Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
What proof would you say this is?
- Two hundred. - It's about 150 proof.
What? Cheers! Goddamn!
[screaming]
You know how you and Mia
bought your blue checks on Twitter.
Wait a minute. Wait. I did not buy mine.
Yes, you did.
I would have never paid for a blue check.
- Oh! - Oh, $11!
Sixty is looking good on you.
You look fantastic. - Thank you. Triple 20!
It's a big deal. We're gonna have fun.
It is gonna be all about Karen,
and she's going to welcome all the surprises.
Candiace is trying to infer
that because I spoke about your lawsuit,
that's one of the reasons why you got fired.
It's not their life! It's your life! It's our life!
I literally sat there and spoke up for my husband,
and you're just literally gonna take it like
I'm the reason why he lost job.
Robyn, I want you-- I want you to take this.
I know how it feels
for your family member to be maligned.
I have an ongoing legal matter.
Hey!
What happened?
She had a whole breakdown in the car.
She made it about her.
Her little cry-angle is just always a little too handy.
It's always a little too accessible.
I'm no angel but give me some grace,
and you'll learn to adore me.
You don't have to dig for gold
when you shine this bright.
I just took a DNA test,
and it turns out, I 100% don't care.
When they go low, ♪ I just hit high notes
If you're gonna test this professor,
be prepared to fail.
Nigeria raised me, L.A. made me,
and Potomac will remember me.
It doesn't matter the size of our home.
I'm always the queen of this castle.
I don't ride the fence, honey.
I am the fence. You ride me.
♪
- Whew, okay. - I'm so excited.
All right. We got stuff to do.
- I know. Okay. - Okay, we gotta set up.
So, we'll put all the painting stuff
in the middle of the table.
- Yeah, yeah. - And people can share.
- Yeah. Yes, yes. - Yeah.
We're all friends here.
Oh, I got-- I had an apple pie.
Okay, okay.
They put it in the freezer. So...
Which is perfect, considering.
[laughing]
So, I cut the-the pie in half at-at your home, Ashley,
and I put the other half of it, my concerns,
in which I will address with Robyn directly,
um, in the freezer.
And so, the idea is that they draw something
that either reminds them of Karen,
or of Karen.
They can draw Karen.
Karen and I have been through a lot,
but I love me some good ol' crazy Karen Huger.
This is some bullsh--.
You'll appreciate it. - I will?
It's the five rules of etiquette
when attending a birthday party.
[laughing]
I cannot believe you don't know how to control
your man's kiss.
No, we just wanna know how you control your man's kiss.
- We wanna learn from you. - Yes.
Oh!
And I don't mind rallying the troops to make sure
that we celebrate Karen because she deserves it.
I mean, you only turn 60 once.
We're ready for the girls.
♪
I am getting in the water.
♪ Getting in the water
This might be out of my league.
Okay.
What are y'all doin'?
Oh, my feet!
- Hi, sweetheart. - How are you?
I just want something sweet.
What would you recommend?
I mean, the Mai Gai is really nice.
Okay, can I try that, Mai Gai?
I'll try the Mai Gai, as well, please.
Two of those and a Stella.
And, I would love a Stella with a glass, though,
'cause I-- I don't suck cans.
Well, you said you don't--
you don't have to anymore. That's what you said.
My mouth has been retired for years.
You see how good my cheeks look.
When was the last time you gave a blow job?
Honestly, I retired my mouth.
- Oh. - Oh.
- What! - Yeah, Karen.
Where's Karen?
They're sitting at the bar.
- Oh, she's here? - Yeah.
Let's cheers to the birthday girl.
- Cheers. Yes! - Cheers.
Cheers.
- Yes. - We'll see her later.
You wanna let the ladies know?
You wanna text the girls? - Oh, yeah, I'll text them.
I want a Corona.
[sighs] - Okay.
Have you ever played quarters?
Yeah.
My mom actually taught me how to play,
and she was so good. My mom was like...
- Not your mother. - Yeah.
Now, is she still with the guy?
- Girl, yeah. - Oh.
[sighs]
I haven't been to my mom's yet and--
Oh, she's got a new house.
- Two years ago. - Okay.
You haven't been there in two years?
I haven't been to my mom's house in two years.
- What? - I've never gone. Uh-uh.
Michael does feel like we are taking care
of this cancerous individual.
You want me to just, like, snap my fingers
and be done with this relationship.
And you don't talk to him at all.
You don't wanna see him, nothing.
- Oh, no, no. - Right.
[sighs] - Like, the drama
from when I was in high school
'cause he wasn't contributing to my mom's household--
- Yeah, man. Yes. - He was unfaithful to my mom.
She's much more forgiving than I am.
My mom and her partner have definitely influenced
how I've gone about my own romantic relationship.
I wanted somebody who was reliable,
who was financially stable.
And then, at the same time, I didn't want to, like my mom,
see myself in the situation
that wasn't making me the happiest.
- Families are always tricky. - I know.
They're never, like, cut and dry.
I know.
So, what are we painting, and where are we doing this?
When we get back to the hotel...
- Oh, Lord. - ...we have a special project for you.
Oh. I am not painting my vagina.
I don't wanna have my vagina out
with all of these white people.
Listen, I don't wanna envision any of your vaginas.
I have never seen one of your vaginas.
Do you get waxed, Karen?
[sighs] You have hair to wax?
I'm gonna [BLEEP] you up in a minute.
Absolutely, I have a lot to wax. Uh...
- You're not hairy, though. - Um, my legs, yes.
Oh, you guys know my-my eyebrow goes to my hairline.
Yes. Mine used to grow down here.
Oh, girl, I grow here. I have sideburns.
- Sideburns, yes. - Oh, honey.
I did not know you had sideburns.
[laughing]
I had a unibrow and a mustache.
This is really nice, you guys.
I'm having a good time.
- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
Yeah. I mean, you know, it was still fun.
Yeah. I mean, I think there's moments that I'm like,
"Okay, this is a little weird but..."
What's a weird moment?
Like, when we came back from our walk,
and I walked into, like, what I thought was a pool day.
Oh, over here.
She declared that she has a shrine,
and my name has been submitted to the shrine of demons.
I was under the impression with this whole conversation
that you didn't really know her.
I mean, that's my sister's friend.
- But you honored-- - You honored her at your daughter's party.
You honored her. - Were you there,
or were you still in L.A. smokin' crack?
Oh!
So, yesterday, we went to the distillery.
She did open up about it being very triggering
being Nigerian
and that you are using the connotation of a shrine
in a negative way.
Our saints have different shrines,
and it's not something negative because
what we do know for a fact-- - So, you do use a shrine.
- No, I didn't say that. - Oh, uh-huh.
- Catholicism uses a shrine. - Okay.
That's the craziest thing I've ever heard
in my entire life.
First, you're talking about, "There is no shrine.
"My mama didn't say this."
But then now, there's positive shrines.
Like, she's just trying to find a way out
in case I reveal more than what I have revealed.
You know, it's such a weird situation for me,
and I'm still just putting it aside to be like,
okay, I'm willing to talk because, like,
I don't have anything against her.
I don't really know what's going on.
Yeah. When people are going through something,
they try to bring it back to themselves
and make it about them.
And she-- did you hear her? She was like,
"Yeah, well, you know,
"our family members are being attacked."
And I'm like, "No, mine is."
Okay, so, I know it's your birthday.
- Okay, what is it? - But I feel weird...
...that I have not told you.
Oh.
My mom is in the hospital.
[gasps] - Why are you playin' with me today?
We were landing.
A text came through to me and my brother,
and it was, like, "An-an ambulance picked up mom.
"She's going to the hospital."
She's been there since we've been here.
She had surgery this morning. - What-what is wrong?
Oh! Un-uh. I'm mad wit' you now.
- I-I know.
- You know I love her. - Aww, I know you do.
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - Oh, it's okay.
Mom-mom, how long-- how long is the procedure,
so I can know when to call you back?
What is wrong, though, if you don't mind?
She-she-she woke up with just extreme pain
in her tummy, and she didn't-- - In her tummy?
- Is it, like, appendix? - I don't know.
We don't know what it is. - You think it's appendix?
So, they are doing something where they take a camera.
- Laparoscopic. - Laparoscopic, right, right.
Or something like that, so they can take pictures
and see what it is. - Okay, good.
- Okay. - And I haven't heard back.
I've been here. - Okay.
It's gonna be okay. My God.
Um, but that's why, with everything
that was being claimed and said about her,
by Nneka-- - It was triggering to you.
Yeah.
That's why it really hurt in a different way.
- Another level. - Mmm, yeah.
You know?
What Wendy is dealing with, with her mom, is upsetting,
but that is separate from Nneka
and her attacks about the shrine,
and I don't think it's fair to conflate the two.
Yeah, yeah. - So, it's like uh-uh.
I'm not doing this with y'all.
- Yes. - But I don't know, ladies.
They are asking for us.
Are y'all ready, though, to go upstairs to Ashley's room?
It's good? - Okay.
- Let's go have some fun. - Let's have some fun.
And if you want to take a break, let me know.
- Okay. - Okay.
It's the last day, so I'm trying to get through it.
Oh.
- You gonna put it in a-- - A plastic cup?
- Is that okay? - Yes.
I will suck plastic on my birthday.
Coming up next...
None of us should use social media
to weaponize against each other.
- The line is always moving! - Okay.
♪
- Come in! - We're here.
- Yay! - Entree!
Yes!
Oh, my God, are we painting our vaginas?
- No. - No, not our vagina.
- So, Karen with a K. - Yes, yes.
This is your seat.
Is that Gizelle calling my name?
- Is that Karen? - Oh, I'm in the fur chair.
Excuse me, doll. Let me sneak this way.
Queen K, for the birthday, would you like a drink-ay?
Okay. I would.
I'm gonna do a Corona with Ashley.
- Corona, okay, I got that. - Okay.
- Get them ready.
Okay, so, guys, what we came to do,
in honor of you today, on the triple 20,
is paint Karen's vagina.
Oh.
That's what I said we were doing!
Okay, I'm joking.
Oh, well, I'm not gonna do you like that.
- Okay. - Um, if we can all recollect--
excuse us, Nneka--
we saw a little drawing of Karen about a year ago.
[laughing]
Like-like, a girlfriend?
Yeah, it looks like me.
So, we would like for you all to draw your best Karen Huger.
- Okay. - Okay.
Should-- can we share color cups?
- Yes. - Yes, yes.
- Okay. - Oh, we're sharing.
We're sharing cups of a color.
Oh, oh, I love this because everybody knows
I want us to get along. - Oh, Jesus. Okay.
- If we can. - Let it go. Let it go.
I am still not able to grapple with the fact that
I'm in a beef with Robyn.
What the [BLEEP] is this?
'Cause it looked like you were complicit
in what Gizelle was doing and saying.
If you really feel that way about me,
we don't need to talk about sh--.
So, I just would rather not focus on that
and let's focus on painting Karen and her mole.
I'm gonna let it go. Hold on.
Please get my sexuality.
I'm having a whole "Titanic" moment here, Karen?
I'm Jack Dawson. - Okay.
Oh, Jack.
I'll never let you-- I'll never let go.
- Jack, come back. - Wendy, really, that's me?
What the [BLEEP]? [laughing]
Karen, you are not to sneak peek.
Robyn, don't put horns on me.
This is you. You're going to appreciate it.
I'm not sure I'm gonna agree with you, Robyn.
[laughing]
Ashley, I see yours. [laughing]
- Oh, Lord Jesus. - This is fun.
- It is, right? - This is fun.
- Yes. - We can start with reveals.
Gizelle knows this better than any of you all do
'cause she's known me forever.
I hold a grudge.
- Um, I'll go first. - We can-- yeah.
Back it up. Back up. Back up. Back up.
- Okay. - Karen, you know,
I do feel like I encapsulated the essence of Karen Huger.
Bam! [laughing]
- Yes! Yes! - Bam!
She has shorts, and the Gucci belt, the hair.
I love it.
Stop talking about Karen Huger all day.
We-- Karen Huger invited us to a meeting
to talk about Karen Huger.
All right. You want-- All right, I'll sit back down.
- Do you like it? - Uh, I receive it.
I think she-- Ashley did good. Okay.
- I-- - I literally--
this is my best work.
I am definitely an artiste with an "e."
Where is my beret, okay? Put my beret on, baby.
Encompassing the Karen, my subject, I am thinking about
the important aspects of her life,
of her likeness.
- That's beautiful, Ashley. - Thank you!
- And I thank you. - Okay, I'm next.
- Okay. - All right.
So, I wanted to give what I thought
was an accurate representation of you who are.
Bam. - Oh, okay, I-I feel that.
- Yes. - I feel that.
- Oh, yes. - Let me see.
- The lips! - And the lips.
The lips are good.
I got your crown 'cause you're the grand dame,
the crown on the side of your head.
- Yes. - Uh, I like it. I like it.
I got your mole with the two pieces of hair
coming out. - Uh-huh.
[laughing]
It's on the wrong side.
Wendy, that's painful to pull out.
I am the modern day Picasso.
I even captured the not one, but two pieces of hair
that come out of the mole. Wispy whiskers--
that's her name. - Okay, okay.
- I receive that. - That's good.
- I receive it. - And it's signed "Doctor."
Yeah. [laughing]
- I'm gonna do Nneka. - Oh.
- This is very dear to my heart. - Oh, my God.
You're, you know, you're new to my life,
and it's been nothing but love and positive experiences.
Oh, my God.
And I just wanted you to see how I see you.
It's-- who is that?
- Who is that? - Who the [BLEEP] is that?
- Who is it? - No, no, no, no.
Wait a minute. - Your smile-- you don't--
- That's Orphan Annie. - Karen, don't do me dirty.
And you're the queen of Potomac. - I'm not.
You gave me a----ing beard. I have a shadow.
You're the queen of Potomac.
[buzzer sounds]
- It's on a-- - It hasn't dried.
Okay.
You cannot capture the true essence
of the Karen Huger. - That's so----ing true.
- This is you. - Where is her face?
- Where's the rest of it? - Oh, my God.
It's abstract. [laughing]
It means that-that I am just royalty.
It's abstract. Yes, you are royalty.
Right? [laughing]
- Okay. - Okay, I'm good.
All right. I'm gonna go next.
When I look at you, it's like I see face.
So, here we go. [laughing]
- The titties! - Oh, my breasts.
- So, I gave you boobs. - Yes, you did.
I gave you a part. I gave you a part.
- You gave me big-big lips. - Yes, part.
I signed it "Gizzy" 'cause that's what you call me.
- I do. - So, I think this is good.
Aww. All right. Aww.
Aww, that's nice.
Okay, so, I present to you...
Karen Huger. - That's really good.
Red hair, red hair, okay.
I got you in Surry County, honey, with a tractor.
- Yes, Surry! - I like that.
- Yes, tractor. - And you got your field.
- I like that. Okay. - Peanuts--
the peanuts out there. - Yes.
Peanuts.
And Ray is on the tractor, honey.
[laughing]
Not Ray-- why is Ray in it?
- Not Ray. - Ray is in the back.
Ray has never driven a tractor.
I mean, he might drive a tractor now.
Honey, he'll be driving that tractor
now that you own them three acres, child.
I think it's a good opportunity for her
to keep the family land inside of the family.
Now, making it about tourism, uh...
We got the key to the city. Whoo!
Come to Surry County to get a Slurpee.
- Thank you. - Yay.
[applause]
Robyn, bring your raggedy sh--. Go ahead.
- I took my time. - She took my time.
- It's gonna be raggedy. - I took my time with this.
When I see you, this is, like, the epitome of your being.
- Ooh. - Oh, what?
This is what matters to you most.
Oh, boy.
This is her interpretation.
Coming up next...
The difference between you and me is,
I say it to the group, and you say it to the internet.
Yes, yes.
If you want to continue to talk, you can talk to my ass.
Then let me see that ass while you walk away.
When I see you, this is, like, the epitome of your being.
- Ooh. - Oh, what?
This-this is what matters to you most.
Oh, boy.
This is her interpretation.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Yes, blue check!
Yes.
Robyn, I thought you were gonna do worse, but I have--
- You'll take it? - Hold on.
Robyn, this is the only time I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna bow to your ass 'cause you educated my ass.
I didn't know I paid for that sh-- until yesterday.
[laughing]
Please-please give her-her blue check.
- Yes. - That is the true reflection.
- Yes, yes. - Oh, look at that.
Give-give it to her. She need it.
I-I can't talk to that. What am I gonna do with that?
You know what, guys?
I love it when we get together
and just have fun.
So, this was the best triple 20.
Good.
And, Robyn, I know you're not going through it,
but one thing I always say about you,
you are funny as [BLEEP].
You are creative as [BLEEP].
And if we ever get past our snagging
and snaring at each other,
I'd like to get to know you better.
- Aww, that's nice. - Wow.
But until then, I'm gonna fight you.
[laughing] - Okay, all right.
Karen, normally, we would bring you a cake,
but, this year, you need apple pie.
♪ Happy birthday to you
Triple 20.
♪ Happy birthday to you
Aww.
♪ Happy birthday dear Karen ♪
♪ happy birthday to you
Thank you, guys. Thank you.
This is a whole pie.
Is any of this pie in the freezer?
- No freezer anymore. - The whole pie?
No, we talked. We-we talked about everything.
Okay, all right.
- Hold on. I gotta think. - Make a wish.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all better eat some pie.
Karen and I will always be Karen and Gizelle.
There's a level of respect there,
and we know there's a level of love there.
And this is lightweight shade and fun.
Can we do lightweight shade?
What-what happened to that?
Whoo!
All right, babes. So, we gotta be on time
for the queens.
So, it's dinner and drag show
at the same thing. - Straight to it.
Is it collective?
- Yeah, yeah. - Same thing, same.
I recently hosted a drag show tour.
Considering the fact that the drag community
was under attack,
and Tennessee is where they were trying to do the ban,
it's something that I know that we all
celebrate and support,
and I just think we're really honored
that we get to even be in their presence.
All right, ladies. See y'all.
So fun.
Yes.
Ooh, chile.
I'm grateful to God
that my mom made it out of surgery okay.
She is out of dangerous waters.
So, it-it gives much needed relief for me
as her child.
All right, let's go.
Yeehaw!
Oh, my God, okay.
Yeah, that booty is jiggling!
Whoo-hoo.
- For the record... - Yeah.
I plan on having a good damn time, okay?
I do, too.
- Cute. - Thanks.
Mia, you're always going to eat steak and lobster
wit' your ass out.
It's a new phase of her life. She's trying to--
trying to turn a new leaf. - It all depends.
I'm trying.
Let's do it.
Yeehaw.
- Hi. Welcome to Aba. - Hi.
Thank you.
Um, we have a party for eight.
- Okay, great. - Thank you.
This is so cute.
Yeah, isn't this vibe? This is a vibe.
Going out with a bang! It's a vibe.
- Hi, ladies. - Hi.
Hi, welcome, welcome.
Cocktail menus right here.
Do you have, um, Casamigos Reposado?
- We do. - On the rocks.
Got ya.
Can I have a glass of pinot noir?
- Pinot noir, okay. - Can I get a Sneaky Link?
- Sneaky Link, sure. - That's sweet?
It's gonna be one of our sweeter cocktails, yeah.
[laughing]
Perfect.
I'm trying to do something a little
out of my comfort zone.
You wanna try Aloe? It's Me?
It's a jalapeno infused mezcal.
Okay, I'll try it.
Is your food menu, like, shareables?
Everything is designed to be shared.
- Okay. - Oh, okay.
We're probably ready to order.
Yeah. What can I get for you?
Go ahead.
I'm gonna do your steak.
So, the halibut-- I'll go with that.
- I'm gonna do the lamb chops. - Okay.
- Yellowtail. - That sounds good.
- Scallops. - Scallops, okay.
- The orzo. - Okay.
The beet hummus crab salad.
Ooh, that one is really good.
- Another halibut, please. - Halibut, okay.
Thank you. - Thank you.
So, I think we're all looking forward
to dancing with the queens, Ashley.
- Yes. - Yes.
Drag queens are under attack, at this moment.
So, our support is important.
So, I'm glad that we're all going tonight.
- Absolutely. - Yes.
I might show y'all, like, a split.
Have we seen a Mia split?
- You haven't. - We haven't.
I don't know if I can do it in this outfit.
In this? I was about to say, Mia,
that's gonna split right up your ass.
I feel like your butt got bigger.
- It's 'cause I gained weight. - Oh.
[laughing]
But, you know, last year, I was so sick.
I lost a lot of weight. - Yeah.
Yeah, last year, you were thin.
I'm just gaining my weight back.
- Yeah, you were real thin. - Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a lot of things that I'm having to deal with.
The attorney that handled our sale...
Yeah.
He basically stole money from us.
So, was he disbarred?
Yeah, shortly after that, he killed himself.
We are filing a lawsuit.
If something happens to your family members
over some money,
like, how do I explain that to our kids?
I actually had, um, retained a divorce attorney
because I was going to be filing for a divorce.
Gordon is a good guy, but now he's hardening,
and it's, like, - ing with me
because it's not the guy that I married.
I don't want anything foul to happen to anybody
over some financial sh--.
Yeah.
And you feel healthy?
Yes, I feel great,
probably the best I've felt in a long time.
- Oh, that's great. - Yeah.
Matcha crudo.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Olives. - Oh, nice.
- Oh, that's nice. - Looks good.
Is everyone having a good time in Austin?
It was-it was interesting. It was weird.
Okay, so, then we did our job.
How is everyone's energy level?
Are you guys tired? - Yes,
I'm-I'm-- I just perked up. - You guys have been troopers.
I am not as tired as I was last night.
Okay, okay.
So, chickensh-- bingo turned into--
Chickensh--.
Honestly, I thought that that would be a time
where we would have fun.
And I'm an-- I'm an outsider.
I acknowledge that.
But when we were going home in the car yesterday,
you, Candiace, were very emotional.
Robyn was my-- that was my friend.
Then why don't call Robyn and deal with it, babe?
Okay, let's not-- let's not-- that's not--
that's not-- let's not do that.
- I-I did. - Let's do a pause.
We're here. We're here. - That's the thing.
I tried to reach out to her,
and then it's also what hurts me.
So, I don't understand what made you feel
that it was okay
to bash your friend on social media.
First word or phrase-- Robyn Dixon.
Um, fraud.
Because the remorse in the car
and your actions in the past just don't align.
Okay, I'm getting coffee now.
I'm not addressing you anymore.
You can dismiss me all you want.
The difference between you and me is,
I say it to the group,
and you say it to the internet. - Yes, yes.
Do you understand that I'm not speaking to you
about it anymore? - Do you understand Juan?
I don't care, I don't care. - And if--
and if you want to continue to talk,
you can talk to my ass.
Then let me see that ass while you walk away.
- I'm through talking to you. - Give me a view of that ass.
You don't put me out of sh--.
I'm not trying to put you out
but don't dismiss when I-- - My ass--
you just asked me to leave.
Because you're dismissing me in conversation.
Don't dismiss me.
Can I jump in here?
Robyn, is there a question that you wanna ask,
so we can have a good conversation
as opposed to this that can happen?
- No. - Okay.
What she did, is unforgiveable
'cause I would never-- - Robyn, what did I do?
Tell me what-what I did. - I would never go
on a public platform-- - If you're gonna speak about me,
tell me what I did. - And continually trash someone.
When I asked you if you were mad at me,
you ignored me.
But now, you want to come in front of the group
and play damsel in distress and communicate something
that I asked you about. - I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done.
You know what? Run to Twitter
and talk all the sh-- you want about me.
I don't give a [BLEEP].
- You're not a victim. - I can't--
I am not trying to be a victim.
- Oh, baby! - That is my reality.
And that's not my fault or my problem.
- Robyn has never done that. - Let me make a blank statement.
So, we're still talking about it.
None of us should use social media
to weaponize against each other.
Okay, but it's okay to weaponize sh--
against me and my husband.
The rule can't change because--
because it's social media. - Listen! Things come about.
The line is always moving!
Okay.
♪
Let me make a blank statement.
None of us should use social media
to weaponize against each other.
And-and that's where--
The rules can't change because--
because it's social media. - Listen!
Things come about. - And that's--
The line is always moving!
Okay.
I mean, the--
Where are you going?
I'm done. I'm full.
We're gonna give her a minute.
- Robyn is fine. - Yesterday was a lot.
Okay, she's not fine. She's not fine.
Neither one of them are, though.
And to value her tears over Candiace,
I'm not buying it. - Correct.
- I'm not buying it. - No, but she--
but she's going through a lot,
and we are being some sh---y-ass----ing friends
for not supporting her.
But Robyn has decided that's okay with her.
So, what are we supposed to do?
All Robyn is looking for, is for Candiace
to take ownership of something instead of blaming
and pointing the finger at somebody else,
but she can't even admit that she did anything.
Why-why can't I see you?
What's wrong with your FaceTime?
What are you doing?
Oh, okay.
Can I say, for the record, I don't give a damn.
If her husband is cheating on her, that's her problem.
Why are we talking about this? I want more scallops.
I don't care.
I don't-- where are the scallops?
I-I ate 'em. That's why I want more scallops.
Those were mine.
They're trying to force me and Candiace to talk,
and I don't want to.
All right. I'll talk to you later.
What the [BLEEP]?
I cannot be the bigger person,
and that's what's frustrating to me
about what Juan is telling me because he knows
that I'm unable to be phony. I just want him to listen.
Okay, I was giving you a minute.
Now, I'm here.
Uh, it's so weird to me.
My recommendation to you is to not engage Candiace.
There she go.
Who? Where is she going? Oh, she's following--
she's following, uh, floppy-anna.
- Is she okay? - It's floppy-anna
and her pet rocks. - Go ahead, cactus.
I just want us to get to the drag show.
- Go ahead, cactus. - Can we get to the drag show?
- Go ahead, cactus. - How we gonna get there?
Go ahead, girl.
Okay, drag show, drag show, main priority.
Go ahead, cactus.
Um, what in the entire [BLEEP]?
The only person that-that you--
that a conversation needs to happen,
is you and Juan. Period. The end.
Okay, sorry.
Okay, I'm sorry. Okay.
I don't want to be in a friendship with someone
where I have to be perfect
according to their friendship standards.
You don't have to be perfect in front of me.
You can be perfectly flawed. - Or else I'm going to be
talked sh-- about everywhere nonstop.
She-she will not be accountable for anything.
- It's too difficult. - Yes.
I think you guys do need a private conversation.
That was the time to have an adult conversation
and be grown up, but Robyn was a child.
I think we should go back to the table.
- Yeah. - Then get outta here.
I see that she's hurt,
and I'm really sorry that she's hurt.
It hurts me, but I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing the-the-the games. - Okay, okay.
I'm not doing the games. That's a game.
This is a game.
In my befuddlement, I still think there is hope.
We just need to have a conversation
that is absent of the peanut gallery
and all of her minions.
Okay.
We're all coming back to the table?
- We are gonna go drag. - Okay, I'm ready.
- But in a minute-- not yet. - Oh.
You know, Gizelle and I, we played a little game
of quarters earlier today.
- Yes, we did. - What happened?
If I make this, then you have to give Karen a lap dance.
Okay.
I won!
Well, you-- Gizelle has to give you a lap dance,
and I have to kiss you. - Yes.
Jesus, she's heavy. - Oh, my God.
- Karen. - Just go with God.
- Enjoy it. - Okay.
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh.
[humming]
Okay, you ready for the kisses.
No, no, Lord.
Okay, I'll kiss you on the cheek.
Okay.
[laughing]
Ready?
You can get herpes but be careful.
HPV, gonorrhea.
We fulfilled our bet.
- Chlamydia, syphilis. - We fulfilled our bets.
You ready, babes? - We're ready.
- All right. - Yeah, let's go.
- Ready. - Let's hit it.
- All right. - Yeehaw!
Coming up...
Do you think you can give us
your most ferosh runway walk?
[cheers and applause]
- Come on, birthday girl. - I'm good.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Was hoping for a little more harmony
but, you know, not that.
It was an improvement from last year.
Okay, get-get in these cars right, now.
I don't wanna ride with no raggedy hos.
- Period. - Oh, I think--
Open the-- open the car.
Get-get in the car, um, Karen, please.
Go get in the other car.
I'm sorry? [laughing]
Oh, I'm gonna get in this car then.
No.
If you tell me where I'm gonna sit,
I'm gonna sit right in here.
No, I don't-- I don't wanna talk to you.
That's fine.
Oh, my God. Ooh, I'm hot.
Well, I mean, oddly enough,
Ashley is such a sacrificial lamb.
Oh, Ashley. Oh, Ashley is a trooper.
Ashley crazy. She crazy as hell.
♪
I see the rainbow lights, honey.
The stairway to heaven.
Thank you.
I guess I can get out on this side.
Ahh!
Yeah.
Come on.
Thank you, love. Yes!
I am. I'm the one.
♪
- Hi. - Hey, hey.
- Go on in. - Thank you.
It's gonna be an amazing show.
Y'all are gonna have so much fun.
Ooh, okay.
This is everything for my birthday.
When everybody is wearing your T-shirt
when you come through, and Karen is on their chest,
I'm like, this is a triple 20 moment.
When I say, "La Dames, rise"...
Thank you!
Honey, they rise.
You like my ass any other time.
Yes! We cannot wait.
I'm ready.
Are you? I hope you're gonna put this on.
Are you gonna put-- is this-- are you putting this on?
Put it on.
[cheers and applause] - Yes.
Petty LaBelle.
[laughing]
Okay, I'm messy.
I'm messy, but I'm fun.
So, my drag name would be the Green-Eyed Gobbler.
So, messy, messy Mo--
Messy Mo Fun.
My drag name is Messy Mo Fun.
Okay, so, you know today is Karen's birthday.
Okay, thank you.
Honey, I would love a beer.
I got the booty. I got the booty.
We're about to make it rain on some queens.
Smells new.
I can't hear it! [cheers and applause]
Are you ready for the best drag show ever?
[cheers and applause]
Best drag show ever.
all: Best drag show ever.
[cheers and applause]
Giving away money.
[cheers and applause]
No, I haven't.
I walked in. I was like these are my people.
I love the energy.
I love the excitement.
I felt just safe amongst friends.
[cheers and applause]
Ooh, Doctor Lady Bom Qui Qui Summers.
[cheers and applause]
So, my stage name was Madison,
so it would probably be Madison.
My drag name would be Champagne Vi-baecious.
[laughing]
Ginger Pop.
I'm gonna pop my booty. Pop, pop.
[laughing]
[cheers and applause]
I think I probably would have been a queen
if I wasn't already a queen.
[laughing]
Just sayin'.
I need some money. I need some money.
[cheers and applause]
It is time for us to play a game.
[cheers and applause]
And do a thing. [cheers and applause]
You look like [indistinct] All right, ladies.
Round number one is very challenging.
- Okay. - I need to see
who can handle their booze.
- Okay. - If you cannot,
the audience will boo you.
Oh, sh--. [booing]
Don't make them do that.
We're going to do shooters.
- Yes. - To Karen's birthday!
[cheers and applause]
Hey, hey, hey.
One, two, three.
[laughing]
[overlapping voices]
Who at the table swallows?
What?
Juan, I'm here to tell you.
You got a ride or die and a swallower on your hands.
You better not ever leave that one
'cause you ain't gettin' that again.
[laughing]
Do you think you can give us
your most "ferosc" runway walk?
- Hey. - Okay, okay, okay.
[cheers and applause]
♪
[overlapping voices and cheering]
You can't thumbs down a bitch in Mugler.
I'm sorry. If I'm Nneka,
and Wendy has treated me the way she treated me,
then, yeah, I'm giving her a thumbs down, too.
[cheers and applause]
♪
[overlapping voices and cheering]
No.
Social media-- they posted the video.
I loved her, um, Mugler outfit.
I hope she didn't return it already.
But she found it in her heart,
even when people are happy,
to be a hating-ass bitch.
[laughing]
You need to show off that thing. Twirl.
Give the people a twirl. Give them a twirl.
[cheers and applause]
This is going down.
[cheers and applause]
Love y'all. Love y'all. Okay.
Oh!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Go, Karen.
[indistinct] just like that, diva!
[cheers and applause]
Yes, Karen!
[overlapping voices and cheering]
Yes!
Karen, girl, I was scared for you
and them knees, honey.
Remember, she retired her mouth,
so her knees have not been used.
[laughing]
[cheers and applause]
Karen is Triple 20 Goals,
'cause, at 60, the kneecaps are oiled.
My knees are already broken, and I'm a good ol' 36.
Oh, there you go. Now, that's [indistinct]
See, that's the thing about triple 20.
You outthink 'em.
I seen all this young stuff.
I ain't working that hard.
I'm gonna go down on the floor. Get back up.
Ask the girls how they feel about me being 60.
They wanna be me.
I don't blame 'em. Sh--, I'm awesome.
[laughing]
[cheering] - A round of applause
for all of your beautiful contestants.
[cheers and applause]
My dear, it bequeaths me to inform you
that it's time to sit the [BLEEP] down.
No. [laughing]
My beautiful queen, it is also time
for you to sit the [BLEEP] down.
[cheers and applause]
- Knocked the [BLEEP] out. - Very good. Very good.
- I gave it all. - Tonight,
at Oilcan Harry's,
our winner is the beautiful and wonderful
birthday girl, Karen!
[cheers and applause]
We have a crown and sash for you.
[cheers and applause]
Thank you.
- Oh, my God, okay. - Let's get her drunk now.
I'm sorry, darling?
[laughter]
Wiser words couldn't have been said.
Karen, everybody!
[cheers and applause]
Everybody got down and dirty in Austin
in their own way.
We got down and dirty with our chickensh-- bingo.
Robyn was down on the ground, crying.
[cheers and applause]
No matter what goes down,
we will all very, very happily shake our booty
for the grand dame, okay?
The triple 20, baby.
[laughter and cheers]
Next time on "The Real Housewives of Potomac."
I put my card down,
so I paid for the room. - You can do that--
'cause you can do that over the phone, right?
I went to the hotel.
Nneka is saying that you set a shrine.
You do not insult your elders.
I'll be back.
[breathing hard]
What we're doing, is triggering.
- It is. - And unfortunately,
that day, I couldn't get out.