1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:04,683 This programme contains some strong language 2 00:00:04,683 --> 00:00:06,803 - When he's in Manchester, his music reminds him of home, 3 00:00:06,803 --> 00:00:08,363 but when he's here, he doesn't wear them 4 00:00:08,363 --> 00:00:10,123 because home doesn't feel like home any more. 5 00:00:10,123 --> 00:00:12,163 You're getting married and you're moving out? - Yeah. 6 00:00:12,163 --> 00:00:14,363 - I've got one like that at home. - Sorry? One like what?! 7 00:00:14,363 --> 00:00:17,803 Who's this? Who's the good thing? - Rebecca. 8 00:00:17,803 --> 00:00:21,163 - You're eating a fish pie, in the middle of the night. 9 00:00:21,163 --> 00:00:23,643 And there's only one other person I've ever seen do that - 10 00:00:23,643 --> 00:00:26,243 your mother, when she was pregnant with you. 11 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:39,723 - INTERNAL RINGTONE 12 00:00:39,723 --> 00:00:41,403 - Hi, you're through to Rebecca's phone, 13 00:00:41,403 --> 00:00:43,483 I can't take your call right now but leave a message 14 00:00:43,483 --> 00:00:45,243 and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 15 00:00:45,243 --> 00:00:47,283 - MESSAGE TONE 16 00:00:50,763 --> 00:00:52,643 I want to tell you something. 17 00:00:53,883 --> 00:00:58,603 And we can talk about it as much as you like, or not. 18 00:01:00,443 --> 00:01:02,003 I'm going to have a baby. 19 00:01:03,723 --> 00:01:05,763 It's going to be born before Christmas. 20 00:01:07,603 --> 00:01:10,363 And then it'll be the three of us - 21 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:13,483 you, me and the baby. 22 00:01:13,483 --> 00:01:16,003 And the baby will be your friend. 23 00:01:16,003 --> 00:01:17,323 A new friend. 24 00:01:19,563 --> 00:01:20,883 - Where is it now? 25 00:01:22,523 --> 00:01:24,403 - In here. 26 00:01:24,403 --> 00:01:26,363 Growing, until it's ready to come 27 00:01:26,363 --> 00:01:27,963 into the world and meet you. 28 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:34,523 - Will it cry like baby Emily? 29 00:01:34,523 --> 00:01:36,683 - Yeah, sometimes it'll cry. 30 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,963 Sometimes it'll laugh. A lot. 31 00:01:40,963 --> 00:01:42,923 In this family, it'll have to. 32 00:01:42,923 --> 00:01:44,683 - Will it do this? 33 00:01:49,803 --> 00:01:51,443 - Er, not straight away. No. 34 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:56,203 - Where will it sit? 35 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:58,123 - What? - In the car. 36 00:01:59,523 --> 00:02:02,563 - Oh, I hadn't thought of that. 37 00:02:03,963 --> 00:02:07,563 In the back, I suppose, with you, in a car seat. 38 00:02:11,563 --> 00:02:13,283 - The baby's in there now? 39 00:02:14,363 --> 00:02:16,443 - Yeah. 40 00:02:16,443 --> 00:02:19,203 I know. I find that as strange as you do. 41 00:02:19,203 --> 00:02:24,003 - Get in the car, Joe. There's a good lad. Do your thing, get in the car. 42 00:02:24,003 --> 00:02:26,723 - Is that OK? About the baby? 43 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:34,163 - Growing now...until it's ready. 44 00:02:36,203 --> 00:02:40,243 - MUSIC: Skint Kids Disco by No Hot Ashes 45 00:02:53,643 --> 00:02:56,003 - # I'm a sasquatch I'm a coming out my swamp 46 00:02:56,003 --> 00:02:58,323 # I could blast off To my hedge, lock her up 47 00:02:58,323 --> 00:03:00,403 # But I'm lying in bed Holding on to my head 48 00:03:00,403 --> 00:03:02,883 # Cause it's fallin' apart And I just can't stop it 49 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,963 # I'm a cyclops, with the all-seeing eye 50 00:03:04,963 --> 00:03:07,123 # Who's just getting by It's almost time 51 00:03:07,123 --> 00:03:09,243 # It's cold, but I switched the heating off 52 00:03:09,243 --> 00:03:11,243 # But it's bliss, but, God, It costs a lot 53 00:03:11,243 --> 00:03:13,363 # Maybe we can go somewhere 54 00:03:13,363 --> 00:03:16,883 # And sail into the atmosphere again... # 55 00:03:16,883 --> 00:03:19,923 - Morning. Hi. - Morning. 56 00:03:19,923 --> 00:03:21,643 - # Not got much, but just enough 57 00:03:21,643 --> 00:03:25,323 # Let's get go before we both go insane. # 58 00:03:26,803 --> 00:03:28,363 - Right, it's school time now. 59 00:03:29,883 --> 00:03:32,083 Handshake or hug? 60 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,403 - Morning. - Hug. 61 00:03:36,923 --> 00:03:38,683 - That was nice. 62 00:03:38,683 --> 00:03:40,043 See you tonight. 63 00:03:41,443 --> 00:03:43,563 His book's in his bag, Heather. - Oh, great. 64 00:03:53,163 --> 00:03:55,363 - Morning, Heather. - Morning, Joe. 65 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,283 In you go, Joe. 66 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:05,683 - Get in the car, Joe. There's a good lad. Do your thing, get in the car. 67 00:04:09,803 --> 00:04:11,483 - Come on, then. 68 00:04:24,843 --> 00:04:26,683 - Good morning, Rebecca. 69 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:30,563 Are you ready for motherhood? - Not really, but I will be. 70 00:04:32,883 --> 00:04:34,403 - Are you ready for fatherhood? 71 00:04:36,803 --> 00:04:38,323 - Not at the moment. 72 00:04:38,323 --> 00:04:40,683 But the world is full of surprises. 73 00:04:40,683 --> 00:04:42,723 - Tom isn't the dad, Mark. 74 00:04:42,723 --> 00:04:44,963 DOOR OPENS 75 00:04:44,963 --> 00:04:47,843 - Ooh, bit early for the afternoon shift aren't you, big man? 76 00:04:47,843 --> 00:04:50,563 - I needed a drink. - Oh, right, yeah. 77 00:04:50,563 --> 00:04:52,683 Good for you, getting fit. 78 00:04:56,483 --> 00:05:01,523 - 2km in ten minutes and 15 seconds. It's on the website. 79 00:05:01,523 --> 00:05:03,043 - What website? 80 00:05:03,043 --> 00:05:05,923 - You have to do 2km in ten minutes and 15 seconds. 81 00:05:05,923 --> 00:05:07,643 - Oh? - To get in the Army. 82 00:05:08,643 --> 00:05:12,243 - How do you mean? - I'm joining the Army. 83 00:05:12,243 --> 00:05:13,883 See you later. Thank you! 84 00:05:16,763 --> 00:05:19,763 - I hope that wolf isn't going to eat me all! 85 00:05:19,763 --> 00:05:21,083 What am I going to...? 86 00:05:21,083 --> 00:05:25,123 - KIDS AND TEACHERS CHATTER 87 00:05:36,683 --> 00:05:39,243 - I think I might give Joe recycling to do. 88 00:05:44,403 --> 00:05:47,803 Joe, do you want to do a job for me? Will you do the recycling, please? 89 00:05:48,923 --> 00:05:50,243 Thank you. 90 00:05:57,443 --> 00:06:01,643 - Oh, wow, well done. Good job. - Oh, this is great. 91 00:06:04,843 --> 00:06:07,283 - Do your task, Joe. A good way or a bad way. 92 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,403 A good way or a bad way. A good way or a bad way. 93 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,363 - Right, everybody, who is ready for circle time? 94 00:06:11,363 --> 00:06:15,083 OK? If you can all start to pack up, then, tidying up nicely. Thank you. 95 00:06:17,323 --> 00:06:20,243 Joe. Joe. Circle time. 96 00:06:24,683 --> 00:06:26,683 Good lad. 97 00:06:26,683 --> 00:06:29,723 That is a beautiful, beautiful picture. 98 00:06:38,123 --> 00:06:39,763 - Oh, sorry. 99 00:06:41,243 --> 00:06:43,683 - Oh, God. 100 00:06:43,683 --> 00:06:49,643 - I've still got it. - Lechy grandad - it's not such a good look. 101 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,363 What time do you call this? 102 00:06:51,363 --> 00:06:54,723 Has Rebecca talked to you at all, since she told you? - Yeah. 103 00:06:54,723 --> 00:06:56,363 Loads. 104 00:06:56,363 --> 00:06:58,563 - Oh. That's good, that's good. 105 00:06:58,563 --> 00:07:01,643 At least she's talking to somebody about it. 106 00:07:01,643 --> 00:07:04,723 - When I say loads, she texted me last week. 107 00:07:04,723 --> 00:07:07,523 - So she's not talking to you either? 108 00:07:07,523 --> 00:07:10,323 - The thing you don't understand about pregnant women, Alison, 109 00:07:10,323 --> 00:07:12,683 is sometimes they like to be left alone. 110 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,283 - Oh, oh, right. 111 00:07:14,283 --> 00:07:16,283 So, when I was expecting Rebecca and you left me, 112 00:07:16,283 --> 00:07:18,363 that's what you were doing? I had no idea. - Look, 113 00:07:18,363 --> 00:07:20,363 I know you're the one with the womb around here, 114 00:07:20,363 --> 00:07:23,363 but I've been around more pregnant women than you have over the years, 115 00:07:23,363 --> 00:07:25,843 and the one thing you should never do is go in uninvited. 116 00:07:25,843 --> 00:07:27,323 - This is our daughter. 117 00:07:28,483 --> 00:07:30,883 Maybe she's too scared to ask 118 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:33,723 for help or support, or too proud. 119 00:07:33,723 --> 00:07:35,963 - I'm good for chipping in a few bob. She knows that. 120 00:07:35,963 --> 00:07:37,923 - That's not the kind of support I meant. 121 00:07:40,163 --> 00:07:44,603 - All right, look, how did you feel when she told you she was pregnant? 122 00:07:44,603 --> 00:07:46,923 How... How did you really feel? 123 00:07:46,923 --> 00:07:49,883 - If I'm honest, that her life is going to be ten times harder. 124 00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:52,723 - And you wonder why she won't let you in now. 125 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:54,123 - I didn't say that, did I? 126 00:07:54,123 --> 00:07:57,003 - What did you say, then? That you'll there for her? - Yeah. 127 00:07:57,003 --> 00:08:00,123 - Well, there's your problem right there. "I'll be there for you," is 128 00:08:00,123 --> 00:08:03,043 what you say when someone's wife's left them, or their mother's died. 129 00:08:03,043 --> 00:08:06,643 It's like... It's what you say when someone has problems. 130 00:08:06,643 --> 00:08:08,363 - What did you say? 131 00:08:09,963 --> 00:08:12,843 - Told her I could get her a discount on a four-door family saloon, 132 00:08:12,843 --> 00:08:14,483 with extended warranty. 133 00:08:19,923 --> 00:08:21,643 Well done today. 134 00:08:21,643 --> 00:08:25,123 Same time next week, and we'll add 5K, so get some sleep. 135 00:08:25,123 --> 00:08:29,403 Sensible eating in the meantime. And what's the group motto? 136 00:08:29,403 --> 00:08:31,563 ALL: - Walking back to happiness! 137 00:08:34,203 --> 00:08:36,963 - I can't hang around for a coffee today, Pauline. 138 00:08:36,963 --> 00:08:39,483 My Eddie's in London, and I'm keeping an eye on the brewery. 139 00:08:39,483 --> 00:08:42,403 - Oh, he's done ever so well, your lad, hasn't he? 140 00:08:42,403 --> 00:08:44,003 He was in the papers again. 141 00:08:44,003 --> 00:08:47,363 Another award - Cumbrian Brown Ale of the Year! 142 00:08:47,363 --> 00:08:50,443 - It's not the toughest category to be fair, but, yeah, Eddie's done well. 143 00:08:50,443 --> 00:08:53,963 Anyway, we're getting some hops delivered, so... - Do you never stop? 144 00:08:53,963 --> 00:08:55,683 - We're a long time dead. 145 00:08:55,683 --> 00:08:57,403 - That's what my late husband used to say. 146 00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:59,563 - Oh, I...I didn't mean... Just... 147 00:09:01,683 --> 00:09:04,323 - I've, er... I've got something I want to give you. 148 00:09:04,323 --> 00:09:05,843 - Oh, not more flapjacks, Pauline. 149 00:09:05,843 --> 00:09:07,323 I'm supposed to be the role model, 150 00:09:07,323 --> 00:09:09,283 not the lard-arse in elasticated waists. 151 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:11,563 - It's just a little token... 152 00:09:11,563 --> 00:09:13,003 ..to say...thank you. 153 00:09:14,563 --> 00:09:18,403 You know, for helping me put one foot in front of the other. 154 00:09:18,403 --> 00:09:21,523 And making me less of a lard-arse in elasticated waists! 155 00:09:21,523 --> 00:09:25,043 - I didn't mean you! - No, don't apologise. 156 00:09:25,043 --> 00:09:27,683 Blunt and offensive can be quite attractive in a man 157 00:09:27,683 --> 00:09:29,243 of a certain age. 158 00:09:36,203 --> 00:09:39,483 - Yeah, it's just when he said the Army. OK. Thanks. 159 00:09:39,483 --> 00:09:41,363 - What did his mum say? 160 00:09:39,483 --> 00:09:41,363 - HE SIGHS 161 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:44,643 Apparently he's already done an online form, he's had 162 00:09:44,643 --> 00:09:48,763 an interview, and now the Army want to send him to a two-day assessment. 163 00:09:48,763 --> 00:09:50,683 - Haven't they...? 164 00:09:50,683 --> 00:09:53,883 I mean, how...how is Mark coming across as suitable for the Army? 165 00:09:53,883 --> 00:09:56,643 - Well, clearly someone's making allowances for him, aren't they? 166 00:09:56,643 --> 00:10:00,683 - Or taking the piss. - You see, they think that they're being kind, 167 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,483 but he's going to be absolutely gutted when they turn him down. 168 00:10:03,483 --> 00:10:05,243 - IF they turn him down. 169 00:10:05,243 --> 00:10:08,003 Lad I was at school with stood at the wrong bus stop every 170 00:10:08,003 --> 00:10:11,203 day for five years, ended up in charge of three cruise missiles. 171 00:10:13,323 --> 00:10:14,923 - Shit. What if they let him in? 172 00:10:16,843 --> 00:10:18,283 - Now, then. 173 00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:20,723 What do you think, Joe? Where are you? 174 00:10:39,483 --> 00:10:40,523 OK. 175 00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:44,683 Can you tell me the thing that is going well? 176 00:10:45,723 --> 00:10:49,003 - The car seat. - Are you getting a new car seat? 177 00:10:49,003 --> 00:10:50,283 - No. 178 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,723 Get in the car, Joe. There. Here. 179 00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:55,163 Here. There. Get in the car. Joe. 180 00:10:55,163 --> 00:10:59,603 - And you're getting a new car seat when you get in the car? - No. 181 00:10:59,603 --> 00:11:01,523 The baby. The new friend. 182 00:11:01,523 --> 00:11:03,523 - A baby? Whose baby? 183 00:11:04,923 --> 00:11:07,083 - It will be the three of us. 184 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:10,203 And the car seat. - OK. 185 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,043 And what about things that could be better? 186 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:16,003 - The baby. 187 00:11:16,003 --> 00:11:19,483 - What baby, Joe? What...? What's the baby called? 188 00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:21,323 - Rebecca's baby isn't here yet. 189 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,483 - OK. 190 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:27,483 - Is there room on the broom for a frog like me? 191 00:11:34,603 --> 00:11:37,443 - Erm, I think we might have a bit of a problem. 192 00:11:37,443 --> 00:11:40,323 Can you see if Paul can come in with you tomorrow and have a chat? 193 00:11:40,323 --> 00:11:41,763 - Yeah. - Yeah. 194 00:11:43,363 --> 00:11:44,683 - Coming, Joe? 195 00:11:44,683 --> 00:11:46,603 - Bye, Joe. - Thanks. 196 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:51,883 - And when you applied to the Army... 197 00:11:53,683 --> 00:11:56,523 ..did they ask you about your medical history? 198 00:11:56,523 --> 00:12:00,083 About any disabilities or conditions you might have? 199 00:12:01,403 --> 00:12:04,643 - I'm fit and healthy. I'm a legend. 200 00:12:05,803 --> 00:12:07,603 I'll need a lift to the assessment. 201 00:12:09,923 --> 00:12:13,443 - You didn't think it was worth mentioning your autism? 202 00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,603 - No, cos I'm not autistic any more. 203 00:12:17,643 --> 00:12:19,043 - Right. 204 00:12:20,523 --> 00:12:22,443 When did you decide this? 205 00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:26,163 - When I stopped banging my head and breaking my mum's furniture. 206 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:29,963 - But that's not the only thing that autism means, is it? Hm? 207 00:12:29,963 --> 00:12:32,083 Although, it's great about the furniture. 208 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:35,603 - It doesn't mean me. - How do you know that? 209 00:12:35,603 --> 00:12:38,883 - Because I know what autism is, and it isn't me. 210 00:12:59,243 --> 00:13:01,283 - DEVICE BLEEPS 211 00:13:11,003 --> 00:13:15,483 It took a bit of digging but I reckon he's anxious that 212 00:13:15,483 --> 00:13:18,803 when Rebecca's baby's born, he might get displaced. 213 00:13:18,803 --> 00:13:21,443 - We don't talk about the baby a lot, but... 214 00:13:21,443 --> 00:13:24,203 ..but that's cos we wanted him to absorb it at his own pace. 215 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,243 - Don't worry. I'm not having a go. 216 00:13:26,243 --> 00:13:29,123 I don't think he would've been showing these behaviours at home. 217 00:13:29,123 --> 00:13:32,203 A lot of our kids have anxiety around transitions. 218 00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:35,403 Joe loves it here, but coming through the door every day is hard 219 00:13:35,403 --> 00:13:38,723 for him, and when you add other worries, like Rebecca's baby, 220 00:13:38,723 --> 00:13:42,923 then arriving and leaving start to become a problem. 221 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:43,963 And, on top of that, 222 00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:47,483 he's had all the big changes in his life to process. 223 00:13:48,603 --> 00:13:50,483 - Yeah. 224 00:13:50,483 --> 00:13:53,643 - Well, you pair can sit here with long faces 225 00:13:53,643 --> 00:13:57,283 or we can all think about how we can make this better for Joe. 226 00:13:57,283 --> 00:13:59,763 I'm going to start with some social stories to help him 227 00:13:59,763 --> 00:14:01,563 understand how the new baby might fit in. 228 00:14:01,563 --> 00:14:03,683 I'll send some home with him as well. 229 00:14:03,683 --> 00:14:05,323 In some ways, it's quite timely. 230 00:14:05,323 --> 00:14:09,443 We're starting on relationships and sex education this term. 231 00:14:09,443 --> 00:14:11,323 I've got some materials here. 232 00:14:11,323 --> 00:14:14,643 Does he use the anatomically correct terms for penis and vagina? 233 00:14:14,643 --> 00:14:17,003 - Yes, but not at the dinner table. 234 00:14:19,243 --> 00:14:21,883 - We've always used the proper names, yeah. 235 00:14:21,883 --> 00:14:25,123 - We try to get them aware that their bodies will start changing, 236 00:14:25,123 --> 00:14:29,123 and we build stuff like personal hygiene and private versus public 237 00:14:29,123 --> 00:14:33,043 spaces into their day-to-day lives, like swimming lessons. 238 00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:35,283 This kind of emphasis, er... 239 00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:38,523 "I'll wash my armpits in the shower but I won't take my trunks off." 240 00:14:38,523 --> 00:14:40,963 - Try telling that to some of the blokes at Keswick Baths. 241 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,923 - HE CHUCKLES 242 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,523 Yeah, best to get any jokes you might have 243 00:14:45,523 --> 00:14:48,963 out your system before you actually start doing this stuff with Joe. 244 00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:52,763 - Yeah. - We can focus on conception 245 00:14:52,763 --> 00:14:54,883 and babies alongside, 246 00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:57,563 if you think it will help him absorb what's happening. - Yeah. 247 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,003 - Yeah. Of course. 248 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,003 - HE CLEARS THROAT 249 00:15:00,003 --> 00:15:02,403 And you need to get your stories straight. 250 00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:05,123 He has to be hearing the same thing from all three of you - 251 00:15:05,123 --> 00:15:08,003 that a new baby is positive and not a Joe replacement. 252 00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:10,403 - Right. - Yeah, Thanks. 253 00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:16,163 - He loves you both, but you have changed and moved, 254 00:15:16,163 --> 00:15:17,843 and he's had to go with that. 255 00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:24,043 - Which one should I go for first? 256 00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:26,523 "My Body Is Changing" or "Where Do Babies Come From?" 257 00:15:26,523 --> 00:15:29,043 - It's a pity we didn't get a copy of that one six months ago - 258 00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:31,363 could give it to Rebecca. 259 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,923 - Is she speaking to you about it? 260 00:15:33,923 --> 00:15:35,963 She kind of skirts around it with me, 261 00:15:35,963 --> 00:15:38,203 and I know she's not really speaking to Stuart. 262 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,563 - Why would she talk to Stuart about it? 263 00:15:42,803 --> 00:15:45,563 - Is she confiding in you? - No. 264 00:15:46,723 --> 00:15:49,843 But it's her choice, and I think we need to respect that. 265 00:15:49,843 --> 00:15:52,563 - So she hasn't confided in you? Fine. - It's early days. 266 00:15:52,563 --> 00:15:54,963 She's probably still in shock. I know I am. 267 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,403 Here we are again, eh? Trying to work him out. 268 00:16:03,403 --> 00:16:04,723 - Heather's done that for us. 269 00:16:04,723 --> 00:16:07,563 It's just our job to follow her plan. 270 00:16:07,563 --> 00:16:10,403 - Should I come back tomorrow, see how he's getting on? 271 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,203 - No, it's fine. Look, we just have to trust his teacher on it. 272 00:16:13,203 --> 00:16:15,003 And I'm here if...if it gets worse. 273 00:16:15,003 --> 00:16:16,523 - Yeah, I know you're here. 274 00:16:16,523 --> 00:16:20,283 I'm just saying, I could come back tomorrow, that's all. - I know. 275 00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:22,803 I know. 276 00:16:26,323 --> 00:16:28,323 - MUSIC: Careless by Cinerama 277 00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:33,723 - # And by the way, I'm sorry for calling you loose 278 00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:35,883 # Oh, well, but look who you chose to seduce 279 00:16:35,883 --> 00:16:39,163 # OK, well, none of those things I said were true... # 280 00:16:39,163 --> 00:16:41,003 - HE SIGHS 281 00:16:41,003 --> 00:16:44,803 - # Now I regret continuing with the pretence 282 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:47,803 # Because it just doesn't make any sense 283 00:16:47,803 --> 00:16:52,123 # Because I'd still like to be, well, friends with you 284 00:16:52,123 --> 00:16:55,563 # So please don't ignore me, that'd be... # 285 00:16:55,563 --> 00:17:01,203 - I'll give you a lift. - Thank you. - To the assessment. 286 00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:03,923 If you want. - Yes. 287 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,683 - Because I think you should go for it. 288 00:17:06,683 --> 00:17:08,483 Yeah? 289 00:17:11,003 --> 00:17:14,603 - I have to be there at 9:30. So we have to leave at 6:30. 290 00:17:14,603 --> 00:17:16,363 So you need to set two alarms. 291 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,923 - Maurice? What a lovely surprise. 292 00:17:32,923 --> 00:17:35,443 I wouldn't have had you down as a knitter. 293 00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:36,923 Speaks well of your masculinity. 294 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,723 - I can't take this, Pauline. 295 00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:41,003 - Have you got one already? - No. 296 00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:42,403 It's just... 297 00:17:42,403 --> 00:17:46,603 Well, the price tag was on it. You can't spend that much on me. 298 00:17:46,603 --> 00:17:48,603 - I didn't. - You did. 299 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:55,083 - It was a birthday present, for my late husband, but he... 300 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,083 He didn't... 301 00:17:57,083 --> 00:18:00,923 Well, that's why I wanted you to have it. 302 00:18:00,923 --> 00:18:03,723 Cos you're the first man since him who's shown any interest in me. 303 00:18:03,723 --> 00:18:05,843 - I have an interest in your cholesterol 304 00:18:05,843 --> 00:18:08,203 and your step count, Pauline. 305 00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:11,643 Anything else is very much beyond my remit. 306 00:18:11,643 --> 00:18:16,243 Due to being very much fixed up...in the lady department. 307 00:18:16,243 --> 00:18:17,803 - Of course. 308 00:18:17,803 --> 00:18:22,243 Of course, you and Louise! I'm not a fool, Maurice. 309 00:18:22,243 --> 00:18:23,723 - I... 310 00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:25,563 ..didn't think you were. 311 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,083 - So, it would mean a lot 312 00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:31,603 if you accepted my gift in the spirit in which it was given. - Right. 313 00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:34,043 Well... 314 00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:38,323 Of course. Thank you. 315 00:18:40,483 --> 00:18:42,043 Thank you. 316 00:18:48,123 --> 00:18:52,643 - "Sometimes, my sister will bring her baby to my mum when I am there. 317 00:18:52,643 --> 00:18:54,923 "It will be OK. 318 00:18:54,923 --> 00:18:57,083 "The baby will sleep in a cot. 319 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,923 "I will sleep in my bed. 320 00:19:00,243 --> 00:19:04,603 "Sometimes my sister will bring her baby to my dad when I am there. 321 00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:06,323 "It will be OK. 322 00:19:06,323 --> 00:19:09,243 "The baby will sleep in a cot. 323 00:19:09,243 --> 00:19:12,643 "We will be a family with a new baby in it. 324 00:19:12,643 --> 00:19:15,123 "The baby will be in our family too." 325 00:19:17,643 --> 00:19:21,683 MUSIC: Rescue by Echo & The Bunnymen 326 00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:30,843 Seat belt. 327 00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:38,243 - # If I said I'd lost my way... # 328 00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:42,123 - How you feeling? You ready for this? Hm? 329 00:19:44,803 --> 00:19:46,283 You just have to be yourself. 330 00:19:47,923 --> 00:19:51,523 - That's right. How do I do that? 331 00:19:53,003 --> 00:19:54,603 - Just relax. 332 00:19:54,603 --> 00:19:57,523 - And be myself. - Yeah. 333 00:19:57,523 --> 00:20:00,363 - Put it all in the past. - Very sensible. 334 00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:04,483 We don't want to go back to the past. - No. 335 00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:10,603 Why not? What's it like? - What, the past? 336 00:20:10,603 --> 00:20:12,923 - No, being a dad. 337 00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:17,803 - Where did that come from? 338 00:20:17,803 --> 00:20:20,363 - Being a dad to Joe, who you love on the outside. 339 00:20:20,363 --> 00:20:23,723 - Well, I...I love him on the inside too. - Good. 340 00:20:24,883 --> 00:20:27,923 - You do think I love him on the inside, don't you? 341 00:20:27,923 --> 00:20:29,763 - I don't know. 342 00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:32,923 We don't know what is on the inside of people. 343 00:20:32,923 --> 00:20:37,003 That's where the trouble starts. - Yeah, it does indeed. 344 00:20:38,683 --> 00:20:40,963 Being a dad to Joe, 345 00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:42,963 it's like being a dad to... - Rabbit! 346 00:20:42,963 --> 00:20:44,243 - Where?! - There! 347 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,883 - TYRES SCREECH 348 00:20:48,243 --> 00:20:50,763 Did I hit it? - I'm staying calm. 349 00:20:50,763 --> 00:20:52,763 - Good. 350 00:20:52,763 --> 00:20:55,283 - That's my way of saying I'm not calm. 351 00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:58,323 - Did you feel a thud? I thought I felt a thud. 352 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,883 It doesn't look hurt. 353 00:21:12,883 --> 00:21:16,083 Not that I know what a hurt rabbit looks like. 354 00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:22,083 If you can't hear "Bright Eyes", I think we're in the clear. 355 00:21:24,363 --> 00:21:26,083 No, Mark, no... Don't. 356 00:21:28,043 --> 00:21:29,603 What are you doing? 357 00:21:54,123 --> 00:21:55,803 I'll tell you what, Joe. 358 00:21:55,803 --> 00:21:59,363 I'll put this in the office and I'll see you back in the classroom, yeah? 359 00:22:02,483 --> 00:22:04,963 How about we go together? 360 00:22:13,043 --> 00:22:14,563 - Are you nervous? 361 00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:19,323 - A bit. 362 00:22:20,523 --> 00:22:22,163 You? - Yes. 363 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:29,843 - You could take the rabbit with you. Be an ice-breaker. 364 00:22:29,843 --> 00:22:32,643 PAUL LAUGHS - I don't think I'd be allowed. 365 00:22:36,483 --> 00:22:39,443 - My first day at catering college... 366 00:22:39,443 --> 00:22:43,203 EXHALES Well, you know I'm dyslexic, 367 00:22:43,203 --> 00:22:46,843 so I'm hopeless with a timetable, and I arrived there 368 00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:48,963 three hours early and...and... 369 00:22:51,643 --> 00:22:55,483 ..I could have turned round and left right then. 370 00:22:59,643 --> 00:23:03,323 What I'm trying to say is, everybody feels nervous. 371 00:23:04,643 --> 00:23:06,723 I felt nervous. 372 00:23:06,723 --> 00:23:08,403 - I'm sorry about that, Paul. 373 00:23:09,883 --> 00:23:11,443 Are you all right now? 374 00:23:13,243 --> 00:23:14,763 - Good luck, mate. 375 00:23:17,923 --> 00:23:19,323 - Good luck. 376 00:23:40,523 --> 00:23:42,923 - Well, he was nervous. No doubt about that. 377 00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:44,763 But he wanted to do it. 378 00:23:44,763 --> 00:23:48,723 Autistic or not, he's a young man. He has to take the world on. 379 00:23:48,723 --> 00:23:52,123 Don't ask me why, young men just do. 380 00:23:52,123 --> 00:23:54,843 Testosterone, I imagine. 381 00:23:54,843 --> 00:23:56,923 Though, you'd know all about that. 382 00:23:56,923 --> 00:23:58,443 Wouldn't you? 383 00:24:04,763 --> 00:24:06,643 Oh, shit! 384 00:24:06,643 --> 00:24:08,683 Ugh! 385 00:24:11,963 --> 00:24:14,963 - I think you're blocked in. - You don't say. 386 00:24:14,963 --> 00:24:17,003 And before you start, I know, 387 00:24:17,003 --> 00:24:19,243 I should have moved it before I went to the shops. 388 00:24:19,243 --> 00:24:21,443 - I'm just happy to have the moral high ground for once. 389 00:24:21,443 --> 00:24:24,003 - Well, thank you for your help. 390 00:24:24,003 --> 00:24:27,163 Last time that thing broke down, it took all day. 391 00:24:27,163 --> 00:24:28,763 - What can I do? 392 00:24:28,763 --> 00:24:31,203 I can get you a coffee while you wait or, er... 393 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,843 - You could lend me your van. 394 00:24:32,843 --> 00:24:35,843 I need to go and see my daughter. She's pregnant. 395 00:24:35,843 --> 00:24:38,483 - I was going to say, or a sandwich. 396 00:24:38,483 --> 00:24:42,003 - I've driven bigger, if that's what you're worried about. 397 00:24:42,003 --> 00:24:43,963 - How about I give you a lift? 398 00:24:43,963 --> 00:24:47,163 - She lives in the Lake District. - The Lake... 399 00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,323 I'm not doing anything else. 400 00:24:51,563 --> 00:24:53,123 I've got a day off. 401 00:24:53,123 --> 00:24:55,683 - Is this cos I'm a woman and you don't trust me to drive or...? 402 00:24:55,683 --> 00:24:59,003 - Let someone do you a favour. - You've seen my dad. 403 00:24:59,003 --> 00:25:01,923 My family's a nightmare. I'm known as the reasonable one. 404 00:25:01,923 --> 00:25:04,603 - Well, I don't need to meet them. I could drop you nearby 405 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:07,483 or...wear a disguise. 406 00:25:07,483 --> 00:25:10,283 - Should I be worried that you keep a disguise in your van, or...? 407 00:25:10,283 --> 00:25:15,043 - Is that a yes? Come on. Your lilies are drooping. 408 00:25:20,203 --> 00:25:22,923 - Bye, Mum. - Don't go buying anything daft. 409 00:25:22,923 --> 00:25:25,083 - He won't, Louise. - I meant you, Katie. 410 00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:27,123 - KATIE LAUGHS 411 00:25:34,123 --> 00:25:37,123 What was that all about? - They're going to a wedding fair. 412 00:25:37,123 --> 00:25:39,203 - Oh. - Every day till the wedding. 413 00:25:39,203 --> 00:25:40,803 - Right. See you later. 414 00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:46,123 BEEPING 415 00:25:46,123 --> 00:25:50,843 - Maurice! Maurice! It's your Fireman Sam bleeper! 416 00:25:50,843 --> 00:25:53,523 - BEEPING CONTINUES 417 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:08,123 So I take an ordinary family photo and then the magic happens! 418 00:26:08,123 --> 00:26:10,923 DOOR OPENS I transform it into a painting 419 00:26:10,923 --> 00:26:12,763 in a style of their choosing. 420 00:26:12,763 --> 00:26:15,843 - Hi. You didn't reply to my messages. 421 00:26:15,843 --> 00:26:18,163 I thought your phone might be broken. 422 00:26:18,163 --> 00:26:19,643 Hiya. 423 00:26:33,603 --> 00:26:40,803 When I got pregnant, at 18, with you, your grandad exploded. 424 00:26:40,803 --> 00:26:42,523 Your grandma said, 425 00:26:42,523 --> 00:26:45,203 "Well, these things happen," 426 00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:47,243 and your dad did a runner. 427 00:26:47,243 --> 00:26:50,203 And then, after all the fireworks... 428 00:26:50,203 --> 00:26:52,083 ..no-one said anything. 429 00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:56,203 And then, the longer that that went on, the harder it became 430 00:26:56,203 --> 00:26:57,723 to say anything. 431 00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:01,803 So, here I am, saying something. 432 00:27:03,243 --> 00:27:06,203 Because I don't want you to feel like I felt - 433 00:27:06,203 --> 00:27:08,363 like you can't talk about it. 434 00:27:08,363 --> 00:27:10,523 - You've not done a PowerPoint or anything, have you? 435 00:27:10,523 --> 00:27:14,683 SHE SCOFFS - No. I'm trying to do less of that. 436 00:27:17,003 --> 00:27:19,803 Look, I just know that when I was where you are, 437 00:27:19,803 --> 00:27:22,803 I didn't want to think about it, and I really wish that I had... 438 00:27:22,803 --> 00:27:24,163 - I have thought about it. 439 00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:27,723 I'm going to have the baby here, in the Lakes, 440 00:27:27,723 --> 00:27:30,363 where most of my family are and you're close by. 441 00:27:30,363 --> 00:27:33,003 I'm going to go back to university after it's born, 442 00:27:33,003 --> 00:27:34,723 part-time if I have to. 443 00:27:34,723 --> 00:27:37,003 I haven't thrown my education away. 444 00:27:37,003 --> 00:27:39,363 I'm going to work with Tom until then. 445 00:27:39,363 --> 00:27:40,723 - Oh? 446 00:27:40,723 --> 00:27:43,523 - He's got this photography-into-art thing going on. 447 00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:46,643 - Well, only work as long as you need to. We... We can help you out... - DOOR OPENS 448 00:27:46,643 --> 00:27:48,643 - If a fella gives you a lift from Manchester, 449 00:27:48,643 --> 00:27:50,603 the least we can do is offer him a cup of tea. 450 00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:52,723 - I was happy to wait outside, really. 451 00:27:52,723 --> 00:27:56,923 - Er, this is Ben. He's a parent at Joe's school. 452 00:27:56,923 --> 00:27:58,923 He's a friend. He gave me a lift. 453 00:27:58,923 --> 00:28:00,443 My car was blocked in. 454 00:28:00,443 --> 00:28:03,043 - I don't know any friend who'd do that for me. 455 00:28:03,043 --> 00:28:06,363 - How do you like your tea, Ben? - Er, milk. No sugar. Thank you. 456 00:28:06,363 --> 00:28:08,803 - PAUL: - What's going on? 457 00:28:08,803 --> 00:28:10,723 - This is Paul. Rebecca's Dad. 458 00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:13,403 He's just been delivering a big autistic lad to the Army. 459 00:28:13,403 --> 00:28:16,043 Got a rabbit in part exchange by the looks of things. 460 00:28:16,043 --> 00:28:17,843 - Well, I know who I am. Who's this? 461 00:28:17,843 --> 00:28:19,803 - Ben. Pleased to meet you. 462 00:28:19,803 --> 00:28:22,643 - They're divorced, in case you were wondering. 463 00:28:22,643 --> 00:28:24,843 - I wasn't, but thank you for the clarity. - Ah. 464 00:28:29,363 --> 00:28:30,963 - MOUTHS: - Sorry. 465 00:28:32,643 --> 00:28:34,203 - I'll leave you all to it. 466 00:28:38,123 --> 00:28:40,003 - Thanks, Dad. That was tactful. 467 00:28:40,003 --> 00:28:42,203 - Is he always that quiet, your friend? 468 00:28:42,203 --> 00:28:44,643 - While you're all here, let me say, 469 00:28:44,643 --> 00:28:47,803 I'm not the first person to get pregnant by mistake. 470 00:28:47,803 --> 00:28:49,083 I'm not even the first person 471 00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:50,963 in this family to get pregnant by mistake. 472 00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:52,923 And I'm OK with it. 473 00:28:52,923 --> 00:28:54,803 I'm going to boss this. 474 00:28:54,803 --> 00:28:56,243 You just have to trust me. 475 00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:02,123 - She sounds just like you did at her age. - Yeah, I know. 476 00:29:02,123 --> 00:29:04,563 It was all bluster when I said it at her age, too. 477 00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:10,763 - He seems a nice fella. 478 00:29:10,763 --> 00:29:12,723 The gardener. 479 00:29:12,723 --> 00:29:14,443 - He is a nice fella. 480 00:29:16,403 --> 00:29:18,563 It's just, it's all too complicated 481 00:29:18,563 --> 00:29:22,323 with Joe and I'm just... I'm not... - It's always complicated. 482 00:29:22,323 --> 00:29:24,083 Even at my age, it's complicated. 483 00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:26,843 - No! Don't say you and Louise have fallen out. 484 00:29:26,843 --> 00:29:29,203 - No. Nothing like that. 485 00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:30,763 Not yet anyway. 486 00:29:35,563 --> 00:29:39,203 You don't want to buy a second-hand sports watch, do you? 487 00:29:39,203 --> 00:29:43,523 - What was your first thought when she gave you that present? 488 00:29:43,523 --> 00:29:46,283 - Well, to be honest, I was just glad I could still pull. 489 00:29:46,283 --> 00:29:48,323 - SHE CHUCKLES 490 00:29:48,323 --> 00:29:50,923 - Then I thought, "Louise is going to kill me." 491 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:53,843 - Right, and neither of those responses struck you 492 00:29:53,843 --> 00:29:55,883 as just a bit adolescent? - Yes, 493 00:29:55,883 --> 00:29:58,723 and I felt all the better for that. - SHE CHUCKLES 494 00:30:00,923 --> 00:30:05,083 - You might want to just mention it to Louise, though. 495 00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:06,963 Just casually, you know, in passing. 496 00:30:08,363 --> 00:30:11,083 - CAR APPROACHES 497 00:30:12,323 --> 00:30:15,203 - Here's laughing boy, back from the big smoke. - Hiya! 498 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:29,883 It was nice, you coming to see me. - Good. 499 00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:33,923 But from now on, I'm going to wait for you to come to me, 500 00:30:33,923 --> 00:30:36,963 if that's what you want. I'm not going to steam in. 501 00:30:36,963 --> 00:30:38,243 I'm not going to take over. 502 00:30:38,243 --> 00:30:40,403 I know I've been guilty of that in the past. 503 00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:43,403 I want you to be free to handle this how you want to. 504 00:30:43,403 --> 00:30:46,123 - Right. Thanks. 505 00:30:46,123 --> 00:30:47,603 Thanks. 506 00:31:08,603 --> 00:31:10,803 She thinks I'm doing the wrong thing. 507 00:31:10,803 --> 00:31:12,963 - Eh? How can you tell? 508 00:31:14,683 --> 00:31:16,563 - She's being reasonable. - Oh. 509 00:31:25,003 --> 00:31:29,203 - Thank you. I enjoyed myself. - You didn't. 510 00:31:32,003 --> 00:31:34,803 I don't think Rebecca meant it, 511 00:31:34,803 --> 00:31:36,603 about handling it. 512 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,283 - Did you call her on it? 513 00:31:38,283 --> 00:31:39,803 - No. 514 00:31:40,963 --> 00:31:42,643 Do you think I should have? 515 00:31:42,643 --> 00:31:44,683 - I don't know. She's not my daughter. 516 00:31:44,683 --> 00:31:46,483 - What would you say if she was your daughter? 517 00:31:46,483 --> 00:31:52,043 - I'd make sure she knew that I loved her and wait for her to come to me. 518 00:31:52,043 --> 00:31:55,203 - Would you? - Fuck off. I'd be all over it! 519 00:31:55,203 --> 00:31:58,723 - See? There you are, it's impossible. 520 00:31:58,723 --> 00:32:01,523 I just don't want her thinking I'm taking over, cos I do that. 521 00:32:01,523 --> 00:32:04,243 I...I take things over. - Really? 522 00:32:04,243 --> 00:32:06,683 - Look at your day. One conversation with me 523 00:32:06,683 --> 00:32:09,563 and you've driven 200 miles with a tea break to meet the Addams Family. 524 00:32:09,563 --> 00:32:12,323 - Well, firstly, they're not my family, so I already 525 00:32:12,323 --> 00:32:17,003 felt up on the day, and secondly, it was nice... 526 00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:18,803 ..being with you. 527 00:32:22,723 --> 00:32:24,803 In fact, I've got something for you. 528 00:32:27,843 --> 00:32:30,723 Please fill it in and return it to the relevant party. 529 00:32:32,163 --> 00:32:35,363 - What's this? - A questionnaire. 530 00:32:35,363 --> 00:32:37,483 Where to go on a date. 531 00:32:37,483 --> 00:32:39,563 If you wanted to... 532 00:32:39,563 --> 00:32:41,123 - You're kidding. 533 00:32:41,123 --> 00:32:44,723 - It also has a "none of the above" option, in case you're worried. 534 00:32:47,283 --> 00:32:48,883 Anyway, 535 00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:51,803 now I shall saunter away... 536 00:32:53,043 --> 00:32:54,643 ..casually. 537 00:32:57,243 --> 00:32:59,723 UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC 538 00:33:01,403 --> 00:33:03,443 One, two, three, four! 539 00:33:03,443 --> 00:33:06,483 - # Sweet dreams are made of this 540 00:33:06,483 --> 00:33:09,923 # Who am I to disagree? 541 00:33:09,923 --> 00:33:13,683 # I travel the world and the seven seas 542 00:33:13,683 --> 00:33:16,923 # Everybody's looking for something 543 00:33:16,923 --> 00:33:20,403 # Some of them want to use you 544 00:33:20,403 --> 00:33:22,243 # Some of them want to be... # 545 00:33:22,243 --> 00:33:24,843 - Lovely, lovely. There's just a slight glitch 546 00:33:24,843 --> 00:33:28,443 there in the ladies' section before the second verse comes in. 547 00:33:28,443 --> 00:33:32,323 SHE SINGS NOTE 548 00:33:32,323 --> 00:33:35,843 SHE HUMS MELODY 549 00:33:35,843 --> 00:33:39,243 Might have been you, Pauline. Not sure, just a bit off key? 550 00:33:39,243 --> 00:33:42,603 - Oh, right. Really? - Yes. It was definitely you. 551 00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:45,203 It's a tricky little section. Shall we try it again? 552 00:33:46,523 --> 00:33:48,603 PIANO RESUMES 553 00:33:50,803 --> 00:33:53,003 One, two, three, four! 554 00:33:53,003 --> 00:33:57,363 - Bye, Tom. See you later, have a nice evening. 555 00:33:57,363 --> 00:34:00,843 Bye, Tanya. - Bye. - Bye-bye, sweetheart. 556 00:34:00,843 --> 00:34:03,683 - Get in the car, Joe. There's a good lad. Do your thing, get in the car. 557 00:34:03,683 --> 00:34:06,843 Get in the car, Joe. There's a good lad. Do your thing, get in the car. 558 00:34:06,843 --> 00:34:10,243 HE RAPIDLY REPEATS PHRASE 559 00:34:10,243 --> 00:34:13,923 Come on, Joe. Time to get in the car. Get in the car. There's a good lad. 560 00:34:13,923 --> 00:34:17,363 Come on, Joe. Time to get in the car. Get in the car. There's a good lad. 561 00:34:17,363 --> 00:34:21,123 Come on, Joe. Time to get in the car. Get in the car. There's a good lad. 562 00:34:21,123 --> 00:34:24,963 Come on, Joe. Time to get in the car. Get in the car. There's a good lad. 563 00:34:24,963 --> 00:34:26,643 - OK? Let's go. 564 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:39,923 Alison? Have you got a minute? 565 00:34:41,203 --> 00:34:42,443 - Yeah. 566 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,683 - I once had a kid who followed me around 567 00:34:46,683 --> 00:34:48,403 for a month before I realised it was 568 00:34:48,403 --> 00:34:50,683 because he liked the smell of my fabric conditioner. 569 00:34:50,683 --> 00:34:53,043 - Right. - It happens. 570 00:34:53,043 --> 00:34:55,163 A child gets fixated. 571 00:34:56,563 --> 00:34:58,523 When I helped Joe understand that 572 00:34:58,523 --> 00:35:00,443 Rebecca's baby might be a nice thing, 573 00:35:00,443 --> 00:35:02,923 I think it cemented his feelings about me 574 00:35:02,923 --> 00:35:05,203 and the school being a secure place. 575 00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:07,723 - I think of you and the school as my secure place too, 576 00:35:07,723 --> 00:35:09,443 so I can hardly blame him. 577 00:35:09,443 --> 00:35:13,523 - Before I knew it, he'd added a bit of me to his daily rituals. 578 00:35:13,523 --> 00:35:15,843 I should have kept an eye on it. 579 00:35:15,843 --> 00:35:19,403 Sometimes, as teachers, we accidentally encourage it. 580 00:35:19,403 --> 00:35:20,923 We're human. 581 00:35:20,923 --> 00:35:23,083 We all like to think we have the magic key. 582 00:35:23,083 --> 00:35:26,003 - Don't go saying you haven't got the magic key, because I know I haven't. 583 00:35:26,003 --> 00:35:29,243 - Oh, no, no, I'm not having that. No. 584 00:35:29,243 --> 00:35:32,883 No, you're the one who understands him better than anyone. 585 00:35:32,883 --> 00:35:37,483 You're always there, sticking up for him, fighting all his battles. 586 00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:39,043 - Going in two-footed. 587 00:35:39,043 --> 00:35:40,883 Playing the bully. 588 00:35:40,883 --> 00:35:43,483 - Damn right, you have to play the bully! 589 00:35:43,483 --> 00:35:45,923 Oh, God, let yourself off the hook for once! 590 00:35:45,923 --> 00:35:47,683 We all want to be nice. 591 00:35:47,683 --> 00:35:50,283 Nice won't get Joe what he needs. 592 00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:53,643 Joe needs you to stick up for him. You always will. 593 00:35:53,643 --> 00:35:56,843 But while he's here, it's my job to take some of the weight of that. 594 00:35:56,843 --> 00:35:59,243 And this time I didn't. I took my eye off the ball, 595 00:35:59,243 --> 00:36:01,163 and I...I'm sorry. 596 00:36:01,163 --> 00:36:02,843 But I will fix it. 597 00:36:02,843 --> 00:36:05,083 - Maybe his mum and dad are the problem 598 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,803 and he just wanted to be with you. 599 00:36:06,803 --> 00:36:10,363 - Well, I won't pretend that you and Paul aren't sometimes the problem, 600 00:36:10,363 --> 00:36:13,723 but I think I was the problem this time. 601 00:36:13,723 --> 00:36:17,283 You've got enough guilt going on, Alison. Have this one on me, yeah? 602 00:36:42,203 --> 00:36:44,243 - Night, then. - Night. 603 00:36:51,163 --> 00:36:52,923 - You OK? - Yeah. 604 00:36:54,763 --> 00:36:57,403 No, actually. 605 00:36:59,323 --> 00:37:02,363 - I thought it'd be a coaster or a paperweight or something. 606 00:37:02,363 --> 00:37:03,883 Then it was a watch, so I thought... 607 00:37:03,883 --> 00:37:06,363 - You thought that's more than a crush, 608 00:37:06,363 --> 00:37:09,763 because the more valuable the gift, the bigger the crush. 609 00:37:09,763 --> 00:37:12,083 That's how it works. - I tried to give it her back, 610 00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:15,283 but she said it was a gift for her dead husband. 611 00:37:15,283 --> 00:37:20,163 And she wanted me to have it because she thought I'd get the use of it. 612 00:37:20,163 --> 00:37:21,763 - What size chest was he? 613 00:37:21,763 --> 00:37:23,723 Because you could do with a new cagoule. 614 00:37:27,923 --> 00:37:30,123 Why didn't you just tell me? 615 00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,763 - When I opened the present, 616 00:37:31,763 --> 00:37:35,603 I saw how expensive it was and I thought... Well, I thought... 617 00:37:35,603 --> 00:37:40,163 - You thought you had an admirer. So why didn't you tell me then? 618 00:37:40,163 --> 00:37:41,363 - I panicked. 619 00:37:43,443 --> 00:37:45,363 I knew you wouldn't be best pleased. 620 00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:48,243 And she's a member of the choir, and I didn't want any bad feeling. 621 00:37:48,243 --> 00:37:49,883 - What were you expecting, a cat fight? 622 00:37:49,883 --> 00:37:51,683 - I tried to give it her back. 623 00:37:51,683 --> 00:37:54,763 But I could see it meant a lot to her, so I thought I better keep it. 624 00:37:58,163 --> 00:38:00,363 - You just needed to tell me. 625 00:38:00,363 --> 00:38:03,843 A lonely woman has a bit of a crush on you. 626 00:38:03,843 --> 00:38:06,843 It's fine. And it's a lovely gift. - Hm. 627 00:38:07,923 --> 00:38:11,003 - So, if it happens again, just try and be a bit more grown-up about it, 628 00:38:11,003 --> 00:38:13,723 OK? - OK. Right. 629 00:38:18,723 --> 00:38:21,443 And you'd be all right with me wearing it? - Yeah. 630 00:38:21,443 --> 00:38:24,403 Sure. Why not? Why not? 631 00:38:34,323 --> 00:38:37,403 - Don't know whether to shake your hand or...salute. 632 00:38:53,523 --> 00:38:56,323 - You don't have to worry about me, Paul. 633 00:38:56,323 --> 00:38:58,083 We're all adults. 634 00:38:58,083 --> 00:38:59,483 - How did it go? 635 00:39:00,523 --> 00:39:03,643 You don't have to tell me if you don't want to. - OK. 636 00:39:05,123 --> 00:39:09,643 Do you mean, "OK, it went OK," or, OK, you don't have to tell me? 637 00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:26,763 - Check your book bag, put your coat on and get in the car. 638 00:39:26,763 --> 00:39:30,003 Do your thing and get in the car. 639 00:39:30,003 --> 00:39:32,723 - Joe, what time is it? 640 00:39:34,123 --> 00:39:36,563 - I'll stay here...with you. 641 00:40:03,803 --> 00:40:06,963 - Do you remember what you do at the end of the day? 642 00:40:08,803 --> 00:40:10,683 - I tidy my tray. 643 00:40:10,683 --> 00:40:12,883 - You tidy your tray. 644 00:40:12,883 --> 00:40:14,403 - I pick up my bag. 645 00:40:14,403 --> 00:40:16,123 - You pick up your bag. 646 00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:19,683 - I say, "Goodbye." - Yes. 647 00:40:19,683 --> 00:40:22,923 - I say, "Hello, Mum." - Yes. 648 00:40:22,923 --> 00:40:26,283 So, did you tidy your tray? 649 00:40:28,163 --> 00:40:32,043 - In your house. Here. With you. 650 00:40:32,043 --> 00:40:34,283 - This isn't my house, Joe. 651 00:40:37,683 --> 00:40:39,643 - I'm being good, aren't I? 652 00:40:41,483 --> 00:40:47,203 - Is sleeping under a desk a good idea or a bad idea? 653 00:40:47,203 --> 00:40:49,123 - Say, "Yes." 654 00:40:49,123 --> 00:40:51,763 - A good idea or a bad idea? 655 00:40:51,763 --> 00:40:53,483 - I'm being good, aren't I? 656 00:40:53,483 --> 00:40:56,243 Get in the car, Joe. Do your thing and get in the car. 657 00:40:56,243 --> 00:40:59,323 - A good idea or a bad idea? 658 00:40:59,323 --> 00:41:02,843 - Say yes! Say yes! Say yes! Yes! 659 00:41:02,843 --> 00:41:05,243 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 660 00:41:05,243 --> 00:41:09,483 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 661 00:41:09,483 --> 00:41:11,003 Yes! Yes! Yes! 662 00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:19,323 - Is he all right? - Yeah. No, no panic. He's fine. 663 00:41:19,323 --> 00:41:21,403 Erm, he's just having a bit of a problem leaving 664 00:41:21,403 --> 00:41:23,083 and I wanted to try something. 665 00:41:23,083 --> 00:41:25,083 Are you all right to wait? - Yeah. 666 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,283 Sure, do you want me to come in? 667 00:41:27,283 --> 00:41:29,883 - Er, if you don't mind, I reckon it's him and me that need to work 668 00:41:29,883 --> 00:41:33,363 something out around this getting fixed on me and the school. 669 00:41:33,363 --> 00:41:36,483 Is that OK? - Yeah. Sure. Of course. - Thanks. 670 00:42:10,123 --> 00:42:12,443 - I don't want to go in there, do I? 671 00:42:30,283 --> 00:42:34,243 - My mum never lets me have drinks like this. 672 00:42:34,243 --> 00:42:35,963 - Why not? 673 00:42:35,963 --> 00:42:38,003 - My medicine ball throw measured 3.2 metres, 674 00:42:38,003 --> 00:42:40,643 and I did the 2km run in nine minutes and 55 seconds. 675 00:42:40,643 --> 00:42:43,243 And when they give you the plate, you take the plate to food, 676 00:42:43,243 --> 00:42:45,483 not food to plate, and if you do that, you get press-ups, 677 00:42:45,483 --> 00:42:46,923 and I did the press-ups anyway. 678 00:42:46,923 --> 00:42:48,243 And then you had to fill in a form 679 00:42:48,243 --> 00:42:50,163 and no end of what one lad called shit and... 680 00:42:50,163 --> 00:42:52,443 You don't mind me saying "shit", do you? 681 00:42:52,443 --> 00:42:54,123 Of course you don't, of course you don't. 682 00:42:54,123 --> 00:42:56,643 And then we had to stand up one by one and talk about ourselves. 683 00:42:56,643 --> 00:42:58,363 And then we went outside for manoeuvres 684 00:42:58,363 --> 00:42:59,683 and then we had more food. 685 00:42:59,683 --> 00:43:01,563 And you take plate to food, not food to plate, 686 00:43:01,563 --> 00:43:03,323 and that's just the way things are done... 687 00:43:03,323 --> 00:43:05,123 - Did anybody talk to you before you left? 688 00:43:05,123 --> 00:43:06,483 Did anybody say how you'd got on? 689 00:43:06,483 --> 00:43:08,803 - Why do you have to know everything about me? 690 00:43:08,803 --> 00:43:10,123 - Eh? I don't. 691 00:43:12,083 --> 00:43:15,003 - You aren't very polite, Paul. You interrupted. 692 00:43:15,003 --> 00:43:18,723 - Hey, hey, hey, I was just showing an interest, Mark! All right? 693 00:43:18,723 --> 00:43:21,203 Oh, sometimes you... 694 00:43:18,723 --> 00:43:21,203 HE SIGHS 695 00:43:25,443 --> 00:43:27,323 Ah... 696 00:43:27,323 --> 00:43:30,123 You asked me what it was like being Joe's dad. 697 00:43:30,123 --> 00:43:31,523 Well, it's...it's like this. 698 00:43:33,363 --> 00:43:35,163 It's like this! 699 00:43:36,883 --> 00:43:40,483 Sometimes it's great and sometimes it's tough... 700 00:43:40,483 --> 00:43:42,163 ..and puzzling. 701 00:43:45,043 --> 00:43:47,083 And lonely. 702 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:49,123 Because you made it hard for me, Mark, 703 00:43:49,123 --> 00:43:51,403 and I just wonder why. 704 00:43:52,803 --> 00:43:54,523 You made it hard for me, 705 00:43:54,523 --> 00:43:56,283 and I was just showing an interest! 706 00:44:04,163 --> 00:44:06,363 - It was a "fuck it"! 707 00:44:06,363 --> 00:44:07,963 - What? What was? 708 00:44:10,723 --> 00:44:14,203 - IT was. I didn't get in. It was a "fuck it"! 709 00:44:15,523 --> 00:44:19,203 - Oh, right. I'm sorry. 710 00:44:38,483 --> 00:44:40,483 It's not the same. 711 00:44:40,483 --> 00:44:42,603 - This classroom? 712 00:44:42,603 --> 00:44:44,203 - This classroom. 713 00:44:46,363 --> 00:44:49,923 - This classroom is not the same because...? 714 00:44:51,043 --> 00:44:53,363 - I'm not here. 715 00:44:53,363 --> 00:44:54,723 - Well, no. 716 00:44:54,723 --> 00:44:56,843 You're not in Piglets, are you? 717 00:44:56,843 --> 00:44:57,923 You're in... 718 00:44:57,923 --> 00:44:59,203 - Zebras. 719 00:44:59,203 --> 00:45:00,603 - That's right. 720 00:45:03,043 --> 00:45:04,923 - I like Joe in Piglets. 721 00:45:04,923 --> 00:45:06,483 Baby Joe. 722 00:45:15,923 --> 00:45:20,403 - Baby Joe was all right, but I like him in Zebras too. 723 00:45:20,403 --> 00:45:22,443 - I like Heather in Zebras. 724 00:45:23,403 --> 00:45:25,043 - Well, that's good, 725 00:45:25,043 --> 00:45:28,683 because that's where Heather and Joe are together, isn't it? 726 00:45:28,683 --> 00:45:31,763 - That's where Heather and Joe are together. 727 00:45:31,763 --> 00:45:38,363 - And where are Heather and Mr Meadows and their son Michael together? 728 00:45:39,883 --> 00:45:41,963 - At home. 729 00:45:41,963 --> 00:45:44,643 - And where are Joe and his mum together? 730 00:45:45,603 --> 00:45:47,043 - At home. 731 00:45:47,043 --> 00:45:48,363 - Yeah. 732 00:45:48,363 --> 00:45:49,683 At home. 733 00:46:22,243 --> 00:46:24,003 - Put your coat on, Heather. 734 00:46:35,243 --> 00:46:36,843 - Put your coat on, Joe. 735 00:46:52,563 --> 00:46:54,243 - Pick your bag up, Heather. 736 00:47:03,003 --> 00:47:05,003 - Pick your bag up, Joe. 737 00:47:20,163 --> 00:47:23,203 - Time to go home, Heather. 738 00:47:23,203 --> 00:47:25,243 - Time to go home, Joe. 739 00:47:50,123 --> 00:47:51,763 Thank you, Paul. 740 00:47:51,763 --> 00:47:52,963 Goodbye, Paul. 741 00:47:52,963 --> 00:47:54,803 - See ya. 742 00:48:00,523 --> 00:48:02,043 - I did well. 743 00:48:02,043 --> 00:48:03,323 - Yeah! 744 00:48:05,283 --> 00:48:07,603 - Except for the tests, where I did very well. 745 00:48:07,603 --> 00:48:09,283 But I didn't pass. 746 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:13,883 But I was fit and mixed with the others... 747 00:48:13,883 --> 00:48:15,563 ..they said. 748 00:48:15,563 --> 00:48:17,483 - Good. 749 00:48:17,483 --> 00:48:19,323 Good. 750 00:48:19,323 --> 00:48:21,603 Hey, you did better than I ever could. 751 00:48:21,603 --> 00:48:24,323 And you were brave enough to do the assessment. 752 00:48:27,003 --> 00:48:29,283 I'm sorry you're disappointed, but you still should be 753 00:48:29,283 --> 00:48:30,723 very proud of yourself. 754 00:48:32,443 --> 00:48:34,283 - Did you think I could get in? 755 00:48:34,283 --> 00:48:36,283 - Oh, yeah! Yeah, of course... 756 00:48:36,283 --> 00:48:40,363 - Did you 100% definitely think I could get in? 757 00:48:40,363 --> 00:48:41,763 - No. 758 00:48:41,763 --> 00:48:43,963 If I'm being honest... 759 00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:45,443 ..no, I didn't. 760 00:48:46,963 --> 00:48:48,803 - Then why did you let me do it? 761 00:48:57,443 --> 00:48:59,483 - Did you have a good day at school? 762 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:04,043 - I helped Heather. 763 00:49:04,043 --> 00:49:05,643 - Good. 764 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:08,883 - She has a Michael and a Mr Meadows. 765 00:49:10,603 --> 00:49:12,443 At home. 766 00:49:13,843 --> 00:49:15,243 Not at school. 767 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:18,043 - That's nice for her. 768 00:49:19,963 --> 00:49:21,603 - Yes. 769 00:49:30,603 --> 00:49:33,443 PAUL: Hey, I bet you slept well last night. I know I did. 770 00:49:41,883 --> 00:49:45,203 The reason I let you do it, Mark, was because you wanted to do it. 771 00:49:46,763 --> 00:49:49,083 And I thought, in the end, 772 00:49:49,083 --> 00:49:51,123 it was better for you to try. 773 00:49:56,843 --> 00:50:00,043 And all that stuff about you not being autistic 774 00:50:00,043 --> 00:50:03,243 and applying to the Army felt like you saying 775 00:50:03,243 --> 00:50:07,003 that you wanted the world to accept you on your terms. 776 00:50:07,003 --> 00:50:10,243 And for that to happen, you have to accept the world on its terms. 777 00:50:11,923 --> 00:50:15,123 And the world is in the habit of shitting on you from time to time. 778 00:50:38,563 --> 00:50:40,403 - We have to release the rabbit. 779 00:50:58,683 --> 00:51:00,963 - The label isn't something you should be ashamed of. 780 00:51:02,043 --> 00:51:03,723 - I know. 781 00:51:03,723 --> 00:51:05,683 - Autistic, I mean. 782 00:51:05,683 --> 00:51:07,723 - I know. 783 00:51:07,723 --> 00:51:10,363 - I understand the arguments. 784 00:51:11,803 --> 00:51:14,803 About why you shouldn't have a label. Christ, I've... 785 00:51:14,803 --> 00:51:17,483 I've made the arguments about my own boy. 786 00:51:17,483 --> 00:51:19,763 But it's hard out there. 787 00:51:19,763 --> 00:51:23,803 You know? And it's easier if you have other people around you 788 00:51:23,803 --> 00:51:27,243 who understand you, who see the world the way 789 00:51:27,243 --> 00:51:29,163 that you see the world. 790 00:51:32,683 --> 00:51:34,443 - Do you think I'm autistic? 791 00:51:40,283 --> 00:51:44,283 - I think you have behaviours that would be described 792 00:51:44,283 --> 00:51:46,083 as autistic behaviours. 793 00:51:47,363 --> 00:51:48,963 We all do. 794 00:51:51,163 --> 00:51:55,483 But you have, maybe, a bit more than most. 795 00:51:57,603 --> 00:51:59,323 And that's the only difference. 796 00:52:09,323 --> 00:52:12,043 Shall we say a few words on the occasion of launching Graham 797 00:52:12,043 --> 00:52:13,763 back into the wild? 798 00:52:13,763 --> 00:52:15,923 - No. 799 00:52:15,923 --> 00:52:18,563 - If you don't want anyone describing you as autistic any more, 800 00:52:18,563 --> 00:52:20,443 then that's up to you. I respect that. 801 00:52:21,723 --> 00:52:23,083 - Right. 802 00:52:23,083 --> 00:52:26,243 - And there is nothing remotely autistic about having to release 803 00:52:26,243 --> 00:52:28,763 a rabbit in the exact spot it was found. 804 00:52:28,763 --> 00:52:30,523 - No. - Right. 805 00:53:02,803 --> 00:53:04,523 Daytime drinking. 806 00:53:04,523 --> 00:53:06,283 Another London habit. 807 00:53:08,043 --> 00:53:11,803 - You know what I said about it being life-changing? 808 00:53:11,803 --> 00:53:13,283 - Oh, yeah. 809 00:53:13,283 --> 00:53:14,723 What's her name? 810 00:53:15,803 --> 00:53:17,163 - It wasn't a woman. 811 00:53:17,163 --> 00:53:19,323 - Oh, surprising. But, you know, thinking about it, 812 00:53:19,323 --> 00:53:21,643 not all that surprising. 813 00:53:21,643 --> 00:53:24,843 - Two years ago, when my dad gave me the business, 814 00:53:24,843 --> 00:53:26,763 this was worth what? 815 00:53:26,763 --> 00:53:28,403 - £3.50. 816 00:53:29,523 --> 00:53:32,243 - Do you know how much it's worth now? 817 00:53:32,243 --> 00:53:33,643 Over a million. 818 00:53:34,643 --> 00:53:36,083 - Well, that's inflation for you. 819 00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:37,763 I hope you're going to pay for it. 820 00:53:37,763 --> 00:53:39,803 - Not the bottle. 821 00:53:39,803 --> 00:53:41,843 What it represents. 822 00:53:41,843 --> 00:53:43,323 The brewery. 823 00:53:44,363 --> 00:53:46,603 - Ah, you've lost me. 824 00:53:46,603 --> 00:53:49,803 - I've had an offer to sell the brewery. 825 00:53:52,723 --> 00:53:55,763 - Right, I'll see you later. 826 00:53:55,763 --> 00:53:57,643 - Yes, you will. 827 00:53:57,643 --> 00:53:59,803 - HE CHUCKLES 828 00:53:59,803 --> 00:54:02,043 WATCH ALARM BLEEPS 829 00:54:02,043 --> 00:54:03,883 - I'm going to have to learn how to adjust this. 830 00:54:03,883 --> 00:54:05,083 There must be a knack. 831 00:54:06,323 --> 00:54:08,043 - You know what, Maurice? 832 00:54:08,043 --> 00:54:09,723 Don't learn how to adjust it. 833 00:54:09,723 --> 00:54:11,043 Don't wear it. 834 00:54:11,043 --> 00:54:13,043 Give it to a passing jogger, throw it in the lake! 835 00:54:13,043 --> 00:54:16,283 - What? - I don't want you to wear the watch! 836 00:54:18,803 --> 00:54:20,683 - I thought you were all right with it! 837 00:54:20,683 --> 00:54:24,083 - Well, I'm not, because you hid it! 838 00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:27,683 And the fact that you hid it means that you thought about... 839 00:54:27,683 --> 00:54:30,843 ..I don't know, you and Pauline rubbing Vaseline on each other's 840 00:54:30,843 --> 00:54:33,523 blisters or sharing mint cake by the light of the moon 841 00:54:33,523 --> 00:54:35,043 up Scafell Pike. 842 00:54:35,043 --> 00:54:38,043 - LAUGHING: - Bloody hell, you've really thought about this, haven't you? 843 00:54:38,043 --> 00:54:39,603 - Yes, I have. 844 00:54:39,603 --> 00:54:41,723 And I hate it. 845 00:54:41,723 --> 00:54:45,203 I feel jealous, Maurice, all right? I feel jealous, 846 00:54:45,203 --> 00:54:48,163 and I don't do jealous! It's not me! 847 00:54:52,883 --> 00:54:54,643 All this has made me think. 848 00:54:56,843 --> 00:54:58,483 I have...feelings. 849 00:55:00,043 --> 00:55:02,083 Shit, I don't do poetry, Maurice! 850 00:55:03,963 --> 00:55:05,483 - I don't know. 851 00:55:08,763 --> 00:55:10,563 I thought that was quite poetic. 852 00:55:12,283 --> 00:55:15,723 - Look, the last person I said I loved was my dad, and he was already 853 00:55:15,723 --> 00:55:18,923 in a coffin, in the chapel of rest. 854 00:55:18,923 --> 00:55:20,363 - Right. 855 00:55:20,363 --> 00:55:24,243 - So you can see, it doesn't come easily. 856 00:55:24,243 --> 00:55:25,883 - What? 857 00:55:27,963 --> 00:55:30,923 - To tell someone how I feel, that I... 858 00:55:32,163 --> 00:55:35,323 ..feel... - The same way about me as you felt about your dad 859 00:55:35,323 --> 00:55:36,843 when he was in his coffin? 860 00:55:36,843 --> 00:55:38,203 - Oh, for God's sake, Maurice! 861 00:55:38,203 --> 00:55:41,043 I'm saying I think that... 862 00:55:41,043 --> 00:55:43,203 - FRONT DOOR OPENS 863 00:55:41,043 --> 00:55:43,203 - ..that I might... 864 00:55:43,203 --> 00:55:44,763 - I'm home! 865 00:55:44,763 --> 00:55:46,723 - We got this at the wedding fair. 866 00:55:46,723 --> 00:55:48,403 It's a centrepiece! 867 00:55:50,043 --> 00:55:51,843 - You don't say. 868 00:55:51,843 --> 00:55:53,243 - Here he is. 869 00:55:56,283 --> 00:55:58,203 Now, go see Uncle Eddie. 870 00:55:58,203 --> 00:56:00,483 He's a man full of surprises. 871 00:56:05,603 --> 00:56:08,723 So Heather, she's performed another miracle, has she? 872 00:56:09,923 --> 00:56:13,043 It'll be more than a box of After Eights and a Thank You card 873 00:56:13,043 --> 00:56:14,203 at the end of term. 874 00:56:14,203 --> 00:56:16,083 - He's not sorted but he's getting better. 875 00:56:18,563 --> 00:56:21,003 - Sorry I wasn't there to help. 876 00:56:21,003 --> 00:56:23,643 - It's all right. You didn't have to be. 877 00:56:23,643 --> 00:56:26,643 And you're here, keeping an eye on Rebecca. 878 00:56:26,643 --> 00:56:28,683 She told me Mark's joining the Army. 879 00:56:31,043 --> 00:56:32,843 - He wanted to. 880 00:56:32,843 --> 00:56:34,083 He did his best. 881 00:56:35,003 --> 00:56:37,123 - At least he had you there to help him. 882 00:56:39,323 --> 00:56:41,683 - He just needed somebody to drive him. 883 00:56:44,443 --> 00:56:46,883 And maybe I found it easier than helping Joe. 884 00:56:51,123 --> 00:56:53,443 I know, with Mark, 885 00:56:53,443 --> 00:56:56,563 I didn't do the damage in the first place. 886 00:56:56,563 --> 00:56:58,323 - Wow. 887 00:57:00,403 --> 00:57:02,083 Full marks for honesty. 888 00:57:04,363 --> 00:57:06,843 Is it all right if I just go and say bye to Joe? 889 00:57:28,763 --> 00:57:30,323 - See? 890 00:57:30,323 --> 00:57:32,283 It's tiny. 891 00:57:32,283 --> 00:57:34,723 I thought you'd like to see that there'll be plenty of room, 892 00:57:34,723 --> 00:57:36,323 even with the baby in a car seat. 893 00:57:42,923 --> 00:57:44,883 - I was a baby. 894 00:57:44,883 --> 00:57:46,043 - Yeah. 895 00:57:46,043 --> 00:57:47,323 You were. 896 00:57:47,323 --> 00:57:48,523 Once. 897 00:57:49,563 --> 00:57:51,363 - But not this baby. 898 00:57:51,363 --> 00:57:52,923 - No, not this baby. 899 00:58:02,003 --> 00:58:05,043 - I've got some news, and I want you to be the first to know. 900 00:58:05,043 --> 00:58:07,003 I've had an offer, for the brewery. 901 00:58:07,003 --> 00:58:08,683 That's the opening bid. 902 00:58:08,683 --> 00:58:10,563 - It's not yours to sell! 903 00:58:10,563 --> 00:58:13,043 - I was just calling to see if you got the books I sent yesterday. 904 00:58:13,043 --> 00:58:14,923 - This is you letting me do it my own way, is it? 905 00:58:14,923 --> 00:58:16,763 - How about we all go out somewhere? 906 00:58:16,763 --> 00:58:18,043 You, me and Joe. 907 00:58:18,043 --> 00:58:19,403 - I've done this before. 908 00:58:19,403 --> 00:58:21,803 - What, had your tea round a campfire? I can't remember that. 909 00:58:21,803 --> 00:58:22,883 - With Ben. 910 00:58:22,883 --> 00:58:24,443 - Is this how it happens? Is this... 911 00:58:24,443 --> 00:58:26,363 ..how he starts slipping away from me?