1 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:31,323 So, can we just agree that you were both in the wrong? 2 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:33,993 Both in the right? 3 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,995 Oh, fine. 4 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:39,581 Gorp's plant only bit in self-defense, 5 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,167 so, Teena, pay him two eggs for chomps rendered. 6 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:46,046 - Gorp, Gorp, Gorp! - [scoffs] This is an outrage! 7 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:49,133 You know my Cliff bites people! That's his thing! 8 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:52,052 I hope he bites you, Grug. Unbelievable. 9 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,221 The nerve of some... I just can't... 10 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,848 [sighs] I can't win. 11 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:59,309 Ever since I became leader, whatever I say, someone's always mad at... 12 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:01,979 [man] You sided with the wrong brother, brother! 13 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,981 [sighs] Next problem. 14 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:09,653 Amber grabbed this chickuna, but it's clearly mine. 15 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,239 See my mark on his head? 16 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:15,034 Yeah? Well, Amber mark it butt. 17 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:19,163 Look, do you really need me to get involved here? 18 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:21,373 I mean, how am I supposed to choose betwee... 19 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,214 [gasps] It's Amber's. 20 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,258 [laughing] 21 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:34,553 [humming] 22 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:35,637 [growls] 23 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:42,269 Of course! This is the answer to all of my problems! 24 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:46,482 - The answer is a butt? - No. It's chance. 25 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,818 [grunting] 26 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:57,284 Mom, can we paint the picture soon? My legs are getting a tummy ache. 27 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:01,038 - [grunts, snores] - Not until it looks just right. 28 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,625 - [growls] - Oh, stop. I'm your mother. 29 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,085 This is completely normal. 30 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,756 Crud, you're the expert. Do they look all right? 31 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:14,176 I've been trying to get a nice portrait of the kids for seasons now, but... 32 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,723 They look great, and the light's exquisite, 33 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,016 wouldn't you say, brother? 34 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,434 [wind blowing] 35 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,144 I'm barely a person when he's not around. 36 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:27,773 I don't know. Something about it doesn't feel natural. 37 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:30,484 Eep, smile more. Thunk, less. 38 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,821 Sandy, have more fun with it. Not that much fun. 39 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,072 There! Nobody move. 40 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:39,368 In fact, stop breathing. Okay. Crud, go for it. 41 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:45,999 And we lost the light! Now, we gotta start all over! 42 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,709 - [groans] - [sighs] 43 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,254 - [grumbling] - Uh, yeah, sorry. 44 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:55,384 Sorry for the wait, but, people, I have found the answer to all your disputes. 45 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,970 A rock? I don't believe it. 46 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:01,306 Wait, no. I totally believe it. Rocks are pretty much all we have. 47 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:04,560 Not just a rock. This is Chance! 48 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,938 Random, unpredictable, in-no-way-Grug's-fault Chance. 49 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,190 See, we just flip Chance, 50 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,110 and, heads, I find in favor of the person on the left, 51 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:15,988 butts, I find in favor of the person on the right. 52 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:16,947 So... 53 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:20,951 - Butts! I find for Baitsy. - [laughs] Yes! 54 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,704 [whimpers, pants] 55 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:25,664 Thank you, Grug. 56 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:29,376 No, thank Chance. 57 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:30,961 Now, for the rest... [clears throat] 58 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,505 - I find for heads... - [cheering] 59 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:34,798 - ...and heads... - [cheers] 60 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,091 - ...and butts! - Boo! 61 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:38,135 Boo, boo, boo! 62 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,721 [scoffs] You didn't even hear us out, Grug. 63 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:44,641 Whoa! Don't be mad at me. Chance is the one who decided against you. 64 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,685 You want me to be mad at a rock? 65 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,812 I can do that. 66 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,898 [growling] 67 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,525 - [whimpering] - [gasps] 68 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:56,111 It's... It's indestructible! 69 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,864 Oh, yeah. You do not want to insult Chance. 70 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:01,158 Chance, do you want to punish these people? 71 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,493 Butts, it shows mercy. Heads, it... 72 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,829 Whoa, are you sure, Chance? [gasps] 73 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:09,625 Heads, Chance demands the worst punishment you can imagine. 74 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:10,918 Well, better get flippin'. 75 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:14,546 Oh! Butts! Please give us butts! 76 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,215 Are you ready, Chance? 77 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,342 [in high voice] Buh-kawk, Grug. 78 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:25,474 Heads, I'm a truly great leader. Butts, I'm a truly, truly great leader. 79 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,601 Whoo-hoo! Look at that butt! 80 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,690 Uh... I have a wife. 81 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,859 - [Ugga] Grug! - What? I told her I was married! 82 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,280 Grug, please come and wrangle your children. 83 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,491 Oh, so, now, we're his children. 84 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,868 - Take some responsibility, Mom. - [scoffs] 85 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:48,080 Grug! Loo and Wal are waiting for us at the rolling alley. 86 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,165 They can only play the claw game so long. 87 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:51,250 [bird shrieks] 88 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,293 - [grunting] - [laughing] 89 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:56,922 Ooh, right. But Ugga clearly wants my help, too. 90 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,758 Oh. That's all right, I guess. 91 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,386 [rumbling] 92 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:05,889 Uh, why not let Chance decide? Heads or butts? 93 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,392 Chance? Are you out of your mind? 94 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:09,518 [stammers] Butts! 95 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:13,313 Ooh, sorry, honey, but I gotta do what Chance says, 96 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,483 even if it's way more fun than what you wanted me to do. 97 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,318 Bye, family. I... 98 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,695 Yep, still love ya! 99 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,573 [exhales] Okay, focus, focus. 100 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,367 Ugh, hand so sweaty. 101 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,495 [blowing] 102 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:42,509 Aw! I guess you'll have to use this rock instead. 103 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:50,017 [groans] No, I need that rock. 104 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:53,895 And, seeing as it was totally my fault, there's only one thing to do. 105 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,523 Butts, it's me. Heads, you. 106 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,066 Chance says... 107 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,694 - Get my rock, guys! - [both groan] 108 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:03,780 - [sobbing] - If this is the end, Wal, 109 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,282 at least we're together. 110 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,117 Thanks, Chance. Up high! 111 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,120 Oops! I just slapped you in the face. Let's try that again. 112 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,081 - [snoring] - [Grug chuckles] 113 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:17,002 Great game of rolling rock, guys. Way to only sustain minor injuries! 114 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:18,712 Mm. 115 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:25,385 Ooh, bad luck, Loo. That was the last smash fruit. 116 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,430 Hope you're able to find it, what with you not being able to see. 117 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:32,225 No, Grug. We gotta ask Chance. 118 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,353 Yeah. Let's see who Chance says should get it. 119 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,480 [chuckles] 120 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,066 Okay, if you guys want to bring my pal Chance into this. 121 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:41,276 Heads, it's you guys. Butts, it's us. 122 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,279 - Uh... - [ominous music playing] 123 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:47,115 Wait, I, uh, flipped it wrong. We need to do it again. 124 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,076 Again. 125 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,119 One more time. 126 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:57,125 [gasps] Uh, hi, Chance. Just making sure you know it's me here. 127 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,669 Plus this last time. [sighs] 128 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:00,670 [grunts] 129 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:05,300 How? I feel like my odds should be better than this. 130 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,468 Come on, Grug. 131 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:09,638 Chance says we gotta do it, so we better do it 'cause Chance says. 132 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,478 Blech! No, I refuse! I can't do it! 133 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,606 On the very serious grounds that it is too icky. 134 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:22,734 But Chance said so, with his butt. 135 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:26,822 Yeah, and you have to do whatever Chance says or else. 136 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:30,784 Or else what? I'm your leader. He's just a stupid rock. 137 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,661 - [gasps] - [Amber gasps] 138 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:36,498 What Grug doing? Grug know Chance have bad temper. 139 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,542 You know that's just a rock, right? 140 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:42,587 Uh, granted, a rock I said had the power to randomly decide all our fates, 141 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,757 but still, you are a rock, Chance. 142 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,676 [gasps, chuckles nervously] 143 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:51,847 Sorry, Chance. No need punish Grug, right? 144 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:57,310 Butts, show mercy. Oh, heads. So much for mercy. 145 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:59,771 Uh, we're really just listening to Chance? 146 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:03,608 I mean, now that I'm on the other side of it, it doesn't seem that fair. 147 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:07,904 Don't worry. Amber flip again. Butts, Grug punishment mild. 148 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:11,366 Heads, Grug punishment worse thing Amber ever imagine. 149 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,868 Come on, butts! 150 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:16,121 Yeesh. Chance no very forgiving. 151 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,665 Feed Grug to big chickuna! 152 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:25,881 All right. This is it. Smile, kids. And get closer. 153 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:27,924 Closer. 154 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:28,925 - [growling] - [grunts] 155 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,886 Look, I don't care what it takes! 156 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,638 I'm gonna get a perfect picture, and you're not gonna ruin it! 157 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,350 [gasps] 158 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,855 - [giggling] - [gasps] 159 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:43,982 [grunting] 160 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,735 [yelling] 161 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:47,903 [laughing] 162 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,279 [chuckles] Gotcha! 163 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:53,909 Hey, those are the smiles I wanted to see! Hold that pose. 164 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,621 Are you sure? They look far from perfect. 165 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:01,416 Yeah, but now they actually look like my kids, 166 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,918 and that's better than perfect. 167 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,006 You call that perspective? 168 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,635 - [squawks] - [bellows] 169 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,262 [Munk] Yoo-hoo! 170 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:18,517 - Big chickuna! - [grunting] 171 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:19,476 [squawks] 172 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,311 [clucking] 173 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:24,814 Uh, come on, guys. Don't do this. 174 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:27,400 Sorry, Grug. Chance made his decision. 175 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:30,987 But at least all this torment will be over soon. Oops, no. 176 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,405 He's sharpening his beak. 177 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:34,616 This is gonna drag out a while. [laughing] 178 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:38,203 Oh, oh, oh, ah! Okay, I admit it. I was wrong. 179 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,413 I should've just settled all your disputes myself 180 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,582 instead of avoiding the responsibility. 181 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,794 But can't you just ask Chance for mercy one more time? 182 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,003 Mm... 183 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,006 Amber not really want watch Grug get eaten. 184 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,508 So, Chance? 185 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,761 - [grunts] - Uh-oh. 186 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,683 [all gasp] 187 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:04,437 - Quick, someone make a new Chance rock. - But how we decide who make it? 188 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,314 Easy. Just ask Chance. 189 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,901 Oh. Hmm. Well, I am out of my depth here. 190 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,988 Forget it, people. Some decisions are too important to leave up to Chance. 191 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,948 So, the only question to ask yourselves... 192 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:16,491 [squawks] 193 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,244 [squawks loudly] 194 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,912 ...and ask very quickly... 195 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:22,747 is, "What do you think you should do?" 196 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,916 Uh... Uh... 197 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,127 - [grunting] - Uh... 198 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,587 [suspenseful music playing] 199 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,131 Mm. Mm... 200 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,507 [whimpers] Uh... 201 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:33,800 [squawks] 202 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,511 Uh, guys? Hey, what about that speech I just gave? 203 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,013 [squawks] 204 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,599 [squawks] 205 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:45,270 - Huh? - Sorry. Amber survival instinct take over. 206 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,815 - No reflection on quality of Grug speech. - [screaming] 207 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,817 [squawks] 208 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:55,322 [squawking] 209 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:03,413 Well, since you threw Chance off a cliff, guess you're the leader again. 210 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,458 - Way to violently take power, buddy. - Yep. 211 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,085 And this time, no more avoiding hard decisions 212 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,671 by relying on the flip of some rock. 213 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,631 From now on, I'm relying on Amber. 214 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:17,469 So, Bud and Crud both claim egg theirs. 215 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:21,264 [sighs] Well, Amber rule in favor of... 216 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,725 Amber! 217 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:28,188 [grunting, humming] 218 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,990 [Thunk] Ferocious. 219 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,700 [snarling] 220 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,577 Magnificent. 221 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,623 - Those jerks who ate my neighbors. - [burps] 222 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,750 [screaming, whimpering] 223 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:52,128 - Bear owls are called many things. - [groans] 224 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,506 But what are they truly like? 225 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,425 Today, we explore that question 226 00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,011 and a few others, since I tend to ramble, 227 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:04,766 as we travel "Furry Road, The Path of the Bear Owl." 228 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,271 Bear owls are a lot like us. They, too, live with their families. 229 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,900 [growling] 230 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,985 [growling] 231 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:16,903 [burps] 232 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,863 - Including their grandmother. - [laughing] 233 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,951 They also invent new things that lead to wacky hijinks. 234 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:30,041 They laugh, they love... they pine. 235 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,543 [sighs] 236 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:32,961 [grunts] 237 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:37,215 They even express their rich, emotional lives through art. 238 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,968 [sighs] Such talent. 239 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:41,469 [whimpers] 240 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:44,722 But, unlike us, bear owls are built for hunting. 241 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,850 Their claws can crush ribs. 242 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,102 - Their ribs can crush claws. - [whimpers] 243 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,479 Their eyes look super cool to distract prey. 244 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:56,025 And their throats expand to fit food of all sizes. 245 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,652 Oh, neat. 246 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:02,031 And their stomach juices can break down even the biggest of meals in a flash. 247 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,283 Wait, what? 248 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,828 Of course, bear owls aren't born killers. They're taught. 249 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:10,457 As cubs, they learn everything they'll need to maul me and you, 250 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:11,583 but probably me. 251 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:21,217 Uh-oh. Looks like little Beary is a little shy about disemboweling. 252 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:25,221 - [whimpering] - [growling] 253 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,018 [growling] 254 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,022 Oops! 255 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:34,939 [laughing] 256 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,567 Not gonna impress potential mates that way, Beary. 257 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,821 - [growls] - [snarling] 258 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,164 And she is somethin'. 259 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,707 For savagery like that, 260 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,877 you usually have to go to the wrong side of the tracks. 261 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,713 Wrong side of those animal tracks, I mean. 262 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,757 [animals growling, grunting] 263 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,890 If you're thinking about visiting, here is a helpful travel tip. 264 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,518 - Don't. Just... Just don't. - [growling] 265 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,311 [moans, snarls] 266 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:14,813 [sniffles] 267 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,439 Soon, Beary and his fellow cubs 268 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,651 will be expected to take their rightful places in the food chain. 269 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:23,738 From the top, super predators, then still-pretty-good predators, 270 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:28,076 then prey, then prey's prey, then we loop back to the top for Earl. 271 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,207 Not to be confused with the social food chain, 272 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,667 where, instead of your skull, 273 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,419 it's your reputation that can get torn apart. 274 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,379 And your skull. 275 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:43,675 There's the slobs, the snobs, the mean girls, the geeks, 276 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:48,471 the future alphas of Ahhh! Valley Club, the jocks and the newbie. 277 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,806 Always, a newbie. 278 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,059 - [grunts] - [laughing] 279 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:57,730 How humiliating. And on his first day. 280 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,693 - [blowing raspberry] - [growls] 281 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,278 [laughs] 282 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,656 Now, watch as our newbie tries to take out his shame 283 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,533 on someone lower on the chain... 284 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,870 forgetting there is no one lower than him. 285 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,746 [all snarling] 286 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,332 [laughing] 287 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,877 - Especially not the class clown. - [all laughing] 288 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,547 [laughing, sobbing] 289 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,633 Despite being near the top of both food chains, 290 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,344 bear owls get along with most animals. 291 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,306 Butterhummers even eat the gunk out of their teeth, 292 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:35,184 in an arrangement benefiting the bear owl, just the bear owl. 293 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,145 And the cycle continues. 294 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,023 Bear owls live in packs called "scaries." 295 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:43,902 Each scary has a leader, who solves all their problems. 296 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,237 [growling] 297 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,240 That's using your head. 298 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:53,036 - Oh, come on, that was clever. - [all grunting] 299 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:56,039 Future leaders are chosen at a young age, 300 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,000 based on which cubs are the most bloodthirstiest. 301 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,089 Trying to get some soogar for your soogar, Beary? 302 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,466 - Aw. - [growling] 303 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:07,425 [sighs] 304 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,302 [both panting] 305 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,685 [growling softly] 306 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:18,978 [buzzing] 307 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,773 Oh, Beary, eyes on the prize. 308 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:27,195 [whimpering] 309 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,907 [yelps] 310 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,993 [snarling] 311 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,539 Well, looks like they found their next leader. 312 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:42,168 Way to fail upward, Beary. [chuckles] 313 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:46,047 Once a future leader is selected, the bear owls celebrate with a party. 314 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,548 [festive music playing] 315 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,592 All species are invited. 316 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,596 Well, not all species. 317 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,640 As the most awkward predator in the valley, 318 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,059 - the giant worm is always left out. - [sobbing] 319 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:01,020 This party has everything. 320 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,022 A smog machine. 321 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,442 A black lightning buck. 322 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:15,201 Oh, Earl. Party foul. 323 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,036 And look, oh, there's a party fowl. 324 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,581 [all roaring] 325 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,710 As the future leader, Beary is the star of the party. 326 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,004 He's offered the finest cuts of meat. 327 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,968 Given the finest grooming. 328 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,929 He's even attracted the finest mate. 329 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,266 What a looker! I'd imagine, if you're into that. 330 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,684 [moaning] 331 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,896 Yes, it's good to be a future leader. 332 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:47,358 Most animals must attract mates with elaborate mating dances. 333 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,735 [trumpeting] 334 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,654 [trumpeting] 335 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,905 [trumpeting] 336 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:56,242 Uh-oh. There's more than one suitor. 337 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:59,829 Looks like we'll need a mating dance-off. 338 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:01,873 [trumpeting] 339 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,207 [rocks clanging] 340 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,297 [trumpeting] 341 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,216 - [quacks] - [laughter] 342 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,634 Oops! Too slow! 343 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,763 Seems she's found someone else she'd rather spend time with. 344 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:20,516 Sorry, boys. She's taken... me away against my will. Help! 345 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,768 - [screaming] - [laughing] 346 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,812 Huh. Guess someone's carrying a grudge. 347 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,900 From that thing from earlier, remember? You know the... You remember. 348 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,569 [growling] 349 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,072 Oh, mosquitoad, will you ever learn? 350 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:38,117 Probably not because mosquitoads also have very, very short lifespans. 351 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:41,537 Oops. [chuckles] There I go rambling. Back to bear owls. 352 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,999 Bear owl life isn't all fun and games and mating rituals. 353 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,252 They're under constant attack from cave people. 354 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,171 [shrieks, whimpers] 355 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,465 Or, as they call us, food. 356 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:56,552 Even worse, the weirdos of the species who try living among them. 357 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,597 Cleaning time. Huh, fellas? 358 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:09,398 The worst is when food doesn't know it's food and ruins their meals. 359 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:13,194 And food is always trying new tricks to defeat bear owls. 360 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:17,198 Crashing into them, confusing them with shadow technology. 361 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,826 Because of this, bear owls aren't considered adults 362 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,911 till they devour their first cave person. 363 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,330 [snarling] 364 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:28,668 Hmm. It appears the current leader's ready to step down and retire. 365 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:29,836 [gulps] 366 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,588 Better find a strapping young cave boy to eat, Beary. 367 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,090 [Thunk laughing] 368 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,175 Oh, wait. There's an easy meal. 369 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,137 [growling] 370 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:43,266 So, this rite of passage is the only thing standing between Beary 371 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,101 and his reign as a pack leader. 372 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,018 [gasps] 373 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,146 - [growling] - [whimpering] 374 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:52,483 - [snarling] - [whimpering, muttering] 375 00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,236 [grunts, coughs] 376 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:01,534 [growling] 377 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,453 [screaming] 378 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,580 [panting] 379 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:09,375 [moaning] 380 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,755 [growling] 381 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,842 - [roars] - [screams] 382 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,137 [whispering] 383 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:26,225 Uh-oh! Looks like Beary's having trouble against such a wily foe. 384 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,645 [gasps, screams] 385 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,566 Our strapping cave boy has... let's say, slipped? 386 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,694 Beary has a clear shot for the devouring. 387 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:53,002 [growling angrily] 388 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,714 - [growling] - What's this? Seems Beary won't do it. 389 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,466 [screams, groans] 390 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,301 He doesn't believe in violence. 391 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,221 Now, Beary's giving a speech, 392 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:06,432 likely explaining the lessons he's learned about being true to himself 393 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,643 and not just doing things to impress others. 394 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,603 How will it go over? 395 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,232 [all snarling] 396 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,361 [grunts, screams] 397 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:20,196 [Thunk grunts] 398 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,281 Badly. Very badly. 399 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:26,035 Guess that's another difference between bear owls and people. 400 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:30,373 Bear owls don't appreciate a good lesson learned. 401 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:34,794 No, instead, Beary is gonna be shunned by his kind forever. 402 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,338 But, hey, Beary still gets a happy ending, 403 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,591 as he's found a new pack that's a little more his speed. 404 00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:46,889 He's even found a new love. Hooray for things working out in the end! 405 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:54,272 [sobbing] 406 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,984 - [quacks] - [grunts] 407 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,404 Well, things work out for most of us. 408 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,532 And that concludes my report on bear owls... 409 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,743 and my shorter supporting report on that one mosquitoad. 410 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:13,666 [groans] I now know less about bear owls. 411 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:18,296 But it did have some fun moments, right? So, as a whole, worth the journey? Right? 412 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:21,465 - [chuckles] - [groans] Next student. 413 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,471 Okay, here goes. 414 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,850 Obnoxious pests or secret geniuses? 415 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:34,061 Inside the fascinating world of pigrats. 416 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:36,814 - Ah! - Let's just end school early today.