- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
- Y'all know I'm Catholic. - Yes.
- I carry my rosary. That's why I'm protected.
- What do y'all want me to do?
Get mad at him and scream and throw a shoe at him?
"Oh, my God, I can't believe you went to the nail salon
"with Breanna."
- That's a (BLEEP) Juan moment.
- Hold on. They've already stole my joy.
I don't give a (BLEEP).
- So, do you think that Michael is gonna
move forward with his lawsuit?
- Um, yes, he is.
I think it really did affect his business.
Obviously, Candiace and I don't have a relationship.
- How do you all feel about Candiace?
- I don't know who y'all are talking about, right now.
- Is she coming to your housewarming party tomorrow?
- I haven't invited her.
I'm inviting my friend, Nneka.
She is a lawyer.
She moved here to be with her husband.
- 20854, baby!
I just recently closed on a beautiful home in Potomac.
- And we're gonna keep this chandelier, right?
- No, we're not keeping that chandelier.
That's going in the garbage.
- I'm really excited to have the girls at my house,
and I can start this new chapter
with them by my side.
You guys actually have a lot in common.
She's Igbo, as well.
- I am. - Her name is Nneka. Yeah. - All right.
- Only because I talked about it with Nneka,
there was this article about you or something
being, like, Osu or something,
and she basically was like,
"Oh, Osu is, like, terrible."
**
- Osu is something from, like, ancient Gods
in Nigeria.
My family is not that, right?
- Okay.
- And it basically is people who are considered outcasts.
So, yes, it is a bad thing, but that's just a bad article.
It ain't me. - Okay, good.
- So, Robyn, I care about you,
and I really, really wanna support you
as a friend during this time.
I know it's very hard.
- No, listen, this is the thing about me.
I'm not running from anything.
I'm not like, "Oh, my God, don't talk about me.
I can't believe you- you talked about that."
I'm not doing none of that.
I wish Ashley was here, but Gizelle, Ashley,
and Charrisse, we had a nice little get-together,
and I was thinking about
some of the things that were said.
You know, Gizelle, you were very adamant
on Juan can't be around his co-worker slash friend
because of the optics. - I didn't--
- No, no, no, let me just talk.
- In public, in-in-in- - In public, all of that.
- Yes. - Right,
and-and I am not gonna ask him to do anything differently
that he would not normally do
outside of my knowledge, for optics.
- Did I say that? - You said that?
He can't be seen with her? - No, I said,
what I-- what we-- - She-- no, no, no.
She wanted me almost to be upset with him
because I'm being dragged into this situation
where the public is just speculating.
- Okay, okay, okay. - And what I'm saying is,
I don't care that the block is hot.
- I feel like the two of them are like Beavis and Butthead.
So, it's, like, really refreshing
to see Gizelle be real with her friend.
- I feel sorry for the people who waste their precious time
worrying about my boring life.
- Mm-hmm. Okay. All right. Thank you for the update.
Have we handled all of that?
Because I said to Karen that she owes you an apology.
- Yeah, and I-- - And I then said to Gizelle
you owe me an apology.
So, I-I don't you can move forward without talking,
if you are open to it. - I'm open to it.
- Let's go have a moment. Come on.
- Okay. - Okay.
[laughing]
- So, did you guys see the house? How is it?
- Yeah, it's-it's beautiful. - It's gorgeous.
- Oh, that's nice. - Yeah, it's really pretty.
- Thank you. - I'm proud of Ashley.
- It's very, like, it's very, uh--
- Country chic. - Yes.
- No, she said-- she said-- - No, not country.
It's beachy. Where you been?
- I've been talking to the doctor.
We had a really good conversation, Wendy and I.
- Oh, good.
- Have a seat, Miss Robyn. - All right.
- We're gonna sit by each other? Okay.
All right, look, first of all-- - I mean, I don't want you
to get your breath on the food.
- Yeah. Oh, well, you and I
have been not the closest of friends
in this circle for years. - Yeah.
- But last year, it went extremely left.
- One day, people are going to see you
for who you are. - People see me, right now,
and they clearly are-- - Yeah, a bullsh---er.
- I know that you know about the rumors
about the blonde girl in Georgetown.
I know you know that because you're smart.
All of us know about it, right?
- I've never heard of it in my life.
But what you should care about, Karen,
is people sending us actual pictures
of you with a blue-eyed man
in Redskins gear in Vegas at a bar.
Okay. - What I care about,
is how Robyn Dixon and Karen Huger
decide to move on.
To set boundaries, I think that, for me,
I won't repeat rumors about you.
I will only repeat facts about you.
I want you to do the same thing. - Same thing.
- Wendy, Karen told us that you may be doing a new show.
- Yes. - Oh, really?
- So, you guys know I've been in the political commentator
space for a long time.
And I came to a point, especially during the pandemic,
where I felt like news sometimes shies away
from topics that they think are too controversial.
[slurping]
- Well, everything ain't for everybody.
- Everything ain't for everybody.
My demographic is a little bit different,
the educational demographic of my show.
- That's-- it's probably gonna go over my head.
- My show vibrates really high.
So, if people are not at the intellectual level
to receive it, then I understand
why it may not be for them.
- That's a little shady.
- Was it? I was just drinking my water.
- You know, she already made it very clear
that she said she doesn't wanna (BLEEP) with me. So...
- If somebody threw a drink on you, would you?
I'm not in town for business. - Wendy...
- Oh! - Oh!
- Now, I need to know somethin'.
Your marriage, is it open, or is it traditional?
- We have a traditional marriage. - Okay.
- We do not have an open marriage.
- And you're married legally. - Yes.
- All right. That's all I need to know.
Can I expect the same from you, though,
as far as how we deal with each other?
- I-I mean, you started it.
That's all I can say. - No, I did not start it.
- You did. - No, you started it.
- No. - We'll never agree. You started it.
People saw you were the liar, not me. - You started it.
- Let's go. You did it. You did it. You did it. - They-they see you. Trust.
Listen, the-the-the moral to this story is,
don't talk about me, and I won't talk about you.
The end.
- I'm not trying to play the lawyer card,
but let's get some order going on here.
- I think that, first of all,
it's not just about throwing a drink,
but after we wrapped in New York
and everyone said their piece,
you then go on social media
and then proceed to attack me.
So, let's not throw rocks and hide our hands here.
- But, throw-- and you can't talk about women's empowerment
when the moment you get a chance to beat someone down,
you beat them down. Why not uplift me, Wendy?
- Because you're slow. I can't uplift you.
You're too low down.
It's too slow for me. - Then if you vibrate so high,
why are you so quick to call somebody so slow?
- Oh, oh, because you're slow.
- She, like, in her mind, thinks that she's going high,
but she's really going ----ing low, okay?
Wendy comes at people
with these nasty phrases because it's her way
of making herself feel better about herself.
- I am such in a good place.
Love your energy. Love yours. Love yours.
Excited about my show.
Let's elevate the conversation.
- Okay, are we staying outside in the rain?
- No, we'll just grab a beverage and go inside.
- All right. I'm going inside.
- Oh, was this hers? - No, no, no, take it, girl.
I never want anyone to be thirsty.
I-I wouldn't do that to somebody.
How are you feeling, though,
all these people telling you to don't live your life?
Hide out.
- I'm a very tough person. - Mm-hmm.
- And so, I'm fine.
I mean, there's definitely moments where it was, like,
good Lord-- It's just like a pile on.
It's like the-the crazy life that we live
where people are just, you know--
I mean, you go online, it's new news about somebody.
- Hi. I love this pink.
- Hi. Thank you.
You know, every wants gossip, gossip, gossip,
gossip. And so, for... - Right.
But, I mean, you guys have your situation,
and you know what you're doing.
So, that's all that matters. - Yeah.
- What's this?
- No, I had, uh, suntan lotion,
and I don't want to-- - Okay, okay.
- In case, you know.
- So, where are y'all living?
- We live in Clarksville, right now,
but we just bought a Potomac. - Oh. Oh, okay.
- So, we're moving in, like, two weeks.
- I'm close. So, I live in Howard County.
- Oh, I'll give you a call. We'll go grab-grab a cockie.
- Yeah, a cockie. - Grab a cockie. Yeah.
- Thank you for coming. - Yes, I love it.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
- Oh, he's leaving? - Yeah, yeah.
- Bye-bye.
[sighs]
- Ashley, I'm having a first communion for my boys.
I told Karen about it.
Next Saturday, I will want you to be there.
- Oh, that would be really nice.
- I mean, hello.
The-these are my babies.
I do not want them to be around anyone
who has ill will towards their mother.
- I hope she doesn't think that this is some sort
of revenge for last year.
My kids wanna do, like, a family fun day.
So, we're on spring break. - Is she not invited?
- Nuh-uh. - Oh. - That's fine.
- You actually did us a favor,
if you are trying to prove some type of point.
- All right, babes. Well, thank you.
Thank you for coming. Appreciate it.
- Thank you for having us in your beautiful home.
- Thank you. It's been great.
- You don't have to go home, but you gotta get outta here.
- Yes.
- Coming up...
- Should we be going to par-tays?
- Mom, you went to the parties.
- I did. - Yeah.
- I was the party.
- Can you tell me anything about this damn lawsuit
**
- I'm doing a nine city tour. Like, that's insane.
- The Deep Space tour.
- Period.
- One, two, three. - Deep Space!
**
- Wow.
- Look how big these birds are, bro.
- They can smell this dead snake.
- No, they see it.
- Like, you wouldn't even know that was a snake.
- Oh, my God.
- Yo!
[laughing]
- Yo, that's crazy.
- That thing is, like, all bones.
- I didn't know a snake had bones.
- That is wild.
Stop playing with me. - I was walking.
**
- How do I do this? - Okay.
Just hold onto it. I'll take it.
Hi. - Hi. How are you?
- Hi. - Good.
Like, you don't really need a lot of sweatshirts.
- I need, like, shorts.
- You need shorts. - Or, like, tank tops.
- Tank tops?
We need to look semi-professional.
- Well, for the party-party time.
- For party time? - Yes.
[laughing]
- Listen, I have been preparing Grace
to be on her own from the moment she was born,
and she is about to graduate from high school
and go to college, baby.
So proud of her, so happy for her,
but, yes, it is sad.
Should we be going to the par-tays?
- Mom, you went to the parties.
- I did. - Yeah.
- I was the party. - Yeah.
- However, it's a different time.
My love for her is way more important
than my tears. So...
- You can cry.
- So, are we good for prom 'cause they have, like,
some sparkly dresses? - Mom, stop playing.
- No? - That's a joke.
[laughing]
I have my prom dress.
- And you're dateless? - Yes.
- I like that. I like that, just free.
- Right, no babysitting today.
- I do like that.
No babysitting these little boys out here.
- No, thank you.
- They don't know how to mingle in the crowd,
like, ugh.
- No, thanks.
- I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
- What?
- 'Cause I-I don't wanna poo-poo on
all 17-year-old boys. - No, it's true.
No, they-they deserve it. - Okay.
What happens on the dance floor when you're dateless?
You just do it be yourself?
You just do a little-- - I don't-I don't do
whatever dance that is.
- What's the hot dances these days?
- Not what you do.
- Let me see what y'all got.
- When-when did we start gyrating?
- Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Hee-haw, hee-gaw.
- Your dad will be coming. - I know.
- Is he gonna be freaking out when he sees you
in your dress because your dress is scan-tal?
- It's not bad. It just has, like,
a little one, two, three, maybe four.
- You have four cutouts on the sides.
- It's only, like, it's small.
**
- Kam, I think it's yours.
- I don't want the tail. - Okay.
- Kamrynn, did you nap at school today?
- No. - Oh.
- No wonder.
You're-you're acting like someone who did not take a nap.
That's okay. - Yeah.
- Are you guys excited for your first communion?
- No, you're not.
This is-- I sent them my first communion picture
when I was seven years old
to inspire them to be better for the day.
- Okay, let me see it.
[laughing]
- She looks good.
- She looks beautiful. - Thank you, baby.
I am Catholic.
I even went to Catholic school,
and I used to get detention
because I will roll my skirt up,
and then the nuns will tell me my skirt was too short.
So, I am a Catholic girl through and through.
The Sunday School people gave to us
to practice with you guys.
You take the bread, and then you have
the blood of Jesus, which is the wine.
Both of those things are the Eucharist.
- What am I supposed to wear?
- The guests are supposed to wear yellow
because, in the Bible, yellow was a prominent color.
- Oh, that's what-- oh, that's what it is?
- That's what we're supposed to wear,
but I'm wearing white.
- You're-- but you're not getting communion, though.
Why are you wearing white?
- Are my kids-- are my kids getting communion?
- Yeah.
- I need to wear white. - It's our event.
- Yeah, but just like your wedding
when your wife wears her white dress,
mommy is gonna wear a white dress, too.
- You don't wear a white dress
if we're not marrying you.
- What-what are we talk--
what are we talking about? - You're my son.
You're forever married to me.
Your wife just doesn't know that yet.
- I don't have a wife.
[laughing]
- Let's go upstairs. We have to try on clothes.
All right, let's go. Let's go.
I'm actually the daughter of a preacher,
but he's not Catholic.
My mom was born Catholic.
My dad, I think, is, like, Protestant.
My parents got divorced because my dad
was so deep into his religion
that she divorced him.
So, we are in the church of Happy Eddie.
Now, Karter and Kruz, you're gonna come.
Priest Happy Eddie, can you give a sermon?
- Dearly beloved-- - Yes, sir.
- We are here to receive a little happiness in your life.
- Happiness.
- So, in order to do that, you have to walk slowly.
- Not fast but slow.
- And receive the happiness that I have to give.
- Receive it in your body. [laughing]
- Okay, who is first? Who is first?
Okay, yes.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes.
- Yes.
You guys are done. - Yeah.
- You can take off your clothes.
I'm just happy we got here
because waking up every Sunday
to take them to Sunday School,
oh, no, you would've thought I was a heathen.
As far as the final count for the communion,
I already invited
Karen, Candiace, and Ashley. - Okay.
- We're planning the kids' first communion,
which is next week. - Oh, yes, yes.
- And I want you ladies to come.
- I'm coming. - First communion!
- And I invited Ashley at her housewarming.
- Yeah, how-how was that?
- The housewarming was good.
Ashley brought a new friend,
and I thought she was cool because Ashley was like,
"Oh, she's Nigerian. She's Igbo."
- Okay, uh-huh. - I was like, oh, this awesome.
And then Ashley was like, "But by the way,
when I was talking to my friend,
she, uh, brought up this article about you."
- Mm-hmm.
- Something had happened where there was
some rumor about her family being shunned or something.
- And I was just like I've never met the girl.
- That's a red flag.
- Hey, hey, I love this fit.
- Thank you so much. - So beautiful.
- Oh, thank you.
- I have seen her in passing before.
And then Ashley told me that her friend was like,
"What type of doctor is she?"
- Wait, first of all, Dr. Wendy,
is this medical doctor?
- No, It's a-a PhD. - Okay.
Okay, so, Doctor of Philosophy.
- Now, you're trying to shoot shots
at your fellow Nigerian.
- It's just weird because I've never met the girl.
- Right. That's what I'm saying.
That's crazy.
I don't know if this is a woman you wanna be
getting in, though. I'm just saying.
- Coming up...
- I want them to be friends 'cause we have such a good time.
- I have a good time with her, too.
- I have the cutest picture of all three of us.
- But then she turns around and stabs you
**
[doorbell ringing]
- Do you think it's [indistinct]?
Go let her in.
- Hello. Is that Juju?
- Hi, beautiful. - Hi.
Hi, handsome. How are you?
Good to see you. - Oh, okay.
So, you come into my house, and you can't hug.
- I-I-- good to see you, Mia.
A start. - Can we hug?
Oh, okay, this is how we start. - Handshake first.
This is beautiful, Mia.
- Well, welcome home.
- Yes, ma'am. Okay. - You like?
You approve? - I do. I do.
I remember the last penthouse.
- Yes.
- Beautiful. You love a view, girl.
- I do. - And it's beautiful, Mia.
I really like it. It's you.
- Take it, there you go. - Perfect, darling.
- Mm-hmm, let's have a seat over here,
right here. - Okay, we good?
- Mm-hmm. - Thank you, darling.
- Okay.
Daddy said he'd be here in five minutes.
Let's put our shoes on.
They're gonna go scooter.
Girl, listen, city living, okay?
[laughing] - Daddy.
- Yay. - Hey.
Oh, you already scootered up. - Hi, G.
- Oh, you haven't seen Karen. - Hey, Karen.
- Good to see you, G.
- How are you, dear? - I am good.
- Good, good, good. - Looking good.
- Oh, thank you. You, too.
- Thank you.
So, you gonna do daddy duties, G?
- Yes. - I love it.
- I'm-I'm on the clock, now.
- With all the changes that have been going on
with the business,
we have decided on pause on having a nanny.
Um, Gordon is a huge help, and he is picking where he can,
but kids are everywhere-everywhere.
Love you. - All right, guys.
- Bye, mommy. - Bye, G.
- Bye. I love you. - Yep, okay. Love you, too.
- Um, make sure that they, you know-- keep them on the--
- I got it. I got it. I got it.
- Okay, and don't let them run over anybody.
- I got it. - Okay, all right.
- You see how she do me, Karen? - Girl, micromanaging, I see.
Oh. - Babe, sometimes, you know.
- It's all good. - Right.
- But I do wanna thank you for inviting me
because you and I were both at Ashley's, um,
housewarming. - Housewarming.
- But I could sense the tension, though, among some of the women.
- Mm-hmm.
- Especially, uh, when my girl, Wendy,
invited everybody that she wanted
to the christening of her children.
It-it-- [sighs]
- So, what are your thoughts on that, miss etiquette queen?
- I felt that that invitation was personal
coming from Wendy, slighting Robyn
sitting right there. - Improper.
- But we also understand that Robyn slighted her children,
in her mind, at the family event last year.
- Let me tell you something.
This is another reason why I can't
move forward with her. - Okay.
- Because when we were talking, she decides to presume to say...
- You're so slow. Like, I vibrate so high.
- Jeremiah does have an IEP,
so he does have special education.
- I did not know that. I'm-- - And absolutely.
And, you know, he does have speech delay,
and, of course, we're working with it.
And so, when she used-- - Right.
I'm so sorry. - No, it's okay.
- Okay.
- Because I speak into him that he's smart,
and he's kind, and he's-he's brilliant,
and he is.
- So, it hits you a certain way.
- And then kids are cruel, right?
So, I've actually heard other kids call him that.
My son is my world, and I don't want people
to ever put him in a classification of being slow.
We know that that's just not a word that you use, right?
So, she needs to be mindful of that.
- I'm not taking up for Wendy, but I do know her to be
a compassionate person when she knows those-- I do.
But she doesn't know anything about your son's situation.
- She's also not trying to get to know.
- I am not gonna be in a position
where I am going to choose or-- - You hump the fence.
- I own the fence. I am the fence.
Totally different. All y'all hump my fence.
**
- Yes, okay.
- How ya doin' today, ma'am? - Hi.
**
- It's nice to meet you. You want a PWA?
- Pretty with a attitude. - Absolutely, yes, ma'am.
- Do I look like that? - Every day.
- Thank you.
[laughing]
- Take your time, ma'am. - Hello.
- Oh, you look cute. - Oh, thank you.
You look cute. How you doin', mama?
- Hi. Good, good, good.
- Girl, hold up. Girl, how are you?
- So, I'm home. I'm back home.
- Weren't you in L.A. Where were you?
- I went to L.A. for two shows.
* Passing I was speeding on the freeway *
* without a care *
* with my hands up in the air air air air *
And I had dancers.
- This is the club experience, a club-- yeah.
- Yes. Yes, yes, yes. - Okay.
Girl, you missed Ashley's housewarming.
- Oh, yes. Tell me. Tell me somethin'.
And wait, hold on. Who is this girl that's coming?
Where is she?
- You have to meet Keiarna. - Yes.
- She, actually, two doors over from here,
is her med spa wellness thing. - Yes.
- She is a kiki. She is a good time.
- Okay, we love that. Is this her walking in?
Hi. - Yes, come on.
Hey, baby. - Hey, girl, I give hugs.
- How are you? You're so cute.
- Isn't she so cute? - Thank you.
- Keiarna, this is Candiace. Candiace, this is Keiarna.
- Hi, Candiace. Oh, you guys are cute.
- Nice to meet you. - You look so cute.
- Yes. - Come on.
Come on, feathers.
So, your business is literally right here.
I saw this on the corner. - I literally, yeah,
I literally just walked right down here.
- Come here, miss mamas. - Yes.
- Yes, miss mamas, honey.
- Okay, so, it's official. Welcome.
K was actually at my Wine With Wendy event.
- My number one concern is understanding our resources
so that we can really properly run our businesses.
- Yes, I remember! - K asked a question.
She had on the cute, little-- - Oh, I love that.
- How we doing today, ladies? - Oh.
- Good. - Great.
I want the black swan. - Absolutely.
- Let me get the smoke and mirrors.
- All right. Yes, ma'am.
I can do that for your ladies. - Thank you so much.
Appreciate it.
- So, where are you-- 'cause you have your store
on the corner store. - Yes.
- Are you from Baltimore? - I am a Baltimore girl.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- So, Keiarna, our friend, Ashley, had a housewarming event
at her new-- - Your friend--
that's your friend. Okay. - Ooh.
- That's my friend. - Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, and overall, it was a good vibe, right?
- Okay, yeah. - Okay.
- And while me and Ashley were having the conversation
about our relationship, me and Ashley's relationship--
- Mm-hmm.
- She was like, "And by the way, my new friend
pulled up an article about you from a blog."
- Mmm.
- Something had happened where there was some rumor
about her family being shunned or something.
- Does she know you? Do you know of her,
or do you all have people in common?
- Honestly, I met this girl for the first time
at Ashley's thing.
If she knows me, that's different.
- Okay, okay.
- Ladies, ladies, ladies, are we all set
and ready to order? - I want pasta pomodoro.
- I'm gonna do the lamb chops. - Lamb chops.
How you ladies want 'em cooked? - Medium, please.
- Medium, yes, ma'am. - I knew it.
I was gonna say, she's married to a white man,
so she probably wants her medium.
[laughing]
- I get mine medium well. - Ooh, not well done.
- Medium well?
You're-you're ruining the meat, Wendy.
So, did Ashley tell you this?
- Yes. - See...
- She said, when she had the meeting with the girl,
that's what happened.
- See, where-where is the red flag?
I think we have all learned, at this juncture,
that when Ashley is coming to the people
with information, she is doing so
from a place of a messy-ass ho.
- You know, Chris was being a little bit flirty with her.
Why are you trying to dismiss my friend?
Can you just clear the air?
She doesn't have bad intentions with you.
- No.
- Glory to God, look at that.
- Ooh, oh, my God, thanks. - Thank you. Appreciate it.
- That is fabulous. - Calamari.
- Oh, that's the calamari. Oh, my God, today.
- That's pretty. - Oh, thank you.
- Um, I'm having a first communion.
My boys are getting their first communion
on Saturday. - Mmm, that's so nice.
- But then we're going to have a brunch afterwards
on Saturday. - Nice.
- And I want you there. - Let's do it.
- Come through.
- And this is gonna be Candiace and Ashley's
first time seeing each other in a minute.
I want them to be friends 'cause we have such a good time.
The cutest--
- I have a good time with her, too.
- I have the cutest picture of all three of us.
- But then she turns around and stabs you
in the side of your ear.
- Not endangering in the earlobe.
- Beware.
- Coming up...
- I think that when we were chatting about it,
I may have implied that to Wendy that Nneka was, like,
sort of implying that Wendy was Osu.
**
- Oh! I just got bit.
**
Hello. - Hello.
- Oh, my God, I hate to trouble you guys.
Um, I just got bit by a bug. Do you have a tissue?
- Yes, we do. - Oh, sorry. OMG.
**
- Hi. How are you doing?
- Uh, I would be fine.
I just got bit by a bug, right here.
- What? - It feels like it's burning.
- Here, look, my bag has a built-in mirror.
- Let me see. Let me see. All right.
Let me see. How bad is it?
- Oh, let me get this. - Oh, it's horrible.
It looks like Ray socked me.
- Y'all got a little rough or somethin'.
- No, but I wish that was it.
How am I gonna show up to Wendy's service
if this gets any bigger?
- Hi. I'm Brianna. This is Delaney.
- Hello.
- So, we're gonna be your stylists today.
- Okay. - Okay.
You know, I'm gonna be honest.
Uh, not quite what I typically would wear,
but I'm excited to see what you have.
- Absolutely. - We can surprise you.
- Surprise, yes. - Absolutely.
- Okay, great.
This store, while it's very nice
for someone who is a little more matronly,
a little more conservative, this does not fit my motif,
but we just have to find something
to cover these new tits.
Okay, Karen, you trying on?
- I'm not gonna try on because Wendy said
we had to wear yellow. - Oh, see, I-I hear you.
There's yellow in it, though. What do you have?
Oh. - So, I'm gonna be okay.
You try yours on. - Okay, I'll try this on.
- And then I'll help you, but we'll talk about.
- You can even wear that to the-the communion.
- Girl, it's too short. - God like a little leg, girl.
- I'll be back. - All right.
- Thank you.
I'll wait here, Ashley, for the unveiling.
- All right.
- I would buy a dress from this shop
if I could find something to wear.
If it don't-- if it does not have a titty or a ass out,
Ashley is not going to wear it.
- Here I am. - Oh, girl, all right now.
- Yes, I actually like it. - You got a body-ody.
It is cute. - Yes.
- That is very nice.
- My boobs hold it up really nicely.
Like, I don't know if my previous set
would have had the same effect.
- Is that braless with the boobs?
- Yeah, this is braless. - Go ahead, girl.
- Yeah, girl. - I have a question for you.
I did go to see Candiace.
You know, you guys are gonna be with Wendy tomorrow.
- Mm-hmm. - How you feeling about that?
- She's made it clear she wants no correspondence with me,
and that is completely fine with me, Karen.
- I shared with her that it was odd and really strange to me
that no one brought her name up at your housewarming.
If something-- - I would prefer that they don't
bring up my name.
- I know an icy situation when I see one.
Ice a bitch out 101, is don't mention her name.
I've been there.
- All right. Whew, back in my clothes.
- Girl, can you tell me anything about this damn lawsuit
that Michael has started? Um...
- You would know more than me since you talk to Candiace.
- She won't talk to me about it. No.
- He-he won't talk about it either.
- Michael is suing you for $2 million.
- Uh-uh.
With regard to the lawsuit,
I'm not answering any questions about it.
- I'm disappointed that he felt he had to come up
with a lawsuit to do it.
I think Michael is trying to make a point,
but was it worth $2 million?
No, maybe two pennies.
That's more realistic because we've all heard this.
Candiace just has a wonderful way
of putting the-the butter to the bread
when it comes to cutting somebody's throat.
[laughing]
- Can I-- can we go somewhere I can sit down, too?
My-my bunions are hurting.
- Okay, are you gonna have surgery?
- It's, like, three months of recovery,
and I have two young kids. You know, so...
- Yes, who are adorable and growing up way,
way too fast for me. - Thank you.
- So, I'm like, oh, my God.
Mia, girl, when I went to visit her the other day,
we had such a good time at her house.
Juju is so funny. - Yeah.
- Her son is super fun.
And, for me, it was very painful to hear about what she had
to say that transpired between she and Wendy.
Basically, Wendy said she was slow.
[laughing]
Well, it would be funny if Mia wasn't dealing with
her son having a speech impediment.
You know, Wendy is saying that Mia was slow.
Of course, that cut Mia.
- Is Mia really hurt that someone called her slow?
I don't think so.
But if it's gonna help prove a point for her
and, you know, have some oomph, then, by golly,
Mia is gonna ride it off into the sunset.
If there is one thing Mia can do, honey,
is she can ride it out.
Well, this is good.
I'm actually excited to see Wendy tomorrow.
Uh, you know, I was just thinking about
I had this conversation with Nneka first.
- Okay.
- And we were just kinda, like, chatting about this stuff
about Wendy and that she was, like, Osu or something,
and I didn't know what any of it was.
So, yeah, Nneka educated me. - So, what's Osu?
- Essentially, it's like an outcast.
So, then I told Wendy that we had talked about it.
I think that when we were chatting about it,
I may have implied that, to Wendy, that Nneka was,
like, sort of implying that Wendy was Osu.
**
- Nneka said she was Osu?
- No, I-I said she may have implied that she was Osu.
I don't-- - What did-- what did Nneka say?
- Here's the thing. Nneka didn't say anything.
- Yeah, Osu is-is a thing.
I don't know if she is. I know I'm not.
- So, you made the sh-- up. Were you being messy?
- No, I mis-remembered. - Okay.
- After the Jose...
was out of my veins,
I started to remember the situation differently.
I think I put too much sauce on it,
and I implied that Nneka was the one who brought it up,
and that's not right.
So, I feel really guilty about it,
and I do wanna set that record straight.
- Girl, Ashley got a wooden leg.
When she drinks, it goes straight to her big toe
and stay there. "Oh, it's gone to my head."
No, it went to that bunion in your toe.
That's why it look like that.
- So, now I just have to sort of, like, you know,
clear it up with Wendy and-- - Make it right.
Girl, girl, all right.
I'm just buckling up. My God.
- Coming up...
- Are you excited to pray or something, 'cause who is--
I'm praying?
**
- This is where we're having your brunch, guys.
- Okay, with the yellow flowers.
The first communion was a success.
My boys were nervous, but they just walked up
to the priest, received it, bowed,
and I was just a proud Catholic mother.
It was everything I could dream of.
How are you guys feeling? - Good.
- You didn't drop it. Priest didn't hem you up,
you know. - You didn't stumble.
You did good.
Hey. - Hey, how are you doing?
- How you, brother? Congrats. - Thank you. Thank you.
- The kids ran of us. - Welcome, Papa.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Thank you. Thank you.
- Hey, mama.
- Do we pray now or wait?
- Are you excited to pray or something
'cause who is-- I'm praying? - I'm supposed to pray.
They are my children.
**
If I didn't birth you, you wouldn't have birthed them.
- Can I have what she's drinking?
[laughing] - Girl...
**
- How have you been? Oh, my God.
How are you? - I'm good. I'm good.
- Thank you.
- Oh, Karen! - Wendy. Hi, mama.
- Belle of the ball, you look so good.
How are you? - Thank you. Fantastic.
Look at mommy. - Oh, I'm trying.
Everybody, you know Miss Karen. - Hello, Karen.
- Eddie, hi. How are you? Good to see you.
- Welcome. Good to see you, as well.
- Thank you. Thank you for having me.
This is so beautiful. - Oh, definitely.
- Boys, Karter, Kruz, Miss Karen.
- Congratulations, boys.
- Yes, bride. Look at the bride. - You look beautiful.
[laughing]
- Hi. Oh, this is such a cute hat.
- This is beautiful.
- Look at Black sunshine.
Hello. Come on. - How are you?
- Good to see you.
- Thank you so much. - We can sit down.
- Yes, ma'am. - Is Mia coming?
I wanna make sure, so we get prepared with more drinks,
and I can get my raincoat from the car.
- Ahh! - Thank you.
- Yes. - I'm trying--
I'm trying to tell you. - Did she just come up--
did she just come up and clear the table?
- Cleared the whole table. - Oh, my God. Girl, you--
- Oh, my God. [laughing]
- If anybody hurts her babies, she turns into mama bear.
- Yes. - And she wants to protect them.
- Right. I--
- How you doin', man? - Good.
- You're getting big, boy. - Thank you.
- Hey, beautiful. - You look gorgeous.
- Oh, yes, I love it . You look beautiful.
- I love this. You look so good. - Thank you.
- K, this is Karen. - Hi, Karen.
- Very nice to meet you. - I like that.
- You met-- you met, uh, Candi, girl. - Miss mama-- Miss mama.
- She's a real boss. - Real girl boss.
- Hi. - Hey, Ashley.
- Hi. - Sorry, babe.
I didn't know where you were.
- Hi, beautiful. - Hi. I'm sorry I'm late, girl.
- No, no, you're fine. You look so good.
- And I'm sorry about my girls. - It's okay.
- But I haven't learned how to dress them.
Is this too ho'ish for a communion?
- Just cover it up.
Put them away 'cause God didn't--
this-this is-- God is not pleased.
- Candiace, can you move your bag?
- Oh, can we get another chair then for my purse?
- Yes, we can. - Yes, where is my friend?
- How are you? How is it going? - Going well.
I'm loving the mimosa and-- - Yeah, we need a purse chair.
- Ashley, this is my friend, Keiarna.
Keiarna, this is Ashley. - Hi, Ashley.
- You are gorgeous. - Thank you. Ditto.
- Ooh, the food is coming. All I see is shrimp.
- Oh, I'm just on time then. [laughing]
- My first communion was the first time
that I remember getting really, really dolled up,
and my aunts and uncles came, and then we all went out to eat
at Golden Corral afterwards. I felt like a celebrity.
[laughing]
- What? - Sorry.
- Ow. - Sorry. Ha-ha!
You look good, man.
I'm proud of you. You did good today.
- This looks good. Is everybody okay?
- I'm good.
- Well, can I just say I just appreciate you ladies
for coming for not just me? - Yeah, girl.
- This is above me. My babies--
this is my babies' event. - Yes, girl.
- And even more importantly, elephant in the room, you two,
because you two have your own issues.
- But I will say, Wendy, to your point
and to-to you, Ashley, that I will always be okay
being in a room with-with you.
- I echo that, and I respect that.
- Yeah.
- On that note, have you guys heard of pickleball?
- Is that like tennis? - No, what's that?
- It's like tennis. - Where y'all been?
Have y'all been living under a rock?
[laughing] - Well, it's a new sport.
Ray is the expert on pickleball.
So, I thought, well, let me steal Ray's idea.
- Yes. - So, I'm inviting everyone
and their significant others.
You can bring your husbands, your boyfriends, your girl--
- To pickleball. - If you're comfortable.
- I'm gonna get my Serena Williams on.
- Okay. - So, are you guys down?
- I'm down. - I'm down.
- All right.
- I wanna say to you, Wendy, that, you know,
you and I had our talk about Nneka
and the conversation I had with Nneka.
**
And I wanna clear up that I think I may have implied
that she said that about you being Osu,
but she didn't.
- Coming up...
- She proceeded to say,
"Have I ever prayed against you?"
And then she started saying that it's a sin
to use somebody's name. - Oh, my God.
- And that she has a shrine.
**
- I wanna say to you, Wendy, that I think I may have implied
that she said that about you being Osu,
but she didn't.
I misrepresented that. - Huh?
But, Ashley, you told me she came at you
real, like, "Oh, it's such a bad thing.
I'm not a part of this, but Wendy is."
- Oh, did she do that? - No, I didn't say
she said you were a part of it.
- Oh.
- No, I did not. Babe, I did not say that.
And she made it very clear that she does not think
you are that or anything like that.
- Okay.
- If I told you that, I apologize.
That's certainly not what I ever intended to do with that.
- I told you.
It's not even worth getting upset over,
losing a-a piece of hair over, because Ashley is a liar.
She's a bald-faced liar.
That's why her forehead is so big.
It's just-- it's full of lies.
- I have no issue with her,
but thank you for being honest.
- It's time for them to cut the cake.
- Oh, is there cake? - Yes.
- That's wonderful.
**
- Hello.
- Nneka, you look so beautiful.
I love this color. - Hey, you look beautiful.
It's so nice seeing you again.
- Yes. Do you want something?
I was, like, a little chilly out here,
so I ordered hot chocolate.
- Oh, wow, you ordered hot chocolate.
Wow, so good of you.
I was thinking more of a cold beverage.
- I know. Well, I want that, too.
But I'm like I need to, like, warm up.
- Thank you so much.
- Do you wanna start with something?
- I am going to do the Margarita Nacional.
- Sure. - All right. I'll get
the Chinola Spritz. - Chinola Spritz, yes.
- Yeah, Chinola. Chinola Spritz. - Okay.
- Thank you.
Nneka seems really nice and friendly.
- Did you throw on an accent for that, Chinola Spritz?
- Yeah, I said, 'Chinola." [laughing]
You know, I'm looking forward
to just getting to know her a little bit more.
- Oh.
- This is your Chinola Spritz.
This is your Margarita Nacional.
- It's like a beach or something.
- I know. - Sure.
- Um, Ashley's house is so adorable.
- It was so cute.
Ashley is, like, you know, she's so, like, one of a kind.
- Mm-hmm. - And so, her house was,
like, totally fit for her. - Right.
- Like, you only know Ashley?
- I only know Ashley, but I've met Wendy.
I don't know her, but I know of her.
- Okay.
- I had a conversation with her at an event.
- It sounded like you all were meeting for the first time.
- Hey, hey, I love this fit. - Thank you so much.
- So beautiful. - Oh, thank you.
- Listen, if she wants to meet for the first time,
we can meet for the first time.
I'm not-- - Like, but is that what--
how the exchange went? - But it's not true.
That's how it was. - It really-- it--
- It was like her being, like, being introduced to me
for the first time. - Okay,
but neither one of you were like,
"Yeah, we know each other."
Or, "Hey, hey, girl." - No, no.
I've met Wendy at a concert,
and I saw her at a birthday party.
Like, she was with her husband,
and I just, you know, I saw them.
I normally would have smiled,
but I was met with just eyebrows
and just glares.
So, I just took my Louboutin pumps,
and we scurried to the restroom.
I wasn't expecting that. - Mm-hmm.
- I was expecting more, like, aggression from her.
- Why? - Because the past three weeks,
her family has been really aggressive towards me.
- What? - Yeah.
- Okay. - Because she's been friends
with them for, like, 13 years.
So, Ivy called her one day
saying that Wendy was upset
because I'm using her name
to socialize with you women.
- What?
- So, she was calling me all sorts of names.
- What? - Clout chaser,
that I need a restraining order,
and if she-- - Huh? Restraining order?
- Yes.
- Because you said you knew her?
- And I don't even know her,
because I said my in-law knows her,
but I've met her, which is all true.
- Excuse me, everyone.
Can I get your attention, please?
- Thank you all for coming and being here
since their baptism when they were this small.
- Thank you and know that, as you take this next step,
this is your community.
This is your village.
- Fast forward a couple of days later.
- Oh, my God, this keeps going?
- Wendy's mom calls my husband's cousin.
- Stop! What?
- It starts off super creepy.
Like, "Have I prayed with you before?"
And my in-law is like, "Auntie,"
'cause that's how you greet your elders,
"Auntie, like, we've been family friends
for a long time, so, I'm sure
you've prayed for me." - Yeah.
- And she proceeds to say,
"Have I ever prayed against you?"
And then she started saying that it's a sin
to use somebody's name. - Oh, my God.
- And that she has a shrine.
She has a shrine,
and that's where she puts the names of people.
- What? She's doing voodoo on you?
- This woman put a hex on me.
- Today, I stand here fully blessed
because these are my children.
I birthed them.
[laughter] - Come on now.
- Oh, my. - So, Father,
I pray and thank you for these two young men.
- Amen. - My Lord and my God,
no weapon fashioned
against anyone standing here today
will prosper. In Jesus' name.
- (all) Amen.
- Did you dream this? - And then, no,
and then she says that we should ask about her
in the DMV.
- Ask about who?
- Wendy's mom and her shrine and her prayers,
"And check on those people who I've prayed against
and see how they're doing. They're not doing well."
- I'm freaked out. - I'm telling you.
- What the (BLEEP)? - It was crazy. It was crazy.
- Karter and Kruz, today you have received
the body and blood of our Lord, Jesus Christ.
You are protected. - Yes.
- You are powerful!
- I know you all are from the same culture,
the same tribe. Is this normal?
- Unh-unh. - Okay.
- 'Cause culturally, like, we're supposed to be sisters,
you know. - Right.
- He said, "Suffer the children to come to me."
In Jesus name, I pray.
- (all) Amen.
- This is, like, so creepy.
I've had a lot of sh-- going on in my life,
and I'm starting to think
that Wendy's mother put a hex on me.
- She did. - That she prayed against me.
- Yeah, we are both-- [laughing]
- She threw my name somewhere.
**
[thunder crashing]
- Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac."
- I mean, I know y'all talked,
but I didn't hear what y'all said.
- He-he kinda came for me,
and you didn't, like, say, "Hold up, Juan."
- Oh, my God. - What's up, guys?
- Is that Juan Dixon,
playa-playa from the Himalayas?
- I'm aware of the phone call your mom made to my in-law
saying that she submitted my name to a shrine.
- Voodoo. - A shrine is like voodoo.
- I think that you-- [screaming]
- This is the demons coming to get us.
**