- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
- Austin! [cheering]
- Austin is one of my favorite cities
in the entire world.
- So, with Robyn, I cut the pie in half mentally
and put it in the freezer.
- I don't know what she's talking about.
- Withholding information, omission of truth,
is a lie.
I'm gonna unthaw that pie
when you tell the truth and confess your sins.
- Why would you be photographed again?
- I don't care.
- I'm aware of the phone call that your mom
made to my in-law
saying that she submitted my name to a shrine.
- My mom?
- She called my in-law, Lebe Iwu.
- Your in-law, Lebe, I don't know.
That's my sister's friend.
- She's not your friend?
So, why are you announcing her
at your-your daughter's sip and see?
- When I think of a Nigerian woman
filled with tradition, I think of Lebe.
- Who announces somebody as someone you want
your daughter to emulate, if that's not your friend?
- So, why are you announcing her at
your-your daughter's sip and see?
- That was-- that was-- no.
- Oh, she was there? - Yeah.
- I was under the impression this whole conversation
that you didn't really know her.
- I mean, that's my sister's friend.
That's my-- - But you hon--
she said she honored her?
- You honored her at your daughter's party.
- It's a little baffling that Wendy is saying
that she does not know Lebe very well
when Lebe got a gele.
That is an intimate thing.
You don't just give that to any Jane on the street.
And it's not like Wendy to not tell the truth.
So, I'm just like, why are you lying?
- Ivy was friends with Lebe.
So, yeah, she was at my daughter's sip and see.
She got a head tie.
But if we're being quite honest, so did Gizelle.
So, how about that?
- You said she honored her.
- You honored her at your daughter's party.
You honored her. - Were you there,
or were you still in L.A. smoking crack?
- Oh! - Crack 'cause that's what I smoke?
Be careful with the allegations, honey.
Nobody is smoking crack over here.
Wendy saying that I am doing crack
is another deflection.
It's like just own up to what you did.
You and your family tried to attack me,
and you're mad that I got a seat at the table.
Smoking crack-- get the hell outta here.
- Okay. We are really getting into this.
- Gonna put that out there. - Just crack?
We went to crack? - She can't--
because that's a reach.
- Do I have a what?
- If it-- if it quacks like a duck,
then guess what. Crack it is.
- We shouldn't put out, like, drug accusations on the floor.
- Oh, it's-it's-- she said-- - Unless it's true.
- Let's not put out any allegations.
Let's be clear. - But she-she backed up--
- Let's not put out any allegations.
- Okay. - This is too much.
- The tension is as thick as concrete, right here,
and I'm trying to facilitate in this group
all of us being able to at least communicate.
I don't need to see two beautiful Nigerian women
going at it like that.
- We'll have dinner,
and we'll just try to keep it light.
- As a group collectively, if we're gonna move together
and-and move on, enough is enough.
- All right. All right.
- Just dance. - Let's dance. Let's dance.
Oh, go. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Hold on. Hold on, let me work it out for you.
- Girl, your booty out.
- Yeah.
- Candiace, real quick.
As far as me... - Yes.
- And her... - Yes.
- Please don't talk about that.
I'm asking you that as my friend.
- Okay. - Do your own thing.
- Okay.
I don't mind that Wendy is telling me how she feels,
but I'm not going to change my stripes
for anyone's comfort.
I want to make sure that this girl,
who is clearly going through it
with the shrine people, is okay.
- Okay, we gotta jet.
- All right, I'm leaving.
**
- Ooh, ooh, my hair situation.
**
- Yes, it's a winner.
- How many boots did you pack?
- I brought a lot. - She said, "Eight."
- I told you I was bringing my--
- Eight. - Eight?
- I think around four.
- Four pairs of boots? - Okay, four.
- Yes, I love boots.
- That you already-- I'll go back to my backseat.
- See y'all at the restaurant!
- I think today was overwhelming, though.
- Yes. That was just crazy.
- Like, crackhead? Like, that was just crazy?
- That is serious. - It is.
It's incredibly defamatory. It's incredibly defamatory.
- All of it, well-- - She should apologize for that.
- She's not going to because she's upset
about the scenario and her mom.
And for her to admit that any conversation
like that transpired
would admit that her mom consults with a shrine
or, like, has interaction with a shrine.
Like, who can admit that?
I'm open to anything, even just saying,
"Girl, I didn't know," 'cause mamas be crazy, right?
But just the whole dismissal is ridiculous.
- How are you feeling?
- You know this woman has called me everything
but a child of God. - Yeah.
- We're wondering why me and her don't see eye to eye?
Yeah, okay.
- I think there is a space for you all to see eye to eye.
- There is nothing to salvage.
There's no relationship there.
- Oh, man. [sighs]
**
- Thank you. - We have a reservation.
- I'll show you right this way.
- Okay.
This is cute.
I'm about to sit right here.
- What a beautiful setting.
- Isn't it nice? - It is gorgeous.
- How we doin'? - Hi. How are you?
- Hello. - Good. My name is Brayden.
I'll be taking care of y'all. I'm doing good.
How are y'all? - Wonderful.
- Good, how are you? - We're great.
- You want me to give you a rundown of the menu
or tell you what's good real quick?
- Yes, please. - Yes.
- Yeah, please. - So, we mainly specialize
on our margarita pitchers here.
We can make 'em spicy or skinny.
- Yes, great. - Yes, bring it on.
- Need some readers? - Yes. I forgot them.
- Grandma, put your lights down.
- Jason reads me the menus when we go out to dinner.
I promise you. - Stop it.
- He's like, "All right, Gizelle, I got it."
I'm like, "Do they have any fish?"
He's like... - I do that for Gordon, too.
See? We-we have a lot in common.
- Can we do a reposado picture?
- So, why don't you just get two of those?
- Two? - Yeah.
- Okay, perfect.
- And then we're gonna order, um, a bunch of stuff
for the table, whatever your recommend.
- I would honestly-- I got you.
I can do the masa fries, the pecan spread,
bacon wrapped dates.
Y'all want one of those one? - Okay, yeah, yeah.
- Yes, ma'am.
- I'm too tired to chew.
So, I'm just gonna nosh on whatever you all have.
- Okay. - You're too tired to chew.
You just wanna swallow the food? - She's looking not to eat.
- No, no, no, I'm going to eat.
- That's what she does with-with Ray.
She just swallows. - I need you to stop.
- Eww. Are you still-- do you do that?
- Swallow.
- That's right. You don't do that.
- Who does that?
- Let's take a vote. - Like, always?
- Okay, excuse me. Who at the table, swallows?
- What? [laughing]
- Oh, my God!
- Coming up next...
- That's about 150 proof.
- What? Cheers!
- Y'all-y'all-- - Austin.
- Ahh!
- You need to be accountable!
- You compromised the integrity of our entire group.
- Wait, who, at the table, swallows?
- What?
- I mean, I-I'm very good at it. So...
- Clearly.
- Oh, my God!
- I believe her.
- M'kay, Robyn be putting that mouth to work.
[laughing]
- We, for some reason, tend to bond
over nasty sexual conversations,
like swallowing cheating-ass men's penis juices.
I love it.
- And given the headlines, wouldn't be swallowing it.
Girl, you don't know what you're drinking.
- I'm the only one? - Myself, as well.
Mia, what was your stance? Sorry.
- No. Like, once I got married,
I stopped doing-- like, I-I don't swallow.
- I have, but I don't. [laughing]
- Will you catch it in your mouth?
- Oh, Lord.
- Oh, I catch it. I catch it in my mouth.
- No.
- You don't catch it in your mouth?
- And then you spit it out? - Can-can we--
can we move up off the-the snark?
Swallowing the snark? - Oh, yes.
I mean, I can see-- I can see how it's different.
- I'm-I'm about to throw up.
[laughing]
- I would prefer pee on me before you do that.
- Are you serious?
- I would be peed on. - Oh!
Why would you be peed on? - Pee on me, please.
- Oh, my God, is that what they're doing over there?
I don't even do that, but, you know,
I think it's on brand for her.
- Men don't drink water.
What type of pee smell is that gonna be?
- Exactly, that's why you don't swallow the--
- You do it in the shower.
- How the hell did we get here?
- You wanna do the peeing, too?
- Why are you smiling like you get peed on every Sunday?
- Do you eat oysters?
- No. - I just can't.
I'm having a moment.
- You don't eat oysters, but you swallow cum?
- Yes. - See? See what I'm saying?
- Come on, Robyn. - I'm not good with that.
[laughing]
- What the (BLEEP)? - You don't, okay.
So, are you swallowing it because you love the man?
- I'm done, I'm done.
- Like, you just feel like it turns him on?
Like, is that why you do it?
- Yes, I feel like that's just
a part of being intimate.
- No, that's a part of your intimacy.
- I don't think that that-- yeah.
- No.
- I'm trying to understand how you start then stop.
- Right? And you get up and bleh.
- You know? - No, you wait
until he falls asleep, and then you let it go.
- So, you let it marinate for, like--
- Now, that's worse. - Oh, hell no.
- That's-that's-- Ashley, that's imprisonment.
[laughing]
Your mouth is held-- holding it hostage to his cum.
- That's worse. - Do you lick booty hole?
- Oh, hell no. - Lick booty hole?
- No. - Oh, my gosh.
- Take-take a poll. - No.
- No, I don't want mine.
I don't-don't get near mine. - I've had mine licked.
- I'm not getting near yours. - Have you ever?
I feel like you have. - No, no.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- I have not. Have you?
- I have.
- Everybody has eaten ass in some point in time.
- So, how does it taste? Does it taste like--
- Like ass.
- You learn something new every day.
- Every day.
- Okay, but you try to act like you don't
put the balls in your mouth, and we know you do.
- Oh.
- Why are you talking to me like that?
[laughing]
- So, do you know about tea bagging?
- Balls? [laughing]
Right?
As you move forward in life, you have to come up
with creative ways. - Yes, that's true.
- So you can please one another.
There's nothing wrong with that.
But I don't know what's happening at this table,
but, also, it's authentic and candid sharing.
I'm so proud of this group.
[laughing]
Great job, Ashley.
- Yeah, I like this. This was good.
We ate, we drank. We talked about cum.
- There was merriment. - I mean, this was--
- Booty hole. - Okay, not--
- It made everybody really happy.
- No, just Robyn.
[laughing]
- That's why Robyn's teeth are so white.
[laughing]
- I'm gonna say it again. Like, I'm so grateful
you guys called me at, like, the perfect time
because I was really feeling down.
Um, I've been trying to conceive for the past several months.
- Oh. - I know,
and we haven't been successful.
- I'm sorry.
- So, I'm just hoping that, like, being stress-free
get these babies poppin'. - Yes.
How many do you want?
- I would love twins, a boy and a girl,
and-and call it a day. - Mm-hmm, and be done.
- Yeah. - I want to do that.
I want to get pregnant, a boy and a girl.
- If I can get a twin boy and a girl set, I'm done.
- Yeah, you're done. Same.
- Take me to the, uh, BPO room and get my body back.
- Right. Yeah, exactly. - Yes.
- Oh, my God.
- So, yeah, why don't we go back to the hotel?
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Everyone can come back to my room.
- Yeah, let's go back.
- Everyone-everyone is invited.
- Alrighty.
- Oh, I gotta put all my sex toys away, y'all.
- Girl.
- All right. We ready? - Yes.
- Time to go. [laughing]
- All right. Thank you, everyone.
- Okay, yeah, get your big ass in the back.
[laughing]
- No, no, no. You have to get out!
**
[whooping]
- Party-party-party!
- Don't get me kicked out. - Oh, wow!
- You got a piano, Robyn. Not the piano.
- Who can play the piano? [clears throat]
- It better be more than "Twinkle, Twinkle."
- Oh, no. * Some people *
Somebody get her off the piano.
I am so leaving. Somebody gonna call complaining.
- It's too much. - All right.
Well, Robyn, I love you. - It's been real, Robyn.
- It's been real. - This is amazing.
- See you tomorrow, okay?
- Did you get your rice pudding?
- Oh, yeah, at home.
- You're going to bed? What?
- All right. Ashley, text us
and let us know what time to be ready tomorrow.
- I definitely will. - I need some slippers.
Whose shoes are these green shoes?
- Good night. - Can I wear them?
- Yeah. - Whose shoes are you wearing?
- Um, hers.
- It was literally just weeks ago
Candiace chose to bash me online.
- First word or phrase-- Robyn Dixon.
- Fraud.
- And now, she's in my room, wearing my slippers,
and acting like nothing ever happened.
I'm confused as sh--.
- This is almost a group. - Let out delegation.
- When we hang out after hours-- - It's a let out delegation.
[laughing]
- That's it. We all have a sign.
Ashley? Ashley?
- We need a call. What's our call?
- Su-su! [laughing]
- Your call is gonna be the sound of swallowing.
- That's-- Robyn.
[gulping] [laughing]
- I'm telling you. Go home and swallow.
- Okay.
- I'm not doing it, absolutely not.
- And he's going to be the happiest man ever.
- Good night. Yeah, good night.
- I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that, ever.
- I'm okay. All right.
I'll see y'all. - It doesn't digest.
- Call me if you need me. - Candiace, you will swallow.
- Okay, so--
- We should bring her onto the side.
Get-- tell her it's great. - I know, but it's just--
- Girl, your skin is gonna be so clear.
[laughing] It's a good life.
- Yeah. - Okay, I could get behind that.
- He's going to be thanking us one day.
- All right. Well, I have to pee.
I'm gonna go to bed.
Um, I would like to talk tomorrow.
- Hmm. Okay.
- It's time. - Okay.
- Robyn has always been like a big sister to me,
and being in this space where we're able to have fun
definitely reminds me of where we used to be.
So, bitch, we need to talk.
All right. Good night.
Thank you for the slippers. I'll bring 'em back.
- Drink that champagne.
Otherwise, if I come back tomorrow,
and it's still there-- - No, it's gone. I got it.
- I will just drink it.
I'm not gonna do anything to you.
[laughing]
- All right. Good night. - All right, my darling.
- All right. - Happy throatings.
- Coming up next...
- Today's activity is meant to be about reconnecting
with your vagina.
- What?
- An intimate personal experience.
**
- Hey, baby. - Hello.
- You look cute, babe.
- I am cute. [laughing]
- I'm beautiful? I'm a hot mess.
- Oh, you're off to work already.
- Yeah, It's-- you know--
It was so weird.
This Wendy thing keeps going on.
She said I was a crackhead.
[laughing]
I'm glad you find it funny. - Oh, so now you're a--
[laughing] Oh, boy.
- Okay, let's get these activities.
That's ready.
My easels, okay, one, two, three, four.
- Knockity-knockity! Ashley, what is up?
- Come on! Oh, sh--. Sh--.
- Woot-woot! - Welcome.
- Oh! - Oh, my God, look at this.
- Yes. - Yes, breakfast.
- Wow! - I know. It's quite a spread.
- Okay. - Badass French toast.
- Yeah.
- You know I like me a little Frenchie-French toast.
- We literally-- - And you like a fat ass, too.
- Yeah, well, I don't have that these days.
Jason has no ass. - He's a model.
- I know. It's fine. - It gets the job done.
- He makes it up in other areas.
[laughing] - Yes, we've heard.
I've heard multiple times.
- Okay, so, y'all's room is the best.
- Yeah. - Yeah, it's really nice.
We went last night. - Yeah.
- Robyn, I straight up did not wanna leave you last night.
I was not being a good bestie. [clears throat]
I left you in the room with people
that have been trashing you.
- Trashing me. Candiace, for sure,
she's been trashing me left and right, incessantly.
- Yeah.
- I found it odd she came to your room.
- Me, too.
- She's over here literally saying that
I plotted on her husband and, you know,
calling me a fraud. - Mm-hmm.
- And saying whatever was going on with Juan, like,
was a cover up so that we could talk about Chris,
like, all of that sh--. I'm like--
- I don't know how you let her in your room.
That's funny to me. - Hello, ladies.
- How are you? - Welcome, welcome.
- Oh, wow. - Thank you.
- Oh, come and get it, girl. What are we doing?
- This is nice. - Having a good ol' time.
I'm glad you came in your robe. - Oh, we're twinning.
Yes, I am supportive. - Oh, good morning.
You brought your own robe. - Good morn-ting.
- Good morning, babe. - Muah.
- Ooh, what is this? - Hi, ladies.
- How are you?
- I think this activity is meant to be about
reconnecting with our femininity.
- Oh. - Because as women,
you know, a part of our identity
is with our reproductive organs.
So, what I had planned for us to do today--
- We're gonna paint our cootchie?
- Yes. - No.
- Or your interpretation of your vagina,
if you don't wanna be literal.
- Not I. - Ashley, what the (BLEEP)?
- Okay, well, you've seen each other's cootchies before.
- I-I don't bother my cootchie.
- Why y'all acting all bashful now?
- Wendy showed you her vagina? - It was like...
- No. - I looked, though.
[laughing]
- The idea was that it would be a-an intimate,
personal experience. - What the...?
- Well, you put a sheet over yourself.
- I look at my cootchie all the time.
- Me, too. - It's pretty.
- I'm not comfortable with it. - You can draw a rose.
You can-- it doesn't have to be literal.
- Okay, okay, okay. Okay, I can envision.
- The exercise is meant to be an interpretation.
- If we're gonna be honest about these paintings,
it should be some busted cootchies
'cause they've been out here in these streets
doing concubine foolishness,
and you should be painting roast beef.
- Okay, so-- - What-what am I doing?
Oh. - Just giving you your thing.
- Now, what happened with-- I'm sorry.
Listen, yesterday, Robyn, Ashley wanted to make sure
you had the second penthouse room
because she wanted to make sure you were okay.
And honestly, there's a whole group of friends over here
that don't know what you're going through.
I feel like, Robyn, you selectively speak to
one pocket of the friendship circle, okay?
- That's true.
- Okay, in doing so, you certainly divide the group.
So, Robyn, I'm asking you directly.
How are you doing? - So, I don't--
um, first of all, what I've experienced personally
is not dividing the group.
I speak to the people who actually reach out to me
and say, "I'm sorry you're going through this.
Are you okay?" - Okay.
- So, when I reached out to you, and you ignored me--
- Are you serious? - I'm just, I mean, I just--
I just want accuracy.
- After-after you've trashed me on social media
incessantly, really?
Do you know what I've gone through?
I have gone through ----ing torture!
- Well, so-so have I. [laughing]
- But at my expense? No.
Actually, when you were being tortured--
- Robyn, listen. Yes, Robyn, at your expense
because of you hiding your truth.
- If I didn't tell my mama what happened,
why the (BLEEP) would I walk in front of any of y'all?
- Robyn, you need to be accountable.
- Well, what do you wanna do?
You wanna ----ing beat me up or somethin'?
What do you wanna do? - Don't, Robyn.
- Hold me accountable. I'm here. I'm here.
- No, I want you to hold yourself accountable.
- I'm here. I'm here.
Hold me accountable.
- You lied the entire year, but you asked all of us
to be accountable. - Hold me accountable.
What do you want me do? I do not.
- You know what?
This outfit reminds me of those women in a polygamy camp,
and they're gonna stand up for their man.
Only thing Robyn was missing was her bonnet.
"Juan is a good man. You just don't know.
Ask me, ask me!
Ask me anything about Juan."
Girl, the whole world know about Juan.
We don't need to ask you about Juan.
Sit your ass down and get a bonnet.
Robyn, it's yours. I'll save it for you.
- Can we stop with this because this is
a very personal experience? And you all are trying-
- Which you drug us into. - No, I did not.
That you're trying to make me a villain for.
- I'm sorry.
The minute you put a price $5.99 on it, Robyn,
and sold it to the world, you drug us into it.
- What does that have to do with you?
What does that have to do with you?
- I'm sorry.
- What does that have to do with you?
- You betrayed us with your accountability.
- You compromised the integrity of our entire group.
- Can I ----ing talk?
- You compromised the integrity of our entire group.
- I am happy to answer all of your questions!
- Okay, we're good. - But when you're attacking me,
like I did something to you, that's when it's a problem!
- I'm not trying to attack you. - No one is attacking you.
- How come we never saw you going up your homegirl
saying, "You know what?
I've been really stressed because this is going on."
- Okay, I will address that. This girl DMed me.
I wasn't looking in my messages.
She messaged Gizelle.
- And just because y'all did not see or hear our discussions
doesn't mean it didn't happen.
- Bullsh--. - No, no.
- I have a question.
You said that there was a DM exchange,
and you didn't read it. - I didn't.
- But there's no part of you that wants to know
what they were saying to each other
that was potentially inappropriate?
- It-- no.
Uh, Juan no longer had the messages with her.
Like, he cleans his phone out like crazy.
Like, he deletes everything, okay?
So, he did not have the messages with her.
**
- There's no part of you that wants to know
what they were saying to each other
that was potentially inappropriate?
- It-- no.
He cleans his phone out like crazy.
Like, he deletes everything. So...
- Oh, girl, no. - It's for safety?
- Like, literally, he doesn't even
store people's phones.
He'll have coaches reach out to him, and he's like,
"I don't know who this is," 'cause he's weird, okay?
So, he did not have the messages with her,
and I don't communicate with thirst buckets.
- In Robyn's defense, there is something called trust.
So, if you are gonna trust somebody,
then you don't have to try to verify
everything that they're saying.
But it wouldn't be me.
I'd be looking all up and through.
- Okay, thank you, Robyn. Uh, it seemed even--
- You're welcome.
And if y'all wanna hold me to this fire all week, I'm good.
- No, no one does. - No, I'm good. No.
- That-that was not what this was about.
- It's good. - No. We gotta--
we gotta get going 'cause this half the day.
- Okay, wait a minute.
- Robyn, I am glad we had the discussion
because, you know, the activity that we had today,
even though I think would have been fun and nice,
we're not doing that now, okay?
[laughing] - Sorry.
- So, yeah, y'all took up the whole damn morning.
So, now we're gonna do two activities.
We're either gonna go to a distillery.
- Okay.
- Or we're gonna go to a cowboy boot shop.
We can't go as a whole group 'cause there are a lot of us.
And then we're all going to have lunch.
So, everybody take a thing out the hat.
- Oh, God.
- I'm putting it in God's hands.
Okay, here we go.
All right, everybody. What did we get?
Y'all distillery?
- Yeah, we're distillery. - Distillery, distillery.
- Yes. - Boot shopping.
- Boots! - Boots!
- I'm going to the distillery, Robyn.
**
- Robyn's going to the distillery?
- I wouldn't wanna go with these two grumpy asses.
- Do you wanna switch?
- No. - No.
- Those were not the rules. All right, babes.
We gotta go.
We only have about 20 minutes.
So, we'll convene in the lobby.
- Yes.
- Oh, my God.
[sighs]
**
[humming]
Okay. Whew.
- I am good. I'm good.
I wanna talk about the Pave conference call.
- I have been with Pave for many, many years.
Pave is an organization which empowers victims
who have been raped.
I am counted in that number,
nine out of ten who do not report the rape,
but today I am counted in that number of the empowered.
My job with Pave is to sound the horn
for those who have been attacked.
We are not victims. We-we are victors.
And as I approach triple 20,
this Pave event means the world to me
because I'm continuing that march.
- Taking the power back.
- What is taking so long? When are we leaving?
These hos are always late.
**
- Hi. How are you? - Team boots.
- Yes.
- You okay? Did you trip?
[laughing] - Yes, girl.
- Do you need help?
I can help you down the steps, if you need it.
- Hey, Karen, tennis babe. - Come on.
- Hi. How is going? - Okay.
- Hey, hey. - It's happening.
- Oh, we're going real western.
Hey, hey, Robyna. - Boots-- pair of boots.
- Yes. - Y'all ready?
- Okay. - Let's go.
- Let's hit the road.
The Lincoln is going to the distillery.
- So, we're in this car. - Who else is with us?
- Uh, Robyn. - Robyn?
- Okay, Jesus.
- Are you okay, Robyn, from today?
- It's just nonsense. - That's a lot.
- People act like I did something to them.
Like, no.
If someone comes to you with private information,
and you keep it private. - Girl, yeah.
- Like, who-- - Ain't nobody in this group
gonna be like, "Hey, guys, here's all my dirty laundry."
- Right, right. - Yes.
- Do you feel like you've gotten everything
you needed from Robyn?
- I think I've gotten everything that Robyn can give.
- Hmm. - But at the same time,
I heard in Robyn's voice the way she loves that man.
- Mm-hmm.
She does love him. - She loves him.
- No, their situation is complicated.
- Okay. - I don't care.
- What? - I don't care.
- All right. - Like, I feel like,
if you wanna be with him, if he cheats on you,
if he goes to Canada, if he goes to Nigeria,
I don't care. - Ooh, okay.
- Okay, I think we're here.
Tecovas Boots, y'all.
- Okay, y'all. - Y'all.
[laughing]
Oh, I love that smell.
- Hi, y'all. Welcome in. - Hi.
- Hello. - How are you doing today?
- Good. - Very good.
- It smells like leather in here.
- Leather, yes. - It's genuine,
like a fresh new cow got killed.
- Yeah. We got, um, drinks at the bar,
all complimentary. - Oh, cool.
- Okay. - Start with some drinks.
I think that's always a good idea.
- Yes. - Yes.
- M'kay. - Start with the cockies.
- Let's partake and shop. - Sip and shop, baby.
**
- Distillery time. - We at the distillery.
- Beer time-- oh, my God, this is like the beer garden.
- Whiskey.
- How are you ladies doing? - How are you?
- I'm doing wonderful. Take a quick look around.
- Okay. - I can show you a little bit
about the distillery.
- Love. - Good.
- And then if you guys would like,
we can offer you a couple of tastes through
a couple of the products that we make?
- We must taste. - We make a couple of types of whiskey
and a really wonderful gin, too.
- Ooh. - Oh, not whiskey.
I see beer. - Yes.
[laughing]
- We don't have any wines, unfortunately.
- Oh, God, I'm not drinking liquor.
- We're just a distillery, so we just make the whiskey
and the gin. - Okay.
- You guys wanna take a quick look around?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Okay, love it. - Follow me this way.
- Okay, and all this is beer.
- Now, that's whiskey.
If you guys want, I can actually kind of show you a little bit.
We should have some coming out right here.
- Wow. - Oh, stop it.
- Can we taste it? - Here, allow me.
- Just a little bit. - Yes.
- It's very high proof, right now, so, yeah,
you only want just a little bit. - Yeah, just a little bit.
- What proof would you say this is?
- Two hundred. - It's about 150 proof.
- What? - God darn.
- I'm gonna be drunk. - A hundred and fifty proof?
- Cheers. Yes. - Cheers to Austin!
- Y'all-y'all are about to grow hair on your chest.
- Would you like some? - No, thank you.
- Cheers to Austin. - Cheers to Austin.
- You're gonna grow hair on your chest.
- Cheers to Austin. - Come on, Karen.
- No. - All right,
we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it.
- Safety first. I got you. I got you.
- God damn! - All right.
- Ahh!
Oh, my God. - Ahh! Ahh!
[laughing] - My tongue is numb.
- Ahh.
- Oh, which one are you trying on?
- The rodeo boot.
Giddy up! - I'm ready.
I'm ready for, like, a little barn dancing.
- Okay, Robyn, yes. - Do you like?
Yeah, they're cute.
- You feel like a real cowgirl?
**
- I feel like I'm ready to walk right outta here
with these shoes. [laughing]
- Everything else-- - And this ring is stunning.
- Thank you.
- And so, you guys have been married how long?
- And year and a half. - Oh, just a year.
- It was chaos 'cause I'm trying to plan
this wedding from L.A., and I moved to the DMV area
one week before our wedding. - Yeah.
- And I didn't really come back here enough,
which is why I'm, like, really disappointed in my wedding.
- Oh, really? - And, like, nothing-nothing went as planned.
My decor-- horrendous. My outfits were horrendous.
Like, everything was a mess.
- No. - Mm-hmm.
I was really upset.
- So, you need a do-over maybe.
- I do.
So, we haven't done our Nigerian traditional wedding,
so we're gonna do that. - Oh, okay.
- You know, when we first got married,
we agreed that we wanted to have our Nigerian traditional wedding
after we expand our family.
But, honestly, that's something I wanna really enjoy
all the festivities.
I wanna wear all the beautiful dresses,
which are normally, like, corsets glued to your body.
You can't breathe, can barely walk.
Like, that's not gonna work if I'm pregnant.
- Nneka, first of all, I'm so glad you're here.
Hopefully, we don't, you know, scare you away or whatever.
I now you've had to-- - Like, have we a little bit?
- No.I like you ladies. - Okay.
- But even with, like, how-how they were talking to me today,
like, that's not something that you normally would,
like, how you would, like, normally talk to a friend.
- I don't know why there was such a heated issue.
- Right.
- You know, I feel like you've been transparent,
even with me, and I'm just meeting you
the past couple of weeks.
- Yeah. - You've been an open book.
- Yeah. - I-I feel like they made it about them.
- Right. - It was.
Like, that, for me, is, like, disgusting.
- This is somethin' else, right here.
Well, welcome to Austin. - Yes. Cheers.
- Well, cheers, ladies. - Cheers.
- Cheers, guys. - I know you can't.
- Yeah, water for me, you guys,
'cause I'm not drinking liquor.
**
- Girl, whew, ooh.
[cawing]
- Y'all know my history of birds.
- Oh, no. - I don't like birds.
- Y'all better-- - Okay.
[screaming]
- That's not your mama, is it?
- Don't do that.
[cawing]
- That's not your mama, is it?
- Don't do that.
[laughing] - Mia, you--
- No, that's not even funny. - Mia.
- So, like, let's not. Uh-uh.
- Girl. - Hmm, yeah, no,
let's not do that. Let's leave the moms out of it.
Thank you so much. - Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
- But can we clear that up? - There's nothing to clear up.
- Did you say that your mama did not send names
to the shrine? - I don't need to defend this
because I never thought I should,
but when you guys are saying, "Shrine"--
- Mm-hmm. - You're saying it in a way
in which leaves it up to the imagination
for what it is. - Oh.
- Catholics have shrine.
Our saints have different shrines,
and it's not something negative
because what we do know for a fact--
- So, you do use a shrine. - No, I didn't say that.
- Uh-huh. - Catholicism uses a shrine.
- Okay. - I did not know that.
- Yeah, I didn't either. - I did not know that,
and that's enlightening. - 'Cause when someone says
someone is sending people's names to the shrine,
I'm like don't send mine. - Well, it was said
in that manner that it would cast that doubt.
- There you go, and it was shrouded in,
people started saying witchcraft,
and we're talking Nigerians and Africans.
- Yes. - And honestly,
as someone who grew up being misunderstood
because I was Nigerian, this conversation
has been very triggering for me.
Um, I thank God that I was raised by a woman of Christ.
And just to hear her be maligned in this way,
it's like-- - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- That's your mama. - Yeah.
- It hurts.
- Um, yeah.
When you're raised by a single mom
who literally sacrificed her life for you
and gave up her life,
so you can be good, you're not gonna sit there
and be friends with someone who attacks her.
And so, I don't play about my mom.
- You know, Wendy, I know we had our differences,
but I really do want what's best for you,
and that seems like it's a-- that's a real sensitive topic.
So, I'm gonna leave it alone.
- Mm-hmm. - From this day on.
- That's my mama. - Yes.
- Okay, that is your mama. - Nobody--
don't mess with my mama. - Yeah.
- And you only get one. - And you only get one.
- And you don't have to explain it.
- Yes, you don't. - Yeah.
- Well, y'all ready? - Yes, I am.
- Let's do it. [cawing]
- Are we ready? - Yes.
- Yeah, let's hit it. - All right. Wait a minute.
Did you-- okay, we're all purchased. Where is--
did you buy anything? - Come on, cowgirls. Nah.
- Oh, you didn't. Okay. - Nah.
- Okay. - Be careful.
- Oh. - You okay?
[laughing] - Always, always.
- All right. - Bye.
- These boots were made for walking.
- Your boots are made for falling.
- I know, right? [laughing]
- We're going to have lunch now.
- Oh, we are? - Yay, lunchtime.
- Okay.
Is this it, right here? - We should get something.
- Right? - Yeah.
**
All right, cute. - So cute.
- So cute. Oh, this is so cute. Hi.
- Hi. - Um, eight of us, please.
- Oh, this is nice.
- I can take y'all right over here, if y'all want.
- Oh, we're sitting here?
Okay.
- We've come to the right place.
- What? - Corona Lights on the menu.
- Okay. - Oh, wow.
- Whoo, it's a party.
- I almost fell. Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
- Hi. - Hi, ladies.
- We've made it. - Hello, hello.
[overlapping chatter] - How are you guys?
Did you have fun?
- Yes. - Yes.
- You had a good time? - We did.
- Where are we sitting? - Good.
- I didn't get any distilled anything.
- Snap, okay.
- Are we ready to go ahead and place some drink orders
over here?
- I would love to try the mangonada?
Can I also do the churros?
- I will have Azul on the rocks, um,
and then also The Big Crispy.
- From the bar? - I'm gonna do a Corona.
- Corona. - Oh, okay, Karen.
- Yes, we didn't get a beer.
I thought I was going to a brewery.
- Can I do a white wine? - White wine.
- Can I have the Abre Los Ojos shot, please?
- I want a shot of Azul, too.
- I'm gonna follow Robyn's lead. - Yep.
- All right, guys. I'm gonna go put this in.
- Thank you.
- How was your shopping trip?
- It was good. - We learned more about Nneka.
- Oh, Nneka? Do share.
- We learned more about her wedding.
- Um, yeah. So, my wedding at the Watergate
was a disaster, but I'm okay,
'cause I'm looking forward to my traditional wedding
in Nigeria, and I'm doing that.
It's so important to me, like, being on my father's land
and getting married at my compound
in the village like it's traditionally done.
- Yeah. - Oh.
- So, my husband being as a titled man,
and he feels really compelled to do it, too.
- What does that mean? Titled?
- Um, kind of like a chief, in a sense.
- Oh. - Oh, okay, okay.
- It's like a special title. You can get it,
um, some people pay for it nowadays.
- Oh. - But he didn't.
- Oh, that's weird. - I know.
- He-he-- it's like a blue check.
So, it's important to him that we do it
according to culture, as well.
- Okay.
- Now, what is this buying titles, though?
- You know how you and Mia
bought your blue checks on Twitter?
- Wait a minute. Wait. I did not buy mine.
- I did. - Yeah.
- Yes, you did. - Your blue check.
- Girl, you know, wait a minute. - You-you bought yours.
- Hold up. - You and Mia are the only two
that still have a blue check.
- Maybe they like me, and they don't like you.
- That's not how it works.
- Let me just tell you this, though.
It tells you how it was acquired.
- Uh-huh. Just like that. - All right, Wendy.
What are you talking about now?
- Okay, look, Karen. You see your check?
- Okay, that does not mean that. Verified account--
this account is verified
because they are subscribed to Twitter Blue."
- Blue, you subscribed.
That means you paid for it.
- I did not pay for this!
- That's how it works.
- I am innocent.
I would have never paid for a blue check.
[gasps] Oh, my God,
it's on my Apple Pay. [laughing]
- Oh, you did. - You did that, Karen.
- I did not do-- I did not do this.
I did not. I am innocent. I am innocent.
- Are you?
- Undelete-- Oh! - Oh!
[screaming] [laughing]
- Tell us! Tell us! - $11.
- She paid $11 a month. [laughing]
- Give me back my-- delete it, delete it.
- She's paying a month. She's paying monthly, y'all.
- Father God, in the name of Jesus, I didn't do it.
- Yes, you did. - I'm innocent.
- So, how did your credit card get in the system?
- Apple Pay did it.
I am going to call Apple Pay.
We're gonna have a conversation.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm innocent.
- All right, babes. So, after we finish up,
we're gonna go do chickensh-- bingo.
- Wait a minute.
- This is an iconic tradition in Austin.
So, let's experience it. - Okay.
- Is there a real chicken there?
I can't be around chickens. - Well, everything is--
[laughing] - It's not. It's not.
- I can't. I-I can't be around chickens.
Bleh, dirty bird.
I don't eat dirty bird.
I don't wanna go near dirty bird.
I don't know where Ashley gets this from.
This divorce is taking her through it. I'll tell you that.
She's very creative-- vagina, chickensh-- bingo.
I'm trying to be there for the girl,
but this is a bit much.
- It's not chicken, Karen.
You just have to do the chicken bingo.
- Chickensh-- bingo, yes!
- Long as there are no live chickens, we're good.
- Oh, we're gonna change, right?
- Probably need to change. I mean...
- Yeah, let's change. - Yes.
We're trying to get you a man, honey.
- Yeah.
I'm working on it. I'm working on it.
- Okay.
You are still getting a divorce, right?
- Yes, still-still on track. - Should we be
celebrating that, like, on this trip?
- No, no, I'll tell you when.
Still logistics to work out.
- Really?
- Yeah, what custody should look like.
- What are you leaning towards?
- In a perfect world,
I would have the kids during the week,
and he'd have them every other weekend.
- Every other weekend? Really?
Not every weekend? - That's it?
- Mmm.
- Yeah, I can't imagine seven days
without my children. - Yeah.
- He wants more time, obviously.
- Has she even filed for divorce?
Do we even know?
I understand this is a man
who plucked her up off the curb
and put her in the condo in the sky,
but, also, bitch, put your Nikes on and run.
Like, what are you doing?
- So, is-- what's going on with, um--
speaking of Michael,
what's going on with the lawsuit?
Candiace?
- Oh, I didn't hear you. - Michael Darby is suing you.
- What about it?
- Is he suing you?
- I'm not speaking about that in this group.
- So, can we get a list of, like,
what we can talk about
and what we're not supposed to talk about?
- No. - No.
- Like, do you wanna--
- Excuse me?
- We can be dense a different day.
I'm not-- - We can be dense?
**
- Candiace, Michael Darby is suing you.
- I'm not speaking about that.
- Can we get a list of, like,
what we're supposed to talk about
and what we're not supposed to talk about?
- No. - No.
- Like, do you wanna--
Excuse me? Being dense? I don't--
- Robyn, you're not dumb. - No, I'm-I'm not being dumb.
- Which, I mean, you, I think-- you kind of went against that
when you spoke about your husband's legal matter.
- Juan has been in the news, lately,
because a player came to him to report
being sexually harassed, and he failed to report it.
- I wanna be careful because it's a lawsuit
and all of that,
but I know that he handled the situation
exactly the way I would want somebody to handle that.
- I don't know that that helped you.
I'm not making those mistakes.
- His legal matter has nothing to do with anything.
- A Title IX violation has nothing to do with
why a university employee was fired?
- Yes. No, when it's-- - A Title IX violation?
- When it's straight lies? Think about it.
The State of Maryland is representing Juan.
You know why?
Because they all know that it's bullsh--.
- A Title IX violation prohibits discrimination
on sex, gender, sexual orientation.
Coaches are supposed to be leaders.
If they're not of good moral standing,
that trickles down to the entire team.
And between the lawsuit, the publicity for infidelity,
for her to really think that
that's not why he got fired,
Robyn, you can't be that naive.
- The university actually knows
that he did not do anything wrong,
that he called his athletic director
as soon as he found out,
that they were meeting with campus police
the very next day.
They know the actual facts.
He didn't commit a Title IX violation.
That's all I'm saying.
He did not do anything that he was accused of
in this lawsuit.
There is no Title IX violation.
So, Miss Smarty-pants can shut up
'cause clearly she's trying to make things worse.
So, anyway.
[sighs] - Well, there's a lot
of legality going on here. - A lot of legal wars.
Legal woes left and right. - Yes.
- So, Ashley, we're going to bingo now?
- We're gonna actually head back to the hotel
and change for chickensh-- bingo.
- Let's do it. - All right. Love it.
- Let's go. - Chickensh-- and stilettos.
- Are we walking? - The hotel is right here.
- Robyn, you asked a good question.
What can we talk about, and what can't we talk about?
- I'm not understanding her energy toward me,
but I'm gonna give her her moment
to be in her feelings,
and I'll be over here, just, you know,
being moisturized.
- I never thought we would wanna walk, right?
- No, but, no, it's great. - I kinda regret it now.
- A bird pooped in the pool,
and it's floating on top of the water.
- Hell no, Jason. I jumped out the pool!
I was disgusted.
[laughing]
- Yes, sir.
Ooh, child.
[humming]
- Okay. - All right.
- Let's make it happen.
- Who is ready for some chickensh-- bingo?
- Yes, chicken- chickensh-- sh-- .
Chicken chickensh-- sh-.
- I have never seen women celebrate chickensh--.
- Chicken chickensh-- sh-.
- Oh, I like this car.
- You got space?
- I cannot wait to find out if it's really chickens
that are sh---ing. - If it is,
I'm coming back to the truck and sitting in here.
[laughing]
Y'all know I don't do the dirty bird.
- Do chickens bite?
- What the hell is chickensh-- bingo?
- We're about to find out, ain't we?
- Have you ever done chickensh--?
- I haven't. - I'm glad you guys
are sitting next to each other.
- Do you feel different from breakfast?
- Yeah. - What? I don't-- what happened?
- 'Cause the screaming at breakfast.
- Why do I need to feel any different?
- Maybe there could be a conversation.
- I'm not even-- I'm not interested
in a conversation at all.
I feel like trying to imply that something that I said
had something to do with Juan being fired,
it just-- it didn't feel good to me.
- I honestly believe it's not smart
to speak about any ongoing legal situation,
and I don't-- I-I don't know,
but I don't believe that it helped what happened with Juan.
- It had nothing to do with it.
- And I-- okay, you say that, and that's fine.
[sighs] God.
- This is the worst part of everything
that we've been going through.
- Oh, God, please don't cry
'cause I don't have any tissue.
Oh, my God, I don't have any tissue.
- And you turn it around to a Title IX violation.
Like, I don't know what y'all are talking about.
- Well, you don't talk to us.
- Please stop. Please.
- Robyn, don't cry.
- There's nothing going on.
**