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Austin!
Oh, we got a hallway situation.
Nice.
This is so nice, Ashley.
I'm with the girls, again, on my birthday
for the triple 20.
- We're feeling like tequila. - Tequila!
We're gonna go do chicken sh-- bingo.
I can't. I-I can't be around chickens.
Blech.
What's going on with the lawsuit?
Is Michael Darby suing you?
I'm not speaking about that.
I think you kind of went against that
when you spoke about your husband's legal matter.
He handled the situation exactly the way
I would want somebody to handle that.
His legal matter has nothing to do with anything.
A Title IX violation has nothing to do
with why a university employee was fired?
You turned around, talkin' about Title IX violations.
Like, I don't know what y'all are talking about.
Well, you don't talk to us.
Stop.
You guys are turning me into a----ing villain.
I didn't do sh-- to none of y'all.
- Robyn, why-- - I didn't say you were a villain.
I just wanted you to talk.
I literally sat there and spoke up for my husband,
and you just literally are going to take it
like I'm the reason why he lost his job.
No, I'm saying--
- That is what you said. - I'm-- Robyn--
Y'all can talk about the----ing woman all you want
but don't----ing talk about his job.
It's not smart.
Robyn, I want-- I want you to take this.
- Oh, here. - I know how it feels
for your family member to be maligned.
Hmm.
He doesn't get involved in none of this sh--,
but other people's husbands talk trash nonstop about people.
My husband don't say sh-- about none of y'all.
My husband has never-- - My husband defends himself
against lying-ass mother----ers.
- He can defend himself. - And I'm--
I do not apologize for the way that he has--
he-he was-- - But he literally
talked sh-- about a person, me,
that had nothing to do with anything,
non-stop. - Well, I don't know that.
I don't blame Robyn for not wanting to share,
but did you make a big deal
out of our situation to deflect?
- 'Cause it looked like... - What the is this?
...you were complicit in what Gizelle was doing
and saying. - I don't know where--
If you really feel that way about me,
we don't need to talk about sh--.
We're not friends. - Okay, fine.
That's fine. We're not friends.
Great, great.
- Okay, where is the chicken? - Oh, it's up there.
- Oh, at the red door? - Oh, my God,
you got us at a hole in the wall.
Those are the best places.
Girl, okay.
You wanna hold onto that, whatever, like I said.
Okay, but you said we're not friends.
That's what you said. - Come on, guys.
- Can y'all get out the car? - You put it on me.
So, we're not friends. It doesn't even matter.
It's very clear who is not my friend,
who is totally against me,
and totally enjoying the downfall of Robyn.
- You need a hand, too? - Uh-uh.
Wait, is that a chicken I'm hearing?
No, ma'am.
I thought I heard a little squeal or something.
No. No, no, no. No.
Oh, that's a bird.
Chickens can't fly.
Okay, all right. - Come on.
I don't like being around chickens
because they make me itch.
The feathery stuff just gets to me,
and I-I break out in hives.
Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, Ashley, this is great.
Chicken sh--! Chicken sh--!
Yeah.
Y'all have to talk. Y'all have to talk it out.
Chicken sh-- bingo, it's an Austin tradition
that's completely out there.
It's a bingo game where a chicken
and her sh-- decides what the number is.
Drink beer, and dance, and wait for a chicken to sh--.
You know, I wanted us to have that experience together.
What happened?
She had a whole breakdown in the car.
Robyn started crying?
We were talking about Juan and the allegations.
She tried to imply that what I said
had something to do with Juan being fired,
and-and it just really up-- like, that hurts me.
I know-- like, that's his life.
That's our life.
Like, my husband is hurting, and our family is hurting.
Robyn, not at chicken sh-- bingo.
Don't cry.
She's crying because she's upset.
- So, she never apologized? - No.
- What happened? - No, no, no. I'm, like--
Candiace was trying to be a friend.
- So, why is Candiace crying? - So, why is she crying now?
- I don't know. - She always cries.
She made it about her.
I need to go. I need to go.
I did not make it about me.
I mediated the conversation.
There's only one friend. She was a friend.
That thing was not a friend.
She would not have done what she did to Robyn
if she was a friend.
What-what she did to-to Robyn, was what an enemy does.
Period!
I don't know how to handle Robyn crying.
I'm hurt that she's hurt,
and I don't really-- I don't wanna cry!
I don't really understand why.
And from the very beginning of all of--
whatever is going on with her, all I've wanted to do,
is be there for her,
and I can't support her.
Oh...
these women are not worth the running eyeliner.
Her little cry-angle is just always a little too handy.
It's always a little too accessible.
This is not the Oscars, okay? You--
I am-- we are not the committee.
Are you sure?
I'll check on you in a minute.
Where is she going?
She wanna be included so bad.
Robyn, where you going?
No, I wanna be alone, please.
Huh?
I just wanna be alone, like, just alone.
Okay. Oh, mercy.
Juan being fired-- it's like a part of him is--
has been taken away from him.
Seeing him go through this, with no plan,
that really hurts my heart for my husband.
I don't appreciate the assumptions that are being made.
This is just such a sensitive
and emotional situation for us.
God.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, ma'am! No, ma'am! No, ma'am. No, ma'am.
- Okay, okay. Turn to-- - Go ahead, Ashley. Pet it.
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh. - Okay.
Oh!
Okay, that's enough. Thank you.
Ashley just wants to find every chicken she can find
and pet it.
If there was a sheep, a rhino, any wild animal
in that facility, Ashley would have become
best friends with that thing.
- What's its name? - Um...
Not all of them have their rabies shot, honey.
Keep some of them away from us.
Oh!
You wanna go wash your hands?
Don't do that.
I'm allergic to chicken.
- You are fine. - No, I'm not.
Do you eat chicken?
No, I haven't eaten chicken in two years.
Oh, wow.
Even the fact that it was close to you, give up.
Okay, I'll go wash my hands.
Okay.
Where-where is the-- oh, the chicken is about to sh--.
Hold on. - Uh-uh.
Do you wanna feed him cherries?
All right. Okay, she's gonna--
she's about to come over.
I'm thinking about getting a chicken coop for my kids.
I'm just scared to take care of the chickens.
It did! It did! Oh, two.
Why is she sitting on the curb?
She just needs a minute.
Robyn is, when I tell you, so freaking strong.
- Yeah, I know. - And keeps it all in.
I feel bad for her,
and I don't even know what to do.
Knowing all that she has been through, headline,
after headline, after headline, after headline,
after headline-- - It's a lie. It's a lie.
And that bitch is gonna be, like,
double down on it, you, bitch.
Agreed. Both of 'em.
I didn't wanna sit at that table with her.
I'm not interested in trying to repair
a friendship with someone who has the poor judgment
to call someone like that a friend.
Gizelle's allegations against my husband
had a grave effect on my marriage,
my mental health.
I'm starting to realize that it's not really possible
to have a-a true, honest, real friendship
with someone who is friends with someone like Gizelle.
I'm not inviting that.
- That's what Robyn decided. - She's already decided.
Robyn is influenced by that.
I think that you should at least give it a try.
Robyn is not my favorite person,
but I think that the relationship
her and Candiace had was a real one,
and it's clear that they're both hurt.
You're good. You're good.
Candiace, would you like-- Candiace, would you like to go?
Would you like to go? - You wanna go outside?
Candiace, we talked about this.
Candiace! Candiace, you know what this is.
Candiace, we talked about this.
You know what this is.
You know what it is.
Nothing has changed.
Does that make sense? - Yeah.
Nothing has changed. It's not worse.
It's not better. - Yeah.
I just think we can't allow anyone
to manipulate their situation.
There's a lot of manipulation in this group.
Wendy is trying to manipulate Candiace.
Like, Candiace is not allowed to think on her own,
breathe on her own, act on her own,
or even cry on her own.
- As far as me and her-- - Yes, yes.
Please don't talk about me.
I'm asking you that as my friend.
You wanna go? - Let's go.
Let's roll. If you wanna go, we out.
She on the move.
Go get her.
- Is she on the move? - Yes.
Are we on the move? We can't be on the move.
My heels were not made for the move.
I'm too sober for this sh--, by the way.
How about we get an Uber back to the hotel?
- Okay. - Right?
Definite.
There's lots of hurt there.
There's lot of pain there, but there's lots of love there.
But it went left because?
Because Robyn started crying really badly
because she feels as though she's being blamed
for Juan losing his job.
It's not smart to speak about an ongoing legal ba-battle.
We-- I agree with you.
I'm not talking about my ongoing legal situation
when the mother----er who is suing me
is still married to the woman sitting in there.
What do you want, babe?
I'll have a glass of white wine.
It's ongoing.
I don't think she should be speaking on it now or then.
I simply gave my opinion.
Your choices to speak on your legal matter
contributed to your husband having no job,
and that constitutes
you don't wanna be friends with me anymore.
Okay.
Candiace just spoke what we all were thinking,
and I guess it's very hard to hear things like that.
Robyn doesn't wanna hurt Juan,
nor does she wanna be accused of her,
you know, causing him to lose his job,
but we-we'll never know.
I would like for us to talk.
Okay. We are all grown,
and we're gonna get caught up in our feelings, right?
And I still believe we'll get past this, too.
And I-I'm happy that Robyn is caught up in her feelings
because, for once,
I'm seeing some emotion from her.
- Okay, okay. - And it-it made me emotional
because I feel like she hasn't been...
open about it. - Open, yeah.
- It's hurting her. - It's hurting her.
We heard it today. - And that-that hurt me.
This is your relationship with her, okay?
There-there--
And she don't wanna talk right now.
I hear it. I-I heard you.
I don't-- I don't think there's anything else
that needs to be said.
Okay, and you collected yourself.
Yes.
And if I were you, I'd go back in.
- Go back in. - Okay, let's go.
All right, let's go and enjoy ourselves.
My birthday is tomorrow.
So, now, you know, everybody is crying
the day before my birthday. This is on course.
I think it's when they hear "Karen's birthday,"
oh, let's it up.
- You got one more - ing time!
I called the Ubes.
It should be here in two minutes.
Okay. - Yeah, let's go.
I would like a shot.
I'm gonna text Ashley and just let her know
we're-- oh, there you are. - You guys are leaving?
I was-- I was just getting ready to text you
and let you know. - You're leaving?
Yeah, we're gonna go back to the hotel.
We should just take her back, get her settled, get her--
This is not something I've seen from you, like, ever,
so I know this must be something pretty severe.
I didn't want that to happen.
- I know you didn't. - Like, I don't wanna take anything away from anybody.
Like, don't worry about me. It's fine.
I'm not worried about you.
I just want you to be here. That's all, you know.
- Is that our Uber? - It's fine.
- Yes, that's our Uber. - You already called it?
- Let's go. - Yeah.
- Have fun. - Just give her a second to--
I think she'll be fine in, like, an hour.
Yeah, just give her a beat.
Okay, well, later, I'm gonna bring your mood up
'cause tomorrow we are going kayaking.
Text me if you need me. - Nneka, take her.
- I think you should stay. - All right. I'm gonna--
I'm going to. - Yes.
I just wanted to show you some love.
Thank you.
- I'm gonna win. - Oh, man.
- Girl, what is going-- - You getting in the chicken?
- No, ma'am. - I'm getting in the chicken.
You're getting in the chicken?
You got a-- you got a ticket? - I got a ticket.
I want a chicken. I just wanna hold it.
I'm not getting near a chicken.
Oh! There goes a chicken.
Oh! Oh, my God.
This one's name is Miracle.
Wait, why is Karen out here now?
'Cause the chickens-- they're bringing chickens out.
What is wrong with you?
Leave that damn chicken alone.
No! - This is Miracle Whip.
- I need a tissue. - A tissue,
okay, let me go get my friend a tissue.
- Okay. - But Miracle Whip,
I got my money on you, girl.
Oh!
It's all out of order. Okay, 28, there is no 28.
This is a fraud.
Oh, wait, 28 already has poop on it.
I'm sorry. This one has already been pooped on.
Before coming here,
I didn't know a lot about bingo,
and I-I still don't, but what I've learned
from this trip, is that chickens can sh--,
and you get money afterwards.
Okay, okay.
I'm not sure if I want that cash.
I'll believe you. I'll trust you.
Not that man looking like a Black Chris Bassett.
Oh, my God, that is so crazy.
He has, like, a similar beard and the hat and everything.
Wendy, you bet on this Miracle Whip chicken.
Yes.
Actually, I convinced a-- a nice little country man
to buy me a ticket.
Can I get a chicken?
- Yeah, I'll buy ya a chicken. - Okay, thank you.
If you win, you gotta split it with me.
I'll split it with you.
Sounds like a country song, don't it?
♪ I convinced a nice little country man ♪
♪ to buy me a ticket
♪ And if I win
♪ I'm gonna split the money with the country man ♪
I don't know.
The chicken world has claimed Wendy.
She's never gonna be the same.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
The chickens I came with don't know how to act.
So, I'm gonna be with these chickens.
These chickens are my friends.
Twenty-eight-- twenty-eight.
Miracle, wrong way. - Go to 40.
- Wrong way, Miracle. - 40!
This is not funny.
Come on.
Chicken dance.
Look.
To the left, to the left, to the left,
to the left.
- I'm gonna win. - Turn around.
Turn around, Miracle. Turn around. Stay.
Fifty-three-- fifty-three.
I need the money. Come on, Miracle.
This bird does not follow instructions.
There you go, mama. There-- oh.
Uh-oh. It's-it's happening.
- Oh, my God. - Good job, Miracle.
I'm having a nervous reaction.
My areola is itching. I'm-- it's the bird. It is.
If that's making your titties itch--
I'm feeling warm and fuzzy
like the feathers are invading my body.
I'm gonna throw up if you don't stop talking about it.
I'm gonna dry heave.
Let's go up and dance. - Let's do it.
Girl, you know, I thought we were gonna have
a good time at chicken sh--. - Did we not--
we were not in there for more than 15 minutes.
I think I sat down for two seconds.
It was like a nightmare in there.
- Like, why are you crying? - Right.
And-and as if something was done to her.
It doesn't make any sense, and she was boohooing.
Let me do Candiace.
And acted like she was a victim.
Yeah.
There's no rationalizing with her.
Then you think that's justification
for the extreme cyberbullying and all that.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
First word or phrase-- Robyn Dixon.
Fraud.
- Oh. - She flipped.
She flipped on me.
Guess what. She won't get you again.
I can tell you that.
I'm-I'm all ready.
Yeah.
I am 100 on ready.
Yeah!
Encore! Encore!
Encore!
Coming up next...
There are some snakes.
First, chicken. Now, snakes.
I'm done wit' you.
Why is my stuff everywhere?
Okay.
Rude.
Happy birthday to you.
I love you, big brother.
You do this to me every year with a shaky voice.
I love you. I love you. I love you.
- Thank you.
Hello, dear.
- How are you? - Fantastic.
Responding to some emails.
What's going on?
Um, well, we went to the chicken sh-- place.
It was-- I got out of the car, arguing with Robyn.
Everything was coming out that I--
Sure.
That had not been coming out for the last couple of months,
everything that's been going on.
Mm-hmm.
And I just could not turn it off.
- Yeah. - Like...
that was a lot.
It would be a lot, for sure.
I'm literally exhausted.
Like, I wanna get through this trip,
and I want to have fun where and if I can.
I don't know. I'm gonna see how I feel.
I'm gonna assess when I get there.
We'll see. - All right.
Talk to you later.
- Hello. - Happy birthday...
to you. - To me.
- Triple 20-- triple 20. - Aww, thank you.
I feel so blessed to be so healthy.
Why am I so excited? Okay, this is for the first 20.
- Oh, first 20, okay. - Yes.
I know you like M&Ms. This is for the second 20.
I do. You listen to me.
Yes. Thank you. - Yes.
And this because it's in the shape of a penis,
is for the third 20. - Well, I will eat that, too.
Thank you. That was so sweet.
Every now and then, you surprise me, Gizzy.
- What do you mean? I'm amazing. - Oh, my God,
that-that all looks like hotel stuff to me,
but it's okay.
You know, I'm really happy that Gizelle and I
have gotten to a place where she's thinking about, you know,
orchestrating something to celebrate the birthday.
Forgiveness-- we've said some ugly things, you know.
Karen, how would you describe Gizelle's style?
A mess-- it's just a hot mess.
Congratulations for Karen. Her Geritol just kicked in.
We all know I can't stand Karen.
So, that's gonna be-- - Well, the feeling is mutual.
She knew, at that time,
that I had lost my parents. Instead, she--
This has nothing to do with that!
Nobody is disrespecting your parents.
Yes, it does! Don't-- you cut it out.
You did. You are lying.
This is big of you, Gizelle. - Yes, I'm sharing.
I love it.
And 60 is looking good on you. You look fantastic.
Thank you. Triple 20.
Triple 20-- it's a big deal.
You know, Ray will be 77, right?
- Uh-huh. - And I said,
"Ray, did 60 feel like this to you?"
- Okay. - And he said, "It did."
He said, "Because you wake up,
"and you realize every day is important."
- Yeah. - I realized that,
for a reason, I'm with you all, again.
Yeah. Yes, you are.
Last year, y'all showed your ass.
- Right. - So, y'all can just ignore it.
This is my special day. - Okay.
Karen does not want to celebrate with us at all
because Miami was a Karen birthday disaster.
She said that you were dating other men,
that you-you have been out and about with other men.
Lord have mercy.
This is bullsh--!
You're telling me I need to call some guy
and tell him I'm coming to town?
Oh! Oh!
This has been a birthday from hell.
Whatever happens today for you,
there will be no disasters like last year.
Jesus. Okay, simple, though.
- Yes. - Simple, down to earth,
girlfriends just trying to let me know
that they know that today is the actual day.
Yes, but we have to talk about one other thing.
You were asking what's going on between me
and your friend. - Candiace, yeah.
Yes.
If we're gonna move on, y'all have to face
what's going on between y'all, too.
I'm totally fine. I'm totally fine.
There's really nothing to face.
Oh.
I know how you are, and I know you want
the whole group to move forward and all that,
and I think that that's beautiful.
Mm-hmm.
But I just need for you to understand,
there is no moving forward with her for me.
- Okay. - Because last year,
the narrative that she put forth
as it relates to I treat people differently
based off the color of their skin,
which is completely horrible and disgusting--
Sit up here with your privileged,
white-looking ass, and you think you can say
whatever the you wanna say!
It's caused hundreds of death threats,
and her position is always, "Oh, I get death threats, too."
Candiace has created so much rhetoric and nonsense.
I have to be concerned about my safety.
My kids needs to be safe.
And I'm happy that I'm able to explain this to Karen
because I really don't think she understood.
Candiace crossed a line with me that--
that we-we won't-- we will never get back.
You know, what I find interesting, is that
you and I both have beautiful brown-skinned baby girls.
Yes.
I-I got the same pushback, too.
Yes.
But you guys went back and forth,
and I now understand the importance of the cease
of the banter between the two of you.
Yes.
And I did not know it got that serious.
That, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Yeah. I-I appreciate that.
It's scary.
I respect this. I am so, so sorry.
- Yeah. - 'Cause, you know,
your girls are-- I feel like they're my babies.
- Yeah. - And I'm gonna leave that alone.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Um, that-that-that's-- I wish you had told me sooner.
Yes.
Coming up...
Our attorney told me that he wanted to update us.
Um, and you're wearing the white sandals,
right? - Yeah.
Um, is this giving bone straight, too?
It's giving afro.
It's giving kinky yaki.
It's giving braiding hair.
All right...
Hey, babe. - Hey, how ya doin'?
Hi.
Don't you look cute? What is that on your head?
Do I? Do you like my scarf?
Yeah, of course.
I know, um, I didn't get a chance
to talk to you yesterday. Babe, chicken-- turned batsh--.
Yes.
So, it was a whole, like, mental breakdown.
You know, I think, also, too, when you're away
from your family, all emotions go out,
and people just, you know, we miss our husbands,
and kids, and dogs, and whatever else.
You know what I mean?
Hey, babe, I didn't wanna bother you with this,
but our attorney emailed me.
- The business attorney for-- - Yes.
- Okay. - Right.
Next step against, uh, our partners...
Right.
He finally was able to connect with their attorney,
and he wanted to update us.
Gordon wants to pursue a suit against his siblings,
and, quite frankly, I don't agree with it.
So, it is causing a lot of tension inside of our marriage.
I am not gonna walk away from a half million dollars,
which is what the company owes me.
I think, eventually, it's gonna get to be a court case.
Okay.
But Gordon is gonna full force on the business level.
It's like, no, Baby. Just leave the past behind.
I just wanna hear what he has to say.
- Okay, just update me later. - Sure.
- Bye. - All right, bye.
- Are you gonna kayak? - Yeah. Are you?
- Yes. - Oh, all right.
Okay, of course. - Yes, I'm down.
Hello, today.
Oh, we're not doing the same cars no more?
I told Nneka to switch with Robyn.
I can scoot over.
Were you asked to switch?
I wasn't in a place where I'm like, oh,
I don't wanna ever-- I can't be around her or whatever.
Like, I just was like whatever.
Like... - Yeah.
- What a beautiful day. - Yes.
A very special day, a beautiful, glorious day.
A beautiful, special, confetti-like day.
Confetti-like day.
Karen, girl, it is your birthday.
The grandest of grande dames.
Bitch, you made it to triple 20, girl.
Your wig is on tight.
I want you to continue to keep that booty nice and tight
and that waist nice and snatched, 'kay?
When I'm your age, I wanna look just like you.
Our relationship has come so far.
I think that you are absolutely cuckoo.
And quite frankly, I wouldn't change her for the world.
I wish you so many, many more years of bliss
with apple pie and Twitter checks.
Facelifts, all of that, like, I wanna see it all.
Happy birthday, Karen.
Happy birthday, KK!
I love you.
Happy birthday!
So, we're going to a-- what kinda body of water?
Is it a river? A lake?
- A river. - A pond? A puddle?
Well, it can't be a river. There's not a river, right?
I'm gonna be praying for each and every one of you.
I am not participating getting in a kayak, uh, today.
I just don't have to work that hard anymore.
I'd rather encourage the girls to race to the abyss
and come back,
but, also, 'cause my ass can't swim.
- That's it, right there. - Oh.
Okay, I'm so excited! Freedom!
Let's do this.
- Ooh, girl. - Thank you so much.
Okay, hi. How are you?
My name is Luke.
I just need y'all to fill out these waivers, real quick.
Once you get that signed, I'll walk y'all down.
We're gonna get you some lifejackets, um, and then,
after that, we'll get ya on your boats.
What-what is the chance of it capsizing?
- Yeah. - It's a very, very small chance.
Very small chance.
Girl, I'm gonna be right here praying for y'all.
Are there any, like, snakes in the water or anything?
- There are some snakes. - First, chicken.
Now, snakes. I'm done wit' you.
This is your last hosting trip for at least two years.
- Thank you so much. - Perfect. Yeah, thank you.
All right. I'm gonna look out for the snakes.
Okay. - I have a bottle of wine.
- In your purse? - My Jesus.
Oh, this is nice.
Very slim chance of a capsize.
- Okay. - Still-still not? Okay.
Girl, he just said the water was coming in.
But it's your what? Triple 20-- triple 20--
triple 20-- triple 20. Ahh, ahh, ahh.
I find that Karen, for somebody who
is supposed to be more physically active, okay,
parading around on the internet, looking sexy,
I thought she would have jumped at this opportunity
to be out on the water using her muscles,
getting in there, and kayaking.
My boobies are flotation devices,
so I feel like I have extra protection.
Okay, oh, that's hot.
- Sh--, I'm in the front. - Okay, that would be me.
Oh, oh, yes!
I'm gonna partake by sitting right here.
Hallelujah.
I'm not really graceful.
Don't know the right way to do this.
- Okay, hold on. - Ahh! Ahh! I'm moving!
I can't swim!
So, how do we get back?
Is there anything else in the water,
is what I wanna know?
I think you're gonna have a lot of fun.
- Okay, well, we'll see. - Yeah.
I'm going back to Nigeria!
This is-- this is strenuous.
Why am I not surprised the two ducklings
duck like each other? - Ducklings?
- Bye, ducklings!
- Ducklings? - Bye, stick in the mud!
Kiss my ass, Robyn!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
- Oh, my God. - Ahh!
That's a great birthday gift. Can we do that again?
Are y'all trying to park?
I don't know what we're doing.
Oh, my God, okay.
Nothing I could do but call 911.
Hmm.
Well, that's-- that would be needed.
Yes. - Oh, absolutely.
This is a beautiful thing.
Everybody is bonding.
Yes or something close to that.
Whoo!
Karen, I wanted to say something to you.
What, babe?
- Yesterday was a lot. - It was a whole lot.
I was pissed off when I went to bed last night.
Yeah.
So, I have to call Juan
and tell him all about yesterday.
Oh, God.
That is very painful for both of you.
I was pissed off when I went to bed last night.
Yeah.
So, I have to call Juan
and tell him all about yesterday.
Oh, God.
I was not expecting or anticipating
being that out of sorts emotionally,
but I just wanted to thank you.
What-what you all talked about,
is very painful for both of you.
I don't know where it's gonna go.
- Yeah. - But I'm glad we were able,
as a group of women, to just, you know,
divide and conquer. - Rally.
And rally around both of you.
So... - Yeah.
He still doesn't understand, like,
how much has, like, gone on.
Yeah.
And Candiace doing media interviews.
And for me to have to stand up there
like I stole somebody's grandma money
and pushed her down the steps,
it's, like, insane. - Yes, insane.
It's insane.
We were dealing in sh--,
literal sh--. - Yeah, okay,
we never saw that happen. - Yeah.
I think they gave those-- I think it was rigged
'cause I grew up on a farm.
They poop all the time. - Yes, yes.
They were not pooping at all.
They were constipated. - Yeah.
I need to stop playing wit' y'all
'cause y'all know I'm athletic as , right?
Come on, let's go. - Ready.
- Whoa, that was a push. - Yah, yah.
Y'all are going fast. Whoo!
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey. - Yes!
- What? What? - Oh! Oh!
Turn, turn.
Oh, I did it.
- Work, work, work. - Hey, hey, hey.
Kayaking, you know, I've done it
with, like, the kids.
I actually like physical activity.
Left, left, left, right, left.
I know, it's weird.
Whoo! - We forgot something.
- What? - Oh, no. What?
We need our beverages.
- What beverage? - Oh, your wine?
- We forgot the booze. - Oh, she needs her wine.
Where is her wine?
Watch this. Y'all ready?
Oh, my, I don't think-- I think we're going too fast.
We're going too fast, Mia. - You smacked her in the head.
- Mia, we're going to too fast. - Mia!
Oh, my God.
Ahh! - I'm parallel parking, bitch.
Oh, look at you perfect parking.
Given everything that's been going on,
this is a nice change of pace. - I agree.
The beautiful birds and the bees.
I don't know how to stop.
- You're joking, right? - I don't know--
I don't know how to stop. I don't know how.
Oh, okay.
I wanna get my whitewater rafting certification.
Oh, wow, I support you.
What if I'm your instructor?
- Okay, I like that. - Yeah.
- Okay. - When Jason comes into town.
Oh, Jason would definitely do it.
That way, he can, like, save you, if you fall in.
I might fall in on purpose.
Oh, okay, okay.
Save me. Save me.
I like that.
Ooh, it's hot.
- Yes, yes. - The wine is here.
- I want some wine. - And for free.
This time of year, it's appropriate to have,
like, a sauvignon blanc, a pinot grigio,
like, a chilled, light, white wine.
Who drinking red wine? Get you some culture, okay?
Y'all got drinks?
Now, Karen, that was a drop.
No, I-I'm-I'm protecting you all.
You are on a water. - I need a sip.
Oh, like we're in the club.
I feel like the gas attendant.
- I need nourishment. - Okay, ready. Ahh.
This is very nice.
Good, right?
Let's go!
I got the energy I needed!
There's a spider in my boat.
No, kill it.
No, there it is! Get it!
Now, she got you paddling the boat by yourself.
Girl, you're the rookie but don't-don't fall for it.
- Cheers, bitches! - I'll paddle my boo.
Mia is a vibe,
and anybody who brings a bottle of wine in the damn kayak,
that's my girl, right there.
I think we're going faster. - Aww, give me the bottle, Mia.
- Left, right. - Mia, Mia, give me the bottle.
- Left, right. - Oh, my God, okay.
Left, right. I learned this from you.
No, you did not.
- You need to turn. - I'm turning.
Ahh! - I'm not turning.
Oh, you need to turn.
If I had my choice, my birthday would be spent
out of the country, not snake ridden waters
and-and-and chicken sh--.
Is that a snake?
But I am a team player.
Yeah, I'm done. Too much work.
So, this is what we do on Lake Norman.
You go out on your boat,
and you meet your friends. - Yeah.
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - And you tie up.
Y'all look so cute.
I think I've had enough.
I shared my bottle. I gave you my last sip.
You did. I can have the rest?
I was saving it for you.
That's just some backwash, though.
I have, like, two passes, okay?
- Girl, that's backwash. - Anybody else want it?
That when you think-- be nice to me.
No, that's backwash. That definitely is backwash.
'Cause I really share.
Good thing y'all know each other.
- Uh-uh. - Right.
Eating ass.
- Swallowing semen. - Eating ass and swallowing semen.
Eww.
- Oh, oh, oh! - Not having fun?
Um, yeah, we were having a good time.
Children!
Hello!
all: ♪ Get them titties tight hey ♪
♪ And work that booty right hey ♪
- Work, work. - Hey, hey.
Triple 20!
Ha!
Coming up next...
She sat there and implied that
because I spoke about your lawsuit,
that's one of the reasons why you got fired.
It's not their life!
It's your life! It's our life!
Y'all want me in back?
I'll get in the back.
It is hot.
Whew, girl, let's go.
Y'all got a good little tan.
- Yeah. - Holy crap.
- Who did? - I did.
You did, too. - Really?
Look at Gizelle's chest.
- Oh, yeah, it's red. - She's red.
She was getting red.
Did I tell you I'm buying
my grandmother's house in Surry?
- Really? - Yes.
Do you remember when you were little?
Well, you're-- you could be my baby.
But do you remember your grandmother having
a refrigerator outside on the porch?
Yes, uh-huh.
I found mine.
It took me almost a year to get my Aunt Val
to agree to sell me a piece of her land.
What is the future of Wooden Farm?
There is no succession plan, right now, for the land.
I have a will.
Praise God.
It's a new venture, but we'll get through it.
All right.
It was a deep freezer or a fridge?
- Yes, yes, girl. - We had a deep freezer.
And we-we used to get the, uh, chocolate meals
out of it? - Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh. - Yep,
the popsicles were in there.
And it hasn't been taken care of.
I'm gonna try and have it refurbished.
My grandmother's home is 104 years old.
It certainly is historical.
It certainly is a warm and loving place.
So, I am turning that into an experience,
which is a mini resort
for tourism in Surry County, Virginia.
So, are you going to Surry, like,
multiple times a week?
I'm going more than I've been forever.
My parents were great teachers,
and they taught me to give back,
and they are the foundation I stand on.
So, my children will stand on me as their foundation,
and my grandkids, as well.
I found my father's sled.
- On the property? - Yes, I walked through it.
- Wow. - I found his desk.
But I do think that triple 20 made me think,
What am I leaving?
What type of legacy am I leaving?
I ain't going nowhere no time soon, mind y'all,
but I do think about the legacy.
I'm-I'm not the only Black woman
or Black family member
that owns a plantation and farm.
And I hope that when they see it,
it's duplicated around the U.S.
You know what you're doing is,
like, huge. - Innovation.
Thank you.
Oh, you're taking cheeks to the face, again.
It's okay.
Can you let us out?
Why don't you guys go hang out at the pool
for a little bit. - Oh.
While we get everything ready upstairs?
So, everybody needs to get out.
I have to call Juan.
I feel like I gained weight overnight.
What's a girl to do?
The snack and that champagne-- that champagne can hit ya.
- Hello. - How are you?
- Fine. How are you? - I'm all right.
I'm working on, like, the health insurance stuff.
The problem is, it's not effective until June 1st.
- What? - I mean, yeah,
but, I mean, we just have to pay cash
for your medication.
I don't think it's that easy.
Oh, man.
Financially, things are the same.
You know, even though he lost his job,
Juan had 15 months left on his contract,
so he was paid for 15 months of work.
Hopefully, Juan gets a new job
within the next 15 months before, you know,
then we have to start making changes.
But financially, we're good.
So, we'll get that together, and then once I get
the information from the health insurance company
for, you know,
and, uh, we'll get that to your doctors,
so they can connect with the prescription.
- Okay. - Um, yeah.
But anyway, I'm, like, it's so crazy.
Like, I don't know.
The ladies, the ones that, like, I'm not as close with,
like Karen, Wendy, Candiace,
um, they had a lot to say
about, like, our whole situation,
and Candiace is trying to infer that I'm--
like, she's, like, I damaged the group
because I didn't share this information,
um, while we were filming.
Yeah, it's, like--
Juan, it's the most ludicrous stuff I've ever heard.
It was really charged and everything
because she pretty much implied
that because I spoke about your lawsuit,
that's one of the reasons why you got fired,
and that triggered, like, that really set me off.
Robyn, why?
Why? Why?
Why are you feeding into it?
Why? - I'm not feeding--
I'm not feeding into it but that--
Robyn, like, I-I can't listen to this anymore
because it's-it's, like, so ridiculous,
and it's getting blown way out of proportion.
I need you to stop feeding.
I'm not feeding into it, Juan.
I'm trying to-- I'm-- - Robyn, listen. Robyn,
this is how you're feeding in-into it.
You're getting emotional. For what?
- I-- - Why are you getting emotional?
It's not their life!
It's our life!
I'm not gonna let you keep allowing these women
to get you super emotional.
I'm not emotional.
I'm not emo-- - You're crying, right now!
Robyn, please? I-I-I can't listen it
because my skin is crawling, right now.
I-I-I gotta go.
Still to come, on this season
of The Real Housewives of Potomac...
♪ step into the fire
I have been wanting to do something
with these group of women...
that was powerful.
You do not want peace.
- No, you don't want peace. - You don't want peace.
Something that was impactful.
What do you really want?
I wanna baby.
♪ Let me hear your cry
Something that honored our past.
Bless those who are left to carry on with this family.
Represented our present.
You're not sleepin' with your husband anymore
and I'm sleepin' with mine.
Something that represented our future.
It is so----ed the up!
♪ Scream my name
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
I need a stretcher, I need an ambulance.
How many sexual partners have you had
in the past five years?
Let's spend more time with each other and...
Juan, you hear me?
He's asleep.
♪ I don't wanna be just anyone ♪
Grace, you're leaving in less than 30 days.
♪ I'm not just anyone
Chasing your dream is not for the weak.
What happens if you like, don't get pregnant?
♪ You're the reason that I got where I'm goin' ♪
Michael and I are going to divorce.
Put my children on the phone.
You're never here, and I don't have time with you.
It's very hard to find a friend.
Hmm.
Very easy to make an enemy.
If you wanna go low, let's go to hell.
You've been cheatin' for several years.
I'm done. - Gordon, that's not fair.
You want fair, go to a carnival.
Clownin'.