- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
I 100% feel like you are ready and prepared
to go to college. - Yeah.
- But it is, like, ripping my heart out.
- This part is considered North Potomac.
- Well, this part is Potomac.
- But this part is Potomac if you say it is
because it's your new home.
- Look, honey, I can't make up the maps.
- So, I went to the doctor and--
- Okay, how-how did that go? That went okay?
- So, I have, like, two lumps.
- You came, and you specifically
went against your fellow Nigerian sister
with the sole purpose... - Goodbye.
- ...and intent to attack me. - Goodbye.
I really would like the opportunity to sit down,
and, like, maybe we can talk,
hash things out, move forward.
I would like to have one-on-one time with you.
So, think about it.
- If you're gonna talk about rumors,
let me show you how that feels.
Now, I never came after your marriage
when I heard that you met up with a rapper.
[laughing] - First of all,
it's not a rapper.
[laughing]
- Which one? - A rapper?
- I'm no angel but give me some grace,
and you'll learn to adore me.
- You don't have to dig for gold
when you shine this bright.
- I just took a DNA test,
and it turns out, I 100% don't care.
- When they go low,
* I just hit high notes *
- If you're gonna test this professor,
be prepared to fail.
- Nigeria raised me, L.A. made me,
and Potomac will remember me.
- It doesn't matter the size of our home.
I'm always the queen of this castle.
- I don't ride the fence, honey.
I am the fence. You ride me.
**
- Like, make 'em tighter. - Hold still. Hold still.
- Girls are, like, wanting to come out to play today.
I think that's good. - That's good?
Can you tighten mine? - Yeah.
- I got about as much as you. [laughing]
- You need a bro. - I need a bro, a mansierre.
- I'm getting ready because I have--
Ashley's coming over later,
and then you have to do field day, right?
- Yeah.
- Want me to make you something?
Would you like some fruit? - No, I'm good, really.
- Did you have fun at Happy Eddie's event?
- Yeah, actually, I did.
- You did? - Yeah.
- Now, let's see everybody's joint.
Can I see y'all's?
- Okay, we got some good ones.
- Okay, everybody hold up what you did. - Oh.
- Oh.
- I, you know, obviously got into a little debacle
with Karen, and, yeah,
I kinda called her an old dog, babe.
[laughing] - She decided to say,
"Oh, you done called me an old dog,
"but you're the only one that's a trick."
- What was she re-referring to when she said, "Trick?"
- Who knows? But... - Oh, got you. Okay.
[laughing]
- Might have left that detail out.
[laughing]
She-- Clearly, she over there smokin' somethin',
and it's not Happy Eddie sh--.
Like... [laughing]
[doorbell ringing]
She's here, baby.
Hi. You look so-- - Hi, babe.
This is beautiful, so spring. - Thank you, babe.
- How are you? - Oh, you look like spring.
Welcome.
- Oh, my gosh!
Hi, Gordon. How are you? - Ashley, I'm well.
- Good. - Thanks.
- Would you like a Corona?
- That is good looking out, girl.
- We need some Coronas. - Thank you.
- I don't have lime, though. - Where did you put my shirt?
- It's in there on the, uh, picnic basket.
- Did you iron it? - No, I did not. Sorry.
He's volunteering at the kids' school for field day.
- Gordon gon' be over there doin' the one-legged race.
[laughing] - So, have a seat.
- Okay. - Let's, um,
talk about some things.
- Yes, I'll make myself right at home.
You know, I used to live on the 15th floor.
- Did you?
- Michael and I lived in the penthouse
for ten years, twelve years,
and you're in a great location.
- I'm enjoying this.
But anyways, what's going on with you?
I feel like we just haven't had a chance to, like, talk.
Like, what's goin' on with the divorce?
How are you feelin'? Are you okay?
- Um... [sighs]
- So, let me back up a bit. - Okay, all right.
- Because Gordon and I went to lunch.
Do you think that she's actually getting a divorce?
- I-I never thought so from the beginning.
- Really? How come you haven't told me this?
- Why give up-- why-why give up the sugar daddy?
- How come you never told me-- [laughing]
- I mean, sh--, it's a good gig, if you can get it.
- Speaking from an older man, right?
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
- He said we probably wouldn't end up divorced either,
that we will come up with some type
of an arrangement.
- And we would probably work out
some kind of arrangement that's mutually beneficial.
It's more-- - Really?
What would that look like, Gordon?
- Yeah, just so you know now. Uh-huh.
- So, clear it up for me.
Like-- Okay. - It's more so the security
that comes with being with him.
When I was younger,
my mom and I were evicted twice from our house,
so I've sat on the side of the street
with my belongings multiple times.
- Mm-hmm. - It is fear.
When Gizelle said, "It's operating in fear,"
like, yes, I am scared
of what it could look like if I don't--
if I'm not able to meet the mortgage.
You know, just, like-- - 'Cause you don't wanna be
on the corner with your babies.
- My mom was a single parent,
and there were a lot of times
that even though we had help from my family,
my mom just couldn't make ends meet.
I was in the second grade,
and my grandmother picked me up from school,
and she took me to where our stuff was
on the side of the road.
Watching my mom
on the side of the road with all of her stuff,
I think about my own kids and how I would feel
if, for some reason, like, I was in that position.
It breaks my heart.
- Do you think you're ever gonna get a divorce?
- Yes, I will. - You do?
- I do. I do think I will.
- You just-- okay, I think you should.
- I do. I do, too. I will. - Okay.
- Probably by the end of the year.
My goal is by the end of the year.
My birthday is next week, so, you know,
these-these milestones. - Yes! Yes.
So, girl, are you ready for Robyn's trip?
- Uh-huh.
- I wanna invite you all on a trip
to the Dominican Republic.
[cheering]
- Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
- Hoochie clothes! [laughing]
- Question-- Wendy is not here.
She's included in the invite?
- I am not excluding anyone from this group.
- Okay. - So, she is included.
- You know, Austin was a bit of a tense time, right?
- Kiss my ----ing ass!
- Okay, walk away so I can see it!
And, there are some lingering things
that need to be resolved.
- I don't want anyone to feel the need
to have forced conversations about, you know, their--
where they stand in their relationships.
That's not what we're here for.
We're here just to have a good time.
- Don't care about nobody healin'.
Don't care about us gettin' closer.
You just wanna have fun.
I bet your ass do after them...
...signed notes from the hotel.
- It's been a interesting year for me.
So, I am looking forward to being gone.
Like, I might not go back.
[laughing]
- The Dominican Republic is big enough
for me and all my fabulosity
and Robyn's dry ass.
- So, I'm excited about that.
- I think, yeah, I think it'll be fun.
- Um, and, you know,
obviously celebrating your birthday.
I feel like, last year,
your birthday was such a debacle.
So, we're gonna, like, a do-over this year.
- It was more so for you. You had a lot goin' on.
- I think she just has some tension.
She needs some dick, more dick.
- Oh. - All right.
Well, keep your legs closed to married men, bitch.
- Oh!
- Yeah, but it was your birthday.
That's not even fair to make it about,
like, what? - Girl, I get one every year.
It's fine. - Ahh!
**
- Hi. - Good morning.
Welcome to Easy Like Sunday.
- Thank you. Thank you. I have a reservation for two.
It should be under Nneka.
- Yeah, I'll-I'll take you right over here.
- Great. Thank you so much.
**
- Good morning. - Good morning.
I'm here to meet someone.
- You can follow me this way. - Alrighty.
- Your server will be right with you all.
- Thank you so much.
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you doing? - I am great. How are you?
- I'm good. How was your drive?
- It was good.
- Okay. Well, thanks for coming.
You look nice. - Thank you.
- Do you wanna, like, go through everything
and just see, like, what can happen going forward?
Maybe there's a misunderstanding.
Can we, like, learn something about each other?
- Okay.
I came to this meeting with Nneka
because the implication that she's putting out there
of my mother,
is very damaging in our culture.
- Your mom is a witch. - Hey. No.
- She can attack me all she wants,
but to attack my mother, that's out of line.
- Can I get you ladies started with anything to drink?
- I'll just take water, no ice, with lots of lemon.
- No problem. Okay, of course.
- I'll have, um,
was it a passionfruit mimosa that I saw?
- Oh, yeah, they're really good.
- Thank you. I'll have that. - Gotcha. No problem, hon.
- Let's start from the beginning.
So, before I even, like, spent time with this group
and was even in, like, the group's presence,
um, my cousin-in-law, Lebe,
received phone calls from your family.
Two weeks before I was even part of this group,
and this is even before
my first interaction with Ashley,
Ivy expressed that Wendy informed her
that another person would be joining
the circle of friends
and that she was really upset about it.
- There was some issue with you possibly using her name
because she felt that it was somewhat of a clout chase.
- I actually know of Wendy.
She's good friends with my cousin-in-law.
I met her once at a concert,
and we had a conversation, and she was nice.
- Something had happened where there was some rumor
about her family being shunned or something.
They are Osu, cursed or something like that.
- I don't know if she is. I know I'm not.
That already set the tone for me,
'cause I knew that you guys had something against me
or disliked me.
- So, can we stop there?
The biggest thing for me is, you called my mom a witch.
- I did, but that came after the phone calls.
- You have to understand that that's not what I was told.
I have spoken to my mother. I have spoken to my sister.
Both of them categorically deny
the accusations that you're making.
Nneka is saying that
you called Lebe,
and you said something along the lines of, um, a shrine.
- Hmm.
I called Lebe. - Okay.
- Because I wanted to make sure
they realized it's very hard to find a friend.
- Hmm.
- Very easy to make an enemy.
- You keep on levying these false claims.
So, what did I do to you?
- Wendy, all the stuff--
- I'm asking you a simple-- I'm asking you a simple question.
- I'm-I'm answering. I'm answering.
Your family was acting on your behalf.
- You see, you keep on saying my family.
- You-- but your mom submitted my name to a shrine.
It has impacted me. It's impacted my family.
Everyone in Nigeria is--
like, it's-- you know what it means.
**
- Your mom submitted my name to a shrine.
As a Nigerian, you know what that means, too.
It has impacted me. It's impacted my family.
Everyone in Nigeria is--
like, it's-- you know what it means.
- You know for a fact the impact of calling
somebody or somebody's family member a witch and then--
- Your mom submitted my name to a shrine.
- Uh, can-- okay, she did not.
- I'm willing to even put that aside
for us to move forward.
- So, can you not say,
"I apologize for calling your mom a witch,
and those allegations are not true?"
Can you say that? - I can say
that I-I apologize for calling your mom
the name of a witch,
and I apologize for calling you a bitch, as well.
- Okay, thank you for your apology.
- Wendy, this has actually been a very disturbing
and, like, this whole encounter, all these issues, from day one,
the phone calls, everything, the-the crackhead.
- Were you there, or were you still in L.A.
smoking crack? - Oh!
- Crack 'cause that's what I smoke?
Be careful with the allegations.
- You see what-- you see what you do?
You see what you do? - But, no,
because you're only talking about yourself.
- You see what you do? - You're not--
you-you're not understanding that I have been
deeply impacted, as well.
- And I have, and so have my children.
**
- Never came for your kids.
Let's be-let's be clear. - You-you-you're Nigerian.
You're Ibo. - I never--
I'm not gonna yell. - You know what that means.
- I don't wanna yell and--
- You called their grandmother a witch.
- Wendy-- - When you called
their grandmother a witch, in our culture,
it reverberates throughout the whole lineage.
You know that because to get--
- And when you submit somebody's name in a shrine--
- Because those-- you see the difference?
- You're destroying their lineage, as well.
When I entered this group,
knowing that there was another Nigerian,
I expected us to be listening to Afro beats.
I thought we would be actually Ibo sisters.
But to think that, from the beginning,
she did everything in her power,
and combined with her mom and her sister,
to scare me from being part of this group,
and it's sad because, like,
there's room for everybody here.
- You see the difference between you and I?
I'm talking about the fact
that you called my mom a witch, in my face.
I can say tangibly you did that.
You're talking about something that is hearsay and third party.
That's the difference. That's the difference.
- Well, Le-Lebe can testify to what she was told about me.
- On that note, I'm gonna tell you where I am.
I am moving forward, and we can coexist.
Clear that you do not want peace.
- No, you don't want peace. - You don't want peace.
Your-your behavior-- it's your behavior.
- No, you just like to be a manipulator.
You like to be a manipulator. [laughing]
- Oh, gosh.
She doesn't want peace. I am not doing this.
- Can you take my mic off?
I-I wanted to apologize,
but she doesn't want the apology that I'm giving.
I feel like I'm gonna cry but not because of her.
- Yeah, okay. - But, like,
she knows all those things happened.
She knows what the (BLEEP) her family did.
- Mm-hmm. - But she can't admit to that.
- Mm-hmm. - She really can't
because how can you say that,
like, your aware that your family tried to bully me?
- Mm-hmm.
- It's ridiculous.
**
- Oh, have we started drinking?
- It's Friday.
- You share.
Is this tequila? - Of course.
I don't know what's going on there.
Are you practicing your lines?
- I was.
Can I have a coaster?
- Did you go shopping?
- This-- you know, this is from,
like, two weeks ago when my mom was here,
and I took her to Dior.
- So, money that you spent that you really didn't need to
'cause obviously it wasn't that important
that it's still in the box two weeks later.
- No.
Money that I spent because I needed retail therapy
because I'm busy and exhausted,
and I haven't had time to open it.
- Well, you know, not to be a nag or anything
but-- - Then shut up.
- Oh, it's so beautiful. That's--
That is a beautiful bag. - Isn't it so pretty?
This is the color, like-- - Oh, my gosh.
What was that? Ten grand?
- No, it was not.
- It was four digits.
- It's four digits. - Okay, so, remember
when I was working at that rooftop bar.
- Mm-hmm. - And you were always
complaining that I wasn't here.
- Your schedule is never the same,
and I think about what it would even look like
to have children.
- If they book a ----ing event for 500 people,
guess who has to be there. - If you cuss at me one more time--
- Right, so, it's now the opposite.
- Oh. - You're always gone.
- Yeah.
There's always something going on.
Right now, I'm getting ready
for the second leg of the Deep Space tour.
- Two, three... - all: Deep Space!
[cheering]
- Chris is still working from home
doing content for his YouTube.
- We're gonna make some nachos.
- What are they called? Um, influencer--
what is it called? Influencer?
- Content creator stuff!
So it's-it's mayhem every day.
- I'm expressing to you my feelings
that we don't have a lot of time
'cause you're busy. - We don't.
That's true. I agree with that.
You need to cut this. This is ugly.
- Well, so, I'm gonna finish speaking now
and get to my point. - Oh.
Oh, you're gettin' froggy with me.
- My issue is that you are very busy.
You're never here, and I don't have time with you.
- Okay, so, you're saying you wanna spend more time with me.
- Yeah. - I-- okay.
I-I wanna spend time with you, too.
- Okay. - Like, there's-there's not a--
That's not an issue. - So--
So, that then leads itself into...
IVF stuff.
- Yes. - I mean...
we got some ice cubes. They're ready
to be defrosting but-- - We have--
we have some ice cubes.
Yes. - We are freezing eggs.
- Embryos.
Okay, it's all in.
- Have you thought about it?
You know, like, what's your timeline?
- I think about it all the time.
I think about it every day.
My concern, if I'm to get pregnant,
is there any correlation
between all the hormones that could accelerate
whatever is growing in my boob?
- Sure.
- I didn't tell you that
my doctor sent me a letter,
but, like, the way that they wrote it
was very weird.
Are you gonna read it, or you want me to read it?
- I'm gonna-I'm gonna glance over it.
- "Your test shows no signs of breast cancer."
- I-I can read.
- "We recommend that you continue
with your routine follow-up."
- And you were concerned because...?
- I have a family history of breast cancer.
- Right.
But they told it's just, like, a swollen lymph node.
- But that is the idea that there is something
growing there-- - I know.
- ...That's not supposed to be there.
- I-- and I get that. I do.
But you just got a letter
because this doctor did the tests.
- I want the doctor to take the sh-- out.
- Okay, and we're gonna take care of it.
We'll go look at it again.
I tell you this all the time. There are gray areas,
and I'm not saying-- - There is not gray area
with your health, Chris.
That is your ----ing problem now.
You think there's a gray area with your health,
but if you don't take care of it,
then you're not ----ing here.
- If there's nothing to take care of,
then there's nothing to take care of.
- Yes, but I don't-- - Okay, that's--
no, it's just yes, okay, I understand you.
You understand me. Yes or no.
- Okay.
- Coming up...
- I ain't listening to your raggedy ass.
- Okay, blah-blah-blah- blah-blah-blah.
- Uh-huh.
We go blah, blah, blah, (BLEEP) you. Yeah.
- Blah-blah-blah- blah-blah-blah-
blah-blah-blah-
blah-blah-blah, blah.
- You look pretty. - Thank you.
- How you feel? - I feel good.
- I have to do this all over again next year.
- Mom, you're not even gonna care next year.
- You're gonna be like, "All right, let's go.
Get in the car." - You're gonna be like,
"We have to do this all over again."
- I'm gonna be like-- - "I mean, why am I even going?
Why I even going? - I did this last year.
Hey, graduate-graduate!
It's a lot.
You know, Grace is my firstborn.
- I'm ready. - Ready to go?
- Yeah. - You feel grown?
- For sure. - You do?
- Yeah.
- And then to know that, like, the twins are leaving,
this is-this is some moments for Gizelle.
- You guys are gonna make me cry, seriously.
- Open it. - We won't.
- Aww. - Guys, this is so sad.
I can't cry. I can't. I can't.
- You won't cry. You'll be fine.
- Sometimes I look at the pictures, and I'm like,
oh, my gosh, it seems like eight lifetimes ago,
but then I look at it, and it has gone by like that.
Adore, what are you doing, seriously?
- I'm cutting the butter. - Okay.
- Ooh. - Boom.
Okay, Grace, Grace. [laughing]
This looks good on you, Grace. Oh, my stars.
- No, because you're 11. - No, I'm 12!
- Oh, that's right. You're 12. [laughing]
I had three daughters under the age of 2
that I was raising.
So, for them to grow up and for them to be so close
and loving to each other, is beautiful to see.
All right. Y'all go get y'all's shoes.
- Wait, why are we putting shoes on?
- Because we're getting ready to leave.
- Oh, right. - What time is it?
- Yeah, it's time to go. - Oh!
- Um... - Eh? What?
- I'm super proud of you. - Thank you, mom.
- Really, you're my firstborn graduating from high school,
going off to this cold, mean, nasty world.
- Hmm.
- And you're doing it with a smile on your face.
I've given you all the tools to succeed.
Be yourself. Follow your gut.
Praise the Lord. - Right. Right, amen.
You're gonna cry? - Yes.
Okay, Grace, I love you.
You're my little angel. - Aww.
- You're my little sunshine. Let's get it!
Graduate 2023-- Grace Gizelle Bryant!
- Whoo! - Wait, mom. I'm not ready.
**
- Grace Gizelle Bryant. [applause]
- Whoo! Go, Grace.
Whoo-whoo-whoo.
- I really want to thank you for being an incredible big sister,
uh, to Angel and Adore and, uh, a role model.
You are always the life of the Bryant party.
- I love when the fam-bam shows up.
- It's hard for me to believe, Grace,
that now you're moving on to college.
We love all three of you, but you'll always be
my number one grandchild. [laughing]
- I am blessed to be her mom.
- You're gonna do great things wherever you go.
And we're really proud of you.
**
- Hi. - Hi. How are you?
- Good. How are you?
- Got a lotta new things in the store,
so take a look around. - Perfect.
- Hello. - Hi. How are you?
- Hi. Nice to see you. Thank you so much.
- Hey, girl. - You look so pretty in blue.
- You, too.
**
- Hi, ladies. How we doin'?
- Hey, what's up, girl? - We're going to the D.R.
- We are. Yes. - You look so cute.
- You, too. - Hey, baby.
You look so pretty.
- Muah. How are you? Thank you.
- These are cute. - For D.R.?
- Yeah. - I do need some shorts, though.
- I plan on getting in the water.
- Good for you.
- So, like, I'm taking this weave out
and just doing a little middle part bun.
- Good for you, girl.
- Oh, look, we can get this for Karen.
- This is cute. I might get this.
- What is it? - Turning 60,
looking 40, but feeling 20. - Oh, that's cute.
- Oh, that's really cute.
Okay, so, Mia, you and Karen, what is up wit' y'all?
- We're good. - Yeah.
- Because I know what I'm dealing with
when it comes to her. - Mm-hmm.
- I think that Karen is fun when she wants to be fun.
- Yeah.
- But then there's certain times when she's around certain people
that I just don't vibe with her. - Right.
- Like, good or bad? - Like, for instance,
at Happy Eddie's event, as soon as she started talking,
I was like, oh, okay, this is the energy
that I'm gonna get today because Wendy is here.
- Did you all talk? - We talked.
We talked. Yes, we did. - You did?
- Yeah. - It's like, you know what?
I apologized for, in the heat of our dispute,
calling you out of your name and calling you a bitch
and your mother getting lost in the crossfire.
- Right.
- That wasn't good enough for her.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause she doesn't want to move forward with you.
- She doesn't. - Yeah.
- I feel like the meeting wasn't really successful.
She tried to gaslight me, and I'm just like
let me just forget she exists
and just enjoy myself with my friends.
Where is my little stash?
I had a little stash of clothes I wanted to get.
- This is so cute.
You look like a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.
- I am. [laughing]
- This fits all? - Yes.
- So, these will fit my husband?
- No. [laughing]
- Do you even wear-- do you even wear underwear?
- Are you guys all set? - We are.
- Look, I got my jungle panties for the D.R.
- Oh, no, not-- I can't have this teeth on my crotch.
- Oh, that's hilarious. - Is this a-- I'm sorry.
- That's giving fire crotch, for sure.
- If I was a guy, and this girl had on this underwear,
I would run.
- I don't think any guy would run
if they saw you in your underwear.
- Right. She-she ain't lying, though.
- Coming up next...
- All I need, is a simple room alone with a water view.
- Girl, what don't you want people to see?
You take that wig off?
I know how you look when you take that wig off.
Give Karen her own room!
- Okay, thank you. - You're welcome.
- I personally stand in a great place
with everyone in the group, even with Mia,
but it's okay. Let the fun begin.
Hello, I'm here for it.
**
- I extended the invitation to Keiarna, as well,
because I already actually knew her before
'cause of my friendship with Gizelle.
**
- Whoo, AC.
- Yeah, you feel the air. - I do.
**
- Can I get a champagne, please? Yes.
- All right, ladies.
I need you all to get as excited as I am for this trip.
[cheering] [laughing]
- Okay, starting off on a good foot.
- So, we are staying on a property that has 380 acres.
- Okay.
- So, we're gonna have golf carts.
- Oh.
- And we're all staying in a large villa together.
- Okay, one villa. - Oh.
- Together? Everybody? - Fun.
- I don't have an agenda as far as, like,
kumbaya-type sh--. You know what I'm saying?
- Okay.
- Okay, how are you feeling now? Good?
- I'm feeling better. - Good. Yeah.
- I need a ----ing vacation.
So, if y'all see me on someone's beach, half naked,
don't ask no questions, okay?
- When you and Gordon are done,
that's when you're gonna start being a ho?
- Like, when I'm in my, like, late 50's, early 60's--
- So, you're planning on you and Gordon being done?
- That's what she's planning.
- I mean, Gordon--
Okay, let's be real.
- I have a supermom bag, baby.
It's-it's locked and loaded for everyone--
Advil, Clorox wipes, uh, Poo-Pourri.
- Poo-Pourri, that's important.
- I mean, I have all the things.
- What, in the [indistinct]. - Yeah, yes.
This-this is a mom bag. This is my --
- Well, Robyn, I wanna personally thank you
for bringing us to Casa de Campo
because I've always wanted to come
because Ray comes here every year to that villa.
- Oh, he does? - That-that particular area.
- He does? - Yes.
It's the Casa de Campo resort. Are you familiar with it?
- Yes, is that where you're going?
- Oh, that's where I'm staying, darling.
- Oh, that's where I go. - Oh, that's where you go.
Oh, well, wonderful.
- I've stayed at, uh, many a different villas there.
- Twenty-seven years ago, I rang the villa phone, right?
We were newlyweds.
I was on the lovebug juice,
and my husband annually goes to the D.R.
for his trip to go golfing, and, you know, I called.
Girl, I didn't know what I had married because when...
[laughing]
- Who picked up the phone? - Did a girl pick up?
- Right. - A girl picked up the phone.
- Wait a minute. Who was the girl?
- She says...
- But you can order girls out here, I heard.
- Oh, everything.
- But they all stayed in this villa.
You got a butler.
You got a cleaning lady. - Oh, it's like the butler. Oh.
- She picked up the phone. That's Ray's story, at least.
That's his story. - Okay.
- Ray tells me that this was the cleaning lady.
- Maids don't do that.
What maid do you know answers the phone?
If you're a maid, and you answer the phone,
please D.M. me,
because Ray done pulled the okie-doke on Karen,
and she need to know it.
- We're still married 27 years later.
- Shoot. - Okay, it worked.
- I did hear that you should not let your man
come here without you. - Don't say that.
My man comes here every year.
- I used to be the girl on the golf trips, okay?
- Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. - Yeah.
- That's crazy.
- I'm done.
- Okay, so, this is the resort. - Wow.
- Okay. - It's big.
- Yes. Oh, my, I love all the white.
It's like Greece.
- Let's see this thing.
- So pretty. - Okay.
- Casa de Campo. - Welcome to D.R.
- Oh, we got golf carts? - Yes.
- Thank you, Robyn.
I love that there's a private pool
and a private chef.
- Robyn Dixon did good,
and this is going to be a good trip. I feel it.
- I would like to know.
You know, since Juan clearly has a penchant
for paying for the hotels of perfect strangers from Canada,
did he help Robyn pay for this villa for the girls?
- Hola.
- Hi.
Welcome to your home. - Thank you.
- Pleasure meeting you. - Gracias.
- Oh, it's so nice. - This is so pretty.
- Buenos dios. - Hi.
- Casa Linda? Who is Linda?
- Cheers. - Cheers, baby.
- Okay, wait. Let's do a toast to having fun.
- Yes. - To Robyn hosting us.
- Yes. - Let's do a toast to no drama.
- No drama.
- And let's do a toast to getting drunk!
[cheering]
[cheering continues]
- Yes! Yes!
- I just need to use the restroom.
- Okay.
- Ooh.
So, I had, like, a few glasses of champagne,
not thinking anything of it, and then my ulcer kicks in.
Literally, all of a sudden, I can't breathe.
I feel like I have a temperature.
My brain is, like, about to explode,
and all I'm thinking is, like, God, please let me land.
I did not wanna make a scene on this plane,
but I feel horrible.
- Ash? - Huh?
- Is it a single use? - Yes.
- Oh, great. Okay.
- Welcome to Casa de Campo, girls.
If you are ready, I will show you your house
in the paradise, okay? - Okay, perfect.
- Love it. - Yes.
- Let's go see our room.
I'm so excited, Robyn.
- So, you know, the primary room.
- Oh, this is Robyn's room. - Oh, let me see what Robyn has.
- All right, Robyn. Robyn, now.
- Oh.
- Let's see what your room got.
- The view... - Oh, my God.
- It's cute, cute, cute. - Oh, damn. What?
- Okay. - We-we didn't see--
we gotta see the rest. - Okay.
- The next one is double. - This is a double.
- Exactly. - Okay.
- Robyn, whose quarters are this?
- I don't know yet. We gotta check 'em all out.
- Okay, girls, so we have the other rooms right here.
- Okay, okay. - Okay.
- Okay, girls, enjoy your stay with us.
- Thank you. - My pleasure.
- Bye. Thank you. - Bye-bye.
- Mucho, mucho gracias.
- So, here is the deal. There's eight bedrooms.
Four of them are singles.
So, clearly, somebody has gotta share.
Karen, I want to bestow upon you an experience
that you've never had before in this group.
- Mm-hmm.
- So, you will be in one of the doubles.
[laughing]
* Pass me by O gentle Savior *
No, ma'am. No, ma'am, not having it.
- No?
What's the problem?
Robyn and Gizelle have had to do it multiple times.
[laughing] - What the hell?
**
Is this the last room?
Where is, um, Robyn gonna sleep?
- Well, y'all are gonna share.
I don't ----ing know. - What?
- You guys aren't really leaving.
- No, we really are.
We don't have a bathroom, and there's men in this house.
[toilet flushing]
- Is your steamer on? - No. Guess what.
Every time somebody flushes the toilet,
hear the waterpipe. Here we go.
- Considering that Gizelle and I have had to share
multiple times, Gizelle will have her pick
at whatever single she wants.
- Hey, hey!
- Next, Nneka, um... - Yes. Yes, Robyn?
- Because you are new to the group,
I really want you to have a lovely experience.
You will have a single.
- Ooh! - Congratulations, Nneka.
- This is how you throw a trip. I'm telling ya.
- I didn't expect that one. - I didn't expect that either.
- So, in the last single,
although she's never shared a room,
now that I think about it, Ashley.
- Ooh. - Huh? What happened was...
- You've never shared a room.
- But it's my birthday. - Oh, it's your birthday.
- It's your birthday. - Do I get it for birthday?
- Yes, for your birthday. - Thank you.
- High five, Ash. - Thank you, Robyn.
- You made it.
- That leaves the three of y'all.
- Yeah, cool. - Okay.
- And I assume-- - So, we can pick any of the doubles?
- You can pick the doubles. - All right. Let's do it.
- Where are the doubles? - And, I-I mean,
I would assume that-that Wendy and K
are probably more comfortable than Mia and Wendy.
- Girl, it don't matter. It's two days.
I live in luxury every day of my life.
- Mia and K.
- Girl, no, we're not doing this. Okay, no.
So, credit card, cha-ching.
- Karen, before you sell your soul for a room-- Karen!
- I just need a room with, like, a view of the water.
- Karen, please.
- No, no, no, no, excuse me. - I'm gonna give you my room.
Karen, calm down.
I'm staying with Mia. - They can share a toilet.
- You can have my room. - Where is your room?
- It's a single. - I don't know yet,
but it's a single.
Isn't that what's more important to you?
- No, the view. The water is, too.
- Is that a single? - That's a single.
- So, there's two doubles in here, over here.
- But we don't have to be over here.
We could be over there. - But I like it over here.
- You like it over here? - Yeah.
- All I need, is a simple room alone with water view.
My thing-- - So, are you really--
are you leaving the resort?
Are you leaving the resort? - Oh, no, I'm staying here.
- How can you stay here if Robyn has already divided the rooms?
- Easily. - How?
- It's called Benjamins. We're good.
Here we go.
- That works.
- Why are we yelling over these rooms?
- Okay, well, quit sussin' it out.
So, do you two wanna share?
- No. - No.
- There's four double beds. One, two--
Ashley and Mia share one.
You get a double. Go. - By yourself.
- Yeah. That's what I'm trying to say.
You still got a double. - Bye, girl.
- Everybody, let's get back on track.
I do like a little bit of the view
because I am claustrophobic. None of y'all ask why.
If y'all had really gave a (BLEEP), you would ask.
- Why would we ask you that? - Claustrophobia--
I don't like being boxed in.
- Girl, like, it's-- what don't you want people to see
in the middle of the night? You take that wig off?
I know how you look when you take that wig off.
I guess, yeah, no, I get it now.
Yeah, you don't want anybody to see that.
Yeah, I get it. Give Karen her own room!
- Ashley, what happened? - Where are you staying?
- Ashley offered her room. - I saw that. I heard.
- To Karen?
- And then Karen turned her nose up
'cause she's more worried about the view.
- Shut up, Robyn, with your description of bullsh--.
Shut up. That is your-- - And then now she--
if you just took Ashley's offer, your ass would be right here,
and you'd have a view! - Robyn, just shut up.
Just shut up. Shut up. - No, I'm not shutting up!
- Shut up. I ain't listening to your raggedy ass. Uh-huh.
- Okay, blah-blah-blah- blah-blah-blah.
- Uh-huh. We go blah, blah, blah, (BLEEP) you. Yeah.
- Blah-blah-blah-blah- blah-blah-blah-blah.
Blah-blah-blah-blah. - We're not doing this.
We're gonna have fun.
Fun, fun, fun. - We're done.
- This is fun. Blah-blah-blah- blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
Coming up next...
- Grande dame of Potomac.
- Dun-dun-dun-dun.
- ----ing stupid. I don't need to be a part of it.
- Okay, I'm really gonna need my room now.
Is she here?
I need her to show me my room and bring a key.
Oh, my God, you-you have no idea how it feels
to fight off hyenas.
[knocking] - Come in!
- Hi. - Hey, mama.
- Okay, so, the plan... - What's the plan?
- Sounds like a lot, but we can make it happen.
- Oh, Lord. - So, 7 o'clock,
we're gonna leave here to do night golf, you know.
- So, athletic clothes? - Uh, yeah.
Then, after night golf, we're coming back here
and changing for dinner. - Got it.
- Me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
I have no ----ing room. No room!
- What transpired? What happened to your room?
- I tried. - So, what does that mean?
- I'm-I'm homeless at-at Casa de Campo.
The manager, she got scared of us
because we were too loud.
So, I'm gonna be funky on this couch
'cause I'm not going to nowhere land
because of Robyn.
- So, you're not willing to stay with Mia,
your friend.
- Do you hear Mia's backstabbing comments?
No, ma'am. No, I'd rather stay on this sofa.
- Mia is not backstabbing. I think--
- I'll stay right on this sofa.
So, if I have to (BLEEP) her up, I will.
- Okay, Karen, this is what I will say.
- Oh, what is it? You're gonna take me in?
Yes, you are!
- I will... - Oh, what?
- Stay with Mia.
- Aww. - Oh, you are so nice!
- You can have this room.
- Robyn, get your raggedy ass out the, uh, view, please.
- You were funky to her, and she said,
"(BLEEP) it, bitch." - I wasn't--
- I'll stay in my room." - No, I asked questions, Robyn.
- And then now, she's being nice, again.
- See, Robyn, you could learn from me.
You could take a page out of my book.
Ask the question. All I asked, was about the view.
That's all I asked. - Oh, I don't want no pages
out of your book. - Okay. All right.
I appreciate it.
And thank you for saving me, Ashley.
- You owe me one. - Oh, I got-I got it.
- Okay. - I got it.
Don't make it ridiculous, though.
- I'm gonna cash in. I'm gonna cash in.
- You need-- you need to apologize.
- You need to get the (BLEEP) out of my face.
**
- Hi. - Hi.
How are you? - Good.
- You are clean, and fresh, and look great.
- Yes, ma'am. I washed my butt
for a refresh-- - So, wait a minute. Is this--
are you in here by yourself? - I am here alone,
and I welcomed the girls. - Really?
- Mm-hmm. What? - Okay, I'm--
I was just concerned 'cause how-how do you feel?
'cause I know the-- - I'm fine.
- The plane ride was a hot mess. - Yeah, yeah.
- Keiarna is a Baltimore girl.
She used to be a hairstylist,
and so she has a relationship with Kal.
- Hey, Keiarna, how-how you doin'?
So happy to see you. Muah. How are you?
- So, I know her through Kal, and she's a sweet girl.
We got here and-- - I know.
I almost did a croak on y'all, but now I'm fine.
I'm-- honestly, I'm fine.
Thank you 'cause nobody else gave a damn about me today.
- K visibly has been sick, and her so-called friends
can't even check on her to see how she's feeling.
I mean, you know, typical.
All right. - I'll be-- I'll be ready.
- If you need anything, let me know.
- Thank you so much. - Okay.
**
- How you doin'? - I am good.
We made it safely. - Okay.
- Yeah. Oh, my God, I am so good.
Was a big hoo-rah-rah because I wanted a room
with just a sliver of sunlight.
Are you laughing?
Oh, I--
**
- Hi. Hi.
- Is this golfing attire? - Yes.
- Okay, I like. I like.
- This is resort golfing attire.
- I like the shoes. - Thank you.
- Okay.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hi, ladies. - Oh, my gosh.
- What is happening?
Are we gonna go play some golf or what?
- Yes, we are. - Yes.
- So, I've been thinking.
- Okay, okay, what?
- Nneka is new to the group, right?
- Yes. - And we like her.
- Yes. - And, you know,
Karen was throwing a little shade on her house.
- Uh-huh.
- Like, what did Karen have to say about all of this?
- Oh, she tried me, honey.
- Did she? - Mm-hmm.
- What'd she say?
- She tried to say I was in North Potomac.
- This part is considered North Potomac.
- Well, this part is Potomac.
- But this part is Potomac if you say it is,
because this is your new home.
- But, honey, I can't make up the maps.
- And I didn't like that because, like,
Nneka, you live in Potomac-- Potomac proper.
- Proper. - You're 20854, honey.
- Yeah. - And you're an owner.
Your name is on the deed. - Right.
- Okay, so, I was thinking about crowning her
the new Grande Dame of Potomac.
[laughing]
She owns a house in Potomac.
Who and what Karen is to this world
is very grande-ish.
So, yes, I bestowed upon her the title of grande dame.
So, you know, if I give somebody a title,
if I give it, I can take it.
- Karen is gonna die. - What?
- Out to the pool area.
- Okay, golf.
- Hello.
- Candiace is at the Masters.
[laughing] - I am.
- Hi, Miss Ashley. - Hello. How is your room?
- The room-- your room is very nice.
Thank you. - No, your room, girl.
That ain't mine. - My room is very nice.
- Are you by yourself? - Yes, yes.
- Oh, okay. - Yes, yes.
- Um, I know we have a-- we have a--
do we have a special presentation?
- We do have a special presentation.
- Oh. - Okay, okay.
- Well, yeah, can you guys stand on this side?
- Yeah.
So, this is a special group, as we all know.
A lot of things have transpired
over the past 365 days or so.
- Uh-huh.
- Nneka, recently, you moved to Potomac.
- Mm-hmm.
- And you purchased your home.
- Yes, I did. - You told me that
Karen had been there. - Yes.
- And she kinda gave you some shade about your house.
- Oh, you told on me, Nneka. - I did.
- That I shaded you?
That was supposed to be a girls' moment.
- Yeah, you know-- - Listen.
I said I'd never been on that street,
and I've-I've lived in Potomac-- - No, you said that you--
this is North Potomac, but it's not. That's okay.
- It's all good. Nneka is good. She's good.
- 82054.
- Are-are-are you sure, Karen? - Yes.
- Okay, very good, very good.
So, we are now officially at a coronation.
- Oh. - Do we have music?
- Am I blowing the horn?
- Yes, you're blowing the horn.
[vocalizing]
There is now a, um, new...
Grande Dame of Potomac. [vocalizing]
[singing fanfare]
- All right.
- Grande Dame of Potomac-- that is a heavy title,
but, I mean, it's probably light for me.
[laughing]
Oh, my goodness. I just--
- The-the homeowner that you are.
- They just can't help themselves, can they?
- Any opportunity
that this sinister imp has
to inflict pain on others, she's going to take it.
I don't need to be a part of that fool--
that's so ----ing stupid.
I don't need to be a part of it.
Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac."
- Karen. - Karen.
- how many sexual partners have you had
in the past five years?
- Is it wet dreams, too? [laughing]
- Are you with Gordon for financial reasons?
- When I met his ass, he was broke as hell.
- Who want a broke-ass man?
I wasn't being disrespectful to your marriage.
- Yes. - You said I was--
I was screwing a-a rapper. - I am human, too.
- Yeah, you are. - And I bleed, you know.
- Which is why I haven't shared the true story.
**