1 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:30,072 [all gobbling] 2 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:33,242 [sobbing loudly] 3 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,540 I said... 4 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,000 [sobs loudly] 5 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,794 Aren't you gonna ask me what's wrong? 6 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:47,548 The worst has happened. Mow and I broke up! 7 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,466 [sighs deeply] 8 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:53,971 It's for the best. That grunting man-ape wasn't good enough for you! 9 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,806 Sorry he dumped you, Gran. 10 00:00:55,889 --> 00:01:00,144 Oh, I dumped him. Still, comfort me! 11 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,104 - Oh, please, enough wallowing. - [grunts] 12 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:05,149 Just add Mow to the long list of men you have left in the dust. 13 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:08,360 Uh, let's see. There was Wal, too tall. 14 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:12,656 Loo, too short. Dainty, too ugly. Clop, looked too much like Dainty. 15 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,992 Grrr, too liyote. Ur, too... 16 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,787 So, I know what I hate. What's your point? 17 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:21,415 - You cannot commit. - Sure, I can! 18 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,083 It's not just the dating. 19 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,043 Look at all these other things you abandoned. 20 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:28,380 Unfinished knitting, this self-portrait, your list of enemies. 21 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:31,091 [Gran] Oh, I got the main one down! 22 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:34,178 You never followed through on anything, and I bet you never will. 23 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,929 I'll take that bet! 24 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:39,349 Great. Winner has to say the other person is right. Always right. 25 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:43,187 Say it? When I win, I want you to sing it! [chuckles] 26 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:48,442 Because I can commit and I won't stop until I prove it! Uh, starting tomorrow. 27 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:54,323 Hmm. What if you try something you've never done before, 28 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,450 like, I don't know, being nice to people? 29 00:01:56,533 --> 00:02:01,705 Okay. I'll commit to never making fun of you three ding-dongs ever again. 30 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:02,998 That one doesn't count. 31 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:05,667 Eek. No. [groans] 32 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,170 Slobs. [mutters] 33 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:11,215 You smell bad. [inhales, exhales] 34 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,634 [Gran muttering] 35 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,553 [gasps] 36 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:20,349 [breathes heavily] 37 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,652 Oh, I'm making this way too hard on myself. 38 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:35,114 Oh! Got it! I'll moss my teeth every day! 39 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,745 [Eep] There's a whole meatball in there! 40 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,122 And is that a scrap of my pelt? 41 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:49,211 - Fine, you caught me. - Well, looks like I won the bet. 42 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,965 So let's hear it. I, Grug Crood, am always what? 43 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,716 Huh? What am I always? 44 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,635 [growls] 45 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,846 So what if Mom can't commit? 46 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:01,807 It's better than her being with that oversized, knuckle-dragging, weird... 47 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:06,061 - Oh, hey, Mow! - Bet's not over, Grug! 48 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,438 I patched things up with this chunk-of-hunk, 49 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,816 and we're making the biggest commitment of all! 50 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:11,733 [gasps] 51 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,820 - You're not gonna make fun of us anymore? - No, goober face. 52 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,155 We're getting married. Today! 53 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:20,534 - You are getting married? - To Mow? 54 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:21,743 - Congrats! - Yay! 55 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:26,081 Ugga, you might wanna get to know him, 'cause Mow's gonna be your new daddy! 56 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,708 I'm Mow. 57 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,334 [gasps] 58 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,004 This is so exciting! 59 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:36,216 We've never been to a wedding. Mom and Dad didn't invite us to theirs. 60 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:39,636 Just a small ceremony with me, Ugga, you guys, 61 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,473 and most importantly, Grug! [chortles] 62 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:47,603 - Uh, what about Mow? - Oh, yeah. Him, too. 63 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,229 Ta-da! 64 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:53,483 So you can surprise Mow with your beauty at the last moment. 65 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,235 [giggles] 66 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:56,904 Oh, I love it! 67 00:03:56,987 --> 00:04:00,616 Bam! Look at all those gorgeous wrinkles! 68 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,451 Bet you're thinkin' about 'em. 69 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:06,246 Before you say your vows, I thought you could exchange these. 70 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,331 Sandy? 71 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,333 [coughs, gags] 72 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,963 You wear 'em like this. 73 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:19,218 'Cause nothing says "together forever" like exchanging parasites. 74 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:21,678 [laughs nervously] "Together forever"? 75 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,055 Oh. [shudders] 76 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:26,141 Did anyone else's feet just get cold? 77 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:28,310 [blows] 78 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,812 Just blowing on your feet for good luck. 79 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,607 Oh, is that... is that not a thing? Do we not do that? 80 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:38,237 Okay, let's start with some basic getting-to-know-you questions. 81 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,906 Do you prefer hunting or gathering? 82 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,866 - [grunts] - [Ugga groans] 83 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,954 Are you a crabby tabby person or a liyote person? 84 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,121 [grunts] 85 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,040 - [tabby howls] - [Ugga groans] 86 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:55,462 Lunch! You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite food! 87 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,632 [gobbling] 88 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,092 Or not. 89 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,261 [grumbles] Come on, you gotta give me something. 90 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,431 I'm... Mow? 91 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:12,396 Yes, I know. Believe me, that is not lost on me. 92 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,022 [irritated chuckle] 93 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:20,028 [kids singing] ♪ Gran, Gran, Gran-Gran Gran, Gran, Gran-Gran ♪ 94 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:23,073 Behold, the blushing bride! 95 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,075 [belches loudly] 96 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:30,372 So, you are really ready to commit to Mow forever, huh? 97 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:34,918 Yep! So you better be ready to admit that I'm the commitment master! 98 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,420 Kids, victory music. 99 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:40,757 ♪ Gran won the bet Gran is always right ♪ 100 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:45,679 Okay, you win. You are always right. 101 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,932 And since this is such a special occasion, let's go all out. 102 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,476 Have a big party, invite all your friends! 103 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,939 Really? I thought this would just be a small family affair. 104 00:05:56,023 --> 00:06:01,236 But why? It's not like you are ever going to want to back out of this! 105 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:05,991 Of course not! Sure, invite my friends. Heck, invite my enemies! 106 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:10,370 - Why not the whole valley? - Yes! Why not? 107 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:11,455 [teeth chatter] 108 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,540 Will you guys cut that out? 109 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,709 [both] Sorry! 110 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,049 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 111 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:25,552 Wow, this feels like a huge deal. 112 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,430 Like a crushingly huge deal. 113 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:31,475 No more huge than the commitment you're about to make. 114 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,061 We brought the food! [giggles] 115 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:37,314 Three layers of meat with a creamy meat filling, 116 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,649 so no one has to leave to go hunt! 117 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:45,572 And Sandy's wrangling all the flowers so no one gets injured. 118 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,158 [Sandy snarls] 119 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,951 That's a good flower girl! 120 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,413 Ugh! 121 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,751 So, big changes, huh? 122 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:02,464 You becoming my dad, me becoming your similarly-aged daughter. 123 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:06,218 Lot of stuff for us to talk about, wouldn't you say? Huh? 124 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,056 - [grunts] - That's it! That's it! 125 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,975 I have done everything I can to get to know you, but all I get is... 126 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,060 "Uh, uh." 127 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,772 I mean, how can you be so unfeeling, so emotionally hollow... 128 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,024 [gasps] Oh, are you crying? 129 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,528 [sniffles, gasps] 130 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:27,489 Mow just gets nervous. 131 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:34,121 Love Gran so much. Really want Gran family to like Mow too. 132 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,122 [sobs] 133 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:39,000 Aw, that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard you say. 134 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,670 And the longest. But also the sweetest! 135 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:46,133 - Mom? Where are you going? - Just off to the little Gran's bush. 136 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,718 Might be a while. Don't wait up. [shrieks] 137 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:52,639 Unh-unh. Not so fast! It's time for wedding pictures. 138 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,224 Say "fleas"! 139 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,559 [drawing] 140 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,271 [Gran grumbles] 141 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:02,315 Ooh, don't worry, I'll retouch it. 142 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,487 Well, time to get this wedding started. 143 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:10,991 Unless, of course, you wanna back out and lose a certain bet? 144 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:14,703 Never! Mow and I are gonna be together forever! 145 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:15,745 [animal screeches] 146 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:22,419 [shrieks] Take my husband! He has more flesh for eating! 147 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,548 I don't really wanna marry him in the first place! 148 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,383 - [all scream] - [screeches] 149 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,345 [Gran] "Just married." 150 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,556 - [groans] - [Mow grunts] 151 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:39,394 Oops. Looks like the symbolic lovebird release happened early. 152 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,104 [crying] 153 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:44,691 And everyone hold their awkward pose... Say "fleas"! 154 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:52,908 I'm so sorry. I really do like you. 155 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,160 [Gran sobs] 156 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,628 [Gran continues sobbing] 157 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,463 I'm terrible. 158 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,466 Gran, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have put you in that position. 159 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,427 Look, if you still wanna be with Mow, I'm sure he'd take you back. 160 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:15,597 I tried to sacrifice him to a death bird. 161 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,599 Marriages have come back from worse? 162 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,815 Huh? Uh... 163 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:29,986 No, I'll say it. [inhales deeply] 164 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,406 ♪ Grug, you were right I can't commit ♪ 165 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:36,993 [groans] I shouldn't have had a wedding just to win a dumb bet 166 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,537 and rub your face in it. 167 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:44,501 [groans] Stupid guilt. Can't you let me have this win? 168 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,461 [sighs] 169 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:50,173 Well, who can blame you? You're always trying to torment me. 170 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,551 I am your whole enemies list. 171 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:59,182 You're right. I am always trying to torment you! 172 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,559 You know what that means? 173 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,270 That living with you is a nightmare I can never wake up from? 174 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:08,525 No! I can commit! I am committed to making you miserable! 175 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,319 And I have no intention of ever stopping. 176 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:14,239 Why, it's practically my life's work. Ha! 177 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:18,201 Well, I'm glad you feel better, thanks to hating me. 178 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,953 Oh, I don't hate you. 179 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:24,791 In fact, I'm starting to feel sorry I put all those spider-ants in your pelt. 180 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,919 [shrieks] 181 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,588 [giggles] 182 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,965 It's a little wedding present to myself. 183 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:36,970 [Thunk] Welcome to Gran and Mow's non-marriage ceremony. 184 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,931 The couple have chosen to say their own vows. 185 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,016 Gran? 186 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,310 [clears throat] 187 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,813 Mow, I promise to love you forever. 188 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:51,151 Unless you annoy me or your feet stink or your breath is bad or... 189 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:55,405 - But till then, love ya, ya big meathead! - Mow? 190 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,866 [sobs] 191 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,160 [sniffles] Uh-huh. 192 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,579 Oh, you are good enough for my mom. 193 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,207 Maybe too good. 194 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:10,378 May I present the happy, for now, couple. 195 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,839 You may now kiss the Gran. 196 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,383 -[all cheer, sing] ♪ Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran ♪ 197 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,844 ♪ Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran ♪ 198 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,637 ♪ Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran ♪ 199 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:23,641 ♪ Gran, Gran, Gran Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran ♪ 200 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:27,395 ♪ Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran Gran, Gran, Gran ♪ 201 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,782 - [Eep] Every mating season... - [screeching] 202 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:42,702 ...the animals all show off to declare dominance. 203 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:47,248 Us kids show off too, but for... Well, yeah, also for dominance. 204 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,751 It's called "The Beasty Pageant," 205 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:53,088 where we compete to see who can best pose, call, 206 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,840 and strut like an animal. 207 00:11:55,924 --> 00:12:00,261 The winner is named Junior Alpha of Ahhh! Valley. 208 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:05,225 And at the last pageant, I was pretty sure that was gonna be me. 209 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:08,645 [shouts, whimpers] 210 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:12,690 Oof, is that a ramu? More like ram-"ew." 211 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:13,900 [all cheering] 212 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,113 Our next Beasty is Eep Crood. 213 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:23,076 For your call, Eep, give us a nightingwhale's love song. 214 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,453 [sighs] 215 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:29,499 [coos softly] 216 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,835 [coughs] 217 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:35,797 No, a nightingwhale's love song. 218 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,633 [clears throat] 219 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,428 [strangled sounds] 220 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,514 [clears throat] 221 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:48,601 [high-pitched wailing] 222 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,230 Would you like to be dragged off in shame? 223 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,194 Why do you keep torturing yourself? 224 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,572 And why did you draw that slate in the first place? 225 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:04,159 I need to remember what happened last time so I don't mess up again. 226 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,494 Now, which call do you think is my strongest? 227 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,538 [barks like seal] 228 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,747 Or... 229 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,332 [ribbits] 230 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,625 Or... 231 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:16,254 [vibrates lips, shrieks] 232 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,422 Come again? 233 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:21,509 Couldn't hear you over the sound of that bear owl, mosquitoad and gir-elephant. 234 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:25,680 - Eep, they are all winners! - No, they all need work. 235 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:29,100 I have to make sure every aspect of my performance is perfect 236 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,769 so I don't repeat... "The Failure." 237 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:35,023 Or you could just have fun with it, you know? 238 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:38,234 Thunk, do you know how many of my heroes won the Beasty Pageant 239 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,444 when they were kids? 240 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:43,239 Amber, Wal, that guy who can balance all those rocks on his head. 241 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,200 That pageant changed my life! 242 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,368 And they sure didn't do it by having fun! 243 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:51,789 Darn straight, I didn't! Over here, you bozos! 244 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:56,419 - Gran, you won the Beasty Pageant? - I don't know. 245 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,379 Let's ask some liyotes! 246 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,632 [howls] 247 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:03,092 [all howling] 248 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,847 Oh, wow! Gran, can you train me? 249 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:12,310 Oh, I don't know. Let's ask some wart frogs. 250 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:15,605 [ribbits, snorts] 251 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,150 - [loud snorting] - [Eep gasps, laughs] 252 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,152 The key to this pageant 253 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:25,865 is be exactly the way I am every day. Perfect. 254 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:30,036 Round one, poses. Crabby tabby, go! 255 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,580 [meows] 256 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:36,042 [gasps] Ooh! Crab-tabulous! 257 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,919 That's crab-tabverage at best. 258 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,880 Tail should be straighter. Your claws rounder. 259 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:44,509 Your tongue scratchier! Your legs more numerous! 260 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,427 - [screeches] - [screams] 261 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,763 And you call that bleeding? 262 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:53,101 Round two, calls. Repeat after me. 263 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:57,647 [meows, hisses] 264 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,150 [repeats noises] 265 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,319 No. Do it again. 266 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,030 Aw! [repeats noises] 267 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,707 That's it! You're ready. 268 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:19,752 - You really think so? - Nope. But it's time for the pageant. 269 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:26,467 Welcome to Ahhh! Valley's 40th seasonal Beasty Pageant, 270 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,637 where we celebrate survival of the fiercest! 271 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:30,972 [all cheer] 272 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:35,810 Say hello to six-time champ and our judge, Amber! 273 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,437 [all cheering] 274 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,942 Hello. This season Amber want two thing: 275 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:48,448 good competition and world chaos! 276 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,241 [all cheer] 277 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:53,161 [purrs] 278 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:57,040 I'm feeling pretty good about my chances. Mastered a few new impressions. 279 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,168 One of them was of the fiercest predator of... Eep? 280 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,587 Yep. I'm back and I'm here to win. 281 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:08,009 Sweet! But I'm also here to win, so... what? 282 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,844 I did not plan for this. 283 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,138 Uh, any last advice? 284 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:16,851 Do everything perfectly and live in fear of even the slightest mistake. 285 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:20,021 [emcee] Round one, animal poses. 286 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,440 First up, the lizvult. 287 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:33,910 Is that perfect? Is it? Would my voice be in your head if it was? 288 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,080 Whoa! Awesome lizvult, Eep! 289 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,416 Can't say I'm surprised, since everything you do is awes... 290 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,709 You out! 291 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,337 At least now I don't have to root against myself. 292 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:49,342 - Go, Eep! - Next up, the Moooose. 293 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,849 You so out! 294 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,727 They are dropping like flying bugs, folks! 295 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,688 Amber see enough. 296 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:06,150 Kevin best. Eep, Mosh, Sulk, also pretty good. 297 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,277 Move on to round two. 298 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,907 Way to go, Eep! Pretty good! That's really close to "good," 299 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:16,828 - and not all that far from "great!" - No, Thunk, if I'm not the best... 300 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,205 - I might as well be worst. - You might as well be worst. 301 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,959 Well, at least you're good at knowing how terrible you are. 302 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:27,005 And now, the round that at least one of you has been waiting for, 303 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,464 animal calls. 304 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,009 Whoo! [laughs] 305 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,260 Liyote. 306 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,303 [panting] 307 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,639 [howls] 308 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,268 Lion-squirrel! 309 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:43,771 [roars] 310 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:46,399 [inhales, chitters] 311 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,483 Fishcat. 312 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,737 [coughs] 313 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,405 Moler bear. 314 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:58,995 Remember, snarl, snarl, hiss, roar, snarl! 315 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,164 Also, you're terrible. 316 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,540 [sighs] 317 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,085 [roars, snarls] 318 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,423 [all cheer] 319 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,343 Amber want give helpful criticism. 320 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:19,515 But that hard, so instead, Amber say whatever come into Amber head. 321 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:24,270 Mosh yip, stirring. Sulk roar, revelation. 322 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,982 Kevin bubble, make Amber hate everything! 323 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,276 - And Eep, growl so-so. - Huh? 324 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,945 - You and Kevin out! - What? 325 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,655 Mosh and Sulk go to finals. 326 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,865 [all cheer] 327 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,826 But I did mine exactly right! 328 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:42,246 Eep growl technically flawless, but have no heart. 329 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,207 Now, Eep be good loser. 330 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:48,252 Tell Mosh and Sulk, Eep glad they so much better than Eep. 331 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,754 [groans] 332 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,591 [muffled yips] 333 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:57,095 Okay, Mosh, we all know you did a good yip, no need to rub it in. 334 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,933 Mosh faked her yip! She's a yip-syncer! 335 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:05,853 You, out! Eep, in. 336 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,689 [gasps, whimpers] 337 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,985 Amber said I need more heart. I don't get it! 338 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,488 To be honest, you didn't look like you were having fun. 339 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,740 Animals always look like they're having fun. 340 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:24,247 Exactly! You need to look like you're having fun. 341 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,834 Smile. Bigger. Bigger! 342 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:32,004 Huh. Not too big, you don't wanna look like a freak. 343 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,465 There, now you're having fun! 344 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,969 - Just in time for the final round. - [emcee] The strut! 345 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:42,306 Where our two finalists show us their most fabulous predatory prance. 346 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,768 Now, please welcome our first strutter, Sulk! 347 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,985 Tweet! Tweet! Also, chirp! 348 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:57,321 Whoa, he's good! I have to be better! 349 00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,158 Maybe I can widen my eyes even more! 350 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,117 Uh... 351 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,996 Your mouth is smiling, but your eyes are... dying? 352 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:09,584 Is this better? Or how about this? Tell me, tell me! They gotta be flawless! 353 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,210 [groans] 354 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,795 [strains] 355 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,715 [emcee] Now, that's commitment, folks! 356 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:19,051 Boy, I would not want to follow that. [laughs] 357 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:22,096 Now, someone who has to, Eep! 358 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:24,932 [Gran groans] 359 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:28,352 She's gotta pose harder. Punch it! Punch it! 360 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,402 [grunts, shouts] 361 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,863 [emcee] Oh, you hate to see this! 362 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,616 Except, secretly, you love it. 363 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:45,828 She's failing again. You're failing! Again! 364 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,749 Eep, just have fun! 365 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,045 [Thunk] Just have fun! Fun! 366 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,839 [Gran] At least you're good at knowing how terrible you are! 367 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,966 - [Thunk] Fun! - [Gran] Also, you're terrible. 368 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,219 - Fun! Fun! - Terrible! Terrible! 369 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,428 [Thunk] Fun! 370 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,097 [trills] 371 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,891 [snarls] 372 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:31,332 [roars loudly] 373 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,923 [slow clap] 374 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,469 [all cheer] 375 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,806 Amber impressed. Eep show lots of heart. 376 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:53,187 So, Amber say winner of Beasty Pageant and new Junior Alpha of Ahhh! Valley... 377 00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:55,314 Eep Crood! 378 00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,858 [all cheering] 379 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:03,155 Amber keep eye on you. Maybe one day you do great thing, like him. 380 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,949 Just don't steal my bit, man! 381 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,827 I only had confidence in you, 382 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,621 except for the parts of me that doubted ya. 383 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:15,293 Ha! Once I stopped worrying about being perfect, it just clicked! 384 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,545 I should be imperfect more often. 385 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:20,214 - That's why I'm always imperfect! - [Lerk] Wait! 386 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,843 Can I at least show off my new impression of the fiercest predator of all? 387 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:27,263 Amber! Huh? Huh? 388 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,264 [snaps fingers] 389 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:32,393 [imitates Amber] I think Lerk is so good at doing Amber's impression. 390 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:36,856 Amber like Lerk. Amber think Lerk is smartest, most wonderful person.