1 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:57,057 Do you mind taking the glasses off? 2 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,027 Yeah. Whatever. 3 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,969 Tell me about your childhood, Charlie. 4 00:01:08,603 --> 00:01:11,706 Okay, well, once upon a time, 5 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,407 I was a child. 6 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:17,144 Then I grew up, and that, that's pretty much it covered. 7 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,485 -Oh, sorry, there's no smoking in here. 8 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:27,055 Really? 9 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,323 Since when? 10 00:01:29,691 --> 00:01:31,191 2007. 11 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:35,029 Brilliant. 12 00:01:37,699 --> 00:01:39,433 I can chew these, but I'm not allowed to smoke? 13 00:01:47,008 --> 00:01:49,476 I don't think you're supposed to eat the whole packet. 14 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:59,286 So what are we, what are we doing here, Doc? 15 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:00,788 We're just talking. 16 00:02:00,922 --> 00:02:01,889 Are we really, though? 17 00:02:02,023 --> 00:02:03,423 About what, what are we talking about? 18 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,727 Whatever you want to talk about. Just chitchat. 19 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,294 Chitchat, chitchat. 20 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,598 No offence, but I got plenty of people 21 00:02:10,732 --> 00:02:13,333 in my life I can chitchat with. 22 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:21,208 I would like you tell me why you think you're here. 23 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:28,549 I'm here because of a broad, a fraulein, a chick. 24 00:02:29,017 --> 00:02:31,586 A chiquita. A dame, if you will. 25 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,420 Maybe it was a fucking woman. 26 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:40,795 Why don't you tell me what happened? 27 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:45,099 Start from the beginning. 28 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,368 Okay, if you really, really wanna know. 29 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:54,474 So it all started with this fucking tattoo. 30 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,884 My girlfriend's not returning any of my calls. 31 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:07,155 She, she says I'm unstable. 32 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,289 I just don't know what to do with myself anymore. 33 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,457 I just find myself 34 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:14,529 at home crying and cuddling my cat. 35 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,999 And I cuddle it too hard sometimes. 36 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:19,867 Have you ever squeezed a cat too hard? 37 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:24,371 Stuff is, there's stuff popping inside him. 38 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:27,775 I was like, Sorry, Craig, but it feels like I'm not me. 39 00:03:27,909 --> 00:03:30,044 It feels like I've got like a hood on my head, so... 40 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:32,814 so do you know what I've done? 41 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,117 It's terrible. I put one of my socks on my cat's head. 42 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,285 So he knows how I feel. 43 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:02,610 Sorry I'm late. 44 00:04:16,124 --> 00:04:19,392 Um. Well, thank you, Mitch for sharing. 45 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:20,928 Some appreciation please, thank you. 46 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:23,064 For Mitch. 47 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:24,799 Thank you, thank you. 48 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:26,534 So, who's next? 49 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:40,347 So, gonna miss this. 50 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,350 What, what do you mean? 51 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,654 I'm moving on. New horizons, gonna see the world and shit. 52 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:47,989 Wait, where you going? 53 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:49,157 Winchester. 54 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,459 Winche-- What the fuck's in Winchester? 55 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,562 I met a girl. Yeah, she lives there. 56 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,830 You met a girl? 57 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,765 Yeah, I met a girl. How hard is that to believe? 58 00:04:57,899 --> 00:04:59,100 No, sorry, no. Um... 59 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:01,903 How long have you been dating her? 60 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:04,404 A few months, yeah. Yeah, we met online. 61 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:06,207 We've been sending stuff back and forth. 62 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,542 Mm, stuff? 63 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,877 Yeah, sent her a DVD. 64 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,713 DVD? 65 00:05:12,847 --> 00:05:14,414 I borrowed my brother's video camera, yeah. 66 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:16,284 Set out by the end of the bed. 67 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,720 Laid out some candles, you know, set the mood. 68 00:05:19,854 --> 00:05:22,256 And then press record, yeah. 69 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:23,925 Slip me old khaks off, 70 00:05:24,559 --> 00:05:27,261 did the good stuff all over meself, you know. 71 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:29,697 Took the tape out, took it down Dixon's little couriers. 72 00:05:29,831 --> 00:05:31,398 Went to the same place. 73 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:34,535 I gave it to the fella, paid 399, 74 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:36,504 it was ready in a couple of days. 75 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:40,875 Picked it up, stuck a stamp on it, sent it to Winchester. 76 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,211 She's probably rubbing herself off to it as we speak. 77 00:05:44,078 --> 00:05:45,179 So you haven't actually met her? 78 00:05:45,313 --> 00:05:47,014 No. No, not yet, no. 79 00:05:47,148 --> 00:05:48,583 How do you know she's not a catfish? 80 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:49,884 She's not a fish. 81 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,451 What if she's got a dick, Dave? 82 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:53,621 What, like a hermaphrodite? 83 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:54,956 No, like a man. 84 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,325 I don't know. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. 85 00:05:57,457 --> 00:06:00,127 Well, you're fucking me, Dave. You are fucking me here. 86 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:02,563 I'm sorry, Charlie. I'm sure you can find another dealer. 87 00:06:02,697 --> 00:06:03,496 Where? 88 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:04,765 I don't know, go to a rough area. 89 00:06:04,899 --> 00:06:07,301 Strike up a conversation, Jesus. 90 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:10,470 Rough area? And get stabbed in the neck? 91 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:13,241 It's better than getting stabbed in the back? 92 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:15,309 That's a dig at me, isn't it? 93 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:19,013 I just don't know what I'm gonna do. 94 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:22,250 You're the only reason I come to these fucking meetings. 95 00:06:22,884 --> 00:06:25,452 Without you, what have I got? 96 00:06:26,087 --> 00:06:26,854 Hm? 97 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,093 Fuck you, Dave. 98 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:36,931 Fuck you. 99 00:06:39,133 --> 00:06:42,603 Well all that, bit harsh. I'm a person. 100 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:06,827 Excuse me. 101 00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:07,995 Have you got a um... 102 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,143 Haven't seen you at any of these meetings before. 103 00:07:24,045 --> 00:07:25,212 It's my first time. 104 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,083 How'd you find it? 105 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:30,851 Google Maps. 106 00:07:33,354 --> 00:07:35,256 Oh no, sorry, I meant like, did you enjoy it? 107 00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:36,757 I know, I was joking. 108 00:07:39,093 --> 00:07:40,728 - Yeah, of course. 109 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:43,564 It was great. 110 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:46,600 Cool. 111 00:07:47,435 --> 00:07:49,537 I'm Charlie, by the way. 112 00:07:56,444 --> 00:07:57,144 Cool. 113 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,550 I have a, I have, I've got a car. 114 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,987 If you wanna, if you wanna ride or something. 115 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,124 Sure. 116 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:21,936 What's your thing? 117 00:08:24,739 --> 00:08:25,573 Heroin. 118 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,808 Glamorous. 119 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:29,443 Yeah. 120 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,145 What about you? What's your vice? 121 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,314 Sex. 122 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:35,950 Sex? 123 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,184 Yeah. 124 00:08:37,318 --> 00:08:38,285 Okay. 125 00:08:38,419 --> 00:08:40,087 I like to fuck. 126 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,189 I love it. 127 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,628 Doesn't seem like the worst addiction in the world. 128 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:54,068 What makes you wanna stick a needle in your arm? 129 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,770 It's pretty fucking gross. 130 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:58,039 No, I don't inject. No. 131 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,074 It doesn't matter, yeah. 132 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,609 There are plenty of more glamorous drugs out there. 133 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,044 I'll give you that. 134 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:04,378 But you chose heroin? 135 00:09:04,513 --> 00:09:07,048 No, you don't choose heroin. Heroin chooses you. 136 00:09:07,181 --> 00:09:08,682 Fuck off. 137 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:09,950 What? 138 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:12,053 Don't get all poetic about it. 139 00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:13,921 It doesn't choose who does it. 140 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:15,489 It's not a living, breathing thing. 141 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:18,626 You make your own decisions. 142 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,795 Don't use wanky poetry to try and cover it up. 143 00:09:23,164 --> 00:09:25,433 So who were you waiting for? 144 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,334 Where? 145 00:09:27,468 --> 00:09:29,103 Back at the community centre. 146 00:09:31,272 --> 00:09:32,006 My boyfriend. 147 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,176 Oh, you have a boyfriend? 148 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:36,110 - Yeah. 149 00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:37,978 - Cool. 150 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,781 Why, did you think I was gonna fuck you tonight? 151 00:09:40,915 --> 00:09:41,982 No, not at all. That's not what I... 152 00:09:42,116 --> 00:09:42,983 No, I was just trying to-- 153 00:09:43,117 --> 00:09:44,652 I'm fucking with you. 154 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:46,754 Yeah, okay. 155 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,891 Anyway, I'm gonna break up with him tomorrow, so whatever. 156 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,259 - Oh really, why's that? 157 00:09:52,393 --> 00:09:55,663 Because I don't love him anymore. 158 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,231 Don't see the point in staying with someone 159 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:01,402 if you don't love them, even if he does have a monster cock. 160 00:10:03,304 --> 00:10:04,105 Monster 161 00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:05,739 cock? 162 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,510 What's a monster cock? 163 00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:13,848 Wow, sounds brilliant. 164 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,382 - Such a shame I don't love him anymore. 165 00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:16,350 Yeah, tragic. 166 00:10:18,553 --> 00:10:19,521 So when did you quit? 167 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,089 Heroin. 168 00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:23,090 I haven't quit. 169 00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:25,793 Why are you going to the meetings? 170 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:31,065 I'll tell you something, but it's like a super secret. 171 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,234 You can't ever, ever repeat it. 172 00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:36,170 I haven't told anyone this. You ready? 173 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,805 My lips are sealed. 174 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:38,806 Okay. 175 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,842 I actually meet my dealer there. 176 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,178 What? 177 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,648 Yeah, but he's um, he told me today 178 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,117 that he's fucking off to Winchester 179 00:10:50,251 --> 00:10:51,719 with a girl that he's never met, 180 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,855 so that, that's Charlie out in the cold. 181 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,560 It's that the only reason you go? 182 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,862 It makes me feel normal to be around 183 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:03,598 a load of other fuck-ups. 184 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:04,832 No offence. 185 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,133 None taken. 186 00:11:08,469 --> 00:11:10,738 Is that what you want? To be normal? 187 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:13,741 Maybe. 188 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,211 I know I don't wanna die. 189 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,748 We all gotta die at some point. 190 00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:24,451 Yeah, but I want, I wanna be old. 191 00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:29,757 I wanna be like 100, old, like creaky bones. 192 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,362 You know what would suck? 193 00:11:35,496 --> 00:11:36,297 What's that? 194 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,535 Dying the night before your 100th birthday. 195 00:11:42,937 --> 00:11:43,904 Yeah, that would suck. 196 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,175 Almost feel like your whole life was just a waste of time. 197 00:11:48,309 --> 00:11:49,343 Yeah. 198 00:11:54,549 --> 00:11:55,517 Hm. 199 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,792 Well, thanks for the ride. 200 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:05,893 Anytime. 201 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,231 Are you gonna be at next week's meeting? 202 00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:14,101 Yeah, I think so. Are you? 203 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,937 Might be, if you're lucky. 204 00:12:19,507 --> 00:12:20,274 Cool. 205 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,479 -Well, good luck trying to find a new dealer. 206 00:12:26,648 --> 00:12:29,817 Mm, yeah. Yeah, I gotta do that. 207 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:30,685 Thanks. 208 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:35,990 Okay. 209 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:38,959 Well, thanks. 210 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,554 Did I mention I was a sex addict? 211 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,884 - Hi, hi, is that Dom, Dominic? 212 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,352 Hi there, Dom. 213 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,422 I'm Charlie. I'm calling from Hillcooks and Sons Insurance. 214 00:13:41,556 --> 00:13:43,023 Yeah, yeah, that's right. 215 00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:45,459 Sorry. 216 00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:48,062 Yeah, that's okay, don't, yeah. 217 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,076 Charlie? Quick word. 218 00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:03,210 - Yeah. 219 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:06,246 Money! Let's go, people! 220 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,615 Yep, thanks. 221 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,655 - Oh, watch out. 222 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,457 Oh, I mean-- 223 00:14:18,459 --> 00:14:21,128 She, she, she, she's gonna fucking kill me. 224 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,697 Okay, Charles. 225 00:14:22,831 --> 00:14:25,567 I mean, I can't even stand to look at her. 226 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,769 Just looking at her, and her voice. 227 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,437 Her voice is like, just every time she speaks, 228 00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:31,939 just wants to make me, you know, 229 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,108 fucking punch myself in the dick! 230 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:38,145 You know, and she's like some annoying, little Smurf twat. 231 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:41,949 Always with the mah mah mah, I'm so brave. Shut up! 232 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,484 I don't give a shit! 233 00:14:43,618 --> 00:14:44,786 I know. 234 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,087 - Really gets on my tits. Really gets on my tits! 235 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,288 Do you understand? 236 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:52,126 Well, maybe it's time to get a divorce, Mark. 237 00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:54,061 - I just, I just, I just can't be asked. 238 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,831 It's the paperwork, it's the dog. I fucking love that dog! 239 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:57,965 I know you do. 240 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,067 I love that dog! It's just a ball ache. 241 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,636 What's, what's the other option? 242 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,605 Are you gonna stay married to someone that you hate? 243 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,006 Well, yeah. 244 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,142 Yeah, probably. 245 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,811 I mean, is that, is that, is that stupid or? 246 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,979 Yeah, it's pretty fucking stupid. 247 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:12,980 - Yeah. 248 00:15:14,148 --> 00:15:15,817 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 249 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:19,754 Cowabunga. 250 00:15:21,856 --> 00:15:23,858 So, uh, so what's happening to you? 251 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,059 Are you, are you seeing any, seeing any, 252 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:29,764 got any steam, any flavours, you got any tang? 253 00:15:29,898 --> 00:15:31,298 Charlie tang in the bag. 254 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:32,299 I don't know what you mean. 255 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,836 -Any, any women? Pussy. 256 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:39,841 -Oh, funny enough, I did meet someone, yeah, at group. 257 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,408 Oh, yeah, heroin? 258 00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:45,613 - No. I don't think I should. 259 00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:46,848 Come on, tell me, tell me, tell me. 260 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,784 Yeah, it's sex, she's a sex addict, yeah. 261 00:15:49,918 --> 00:15:53,220 Sex, sex, sex? Fuck off! 262 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,321 What? 263 00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,024 I mean fucking hell. Fucking hell, no! 264 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,426 No no, no no no! No. 265 00:15:59,561 --> 00:16:00,895 You're seeing a sex addict? 266 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,362 I didn't say I'm seeing her. 267 00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:04,666 Like, we spent the night together. 268 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:06,033 Spent the night together. Spent the night together. 269 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,034 Spent the night together, I know, 270 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,670 you banged her, didn't you? 271 00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:11,371 You Casanova, you hero! Uh! 272 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,073 Yes! 273 00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:15,375 Fucking hell. What was it like? 274 00:16:16,544 --> 00:16:17,879 -Yeah, it was um... 275 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,714 It was good, yeah? It was great, tell me. 276 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,048 Tell me, yeah? 277 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:21,850 It was good, yeah. 278 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:22,851 Yeah? Good, good. 279 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,218 It was sex. 280 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,420 Good, good, good, great, great, great. 281 00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:27,655 Tell me, tell me some more about it. 282 00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:31,391 What happened? What was she, what was it? 283 00:16:31,526 --> 00:16:32,426 Talk to me about it. 284 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:34,194 No. 285 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:34,963 - No, you know. 286 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,063 No. 287 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,197 Please, motherfucker. I need this. 288 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,432 I need this, I need this. 289 00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:39,801 I sleep next to the same, you know, 290 00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:42,169 miserable old vagina every night. 291 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,171 I fucking need this for the midnight wang bang. 292 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,138 Please tell me. 293 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,406 I don't want you thinking about me 294 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,576 while you're masturbating, Mark, so I'm good. 295 00:16:49,744 --> 00:16:50,512 It's too late. 296 00:16:50,645 --> 00:16:51,378 What do you mean too late? 297 00:16:51,513 --> 00:16:52,479 Too late, you need to leave. 298 00:16:52,614 --> 00:16:53,347 -What the f-- what are you doing? 299 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,682 You need to go right now. 300 00:16:54,816 --> 00:16:55,449 Oh. 301 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:56,383 Get out of here! 302 00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:58,620 Where are you-- 303 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,788 -Keep up the good work. -Okay. 304 00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:03,791 You're all so much stronger than you think you are. 305 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,862 I mean, look at you, you've all been through such hardship 306 00:17:07,996 --> 00:17:10,732 and you're all still here, triumphant. 307 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:12,667 It's great. 308 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:22,744 Look, remember, most pain in life is temporary. It passes. 309 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,781 We've got to give ourselves a chance, 310 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:31,451 some time to mend and heal. 311 00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:32,554 It's important. 312 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,154 Because, 313 00:17:35,857 --> 00:17:38,860 we don't want to put pressure on ourselves. 314 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:43,565 We don't wanna feel pressure to be okay again straight away. 315 00:17:43,698 --> 00:17:44,431 Pain... 316 00:17:46,034 --> 00:17:47,001 is why we're here. 317 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,406 Pain is the root 318 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:55,743 of all our various addictions. 319 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,146 Now I know you're all here for different things, 320 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,214 but I want you to take a minute, 321 00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:05,152 look inside yourself, and ask yourself, 322 00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:08,221 What do I want from today's session? 323 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,479 Yeah. 324 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,779 What happened to your eye? 325 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,114 I tripped. 326 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,283 Who did this to you? 327 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,285 Does it matter? 328 00:19:48,623 --> 00:19:49,691 It was your boyfriend. 329 00:19:49,824 --> 00:19:51,258 It was my fault. 330 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,394 - Why, what did you do? 331 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,832 I hit him. He hit me back. 332 00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,569 I don't know why you think that's okay. 333 00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:03,236 Did I say that, Charlie? 334 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,239 Shit happens. Why you here anyway? 335 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,508 Well, you weren't at group. 336 00:20:07,642 --> 00:20:10,444 I'm sorry. I couldn't find anything to wear. 337 00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:12,914 Is that really why you're here? 338 00:20:14,615 --> 00:20:18,152 Yeah, I was just, I was just making sure you're okay. 339 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,320 No you didn't. You wanted to fuck me again. 340 00:20:22,724 --> 00:20:23,725 That's not true. 341 00:20:23,858 --> 00:20:25,593 Bullshit, you thought you were gonna 342 00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:27,327 get your dick sucked tonight. 343 00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:28,830 Not everything is about sex. 344 00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:30,497 Everything that matters is. 345 00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:31,866 You really believe that? 346 00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:36,204 I believe that you came here to fuck me. 347 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,705 That's what I believe. 348 00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:39,107 Well, I didn't, so. 349 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,376 So what is it then? 350 00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:45,880 Why are you here? 351 00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:47,447 I don't know. I... 352 00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:52,352 I don't have this like fancy poetic answer for you. 353 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:56,289 I just, all week I've been thinking about what was gonna be 354 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,993 the first thing I'd say when I saw you again. 355 00:21:01,195 --> 00:21:02,563 What did you come up with? 356 00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:05,233 Hi. 357 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,400 I come up with "hi". 358 00:21:09,871 --> 00:21:11,806 Not the most original thing in the world. 359 00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:17,612 But I would have said "hi" back. 360 00:21:20,081 --> 00:21:20,882 Really? 361 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:26,220 Hi. 362 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,487 Hi. 363 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:30,490 Do you wanna come inside? 364 00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:38,398 You can sit down. 365 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,102 Yeah, I know. I'm good. 366 00:21:46,274 --> 00:21:47,642 How was the meeting? 367 00:21:47,775 --> 00:21:49,243 Boring. 368 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,112 Full of boring people telling a boring story 369 00:21:51,245 --> 00:21:53,047 about their boring lives. 370 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,849 Did it make you feel normal? 371 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:58,753 No, not tonight. Tonight, it made me feel sad. 372 00:21:58,886 --> 00:21:59,687 - Why? 373 00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:00,922 Because you weren't there. 374 00:22:01,756 --> 00:22:03,257 Well, you're here now. 375 00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:06,194 - Yeah. 376 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,962 So what are you complaining about? 377 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,633 I like you. 378 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,402 You don't know me. 379 00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:16,537 Yeah, but what I know I like. 380 00:22:16,671 --> 00:22:17,738 You like fucking me. 381 00:22:17,872 --> 00:22:21,576 Yeah, yeah, I do, I did. It was lovely. 382 00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:24,411 But I think it might be more than that. 383 00:22:25,746 --> 00:22:28,716 I've been thinking about you nonstop all week. 384 00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:30,417 Really? 385 00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:31,719 - Yeah. 386 00:22:31,853 --> 00:22:32,987 What have you been thinking about? 387 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:36,791 I've been thinking what it would be like to 388 00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:39,426 wake up next to you every morning. 389 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,761 That's pathetic. 390 00:22:40,895 --> 00:22:41,696 That's rude. 391 00:22:47,602 --> 00:22:48,468 Let me take you out. 392 00:22:48,603 --> 00:22:49,503 Out where? 393 00:22:49,637 --> 00:22:50,437 Outside. 394 00:22:51,539 --> 00:22:52,573 - What do you mean outside? 395 00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:54,542 Out there, in the real world. Me and you. 396 00:22:55,843 --> 00:22:57,444 I like it better in my world. 397 00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:00,848 And why is that? 398 00:23:00,982 --> 00:23:03,017 Because in my world, 399 00:23:04,619 --> 00:23:05,987 I am God. 400 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:08,356 You're God? 401 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,323 -Mm. 402 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,559 That's cool. Very cool. 403 00:23:13,961 --> 00:23:15,329 You don't strike me as a particularly 404 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:17,531 religious girl, though. 405 00:23:17,665 --> 00:23:20,768 Just because I believe in God doesn't make me religious. 406 00:23:20,902 --> 00:23:22,370 Mm, true. 407 00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:26,207 A friend of mine used to say that 408 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:29,610 the feeling of heroin was like God's petting you. 409 00:23:31,312 --> 00:23:32,747 He wasn't religious either. 410 00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:37,285 Almost makes me wanna try it. 411 00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:39,353 I wouldn't. 412 00:23:40,821 --> 00:23:42,023 So what do you say? 413 00:23:42,156 --> 00:23:42,890 - To what? 414 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:44,659 Let me take you out. 415 00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:46,260 - I don't know, Charlie. 416 00:23:46,394 --> 00:23:49,030 I don't really feel that pretty tonight. 417 00:23:49,163 --> 00:23:51,232 Okay, well, what about the weekend? 418 00:23:51,365 --> 00:23:52,400 - Busy. 419 00:23:52,867 --> 00:23:54,035 Doing what? 420 00:23:54,168 --> 00:23:56,070 Fucking my boyfriend probably. 421 00:23:56,203 --> 00:23:58,572 Yeah. 422 00:24:01,509 --> 00:24:03,411 Wait what? Are you-- 423 00:24:03,911 --> 00:24:04,745 What? 424 00:24:05,846 --> 00:24:06,514 You're still with him? 425 00:24:06,647 --> 00:24:07,315 -Yeah. 426 00:24:07,515 --> 00:24:08,215 -Why? 427 00:24:09,951 --> 00:24:12,119 I just haven't got around to breaking up with him yet. 428 00:24:12,253 --> 00:24:14,255 I figured, whilst I'm still with him, 429 00:24:14,388 --> 00:24:15,856 I might as well keep fucking him. 430 00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:17,625 What about me? What about us? 431 00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:19,026 -What about us? 432 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,128 I, I don't mean anything to you? 433 00:24:21,262 --> 00:24:25,066 Charlie, we met once. We fucked. 434 00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:26,267 A week later, you turn up high 435 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,835 on my doorstep asking me out. 436 00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:28,536 What do you want me to say? 437 00:24:28,669 --> 00:24:30,538 I'm not high. 438 00:24:30,604 --> 00:24:31,739 -Right. -Thanks. 439 00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:33,607 You asked me what I was doing this weekend, 440 00:24:33,741 --> 00:24:34,642 and I told you. 441 00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:35,876 We're not a couple, Charlie. 442 00:24:39,547 --> 00:24:41,349 You don't love him. You don't love him. 443 00:24:41,549 --> 00:24:42,550 What, and I love you? 444 00:24:42,616 --> 00:24:43,918 -That's not what I said. 445 00:24:44,051 --> 00:24:44,785 Mm. 446 00:24:44,919 --> 00:24:46,053 I didn't say that. 447 00:24:46,187 --> 00:24:47,288 So what are you saying, Charlie? 448 00:24:47,421 --> 00:24:49,290 I'm saying why don't you, 449 00:24:49,423 --> 00:24:50,124 fucking, 450 00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:53,260 why don't you fucking fuck me instead then? 451 00:24:53,394 --> 00:24:54,095 Instead of him? 452 00:24:54,228 --> 00:24:55,096 -Yeah. 453 00:24:55,229 --> 00:24:56,364 Right, what would that make you? 454 00:24:56,564 --> 00:24:59,066 Um, it would make me the guy that you're fucking 455 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,168 that doesn't punch you in the face, for one. 456 00:25:01,302 --> 00:25:02,937 Charlie, it's not that simple. 457 00:25:03,070 --> 00:25:04,205 Why not? 458 00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:05,172 Because he's not the kind of guy 459 00:25:05,306 --> 00:25:06,874 you can just walk away from. 460 00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:09,577 No shit. 461 00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:15,049 He said he'd kill me. 462 00:25:17,418 --> 00:25:19,020 If I ever left him, he said he would, 463 00:25:20,821 --> 00:25:21,856 he would slit my throat 464 00:25:23,257 --> 00:25:24,759 and no one would ever find the body. 465 00:25:28,462 --> 00:25:29,463 I believe him. 466 00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:35,870 Well... 467 00:25:37,805 --> 00:25:39,273 we need to go to the police. 468 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:40,641 Obviously. 469 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:42,943 Since when did you and I become a we? 470 00:25:43,077 --> 00:25:44,812 I'm serious. I wanna help you. 471 00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:45,746 You can't help me, Charlie. 472 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,048 -I can. -No one can. 473 00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:48,816 No, this is my life, I've accepted that. 474 00:25:48,949 --> 00:25:50,151 You need to do the same. 475 00:25:50,284 --> 00:25:53,621 Fuck just accepting it. Fuck that, no way. 476 00:25:54,155 --> 00:25:56,857 We could just, we could literally just disappear forever. 477 00:25:58,793 --> 00:26:01,162 You watch too many movies, Charlie. 478 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,799 Yeah, we can just do that. 479 00:26:04,932 --> 00:26:05,866 With what money? 480 00:26:06,867 --> 00:26:08,936 I haven't got a penny to my name, and I'm guessing 481 00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:11,105 all your life savings are stored in your fucking arm. 482 00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:13,474 I smoke it. I don't inject it. 483 00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:17,378 Reality is, we're gonna wake up tomorrow morning 484 00:26:17,512 --> 00:26:20,881 and carry on living these same fucking lives. 485 00:26:24,852 --> 00:26:25,920 How much you think we'd need? 486 00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:29,558 What? 487 00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:31,092 -How much money to start a new life? 488 00:26:31,225 --> 00:26:32,760 - Did you not just listen to a word I said? 489 00:26:32,893 --> 00:26:35,796 Yeah, but you just, humour me. Humour me here. 490 00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:37,198 How much you think we'd need? 491 00:26:37,331 --> 00:26:39,033 Oh, God, I don't know. 492 00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:41,469 50 grand? 493 00:26:41,669 --> 00:26:43,737 50 grand, what's 50 grand? 494 00:26:44,371 --> 00:26:45,239 Who do you know that's got 50 grand? 495 00:26:45,372 --> 00:26:47,675 Ugh! Um... 496 00:26:48,809 --> 00:26:49,578 The bank. 497 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:51,011 The bank. Plan A, rob a bank. 498 00:26:51,145 --> 00:26:52,279 Wow, that's Plan A? 499 00:26:52,413 --> 00:26:53,881 Yeah, it's not a great plan, but it's a plan. 500 00:26:54,014 --> 00:26:55,683 I'm thinking on my feet here. 501 00:26:55,783 --> 00:26:57,685 Do you know anyone else that's got 50 grand? 502 00:26:57,785 --> 00:26:58,986 Rich people. 503 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,890 Rich people, good one. Plan B, rob a rich person. 504 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:03,691 Any rich person? 505 00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:05,092 Yeah, no. 506 00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:07,294 No. 507 00:27:07,962 --> 00:27:11,098 We rob a rich person who isn't gonna call the police. 508 00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:13,367 You know, because they got dirty money. 509 00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:14,301 Dirty. 510 00:27:15,703 --> 00:27:16,470 Ooh. 511 00:27:16,605 --> 00:27:18,405 Dirty money, filthy as fuck. 512 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:19,541 Okay. 513 00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:21,408 You can't report something stolen 514 00:27:21,543 --> 00:27:23,512 that's already been stolen, right? 515 00:27:23,711 --> 00:27:25,713 Wait, surely you know a bunch of drug dealers. 516 00:27:25,846 --> 00:27:28,749 I know one drug dealer. He wears a Casio watch. 517 00:27:28,883 --> 00:27:30,585 And anyway, he's fucked off to Winchester. 518 00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:32,253 What about a porn star? 519 00:27:32,386 --> 00:27:33,555 What about a porn star? 520 00:27:33,721 --> 00:27:36,423 A porn star who moonlights in fucking lonely women, 521 00:27:36,558 --> 00:27:38,726 and those women pay him in cash, 522 00:27:38,859 --> 00:27:40,928 and that cash he puts in a safe in his wardrobe. 523 00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:41,729 Would something like that work? 524 00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:42,930 I don't know. 525 00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:44,465 Is there a lot of money in fucking lonely women? 526 00:27:44,599 --> 00:27:46,200 He gets around five grand a fuck. 527 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,935 Five grand a... 528 00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:50,237 Fucking, five grand? 529 00:27:50,371 --> 00:27:52,873 That's, who is this guy? 530 00:27:53,007 --> 00:27:55,809 His name's Jimmy. He's my boyfriend. 531 00:27:58,647 --> 00:28:00,281 Monster Cock is a porn star. 532 00:28:00,881 --> 00:28:01,782 Yep. 533 00:28:02,283 --> 00:28:05,152 Mm, course he is. Course he is. 534 00:28:05,753 --> 00:28:06,887 He's pretty successful as well. 535 00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:09,156 Is he? Yeah, successful porn star, is he, yeah? 536 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:10,424 Oh he's great. 537 00:28:10,559 --> 00:28:12,126 Wait just one second. Let me get this right. 538 00:28:12,259 --> 00:28:14,495 You wanna rob your boyfriend? 539 00:28:15,896 --> 00:28:16,665 Yeah. 540 00:28:21,902 --> 00:28:24,104 Go on. Tell me what you'd do. 541 00:28:30,945 --> 00:28:32,413 The first thing you need to know about Jimmy 542 00:28:32,547 --> 00:28:35,983 is that he is in love with every inch of his body. 543 00:28:36,116 --> 00:28:38,986 And believe me, there are a lot of inches. 544 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:41,322 Oh thank you. You haven't mentioned that. 545 00:28:41,455 --> 00:28:42,691 He's been making adult movies 546 00:28:42,823 --> 00:28:44,792 since he was 18. 547 00:28:44,925 --> 00:28:47,895 By the time he was 21, he'd fucked over 1,000 women. 548 00:28:48,028 --> 00:28:49,163 You know how I know this? 549 00:28:49,296 --> 00:28:52,032 Because it's a fact that he is very proud of. 550 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:54,802 But porn is not where he makes his money. 551 00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:56,203 The housewives are. 552 00:28:58,105 --> 00:29:00,808 He keeps all of that money in a locker by his bed. 553 00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:02,677 After all, he can't bank it. 554 00:29:02,810 --> 00:29:04,646 It's not exactly legal what he's doing. 555 00:29:04,812 --> 00:29:06,313 It's dirty money. 556 00:29:06,447 --> 00:29:07,582 Just like you wanted. 557 00:29:07,982 --> 00:29:08,916 So what happens next? 558 00:29:09,049 --> 00:29:10,552 We go back to reality. 559 00:29:10,685 --> 00:29:12,052 Fuck off! We don't have to go back to reality. 560 00:29:12,186 --> 00:29:14,154 Fuck reality. We can do this. 561 00:29:14,288 --> 00:29:16,524 This is a solid plan. We can do this. 562 00:29:16,658 --> 00:29:17,358 He'll kill us. 563 00:29:17,491 --> 00:29:18,727 Only if he catches us. 564 00:29:20,595 --> 00:29:22,830 Do you know the combination? 565 00:29:22,896 --> 00:29:24,098 What? 566 00:29:24,231 --> 00:29:25,132 To the safe. Do you know the combination to the safe? 567 00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:26,066 Yes. Fuck, yes. 568 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,167 -What is it? 569 00:29:27,301 --> 00:29:29,470 Two four four, three four two five. 570 00:29:30,639 --> 00:29:31,706 It spells "big dick". 571 00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:33,474 Oh fuck, we get it, mate. Jesus Christ. 572 00:29:33,608 --> 00:29:35,677 Look, Charlie, you have no idea what he's capable of. 573 00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:39,480 Well, you've got no idea what I'm capable of. So... 574 00:29:39,614 --> 00:29:41,348 You're a junkie, Charlie. 575 00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:43,350 You're unstable, confused, fucked up. 576 00:29:43,484 --> 00:29:44,385 You probably won't even remember 577 00:29:44,519 --> 00:29:46,253 this conversation in the morning. 578 00:29:47,421 --> 00:29:48,956 What conversation? 579 00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:51,191 I'm joking. Don't roll your eyes at me. 580 00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:52,527 I'm joking. 581 00:29:53,327 --> 00:29:55,396 But I've been a junkie for five years, 582 00:29:55,530 --> 00:29:57,565 and I still remember to tie my shoes 583 00:29:57,699 --> 00:30:00,467 and brush my teeth and wipe my ass, all right? 584 00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:03,837 I've never been more serious about anything in my life 585 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:05,774 than I am right now about this. 586 00:30:06,741 --> 00:30:09,843 I wanna rob your abusive porn star boyfriend 587 00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:13,347 and then sail off into the fucking sunset with you. 588 00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:15,650 You sail? 589 00:30:16,618 --> 00:30:17,686 We'll get a plane! 590 00:30:17,818 --> 00:30:18,886 Wait a second. 591 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:20,954 Wait a second. 592 00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:25,694 I'm not sure how I feel about this story. 593 00:30:25,826 --> 00:30:26,561 How you f-- 594 00:30:27,895 --> 00:30:30,264 Am I not supposed to be the one that's feeling things, Doc? 595 00:30:30,397 --> 00:30:33,233 I mean, I'm not sure I like 596 00:30:34,134 --> 00:30:35,235 where it's going. 597 00:30:35,369 --> 00:30:37,137 Well that's what makes it an interesting story. 598 00:30:37,271 --> 00:30:38,439 Who wants to listen to a story 599 00:30:38,573 --> 00:30:39,574 where you know how it's gonna end? 600 00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:41,442 I didn't say it wasn't interesting. 601 00:30:41,576 --> 00:30:44,311 Okay, but how about we pretend for a minute 602 00:30:44,445 --> 00:30:45,680 you're not my therapist? 603 00:30:45,814 --> 00:30:47,749 Just imagine that we're just two friends, 604 00:30:47,881 --> 00:30:48,817 we're sitting in a bar. 605 00:30:48,949 --> 00:30:49,818 I don't think so. 606 00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:51,485 It's a little bit of role play. 607 00:30:51,919 --> 00:30:53,555 I'm sure you and Mr. Therapist do it all the time. 608 00:30:53,688 --> 00:30:55,757 That's none of your business, Charlie. 609 00:30:58,392 --> 00:30:59,893 It's weird. 610 00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:01,395 Weird how uncomfortable you get 611 00:31:01,529 --> 00:31:03,330 when I mention anything about your life. 612 00:31:04,766 --> 00:31:06,835 We're not here to talk about me, Charlie. 613 00:31:08,469 --> 00:31:09,236 Mm. 614 00:31:12,373 --> 00:31:15,610 And how does that make you feel, Doc? 615 00:31:19,681 --> 00:31:21,215 So do you wanna know what happened? 616 00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:25,319 Okay, so, a few days later, there's a knock on my door. 617 00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:26,320 Guess who it is? 618 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:32,126 Hi, what? 619 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,862 Hi. 620 00:31:34,261 --> 00:31:36,964 What are you doing here? How do you know where I live? 621 00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:38,800 You told me to meet you here at 11. 622 00:31:38,966 --> 00:31:40,234 You texted me your address. 623 00:31:41,669 --> 00:31:42,604 You don't remember? 624 00:31:44,539 --> 00:31:46,440 So much for never forgetting anything. 625 00:31:47,709 --> 00:31:49,009 Did I mention why I wanted to see you? 626 00:31:49,143 --> 00:31:50,043 No. 627 00:31:50,177 --> 00:31:51,546 -Aw. 628 00:31:53,046 --> 00:31:54,114 -Charlie? 629 00:31:54,783 --> 00:31:55,983 Fuck, man, I-- 630 00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:58,586 Charlie, Charlie? 631 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:01,455 Charlie, why the fuck are you wearing a balaclava? 632 00:32:04,024 --> 00:32:08,128 Fuck, oh well, that's embarrassing. Sorry, yeah. 633 00:32:09,697 --> 00:32:12,399 Oh fuck, yeah, I think this might be why 634 00:32:12,534 --> 00:32:14,001 I wanted you to come over. 635 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:15,269 To show me your balaclava? 636 00:32:15,402 --> 00:32:17,404 Yeah, yeah, I thought we could maybe 637 00:32:17,539 --> 00:32:18,506 wear them when we rob Jimmy. 638 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,107 You really made me get on a bus 639 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,776 all the way over here to tell me that? 640 00:32:24,077 --> 00:32:26,681 Um, yeah. 641 00:32:27,448 --> 00:32:28,215 You're a fucking idiot, Charlie. 642 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:29,651 Wait wait, don't go. Don't go. 643 00:32:29,784 --> 00:32:31,318 You're here now. You might as well stay. 644 00:32:31,452 --> 00:32:32,720 Well might as well I do that? 645 00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:34,722 Um. 646 00:32:34,856 --> 00:32:36,724 You say um a fucking lot, don't you? 647 00:32:36,858 --> 00:32:38,760 Only when I can't think of anything else to say. 648 00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:40,862 Uh. 649 00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:44,298 But look, I've got, I've got coffee, 650 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:47,401 and fruit loaf. 651 00:32:48,603 --> 00:32:51,472 It's like fruit, and it's like bread. 652 00:32:51,606 --> 00:32:52,807 It's like a fruity bread. 653 00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,910 But look, I'm sorry, I just, 654 00:32:56,043 --> 00:32:58,345 I really think I just wanted to see you. 655 00:33:03,484 --> 00:33:04,519 Have you got a bed? 656 00:33:05,687 --> 00:33:06,921 Um. 657 00:33:13,962 --> 00:33:15,262 I'm coming. 658 00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:25,673 Shit. 659 00:33:29,309 --> 00:33:30,177 Oh, shit. 660 00:33:31,913 --> 00:33:32,714 Whew. 661 00:33:35,215 --> 00:33:38,185 No one has ever made me come from going down on me before. 662 00:33:39,453 --> 00:33:40,320 Really? 663 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:52,967 -Can I ask you something? 664 00:33:54,268 --> 00:33:55,135 Yeah. 665 00:33:55,770 --> 00:33:57,137 -Why, uh, 666 00:33:59,306 --> 00:34:00,107 sex? 667 00:34:01,809 --> 00:34:05,279 How did you get addicted to it? 668 00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:08,482 That's not a fun story to tell. 669 00:34:11,118 --> 00:34:12,854 Yeah, you don't need to tell me obviously. 670 00:34:12,987 --> 00:34:15,422 I was just curious. 671 00:34:15,557 --> 00:34:16,323 -It's fine. 672 00:34:17,525 --> 00:34:18,560 You asked. 673 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,130 Might as well tell you so you don't imagine the worst. 674 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:29,236 When I was 13, my parents split. 675 00:34:30,337 --> 00:34:31,539 I stopped talking. 676 00:34:34,943 --> 00:34:37,579 At first, they thought it was a protest, but... 677 00:34:38,312 --> 00:34:40,147 after a few weeks, they realised they should 678 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,416 probably send me to a professional. 679 00:34:44,886 --> 00:34:46,353 Dr. Clark. 680 00:34:49,323 --> 00:34:51,726 And that didn't really work either at first, because 681 00:34:52,927 --> 00:34:55,329 I was a master at staying in silence, so... 682 00:34:56,163 --> 00:34:59,166 why would I open my mouth to a complete stranger? 683 00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:03,170 Thing is, Dr. Clark didn't really mind 684 00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:04,939 that I sat in silence. 685 00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:09,611 If anything, it was better for the physical therapy. 686 00:35:13,982 --> 00:35:17,018 I would sit there from 5:30 in the afternoon 687 00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:20,354 with the door locked, whilst I was told 688 00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:22,090 to remove my underwear. 689 00:35:25,225 --> 00:35:30,197 I would sit there, whilst Dr. Clark asked me questions like, 690 00:35:32,033 --> 00:35:35,069 "Does that make your tummy feel funny when I touch you there?" 691 00:35:38,506 --> 00:35:40,775 I would sit there with a tongue in my ear, 692 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:43,845 in my mouth, 693 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:52,285 all over my body, whilst Dr. Clark made me feel special. 694 00:35:56,557 --> 00:35:57,792 I knew it was wrong, but 695 00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:02,830 I didn't tell anyone. 696 00:36:05,465 --> 00:36:08,002 The thing is, what's so fucked up is that, 697 00:36:11,238 --> 00:36:12,272 I liked it. 698 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:17,078 I know that's not what I'm meant to say, but I did. 699 00:36:21,248 --> 00:36:22,984 My mum started seeing a difference in me. 700 00:36:25,419 --> 00:36:26,821 I was talking again. 701 00:36:29,289 --> 00:36:33,594 So she figured that therapy must be doing something right. 702 00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:37,297 And I stopped going. 703 00:36:40,134 --> 00:36:42,436 But I missed the way it made me feel. 704 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,076 I never went back. 705 00:36:50,277 --> 00:36:52,780 But I know what I'd do if I did. 706 00:36:55,415 --> 00:36:58,586 I'd kill Dr. Clark for making me who I am today. 707 00:37:07,862 --> 00:37:09,396 I need a shower. 708 00:37:22,877 --> 00:37:24,779 So, what's his place like? 709 00:37:24,912 --> 00:37:26,047 Immaculate, that would be 710 00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:27,347 the best way of describing it. 711 00:37:27,481 --> 00:37:29,150 Not a single thing out of place. 712 00:37:29,316 --> 00:37:31,384 He takes pride in everything he owns. 713 00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:32,754 So how do we get in? 714 00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:33,688 We walk through the front door. 715 00:37:33,821 --> 00:37:34,655 How else would we get in? 716 00:37:34,789 --> 00:37:36,323 Won't it be locked? 717 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:38,159 Yes, but I'll unlock it when I let you in. 718 00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:39,426 You're gonna let me in? 719 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,327 You really need to let me 720 00:37:40,393 --> 00:37:41,062 finish here, Charlie. 721 00:37:41,195 --> 00:37:42,362 Sorry. 722 00:37:42,663 --> 00:37:43,831 After I let you in, we both put on 723 00:37:43,965 --> 00:37:45,166 the balaclavas and head to the bedroom. 724 00:37:45,332 --> 00:37:46,366 Wait, why are we gonna rob him 725 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:47,769 when he's in there? 726 00:37:47,902 --> 00:37:48,803 Because there's only one key, 727 00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:50,805 which funnily enough, he has. 728 00:37:50,938 --> 00:37:52,840 And he doesn't allow anyone in his house 729 00:37:52,974 --> 00:37:53,875 when he's not there. 730 00:37:54,008 --> 00:37:55,109 Okay, that makes sense. 731 00:37:55,243 --> 00:37:56,911 So, what happens in the bedroom? 732 00:37:57,044 --> 00:37:58,780 I will carefully go over 733 00:37:58,913 --> 00:38:01,215 to the locker and open the safe. 734 00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:03,184 But what am I gonna be doing then? 735 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:05,019 Making sure he doesn't wake up. 736 00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:06,921 And what if he does wake up? 737 00:38:10,224 --> 00:38:11,259 Then we shoot him. 738 00:38:12,693 --> 00:38:13,661 Shoot him? 739 00:38:13,795 --> 00:38:14,962 -Yeah. 740 00:38:15,096 --> 00:38:16,864 In the leg or something, stop him running after us. 741 00:38:16,998 --> 00:38:17,632 With what? 742 00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:18,966 With a gun, you idiot. 743 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:22,469 A gun? Have you got a gun, have you? 744 00:38:22,603 --> 00:38:23,538 No. 745 00:38:23,671 --> 00:38:25,405 No, because I haven't got a gun. 746 00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:26,207 Then we'll get a gun. 747 00:38:26,373 --> 00:38:27,474 -Where will we get a gun? 748 00:38:27,608 --> 00:38:28,876 I know a guy. 749 00:38:30,878 --> 00:38:31,712 Have you ever even fired a gun? 750 00:38:31,846 --> 00:38:34,015 No. But how hard can it be? 751 00:38:34,148 --> 00:38:36,851 Just point and pull the trigger, right? 752 00:38:36,984 --> 00:38:37,919 Yeah, just like that. 753 00:38:38,052 --> 00:38:39,620 -Yes, just like that, Charlie. 754 00:38:39,754 --> 00:38:41,289 Can you stop being such a fucking pussy? 755 00:38:41,454 --> 00:38:43,791 Okay, okay, who is this guy then? 756 00:38:43,925 --> 00:38:46,227 Some American, all right? 757 00:38:47,295 --> 00:38:48,428 Word on the street is there was a drug deal. 758 00:38:48,563 --> 00:38:49,831 Word on the street. 759 00:38:49,964 --> 00:38:50,798 -Can you let me finish my story? 760 00:38:50,932 --> 00:38:52,166 Finish it. 761 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:55,468 -There was a drug deal that went wrong in New York. 762 00:38:55,603 --> 00:38:57,738 Two local lads killed his brother. 763 00:38:57,872 --> 00:39:00,174 Left him dead, shot in the head. 764 00:39:00,308 --> 00:39:03,544 So, he's now over here looking for them. 765 00:39:03,678 --> 00:39:04,779 Apparently, he drives around with a fucking 766 00:39:04,912 --> 00:39:06,180 arsenal in his boot. 767 00:39:06,914 --> 00:39:10,184 Figure we could just get one of those guns. 768 00:39:10,318 --> 00:39:13,420 Sorry, that's your plan? 769 00:39:13,486 --> 00:39:15,890 Yes it is, Charlie. 770 00:39:16,991 --> 00:39:18,059 You have a better one? 771 00:39:18,526 --> 00:39:20,427 No. No. 772 00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:24,065 All right, where would we find this American then? 773 00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:25,432 Sat right over there. 774 00:39:36,043 --> 00:39:38,613 Okay, let's say that is him. 775 00:39:38,746 --> 00:39:40,948 What are you gonna do, just waltz over there, 776 00:39:41,082 --> 00:39:42,850 be like, "excuse me, Mr. Cowboy, sir, 777 00:39:42,984 --> 00:39:43,985 can I buy a gun from you?" 778 00:39:44,118 --> 00:39:45,119 No way. 779 00:39:45,586 --> 00:39:46,053 Yes. 780 00:39:46,187 --> 00:39:47,622 No, no, no. 781 00:39:51,626 --> 00:39:52,459 Hi. 782 00:39:56,463 --> 00:39:59,700 Can we, uh, buy you a drink? 783 00:39:59,834 --> 00:40:01,269 I'm good, thanks. 784 00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:02,270 Okay. 785 00:40:03,070 --> 00:40:05,907 How about some nuts or... 786 00:40:06,574 --> 00:40:07,975 pork scratchings? 787 00:40:08,109 --> 00:40:10,278 What the fuck are pork scratchings? 788 00:40:10,978 --> 00:40:15,583 Sort of like dried up bits of pig skin 789 00:40:15,716 --> 00:40:16,584 with hair. 790 00:40:17,818 --> 00:40:20,354 They're actually a lot nicer than they sound. 791 00:40:21,856 --> 00:40:23,791 I think I'll stick with the whiskey. 792 00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:25,359 That's fair enough. 793 00:40:28,461 --> 00:40:32,767 So, we were wondering... 794 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:34,501 If you can buy a gun from me? 795 00:40:36,604 --> 00:40:37,805 Yeah, how did you know that? 796 00:40:37,939 --> 00:40:39,941 You talk very loudly, 797 00:40:40,074 --> 00:40:42,743 and I could hear every single word you said. 798 00:40:44,879 --> 00:40:45,780 That's a bit embarrassing. 799 00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:47,114 Yeah, a little bit. 800 00:40:47,248 --> 00:40:49,183 Your friend didn't seem so keen. 801 00:40:51,252 --> 00:40:52,353 He's just a, 802 00:40:54,322 --> 00:40:56,724 he just needs to grow a pair of balls. 803 00:40:57,658 --> 00:40:58,458 She right? 804 00:41:00,861 --> 00:41:01,595 Excuse me? 805 00:41:01,729 --> 00:41:02,997 Do you need to grow a pair? 806 00:41:05,132 --> 00:41:07,001 I, I, I don't know. I don't think so. 807 00:41:07,134 --> 00:41:07,969 So you've got some then? 808 00:41:08,102 --> 00:41:08,602 Some? 809 00:41:08,736 --> 00:41:09,804 Balls? 810 00:41:09,937 --> 00:41:12,606 Yes, I got some, two of them, thank you. 811 00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:13,641 Prove it. 812 00:41:13,774 --> 00:41:15,142 Come again? 813 00:41:15,276 --> 00:41:19,213 I don't trust you. I don't deal with people I don't trust. 814 00:41:20,448 --> 00:41:23,851 If you wanna gun, get your balls out 815 00:41:25,019 --> 00:41:26,220 and put them on the bar. 816 00:41:30,992 --> 00:41:31,726 Right. 817 00:41:33,561 --> 00:41:36,597 Can we just, we're just gonna have a little regroup. 818 00:41:36,731 --> 00:41:37,431 Come over here. 819 00:41:37,565 --> 00:41:38,799 -Okay. -Sweetheart. 820 00:41:38,933 --> 00:41:40,167 So this guy's insane. 821 00:41:40,301 --> 00:41:41,569 Of course he is. He's fucking American. 822 00:41:41,635 --> 00:41:42,570 Well I'm not getting my balls out for him. 823 00:41:42,636 --> 00:41:43,938 Why not? 824 00:41:44,071 --> 00:41:44,839 Because it's a weird thing to ask someone you just met. 825 00:41:44,972 --> 00:41:46,207 Why so weird? 826 00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:47,441 I don't know how many germs are on the bar either. 827 00:41:47,575 --> 00:41:48,776 I don't wanna do it. 828 00:41:48,909 --> 00:41:49,577 Look, just do it real quick. Just whip them out. 829 00:41:49,677 --> 00:41:50,678 Just whip them out? 830 00:41:50,811 --> 00:41:51,712 Whip your tits out. How about that? 831 00:41:51,846 --> 00:41:52,446 He doesn't want my tits. 832 00:41:52,580 --> 00:41:53,581 Whip your fanny out. 833 00:41:53,647 --> 00:41:54,415 -He doesn't want my fanny. -Fuck me. 834 00:41:54,582 --> 00:41:55,683 He wants your balls, Charlie. 835 00:41:55,816 --> 00:41:57,718 Come on. What is the problem? 836 00:41:57,852 --> 00:41:59,754 I'll tell you what. I'll do it. How about that? 837 00:41:59,887 --> 00:42:01,222 He's not giving you very many options, is he? 838 00:42:01,355 --> 00:42:02,356 Fine. 839 00:42:02,590 --> 00:42:03,591 -Fine. -Fine. 840 00:42:04,392 --> 00:42:05,459 What will it be? 841 00:42:09,096 --> 00:42:10,197 We gonna do this? 842 00:42:17,471 --> 00:42:19,440 Stop right there. 843 00:42:21,675 --> 00:42:23,444 You some kinda fag? 844 00:42:24,945 --> 00:42:25,613 What? 845 00:42:25,713 --> 00:42:28,049 A total stranger in a bar 846 00:42:28,182 --> 00:42:29,950 ask you take your balls out. 847 00:42:31,452 --> 00:42:33,854 That just makes me think of two things. 848 00:42:36,257 --> 00:42:39,360 You're either a fag, or you're desperate. 849 00:42:41,996 --> 00:42:42,797 Which is it? 850 00:42:43,631 --> 00:42:44,732 The second one. 851 00:42:44,865 --> 00:42:46,333 You sure about that? 852 00:42:47,635 --> 00:42:48,636 Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 853 00:42:50,004 --> 00:42:53,040 Okay, meet me tonight at midnight. 854 00:42:54,543 --> 00:42:56,877 Warehouse 19 at the docks. 855 00:42:58,212 --> 00:42:58,979 Don't be late. 856 00:43:00,381 --> 00:43:02,216 The price is 2,000. 857 00:43:02,349 --> 00:43:04,519 Right, 2,000. 858 00:43:04,652 --> 00:43:06,654 Is that, so is that pounds or? 859 00:43:07,522 --> 00:43:08,322 Pounds. 860 00:43:08,456 --> 00:43:10,658 Right. You don't take cards? 861 00:43:11,892 --> 00:43:14,462 Thank you. It's cash, he's cash. 862 00:43:14,995 --> 00:43:16,664 Cannot believe you were gonna get your balls out. 863 00:43:16,730 --> 00:43:19,433 Fuck off. I don't have 2,000 pounds either. 864 00:43:19,568 --> 00:43:21,669 Yeah, right, just leave it with me. 865 00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:24,071 Meet me outside the big Tasco at 11, all right? 866 00:43:24,438 --> 00:43:25,406 So you gonna come to group tonight? 867 00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:26,774 -Obviously not. 868 00:43:26,907 --> 00:43:28,109 Nice to meet you. 869 00:43:28,242 --> 00:43:29,276 See you later. 870 00:43:32,446 --> 00:43:34,115 It was at a party. 871 00:43:34,248 --> 00:43:37,051 I don't know how it happened. It just kinda did. 872 00:43:39,954 --> 00:43:42,022 And, yeah, since then I feel like 873 00:43:43,157 --> 00:43:47,895 my life's been a bit foggy and hazy, 874 00:43:48,362 --> 00:43:51,732 kinda like I'm in a, like a dream or something. 875 00:43:52,433 --> 00:43:55,402 You, you ever had that dream where you're, you're falling? 876 00:43:55,537 --> 00:43:57,471 You know, you're falling and you're falling 877 00:43:57,606 --> 00:44:01,408 and just before you wake up, you jolt awake. 878 00:44:01,543 --> 00:44:03,477 Like, I feel like, since I first used 879 00:44:03,612 --> 00:44:06,013 my life's been like that, I been falling. 880 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,283 And, I've just been waiting for something to, 881 00:44:09,416 --> 00:44:11,118 to wake me up. 882 00:44:14,255 --> 00:44:17,258 Wow. That's so depressing. 883 00:44:20,027 --> 00:44:21,462 Depressing, okay. 884 00:44:21,596 --> 00:44:23,130 Sorry, Nick, expecting something a little bit 885 00:44:23,264 --> 00:44:26,367 more uplifting here, were you? 886 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:27,868 Fucking depressing. 887 00:44:28,002 --> 00:44:31,038 -No, I, I just mean, it's just 888 00:44:32,006 --> 00:44:32,806 sad. 889 00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:38,779 That bit about falling, totally get it. 890 00:44:40,147 --> 00:44:42,449 It touched me on a 891 00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:45,620 like deep profound level, like a human level. 892 00:44:45,753 --> 00:44:47,054 You know, like really, 893 00:44:47,955 --> 00:44:49,223 whew, it's just sad. 894 00:44:51,392 --> 00:44:52,561 And depressing. 895 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:53,827 -Mm. 896 00:44:53,961 --> 00:44:56,330 You see, I seem to remember about a week ago, 897 00:44:56,463 --> 00:44:59,833 you told a story for about 45 minutes about the time 898 00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:02,937 you got so pissed you shat yourself in a car park. 899 00:45:03,070 --> 00:45:04,438 Whew. 900 00:45:06,106 --> 00:45:06,907 Whoa. 901 00:45:08,142 --> 00:45:10,211 I mean, you didn't have to attack me, man. 902 00:45:10,344 --> 00:45:13,180 I'm just saying, we all have this in common. 903 00:45:13,314 --> 00:45:15,650 Yeah, like, it binds us together. 904 00:45:15,783 --> 00:45:18,352 It's just sad. 905 00:45:18,485 --> 00:45:19,787 And, um, 906 00:45:21,455 --> 00:45:22,423 and depressing. 907 00:45:22,557 --> 00:45:24,124 I come to these things every week, 908 00:45:24,258 --> 00:45:26,227 and I don't say anything, and the one time I do, 909 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,828 you're kinda like jumping on it. 910 00:45:27,962 --> 00:45:28,896 And it's 911 00:45:30,064 --> 00:45:31,265 annoying. 912 00:45:31,398 --> 00:45:34,201 His hand's up, isn't it? Yeah. 913 00:45:46,814 --> 00:45:48,349 He said midnight. 914 00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:51,018 Why say midnight if he doesn't turn up at midnight? 915 00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:52,820 It's just, I hate people who are late. 916 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,690 - Ugh. He'll be here soon. 917 00:45:55,856 --> 00:45:57,958 You've been saying that for the last seven minutes. 918 00:45:59,827 --> 00:46:01,228 You're just nervous, that's all. 919 00:46:06,467 --> 00:46:10,304 Yes, I am nervous. How are you not nervous? 920 00:46:10,639 --> 00:46:11,640 -I don't know. 921 00:46:13,841 --> 00:46:15,476 And where did you get this two grand from? 922 00:46:17,845 --> 00:46:21,248 Baby, I've seen some shoes. 923 00:46:21,382 --> 00:46:22,316 Oh. 924 00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:25,019 -Mm, they're red. 925 00:46:26,755 --> 00:46:28,690 And they're latex. 926 00:46:29,691 --> 00:46:34,895 And I think that they would go perfectly with this outfit. 927 00:46:37,364 --> 00:46:38,399 They sound really nice. 928 00:46:38,533 --> 00:46:41,969 You're gonna love them, I promise. 929 00:46:42,102 --> 00:46:44,171 Go on. How much are they? 930 00:46:45,272 --> 00:46:46,440 2,000? 931 00:46:46,574 --> 00:46:48,777 Baby, that is a lot of money. 932 00:46:48,909 --> 00:46:53,347 Well, you did forget my birthday last month. 933 00:46:54,315 --> 00:46:57,051 And you know, they're just as much for you 934 00:46:57,184 --> 00:46:58,886 as they are for me. 935 00:46:59,386 --> 00:47:01,088 Baby, you're turning me on. 936 00:47:01,889 --> 00:47:05,527 -They're one of a kind, just like you. 937 00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:07,294 Just like me. 938 00:47:07,595 --> 00:47:09,063 Oh, I think I'm gonna come. 939 00:47:09,196 --> 00:47:11,398 Oh, can I buy the shoes? 940 00:47:11,533 --> 00:47:12,399 Oh, baby. 941 00:47:13,434 --> 00:47:15,035 Can I buy the shoes? 942 00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:16,036 Oh, I'm coming. 943 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:17,905 Can I buy the fucking shoes? 944 00:47:18,038 --> 00:47:20,742 Yes, buy the fucking shoes! 945 00:47:20,908 --> 00:47:21,743 Thank you. 946 00:47:26,548 --> 00:47:27,981 You fucked him again? 947 00:47:28,115 --> 00:47:30,618 What the fuck? No, did you not just listen to the story? 948 00:47:30,752 --> 00:47:32,319 The story where you just made him come? 949 00:47:32,453 --> 00:47:33,987 But we didn't fuck. 950 00:47:34,121 --> 00:47:35,422 I beg to differ. 951 00:47:35,757 --> 00:47:37,792 You beg to differ that we fucked? 952 00:47:38,459 --> 00:47:40,628 Well how would you feel if it was the other way around? 953 00:47:42,630 --> 00:47:43,964 Hello, Charlie. 954 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,467 I'm sorry. 955 00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:54,375 Yeah. You did what you had to do, I guess. 956 00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:01,783 This is fucking ridiculous now. Where the fuck is he? 957 00:48:01,949 --> 00:48:03,217 He'll be here. 958 00:48:09,456 --> 00:48:10,525 What if he shoots us? 959 00:48:10,658 --> 00:48:11,959 Why would he shoot us? 960 00:48:13,561 --> 00:48:15,963 I don't know. He's an American, isn't he? 961 00:48:16,029 --> 00:48:17,965 Don't they just walk around and shoot anyone willy-nilly? 962 00:48:18,098 --> 00:48:20,535 Willy-nilly, who the fuck says that? 963 00:48:20,668 --> 00:48:21,368 I say that. 964 00:48:21,502 --> 00:48:22,269 -Right. 965 00:48:24,438 --> 00:48:25,005 Give me your hand. 966 00:48:25,139 --> 00:48:25,707 -What? 967 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:26,808 Give me your hand. 968 00:48:27,709 --> 00:48:29,811 Feel how fucking fast my heart is beating right now. 969 00:48:30,978 --> 00:48:32,045 Probably got something to do with the amount 970 00:48:32,179 --> 00:48:33,313 of heroin that's been through your system. 971 00:48:33,447 --> 00:48:35,617 No no no, this is different, this is different. 972 00:48:37,317 --> 00:48:40,154 This feels, this is bad, it's bad. 973 00:48:40,287 --> 00:48:41,255 We should go, we should leave this. 974 00:48:41,388 --> 00:48:42,456 No, no, what the fuck are you doing? 975 00:48:42,590 --> 00:48:43,591 Charlie, just look at me. Let's breathe. 976 00:48:46,326 --> 00:48:47,194 Breathe with me. 977 00:48:50,732 --> 00:48:52,700 Okay, breathe it out. 978 00:48:52,834 --> 00:48:55,068 Maybe, we should just go inside 979 00:48:55,202 --> 00:48:56,437 and have a look if he's in there. 980 00:48:56,571 --> 00:48:58,506 Hm? How's that sound? 981 00:49:01,408 --> 00:49:03,210 Yeah, that's actually a really good idea. 982 00:49:03,343 --> 00:49:04,378 -Yeah. Okay. 983 00:49:04,512 --> 00:49:05,446 We shoulda done that when we got here. 984 00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:06,581 -Right. 985 00:49:06,714 --> 00:49:07,916 Let's go look inside. 986 00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:09,684 Okay. 987 00:49:17,024 --> 00:49:18,225 You're late. 988 00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:39,179 Have you got the gun? 989 00:49:42,049 --> 00:49:43,383 I've got the gun. 990 00:49:47,221 --> 00:49:48,088 Can we see it? 991 00:49:48,957 --> 00:49:50,491 Money first. 992 00:49:52,092 --> 00:49:53,126 Get the money. 993 00:49:56,396 --> 00:49:57,164 Uh. 994 00:49:58,900 --> 00:49:59,767 Throw it over. 995 00:50:04,973 --> 00:50:05,874 Oh. 996 00:50:06,206 --> 00:50:08,643 The wallet, you stupid fucking idiot. 997 00:50:08,776 --> 00:50:10,512 Put the money in the wallet and throw it over. 998 00:50:10,645 --> 00:50:11,880 Yeah, yeah, sorry. 999 00:50:33,233 --> 00:50:34,702 You're such an idiot. 1000 00:50:48,850 --> 00:50:49,784 It's in the trunk. 1001 00:50:51,418 --> 00:50:52,520 You mean the boot? 1002 00:50:53,086 --> 00:50:54,622 I mean the trunk. 1003 00:50:55,890 --> 00:50:57,190 That's what Americans call boots. 1004 00:50:57,324 --> 00:50:58,325 I know. 1005 00:50:59,928 --> 00:51:00,762 Don't worry. 1006 00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:04,431 I won't shoot you in the back. 1007 00:51:19,146 --> 00:51:20,147 What is that? 1008 00:51:20,815 --> 00:51:21,849 It's a gun. 1009 00:51:23,885 --> 00:51:25,152 What are we supposed to do with that? 1010 00:51:25,218 --> 00:51:27,055 You ordered a gun. That's a gun. 1011 00:51:27,187 --> 00:51:29,023 That is a gun. Yeah, that is a gun. 1012 00:51:29,156 --> 00:51:32,727 That is a gun used to shoot deer with in about 1880. 1013 00:51:34,428 --> 00:51:35,395 You haven't got anything smaller, have you? 1014 00:51:35,530 --> 00:51:37,431 You didn't specify size. 1015 00:51:37,565 --> 00:51:39,232 No, I know that, but I mean, 1016 00:51:39,366 --> 00:51:40,500 what am I supposed to do with this? 1017 00:51:40,635 --> 00:51:43,538 I can't hide this. It isn't very subtle, is it? 1018 00:51:43,671 --> 00:51:45,238 Wear an overcoat. 1019 00:51:45,372 --> 00:51:46,641 I don't have an overcoat. 1020 00:51:46,774 --> 00:51:48,076 Well, buy one. 1021 00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:49,077 Brilliant, so now I have to buy 1022 00:51:49,209 --> 00:51:50,912 an overcoat as well as this? 1023 00:51:51,045 --> 00:51:53,014 We don't, I don't actually want this. 1024 00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:56,751 So, so you take that, I'll take the money back 1025 00:51:56,884 --> 00:51:58,285 and then we'll just go our separate ways. 1026 00:51:58,418 --> 00:52:00,054 No refunds. 1027 00:52:01,756 --> 00:52:03,457 What the fuck do you mean no refunds? 1028 00:52:03,591 --> 00:52:05,960 I mean no fucking refunds. 1029 00:52:06,094 --> 00:52:08,228 You ordered a gun. That's a gun! 1030 00:52:08,596 --> 00:52:09,764 That's bullshit. 1031 00:52:09,897 --> 00:52:12,199 Tell someone who gives a shit. 1032 00:52:13,735 --> 00:52:14,669 You netted us 2,000-- 1033 00:52:15,903 --> 00:52:17,505 - Oh, Charlie, wait. What the fuck? 1034 00:52:19,073 --> 00:52:20,541 Whoa, whoa whoa whoa. 1035 00:52:20,675 --> 00:52:23,778 Okay, why doesn't everyone just chill out? 1036 00:52:24,512 --> 00:52:26,514 We're cool. We're cool. 1037 00:52:26,648 --> 00:52:29,216 Just that is, 1038 00:52:29,550 --> 00:52:30,885 is like exactly what we need. 1039 00:52:31,019 --> 00:52:32,219 Can we not have that one? 1040 00:52:32,319 --> 00:52:33,855 This is my gun. 1041 00:52:33,988 --> 00:52:35,790 But it's literally the perfect size. 1042 00:52:35,923 --> 00:52:38,559 So is my dick. You want some of that? 1043 00:52:39,594 --> 00:52:42,063 My advice to you is take that rifle 1044 00:52:42,229 --> 00:52:44,398 and get the fuck outta here. 1045 00:52:45,399 --> 00:52:46,233 -Okay. -Okay. 1046 00:52:46,668 --> 00:52:47,434 Okay. 1047 00:52:48,836 --> 00:52:51,471 One second, though. Is this thing even loaded like? 1048 00:52:51,606 --> 00:52:52,674 - Of course it's fucking loaded. 1049 00:52:53,608 --> 00:52:54,942 - Ah! 1050 00:52:55,076 --> 00:52:56,678 Ah! I'm so sorry. 1051 00:52:56,811 --> 00:52:58,846 That was, my finger was on the, I... 1052 00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:00,313 You shot me, kid! 1053 00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:02,249 I did. I did, but that was an accident. 1054 00:53:02,382 --> 00:53:04,317 Now I'm gonna shoot you! 1055 00:53:15,630 --> 00:53:18,566 Oh, fuck me! I can't believe he shot me! 1056 00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:19,667 Ow! 1057 00:53:19,801 --> 00:53:22,402 Oh Jesus, it's a fucking graze. 1058 00:53:22,537 --> 00:53:25,707 From a bullet. It's a graze from a fucking bullet. 1059 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,340 Will you stop being such a fucking baby? 1060 00:53:27,474 --> 00:53:28,910 Have you ever been shot? 1061 00:53:29,043 --> 00:53:29,644 What? 1062 00:53:29,777 --> 00:53:30,878 Have you ever been shot? 1063 00:53:31,012 --> 00:53:32,279 No. 1064 00:53:32,412 --> 00:53:34,148 No, then until you get shot, you can't say anything. 1065 00:53:34,281 --> 00:53:35,950 Fuck me. Ow! 1066 00:53:37,284 --> 00:53:37,885 Ow! 1067 00:53:57,705 --> 00:53:59,674 Ah! Ah! 1068 00:54:01,876 --> 00:54:04,078 Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me! 1069 00:54:04,212 --> 00:54:05,312 Ow! Ow! 1070 00:54:07,115 --> 00:54:08,315 Who the fuck are you? 1071 00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:27,935 Are you hibernating? 1072 00:54:29,904 --> 00:54:31,105 Did you hear what I said? 1073 00:54:31,873 --> 00:54:33,406 Are you hibernating? 1074 00:54:36,110 --> 00:54:38,646 Are you a dirty little hedgehog? 1075 00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:40,181 I can see that. 1076 00:54:41,616 --> 00:54:43,050 What I can't see 1077 00:54:43,785 --> 00:54:48,156 is what my girl would see in a fucking junkie hedgehog. 1078 00:54:48,790 --> 00:54:50,558 Can you explain it to me? 1079 00:54:50,691 --> 00:54:52,026 Mm-hm. 1080 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,695 Yeah, she's with me for my big dick. 1081 00:54:54,829 --> 00:54:56,030 What did you say? 1082 00:54:57,265 --> 00:55:00,400 You got fucking balls, I'll give you that. 1083 00:55:01,002 --> 00:55:02,469 Let's have a little bet, huh? 1084 00:55:03,470 --> 00:55:08,075 Whoever hast he biggest dick gets the girl. 1085 00:55:10,377 --> 00:55:11,012 What? 1086 00:55:15,883 --> 00:55:17,185 How's that for you? 1087 00:55:17,384 --> 00:55:19,187 Did you seriously just get your dick out? 1088 00:55:19,386 --> 00:55:20,254 Your turn. 1089 00:55:22,023 --> 00:55:23,524 No, thank you. 1090 00:55:23,658 --> 00:55:24,659 Why not? 1091 00:55:25,126 --> 00:55:27,094 Well, I don't want to. 1092 00:55:27,228 --> 00:55:29,664 I want you to look at it. 1093 00:55:29,797 --> 00:55:30,865 I don't want to. 1094 00:55:30,998 --> 00:55:33,100 Look at my dick. 1095 00:55:33,234 --> 00:55:34,535 Please text me a picture of it-- 1096 00:55:34,669 --> 00:55:38,639 I'm not asking. Look at my fucking dick. 1097 00:55:38,773 --> 00:55:39,540 I'm actually not gonna. 1098 00:55:39,674 --> 00:55:43,077 Look at my fucking dick. 1099 00:55:44,946 --> 00:55:47,414 Aw, fuck, yeah. I saw it, mate. 1100 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,950 Come closer. 1101 00:55:49,717 --> 00:55:50,751 -What? 1102 00:55:51,418 --> 00:55:52,687 Come 1103 00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:53,821 closer. 1104 00:55:53,955 --> 00:55:56,057 What? What? 1105 00:55:56,456 --> 00:55:58,326 Come closer. 1106 00:55:58,458 --> 00:56:00,427 -What the fuck is going on? 1107 00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:03,097 -Don't make me ask again. 1108 00:56:03,631 --> 00:56:06,601 I'm gonna fucking do it, just give me a second. 1109 00:56:08,336 --> 00:56:09,436 There you go. 1110 00:56:09,537 --> 00:56:10,304 Closer. 1111 00:56:12,573 --> 00:56:15,076 You are fucking odd. Odd. 1112 00:56:16,577 --> 00:56:17,812 -Closer. 1113 00:56:21,282 --> 00:56:22,449 Closer. 1114 00:56:30,258 --> 00:56:31,325 What happened? 1115 00:56:34,762 --> 00:56:37,698 -Now, if you ever 1116 00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:41,269 come near my girl 1117 00:56:41,669 --> 00:56:43,037 ever again, 1118 00:56:43,371 --> 00:56:45,773 and I will fucking kill you with it. 1119 00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:48,475 You understand me, Hedge? 1120 00:56:49,176 --> 00:56:51,245 Do you understand? 1121 00:56:52,580 --> 00:56:55,116 Capiche. Got it. 1122 00:56:55,716 --> 00:56:56,751 Fucking got it. 1123 00:56:57,785 --> 00:56:58,586 Good. 1124 00:57:00,254 --> 00:57:01,222 Fuck me. 1125 00:57:07,528 --> 00:57:08,296 Charlie? 1126 00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:14,168 Charlie? 1127 00:57:14,969 --> 00:57:15,770 Charlie? 1128 00:57:18,673 --> 00:57:19,373 Hi. 1129 00:57:19,507 --> 00:57:20,775 -Hi. -Welcome back. 1130 00:57:23,077 --> 00:57:24,946 Is everything okay? 1131 00:57:25,513 --> 00:57:26,147 Yeah. 1132 00:57:28,849 --> 00:57:29,650 Great. 1133 00:57:31,719 --> 00:57:34,188 Have you got something you want to share with the group? 1134 00:57:35,523 --> 00:57:39,093 I'm not really in the mood for share tonight, actually. 1135 00:57:41,195 --> 00:57:44,298 I don't even know why I came. I'm gonna go. 1136 00:57:44,432 --> 00:57:45,733 -Charlie, um, 1137 00:57:47,034 --> 00:57:48,102 what are you saying? 1138 00:57:50,338 --> 00:57:51,439 I'm saying 1139 00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:55,843 fuck sharing, I'm gonna be selfish for a bit. 1140 00:57:56,844 --> 00:57:59,880 -But what if, what if I suggested to you, 1141 00:58:00,014 --> 00:58:02,550 perhaps, and, and just something for you 1142 00:58:02,683 --> 00:58:04,285 to think about and work on? 1143 00:58:04,418 --> 00:58:05,219 What? 1144 00:58:06,587 --> 00:58:09,557 Maybe that selfishness is what brought 1145 00:58:09,623 --> 00:58:11,025 you here in the first place. 1146 00:58:12,059 --> 00:58:15,896 Uh, it's not. Heroin is. 1147 00:58:16,764 --> 00:58:19,633 And I wasn't selfish. I always shared my needles. 1148 00:58:21,836 --> 00:58:23,104 That was, 1149 00:58:23,671 --> 00:58:25,840 I, I smoke heroin, I don't even inject it. 1150 00:58:25,973 --> 00:58:29,110 That was a joke. Fucking lighten up, tough crowd. 1151 00:58:29,243 --> 00:58:30,778 I think I can speak for the group 1152 00:58:30,911 --> 00:58:32,780 when I say that wasn't funny. 1153 00:58:33,848 --> 00:58:36,650 Yeah, I sensed that when nobody laughed. 1154 00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:39,787 And look, 1155 00:58:41,589 --> 00:58:42,323 to be honest, 1156 00:58:43,491 --> 00:58:45,493 I don't think this is working out for me. 1157 00:58:47,628 --> 00:58:50,965 Because, I'll be honest with you right now, 1158 00:58:52,967 --> 00:58:54,602 I get high all the time still. 1159 00:58:56,103 --> 00:58:57,071 I'm still using. 1160 00:58:58,039 --> 00:58:59,407 I'm high right now. 1161 00:59:00,674 --> 00:59:01,675 Sh. 1162 00:59:02,977 --> 00:59:03,677 Thank you. 1163 00:59:03,811 --> 00:59:05,079 -Welcome. -Yeah. 1164 00:59:05,813 --> 00:59:08,616 That's brave, and you are among friends. 1165 00:59:09,016 --> 00:59:11,685 And there is no judgement here, Charlie, 1166 00:59:12,253 --> 00:59:14,021 but please, I implore you. 1167 00:59:15,489 --> 00:59:19,693 Just take a minute, just for yourself, get centred. 1168 00:59:21,729 --> 00:59:23,064 Maybe have a cup of tea. 1169 00:59:24,498 --> 00:59:25,933 Something nice and hot, and a nice biscuit. 1170 00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:27,435 -I'm not a kid. 1171 00:59:28,335 --> 00:59:29,804 None of us are kids. 1172 00:59:30,404 --> 00:59:33,007 And talking about this shit 1173 00:59:33,140 --> 00:59:34,475 doesn't actually make it any easier. 1174 00:59:34,642 --> 00:59:37,278 In fact, it makes it fucking harder. 1175 00:59:38,913 --> 00:59:42,016 Okay, I come here every week, and we talk and, 1176 00:59:43,284 --> 00:59:45,653 and it reminds me that the only thing that's ever 1177 00:59:45,753 --> 00:59:48,389 made me happy in my life 1178 00:59:50,324 --> 00:59:51,492 is heroin. 1179 00:59:51,659 --> 00:59:52,726 Charlie, go to your happy place. 1180 00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:55,229 My happy place is me doing heroin. 1181 00:59:56,497 --> 00:59:57,731 You're not a smart woman. 1182 00:59:59,033 --> 00:59:59,934 Uh. 1183 01:00:00,434 --> 01:00:03,771 Fine, I don't think there's any need for an insult. 1184 01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:10,678 I'm sorry. I'm, I didn't mean to insult you. 1185 01:00:11,979 --> 01:00:15,517 I was just questioning your intelligence. That's all. 1186 01:00:18,953 --> 01:00:21,822 Ugh. That's a shame, Charlie, 1187 01:00:21,956 --> 01:00:24,225 because I really feel like we were, 1188 01:00:24,358 --> 01:00:27,428 we were making some progress, but I'm so sorry. 1189 01:00:27,562 --> 01:00:30,599 I think maybe it's time 1190 01:00:30,731 --> 01:00:31,699 that you left. 1191 01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:33,467 Yeah, great. 1192 01:00:33,602 --> 01:00:36,370 I been trying to do that for like 10 minutes, so 1193 01:00:36,505 --> 01:00:37,606 it's cool with me. 1194 01:00:41,142 --> 01:00:44,445 Jess. Say hi to your cat, mate. 1195 01:00:48,249 --> 01:00:49,551 Good night, children. 1196 01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:56,558 You just can't help people that won't help themselves. 1197 01:00:58,259 --> 01:01:00,227 It's a really big lesson tonight, guys. 1198 01:01:01,162 --> 01:01:03,831 Let's regroup. 1199 01:01:10,304 --> 01:01:11,038 Hey. 1200 01:01:15,776 --> 01:01:16,511 Can we talk? 1201 01:01:28,255 --> 01:01:30,324 Fuck, Charlie, I'm so sorry. 1202 01:01:32,259 --> 01:01:33,562 Why did you tell him? 1203 01:01:34,061 --> 01:01:35,062 I didn't want to. 1204 01:01:36,130 --> 01:01:38,766 He beat it out of me, saw the texts. I'm sorry. 1205 01:01:38,899 --> 01:01:39,800 Had to. 1206 01:01:44,639 --> 01:01:46,173 You know he slapped me with it. 1207 01:01:48,943 --> 01:01:51,212 His penis, he slapped me with it. 1208 01:01:52,581 --> 01:01:53,881 What? 1209 01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:56,116 He beat the shit out of me, and he made me crawl over 1210 01:01:56,250 --> 01:01:58,953 to it and then he was like, "look at it". 1211 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:02,557 And you know what? It looked right back at me. 1212 01:02:03,224 --> 01:02:07,161 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1213 01:02:07,828 --> 01:02:10,798 You're laughing, okay. Fuck you. 1214 01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:12,567 -I'm sorry. 1215 01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:15,836 You've got really shitty taste in men. 1216 01:02:16,370 --> 01:02:17,404 Not all men. 1217 01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:20,474 Come on. 1218 01:02:21,208 --> 01:02:23,578 You've gone from abusive porn star to junkie bum. 1219 01:02:23,712 --> 01:02:24,912 You're not a bum. 1220 01:02:28,249 --> 01:02:30,985 Look at me. What have I got? 1221 01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:34,989 Got no money. Got no friends. 1222 01:02:36,090 --> 01:02:38,025 I have a job. Do have a job. 1223 01:02:38,526 --> 01:02:40,528 Makes me wanna kill myself every time I clock in. 1224 01:02:42,697 --> 01:02:43,397 What have I got? 1225 01:02:44,898 --> 01:02:45,833 You got me. 1226 01:02:52,373 --> 01:02:56,076 Did you, uh, did you tell him about the plan? 1227 01:02:56,844 --> 01:02:57,712 No. 1228 01:02:57,845 --> 01:02:58,846 No? 1229 01:02:59,446 --> 01:03:00,247 Good. 1230 01:03:01,650 --> 01:03:03,083 Because I don't just wanna rob him, 1231 01:03:04,318 --> 01:03:05,419 I wanna fucking kill him. 1232 01:03:08,489 --> 01:03:10,592 So it's pretty much still the exact same plan, 1233 01:03:10,725 --> 01:03:11,959 just have a different ending. 1234 01:03:12,092 --> 01:03:13,460 So we're not gonna rob him anymore? 1235 01:03:13,595 --> 01:03:16,631 What? Of course we're gonna rob him. You're not listening. 1236 01:03:16,765 --> 01:03:19,099 It's just that this time I'm gonna use the gun 1237 01:03:19,233 --> 01:03:21,302 and I'm gonna blow his fucking brains out. 1238 01:03:22,870 --> 01:03:24,438 So you shoot him in the head? 1239 01:03:25,306 --> 01:03:27,509 Yes, I'm gonna shoot him in the head. 1240 01:03:27,642 --> 01:03:28,942 Why, where were you thinking of shooting him? 1241 01:03:29,076 --> 01:03:31,445 Don't know, the head just seems kinda harsh, isn't it? 1242 01:03:31,579 --> 01:03:33,715 Harsh? Look at your face. 1243 01:03:33,881 --> 01:03:36,183 Look at my face. This guy deserves fucking harsh. 1244 01:03:36,317 --> 01:03:37,752 The guy's lucky I don't fucking 1245 01:03:38,653 --> 01:03:39,920 cut his dick off or something. 1246 01:03:42,691 --> 01:03:44,091 Ooh. 1247 01:03:44,659 --> 01:03:45,760 Let's do that. 1248 01:03:45,893 --> 01:03:47,428 I was joking. I was, that was a joke. 1249 01:03:47,562 --> 01:03:49,229 You're, that's not a joke face. 1250 01:03:49,897 --> 01:03:51,065 No, obviously not. 1251 01:03:51,198 --> 01:03:53,901 No. Shoot him in the head then. 1252 01:03:57,037 --> 01:03:58,640 So you actually wanna do this? 1253 01:04:00,441 --> 01:04:01,108 Yeah. 1254 01:04:01,241 --> 01:04:02,476 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1255 01:04:02,910 --> 01:04:03,477 Okay. 1256 01:04:05,045 --> 01:04:05,946 To justice. 1257 01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:08,449 Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. 1258 01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:09,450 Okay. 1259 01:04:09,584 --> 01:04:10,084 I'll just cheers you. 1260 01:04:10,217 --> 01:04:10,785 It felt right. 1261 01:05:12,781 --> 01:05:13,615 I love you. 1262 01:05:21,689 --> 01:05:23,090 Who the fuck is that? 1263 01:05:24,826 --> 01:05:26,661 I don't know. I don't know. 1264 01:05:27,327 --> 01:05:28,395 Get the gun. 1265 01:05:35,002 --> 01:05:35,737 Who is it? 1266 01:05:51,485 --> 01:05:52,486 Freeze! 1267 01:05:52,620 --> 01:05:53,387 Fucking hell! 1268 01:05:53,521 --> 01:05:54,889 Oh fuck, Mark, I'm so sorry. 1269 01:05:55,022 --> 01:05:56,089 I just pissed my pants! 1270 01:05:56,223 --> 01:05:58,225 Look at that, proper pissed myself. 1271 01:05:58,358 --> 01:06:00,929 Yeah. You, do you want some new trousers? 1272 01:06:01,061 --> 01:06:01,729 Come in. 1273 01:06:01,863 --> 01:06:03,096 Why have you got a gun? 1274 01:06:05,032 --> 01:06:06,033 Why is it so big? 1275 01:06:08,469 --> 01:06:10,137 Are these really all you have? 1276 01:06:11,506 --> 01:06:13,541 Yeah, everything else was dirty. 1277 01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:15,710 Great, great. 1278 01:06:16,544 --> 01:06:17,879 Great. 1279 01:06:18,045 --> 01:06:19,948 So do you wanna talk about what happened or? 1280 01:06:21,081 --> 01:06:22,750 With what? 1281 01:06:22,884 --> 01:06:24,084 With what, with what? 1282 01:06:24,218 --> 01:06:27,120 With the whole, the whole pointing a gun in my face. 1283 01:06:27,254 --> 01:06:28,790 You know, me pissing my pants. 1284 01:06:28,923 --> 01:06:29,624 Yeah, that. 1285 01:06:29,757 --> 01:06:30,491 Yeah, that. 1286 01:06:31,759 --> 01:06:34,228 Yeah, well, it's a, it's a funny story. 1287 01:06:36,497 --> 01:06:38,867 Um, I'm actually babysitting it. 1288 01:06:39,066 --> 01:06:40,535 It's not my, it doesn't belong to me. 1289 01:06:40,668 --> 01:06:41,870 That's not funny. 1290 01:06:42,069 --> 01:06:42,770 What? 1291 01:06:43,403 --> 01:06:45,205 Well, you said funny story. That's not a funny story. 1292 01:06:45,339 --> 01:06:46,908 It's barely even a story. 1293 01:06:47,074 --> 01:06:50,477 I mean, who the fuck babysits a gun? It's stupid. 1294 01:06:50,612 --> 01:06:52,847 Whose gun is it anyway? I'm Mark, by the way. 1295 01:06:52,981 --> 01:06:54,081 Oh yeah, so Mark, this is-- 1296 01:06:54,181 --> 01:06:56,450 Oh, oh oh, oh oh oh. 1297 01:06:56,584 --> 01:06:59,721 The, uh, sex addict. 1298 01:06:59,854 --> 01:07:01,589 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1299 01:07:01,723 --> 01:07:02,456 You told him that? 1300 01:07:02,590 --> 01:07:03,758 - Addict. 1301 01:07:03,892 --> 01:07:05,793 It just came up really briefly. 1302 01:07:05,927 --> 01:07:07,094 Nice. 1303 01:07:07,529 --> 01:07:08,630 You know I can see you? 1304 01:07:08,763 --> 01:07:10,665 Don't worry about the gun thing. 1305 01:07:10,798 --> 01:07:14,101 She, she's left, she's left me. 1306 01:07:14,234 --> 01:07:15,168 Who has? 1307 01:07:15,302 --> 01:07:17,304 My bastard wife, she fucking left me. 1308 01:07:17,437 --> 01:07:20,307 Hey, that's, that's fantastic news. 1309 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:21,475 That's exactly what you wanted. 1310 01:07:21,609 --> 01:07:22,109 I didn't want that. 1311 01:07:22,242 --> 01:07:23,176 Yes, you did. 1312 01:07:23,310 --> 01:07:24,612 No, no no, I wanted to leave her. 1313 01:07:24,746 --> 01:07:26,781 But the fucking bitch has beaten me to it. 1314 01:07:26,915 --> 01:07:28,248 Said she wasn't happy or something. 1315 01:07:28,382 --> 01:07:29,517 I wasn't fucking listening. 1316 01:07:29,651 --> 01:07:31,318 Yeah, Mark, you weren't happy. 1317 01:07:31,451 --> 01:07:34,022 I know. Do you understand what I'm saying? 1318 01:07:34,154 --> 01:07:37,792 Do you know, seven years. Seven, seven, seven years. 1319 01:07:37,926 --> 01:07:40,460 And then, then, then, see ya. 1320 01:07:40,595 --> 01:07:41,563 Like, like it's nothing. 1321 01:07:41,696 --> 01:07:43,598 Like it's, like it's not my house, 1322 01:07:43,731 --> 01:07:45,332 and it's my fucking house. 1323 01:07:45,465 --> 01:07:46,400 Watch the beer. 1324 01:07:46,534 --> 01:07:48,135 And she's so like smug about it. 1325 01:07:48,235 --> 01:07:50,738 It's like she didn't give a shit about it. 1326 01:07:50,872 --> 01:07:51,338 Do you know what I mean? 1327 01:07:51,471 --> 01:07:52,774 Mark, Mark. 1328 01:07:52,907 --> 01:07:54,408 You didn't give a shit. 1329 01:07:54,542 --> 01:07:56,811 Of course I give a shit! Of course I give a shit! 1330 01:07:56,945 --> 01:07:58,145 Seriously, the carpet. 1331 01:07:58,245 --> 01:08:00,414 Do you know what? Fuck the fucking carpet. 1332 01:08:00,548 --> 01:08:02,316 Fuck the fucking carpet. 1333 01:08:02,449 --> 01:08:04,919 Fuck off the fucking carpet! 1334 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:06,688 Mark! 1335 01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:08,155 Fucking carpet! 1336 01:08:13,027 --> 01:08:15,730 Wow, I'm so sorry about that. That's not-- 1337 01:08:16,263 --> 01:08:17,999 Yes, that-- 1338 01:08:18,165 --> 01:08:19,734 Sorry about that. 1339 01:08:19,867 --> 01:08:21,603 Have you got a flannel or a tea towel or? 1340 01:08:21,736 --> 01:08:23,170 I'll clean it up right now. 1341 01:08:23,303 --> 01:08:24,271 Don't worry about it. 1342 01:08:32,947 --> 01:08:33,715 You okay? 1343 01:08:40,521 --> 01:08:41,623 Do you still love her? 1344 01:08:44,257 --> 01:08:46,794 Then maybe you need to do something to show her that. 1345 01:08:47,095 --> 01:08:50,197 Like, like buy her some flowers, 1346 01:08:50,297 --> 01:08:53,500 or maybe like take her out for a dinner or something. 1347 01:08:53,635 --> 01:08:57,204 And, uh, just something to make, 1348 01:08:57,839 --> 01:09:00,440 make, make her realise that you care still. 1349 01:09:01,843 --> 01:09:04,211 Oh, maybe, yeah. 1350 01:09:06,346 --> 01:09:08,816 Oh for fuck sake. 1351 01:09:08,950 --> 01:09:11,886 Can you stop being such a whiny little bitch? 1352 01:09:13,253 --> 01:09:14,689 You don't love her. 1353 01:09:15,389 --> 01:09:18,026 You're just fucked off because she left you. 1354 01:09:18,225 --> 01:09:20,662 Makes you feel small and pathetic, 1355 01:09:21,062 --> 01:09:22,997 like you're not a proper man. 1356 01:09:23,131 --> 01:09:24,364 You're looking at this the wrong way. 1357 01:09:24,498 --> 01:09:25,867 You need to look at the positives. 1358 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,135 Positives. 1359 01:09:27,935 --> 01:09:30,370 -Yeah. I mean, you're okay looking. 1360 01:09:31,005 --> 01:09:32,840 I bet you got a few quid in your pocket. 1361 01:09:32,974 --> 01:09:35,710 Yeah, I mean. I do okay. 1362 01:09:35,843 --> 01:09:38,746 Right, so with an okay face and money, 1363 01:09:39,714 --> 01:09:41,883 you could probably bang some half-decent women. 1364 01:09:43,450 --> 01:09:46,486 It's not your heart that's hurting. It's your pride. 1365 01:09:49,791 --> 01:09:52,492 Pretty fucking deep. 1366 01:09:52,627 --> 01:09:55,262 It's not deep. It's just honest. 1367 01:09:56,664 --> 01:09:58,265 It's late. I'm tired. 1368 01:09:59,366 --> 01:10:00,535 Charlie, can you hurry up? 1369 01:10:00,668 --> 01:10:02,269 Because I wanna come before we go to sleep. 1370 01:10:03,771 --> 01:10:06,206 Big day tomorrow. Nice to meet you, Mark. 1371 01:10:06,339 --> 01:10:07,508 -Yeah, good night. 1372 01:10:18,586 --> 01:10:19,954 Marry her. 1373 01:10:52,019 --> 01:10:53,054 Oh fuck me! 1374 01:10:55,556 --> 01:10:57,324 What are you doing? 1375 01:10:57,457 --> 01:11:00,494 I, I, just, just, just sleeping. 1376 01:11:00,628 --> 01:11:01,929 Why are you sleeping on my toilet? 1377 01:11:02,063 --> 01:11:03,396 -I don't know. 1378 01:11:03,531 --> 01:11:05,900 I mean, I must have just come in to do a shit last night 1379 01:11:06,033 --> 01:11:07,400 and fell asleep on the-- 1380 01:11:07,535 --> 01:11:08,335 What the fuck is all the shouting about? 1381 01:11:08,401 --> 01:11:09,704 -Nothing. -Morning. 1382 01:11:11,371 --> 01:11:12,439 Are you shitting? 1383 01:11:12,573 --> 01:11:16,110 Um, I don't, I don't even know, to be honest. 1384 01:11:16,244 --> 01:11:17,645 For fuck sake, fucking gross. 1385 01:11:17,779 --> 01:11:19,113 Sorry, sorry. 1386 01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:23,483 Why the fuck have you got a balaclava? 1387 01:11:23,618 --> 01:11:24,786 Yeah, that's the important thing, isn't it? 1388 01:11:24,919 --> 01:11:26,486 Why are you sleeping on my toilet? 1389 01:11:26,621 --> 01:11:28,156 Get the fuck out of my bathroom. 1390 01:11:28,355 --> 01:11:30,892 Yeah, uh, issue, um. 1391 01:11:31,692 --> 01:11:32,794 I've been sitting here for hours. 1392 01:11:32,927 --> 01:11:34,394 I can't even feel my legs. 1393 01:11:34,529 --> 01:11:36,264 Can you, I can't even feel them at all. 1394 01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:37,364 Can you help me get-- 1395 01:11:38,699 --> 01:11:39,567 Can you? 1396 01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:41,602 Ow, ow ow, owie! 1397 01:11:43,070 --> 01:11:44,906 Okay, nice to meet you. 1398 01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:47,374 That's enough. 1399 01:11:50,912 --> 01:11:51,846 Yeah. 1400 01:11:53,514 --> 01:11:56,184 You're not gonna put on the piss trousers again? 1401 01:11:56,383 --> 01:11:58,886 Yeah, they'll be dry. They'll be fine. 1402 01:11:59,020 --> 01:12:00,788 Yeah, but the smell. 1403 01:12:01,622 --> 01:12:02,389 Oh, the smell? 1404 01:12:02,455 --> 01:12:03,791 Yeah. 1405 01:12:03,925 --> 01:12:06,127 Yeah. Yeah, a little bit pissy still. 1406 01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:08,896 But that's all right. What are you gonna do? 1407 01:12:11,265 --> 01:12:13,768 Probably not gonna come into work today, Mark. 1408 01:12:13,901 --> 01:12:16,804 Okay, yeah, I think that's, think that's fair enough. 1409 01:12:17,705 --> 01:12:18,405 Yeah. 1410 01:12:20,473 --> 01:12:21,008 You're um, 1411 01:12:23,678 --> 01:12:25,713 you're not gonna do anything, you know, 1412 01:12:25,847 --> 01:12:27,515 stupid, are you, Charles? 1413 01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:31,052 What do you mean? 1414 01:12:31,185 --> 01:12:32,887 The whole guns and balaclavas thing 1415 01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:35,890 doesn't exactly say sensible. 1416 01:12:38,025 --> 01:12:39,894 And heroin does? 1417 01:12:41,195 --> 01:12:41,963 Good point. 1418 01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:43,865 Yeah. 1419 01:12:46,133 --> 01:12:48,102 It's just that, you know, I, I like you, man. 1420 01:12:48,236 --> 01:12:50,437 You're a good guy. 1421 01:12:53,307 --> 01:12:54,542 Thanks, Mark. 1422 01:12:54,675 --> 01:12:56,210 -Yeah. 1423 01:12:56,344 --> 01:12:57,345 Right. 1424 01:12:58,045 --> 01:13:00,348 Mark, your, your coat? 1425 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:01,481 -Yeah. 1426 01:13:01,616 --> 01:13:03,618 Can I borrow that for a couple of days? 1427 01:13:04,252 --> 01:13:07,255 Um, yeah, yeah. Fits you, yeah. 1428 01:13:07,922 --> 01:13:09,090 -Thanks. 1429 01:13:09,223 --> 01:13:10,992 You know what? You can, you can keep that one. 1430 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,059 -Yeah? 1431 01:13:12,193 --> 01:13:13,961 Yeah. Yeah, thanks for having me. 1432 01:13:15,096 --> 01:13:16,264 No, thanks for coming. 1433 01:13:16,463 --> 01:13:18,532 Same time next week or something. 1434 01:13:18,666 --> 01:13:19,600 -Yeah, maybe. 1435 01:13:19,734 --> 01:13:21,602 -All right, see ya. 1436 01:13:29,010 --> 01:13:29,777 Hm. 1437 01:13:33,114 --> 01:13:36,483 Well, what do you think? Big enough to hide a musket? 1438 01:13:36,550 --> 01:13:37,618 I love it. 1439 01:13:38,552 --> 01:13:39,654 So I have today off. 1440 01:13:39,787 --> 01:13:41,622 Oh, really? 1441 01:13:41,756 --> 01:13:43,624 Mm-hm. What do you wanna do? 1442 01:13:54,501 --> 01:13:55,369 Charlie. 1443 01:13:57,071 --> 01:14:00,508 You need to stop with the sex stuff. 1444 01:14:01,575 --> 01:14:02,777 Why? 1445 01:14:02,910 --> 01:14:06,514 You don't need to go into so much detail every time. 1446 01:14:07,281 --> 01:14:08,916 It's an important part of the story. 1447 01:14:09,050 --> 01:14:14,288 How is you having sex an important part of the story? 1448 01:14:14,422 --> 01:14:19,026 Surely the whole planning a murder is the important part. 1449 01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:21,562 Well, it's a subplot, isn't it? 1450 01:14:21,696 --> 01:14:22,930 It's character development. 1451 01:14:23,064 --> 01:14:26,934 These aren't characters, Charlie. 1452 01:14:27,068 --> 01:14:30,771 This isn't a made-up story. This is your life, isn't it? 1453 01:14:32,239 --> 01:14:34,675 Or is this all some sort of joke? 1454 01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:36,677 Glad to see you think my life's a joke, Doc. 1455 01:14:36,811 --> 01:14:37,645 Unbelievable. 1456 01:14:37,778 --> 01:14:39,280 I need a drink. 1457 01:14:51,425 --> 01:14:52,560 Can I get one of those? 1458 01:14:57,898 --> 01:14:59,000 So should I-- 1459 01:14:59,433 --> 01:14:59,934 Go ahead. 1460 01:15:00,067 --> 01:15:01,135 Okay, great. 1461 01:15:01,268 --> 01:15:02,636 Supposed to get to Jimmy's place by 1:00 AM, 1462 01:15:02,770 --> 01:15:04,705 on the dot, not a minute later. 1463 01:15:11,078 --> 01:15:12,980 Oh banger, banger. 1464 01:16:15,943 --> 01:16:17,945 Oh fuck, fuck I'm gonna be late. 1465 01:18:01,583 --> 01:18:02,349 Shh. 1466 01:18:03,884 --> 01:18:05,019 Where is he? 1467 01:18:05,152 --> 01:18:06,420 He's in there. You're late. 1468 01:18:06,555 --> 01:18:10,659 Yeah, I know. Traffic was pretty bad. 1469 01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:12,193 Traffic, at 1:00 AM? 1470 01:18:12,927 --> 01:18:13,961 Yeah. 1471 01:18:14,094 --> 01:18:14,895 For fuck sake, where's the balaclava? 1472 01:18:15,029 --> 01:18:15,829 Yeah. 1473 01:18:21,769 --> 01:18:24,071 Wait. Do we even need to wear these? 1474 01:18:24,205 --> 01:18:25,372 We're gonna kill him. 1475 01:18:25,507 --> 01:18:27,542 Yeah, absolutely not, no. 1476 01:18:28,776 --> 01:18:30,110 Good thinking. 1477 01:18:30,244 --> 01:18:31,111 Very warm. 1478 01:18:31,245 --> 01:18:32,046 Shh, shh. 1479 01:18:32,681 --> 01:18:34,815 Okay. Go. 1480 01:18:49,797 --> 01:18:51,031 Why is he fucking naked? 1481 01:18:51,165 --> 01:18:53,801 He always sleep naked. 1482 01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:55,035 Just don't look at it. 1483 01:18:55,169 --> 01:18:57,204 Look at it? It's looking at me again. 1484 01:18:57,338 --> 01:18:58,973 Shut up. Let me get the money. 1485 01:18:59,106 --> 01:18:59,708 Kill him. 1486 01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:00,709 Fine. 1487 01:19:14,989 --> 01:19:15,823 Fuck it. 1488 01:19:20,828 --> 01:19:21,730 Will you hurry the fuck up? 1489 01:19:21,862 --> 01:19:22,731 Shh. 1490 01:19:35,476 --> 01:19:37,278 What are you waiting for? Shoot him. 1491 01:19:40,281 --> 01:19:41,650 I can't do it. 1492 01:19:41,849 --> 01:19:43,652 You can't do it? 1493 01:19:43,851 --> 01:19:44,586 I can't do this. 1494 01:19:47,689 --> 01:19:49,123 Wait, where the fuck are you going? 1495 01:19:49,990 --> 01:19:51,392 What the fuck are you doing? 1496 01:19:51,526 --> 01:19:52,426 I can't breathe. 1497 01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:53,528 What? 1498 01:19:53,662 --> 01:19:54,729 I think I'm having a panic attack. 1499 01:19:54,862 --> 01:19:55,563 Are you fucking serious? 1500 01:19:55,697 --> 01:19:56,731 Go in there. 1501 01:19:56,864 --> 01:19:58,633 -Go in there! -Sorry, sorry. 1502 01:19:58,767 --> 01:19:59,734 Just breathe. Just breathe. 1503 01:20:10,679 --> 01:20:12,046 Hello, Hedgehog. 1504 01:20:15,049 --> 01:20:16,417 Jimmy, no no, no no no. 1505 01:20:17,519 --> 01:20:19,253 Get off him, Jimmy. What the fuck? 1506 01:20:20,722 --> 01:20:21,388 Get off him! 1507 01:20:25,359 --> 01:20:26,795 Get off him, Jimmy! 1508 01:20:28,062 --> 01:20:29,830 You think you can rob me? 1509 01:20:29,963 --> 01:20:33,167 You come in my house, you try and fucking rob me? 1510 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,442 Get off him, Jimmy. 1511 01:20:43,745 --> 01:20:44,945 Baby. 1512 01:20:45,079 --> 01:20:48,015 I said get the fuck off him, Jimmy! 1513 01:20:57,157 --> 01:20:58,526 You okay, Charlie? 1514 01:21:01,395 --> 01:21:02,764 Get on your knees. 1515 01:21:03,931 --> 01:21:06,033 What are you gonna do, shoot me? 1516 01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:08,168 Get the fuck on your knees! 1517 01:21:21,348 --> 01:21:23,984 What did I ever do to you, hm? 1518 01:21:34,962 --> 01:21:36,631 I told you it was a good story. 1519 01:21:39,266 --> 01:21:43,838 You're aware I now have to inform the authorities? 1520 01:21:43,971 --> 01:21:47,374 I mean, you committed a murder. 1521 01:21:50,210 --> 01:21:51,780 Would we really call it a murder? 1522 01:21:51,979 --> 01:21:54,248 You knowingly planned to kill someone, yes. 1523 01:21:54,381 --> 01:21:55,784 We would call that a murder. 1524 01:21:55,983 --> 01:22:00,120 Yeah, but don't you think that some people, 1525 01:22:00,254 --> 01:22:03,658 some people just deserve to die? 1526 01:22:06,026 --> 01:22:07,428 You're basically insane. 1527 01:22:07,562 --> 01:22:09,229 Is that the same thing as crazy? 1528 01:22:09,363 --> 01:22:10,431 Because that seems a little bit more harsh. 1529 01:22:10,565 --> 01:22:11,699 I'm calling the police. 1530 01:22:11,833 --> 01:22:12,767 No, we haven't even gotten to the real reason 1531 01:22:12,901 --> 01:22:14,301 as to why I'm here yet. 1532 01:22:14,435 --> 01:22:15,570 What are you talking about? 1533 01:22:15,703 --> 01:22:16,604 The twist. Every story needs a twist, right? 1534 01:22:16,738 --> 01:22:18,071 The twist. 1535 01:22:18,205 --> 01:22:20,307 Yeah, that last part where the audience just go, Fuck me! 1536 01:22:20,441 --> 01:22:21,175 Fuck me? 1537 01:22:21,308 --> 01:22:22,276 Yeah, fuck you, indeed, Doc. 1538 01:22:22,409 --> 01:22:23,611 Don't dial another fucking number. 1539 01:22:29,517 --> 01:22:31,653 Do you remember that story she told me in bed? 1540 01:22:32,352 --> 01:22:34,321 About the doctor, used to touch her 1541 01:22:34,455 --> 01:22:35,590 when she was a little kid? 1542 01:22:38,058 --> 01:22:39,059 It was you, wasn't it? 1543 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,395 Hm? 1544 01:22:41,529 --> 01:22:43,464 You see, after we killed Jimmy 1545 01:22:43,598 --> 01:22:45,432 and seemingly got away with it, 1546 01:22:45,567 --> 01:22:47,635 we put our heads together and we thought, 1547 01:22:47,769 --> 01:22:51,071 who else in our lives has fucked us over? 1548 01:22:51,205 --> 01:22:53,307 You were the top of her list. 1549 01:22:54,943 --> 01:22:57,077 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1550 01:22:57,211 --> 01:22:59,112 Really? Really? 1551 01:22:59,246 --> 01:23:00,314 Funny that. 1552 01:23:05,352 --> 01:23:06,754 Made up with the American, by the way. 1553 01:23:08,422 --> 01:23:09,824 You know what I find funny? 1554 01:23:10,859 --> 01:23:13,093 Is that you sit there every day, 1555 01:23:13,227 --> 01:23:15,730 listen to people's problems, you jot it down 1556 01:23:15,864 --> 01:23:18,499 in our little notepad and then you go home 1557 01:23:18,633 --> 01:23:23,303 to Mr. Therapist, who I'm assuming has no idea 1558 01:23:23,437 --> 01:23:25,707 that what really turns you on 1559 01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:28,342 is raping little girls. 1560 01:23:31,513 --> 01:23:34,214 You're delusional, Charlie. 1561 01:23:35,182 --> 01:23:37,217 You have serious mental health issues. 1562 01:23:39,821 --> 01:23:41,221 Then why have you stopped dialing? 1563 01:23:44,893 --> 01:23:45,793 Hm? 1564 01:23:52,399 --> 01:23:53,433 There you go. 1565 01:23:56,671 --> 01:23:57,471 What do you want? 1566 01:23:59,106 --> 01:24:00,307 What's the time? 1567 01:24:04,311 --> 01:24:05,747 Just gone one. 1568 01:24:07,114 --> 01:24:07,949 Perfect. 1569 01:24:13,253 --> 01:24:15,523 Um, I think that's for you. 1570 01:24:17,291 --> 01:24:18,358 Go on. 1571 01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:35,275 Hi, Doc. 1572 01:24:38,780 --> 01:24:39,581 Bye, Doc. 1573 01:24:57,899 --> 01:25:01,335 Oh my God. I think I'm getting used to that. Well done. 1574 01:25:01,468 --> 01:25:02,570 Hey, guys. 1575 01:25:03,638 --> 01:25:06,173 Mark, what the fuck are you doing here? 1576 01:25:06,239 --> 01:25:07,207 Don't shoot! 1577 01:25:08,275 --> 01:25:10,545 We're in, we're in couples therapy. 1578 01:25:10,678 --> 01:25:12,446 This is my wife, by the way. 1579 01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:15,349 Linda, Charlie. Charlie, Linda. 1580 01:25:16,183 --> 01:25:17,351 Hi. 1581 01:25:17,484 --> 01:25:19,020 -Hi, Linda. -Hi. 1582 01:25:19,186 --> 01:25:21,556 -Yeah, turns out no other women wanted to fuck me, so. 1583 01:25:21,689 --> 01:25:23,958 How did you not see them when you... 1584 01:25:24,092 --> 01:25:25,459 I don't know. 1585 01:25:25,593 --> 01:25:26,961 I just walked in, knocked on the door. It went so quickly. 1586 01:25:27,095 --> 01:25:28,029 - You guys didn't even say anything. - -Fuck me! 1587 01:25:28,195 --> 01:25:30,064 No, no, she's right. We didn't. 1588 01:25:30,197 --> 01:25:31,331 I think it was the shock. It all happened so fast. 1589 01:25:31,465 --> 01:25:33,467 Is she dead in there? 1590 01:25:33,601 --> 01:25:34,802 Yes! 1591 01:25:34,936 --> 01:25:35,737 Right. 1592 01:25:37,572 --> 01:25:38,940 Right. 1593 01:25:39,073 --> 01:25:41,308 You can put your hands down, by the way. 1594 01:25:41,441 --> 01:25:42,476 All right, yeah. 1595 01:25:44,779 --> 01:25:46,614 Whew, so. 1596 01:25:48,348 --> 01:25:52,352 So what, what, what do we do now? What do we do, now? 1597 01:25:54,722 --> 01:25:55,690 I don't know. I don't know. 1598 01:25:55,823 --> 01:25:56,456 Baby, what do we do? 1599 01:25:56,591 --> 01:25:57,725 I have no idea. 1600 01:25:57,859 --> 01:25:59,426 I mean, there's two ways we could go about this. 1601 01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:00,962 We could shoot them. 1602 01:26:01,095 --> 01:26:02,362 No, no. 1603 01:26:02,496 --> 01:26:04,632 That's one option. Or? 1604 01:26:04,766 --> 01:26:07,434 We let them go and hope that they'll not telltale tits. 1605 01:26:09,103 --> 01:26:10,337 What's it gonna be, Mark? 1606 01:26:11,973 --> 01:26:13,407 Yeah, I like, like the second one more. 1607 01:26:13,541 --> 01:26:15,076 Yeah? Linda? 1608 01:26:17,310 --> 01:26:18,378 Second one please. 1609 01:26:18,513 --> 01:26:19,346 Second one. 1610 01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:21,983 Okay, great. 1611 01:26:22,116 --> 01:26:23,250 Great. 1612 01:26:23,350 --> 01:26:25,920 This is what you say when the police come. 1613 01:26:26,054 --> 01:26:27,655 You opened the door to the doctor's office, 1614 01:26:27,789 --> 01:26:29,624 and that is when you found her dead. 1615 01:26:29,757 --> 01:26:31,324 And then you immediately called the police. 1616 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:33,427 You immediately called the police. 1617 01:26:33,561 --> 01:26:34,562 -Yep. -Yeah? 1618 01:26:34,696 --> 01:26:35,462 Where's my phone? Here. 1619 01:26:35,596 --> 01:26:36,864 Killers were long gone. 1620 01:26:36,998 --> 01:26:38,132 Mm-hm. 1621 01:26:38,265 --> 01:26:39,266 Is that clear? 1622 01:26:39,366 --> 01:26:41,669 Crystal clear, yes. Crystal clear. 1623 01:26:42,637 --> 01:26:44,539 Well, we should go. 1624 01:26:44,672 --> 01:26:45,272 Yeah. 1625 01:26:47,274 --> 01:26:51,012 You're a good guy, too, Mark. Thanks for everything, mate. 1626 01:26:53,715 --> 01:26:54,749 Thanks, man. 1627 01:27:08,361 --> 01:27:10,198 Ah, so? 1628 01:27:11,899 --> 01:27:12,967 So. 1629 01:27:13,101 --> 01:27:14,035 Where to now? 1630 01:27:14,702 --> 01:27:15,970 Mexico? 1631 01:27:16,104 --> 01:27:17,304 Mexico. 1632 01:27:17,437 --> 01:27:18,606 Mexico. Mexico. 1633 01:27:18,740 --> 01:27:20,474 -Mexico! -Mexico! 1634 01:27:20,608 --> 01:27:22,610 Mexico! Woo! 1635 01:27:29,984 --> 01:27:32,153 You should probably put that away now. 1636 01:27:32,319 --> 01:27:33,888 The police will probably see that. 1637 01:27:40,494 --> 01:27:41,929 What are you doing? 1638 01:27:44,364 --> 01:27:45,867 What the fuck are you doing? 1639 01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:48,202 Don't. 1640 01:27:49,537 --> 01:27:50,772 Fuck off. 1641 01:27:50,905 --> 01:27:52,140 Stop the car, Charlie. 1642 01:27:52,573 --> 01:27:53,241 What do you mean stop the car? 1643 01:27:53,373 --> 01:27:54,341 Stop the car, Charlie. 1644 01:27:54,407 --> 01:27:55,777 I'm not stop, I'm gonna-- 1645 01:27:55,910 --> 01:27:57,578 Stop the fucking car, Charlie! 1646 01:28:06,419 --> 01:28:07,255 What? 1647 01:28:07,387 --> 01:28:09,991 I'm fucking with you. 1648 01:28:10,124 --> 01:28:11,592 I nearly shit myself then. 1649 01:28:11,726 --> 01:28:13,426 -You were afraid. -Fuck me! 1650 01:28:13,561 --> 01:28:14,595 Fucking hell. 1651 01:28:14,729 --> 01:28:16,764 You are another breed. Fucking hell. 1652 01:28:16,898 --> 01:28:20,668 Ah, why would I shoot you? I fucking love you. 1653 01:28:25,606 --> 01:28:28,142 Think you just, you just said you love me. 1654 01:28:29,043 --> 01:28:29,844 Yeah. 1655 01:28:35,049 --> 01:28:36,383 Are you crying? 1656 01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:39,620 Mm, mm-mm . No. 1657 01:28:39,754 --> 01:28:40,922 Oh my God, you're crying. 1658 01:28:41,055 --> 01:28:43,456 I'm not, you are. I'm not. 1659 01:28:43,591 --> 01:28:46,493 You're a fucking pussy, Charlie. 1660 01:28:49,396 --> 01:28:50,598 It's just that nobody's ever said that to me before. 1661 01:28:50,731 --> 01:28:52,867 Oh my God, shut up. I love this song. 1662 01:28:56,737 --> 01:28:57,772 Not quite. 1663 01:29:00,808 --> 01:29:02,677 This is half leather.