats me.

318
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,756
I didn't care enough to read that.

319
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,801
Well, dance sounds better
than what I had planned.

320
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:32,927
See you there.

321
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,513
Yeah!

322
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,724
[sings]

323
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:41,728
No, no. I just can't stop being Thunk-y.

324
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:47,233
Finally, ha! Just how I pictured it.

325
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,610
Kevin's gonna find this so romantic,
don't you think?

326
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:53,948
[shrieks] I only prepared to talk
to girls, not be touched by one.

327
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,617
Hey, did someone say my name?

328
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,787
[chomping]

329
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,373
- Womp!
- Hey.

330
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:06,210
Quit eating my mood lighting.
Great. Now they're on the fritz.

331
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:10,840
Oh, um... I got this for you.
Can I pin it on your pelt?

332
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,592
It's a free valley.

333
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:13,718
[grunts]

334
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:18,347
- Looks like you're bleeding.
- Yeah, I totally am.

335
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,934
- Well, what do you wanna do first?
- It's all the same to me.

336
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:25,271
Really? It's totally my decision?

337
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,815
You decide if it's your decision.

338
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:31,360
Huh, great! Then let's party.

339
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,613
[Thunk] You are crushing this!
High-five!

340
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:34,947
[shouts]

341
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:38,743
Shouldn't get too close to the action
'cause people get all upset

342
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,287
when they see me destroy their happiness.

343
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,581
But we can have plenty of fun back here.

344
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:47,376
Now wanna grab a bite to eat,
and then steal the rest for later?

345
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,461
Uh...

346
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,421
[Thunk] She touched your hand.
Be cool.

347
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:53,591
- Don't blow this for me slash us.
- You read my mind.

348
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:54,550
[shrieks]

349
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,677
[chomping]

350
00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:02,475
- Huh? You ate all the food?
- [screeching]

351
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,311
[all clamoring]

352
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:09,899
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, stop!
Ugh! This is not how I pictured things.

353
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,692
Hey.

354
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:12,777
Hey?

355
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:18,449
Eep's totally ignoring me.
She's being so Kevin right now.

356
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:21,285
And I find that irresistible.

357
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,370
[groans]

358
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,871
Let go of me!

359
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:28,709
Ha ha! Dinner and a fight?
This night just keeps getting better.

360
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,840
Gotta say, I wasn't sure about you,
but you're actually somewhat okay.

361
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,258
Noted.

362
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:39,595
Okay, uh...
So, wanna dance or something?

363
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,516
Easy, Thunk. We've come so far.

364
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,767
Whatever.

365
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,521
Whatever?

366
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,314
What just happened?

367
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,484
Beats me. Go ask your belly button.
He never does anything.

368
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:56,028
Hey, hey, don't drag me into this.

369
00:19:56,112 --> 00:20:00,950
[groans] This music is all wrong!
Can you please stop head banging?

370
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,412
Hey, Eep. Wanna dance?

371
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,247
[gasps]

372
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,500
This is just how I pictured it.

373
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:18,301
Uh, actually, we should be over there,
where the lighting's better.

374
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:26,684
Sorry. It's still not the perfect moment.
Lay your head my shoulder.

375
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,352
[Kevin] Mm-hm.

376
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,521
Uh, wrong shoulder.
[chuckles]

377
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,148
[scoffs]

378
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,942
Almost perfect.
But don't breathe so weird.

379
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,277
Ugh, forget it.

380
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:40,198
There's no such thing
as a perfect moment. Only perfect guys.

381
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,159
And this one will catch you
on the flip side.

382
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,869
[all cheer]

383
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:52,376
[sighs] This dance couldn't get any worse.

384
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,171
This dance is about to get a lot worse.

385
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,382
You ready to stink this place up?

386
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,888
What's she doing?
She's gonna ruin the dance.

387
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:09,602
Wait, remember what Kevin said.
Stay "whatever," or you'll lose her.

388
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:13,606
Guys, focus on the real issue.
Who's gonna clean the lint out of me?

389
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,445
[gasps] No!

390
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,701
[grunts]

391
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:26,869
[explosion]

392
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:27,912
[belches]

393
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,373
[coughs]

394
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,792
[all cheer]

395
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,671
I'm sorry. This is who I really am.

396
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:41,676
I'm excitable and emotional,
and my breath smells so bad right now.

397
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:45,596
And in general.
So, do you want dance with me or what?

398
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:53,646
Aah! It's a Brood. Get her!

399
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,733
- [sighs]
- Eeh.

400
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,654
Looks like we both had rough nights.
I think this calls for...

401
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,114
- [snaps fingers]
- [music begins]

402
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,960
[belches]

403
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:16,877
[groans]

404
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,046
Is it really that bad? [belches]

405
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,256
[sniffs]

406
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,799
[moans, thuds]

407
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:25,678
[gasps]

408
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:28,764
"Dear Thunk,
glad I got to see the real you.

409
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:33,060
Happy Valley Shine's Day,
stink face. Blurg."

410
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,603
Ahh!

411
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,897
[coughs, thuds]