- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
- Celebrants, first communion.
- You're- you're closer to God.
- Yes.
- So, Gizelle invited me over to her house,
and it pretty much turned into an intervention.
- Juan was in the nail salon.
Juan was in the laundry mat. Juan was at the hotel.
That's a (BLEEP) Juan moment.
- Ashley brought a new friend.
- Hi. - Ladies, this is my friend, Nneka,
I was telling you about. - Nneka?
- Hello, everyone. - Hi.
- She's Nigerian. She's Igbo.
I was like, "Oh, this awesome." - Okay. Uh-huh.
- And then Ashley was like,
"She brought up this article about you."
- There was some rumor about her family
being shunned or something.
- Did they say why she was being shunned?
- They are Osu, cursed.
- I don't know if she is. I know I'm not.
Wendy's mom calls my husband's cousin,
and she started saying that she has a shrine and that--
- She's doin' voodoo on you?
- I'm no angel but give me some grace,
and you'll learn to adore me.
- You don't have to dig for gold
when you shine this bright.
- I just took a DNA test, and it turns out,
I 100% don't care.
- When they go low, * I just hit high notes *
- If you're gonna test this professor,
be prepared to fail.
- Nigeria raised me, L.A. made me,
and Potomac will remember me.
- It doesn't matter the size of our home.
I'm always the queen of this castle.
- I don't ride the fence, honey.
I am the fence. You ride me.
**
- American Airlines is where?
There he is.
[laughing]
- You're gonna drive me? - Yes.
I'm guessing there is no gas in the car.
[laughing]
- No, there's no gas in the car.
How was your flight?
- I don't know why the pilots like to drop so quickly.
- As much as you fly, you're still scared
about swift descents.
- I wouldn't say that I'm scared-scared.
You know, I just don't like it.
- Well, I think that also goes with the fact
that you need to stop traveling
and, like, find something here.
- And I'm telling you this- this will be over soon.
Soon, I'll be back just like it used to be.
I'm off the whole week.
- Let's see.
Maybe I'm ovulating that week.
Let me check. - You're always ovulating.
- I ovulate once a month like every other woman.
- Okay, babe. - You're a doctor.
Oh, I am gonna ovulate while you're here.
My husband, Iyke, he does travel medicine.
He travels for work.
Twice a month, he'll leave for one whole week,
and then he'll be here for one week.
So, it's really challenging to align our calendars
when trying to conceive.
Either way, I'm going to the OBG for a quick fix.
I need a solution here, and then I have a baby,
like, voila.
[phone ringing] Oh.
Hello!
- Nneka, Karen Huger-- how are you?
- Oh, hello, Karen. How are you doing?
- I'm good.
I know you're super busy, but I wanted to invite
you and your hubby to come play pickleball with Ray,
myself, and the girls. Are you guys up for that?
Listen, somebody has to bring this group back together.
Candiace and Ashley need healing.
Candiace and Gizelle need healing.
For me, personally, it's me and Robyn.
And Juan is known as the Don Juan, right now,
wanderin' all around the city.
We all need healin'. We a mess.
Pickleball might bring us together, though.
- Yes. Oh, my gosh, that's gonna be so fun.
Thank you. - You are so welcome.
I can't wait to hang out with you.
- Likewise. We'll see you tomorrow.
- Thanks for the invite. - Bye.
- Bye.
- Well, that's gonna be super fun, pickleball.
- Yeah. I don't know what it is, babe.
- I don't either, but I'm happy they invited us.
That's really kind of them. - Yeah.
- Babe, Karen said all the ladies, right?
So, that means Wendy.
You know how aggressive and-and upset
she, and her sister, and her mom were.
Two weeks prior to Ashley's housewarming,
my in-law, Lebe, who is my husband's cousin,
she received a phone call from Wendy's older sister, Ivy.
- There was some issue
with you possibly using her name to some extent,
and there was anger
because she felt that it was somewhat of a clout chase.
So, the next call I get, is regarding messiness
and shrine, and it's just--
it's above what I can comprehend
and understand because it's not something I dabble in.
- I've never had somebody where it seemed like her,
her sister, and her mom were trying to prevent me
from, like, interacting with these women.
- Maybe instead of them to see you as a fellow Nigerian,
they're seeing you as a Nigerian
that maybe wanna take somebody's spot.
- So, if that's the case,
that's really disappointing and alarming.
But, babe, Karen said all the ladies, right?
- I think she said all the ladies and--
- And their husbands. - And their husbands.
- So, that means your old college pal, Eddie.
[laughing] - The one that disowned me?
- Disowned you? He--
I don't know if he gettin' a part of disownin' anybody.
My husband went to University of Maryland College Park,
and Eddie attended that same university.
They were in the African Student Association
meetings together. They-they know each other.
Then, right after his mother-in-law called
about submitting my name to a shrine,
Wendy's husband unfollows my husband on Facebook
of all platforms.
I think it's ridiculous.
It sounds like Wendy wears the skirt
and the pants in that house.
Too much shade? Was I mean?
- I don't know what to say or what to think.
I'm just gonna have to feel his energy.
Do I ask him why he unfollowed me?
- Absolutely not.
We're just gonna do our thing, and that's it.
- Yeah. Man, this is crazy.
- It's definitely very baffling.
- We're almost home.
So, you ready to make a baby?
- Sure, after I spend your money on some food
and some cocktails.
You gotta get me liquored up if you want this.
- Hi. How are you? - Hi. Good. How are you?
I'm meeting my girlfriend here, just two.
- Awesome. I'm gonna seat you right here.
Is that okay? - Okay, sure.
- Hi, hi, hi. - How are you?
- Good.
- This place is, like, packed, I think.
I can't even get in a chair.
[laughing] What's happening?
Okay, whew.
- Here's water, dear. - Hi.
- Thank you so much. - Hello. How are you?
- Oh, I should've told you to bring her one, too.
- I'm Jerata. I'll be your server this evening.
Anything I can start you off with, ma'am?
- Do y'all have tequila? - We have Casamigos Reposado.
- I'll have that, on ice. - You want that one. On ice?
- Yes. - A single or a double?
- Just double me up, baby. - Double it. Let's do it.
- Yes, yes. - All right. Let's do it.
How about you, dear? - Can I get the spicy margarita?
- Yes, ma'am. - Thank you.
- You're welcome. - Um, how are the boys?
[sighs] - From the growing pains,
to the broken foot... - Yeah.
- ...to the sprained ACL.
I feel like it's always something.
- I know that life. - Yeah.
- The twins are getting ready to have a birthday.
Grace is coming up on her last week of school.
- Wow.
- I'm coming down to the end.
- Yes, you are.
- She's going in June, all the way in Florida.
I know. I know. Let's just not talk about it.
It's-- ahh!
- All right, ladies. Here are those drinks,
the Casamigos double on the rocks
for the sweetheart.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- And that spicy margarita for you, dear.
- Appreciate it. - You're very welcome, guys.
- Okay, we would like the giant pretzel.
- Absolutely.
- And then I would like the, um, crabcake.
- Absolutely.
- Can I just do a Caesar salad
with blackened salmon?
- I got you guys. - Thank you. Thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you. No problem.
- Um...
- You know, he called you sweetheart.
You-you attract all the young men.
[laughing] - I did. I-I was, like,
looking at him like he's-- is he older than Jason?
Is he younger than Jason? - Right.
- How old are you, sir?
- He's definitely younger than Jason.
You're gettin' all the young men.
- He looks like he's in high school, okay?
- Right. - All right.
Uh, we have to download 'cause I saw Karen recently.
- Yeah, she just-- she texted me
while I was driving here. - Oh.
- "Hi, Robyn. Both you and Juan are invited
to join the ladies and their significant others
for a fun game of pickleball tomorrow."
- She did say, like,
she's clearly open to talk to Juan,
not that Juan wants to talk to her. Right.
So, is Juan coming to this pickleball?
- Yeah, he'll be there.
- You know, 'cause obviously they have their opinion.
- Right. - As they should.
- And, you know, as they should know,
we don't care about their opinion.
[laughing] - I can't wait.
- If they wanna keep talking about Juan, Juan,
Juan, Juan, Juan, then go for it.
I'm not going to stop 'em.
- I did kinda wanna talk about the other night with Juan.
- I mean, I know y'all talked, but I couldn't--
I didn't hear what y'all said.
- Robyn and I went to Atlanta
to do our "Reasonably Shady" live show
on the Black Effect platform.
Juan was in town... with Robyn.
Juan and I did have a discussion in Atlanta
as it relates to all the social media fodder,
and I don't want ever to be in a situation
in which, because me and Juan have words,
me and Robyn aren't good.
He-he kinda came for me.
- So, you're saying he was, like,
yelling at you? - Yelling at me, yeah,
Because you told him,
"Gizelle doesn't believe anything that you have told me."
- Right. - So, in my mind,
that's like kinda yelling.
- No. So, his--
His hearing is bad from coach-- like--
- What? - 'Cause he, like,
yelled so much during, like, coaching.
- Yeah.
- So, he, like, talks even louder.
- He was talking loud? - Yeah.
- We don't need to talk about what he said.
- Yeah.
- However, I'm just gonna say he was, like,
not happy with me.
He did let me know that he is, you know,
a sexual dude, as most dudes are.
He did have some excuses.
He did not. He did not.
"I did not, Gizelle. I did not have sex with her."
So, I'm like, okay, you said it--
you said it about four times. One time was enough.
- Girl, stop. Juan was not yelling at you.
He said, "I didn't stick my thing in her,"
something like that.
He said something like that.
- I don't have anything more to say here.
- I guess, the way I look at it is,
y'all don't have to see eye to eye.
- No.
- I mean, the story is not gonna change.
- It's-- oh, he made that clear.
Oh, wow. - Thank you.
- And also, a crabcake. - Oh, wow.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- You're welcome. You're welcome.
Thank you, guys - Are you a high school student?
- No, I'm actually not.
I'm 28-28. - Oh, you're 28.
- Yes, ma'am. - Oh, okay.
- I know I got the youthful face.
- Yes. - But you guys enjoy, okay?
- Thank you. - Thank you, thank you.
- Okay, so, we were both wrong.
- Right, I just said younger than Jason,
so I was right.
- So, you were right. - Yeah.
- I was wrong. - Yeah.
I shouldn't bite, but I will.
- Is it good? Okay.
- All right, so, I should not be telling you this.
- Oh, okay, good. Tell me.
[laughing]
- Because I was asked--
- Not to say anything? - Not to tell anyone.
- If we can keep this between the two of us for now--
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, this is, like, the craziest sh-- I've ever heard.
- Okay.
- Nneka's cousin has been really close friends
with Wendy's sister, Ivy.
- Okay, that's weird. - So, recently,
the cousin got a phone call from Wendy's sister
saying that Wendy is pissed
because she found out that Nneka has told people
that she knows Wendy,
or that she has met Wendy,
or that she has some sort of, you know,
interaction with Wendy.
She has told somebody that she met Wendy.
- Why is that a problem?
- Oh, it's a big problem. She's pissed.
- They came from the same tribe, right?
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
So, Wendy wants to be the only person
from that tribe that we know?
- That's what it sounded like.
- This sounds crazy to me. - That's what it sounds like.
So, then Wendy's mama calls the cousin and says,
"People who use people's names are sinners.
And ask about me. I have a shrine.
And I have prayed against people."
- So, she's a voodoo hexer. - That what it sounded like.
She's doing voodoo on people.
- Listen, I used to be married to a pastor.
A shrine and praying against someone's family and downfall
is nothing to play with.
And I want no parts. I want no parts.
I hope it's not true. - That's ----ed up.
- It's beyond ----ed up. - That's ----ed up.
- It's evil.
- Yeah. - Whew.
- Coming up next...
- My mom worships our Lord and Savior.
- At day.
By night, she's-she's submitting names to shrines.
- Oh! Oh! Oh! - Oh, gosh.
- Ma! - Yes!
- What are you doing?
- How are you?
- I'm, um--
you know, this dishwasher is not very good,
so I have to, like,
put the soap on it. - Well, you've been talking about it.
You've been talking about both of 'em
for three years now. - I know.
I just-- I need to buy new ones.
- So, maybe I need to get you two new ones
for Christmas or something.
- Oh, can you get me, like, a tour gift
'cause I'm going back on tour? - A tour gift?
- Give me, like, a congratulations.
- Okay. - In June,
you can get me a-- 'cause I'm doing a DC show.
- Two new ones in-- okay. - Yes,
a congratulations gift.
My mom seeing me as an artist
has perhaps helped her to grow
a newfound respect for me,
and it's been really nice.
- Well, what's-what's in your head?
Where is your head? I don't know how you think.
Your brain must be, you know,
twisted and backwards. [sighs]
- And now, now you're insulting my brain.
- You're the narcissist. You're the brat.
You're the little princess. You're the diva.
That's you.
- I mean, we still get to tussling every now and then,
but it's less.
Thank you, Jesus, for less.
Our little outdoor space. - Beautiful.
- Okay, this is a little bit better.
- Okay, yes.
- So, the tour... - Yeah.
- You're getting it back into the swing of things.
- Yeah, it's coming together.
I'm just-- I'm, like, I'm a little--
I just-- last year,
it was a promotional tour. - Right.
- Which means I spent so much money
my first go around. - Mm-hmm, to get the exposure.
Right, you're getting that exposure.
- Right, to get the exposure, to get people to see me.
- Mm-hmm. - And so, this go around,
I'm getting more cities. - Yay, yay, yay.
- So, the promotional tour worked.
- Okay. - It's just...
I cannot spend
that much money, again. - Mm-hmm, right.
- Road life is ghetto.
It's raggedy, it's ashy.
It's dry. Like, there's no moisture.
It's not glamourous at all.
The upside is that I love the energy that I get
from the people that come from far and wide
to hear me scream into a microphone.
Chris was, like, screaming at me.
- Okay.
- Just all the money that we were spending.
- Okay. - Yeah.
So, Nye sent me a preliminary budget for the tour.
- Mm-hmm.
- And it's a lot of money.
- First thing I'm gonna say is, do you need dancers?
Do you need a band?
- Why you looking like that? - Okay, well--
Like what?
- Why-why you looking like that?
- I'm not looking like anything. - You are looking crazy.
- So, what is Chris working on, right now?
- He's still doing virtual classes,
private chef events, um... - Mm-hmm.
He's making money with that?
- No, Mom, he's not making anything.
- I wasn't trying to be shady or anything, Candiace.
- Well, what do you-- I mean--
- That's just what I-- that's just what I do.
I just, you know, sit, and we talk about everything.
[laughing] You haven't changed a bit.
- He is-- he is making money.
- So, he's happy with-with what he's doing?
- Our biggest arguments were
about his work schedule. - Mm-hmm, right.
- So, when Chris was closing the restaurant,
12-hour days, that was hard on me
and, therefore, hard on our marriage.
I don't love your work-life balance.
- If they book a ----ing event for 500 people,
guess who has to be there. - If you cuss at me one more time.
So, he left because happy wife, happy life.
Okay, catch it.
There's snacks in here,
so do you want me to grab you a snack?
- Sure, yeah.
- I'll get you some more wine, too.
Hold, please. - Okay, just a little bit.
- Is-is it a double standard?
Yes, because I am now the one that's gone all the time,
and Chris is home more,
but we're-we're making it work 'cause I still miss him.
Charcuterie. - Okay.
How are you and Robyn doing?
- Um... - Y'all have to get together
and talk things out.
- I don't know.
- First word or phrase-- Robyn Dixon.
- Um, fraud.
I don't know how I feel.
- Okay. - I-I mean,
she sat by while her friend, Gizelle,
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Told all these lies about Chris.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- She went from, "This is not the kind of person you are, Chris,"
to then humping the fence. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I don't want you to be upset with people so long
and hold it against them.
Then, you know, you're stressed out with it.
Life usually will take care of people, right?
- Yeah, well, I don't-- I don't plan to spend time
thinking about it. - Mm-hmm, right.
- But it is going to be in my face
because Karen invited everybody to play pickleball.
I'm probably gonna see Robyn,
and it's-it's not gonna be normal.
It's gonna be weird because I don't believe
the stories that she's telling.
I believe that she was covering for Juan.
- But as a group, you all have a conversation about that.
That's what adults do when they have issues with each other.
- Well, adults don't lie.
- Yes, they do.
- Coming up next...
- I want Wendy and Mia to be on a team over here.
- Ooh, look at that. - Don't ask any questions.
It's my event. - Okay.
- You in the middle. - Oh, God, okay.
- You're on Gizelle and Ashley's team.
- Great.
- Okay, pickleball time.
We got our green pickleball outfits on, huh?
[laughing] - Yes.
You are Mr. Pickle. I'm Mrs. Pickle.
You see, we came to support pickles,
and we have pickles for every table.
Okay, you got your alcohol, plates.
We're gonna need that, right here,
with the flow of food.
- Okay, we'll make it flow.
- Yeah, make it flow.
[laughing]
I just want you guys to know the tone
that I'm trying to set, nothing but fun.
Today is about bringing the girls together,
team spirit.
- Pickleball.
I'm about to pickle.
It's the green machines. - Hey, girl.
[laughing] - Oh, it's the green machines.
- Yes. - Hi.
- Well, pick-pickles are green.
[laughing] - Good to see you.
Yes, we are pickle, team pickle.
- Okay. - Team pickle, yeah.
- I get it. I get it. I get it.
- Yeah, pickle green. Yes. - You get it all right?
All right. - I get it. Kal is on his way.
So, he should be here. - Oh, okay.
- Okay, good. I'm enjoying you, by the way.
- Oh, thanks. - You're-you're a little fun.
- I'm always fun, Karen. - Since the new boyfriend.
- Ooh, ooh. - Since the new--
I-I didn't say he was my boyfriend, Karen.
- Oh, I'm helping you.
Gizelle is spending time on Gizelle.
It's no shame in a woman wanting to, you know,
pick up a toy every now and then,
but I find it interesting. I haven't seen him.
I know pastor was living in the phone.
- I just want you to say hi to my friends.
- all: Hi. - Hi, Jamal.
- Jamal lives in your phone. I know that.
- He lives in my life. Yeah.
- I'm just saying I know he live in the phone.
- He does. - He ain't here.
But Jason's ass ain't even in the phone.
I ain't seen him.
Where you at? Outer space?
- Hey, babe. Hi. - Hey, honey, you ready?
You ready to pickle this ball?
- Yes, let's go get the pickleball,
the-the pickle-pickleball. - Mm-hmm.
- Hey, Mia. - What we do, what we do.
[yelling] Okay, all white.
- Raymond, how you doing, bro? - All right, man.
- Good to see ya.
- You look gorge. - Hi, Mia.
- Oh, oh, oh, sorry, we're not. - Right.
No, we're doing this,
but we're getting so much better.
Hi, ladies.
- Hi. - Karen.
Very nice to meet you guys. - Shelby.
- So, listen.
Now, we have more girls coming,
but if you wanna start with some instruction, please do so.
- Sure.
The most important rule you guys need to know--
this area is called the kitchen.
You never wanna be inside the kitchen.
- Okay. - Let's get some paddles
and let's just hit and have fun.
- Okay. - Just remember that important rule.
That's it. - No kitchen--
stay out the kitchen. - Yes.
You guys ready? White and black.
- White team against the green team.
- Okay. - Wait a minute.
- Do you wanna play? - Hi.
- What is happening? - I'll host. Y'all warm up.
- Oh, gosh, she ruins everything.
- What is this? - This is pickleball.
Hey, how you doin'? - Ray and I dressed
in the theme of a pickle. - How you doin'?
- What's up, brother? - I love it.
- Okay. - Hi.
- Hi, gorge. - Hi, beautiful.
- How are you? - Good. How you doin'?
- Oh, my God. You good? - Girl, you smell delicious.
- Oh, thank you. - Okay. Ray? Ray?
- Okay, whose butt am I kicking?
- Ray, let Vivian have your play. - That one.
- This butt. - Hey, Vivian.
- Hi. - How are you?
- Hey, what's up? How you doin'? - Hi, Ray.
Oh, y'all are coordinating. - Yes, absolutely.
- We-we are the pickles at the pickleball.
[laughing]
- That's how we go. - My other half is not here.
We thought this was later today.
- Oh. - So, he has clients
this morning. - Oh, okay.
- Okay, well, next time. - Yeah, yes.
- Next time. - Yes, yes.
- All right. - Okay.
[indistinct chatter]
- She looks great. - Right.
- Yeah.
Do I speak to Candiace? No, I do not.
Why? Um, just rewind the videotape.
- You're dwindling uterus was waiting for you
to put it on TV.
You sit up here with your privileged,
white-looking ass, and you think you can say
whatever the (BLEEP) you wanna say!
- There's no-- nothing good will ever come
from me speaking to Candiace.
Chris made me feel completely uncomfortable.
He's a sneaky link.
- Gizelle's choice words
had a grave effect on my marriage.
So, (BLEEP) that bitch forever.
Like, (BLEEP) her for-forever.
- Hey! - Hello, my yogis,
my-my pupils. - Hey.
- Yes. - How are you?
- Good to see you. - Nice to see you, too.
This is Stuart. - Thank you for organizing.
- Absolutely. - It's gonna be a blast.
- This is so much fun.
- Just getting the engine revved up.
Okay, don't get distracted.
- We're gonna play a game in a minute.
I just want you all to be open to talking to each other.
So, I'm gonna do a few things today that would
encourage communication. - Okay.
- Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
- I'm trying to keep everybody at that line
where you have a conversation.
But if it go left, don't blame me.
- Okay. - Oh, is this an announcement?
- That was an announcement, a PSA.
- What-what did they say?
They said you didn't speak to people.
- I didn't. I mean, I just--
'cause-'cause there was an evil spirit in the way.
- Now that you've had lessons, Eddie,
you're gonna have to roll with the men.
Y'all-- the men gotta go.
And I want Wendy and Mia to be on a team over here.
- Ooh, look at that. - Don't ask any questions.
It's my event. - Okay.
- You in the middle.
- Oh, God, okay.
- You're on Gizelle and Ashley's team.
I expect you guys to enjoy yourself
and find out that we all can have fun together.
- Okay. - Great.
- Hi, darling! Whoo! - Hello, my dear.
Thank you for inviting me. - Thank you. Wait, wait, wait.
- On this side? Okay. - Yes.
- Come on, girl.
- The best way to foster healthy relationships
is to play together.
- I'm loving this fit.
- You know, we had to do a little somethin'-somethin'.
[laughing]
- Hey. - Hey, how you doin'?
- Do we have a team name?
Mia, do we have a team name over here?
- We need one.
Let's come up with one. - Team, um, Finishers?
I don't know. - Punishers.
I could play by myself, but here we are.
I'll do my best.
* Can't stop us no they can't stop us *
* No they can't stop us no they can't stop us *
* Just know they can't drop us *
- Oh, wait, wait.
- Oh, my God. - What's up, guys?
**0
**
- What's up, guys?
- Hi, guys.
- Is that Juan Dixon,
player-player from the Himalayas,
coming over to-- what?
- They're going through all this sh--,
but they come in like they've done nothing.
- I thought he would be in Canada
speaking French or something.
- I'm glad he's here. You know, why wouldn't he be?
He doesn't have a job.
It's either watch TV or come to pickleball.
Come to pickleball.
- Oh, my God.
- We-we're ready for you to play.
- Okay.
- At the end of the day, Juan is not my man.
So, I have stated my case. I'm done with it.
- Hold on, everybody. - All right.
Okay, what's happening?
- Hi, Robyn. - What's up, baby?
- Oh, I'm doin' good, man. - How are you?
- You good? - Yeah, I'm good.
- How you doing? - Hi.
- How you doing? - Good to see ya.
- Robyn is-- hi, babe. - Hey, how are you?
- You look so cute. - Thank you.
- I love. - Thank you.
- Robyn, here's your paddle. - Let me go speak
to Nneka's husband. - Yes.
- Hi. I'm Robyn. - Hey, how are you?
Nice to meet you. - What's your name?
- Ikenna-- Ikenna. - Ikenna.
- Nice to meet you.
- As I'm wracking my brain to understand
what Robyn's issue is with me,
I'm-I'm coming up short every time.
- Come on, now.
This lady has trashed me and my husband.
So, yeah, I ain't talking to her.
- I'm gonna-- I'm gonna play now.
Robyn is here. - Okay.
- Okay, and, Robyn, you're on that side.
The only thing you're not supposed to stay in--
and those are the trainers.
Don't go in the kitchen, the orange box.
- Okay.
Hey, girl. - You look cute.
- Thank you. - Girl, this is--
this is giving sexercise. Sexercise-- I love it.
You look wonderful.
- What the hell is Robyn wearing at pickleball?
You look like a sheered Batman.
See-through-- vagina on display.
Oh, Lord, cut that.
- Oh, so, like, what's the move, like, doubles?
- Yeah. - Oh, all right.
- They-they're making this up. You know what I'm saying?
- Oh, they're doing their own thing, huh?
- Really. - Eddie.
- What's up? - What's up, Eddie?
- What's good with you, man? - How you doing, man?
How you been? - I'm good, man. I'm good, man.
How you been? - Good seeing ya. I'm good, man.
- Good to see you, too, man. - Yeah.
You ready for some pickleball?
- I'm bringing my competitive juices here.
So, I'm just letting you know, right now.
- All right, Gizelle. Bring it home.
- We ready?
- Come on, Gizzy. Yeah! - Hit it.
There you go. - Ahh!
- Oh, they're gonna kill each other.
- I thought for sure I was gonna hit it.
- Nneka, this is my event.
I'm gonna need you to lay back. Lay-lay back.
- Keep the momentum going.
- I'm trying to follow your lead, baby.
I'm following your lead, honey.
- Here it comes. - There you go.
- Yes, Karen! - Good job, Karen!
- It was in-- it was in the pink.
It was in the pink. - In, in, in!
- Oh! - Oh, in.
- In-- that was on the line. That was on the line.
That was on-- that's right, Karen.
- You better work that thing.
Work that thing. - Show the people.
- Give it to 'em. - Yes, yes.
- It was in. - Yes.
- Here we go. We got warm-ups.
Oh, you're nice. Uh-oh.
- Oh, we're out here. - Oh, he dropped it on me.
- We're out here. [laughing]
- Okay. - It's out. All right.
- Come on, Iyke. Get loose, Iyke.
- Old man-- old man over here stretching.
- I know. Hey, he better, though.
I hurt my hamstring. - Hey, guys.
Hey, guys, it's the-- it's the hamstrings
that'll get you. - Yeah, exactly.
- The hamstrings will get you, man.
- Okay, here we go. - Ready?
- I thought it was gonna be couples against couples.
- There you go. - Yes, Mia.
- Nice, Gizelle. - Yes.
- No, out, out, out. - That's okay. That's okay.
[cheering]
- Step in for me, babe. I gotta fry some beans.
- Fry some beans?
- We have stuff over here. Let's go eat.
- You wanna go? All right. Let's go eat.
- Yes. Whoo. - All right. Come on. Let's go.
- Go on, baby. Hit the ball.
- Oh. [laughing]
- Show 'em what your ball is looking like.
[laughing]
- What we're gonna do, is bless the food.
I'm gonna have Mr. Pickle and Mrs. Pickle
lead us in prayer.
- Bless the food for the nourishment of our bodies.
For Christ's sake, amen. - Amen.
- Okay.
- But that was, like, right after you were
about to leave. - Okay, okay.
- Yeah, that's when I started, in 2008.
- Okay, all right. - Yeah.
- Please do feel free to open your pickle on your table,
your jar of pickles.
- Oh, hello, hello. - Hey, girl, how are you?
- Hey, great. - Good to see you.
You smell good. - Hi, Robyn.
- Everyone, this is my friend, Keiarna.
- Hi, guys.
- Yes. Good to see you.
I feel like I know her face.
- I-I've met her from just Baltimore,
but I don't know. It's a small world.
- Maybe-- uh-huh.
- You were in Baltimore for a while.
Maybe you met here there. Oh, she has the med spa.
- Yes.
- Listen, guys.
We really appreciate the men that are here.
And I also wanna take this moment just very briefly
to thank everyone for coming.
And-and to be honest with you, every one of us
are not in a good place.
We're talking about the women, okay?
Robyn showed up. - Stop saying my name.
- And that's a beautiful thing
'cause she didn't have to show up
because we are not in the best of places.
- What the hell? Stop saying my name.
- So, that shows-- this is my event.
- I thought we were fine.
- We're gonna go back to our game.
- All right. Get the ball, Iyke.
Get two. Get two, Iyke, please.
Hey, I'm not gonna sit here and listen to that.
[laughing]
- This, I said, was the place to get everybody
up to the line and have a good time.
- A message between us got lost. - It did. That's fair.
- Okay. - Nneka brought up
that a conversation she and I had had,
and I delivered the message wrong to you,
and I told her that I told you the wrong thing.
- And I appreciate that, by the way.
- 'Cause I was wrong, what I said.
- So, are the two of you good then?
- I don't know her to have a problem with her.
- I don't know her, like, to have a problem with her.
- Right. - Oh, didn't I just say that?
- Yes, yes.
- So, you're repeating what I'm saying. Okay.
- No, I'm not repeating what you're saying.
I don't know you. That's a fact.
- Yeah, I don't know you to have a problem
with you either.
- I don't-- I don't know her.
- But I did hear you have a problem with me.
So... - What?
So, how do I have a problem with you
when I don't know you?
- I'm aware of the phone call that your mom made to my in-law
saying that she submitted my name to a shrine.
**
I heard, and I'm aware of the phone calls
your sister made to my in-law
about me being part of this group.
And I'm aware of the phone call that your mom made to my in-law
saying that she submitted my name to a shrine
and threatening to send my in-law's name
to a shrine.
- My mom? - Your mom said those things.
- Sweetie, I've never called her.
- Because of what you told her.
- What in-law? Who is your in-law?
- Who is my in-law?
Lebe is my in-law, and you know her.
- I never called her.
- Your sister called Lebe, and you were on the other line.
- Now, you're switching. Now, you're switching it up.
You just said I called her. - What the hell?
- I didn't call her. - Your-- I said your sister.
You and your sister were on the phone.
- You just said two minutes ago. - Stop it.
- She just said I called her. - Let me clear that sh-- up.
- So, clear it the (BLEEP) up. - Your sister--
I'm clearing it up, bitch!
What the (BLEEP) are you talking about?
- Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow. - Bitch? Bitch? Bitch?
- Don't be talking about-- don't be-- don't--
bitch, don't be talking about-- clear it the (BLEEP) up.
- I've been nothing but nice to you,
and you called me a bitch. - I don't know you.
It's fake. - This is your ----ing fault.
- This is not my fault.
- This is-- you ----ed up the...
- You and your green ass is gonna away from me, okay?
- No. [laughing]
- I don't even know you.
- You know me enough to have your mom threaten me, baby.
- Pull up the phone records then.
- I have a screenshot of the phone records.
- Pull up the phone records.
- She called my in-law on Good Friday.
Happy Good Friday to that.
- You sound so crazy. - You sound crazy.
- She said the same thing about me.
- Yes. - I'm crazy, too.
- No, your family is crazy. - Oh, and a birdbrain.
- You've been a hater since day one.
You've been a hater. - Girl, bye.
Hate on you for what? - For everything.
- You-you-you could never. - For everything, baby.
- You could never.
You could never, my darling.
- For everything, baby. - Sit down.
Wendy, sit down. - For everything.
You're hating on me for everything.
You came to deliberately attack me.
It failed. - Girl, your mom called me.
Your mom called my in-law-- my in-law-- excuse me.
- Oh, it failed. It failed.
- Attack you for what? Wendy, attack for what?
- It's a flop. It's a flop. - For what?
- It's a flop. It's a flop.
- But what-what is it that you have?
- It's a flop. - Put on a show, baby.
Put on a show. - It's a flop. It's a flop.
- Put on a show.
You know exactly what it is. - It's a flop.
- I don't even wanna be like this.
- Right, right, right.
[laughing]
- Wendy is not responsible for what her mother
and her sister do.
- Let's be very clear. - But, so, Candiace,
you're okay with that then. - You are not responsible for that.
- But listen to this. - No, I'm not saying I'm okay with anything.
- But then what? - Candiace? Candiace?
- But you shouldn't hold her to a standard
because her mom or her sister said something.
- But listen. - Let's be very clear.
There was a conversation had with her and Ashley
about an article. - Right.
- That came up about being an-- - Ibo.
- A Ibo and this thing about Osu.
You saying the thing about the shrine,
that actually is false. - Is known on her family.
- But guess what? - There's no honor --
- That incriminates her because that speaks to
that Osu article that she brought to Ashley.
- I already told Wendy that I miscommunicated
the conversation I had with Nneka,
and the fact that she introduces that, like,
it just wasn't necessary.
- The whole notion of Osu is that they are two deities.
- Keep trying to play detective. Keep trying to play detective.
Your mom said it.
It's indicative of what your mom said.
That's what your mom said.
- So, she's incriminating herself even more
by saying that. - Let me just--
let me just sit my ass down and relax because this is stupid.
- Because you were at my child's first communion.
- Yes.
- And my mom worships our Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ.
- In Jesus' name, I pray. - Amen.
- At day.
By night, she's-she's submitting names to shrines.
- Yes! Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Mama Sue... [sighs]
I do not believe is capable of praying
to anything but God because she prayed for me.
- I don't do witchcraft. I don't do shrines.
This is not my ministry.
It's-it's not my portion. I don't want it.
- I really believe it, so I don't wanna talk about it.
Yeah, I don't want her to be mad at me
and send me back.
- I don't care about what this Nneka girl is saying,
right now.
The only shrine I know of as a Catholic
is the shrine in downtown Baltimore.
It's not negative. It's not rooted in black magic.
- I feel like y'all could work it out
in a quiet situation. No, like, go there.
- You know-- you know who I wanna work it out with?
- Go there.
- Do you know who I wanna work it out with?
I wanna work it out with Mia.
- I didn't do it.
- Gizelle? - Lord have mercy.
- Yes. - Sorry, baby.
- Can I get some-- can I get some wine?
- Yes, come on.
- Okay, boys and girls, this is Professor Osefo
demonstrating deflection 101.
It's so obvious. Like, we're not that dumb.
We know what this is.
- Oh, I wanna talk to Mia? Mia?
Mia, okay, who you called dumb and stupid.
You wanna talk to her? Oh, okay.
- What the hell is going on? - Girl, I don't know.
- This response-- right.
So, that tells you something is there.
- Yeah.
- Even though they-- she was acting like she never--
she didn't know her from a can of paint
at your house, and then it's, like, weird.
- She just got here and she-she called me a bitch.
I don't think me and you have-- well, I think we have.
I think maybe we have. Okay, okay.
- Maybe, yeah, no, well, Wendy, you called me a lot of things.
- Okay, okay, okay.
You're so ----ing corny, crater-face bitch!
You are ----ing trash.
- Talk about my little receipt of you giving Peter the cookie,
so you can get a little restaurant in Bar One.
- You are ----ing trash, and I want you to--
- Girl, uh-uh. - Wanna talk about that?
- If someone, anybody, hits even dumbass Mia,
right now, in the face...
- That's not nice. - I would say, hold up.
This is messed up.
- You're so slow. Like, I vibrate so high.
Okay, but, Mia, you done thrown a drink in my face.
- I did, but we already talked about that.
- Hold up. I just wanted to have the conversation
to know that we can coexist, and we're good.
- Nneka is telling the truth.
- I know that.
- I don't want the Nigerian girls to be fighting.
- But that's-- but, Candiace, let me tell you something.
- You all are a small community. - That's why it was shocking,
because that's not-- - And you all should be
coming together. - This is not--
that's not our cultural thing.
When-when her sister was calling,
the mama said, "I have a shrine."
- A shrine is voodoo. - A shrine is like voodoo.
- I think that-- [yelping]
- Oh! - Oh!
[screams and yelps]
- It's on fire! It's on fire!
- Oh, God. - Oh, get-- baby, get it.
- Okay. - You gotta put the fire out.
- Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
- That's ----ed up. [yelping]
- It's still going, Karen. Move!
- Hold on. You gotta put wet on it.
- It's coming. It's-it's moving.
- This is the demons coming to get us.
- A shrine is like voodoo.
- I think that-- [yelping]
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh, it's on fire! It's on fire!
- Get it, baby, get it. - Okay, hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. - No, not near me.
- Right here, right here, right here.
[overlapping chatter] - Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
- No, it's not. - Right here.
- There's a lot of weave in here.
We need to put that thing out.
- This is the demons coming to get us.
[overlapping chatter]
- Juan Dixon, come to me, woman to woman.
You got a problem with me? - Hey.
- Did you set my event on fire?
- I'm sorry. - Did you do that intentionally?
- Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in. Come on.
Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in.
All right, pound. Bring it in. Bring it in. I'm sorry.
- What happened? - I'm so sorry.
- He start-started a fire. - It was a nice shot.
- Who? Who started a fire?
- Who? Juan knocked the food over
and started a fire. - No. Did he really?
- What the hell? You're taking my ball.
[yelping]
- You mad with me? - You guys, no, I-- look.
- You got a problem with me? - You know--
you know I'm not like that. I wanted some beans, too.
- You--
Juan Dixon is a professional athlete.
He can plant a ball wherever he wants,
but, no, you're gonna fall your big ass into the fence
and knock my food over and set the carpet on fire.
- My bad, ladies.
- Y'all gotta make it right.
Y'all just stop meeting each other.
- But can I tell you? I don't-- even right now,
I still don't have a problem with her.
- I was so nice to her at Ashley's thing.
I even gave her my number.
- So, I just think-- - But she just came like this.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-whoom. - No, she-she came
with her-- with her Glocks. - But guess what?
I got the mother----ing bazooka.
Come at me the (BLEEP) again.
- Oh, my God.
- Now, she has a problem with you.
- And I'm okay with that, too,
because the problem started from her family,
not from anything I did. - Right, right.
- Because if somebody asked me,
"Oh, do you know this person?"
I say, "I've met them, but I don't know them,"
is that a crime?
- Let me tell you somethin'.
Favor ain't fair,
and because God has worked overtime on me,
don't be mad that he clocked out for lunch on your ass.
You understand what I'm saying? - Not lunch, okay.
- 'Cause favor ain't fair, okay? - I have to go.
I ain't-- - Hold on, Jesus.
- I need a water on that. [overlapping chatter]
Hold on. I need a water.
- After her mom called my in-law
and said that she put my name in a shrine,
her husband unfollowed my husband on Facebook
the next day. - But he was following him?
- 'Cause they went to college together.
- What? So, they know each other?
- So, well, I think they know of each other. Yes, for sure.
- Did they-- did they speak?
- I don't-- this-- it might be the same fake sh--
Wendy did to me that her husband is doing, too.
I don't know. - Did you talk to Eddie?
You didn't say hi? - You didn't-- you didn't tell--
I didn't know that he and Eddie were friends.
- Oh, yeah, how was your interaction with that?
- This is some-- I don't get it.
You just don't randomly follow people on Facebook,
for heaven's sake. You know what I mean?
And if you actually have to go and scroll
and press unfollow because something happened,
y'all know each other, okay?
You know him? - I just met him.
Like, where is Juan? - Wait, she-she-she said
y'all were following-- y'all were friends on Facebook,
and then, all of a sudden, you unfollowed.
- What the (BLEEP) is Facebook? - Can I ask you a question, Mia?
- Did you unfollow him? - I know a ton of people
on Facebook. - Mia, can I ask you a question?
- Hey, Juan! Hold on. Hold on.
Hey, Juan! - What happened?
- Go ahead, baby.
Now-now, they done got Eddie activated.
Go ahead, baby.
- That was, like, that had escalated so quickly.
I didn't even-- - Yes, no, it went--
it went from zero to 5,000.
- Honestly, Wendy's been wanting to get that up
off her chest for a minute. She-she was waiting for that.
- Okay, sorry. I'm back. - Okay.
- Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You just said he unfollowed you on Facebook, correct?
- Eddie, what's up with that? - Oh, man, I missed somethin'.
- Who is on-- when did I unfollow you on Facebook?
What am I doing on Facebook unfollowing you?
- That's-that's even-- that's even somewhere else, right now.
- You know what? - Like, I mean,
I don't understand.
- No, no, no. No, no, no. - No, no, I think
that's a weird way to-- - Let me-- let me--
let me address it. Let me address it.
[overlapping chatter] - No, I just met--
you just introduced me, right? - Let me address it.
Let me address it. Let me address it.
- You just introduced me, right?
- Let me address it.
I'll take care of it. - I just met you here today.
- Are you saying we were never friends on Facebook?
- After-after her mom called-- - I-I never--
- After her mom-- - Wait, stop. Baby, stop it.
Let me hear him answer the question, please.
- I'm gonna tell-- - Are you saying we were never
friends on Facebook, bro?
- First of all, I just met you here today.
- Okay, so, you don't know me.
Say it. Say it. - I just met you here today.
- No, you gotta say it with your chest.
You don't know me, right, bro? - It's okay.
Look, don't get in my man's face, honey.
Just back up. Let the-- let the men be men.
- Bro-bro-bro-bro, we're bros, bro.
- They allow us to be-- We're not gonna do this.
Iyke done turned into Ike Turner.
You wanna fight over Facebook?
Facebook!
If somebody doesn't remember you,
then you're just not memorable.
It's all good. She's-she's looking for her moment.
[overlapping chatter] - I'm not looking for anything.
I'm just saying-- - Just talk, guys.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't need that.
- They're trying to get a moment from you.
Don't-don't let them get it from you.
- I'm just learning people's names.
- But it's not cool, you know? - No, it's not.
- They're trying to say we're liars and everything.
- It's okay.
Eddie reminds me of the guy from "Get Out."
Seems like he's looking for freedom.
Can we do a "Get Out Part 2" and, like, free Eddie?
- My husband is not ready to fight you over Facebook.
- Over Facebook-- we're about to fight over Facebook?
[laughing] - No, no.
- We're not about to fight. - No, we're not.
- It's absurd.
- You brought it up, but now it's absurd?
- Your mom did it, so now you're absurd.
- No, your mama. Say my mama's name again.
Your mama! - Oh, my...
- Your mom is a witch.
- What is happening over here, bro?
- I don't know, man. [laughing]
- Eddie does not want that smoke.
Whoa. - This is gonna be fun.
- I hope that y'all can have a conversation.
- I'm pissed.
- Stop talking about it, now. Stop it.
- All right. I'm done.
- Mr.--- Mr. and Mrs. Pickle, are we-- are we--
are we playing, or are we going? What's next?
- Oh, oh, we're done playing. - We're done? All right.
Let's go. - Welcome to the circus.
**
- Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac."
- We've been trying to conceive
for the past seven months.
- We gotta do it more regularly, you know.
We know how. - Stop talking.
- All right.
- Where are we goin'?
- (all) Austin! [cheering]
- I bring all of the thongs.
* Thong thong thong thong thong *
[laughing] - Are you wearing a thong?
- Turning me into a ----ing villain.
I didn't do sh-- to none of y'all.
- Kiss my ----ing ass.
- Okay, walk away, so I can see it!
- You don't ----ing own me!