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Can you not?
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I'm surprising someone in London...
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Someone needs an orgasm.
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Stop being anal, Kate.
It's just a party.
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- Please. - No.
- Yes. - No.
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- Yes!
- No! - It's my birthday.
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We are not allowed parties.
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We will get kicked out.
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All right,
how is not wanting to be homeless anal?
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Just a small little gathering.
You can invite Jessica for my sex.
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I don't want work people
seeing where I live, thanks.
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They'll think I'm a squatter.
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Look, the whole point
of living in a disused hospital
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is to get a girl on a slab.
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No, Sam, it's to save money
for a deposit on an actual house.
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Oh, yeah,
as if that's what we're all doing here.
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Come on, Kate.
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I'll go down on you.
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Don't go down on my fiance.
The pigeon's in the shower again.
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- It's nice to know he's looking after himself.
- Just throw it over him.
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- It's not moving and it's looking right at me.
- I'll go.
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Oh, my God! I'm going to have to say it.
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He's going to say something terrible.
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It's my first birthday
since my dad died.
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There, said it.
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- What's this?
- He wants a party.
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No-one should have to go around
carrying this much grief
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and this much semen.
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Something bad is bound to happen.
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You're unbelievable. I'm an orphan.
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- You have a mum.
- She lives south of the river.
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Compliment her again and she'll do it.
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You've got really fit hair.
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I'm going to be late.
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- We're organising a massive treasure hunt today for a shoe shop.
- Mm.
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- Maybe we could do something like that.
- Oh, you're an angel!
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- The pigeon puffs up when it's angry.
- I know, baby. - You're my hero.
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Er, Melody, when you want me,
I am all yours.
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Come on, one poke.
Melody, what have I got to do?
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- Really? - Yeah.
- Drug me. - Wow.
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- And then never tell me.
- Wow. Really? - Yeah.
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'Ladies and gentlemen,
this bus will be terminating
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'at London Victoria
in approximately 15 minutes.'
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What the fuck?!
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- This place is amazing.
- I know, it's brilliant. Thanks for taking me.
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Forgive me, Kate.
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It appears you live in a hospital.
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Please don't tell anyone at work.
I'm not a squatter, OK? I do pay.
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Me and Anthony are just saving
for the wedding and...
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- I'm just not a squatter.
- No, no.
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Congratulations, by the way.
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He cooks a mean curry.
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Oh! Thanks!
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I still get coy
when he takes his shirt off.
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What was your wedding like?
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Where are you staying
while your divorce wraps up?
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Um...
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Still on the sofa.
Cara's moved him in now.
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It's, er,
a little awkward in the mornings,
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but they're usually in bed
by the time I get back,
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which is a small mercy, I suppose.
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Oh, God, Colin! There's a spare ward
going here if you need the space.
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Thank you. I'll think about it.
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Melody!
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This is Crying Colin from work...
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Colin from work.
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He's thinking about
moving into the spare ward.
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- Are you poor?
- Um, no. Just...
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Lonely?
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- Well, I'm going through a divorce.
- So both.
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I suppose so, yes.
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Do you enjoy living here?
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Well, you're not allowed
to have parties, cook meals,
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light candles, have sex,
express emotion, claim any rights,
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argue if they want to throw you out
with only two days' notice,
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or smoke.
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It's a riot.
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Gosh.
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Happy birthday, dude.
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Ahh!
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Mmm! Stop.
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Stop it!
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Stop it.
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OK, OK, everybody, everybody!
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Line up for the treasure hunt.
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There are clues
on every floor of the hospital.
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Do not change your partner
once you've been allocated one, OK?
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- It's going to be...
- Anal! - ..super fun.
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Right. Purnima and...
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- Sam!
- ..Harry.
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- Jessica, Jessica, Jessica...
- Jessica and...
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Sam!
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...that unbelievably hot guy.
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What? Who even is that?
Who brought that?
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Kate, mate, digging the squat.
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It's not a squat.
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- Melody and...
- Sam!
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...Colin.
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Anthony...
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and...
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- Lulu?
- ..me!
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No fucking way!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! What are you doing here?
Look at your stupid face.
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Oh, my God, don't say anything!
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Oh, my God, you have to meet Kate!
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Kate, this is... This is Lulu.
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- My Lulu.
- Wow! Lulu!
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- Lulu! Oh, it's so great to finally meet you.
- You, too.
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Is that a ukulele? Wow, quirky!
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Yeah, thanks. I try really hard.
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You must be the brilliant Kate.
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My God!
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- Ohh!
- Wow, you are gorgeous.
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What are you doing with this shitbag?
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Oh, just... You know, just...
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Just...
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- She totally loves me.
- No, I don't!
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- You don't?
- No, I do.
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A lot. I love him so much, I could die.
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- Mwah!
- So you're here! Yeah!
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Fucking look at you!
I've missed you so much.
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Hey! Sugar-tits.
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OK, no, don't speak to him.
I grew up with her.
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She is Red Zone.
She's basically my sister.
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You guys look really similar.
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- Yeah, I guess we...
- No, I don't think so.
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- So, I'm Sam and I am amazing.
- He's a pervert.
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This is Melody. She's a hot frog.
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- She's a teacher.
- I'm an artist.
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And you've met Kate. She's really anal.
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I am not anal.
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- Do you all live here?
- We're not friends. We just share a floor.
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- What are you doing here?
- Oh, I dunno.
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I've just got to find somewhere to live
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and then I'm just going to be
completely on top of this one.
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- Can I dump my stuff?
- Sure, yeah. I'll show you round the wards.
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- I'm about to start the treasure hunt.
- We'll just be a couple of secs.
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"Sex"!
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OK, OK.
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Sam and...
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Fred.
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- Fred? Who's she?
- HE lives with us, you moron.
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Hi.
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Ohh... Oh, Jesus.
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Josh and Vicky.
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OK, babycakes,
your penis is a bit of a problem for me.
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We're going to have to forget that
exists while we do this, capisce?
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- Capisce.
- That's my girl.
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OK, everybody, let the...
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Let the treasure hunt commence!
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What are you doing here, Lu?
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- Ah, I missed you.
- Yeah, and...?
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Steven kicked me out, so I left town,
did a bit of travelling.
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What? Where did you go?
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Mainly the Midlands,
but I spent a bit of time in Bristol,
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which was really intense.
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Out the way, out the way.
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Hey, Lulu-licious,
do you want to, er, swap partners?
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No way.
You two are perfect for each other.
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- Ooh, you're cheeky. I like that.
- Red Zone?
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- He's hot.
- No, he's not.
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So, this is new.
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Yeah, it's my uku-Lulu.
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Can you play?
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Even though I know
I'm not a lesbian for sure
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I sometimes look up lesbian porn
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And it really, really,
really gets me off.
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Yes!
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Er, homeless people.
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I sometimes feel bad if they
have scabs on their faces...
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- Oh!
- What? - I think my tampon just came out a bit.
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Er, can I do anything?
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- Yeah, actually, if you could just...
- Wow, OK.
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- I was joking!
- Thank God! - What were you going to do?
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- Help you. I don't know! Eugh.
- Hey...
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You would love my vagina.
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She really went for it. Wow!
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- Boom. Big one. Lift me, princess.
- OK!
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Brilliant. This is so much fun.
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Hey, we have actually met before,
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in the laundry room when you were stealing that girl's...
- Oh, shit-fit.
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"The envelopes on the ceiling all contain X-rays
with the letters of the alphabet hidden in them.
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"Find all the letters and they will make
up the name of the room the prize is in."
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She is so fucking anal. I love her.
Let's go.
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- Vault me, vault me!
- Yes, I will!
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Ah!
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W!
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- Vault me again, vault me again.
- Yeah!
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So I guess go for it.
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- Could I just double check the clue?
- No.
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She wouldn't have hidden anything
in a toilet.
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She's not that kind of person.
Trust me, I work for her.
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Let her surprise you.
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It's the most attractive thing
a person can do.
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So rare to be surprised.
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Oh, God. Oh, putain.
I can't believe you just did that!
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Neither can I.
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I can't feel a clue.
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Found it.
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The main rule about truth songs
is just to sing with abandon.
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Just let go of whatever you're
afraid of admitting to yourself.
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Yeah, I really get it.
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I really get how it's about
being who you need to want to be,
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in a world where needing to be someone
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is more about being
who you think you need to be,
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when really,
what we all just need to do is sing...
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man.
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- You're taking the piss.
- I'm taking the piss, yeah. - Wow!
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You really can't drop it, can you?
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- You really can't take a joke, can you?
- Look at you.
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- You get so edgy.
- I get...?
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Shouldn't you be rubbing up
against someone downstairs by now?
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- Say one thing sincerely, I dare you.
- You flirt with me too much.
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I'm afraid you have to sing it,
or it doesn't count.
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- I'll play.
- No.
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You sing, I'll play.
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Do you really think
I flirt with you too much?
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Do you wish I didn't?
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- Hey! - Hi. - Hey.
- What are you doing?
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We're just having a singsong.
Come join us.
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Oh! No.
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Singing's not really my thing.
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Sorry, baby, we're just catching up.
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Yeah, no,
you haven't seen each other for ages.
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Hey, it's all getting a bit heated
between Jess...
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And that unbelievably hot guy.
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- His name is...
- Don't ruin it.
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Come on, we've missed enough of this
brilliant treasure-hunt bonanza.
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- Who's my partner, baby?
- No!
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Stay. Catch up.
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It's fine. Too many people anyway.
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Hm!
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Push harder! Push harder!
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Mate, you smell like lychees.
D'you eat a lot of lychees?
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Stop making me laugh!
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Oh, what the fuck?!
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Heeey! Wow, you two look cosy.
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I was going to fuck you.
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Excuse me?!
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I was... going... to... fuck... you.
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Oh shit!
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Oh, my gosh, I'm sorry,
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I guess in that case I should,
I should probably...
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You OK?
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Stop trying to bum me!
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- Excuse me?!
- Fucking bender!
248
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That is not nice.
249
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:03,360
Yeah, well neither is being sexually
assaulted by a surprise flatmate.
250
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,238
I don't think you're very happy, mate.
251
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,878
- Don't say "mate".
- You say "babe".
252
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,398
I'm an estate agent.
I'm meant to sound like a twat.
253
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,400
What's your excuse?
254
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,798
Won't Kate be wondering
what you're doing?
255
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,318
She'll just assume I'm smoking.
256
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,518
Fiver says she sniffs
my breath when we go down.
257
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,478
- Supportive
- It's OK. I'll say you were my witness.
258
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,038
Fiver says she'll sniff your cock
if you tell her that.
259
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:49,040
- God!
- Sorry! But she might as well have weed on you down there!
260
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:53,280
Don't, OK? Sometimes you just
take it too far, Lulu.
261
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,398
She'd be well within her
rights to be paranoid
262
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,838
the way you behaved downstairs.
263
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,438
We both know there's nothing between us,
but I won't have you
264
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:04,440
taking the piss out of her, all right?
Fuck sake!
265
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,158
I mean, you really, really
266
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,158
fell for that hook, line and sinker.
267
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,078
Oh, my God! You dick!
I can't believe you still get me!
268
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:17,080
I'm sorry but your face was hilarious!
269
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,840
Diabetic? That's intense.
270
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:28,318
- What made you think I was gay?
- You are so gay.
271
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,198
You don't know me at all.
I know when one jumps on my back.
272
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:35,200
You are so inappropriate!
And you told me to do that!
273
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,958
Are you gay?
274
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,960
Are you?
275
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:45,520
You're so gay.
276
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,840
I heard about your Dad. I'm sorry. Yeah.
277
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,678
Mine died too. I was much younger but...
278
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:03,680
Hurts, yeah.
279
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,238
Yeah.
280
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,478
(Yeah.
281
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:13,480
Yeah.
282
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,840
Right, come on treacle, let's go.
Let's win this thing.
283
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,998
Wanking room!
How does she know about my wanking room?
284
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,798
- Waiting room?
- WAITING ROOM!
285
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,800
You are a genius.
286
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,558
I'm sorry I flirt with you too much.
287
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,678
I'm allowed to fancy you though,
doesn't count.
288
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,000
Do you though?
289
00:17:05,015 --> 00:17:08,758
Nah. Used to though.
You can cling to that.
290
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,118
- What's going on here?
- What do you mean?
291
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,678
Now, come on. We have never
been more sober in our lives.
292
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,758
I'm trying to be an adult now, OK?
293
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,958
I actually want to know how
you feel about me.
294
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,198
I don't care about the
shit-storm it could cause.
295
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,438
I don't care about Kate,
296
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,678
I mean,
I think she's probably a lesbian anyway.
297
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,358
I just need you to admit you don't
just flirt with me for kicks.
298
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,838
OK. Just so I know that I'm not crazy.
299
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,998
Fuck off!
300
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,758
Can you drop it please?
Just for a second.
301
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,760
- You're making me nervous.
- Sit down.
302
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,038
Why do you do it?
303
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,198
- Power?
- Yeah.
304
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,118
But you would never actually kiss me?
305
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,438
I've been trying since we were 14, baby.
306
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,318
Bullshit. Kiss me, then.
307
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,638
Tease!
308
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,598
Coming from you!
309
00:17:55,600 --> 00:18:01,320
- You kiss me.
- You kiss me.
310
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,758
Lu, you're kissing me.
311
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,158
I know.
312
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,838
Woah, woah, woah!
313
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,598
You just won't lose, will you?!
314
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,600
- You actually kissed me.
- Yeah, that was...
315
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,518
- You don't actually think Kate is a lesbian, do you?
- No!
316
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:23,358
OK. Oh, my God. Lu?
317
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,638
- I'm such a dick.
- I didn't think in a million years you'd... Lu? Do you?
318
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,958
- It's OK, it's fine,
- I know you can't...
319
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,960
You're serious? Lu, I've been in love
with you... I'm joking, you dick!
320
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,238
Oh right. Course. Touche! Me too.
321
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,838
- Me too.
- Me too.
322
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:45,358
Good.
323
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,558
I should probably go and sort
this tampon out now.
324
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,560
Yeah. Good.
325
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,758
I am not going on a date with you.
326
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,198
- Why not?
- You'll eat me alive.
327
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,200
Maybe. You might like it.
If we don't try we'll never know.
328
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,478
Don't be a scaredy-cunt.
329
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,598
Oh, that is a horrible word.
330
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,398
That is my favourite word.
331
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:21,400
Say it, cunt, and let's get dinner.
332
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:25,920
Cunt! Oh, God protect me.
333
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,638
Magnifique.
334
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,558
The prize is in the waiting room!
335
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,198
Shut that pretty mouth, baby.
336
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:37,200
Let's go.
337
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:47,520
Hey guys! Tequila!
338
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:28,160
I am fun!
339
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,400
Don't be a scaredy-cunt.
340
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,598
I am not anal!
341
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,958
- Baby...
- You say I am not anal!
342
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,398
You are not anal.
343
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,478
And don't think I don't know that
because I make all the fun,
344
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,480
I can't have any of the fun because
I always know where the prize is!
345
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,558
I'm the fun one, OK?
346
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:57,438
In here, it's all crazy crazy in here!
347
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:01,440
Whoo! Look at me! I am out of control!
348
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,358
Woah!
349
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,558
Sorry. I'm a dick.
350
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,560
It's OK. I know it's because you're sad,
but we are here.
351
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:16,080
Thank you for my party.
Where's the prize?
352
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,718
(It's in the incubator!)
353
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,720
Come here, pumpkin.
354
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:33,040
Yeeaaah! Winner, winner!
355
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,758
Where's my baby gurl?
356
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,038
This is for you!
357
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,798
Argh! Argh! That was horrible!
358
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,238
Head forward, pinch the top.
359
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,158
And who's this guy?
360
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:52,160
- He's mine.
- Really?!
361
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:01,558
Thank you. He's unbelievably hot.
See you on Monday.
362
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:05,560
Slut!
363
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,640
D'accord. Bon soir. Happy birthday.
364
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:15,638
Happy birthday!
I've had such a lovely night.
365
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,998
So nice to hang out with...
366
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,638
If I throw up in my bed,
I'm gonna sleep in yours, OK?
367
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:20,878
OK.
368
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,158
- I am going to be sick.
- Yeah?
369
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,518
And then I am going to be
so anal with you.
370
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:30,358
Whooo!
371
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,998
Welcome to the family, Lu.
372
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,518
Oh, yeah, I think I'm just gonna
find somewhere else to...
373
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,998
No. No! You are staying here.
374
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Because, you are special to him,
so you're special on me.
375
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,278
- Yeah, I think it might be weird.
- Why would it be weird?
376
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,438
- It wouldn't be weird.
- It wouldn't be.
377
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,238
Good! Goooooood.
378
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:57,240
- Thanks, Kate.
- Pffffft! I'm chill.
379
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,878
So that's cool that...
Yeah, it's gonna be...
380
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,880
- Yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah, cool. - Cool.
381
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,558
Why are you being weird?
382
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,718
He calls her my Lulu.
383
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,278
That's so hot.
384
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,198
Which bit do I pick up when it rings?
385
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,398
Sorry, is this a joke?
386
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,078
- Hello, Colin.
- Bad!
387
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,558
I think you should live with me.
388
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,358
I think you would like being painted.
389
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,838
I'll be generous with your penis.
390
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,278
Hey guys, great work.
391
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,478
Fred, I need to ask you to step outside.
392
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,718
Where are we going?
393
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,080
Aaaaargh!