1 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:36,620 [Bulk's voice] Help. Like, help. It's not a trap... 2 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:41,333 Is what they made me say. Sorry. 3 00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:46,463 [Thunk] Lobphins! With their pinchers of pain and blowholes of rage! 4 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:50,968 Too bad they ambushed the wrong three mysterious adventurers. 5 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,720 [all grunt] 6 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:53,637 [screams] 7 00:00:56,473 --> 00:01:00,728 I've been saving this one all day. Burp wave! 8 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:01,812 [belches loudly] 9 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,027 - [laughs] - [growls] 10 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,445 [shouts] 11 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,199 This cavern is now... 12 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:15,659 [growling] 13 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:17,995 [gulps] ...clear. 14 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,204 [all cheer] 15 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:22,624 - Yes! What's up! - [Eep] Hey. 16 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,210 - What are you guys doing? - Oh, hey, Eep. 17 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:28,547 We're having a daring adventure in the most dangerous place of all... 18 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:32,885 - our minds. - We're playing Caverns and Creepers. 19 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,637 It's a new make-stuff-up game Thunk made up. 20 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:40,017 - We play every weekend. - Yeah? How come you never invite me? 21 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:41,769 We don't? 22 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:42,728 Mmm... 23 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:46,565 Okay, it's just, sometimes when we pretend, you can sort of be... 24 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:49,068 [Thunk] Then the one rockslinger said to the other, 25 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,570 "This valley ain't big enough for the both of us." 26 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,323 [Eep] Until they were both destroyed by the foot monster. 27 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,283 [roars] 28 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:59,703 [scoffs] You don't know the rules of Foot Monster. 29 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,371 [all grumbling] 30 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,291 Come on, please. I'm awesome at games. 31 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:08,879 Of course you can play. My favorite game with my favorite person? 32 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,839 Ha! Thank you, life. 33 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:11,924 [Eep giggles] 34 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:15,094 Fine... if you follow the rules. 35 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:17,721 - Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm. - [sighs] 36 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,766 Welcome to Caverns and Creepers. 37 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:24,937 I shall narrate your adventure as the Bludgeon Master. 38 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:28,023 He tells us who we can bludgeon and how bludgeon-y we can bludgeon. 39 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:33,695 While also playing as Thunkolas, son of a hunter and a pugott. 40 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:36,031 He's adorable yet dangerous. 41 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:38,534 [growls, roars] 42 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:43,914 I am Lerkodile the Loud, master of the gaseous arts. 43 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:47,626 And I am Wompli. I have a stick. 44 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,212 [Eep] Oh! My turn? [laughs] 45 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:53,882 Uh, I'll be... [shouts] Eeptor the Destroyer! 46 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:57,845 Half bear owl, half giant, half sun. 47 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:01,265 Able to eat entire valleys in a single gulp. 48 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:05,727 [Thunk] Uh, yeah, I'm sorry, but we each get only one special power, so... 49 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,855 [Eep] Right. Sure. [chuckles nervously] 50 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:10,315 [high-pitched voice] This is more what I wanted anyway, so... 51 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:13,610 Now let's get caverning. [stammers] 52 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:18,073 Creepering? Whatever you call it. Eeptor's ready to win. 53 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,157 Great enthusiasm, Eep, 54 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:22,119 but Caverns and Creepers isn't about winning, really. 55 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,080 - It's about all players working together. - [both agree] 56 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:28,709 And I'm gonna work together the best. [laughs] 57 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,128 When we last saw our adventurers, 58 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:36,550 they had defeated the hordes of lobphins to free a new hero. 59 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:41,597 So... I'm the Destroyer. Got anything I can destroy for you? 60 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,975 Uh, thanks, but we're on a quest to save Bulkford the Frail 61 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,268 from the dreaded enemy. 62 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:51,732 - Biggus Baddiest. - Ugh! I hate that guy. Right? 63 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:54,860 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, so much. 64 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:58,906 - [all scream] - [Thunk] Uh-oh. 65 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:02,534 Looks like we'll have to get past Sheetah, the winged cheetah. 66 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:09,124 If ye wish to enter this cave, entertainment's what I crave. 67 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:13,378 Okay, here's the plan. I'll make cute pugott eyes at her. 68 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,964 I'll dance like nobody's watching. 69 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,841 And I'll tickle myself with my beard. 70 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,551 [laughs] 71 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:24,181 - What about you, Eeptor? Eeptor? - Oh, I'll find a better way through. 72 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,266 [grunts] Boom! 73 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:29,061 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't punch through a wall. 74 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:33,732 - It's too thick. - Okay. Well, then... 75 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:38,403 No. Look, the wall's cursed, so nothing can break it. 76 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:42,449 - And you don't have lightning bolts! - Sure, sure. 77 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:46,036 But I do have a curse-shattering bear owl roar. 78 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,955 [roars] 79 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,415 [screaming] 80 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:51,625 [laughs] 81 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,962 Fine. Eeptor's shrill scream shatters the wall, 82 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,214 revealing treasure on the other side. 83 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,633 [all giggling] 84 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:04,012 That's the fastest we ever reached a treasure! 85 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:05,681 [Womp laughs] 86 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,308 Ha-ha. You pretend to win. 87 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:10,811 [deep evil laughter] 88 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,981 That sounds like Biggus Baddiest. 89 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,401 [laughter continues] 90 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,196 You've come far. 91 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,823 Hmm. 92 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,533 [scoffs] 93 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:29,079 But you'll never rescue Bulkaford the Frail. 94 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,165 Stand down, fiend. Never. 95 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:33,875 [laughs maniacally] 96 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,503 So Thunk plays all the roles? 97 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:41,049 You think this is good, you should see him play Thunkolas' love interest. 98 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:43,719 [Thunk] Ahem. 99 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:48,849 Do I hear Eeptor and Lerkodile planning to quit and run away? 100 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:53,353 - Ha! Never. - Uh-huh. Sure. Homework blast! 101 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:56,064 - [all shout] - [roars] 102 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,483 [grunts] 103 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,068 [shouting] 104 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:04,156 Now's our chance. While he's preparing a lesson. 105 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,743 [all shouting] 106 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,911 Eeptor the Destroyer's got this. 107 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:13,582 - Won't you need our powers? - Oh, great idea. 108 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:16,501 I use my bear owl charm to take all of your powers. 109 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:23,759 Which unlocks my lava gaze! 110 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,554 - Oh! - [lava gurgling] 111 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,682 [Bulk groans] 112 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,851 [Womp] Eep, it's no fun if you kill Baddiest. 113 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,896 He has to get away. All of our quests revolve around him. 114 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,106 Yeah. You ruined everything, Eep. 115 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,692 But still best friends forever, right? Okay. 116 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,778 Guys, it's all made up. 117 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:48,700 We can bring Baddiest back by just saying, "And then, Baddiest came back to life." 118 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:49,785 You don't get it. 119 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:55,040 The whole point of the game is we're supposed to play together. 120 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,835 Guys! 121 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,253 [Thunk] Okay, new quest. 122 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:06,968 How about a brand new game where we all pretend to have magical beards? 123 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,305 - Well, so much for that game. - Hey, guys. 124 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:16,436 I know I blew it. But I planned a whole new adventure for us. 125 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:21,108 No, I'll pass on further adventures with Eeptor the Bad Teammate. 126 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:25,529 If you're not interested, guess I can always get rid of these. 127 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,280 [all gasp] 128 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:33,036 - I can be half pugott for real! - Oh! A spikeapple stick! 129 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,248 - A beard? - What is it with you and beards? 130 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:37,666 Ha! 131 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:40,544 Welcome to my Caverns and Creepers. 132 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:44,631 But we're only pretend brave. Reality is not kind to Womps. 133 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:50,804 Eep, I usually never question you, but today has been a real test. 134 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:53,306 Relax. I've thought it all through. 135 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:56,268 - And I promise I won't dominate. - [Bulk] Help. 136 00:07:56,351 --> 00:08:00,313 [gasps] Ooh, sounds like Bulkaford the Frail has been captured. 137 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,648 We must save him. 138 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:04,526 [Bulk] I did not agree to any of this. 139 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,821 Oh, no, but which path will we take? 140 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,906 [Bulk] Seriously, I had plans today. 141 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,200 I think his voice is coming from that way. 142 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:17,414 That seems like the obvious way to go, Wompli, but almost too obvious. 143 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,665 [Thunk sniffing] 144 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:24,171 Agreed. Thunkolas smells trouble this way, and Bulkaford's panic sweat this way. 145 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:28,967 I think we should go left. But it is up to the group, right? 146 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:34,014 Right, right. But my bear owl instincts tell me we should go this way. 147 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,348 [groans] 148 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,437 Painful reality. 149 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,272 Whoo! Ah! 150 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:46,860 See? How cool was that? Ha ha! And there's more where that came from. 151 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,614 Arrrgh! 152 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,867 "Face my deep trouble ray. 153 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,077 Mwa-ha-ha-ha." 154 00:08:56,161 --> 00:09:00,499 Hey, this Biggus Baddiest character seems like my kind of guy. 155 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:04,461 Eep, let us play. You're making it all about what you want again. 156 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,506 No, no, I'm not. It's just my bear owl instincts 157 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,717 say you're gonna miss out on a lot of fun. 158 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:19,059 Ugh. Guys, you're going the wrong way. All the good stuff is back there. 159 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,479 Ah! [shrieks] 160 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:27,108 Lobphin? You're real? You're not what I had planned. 161 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:33,406 Oh, you ate what I had planned. Eeptor can take you. 162 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,827 - [screams] - [roars] 163 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,081 Guys, quick! Draw your weapons. 164 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:45,460 Why? So we can not use them and watch you have all the fun again? 165 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,671 No. So we don't die. 166 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,506 - [roaring] - [all scream] 167 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,008 I know it's the last thing you'd expect me to say, 168 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,636 but we have to fight it together. 169 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,889 So, what do you say, Bludgeon Master? 170 00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:03,395 I say he ambushed the wrong mysterious adventurers. 171 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:04,396 Who? 172 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,439 Oh. 173 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,400 [chitters] 174 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:12,153 By Wompli's beard. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. 175 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,990 Normal burp. [belches] 176 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,241 [sniffs] 177 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,326 Actually, above-average burp. 178 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:22,038 Behold my adorable gnawing! 179 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:29,087 Huh. I don't have a lava attack or a lightning bolt. So... power poke! 180 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,298 [all make noises] 181 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:35,594 - What's it doing? - I've seen this reaction a lot. 182 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,762 It's weirded out. Make a run for it. 183 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,730 - [all sigh] - Wow. [laughs] 184 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:50,191 Fighting that thing together was fun! 185 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:54,487 - Yeah, and it looked so real. - Yeah, it was real. 186 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,740 What? I was tickling him with my beard. 187 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,491 [sobs] 188 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:01,036 So, wanna play again next weekend? 189 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,997 The pretend one, not this one. Never. Never again this one, no. 190 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:11,046 You bet. And from now on, I'll keep everybody in mind. Bulk! 191 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,131 [grumbles] 192 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,180 Uh. 193 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,640 So much for those plans I had today. 194 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,726 - [groans] - [grunts] 195 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,188 Hm. 196 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:39,866 Class, once a season, I break up all the meat I eat 197 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,911 with something green and loud. 198 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,997 So for today, you will fetch me some screamweed. 199 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,665 [shrieking] 200 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:51,086 Teacher Squawk, what exactly are we supposed to learn from this? 201 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:56,257 Patience, as in, my stomach is even less patient than me. Dive in. 202 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,510 [shrieks, shouts] 203 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,846 [all scream] 204 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,723 Ah... Fight harder. 205 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,977 - What are you doing? - We have to come up for air. 206 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,189 - Breathing is for wimps. - Exactly. 207 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,274 [gasps] 208 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,278 Know what frustrates me most about Teacher Squawk? 209 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:21,991 Yeah, me too! Please finish, but I think you're onto something. 210 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,160 Nothing we do is ever good enough for him. 211 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,746 I can't eat this. It's wet. 212 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:30,917 Hey, I got a big one. No, he's got me. 213 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,710 [Thunk screams] 214 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,380 Help. Help! Help! Help! 215 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,596 - [gasps] - [Thunk gasps] 216 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,183 - [all cheer] - Yeah! 217 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:51,312 Take care of yourself, dude. All you little guys are the future. 218 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:54,774 Wow. 219 00:12:54,858 --> 00:13:00,405 - Rad's amazing. - Yeah, amazing... at ruining my lesson! 220 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,240 How will you all learn to survive 221 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,160 if you keep being coddled with basic human decency? 222 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,454 Now back into the water with the death plants. 223 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,997 [all groan] 224 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,584 And a reminder, Valley-wide feet sweeping starts this week. 225 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:16,337 So if a liyote makes a mess, it must sweep dirt over it with its feet. 226 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,797 - Hmm? - [Eep clears throat] 227 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:24,846 Um, excuse me. We would like to lodge a complaint against Teacher Squawk. 228 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:28,808 [gulps] 229 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:33,730 What? You said these snacks were for everybody. I'm everybody! 230 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,442 No. Our complaint is he's a terrible teacher. 231 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,195 We demand you replace Squawk with someone better. 232 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,112 [all gasp] 233 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:45,408 Now, now, I can't stand Squawk either, honey. Who can? 234 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,870 But you're still alive, and by that standard, he's doing okay. 235 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:52,707 All he does is boss us around and put us in danger. 236 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,251 You really think that's good for the Womps among us? 237 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,295 [grunting] 238 00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:01,466 The fact is, Squawk's just a giant jerk who yells at us all day. 239 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,427 Of course I am. My methods may be harsh, 240 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,096 but so is the world I'm teaching you to survive in. 241 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:11,309 - You'd be an idiot to replace me, Grug. - Did you just call me an idiot? 242 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:16,898 No, I said you would be an idiot to replace me, not that you are an idiot. 243 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,025 You're too much of an idiot to see the difference. 244 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:22,529 That's it. Squawk, you are sacked! Mow, sack the man. 245 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:27,617 You'll regret this. Those children will be helpless without me. 246 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:32,247 - [Squawk] Oh, oh, I cannot believe...! - Guess we'll need a new teacher, eh? 247 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:40,338 Of course, Eep! Let's do a valley-wide teacher search. 248 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:41,673 [sighs] 249 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,678 Well, teachers are kind of glorified babysitters. 250 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,305 Hey, wait, if you're here, who's watching the babies? 251 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,308 [babies giggling] 252 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,939 And thus, old bones called fossils can lead to fascinating discoveries 253 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,650 about ancient animals of water and sky. 254 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,026 [roars] 255 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,866 Hello, class. I'm Mrs. Squawkfur. 256 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,744 Fine. Worth a shot. 257 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:12,954 Huh. 258 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,165 Thought more qualified people would've responded to the flyers I sent out. 259 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,543 - Wonder what happened. - Beats me, Dad. 260 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,630 Oh, hey, I know someone who'd be good. 261 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:28,261 Buffalippos can't teach. Oh, you meant Rad. 262 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:36,227 So I got asked to be your new teacher, but I turned it down. 263 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,228 [all groan] 264 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:41,649 Because the best person to teach you guys... is yourselves. 265 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:45,194 - [all] Whoa. - She's even better than I thought. 266 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,531 But to be clear, you are our new teacher. 267 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,491 [pants] 268 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,620 Sorry I'm late. Got held up. In the air by that guy. 269 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,246 [kisses] 270 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,708 [scoffs] In my class, there is no late. 271 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,628 I didn't become a death guard by worrying about attendance. 272 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,505 I did it by listening to my heart. 273 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,425 Listen to my heart. Got it. 274 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,760 [cracking] 275 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,095 [shouts] 276 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,556 Sorry. I'll go toss myself in Deep Trouble. 277 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,142 Squawk had me go in head first. Do you have a preference? 278 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,895 Easy, little cave dude. The way I see it, 279 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,899 it's only a mistake if it's a mistake to you. 280 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,444 - Class dismissed. - But we just got here. Ow. 281 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,495 Now, class, if you have four pieces of meat, 282 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:39,916 and I take three of them, how many are left? 283 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:44,128 Two? No, you flea brain. The answer is one. 284 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:49,258 And one minus one is like you... a big, fat zero. Ugh. 285 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,553 This job's worse than my old one. Now, my teaching fee. 286 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,973 - [all growl] - [screams] 287 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,933 [grunts] 288 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,351 [groans] Aw. 289 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:05,483 Oh, wow. Squawk never let us have fun like this. 290 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,653 - What do you call this class? - Me-ometry. 291 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:12,323 Do anything you want to learn the greatest lesson of all... 292 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,827 What it means to be me. Or in your case, you. 293 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:19,080 I'm making a stick Womp. 294 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,249 Correction, I am sticking Womp. 295 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:26,004 That's the most "you" idea you had all day. Have a gold starfish. 296 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,798 I gotta get it. I gotta get... 297 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,218 Wait. We can really do anything we want? 298 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:38,266 - If that's what you wanna do. - I do. I do wanna do what I wanna do. 299 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,101 And what I wanna do is... 300 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,396 Whoo! Some sweet slateboard tricks. 301 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,315 Yeah! Rip it, Eep! 302 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,777 [grunting] 303 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:55,033 I thought it, but I didn't do it. What went wrong? 304 00:17:55,116 --> 00:18:01,497 Nothing. That was one totally Croodular face-plant move. Here's a gold starfish. 305 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:06,586 Huh. I guess it was totally Croodular. Yeah. 306 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,296 Eep, honey, you okay? 307 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,215 I came by to make sure Rad wasn't just Squawk in another disguise, 308 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:15,386 but what's going on in this, I wanna say lesson? 309 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,138 [all screaming] 310 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,641 Here's a gold starfish, here's a gold starfish. 311 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:24,604 Oh, isn't it awesome? Rad's letting us teach ourselves. 312 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:28,775 I don't know. Sounds more like she's being lazy than awesome. 313 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,694 Oh, no way. She's way better than Squawk. 314 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,738 Remember the time he gave me that take-home test. 315 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,823 [screaming] 316 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:40,745 Hm. 317 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:45,124 Besides, I'm doing so well, Rad gave me a gold starfish. 318 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:49,420 I got one too, for figuring out how to pick both nose holes at once. 319 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,340 And another for learning you can get stuck this way. 320 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,971 Trust me. Rad's great. Now can you let us get back to our studies? 321 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:03,643 Okay. No one gave me a gold starfish. 322 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,938 Guess what. Lerk had the sweet idea 323 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:10,775 that we should put up a vine-rope across the cliffs in Hunter's Hollow. 324 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,152 - Yeah! - Yes! 325 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:16,781 As soon as I said it, I thought, "That is stupid dangerous. 326 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,492 No one should vine-rope walk that high up." 327 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:23,663 - But Rad says it's brilliant. - I volunteer to go first. 328 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:32,755 Man, this is high up. 329 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,007 Should I take it slow or go fast? 330 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:40,638 Right. Right, I'm my best teacher. 331 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,724 Totally. Have a gold starfish. Heck, have five. 332 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,351 Fast it is. 333 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,816 [all gasp] 334 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,444 [gasps] Ah! 335 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:57,488 [all gasp] 336 00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:03,244 Maybe slow would be better. [laughs] I mean, what is the rush? 337 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:05,997 [exclaims] 338 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,415 Huh? [gasps] 339 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:08,708 [shouts] 340 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:12,837 Okay, that's the rush. Maybe if I jump, I could survive the fall. 341 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,548 [growling] 342 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,924 [gulps] 343 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,177 - [growls] - [shouts] 344 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,221 I'm coming to save you, Eep. 345 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:25,516 Oh, no, no. I'm not coming to save you, Eep. 346 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,519 Eep, only you can save you. 347 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:32,815 So I should use what I learned in me-ometry. Is that what you mean? 348 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,319 - If that's what you think you should... - You gotta give me something here! 349 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,279 This isn't a job for a teacher. 350 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,910 This is a job for a death guard. 351 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,536 [Womp mutters] 352 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,414 [shouts, thuds] 353 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:53,002 Phew! That pile of broken bones broke her fall. Everything's okay. 354 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,837 - [Eep screams] - Huh? 355 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,633 [Squawk] Crood girl? 356 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:02,386 Teacher Squawk? What are you doing here? 357 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:07,016 So I've had a little trouble finding work. What are you doing here? 358 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,394 Teaching myself to vine-rope walk. 359 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:15,274 With your terrible foot-eye coordination? Ha! That's an awful idea. 360 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:18,819 Could've used that feedback earlier. Too late now. 361 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,656 Only if you're a quitter! 362 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:24,825 Gather your balance and swing up onto that vine. 363 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,121 Go! 364 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,707 Come on! 365 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:38,839 Fight back already or die a coward's death. Your call! 366 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,651 Teacher Squawk, you saved me. 367 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:04,573 You call that gratitude? Sorry. I'm kind of always "on." 368 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,995 Well, class, in my time away, I've reflected a lot on my teaching style, 369 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:12,957 and I've realized... I did everything perfectly. 370 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,625 [all screaming] 371 00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:17,837 So you sure you don't want Rad to be your teacher anymore? 372 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,298 Yeah. She found some new students to teach anyway. 373 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,968 Chased your tail, gold starfish. 374 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,179 Besides, maybe a teacher shouldn't be someone you wanna hang out with, 375 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,557 but someone who pushes you. 376 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,018 [all screaming] 377 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,102 [bellows] 378 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,478 [laughs] 379 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,856 Teaching is its own reward.