- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
- Viva Mexico! Whoo! Arriba, arriba!
- To a wonderful girls vacation.
- Yes. - Yay.
One, two, three.
Whoo!
- We're going to get married
the day after my brother-in-law gets married
in Jamaica.
- Yeah, mon. Yeah!
- Bullsh--.
Girl, it's been seven years.
You don't want your mama there.
Why, Robyn?
Why you don't want 'em there?
'Cause your ass ain't gettin' married.
- We're like sisters.
We fight like sisters. We make up like sisters.
- First class was Mia and Jacqueline
screaming about how they mother their children.
She said...
- "It takes a village to raise a family,"
but she wouldn't know nothin' about that."
- I think she just has some tension.
She needs some dick. - Oh!
- All right.
Well, keep your legs closed to married men, bitch.
- Oh, okay! - I'm ----ing done with you!
- No! No!
- I am ----ing done with you!
- G, can you walk me to my car?
- Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.
- But did y'all speak, though,
when you came? - No. She doesn't like me.
- She was doing that to get away from you.
[laughing]
- Shut the (BLEEP) up! - Didn't nobody say nothin'
about your mother! - Shut-- you brought her up!
[indistinct yelling, objects clattering]
- Go ahead. Show 'em who you are.
- I wish the (BLEEP) you would! Do it!
- I have no idea why I'm watching
this geriatric fight happening.
Like, whose man did Charrisse have sex with?
One of your boyfriends, Karen?
- Wendy, you've got one more ----ing time!
- What you gonna do? Look at you!
Look at the CEO! - Say somethin'!
- Let's be clear.
I didn't not throw somethin' at you because I couldn't.
It's that I really have real sh-- to lose.
- Good for you. Congratulations.
- But you thought it was okay to throw a drink,
so you've shown your character.
- Yeah, I did. - Yes, okay,
a-a gutter-ass bitch.
- Oh, God.
- I'm pretty, petty, and always sittin' on ready.
- You may think you know my story,
but there's always a plot twist.
- When it comes to the truth, I always arrive on time.
- My vocals are clean, but my reads are for filth.
- I may not remember everything,
but you'll never forget me.
- I'm a Nigerian queen with no time for mean.
- Just like a three-wick, I burn slow and never waver.
♪♪
- Buenos dias.
- Welcome to Mexico. - This is cute.
- I know. Isn't it great? - Yeah.
- You wanna get a cocktail? - Yeah, well, somethin'.
- Something to drink? - Somethin'-somethin'.
- Yeah. - Um, hi.
- Hi. Over here. Uh, can I do a mimosa?
- Mimosa and... something for you?
[stomach gargling] - Um...
bottled water would be great.
And you don't have any, like, sodas,
like, in a bottle or a can?
- Uh...
[stomach gargling] - What you got? What you got?
Mexico is not really agreeing with me.
Um, my stomach is in some bubble guts,
and we all know what that means.
Just take one of everything.
Okay, a little bit of that. Just throw it on there.
[stomach gargling]
- I guess that's what we are doing.
- Okay. Thank you. - Some sodas.
- I don't know what Ashley has planned,
but I'm gonna try to be a trooper
and get through it.
- Girl, what is going on in the ville?
- The peoples is crazy out here in these streets, Mia.
You know, I didn't like how, um,
Karen made up all these lies about Charrisse.
None of that sh-- that she was saying
outta her mouth was true.
- You have been banned from public events
because you have attacked people's families.
- Karen, you're lying! - You-- it's the truth.
- You think, like, is there, like, jealousy of some sort?
- Yeah, I-I feel that.
- At 59? At 59 and fine?
- Listen, people can be jealous at 72.
- Really? - Well, I don't know,
because, I mean, let-let's be clear.
Wendy's jealous of you.
I thought that, 'cause time has passed,
you guys were gonna have a conversation last night.
That didn't happen.
- It's a debate at all times.
Ugh...
- Okay, but you did mention
you and Jacqueline are really not good.
- Yeah, no, we're not good. - So, what we gonna do?
- There's-there's probably no point of return
with this one because-- - Really?
- We got in an argument.
It was very nasty on the plane.
- Okay, yes. - It was very embarrassing.
- I witnessed. - Yes, you did.
What I'm not okay with-- - Uh-huh.
- Is her thinking that she can take jabs at me
and not-- and I can't reciprocate.
That's where I draw the line.
- Okay, but I do think y'all should talk.
You gonna talk to her today?
You gonna try to make it right?
I don't know what that means, Mia.
- I'm try-- I'm gonna try. - You're just not interested.
- I'm gonna try. - Okay.
- So, can we plan a bachelorette party
for our girl, Robyn? - Yeah. Yes!
Okay, I would love a whole stripper thing.
- Oh. Would she like that?
- Hmm... Yeah.
- Okay. - Yeah.
Thank you so much. - I think she'll like that.
- Thank you. It-it--
- I'm not for hire for the record, okay?
Don't try to get my ass on anybody's--
- Well, if-if it's that, then I'm gonna need your help
'cause I know you know the best strippers in town.
- I do, actually. - Okay, okay.
- I mean, it takes a stripper to know a stripper, okay?
[cheering]
And so, I understand where the good ones are.
- Everybody gonna get $500 in ones.
- Yeah, we're gonna need a whole lotta ones.
We need to make it rain, okay?
Gonna make it rain. - Okay, it's gonna be--
and, you know-- - We need it to thunderstorm.
[laughing] - Yes!
So, what are we doing today?
- Uh, we're going out to the city.
We're gonna go shopping. - Yeah, right. Okay.
- And I think we're gonna do lunch
while we're out there. [stomach gargling]
Wait, are you getting bread out of your purse?
- I know. Just-just bear with me.
I-I was on the toilet all morning,
so this is helping my stomach.
- Do you need my anti-diarrhea medicine?
- Okay, just bear with me.
Okay, go ahead. What were you saying? Yes.
- You just pulled bread out of foil.
[laughing] - Yes.
- In-in your purse. - Yes.
- Oh, okay, I need a second for that.
[laughing] Hold on.
♪♪
- Where is the light in here.
- So, I was just checking if you found anything
in Jamaica.
- She knows it's, like, literally just ceremony,
and that's it. - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Like, we, no, we don't need no cake,
no reception, nothin'. Like...
- The thought of, like, a actual wedding
and all the, like, pomp and circumstance
that comes with it, like, that doesn't excite me.
It just feels more special to do it privately,
without worrying about everyone else
and how they perceive it.
I'm excited.
Hopefully, she'll get back to you soon.
- Yeah.
♪♪
[humming]
- Let me see you dance. - Yoo-hoo!
- Hey, baby! - Hey, my sweet.
- Oh, my bad. People are relaxing.
I'm so sorry. I'm all rude and loud,
and people are trying to relax,
enjoy their vacation. How are you, babe?
- You look stunning. - Thank you.
- You ready for shopping? - Yes, I am.
You know, I love Tulum. - Have a seat. Come on, babe.
- So, okay, let me-- let me perch myself.
- Come on. Yes, perch yourself.
- Girl, I'm so ready. You know, I love Tulum.
- Oh, I'm excited because it's like we need it, girl.
I know I need it.
Girl, let me tell you somethin' about these eyelashes
in Mexico, though, okay? No.
- I know. - What the hell?
- I know. - Oh, hi. Hi.
- Buenos dias.
- I would love a Corona. - Corona.
- With a lime. - Dos.
- Dos Coronas. - Yeah, two.
Yes. - Gracias.
- You really have done such a great job, though.
- Oh, thank you.
- It was good for me until last night at dinner, okay?
- Okay.
- I didn't understand
Robyn's personal attack on me.
- You know what? One day, people are going to see you
for who you are. - People see me, right now,
and they clearly-- - Yeah, a bullsh---er.
- Oh, whatever, Robyn.
I didn't understand her calling me fake.
The way she did it, it was a venomous attack on me.
- Thank you. When Robyn was at her lowest,
when she and Juan first got divorced,
Charrisse was very supportive and was there for her.
So, Charrisse has always been an integral part
in Robyn's journey. Period. Baby shower--
- Well, this is not about Charrisse.
I wanna stop talking about Charrisse.
- But-but it-it sort of is.
- I don't wanna talk about Charrisse.
No, no.
- It's inherent because that triggered Robyn.
- You can be loyal to whomever in this friend group,
but you don't lynch me.
Why go so left and attack my reputation, my--
called me fake?
What is fake, is this wedding in particular.
- Oh, okay.
- Because you don't want your mother there.
We can't be there.
And mysteriously, last night, it's in Jamaica
with no witnesses.
I find it very suspect, to be honest,
but let me explain it to you
because there's so much I know about Robyn Dixon,
and she knows I know, including Juan's other woman.
- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
♪♪
It bothered me because why attack my reputation, my--
called me fake?
What is fake, is this wedding.
There's so much I know about Robyn Dixon,
and she knows I know,
including Juan's other woman.
Yeah. Hello.
A beautiful, natural, mature--
she lives in Montgomery County,
and they always date in Georgetown,
and that's just a tip of the iceberg.
- Like-like, a girlfriend?
- Yeah, that looks like me.
♪ Love is a trick of the night ♪
- Looks like you how? Blonde hair?
- She's blonde.
[coughs]
- Why can't you just say Juan's been spotted
with a blonde woman?
But you gotta add that she look like me.
Karen is feeling herself a little bit there,
very clearly.
So, do you think Robyn knows about it?
- She does know. - Oh, she does know.
You think they have an arrangement.
[sighs]
- Ashley, absolutely.
- I know how Robyn feels when other women are brought up
in relation to Juan, right? - Oh, really?
How does she feel?
- Girl, she came up in my restaurant,
had her fingers all up in my face.
- Why are you so damn worried about my life?
Giving you the benefit of the doubt.
- Please put your fingers out of my face.
- Girl, I will put my fingers where I want to put them.
- Please put your fingers out of--
please put your fingers out of my face, Robyn.
- My fingers are not in your face.
This is putting my finger in your face.
- Get your finger out of my face, Robyn.
Out of my face.
- This needs to be tabled until we get back.
- It's hard for me to sit on this stuff.
You know that, girl.
Considering that Juan has had infidelity in the past,
you're not like, "No way!", you know?
While I want to believe this isn't true,
of course, there's always a little voice
in the back of your head that's like maybe.
- No, I wanna talk to her woman to woman
because I wanna have that moment with her.
- Okay. All right. - All right.
When we get back here, in my room,
so I can throw her over the balcony.
- Okay. - No, I'm kidding.
- Oh, my God, Karen.
All right, I'll wait here for the rest of the ladies.
They should be coming down soon.
- Let me go get my hat 'cause I'm gonna get sunburned.
- Okay.
- Whew. - All right.
I'll see you in a little bit.
Just meet right there? - All right, babe. Yes.
- I hate being so nice because it's, like,
I just feel so hurt and sad.
- I mean, it's bad but...
- Uh-huh.
- Sweating like a mother----er, and my makeup is, like,
falling off my face. - Yeah.
[laughing]
- Karen and I just had a very, um--
- Spirited talk? - Uh-oh.
- I'll say interesting conversation.
- Oh, gosh. - So, what's up?
- She's asked me not to share it with the group,
which I'll respect, right? - Okay.
- It's not about me. - Okay.
- Is it about me?
- No, it's not about either of you.
- It's about Mia. - Are you gonna--
are you just gonna guess until I say, "Yes?"
- Yes. - No.
- Just blink. It's about Charrisse.
- No. - It's about Gizelle.
- No. - Robyn?
- It's about Charrisse. - It's about Robyn.
- Oh, yeah, that's it.
- She feels like Robyn threatened her integrity.
She just came out of left field with somethin' else,
and I was like... - About Robyn?
- Okay, so, that's -- - Girl.
- Yeah, girl, but I can't say it.
It's not my place. It's not my place.
- Wait a second. - Ahh!
This girl lives to tell other people's business.
- Oh, God. [laughing]
- Girl.
Ashley can hold a secret for about as long as
she can hold pee in her damn bladder.
- I gotta pee. - Hello.
Good morn-ting.
I like this flip. - Good morning?
- It's always morning.
- You did it yourself.
- Good morning. - What is this?
- Look at us all together!
Okay, guys, it's time to go.
- I'm-- I--
- It's hot as (BLEEP).
- Before y'all fall asleep, I have a game
that we can play that is fun that has all these, like,
shady questions. - Okay.
- Y'all love the shady questions, child.
- So, it's like, who is the most likely
to speak to the manager at a restaurant?
- Gizelle. - Gizelle.
- Really? - I'd say Karen.
- No, Gizelle. - Definitely Karen.
- If I peed in a cup,
do I just pour it out the window?
- Oh, my God.
- Who spends the most time watching porn?
- Me. - Karen?
- I watch a lot of porn. - Karen, you watch porn?
- I know it shocks you all. I think it's beautiful.
- What is your genre? - What is yours?
- What do you mean by genre? - Mine is interracial.
- Ooh. - Interracial?
- I like homemade ebony threesomes.
[laughing]
- On my boobies?
- Yeah. - Yeah, mm-hmm.
You got boobies.
- I play with myself but I don't--
- You want it to be more like a kiss,
Hershey kiss. - Right.
- When are gonna be blessed with the Trina thing?
- There will be a thing, a reveal.
♪ You're stuck in your head
♪ now you missed out on the best damn ♪
♪ if you got a problem come see me about it ♪
♪ I know the problem
It'll be ready in less than a month.
You'll get to see everything, the whole reveal.
- Oh, no, we're here, y'all.
- It's a prom store. - Shut up.
You love to say somethin' is prom.
- Robyn, you can get your wedding dress.
- What's wrong with prom?
- That's-that's-that's a little dig.
- Oh, sh--, that is cute. I'm sorry.
My cootchie cutters are cuttin' the cootchie.
♪♪
- Hello. Hola. Beautiful store.
- I like the bedazzle, razzle, dazzle.
- Ha!
- Ooh, these is for skinny people.
[gasps]
- What you wearing under that? Nothin'?
- Uh, no, no, mind your business.
Mind your business. - Nothin'?
- Robyn, what do you think about this?
- Are you for real?
It's too much, like, cutouts.
Like, I have, like, fat. - What? Where?
- I do. - I don't see any fat.
- I have lots-- I have lots of it.
- Where? - It's here.
[laughing]
- All right, we'll make our way around the corner.
Oh.
You guys wanna go and get dream catchers?
- How much is this?
- Juju might like this, the infinity.
- That's cute. Yes, I like it.
- Give me a look.
Go ahead, supermodel. Yes!
- I need this hat in my life.
Not quite.
- I didn't tell my bank I was in Mexico.
- It's okay. - Okay.
- Maybe we should all get, like, friendship bracelets.
- Well, don't we have to be friends for that?
[laughing]
I don't dislike Wendy.
I want to like her because she has accomplished so much.
Like, why can't we get along?
I think it's unfortunate. [laughing]
- Are you getting oily? You got me nervous.
- No, I'm caking.
- Which one you get? - Oh, that's cute.
- I kinda want a bedazzled one.
- Those things are expensive.
- Maybe it'll make me feel better.
Yeah, but it's cute.
I just need a little somethin'.
- Yeah, no, get somethin'. - All right.
I'm going to that store, right there.
- Here, I'll go with you, so you're not by yourself.
- So, I am glad that we have a moment because, uh,
you know, Karen took me down to the pool this morning
before we left. [sighs]
And, you know, she voiced her concerns
about how she, um, was feeling.
She felt like you attacked her integrity and all of that,
and so she wants to talk to you about it.
And then she said something else.
Now, she asked me not to say, but it's really hard.
I said, "You know, Robyn is my homegirl,
so it's very hard for you to say this to me
and for me to not say it to Robyn."
- What did she say?
- She asked me to let her talk to you about it,
so I don't know what to-- - Well, you just brought it up.
- But it is about Juan.
[sighs] Okay.
Well, it's gonna come out either way, right?
- I-- yeah.
- What she said is that...
Juan has this girlfriend...
who looks like Karen.
[laughing] - Okay.
- He's been dating for years.
- Okay. - And that, um,
he's in Georgetown with her all the time.
Like, they walk down the street
holding hands and stuff. [laughing]
And that she thinks you know about it.
- I-- okay, I've never heard about that, first of all.
Second of all, has she seen this with her eyes?
- She said no but that a lot of people have seen it
and told her about it.
- I don't even know what to say to that.
I mean, I'll just ask him, right now.
- Okay. - I mean,
if Karen wants to go there-- - Oh, I know.
- And talk about fake
and talk about people doing sh--,
oh, we can go there.
[phone ringing] - Oh, God.
- Hello. [sighs]
- What's up, Robyn? - Hey.
So, I'm here with Ashley,
and Ashley is telling me that Karen has come to her
and said that you have a-a girlfriend
that has long blonde hair and that you walk the streets
of Georgetown holding hands with her and--
- Robyn, Robyn, Robyn-- - And a blonde hair--
you said-- so, she's, like, old like Karen?
- Robyn, Robyn, I'm about to-- I'm about to hang up,
because this is why I don't like this sh--.
Whatever the (BLEEP) that Karen is saying,
Karen don't know me! I don't go out!
I'm nowhere in ----ing DC! - I know.
- Tell them to cut that bullsh-- out!
I'm-I'm gonna cuss one of them ----ing women out, Robyn!
I'm not ----ing playing!
- What's up, Robyn?
- Ashley is telling me that Karen has come to her
and said that you have a-a girlfriend,
and you walk the streets of Georgetown
holding hands with her and-- - Robyn, Robyn, Robyn.
- And a blonde hair-- you said--
so, she's, like, old like Karen?
- Robyn, Robyn, I'm about to-- I'm about to hang up,
because this is why I don't like this sh--.
Whatever the (BLEEP) that Karen is saying,
Karen don't know me! I don't go out!
I'm nowhere in ----ing DC! - I know.
- Tell them to cut that bullsh-- out!
I'm-I'm gonna cuss one of them ----ing women out, Robyn!
I'm not ----ing playing! I will. I swear to God.
I will cuss every last one of them women the (BLEEP) out!
(BLEEP) being nice! I'm not playing!
They are ----ing with everything that we're about!
- I understand.
- I love you. I appreciate you.
Don't let them women get to you, please.
[indistinct chatter] - I'm not. I'm not.
- I'm gonna hang up. - Don't tell--
like, that's the stupidest thing ever.
- All right. Bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye.
- Don't-don't be mad at Robyn, Juan.
Don't-- I understand his frustration,
but he shouldn't be upset with you.
- What do you want me to do with that? - You know what I mean?
- So, am I supposed to, like, sit down and cry?
- No, but, you know, like, I can't--
- Yeah, she shouldn't opened that can of worms.
She really shouldn't have.
[laughing]
I mean, it's clear Karen is in her feelings.
You know, it's so funny because I just knew
all that love and support she showed me
regarding my upcoming wedding was bullsh--.
I got names.
- You got names? Oh, Lord. All right.
Oh, gosh. Oh, God.
♪♪
- All right. We're all here.
Salsa dancing class today at 6.
Oh, okay. - Ooh, Lord.
I don't think we're gonna make it.
- No? - I'm leaning on you.
- Ah! I don't do birds.
- We're great.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, this is beautiful.
- This is gorgeous. - Oh, this is nice.
- I'm a beach girl. - Are you?
- Oh, my God.
- Mia, can you move down one?
- No. - Can you move, Mia?
- Okay. - Yeah, yeah, thank you.
- Oh.
You ain't right. [laughing]
- Oh, sh--.
- Where's the restroom, again? - This way.
- Okay. - Y'all are peein', again?
- Yes. - Oh, Lord.
- Y'all got weak bladders.
Oop! - You good?
- Yep, yep, knew that was gonna happen.
- Oh! - Yep, see, right there.
- Y'all be careful.
- Look out for the lizards up in your cooch.
- Oh, Lord, not the lizard in your cootchie.
- Lizard in your cooch, babe. - Okay.
- They like caves. - What?
[laughing]
- I'm excited.
- I don't even know why you're excited,
but I'm excited, too. [laughing]
I am super excited. - What happened?
- You mean... - Something happened
off the bus. - What I'm talking about?
- Yes. - Oh, we'll just wait.
- So, I talked to Ashley earlier.
- Yeah. - And she told me
that Karen and her talked because she was upset
about what happened last night,
and that Karen dropped a bomb.
- I think she's full of sh--.
[toilet flushes]
- Ooh.
- Well, first of all, it should not be a surprise to Karen
that I think she's fake, phony, a bullsh---er,
but the things that she was saying to Charrisse
and-and-- - It was attack of character.
Thank you very much. - Yeah. Right.
- Right. - And-and veiling it
as a reason to, like, be not, you know,
oh, I'm not friends with her, I don't know about y'all,
but I felt that Karen was very mean girlish,
the stuff that was coming out of her mouth.
- Well, that's what I said last night.
- Karen, I've always felt that way about you
since I've met you.
- I respect a woman that stands up and says,
"I'm gonna speak for my friend.
"I'm gonna defend my friend."
I'm cool with that.
If you had cut it off there, we'd be fine,
but you went deeper.
You attacked my integrity.
- One day, people are going to see you for who you are,
a bullsh---er.
- And that is what you're not gonna do.
♪♪
- I didn't attack your integrity.
- Yes, you did. You told-- okay, Robyn.
- I just said I call it like I see it.
- Look, I am not mean-spirited.
I have known sh-- for years.
I have stood by you, but you take a dig at me
every chance you get. - No, I don't.
- So, no, last night was the straw for me,
to be honest.
You took my friends in this circle,
and you told them to look out. Be careful.
She's fake sh--. I'm not fake sh--.
And what is fake, is this wedding.
- Coming up next...
- That look like somebody you know, right?
[laughing]
Yeah. - Can we see?
- The driver, blue eyes? - You seen him?
- Why can't I see? - I think-- I don't know.
- That's him. This is blue eyes, y'all!
- Whoo!
- Karen, this looks like your ass.
- You took my friends in this circle,
and you told them to look out. Be careful.
She's fake sh--. I'm not fake sh--.
And what is fake, is this wedding.
- Okay. - Okay?
Because I know that you know about the rumors
about the blonde girl in Georgetown.
I know you know that because you're smart.
All of us know about it, right?
- I have never heard of it in my life.
- Right? - I've never heard of it.
- The reason-- - Never heard of it in my life.
- Okay. You haven't heard that one? - I heard it.
- You heard it, too. - I have.
- Of course.
- I've heard it.
That's what the blogs were saying,
but I have questions, okay,
because Georgetown is down the street.
Why would you go walking in Georgetown?
You gonna walk with a ho-- walk with a ho in Spain.
- People come to me all the time,
because people see you stabbing me in my back.
- It's always these people-- people.
- They're like, "Karen, why do you let her
"continuously do that?" - People come to me all the time
with stuff about people, too. - Let me finish.
Let me finish. - Everybody.
- It's your choice to do this cloak and dagger sh--
with your wedding.
But as long as you register it,
I'll eat my words.
I don't believe that's gonna happen because--
- She don't need to do that for you!
- Right. - No, for every--
- Why-why would she need to do that for you?
- Gizelle, this is not you. You're not even near a altar.
Be quiet. - She--
- Gizelle, you-- Gizelle-Gizelle,
no one is talking to you. - That has-- I mean,
what's your name? Karen, that has absolutely to do
with the price of tea of China. - No one is--
sit down on several levels, Gizelle. Pipe it down.
- I'm not doing it for any of y'all. Now--
- My thing is, I would rather you not tell us about it
because you know-- - Then don't ----ing ask me,
because I wouldn't have! - You ask her every time!
- Robyn-Robyn, I heard you were going to do it honorably.
- But who keeps asking me?
- What about you and Juan? You guys--
the wedding? - We're great.
Not any time soon.
- When is the wedding, Robyn? - Working on our plan.
- Working on a plan?
- Mm-hmm.
- He give you a wedding date?
- None your business.
- Robyn, because you've been faking for seven years!
- Y'all ask me every ----ing time I'm in your face!
- I've been waiting for a wedding for seven years!
- I wouldn't have told not one of y'all!
- You got engaged three years ago,
and-and all of a sudden,
now it's gonna be off in the Caribbean
with no witnesses, and we-- - So what?
- No witnesses? - That's what she said.
- So what? So what? So what? - Robyn, so what?
It's suspect. It's suspect. - I don't care.
- And I'm sharing my suspect with you.
- I don't care what you think. - I know you don't care.
- But what you should care about, Karen,
is your fake ass talking about how in love you are
wit' your husband and gettin' married to your husband,
but people sending us actual pictures
of you with a blue-eyed man in Redskins gear
in Vegas at a bar!
♪♪
That's what you should be worried about.
- You know, you know what? I was with
several Redskin people at a bar, honey.
- You should also-- oh, oh, okay.
It's you and one man.
- I have no idea what we're talking about,
but this is-- - Okay.
- No, bring it up.
- Y'all wanna see the pictures?
That look like somebody you know, right?
[laughing]
Yeah. - Can we see?
- No, you're good.
That look like somebody you know, right?
- Yeah, uh, that looks like her.
- Yeah. - Let me see. May I see?
- And-and this man potentially has blue eyes, right?
- May I see? - But this was in Vegas.
- No, you may not. You may not.
- This was in Vegas. - Why can't I see?
- That looks like somebody you know, right?
- If I'm being accused, I wanna make sure
he's good eye candy. - Oh, yeah,
that looks like what I saw before.
- That look like somebody you know?
You seen him, Ashley? - The driver--
the driver, blue eyes? - Yeah.
You seen him? You seen him?
- Why can't I see?
- That's him.
- I think he was wearing a bracelet, too.
- That's him.
- May I see that?
- No. - Why not?
- This is blue eyes, y'all! - I don't know.
I don't know.
- People say you have a boyfriend.
Do I talk about that?
Blue eyes or whatever his name is.
- 'Cause if you're accusing him of somethin',
this man is a married man.
- This is blue eyes!
- It's a picture of you from the back.
- Oh, oh, Jesus, that-- k-kiss my--
- Same little back fat.
- Okay, wait. - Same, like-like, uh,
it's like shapewear. - Karen--
Karen, this looks like your ass.
- Whoo! - Yeah, same big, wide ass.
Somebody sent this picture to Gizelle
about six months ago,
and, of course, Gizelle instantly shares it with me.
And I'm kinda looking at it,
I'm like, yeah, that's Karen.
That's her-- that's--
you know, that's her color of her wig.
That's her back fat.
That's her ashy, crusty feet.
That's her.
- Oh, hell, let me just confess my sins.
- So, you were in Vegas with him?
- Gizelle. - I'm asking.
You said you're confessing. - Gizelle,
you know what, sweetheart?
- You said you're confessing your sins.
- I am not even speaking to you, thou without a man.
- Oh, okay.
[laughing] - I can't.
- What the hell? - I cannot.
- I've been waiting for her to talk sh--.
Don't worry. - Your blonde woman is real,
and you know it.
- Let me ask you somethin'. - Why haven't I heard that?
- How stupid is any of our men to be walking around Georgetown
hand in hand with another woman?
- Ask Juan.
- Oh, he's ready to cuss your ass out,
right, Ashley? - Oh, he might be,
but before he cuss me out, Robyn,
I'm gonna share this. - He's ready to cuss you out.
- You know why Juan would want to cuss me out?
- If any of our men should do that--
- Because I've been protecting Juan.
- What! - This is why.
You ready for that?
Let's do this. - Oh, well, you-- no, no.
- Let's go. Let's do that!
♪♪
- You know why Juan would want to cuss me out?
Because I've been protecting Juan.
- What? - This is why.
You ready for that?
Oh, let-let-let's do this. - Oh, well, you-- oh, no, no.
- Let's go, let's do that! - Oh!
- When Andy Cohen asked at a reunion--
we were all in white--
were you and Juan open to a threesome,
you said yes, right?
- I never said that. What are you talking about?
- Robyn, Mila from Baltimore wants to know
if you would ever consider a threesome with Juan
like Katie suggested? - Hell no.
[laughing] - I mean,
you gotta keep it spicy, right?
- Ahh! - I told y'all I like Juan.
- So, then we all go to dinner,
and I said, "Hi, Juan. How ya doin'?"
Juan proceeds to take me in his arms,
squeezed me so tight
my breasts went back to my vertebrae.
[laughing] And says to me,
"I want you to be--
I want you to be the number three
in the threesome."
[screaming]
- Go away, shut up.
- If it did happen, I don't care.
- This is why you're sitting up here making lies.
- I don't-- I don't-- I don't care.
- This is why you don't like me.
Can you tell them why you don't like me?
'Cause your man does. How about that?
[laughing]
- Waitress!
- Oh, somethin', chile. - I don't do well with that.
- Check, please. - Check, please.
- So, Juan wants to (BLEEP), Karen?
Is that what you're trying to say?
- No, no, no. - That's ridiculous.
- Karen, I don't-- - He did touch me.
He did make me feel inappropriate.
- He hugged you. He touched you.
- Ooh. - And I never--
- Oh, okay. He touched you?
He hugged you? - Oh, he touched me, honey.
Asked to be number three in-in your relationship.
- Okay.
You can't-- - Let us be very real.
- I mean, I-I can't confirm or deny that, but whatever.
- I believe Robyn is mad with me
because she knows that Juan was attracted to me.
I'm a beautiful woman.
- Karen did tell me that one of the husbands
hugged her inappropriately,
and it took her a very long time to get past it.
- I had the same experience with another husband
in this group.
He pulls me into him, and he squeezed me so tight
my breasts went back to my backbone.
I kid you not.
That's uncomfortable. That's touching.
- So, I just assumed that it was, like, Michael Darby.
[laughing]
But Juan?
- How are you, babe? Good to see you.
- Hey, how you doin'? - Oh, I'm good.
- I mean, her ego, I said before,
was, like, on 25 million.
You've just blown it out the water.
Whew!
- So, are y'all at the point of no return?
What-what-what are we?
- We-we-we was never anywhere, Gizelle.
Come on, now. You know, I--
- Okay, okay, well, she not invited to the bachelorette.
- That's a-okay.
- It's perfectly fine. - 'Cause this bachelorette is gonna be--
- I don't wanna be in the fake sh-- anyway.
- This is the best food we've had.
- It really is.
- And I'm here to tell you this food is good.
- Whoever did this, yeah.
- Y'all-y'all put your foot in here.
- I know, this-this food, yeah, this food is good.
- Does anybody want any more shots?
- Yes. - Okay.
P-Please, um, pass to Ashley.
- We're passing down, babe.
- Oh, okay, okay, okay. - Passing 'em down.
- Thanks. - Candy pants.
- That's Wendy, this is me. Next one is you.
- Okay, so,
I would like to-to toast to receipts
'cause we have 'em in our phone.
Yes, we do. Receipts, receipts,
receipts, receipts! [laughing]
- Okay, no, girl, come stronger.
I ain't toasting to that sh--.
- Whoa! Oh, I was supposed to sip that?
Oops.
- Oh, that's delicious. - Oh, Lord Jesus.
- Y'all are trying to be, like, wheelchaired outta here.
I'm gonna need for you to sip.
- I wanna be wheelchaired out.
[laughing]
It's the last night, bitch. Let's do it, yes.
- You've hosted very well.
You've done real good. - You did really well, Ashley.
- She did really good. - You did amazing.
- Thanks, guys.
- You did a good job. - She did.
- This is spicy picante.
[sighs]
- Jacqueline, are you okay?
'Cause y'all are sitting next to each other.
Y'all didn't wanna sit next to each other.
Y'all refused to sit next to each other on the bus.
- Who? - These two,
at the bottom, at the end. - Yeah.
- I mean, y'all aren't even speaking.
- And it's not okay. - No, we're not.
- Because we're working through it,
and it's a process,
and it has nothing to do with none of y'all,
and I don't give a (BLEEP) what y'all think.
- Oh.
- You're mad at us? - No, no, no.
- We'll have a conversation another day,
just not here, and not at this table
'cause I'm better than that. I hope you are, as well.
You wanna do this, right now, we can do it.
- You know what? That's telling.
Our friendship doesn't matter to you.
And I have vouched for you for the past how long
with these women?
No cancer versus cancer.
- Ooh! - I stood the (BLEEP) up
and told these bitches to sit the (BLEEP) down.
That was me.
We're talking about cancer.
This is real life for her.
- Why would someone post this like a cliffhanger?
- Because she doesn't know. She still doesn't know.
- Okay.
- Just like my mom took you in, I have, for be--
the beginning of time-- - Yeah, she did.
- I have given my heart. - And that's why I was
with your mother on Mother's Day.
Where were you? - Ooh!
- Oh, my God. - Okay.
- Listen, sister fighting is some other sh--.
- Okay, well-- - Leave it to the sisters.
- You are deep and ugly.
- But that's true.
- Just tell her you love you.
- My mother who took you in as a child--
- She-- look at how she's acting.
What am I supposed to do?
- Stop. - I mean, there's clearly love here.
There's clearly love. - No, it's not.
- There's so much love here. - No, it's not.
- Jacqueline-- - She does it all the time,
and she does this with my other friend groups,
and they don't want nothin' to do with her
because she's so ----ing dramatic.
I'm just over it.
I can't make it make sense other than
I'm just not giving her enough attention.
- She's [indistinct] before we got here.
- (BLEEP) you, (BLEEP) you.
- I told her to stay home because of this.
She's been acting like this all week.
She's exhausting me, you guys.
- I've had my share of [indistinct] in the car.
- Oh, wait. What-what-what-what--
What's going on? Oh, my God.
- Somebody needs to get the (BLEEP) up and sit there.
- Oh.
- I'm done.
- Do what? What, girl?
- Again?
- Where is Jacqueline? She-she walking home?
♪♪
- She's exhausting me, you guys.
- I've had my share of [indistinct] in the car.
- Wait, what-what-what-what?
- I'm done.
- Again?
- Well, I'm glad I ain't got no sisters 'cause Lord.
- Speaking of being sisters--
- Okay, but everyone gets their own--
- Hey, guys, before we go,
speaking of being sisters, full transparency,
I want to like you. I really do.
I have a soft spot in my heart for you
'cause you're beautiful.
This is gonna make me cry. - Don't cry.
- Because you're beautiful. You're successful.
You have an amazing husband.
You do have three beautiful children.
- Aww. - Wow.
- And I don't wanna feel like you don't like me
because of insecurities, and I don't want--
- Because of what insecurities? - Let her talk.
- But listen, I'm not trying to argue with you.
- Please let her talk. - Okay, well, me and you
can have the conversation. I appreciate that.
So, we'll have our conversation.
- Amen. We love it. Great.
All right.
- So, even with Jacqueline and I arguing,
Mia does not hold grudges.
I'm gonna talk about our problems.
You may not like what I have to say about our problems,
but I am willing to talk it out with Wendy.
You know, maybe she needs more Mia time.
I'm actually pretty ----ing fun.
[laughing]
Slumber party!
- Robyn, you good?
You good? - Oh, yeah. [laughing]
- Yeah. - Maybe.
Maybe it's, like, kicking in.
- My sister is gonna curse her the (BLEEP) out.
- Oh, God, these people.
- I don't even know who she is anymore.
She lies so much.
Like, you're gonna have to remove me from her,
because, at this point, I can't be near her.
- I am so glad people are giving Jacqueline
the attention that she is screaming for, child.
- Mia, stop.
- Her big ego is out the roof, right now.
At this point, I could-- I could be all gloves off,
but I'm not gonna do it,
'cause I'm actually a good person.
- They wanna go. - All right, babes.
Our car is here. We gotta get going, okay?
- We gotta go. - Hey, I will (BLEEP) you up.
- I know. Come on. - Okay, oh,
we're not gonna do no ----ing up.
- You in the front, and she in the back; it's fine.
- I'm not working sh-- out with that bitch.
- What is happening? And why you taking
the people's drinks? - Woo-woo-woo.
They said I could have it.
- Oh, they got another one?
- Let's go before they take it back.
- Okay, come on. [laughing]
- You can't take these hos nowhere.
- Adios! Is "adios" Spanish,
or is that just Arnold Schwarzenegger?
- Hasta la vista. - Hasta la vista!
Is that right? - That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
- Okay. [laughing]
[knocking] - I think-- is that Wendy?
Yeah.
Coming.
Hi, welcome.
Hello, gorgeous. - Hey, mama.
Hi, gorgeous. - How are you?
- I'm good, gorgeous. - You look beautiful.
- You look so good. - Welcome to my home.
- I love your home. See, you're like me.
- Am I? - This is clean and neat.
- Isn't it? - And this is my zhuzh.
- Oh, okay. - How are you?
- That is so funny. - I-I wanted to, like--
- See, maybe that's what it is.
We have more in common than you think we do.
- I do. I wanted to stop by before dinner.
- You wanna sit? - Yeah.
I don't know where we should sit, though.
- I don't know. Let's just sit here.
- All right. Can we sit here?
- Yeah. - Okay, all right.
All right. - Did you-- did you shower?
- I did. Did you? - Barely.
- Oh. - No, I did.
I washed the important areas. [laughing]
- Um, no, but I felt like
I wanted to hear what you had to say.
- I want you to know that I do like you.
I do, and I feel like we keep missing each other.
Like, I don't understand, like, where we went wrong.
Um, and that-- - You threw a drink on me, girl.
How me and my husband play, we don't play like that!
Period! Oh!
- Oh! - No, no, no!
To me, that's equivalent to, like,
someone completely disrespecting your space,
like spitting on you.
- I just-- you're right. We should feel comfortable
and not feel like we're gonna get things thrown at us,
and I really am sorry.
Like, I-I didn't sleep that night,
because I don't ever wanna be responsible
for disrespecting someone, and we like you.
G loves Eddie.
- Eddie loves G. - Oh, my God--
- They love each other. - Like he-he's, like,
"so, when we hanging out with them?"
Like, I don't know. - They love each other.
You-you got a fake booty. I got a fake booty.
- Okay. - Okay, you're beautiful.
I'm gorgeous. - Right.
- I think that, you know, overall,
I think you're a good person. I think that--
- Well, last night didn't sound like it.
- Because you were getting on my ----ing nerves.
- Chile. [laughing]
And what's wrong with being gay? - You threw a drink on me.
Do you-- - What's wrong with
a man sleeping with-- - Nobody said he was gay.
What are you talking about?
- And I'm gonna get on your nerves, again, okay?
- All right. Let's go to this dinner, child.
- All right. Hugs.
- Aww, huggies. - I mean it.
I'm really proud of you.
- Oh, I'm so proud of you, too, mama.
- On the final night that we're here in Mexico,
we had a fantastic time, okay?
- It's a nice dress.
- It go-- it opens down to the cootchie, though.
- Oh, very good.
- See, that-that's my vagina. - Oh, what?
Oh, Ashley!
- We were just having fun, lettin' loose.
[making animal sounds]
[laughing]
- What the (BLEEP)?
Where is your cheers? - Oh, cheers.
- Get your cups. - Oh, it's over.
We survived. - We survived.
[barking] - Ooh!
Mia got you beat. [making animal sounds]
- After we had dinner, we did go to a bar,
and we just started pounding tequila shots.
[overlapping voices]
We all, like, you know, did a little flash
to show each other that we weren't wearing any panties.
- I don't have panties on.
- See, that-that's my vagina.
- Very good. - Whoo! [laughing]
- Mia comes beside me. She slithers,
and she says, "I just wanna eat your box."
[gasps]
[thunder crashing]
[ CANDIACE SOT ]
[making animal sounds]
[laughing]
- Next time,
on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
[screaming and whooping]
[cheering]
- Steak and lobster! Steak and lobster!
- Someone did some vagina bumping in Mexico?
- Some things happened.
- She showed you her vagina?
- She did, like, spread like-- - Spread eagle?
- It was like whew.
- And you said, "Okay, great."
- This is, like, literally bringing back memories
of, like, when I did this.
- But your mom, why-why is she not here?
- There was a group chat that Gizelle sent out
about a bachelorette party for Robyn,
but you guys are noticeably not on the chain.
- Like, what is the issue?
- Ashley, what's going on with you and Michael?
- Bitch, he was in my man's restaurant with a bitch.
- Oh, my God, okay, okay, okay.
- The last time I was at a club,
I was with that bitch, Karen Huger,
and she was ----in' a worker in the bathroom.
[laughing] - It's a fact.