1
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[rumbling]

2
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[all screaming]

3
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[Womp] I'm a ball.

4
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[panting]

5
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Okay, that was weird,
but looks like everyone is fine.

6
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[rumbling]

7
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[others gasp]

8
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I'm gonna keep looking this way
and assume my words are still true.

9
00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,432
[Grug grunting]

10
00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:02,646
Uh... Eep, how much longer
do you plan to be in shock?

11
00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,523
Because I could use a hand over here.

12
00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,358
I mean, Thunk has a big heart, but...

13
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[grunts] Hyah!

14
00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:11,238
And everyone else still seems to be
in panic mode from the ground attack.

15
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- Let go. I'm looting here.
- I'm hoarding over here.

16
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You both beat it. Amber hoarding
and looting wherever Amber wants.

17
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Why did the ground attack us?

18
00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:25,169
It was just so... so random.

19
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Dad, why do bad things happen?

20
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Uh... bad things happen
because... reasons.

21
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'Cause "reasons"?

22
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Eep, things just happen,
good or bad, okay?

23
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So let's just go with
"because reasons."

24
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- Uh...
- And before you can ask me to clarify...

25
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- [yelps]
- Because?

26
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Oh, so... so, life is just random
and cruel?

27
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So anything bad can happen
at any moment for no reason?

28
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Agh! Ugh!
[groans]

29
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- [male voice] Eep Crood, up here.
- [gasps]

30
00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,750
[Eep screams]

31
00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,835
Whoa, nothing to fear.

32
00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:11,048
I'm just the sky giant
responsible for everything in life.

33
00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,802
I stomped Ahhh! Valley
into existence many moons ago.

34
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- My name is Skermiggleflop.
- Skermiggleflop...?

35
00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:23,894
- Put her there.
- [gasps] Wow, I have so many questions.

36
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Are you a giant's foot or a giant foot?
Who was the first cave person? Gran?

37
00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:30,400
When will I get my first kiss?
No, my first kill?

38
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No offense, but I typically
only let people ask me, like,

39
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one or two questions per vision, so...

40
00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:40,369
Oh, yeah, of course, of course. Sorry.
[chuckles]

41
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Skermiggleflop,
why do you let bad things happen?

42
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Wow! Going straight for the big one.
[chuckles]

43
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Sure you wouldn't rather learn the meaning
of life, or why I invented boogers?

44
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No? Fine.

45
00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:59,555
Bad things happen to remind you
to give thanks for... time's up.

46
00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,683
[grunts, screams]

47
00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,726
- Where did he go?
- [Thunk, Grug] Hmm?

48
00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:10,399
No. Skermiggleflop, the giant foot
responsible for our very existence.

49
00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,734
Thunk, this seems
like your area of expertise.

50
00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:13,819
No, I got nothin'.

51
00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:17,322
Dad, Skermiggleflop answered my question.
[giggles]

52
00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:20,826
Bad things happen
because we need to give thanks for...

53
00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,536
him! [laughs]

54
00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,747
I better get thanking.
[yells] Thank you, Skermiggleflop!

55
00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:29,835
Thunk, you just became
the normal Crood child.

56
00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:30,794
[shuddering]

57
00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,257
Oh! Making art. Neat.

58
00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:39,011
I once painted a portrait of,
well, it's your head,

59
00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,430
but, like, on the body of a buffalippo.

60
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I'm painting thanks to Skermiggleflop.

61
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[chuckles] A giant foot in the sky
who sees and knows all.

62
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He's got the whole valley in his toes.

63
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There's a sky giant responsible
for all the awesome stuff in my life?

64
00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:02,284
Like you and... uh... mostly you.

65
00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:07,706
Yeah. But he can stomp it all away
if we don't give him thanks.

66
00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:10,375
So here. [chuckles]
Sign this thank-you slate.

67
00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:14,046
Oh, yeah.
Anything to avoid being squished.

68
00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:19,301
- Should we get him flowers, too?
- Yeah! A thank-you slate and flowers!

69
00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:23,347
[gasps] And more things. Yeah,
we'll get the whole valley to thank him.

70
00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:30,896
Hi. I'd like to tell you
about an all-powerful sky giant who,

71
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if we show him thanks, will never let
bad things ever happen again.

72
00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,238
Uh...

73
00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:41,698
how big sky giant Eep talking here?

74
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Huge! His toe is the size of me.

75
00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,330
[shudders]
Oh! Amber no anger foot that big.

76
00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:51,541
So Skermiggleflop created eggs?

77
00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,545
So Skermiggleflop created smashing?

78
00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,048
Yah, yah, yah, yah! Yah, yah, yah!

79
00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:01,343
If I thank Skermiggleflop,
all my pain will go away,

80
00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,679
including my broken heart, and this?

81
00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:09,643
A sky giant? Pass. I already believe
in an elder unknowable tentacle monster.

82
00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:10,769
♪ La la la... ♪

83
00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,689
If Skermiggleflop's really all-powerful,

84
00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:17,359
can he grow a toenail so big
even he can't cut it?

85
00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:21,113
Yes. And... no.

86
00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,906
Wow!

87
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♪ Sky giant floating in the clouds
Who watches over us ♪

88
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♪ We're glad we're not your toe jam ♪

89
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♪ If we give you thanks we know ♪

90
00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,795
♪ You won't squash us with your huge toe ♪

91
00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:42,718
♪ We're glad we’re not your toe jam ♪

92
00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:47,681
No, it's cool. Sing to your sky giant.
I'll rebuild our home alone.

93
00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:51,768
So that do it? No more bad things?

94
00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:56,481
- My self-esteem is feeling better.
- I don't know, actually.

95
00:05:56,857 --> 00:06:00,402
I guess we just have to wait and see
if anything bad ever happens again.

96
00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,779
- Or we can test that right now!
- No, no, no, Fan, don't!

97
00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:03,864
Agh!

98
00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,365
[moans] Oh...

99
00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,369
Sorry. Running a little late.

100
00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:11,705
Had to stomp another valley
out of existence,

101
00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,999
then get my nails done.

102
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Oh, powerful Skermiggleflop,
how about that thank-you slate, huh?

103
00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:21,590
No more bad things will happen now. Right?

104
00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:25,719
No, not at all. Got a bad thing scheduled
for your valley tomorrow.

105
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But I got everyone to thank you.
Did I get too many people?

106
00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,808
Is it Fan?
[gasps] You want me to get rid of Fan?

107
00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:36,354
No, I love all my creations. Even Fan.

108
00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:37,272
Hmm...?

109
00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:41,443
Kind of.
I'm not asking you to give thanks to me.

110
00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:44,780
I'm asking all of you
to give more thanks for...

111
00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,324
Say hi to humanity for me.

112
00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:52,454
And then, the pigrat flies out,
but you're never the same.

113
00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,748
That is what I do to people who hurt Eep.

114
00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:58,668
Oh, I'm okay, Lerk. And don't hurt Fan.

115
00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,129
Turns out Skermiggleflop likes him.

116
00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,089
- Really?
- Really?

117
00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:06,051
And he told me why bad things
are still happening.

118
00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:09,763
We need to give more thanks.

119
00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:12,099
- Aha!
- But of course.

120
00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,683
Ah!

121
00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,310
Sure!

122
00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:19,356
Okay.
[yells] Amber more thankful!

123
00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,399
Problem solved?

124
00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,443
Ah, to be safe, let's go bigger.

125
00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:28,990
Yeah, like, travel up to the highest point
in Ahhh! Valley first thing tomorrow,

126
00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:33,203
and give Skermiggleflop
the most thanks we can.

127
00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:37,082
And I think we all know what that means.
Right?

128
00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:42,796
Sure this is what Skermiggleflop means?
Why would he want my stuff?

129
00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,841
What more could we give him
besides everything we own?

130
00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:49,469
Our hair. Our noses.
[gasps] Our lives.

131
00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:53,432
Lerk, I don't think Skermiggleflop
is asking for anyone's life.

132
00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,975
[voices overlapping]

133
00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,894
Here, sky giant. Take Fan life.

134
00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:02,649
I don't mind. Smashed by a big foot
is exactly the way I wanna go.

135
00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,444
No. No, that's not
what Skermiggleflop wants.

136
00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,279
Thank you. That's what I said.

137
00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:10,365
When he said to be more thankful,
he means for feet.

138
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:13,827
I'm changing my name
from Handsy to Footsy.

139
00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,998
Please. Everyone knows he means
to be more thankful for foot fungus.

140
00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,418
I think he wants you to follow my elder
unknowable tentacle monster.

141
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:25,630
No? No takers?
Okay, well, try to keep it down.

142
00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,632
I think my monster lives down that hole.

143
00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,468
[voices overlapping]

144
00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:35,098
[yells] Stop!
I'm the one Skermiggleflop spoke to,

145
00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:39,060
so obviously, the only way
to show him more thanks is to follow me.

146
00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,520
[chuckles]

147
00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:44,566
- So follow me!
- Yeah, Amber still gonna toss Fan.

148
00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,652
No, we need more fungus among us.

149
00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:52,324
Yeah, well, we can at least show
our more thanks and be spared

150
00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:56,203
when he kicks those who didn't
into the sun.

151
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:59,498
Eep, are you sure this is what
Old Floppy would want from us?

152
00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,082
Sure, I'm sure.

153
00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:05,670
And if I'm wrong, Skermiggleflop will make
something bad happen to me right now.

154
00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,172
[rumbling]

155
00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,133
[crowd screaming]

156
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,343
[chuckles] Hey!

157
00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:15,180
Turns out my elder unknowable
tentacle monster is knowa... agh!

158
00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,391
[screaming]

159
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:25,065
[British accent]
Skermiggleflop, why hast thou forsaken me?

160
00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:28,151
Oh, child, I haven't forsaken you.

161
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,904
And only I get to do the accent.

162
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:35,200
But I was more thankful for you
so that bad stuff wouldn't happen.

163
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:38,954
What I've been trying to say is,
don't be thankful for me.

164
00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,957
All of you need to be
more thankful for each other.

165
00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:45,627
- Wait, what? Even...
- Yes. Even Fan.

166
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,295
[gasps]

167
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,422
Bad things are going to happen,
no matter what,

168
00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:53,718
so you need to be grateful for each other
and work together.

169
00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:57,222
Even you don't know
why bad things happen?

170
00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,683
I think it has something to do
with free will.

171
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,393
Oh, real quick...

172
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:04,604
your world will one day
come to something called "The End,"

173
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:07,440
so... whoops, out of time.

174
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,067
[crowd screaming]

175
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:15,282
[Fan] The ultimate smash. No!

176
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,616
[growls]

177
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,577
[grunts] Together!

178
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:21,955
- Skermiggleflop wants us to work together!
- [snaps]

179
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:25,834
Work together, people.
Let's get this thing from all sides.

180
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,002
[growling]

181
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,964
[all grunting]

182
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,926
[grunting] Yah!

183
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,554
- Ugh!
- [all grunting]

184
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:39,681
[bangs]

185
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,767
Aw, I picked the wrong higher power.

186
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,730
Eep, are you okay?
That monster nearly had ya.

187
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,357
You must be furious at Skermiggleflop.

188
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:53,403
No. It's not about showing
Skermiggleflop our thanks.

189
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:58,617
Bad things will happen sometimes.
So we need to be grateful for each other.

190
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:02,537
- [grunts] Even...?
- Yes, Fan, even you.

191
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,915
We should all try to get along,
no matter who we are or what we believe.

192
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,625
- [voices overlapping]
- [Thunk] Really?

193
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,544
'Cause I believe cave people
in the future

194
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,963
are making up our lives
in elaborate cave drawings.

195
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,715
[all laughing]

196
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,971
Okay, maybe that is a little ridiculous,
Thunk.

197
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,975
Okay, seriously? None of you
are gonna help me rebuild our home?

198
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:27,395
I thought we were a community, people!
Come on!

199
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,907
[spitting]

200
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,077
[sucks]

201
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,536
Ta-da!

202
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,704
[chuckles]

203
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,749
Thank you, Marm. That was spit-tacular.

204
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:48,666
[chuckles]

205
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,836
Boy, we sure have a lot
of talented performers tonight.

206
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,298
So let's give a big round of applause
for... me,

207
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,092
for putting this all together.

208
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,219
Yay, Grug!
[laughs]

209
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:05,141
Yeah, what a truly, truly great idea
from a truly, truly great leader.

210
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,811
Next up, a comedian
who's sure to slay you,

211
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,063
especially if you're a defenseless animal.

212
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,856
- Amber!
- [audience cheering]

213
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,484
Thank you, thank you.

214
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,821
Man, Grug sure think
Grug do everything great.

215
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,824
Be fair, Grug at least better than Bort.

216
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:24,244
Bort no can even get rid of critter
living in Bort pelt!

217
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,413
[laughing] You got me!

218
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,914
[snarling]

219
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:28,832
[sighs]

220
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:29,874
[all laughing]

221
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,960
No, it got you.

222
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,002
[laughs]

223
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:38,383
And hey, speaking of Grug,
Grug say Grug truly, truly great leader.

224
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,386
But if that true,
why Grug only okay leader?

225
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:46,433
Oh, sorry.
Amber mean truly, truly okay leader.

226
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,101
[laughing]

227
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:53,189
Hey, that is... well, that is a good
impression, but it's also wrong.

228
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,693
[Amber] What difference between Grug
and Tyrannaconda?

229
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,946
Tyrannaconda full of cavemen...

230
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,698
Grug full of self!

231
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,615
[laughing]

232
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:03,950
[crowd laughing]

233
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,787
He is full of himself. And I do wish
a Tyrannaconda would eat him.

234
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,623
[croaking laughter]

235
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,208
[distorted laughter]

236
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,378
[distorted laughter]

237
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:19,132
- Uh-uh! Stop laughing at me.
- "Stop laughing at Grug."

238
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,258
[laughter continues]

239
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:21,885
- [snarls]
- Ow!

240
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,220
[crabby tabby snarls]

241
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,181
Amber just joke.

242
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,809
After all I've done for this valley,
they treat me like a joke?

243
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,228
Grug, it's just a few laughs.

244
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,105
If they laugh at me,
they don't respect me.

245
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,149
And if they don't respect me,
how can I be leader?

246
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,234
And if I'm not leader,
they'll laugh at me more,

247
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,821
and before you know it, I'll be Bort.
Bort, Ugga! Bort.

248
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,114
[snarls]

249
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,450
[whines] It's already happening!

250
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,077
Don't take yourself so seriously.
You'll never be Bort.

251
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,829
Worst-case scenario, you're Baitsy.

252
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,040
[grunts]

253
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:55,335
[yelps] No! There's gotta be a better way
to show them I'm not to be laughed at.

254
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,962
[Snoot] Stop wasting your eyes and ears
on other stories.

255
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:01,382
Behold my tale of bravery,
as told by Thunk.

256
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,970
Snoot, brave? Well, a good laugh at him
would cheer me up.

257
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,474
Weak, whiny, the worst.

258
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,519
That's the Snoot we know
and barely tolerate.

259
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,896
But is there another Snoot?

260
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,064
Hmm?

261
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,983
As the only child of parents
who couldn't outrun a bear owl,

262
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,362
you'd think Snoot would be eaten, too.
And you'd be right.

263
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,781
Most people
would've given up at this point.

264
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:25,990
But not Snoot.

265
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:31,329
He bravely refused to be digested,
until the beast had no choice

266
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:36,835
but to admit defeat and release
our strong, proud, not-the-worst Snoot.

267
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:38,878
[cheering]

268
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:45,635
If Thunk can make the valley stop laughing
at him, imagine if he told my story.

269
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,596
- Well, then, no one would think you...
- Shh. Ugga, I said imagine.

270
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,602
Thunk, that was amazing. Nutty buggy?

271
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,437
[gasps] Ooh!
[munching]

272
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,982
Thanks. It's something new I'm trying.

273
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,484
I call it a "buy-o-pic,"

274
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,945
because Snoot bought me
to make nice pictures about him.

275
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,780
Uh-huh.
Yeah, so, I was thinking,

276
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:09,617
maybe the next time you tell
a buy-o-pic, you can tell mine.

277
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,661
I'd love to tell your story, Dad.
[slurps]

278
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,955
We know your story already.

279
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:19,127
Doofus talks a lot, yada yada,
trips and falls off a cliff... hopefully.

280
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,170
Thunk's next story should be about me.

281
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,507
You know I'm the cave person
who invented kissin'.

282
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,718
No, that's my story.

283
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,137
People rip things off all the time.

284
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,389
Now if you'll excuse me...

285
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,392
yabba-dabba-doo!

286
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,854
So, just show them the real me.

287
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,064
The one no one would dare laugh at.

288
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,066
Yeah, and make sure I say cool stuff,

289
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,194
like, "Turn it up a notch,"
or "You got Grug'd!"

290
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:49,407
Sure, but I take my buy-o-pics seriously.

291
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:54,579
For Snoot's, we spent moons listening
to his whole life story to find one moment

292
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:58,917
that we could make sound sort of brave,
with some spin.

293
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,754
So... oh, spin is the professional term
for lying.

294
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,507
So if you wanna show people the real you,

295
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,928
my collaborator and I must observe you
being yourself.

296
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,013
Just pretend I'm not here.

297
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,474
No problem. I'm totally being myself...

298
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,683
- in your face!
- Agh!

299
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,436
Boom! Ha! You got Grug'd.

300
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,480
[laughs] Huh? Huh?

301
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,442
People think I'm a joke?

302
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,319
Well, would a joke think up
the brilliant idea

303
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,572
to create an egg reserve
in case of an egg-mergency?

304
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,407
[screaming]

305
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,451
Okay, we can't use this.

306
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:38,623
Another impressive thing about me
is that I'm a truly, truly great father.

307
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,458
Sandy, here's Daddy.

308
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,376
[snarls]

309
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,754
Come on, I know you love me.
Kiss your father who loves you.

310
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,172
[rips]

311
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:51,761
[stammers] On second thought,
I like to keep my family life private.

312
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,890
Help! Save my little Booboo!

313
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,350
Make sure you get this, guys.

314
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,476
Whoa!

315
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,311
"Little Booboo" is a winged cheetah?

316
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,396
[snarls]

317
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:05,608
No. Booboo is my tree, and you saved him.

318
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,528
[grunts]

319
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,488
[trumpets]

320
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,324
[trumpeting]

321
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,660
- [gasps]
- [trumpeting]

322
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,997
I'm sketching our deaths.

323
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,500
[grunts]

324
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:28,297
Hey, you want a big finish
for my buy-o-pic? Watch this.

325
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,511
[Grug grunts]

326
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,138
Wow, Dad.

327
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:38,641
I think we got everything we need to tell
your buy-o-pic to the valley tonight.

328
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,226
- Great!
- [gir-elephants trumpeting]

329
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,602
[crashing]

330
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,229
Also, edit that out.

331
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,108
Hey, family, did you hear?

332
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,945
"Come see the amazing story of a truly,

333
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:55,158
truly great dude
who's definitely not a joke."

334
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,244
Oh, "This will be the defining moment
of your lives"?

335
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,245
[cackles]

336
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,790
Oh, Grug, don't you think
you're taking this a bit too seriously?

337
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:06,586
Uh, if anything, I'm taking this a bit
too not seriously enough.

338
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:11,466
Thunk, buddy, can't wait to see
how my awesome buy-o-pic is coming.

339
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,552
Freeze. Go back to the pelt ripping.

340
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,637
[Thunk] "Sandy, here's Daddy."

341
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:21,559
- [gasps] No! No, this is all wrong.
- You're right, Dad.

342
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:25,021
The rip was way worse.
And I think he tooted a little.

343
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:29,400
- Add a classy toot. Got it.
- No. No toot. No underpelt.

344
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:33,321
The whole point of this is to impress
people so they don't laugh at me.

345
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,741
If you don't think toots can be
impressive, then you haven't been livin'.

346
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,202
Plus, they're funny.
[chuckles]

347
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,037
- [sputters]
- [laughs]

348
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,497
Told ya!
[laughing]

349
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,624
- [spurts]
- [laughing]

350
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,752
But I thought you wanted the valley
to see the real you, right?

351
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:52,423
The good real me. No, no, no.
Where is the awesome spin?

352
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:54,884
You don't need it.
People know you can be brave.

353
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,304
What they just need to see
is your silly, regular-guy side.

354
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:02,058
You want me to look silly?
Big no. Let's lose all of this.

355
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,937
And I'll write something new
that'll really get my message across.

356
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,857
Hmm. As soon as I finish
rubbing my hands like this.

357
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:17,365
Here you go. The true story
of Grug Crood, as far as they know.

358
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:20,952
Sure you don't wanna try our version?
Womp hasn't stopped laughing about it yet.

359
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,203
[laughing]

360
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,873
I can't breathe. Make it stop!

361
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,793
I am so sure, Thunk. Now get to it.

362
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,047
Welcome. I'm here tonight
to tell you about Grug Crood.

363
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:35,883
- Ahem...! Spin it.
- Uh, sorry.

364
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:40,680
Our "truly, truly awesome leader,"
Grug Crood. Let's give it up for Grug.

365
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,056
Huh...?

366
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,016
[clicks]

367
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:49,272
Grug Crood has the heart of a bear owl,
the strength of a bear owl,

368
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,692
and the brains of a really smart bear owl.

369
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,653
Grug is someone you can respect.

370
00:19:55,945 --> 00:20:00,241
He loves his family,
and a cold smashfruit on a hot, sunny day.

371
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,910
And if there's a Tyrannaconda
on the loose,

372
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:06,539
he'll kick it out of the valley
with a single flick of his big pinky toe.

373
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:12,503
Grug also invented rain by punching
Mr. Sun and making him cry for days.

374
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,338
Whoosh! Whoosh! Rain!

375
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,300
There's more.
Grug has never, ever tooted,

376
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,136
but if he did,
it would smell like honeysuckle.

377
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,764
Uh, Grug story big load of bullpuppy.

378
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,808
- Right, bullpuppy?
- [slurps]

379
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,186
I agree with Amber, too.

380
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:32,190
You do toot, and they do stink.
I can smell it from my cave.

381
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:37,904
Grug think Amber believe all this?
To that, Amber say... ha!

382
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,238
[crowd laughs]

383
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:46,704
Oh, you just love to laugh at me, huh?
Well, time for you to see how it feels.

384
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:50,875
"Look at me. I'm Amber,
and Amber talk like this."

385
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,379
[laughing]

386
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,800
It true! Amber do talk like that.

387
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:03,888
And, "Oh, I'm Bort,
and I'm in love with Amber."

388
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:04,931
[chortles]

389
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:09,352
And thoughts of Amber do consume
my every waking moment.

390
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,230
Yeah, that's what I said.

391
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,732
And, uh... [whines] "Uh, I'm Handsy,

392
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,485
and my best friend is a tree,
and I hug it like this."

393
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:18,527
[laughing]

394
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,322
That's a good summary of my character.

395
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:25,409
- Wait. They actually like this?
- Yeah. It's fun to laugh at yourself.

396
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:29,872
[chanting] Grug, Grug, Grug,
Grug, Grug, Grug, Grug!

397
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,959
Okay, "Hi... I'm Snoot,

398
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:36,045
and I hold my nose up like this,
'cause I think I'm better than everyone."

399
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,672
[chuckles] I do do that,

400
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:41,050
because I am better than everyone.
Especially you, Grug. [chuckles]

401
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,969
Hey, I am not to be laughed at.

402
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:48,307
[high-pitched voice] Because I'm Grug,
and I'm truly, truly full of myself.

403
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,643
- [laughing]
- "I whine too much like a baby.

404
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:55,564
Goo-goo, ga-ga.
And worst of all, this is my face."

405
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,024
[laughter continues]

406
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,156
Check out the real me!

407
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:08,286
[squeaks]

408
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,544
- [man] Yeah!
- Amber respect classy toot joke.

409
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,922
- Impressive.
- Oh, he tooted! It's so funny.

410
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,549
[man] Now, that's good comedy.

411
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:25,553
Feels good to not take yourself
so seriously, huh?

412
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:26,679
[chuckles] Yeah.

413
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,098
[Womp laughing]

414
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,187
I can't breathe! Make it stop!

415
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,856
- [spurts]
- [laughter continues]