- Previously, on The Real Housewives of Potomac...
- Before this whole financial crisis...
- Mm-hmm.
- I had actually retained a lawyer
to file for divorce.
- What? - I know.
- You know, when Mia the stripper
got with Gordon, maybe she really thought
that she was gonna be able to sit back
and live a life of leisure.
- Well, we are staying on a property
that has 380 acres.
- Toast to no drama. - No drama.
- And let's do a toast to getting drunk!
[cheering]
- Yes.
- Your ass will be right here, and you have a view.
- Robyn, shut up. Just shut up.
I ain't listening to your raggedy-ass.
Uh-huh. - Okay!
Blah-blah-blah-blah- blah-blah.
- Blah-blah-blah-- (BLEEP) you.
I've been working hard with my new trainer.
- What's his name? - What's his name?
- Then you'll know him.
Move on. - Oh.
- I know you're excited
about Grace going away to college.
- Yeah. - But do you ever, like,
have concern about her going to school
in Florida?
- Yes, 100%. - You do?
- Did you notice the way that Wendy and Candiace
were, like, looking at each other?
- It's really ----ed up. - Right.
- I saw it.
I'm gonna talk about my daughter...
- Yeah.
- ...and you're gonna scrunch your face up?
- Yeah. - Get the (BLEEP) outta here.
- You're right. You're right.
- What were y'all talkin' about?
- What were y'all talking about?
[tense music]
What was the conversation that was being had?
- We can talk about it later.
- No. What was the conversation
that was being had?
- So, last night, like, I noticed the two of y'all,
like, looking at each other, kind of make--
like, smirking, like making facial expressions
surrounding the conversation about Grace.
- Mm-hmm. - And I picked up on it.
I didn't like it. - Mm-hmm.
- Um, but it happened, and I noticed it.
- I'm not going to speak on anyone's child.
I'm not gonna speak on your daughter
because, in the past,
you have weaponized Grace against me.
- Well, what does weaponized mean?
I need to understand. - I can speak for myself.
- When we were in New York two years ago,
you said that I gave your daughter a nasty look.
- You looked at my daughter cock-eyed crazy.
- Who is moving? You're moving us?
- Yes, Grace is. - Oh.
- She is a young driver.
- Candiace told me to move it.
- Okay.
- Any time it comes to a conversation
about your daughter, I do not want to speak on it
because of the environment that you, Gizelle,
have created surrounding your daughter
when it comes to me, with Grace.
- But it's not about speaking or not speaking.
It was the looks on y'all faces.
- You're overlooking, and they both give
each other funky faces at different times.
- Shade, the actual shade of it all,
everybody is shady. - This is good.
- Y'all are laughing, and it's fine,
but-but if I laugh about something,
it's problematic.
- It's about my child.
Karen, I get it. You don't wanna take sides.
You always wanna hump the fence.
You are the fence.
You know, we've had our issues,
but, uh, there's no way
I would let anybody disparage Rayvin.
So, I would think I would get that same respect from you
in return, but I'm not, and I see you.
- For myself, when I say I don't like Gizelle,
so, no, when she speaks,
I'm not listening. I am uncomfortable.
I don't want-- I don't want to deal
in anything that she has going on.
But when it comes to her children,
I want her children to be well.
- But then why did you chuckle, babe?
Like, why was there a chuckle?
Was it because you didn't wanna talk about Gizelle?
Like, it-it was in relation to Gizelle,
not-not Grace? Is that what you're saying?
- It had nothing to do with Grace.
- But that has nothing to do with her children
or anyone's children. - Don't do that.
- None of your children. - Okay.
- All right.
- We can leave it right there.
- Okay, ladies, all right, we're gonna leave.
We're going to back to the house.
Dinner will be at 8 o'clock at the house.
The chef is preparing food for dinner.
- Oh, okay, cool.
- And, Ashley, since we missed your Havana Nights party,
since it was canceled by the smoke...
- Oh! - Yeah.
I have the dancers coming.
We have quite a few decorations, very tropical.
I wanted something sexy where people would wear
the least amount of clothes they were comfortable with.
I have to cancel tonight's Havana Nights party.
Considering the air quality,
it is in everyone's best interest
and for all of our health.
- I asked all the ladies to bring
their Havana Nights outfit.
- Whoo!
- We're going to celebrate Ashley's birthday.
- We are going to Cuba and Dominican.
- There's a big spider by your ass.
- Where?!
- Okay, okay, arriba, arriba.
- Let's go, ladies.
**
[knocking on door] - Robyn?
- Come in! - Hello?
- Hi.
- Robyn, you're 38 minutes late
for your own dinner.
- Okay, but where's the rest of the ladies?
- Good night. - Good night, princess.
Don't forget to floss, you guys, okay?
- The kids and I are having a great time here.
- You guys are being good for daddy?
- Oh, hello. - Hi.
- Mama Mia. - Hello. Come on in.
Oh, your girlfriend is here, Gordon.
- Hey! Your second wife is here.
- You look-- you look so cute.
- Oh, okay!
- 'Cause it is Ho-vana night, honey.
- Turn around. - It is Ho-vana night.
- Do a turn. - It's giving Ho-vana.
[small cough]
- Yes, okay. - I love it.
- Havana Nights, baby.
- Hello. - Havana.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hi, ladies.
- Okay. - Can you pass
the, um, shrimp, Karen?
- What? - The shrimp.
[vocalizing]
- I thought we were about to sing.
- Yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!
[cheering]
- Ashley gives $2 ho 99.9% of the time,
but she's giving us lots of color, lots of plastic,
you know, the energy of a Chiquita $2 ho banana.
So, yeah, bravo, snaps.
- This is what I was gonna wear
to my birthday party that I didn't get to--
- Oh, my God! - So cute.
- Thank you.
Thank you all for dressing for the occasion.
- And she approved.
- Oh, my gosh! - Oh, wow.
- That is doing what it's supposed to do.
Where are my ones or my hundreds?
Where are my hundreds?
- Get my money. [laughing]
- That's actually pretty good.
- Cheers, Ashley.
- Cheers, babes. Cheers.
- Happy birthday. - Cheers.
- The dance moves are good, too.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Nneka is always so in character.
I love it. - You're so supportive.
- Is the chimi-- is that bowl chimichurri?
- No, that's--
- That's right here, chimichurri.
- Thank you.
- all: Sharing is caring.
- On that note, Robyn, Candiace,
let's not ignore the elephant in the room.
I mean, there were some strong things said
on the beach,
and-and you guys closed it out rather,
honestly, roughly.
So, my question is, is there any hope
that you guys could get back to progression
in your relationship?
- Um...
[chuckles, sighs]
Hmm...
What I experienced,
she thinks she did nothing wrong to me.
She literally slandered me repeatedly.
She, multiple times, told people
that I lied on her husband,
and I participated in a plot
in order to cover up for mine.
Do you know that is defamation,
what you wrote?
- It's not defamation... - And in the--
and in the articles that you repeated what you said.
- ...to speak about my feelings.
- I'll be honest with you.
I don't think that that's fair. - Okay.
- Because we don't know how we will react
if we are put in certain situations,
and I think the situation of her--
- She wasn't put in a situation.
That's the thing.
I didn't do anything to her.
I have repeatedly said
I don't think Chris had bad intentions.
I don't think it's a big deal.
I think, whatever you were saying,
was out of concern for your wife.
- Mm-hmm.
- Like, I regret expressing those sentiments.
I should have never shown any type of support,
if I knew that it was gonna get me here.
- Robyn is such a victim. - So, I'm telling you--
- Oh, no. - See, and then it-it--
Candiace, I'm not worried about the victim.
I am talking about what you did to me!
- In this moment, sitting here,
in Dominican Republic,
at this table-- - Mm-hmm.
- Do you still believe those things that you said?
- Um, I-I don't know.
I don't know. Um... - See?
[laughing] - Huh? Candiace.
- I-I don't know. - That makes no sense to me.
- There's nowhere for me to go. - It's like...
- But I-- - Nowhere.
- That makes no sense. - It-it does not,
at this point,
it doesn't matter. - It does.
- It doesn't matter.
I have presented myself as a friend to Robyn,
but-but for whatever reason,
you have taken on this victim mentality
when-when wasn't nothin' done to you.
- You know, when there is a firestorm
going on around me,
instead of reaching out and being like,
"Hey, girl, are you okay, this is crazy,"
but she chose to go to Twitter
and weaponize that platform against me,
and I don't know anyone that would take this crap
and be okay.
Cordial is all we gettin'. - At what point-- yeah.
- But I think you're still open to reconnecting with Robyn.
- I'm open to shutting the (BLEEP) up and moving on.
- Exactly.
- I'll be right back.
- Ashley, can you tell us a few things
that you learned in your 34th year?
- I learned that irrespective of
what everyone says-- - Yes.
- You just have to pursue what is in your heart.
- Yes.
- And I didn't do that, so I-I'm gonna always
advocate for that, but I'll tell my kids.
- Amen. - Ahh!
* Happy birthday to Ashley *
- Okay, don't blow up, baby girl.
* Happy birthday to you *
- Ahh!
I celebrated eight birthdays with these women.
* Happy birthday to you *
- Arriba, arriba!
- Through the birth of my children...
- He's, like, perfect.
- The opening and closing of my business...
Shut down your restaurant,
and this marriage will be over.
Now, I'm at a new chapter.
I'm excited, and I'm also very nervous.
- Almost safe.
Almost, almost. - Almost safe.
- But I still believe
these hard times that I'm going through,
they're just really gonna pay off.
A future Ashley is gonna look back at 35-year-old Ashley,
and I'm gonna be proud of me.
[cheers and applause]
We're gonna cheers to you guys
sitting next to each other and having a great time.
- Cheers. - Yes, Cheers!
[collective chatter]
- Get ready. Have a countdown.
Three, two, one!
[cheering]
[laughing] - Oh, no.
- Oh, Lord no.
They started pushing people in.
Now, they have lost their mind.
- Mia is such a wild child.
- What are we doing? It is late.
I'm ready to go to bed.
I need dessert and a brewski.
- Coming up next...
- Okay, so, Vern and I are friends, okay?
- Ashley, what did you do with Vernon 'cause I--
- I gotta use the bathroom.
**
- I get to see your face tomorrow.
- How is it going?
- It's going. We're having a good time.
Maybe a disagreement here or there,
but it's fine.
Today, we're going to visit a 16th century castle,
and then we'll do other activities,
like skeet shooting and tennis.
Mia, show my mama your culo.
Turn around. Show her your culo.
- Whoo! Hey, mama! - There you go.
[laughing]
- Hey, good morning, babe? How are you?
- I wanted to check in with you.
- I am.
It's so peaceful, right now, and, like,
I'm getting kinda sad. It's our last day.
- Are you coming back early?
'Cause usually you come back on Tuesdays?
My husband, Iyke, travels half the month.
It's really challenging trying to conceive.
You need to stop traveling and, like, find something here.
- And I'm telling you this-this will be over soon.
- And he's saying that he's gonna transition
his schedule to be more so in the Potomac area,
and I'm happy to hear him take those actions,
so we can really do this pregnancy journey together.
So, I'll see you back home with the dog.
- Bye. I love you, too.
[knocking]
- Hello? What you doin'? - Do you have time to chat?
- Yeah.
- Come on. Let's go by the pool.
- Okay.
- Anty-way... - This feels good.
- Okay, whew, chile.
Okay, I wanted to touch base
'cause we never really talked over
why I immediately said no to your trip to Surrey.
- Yes.
- She invited myself, Ashley,
Candiace, and Wendy. - Mm-hmm.
Hmm...
- So, I won't be attending.
The two people that you invited,
I feel like when you're with them,
you turn into a different version of Karen.
- Oh, Lord.
- I'm happy with where we are,
but when we get around the group,
for instance, yesterday at the beach,
there was a true intention
when it came to my daughter,
and I know how you feel about children.
- It was the looks on y'all faces.
- You're overlooking they both give each other
funky faces at different times.
- When are you gonna rise up and be like,
"Hey, children are off-limits?"
- I don't have sides,
and that bothers a lot of you guys.
- It's not a side. - Calm down.
- Okay. - I-I let you speak.
I have ridden with you.
(BLEEP) the group, okay? I have known you the longest.
And it's getting a little old to me
that anyone would call me out and say,
"Well, I want you to-to say, 'Children are off limits.'"
To me-- - No, you don't need to say that.
I'm shocked you did not say that.
- You had an opportunity as a mother--
- Mm-hmm. - To say that your damn self,
but you're coming at me, right now.
- So, we're not good. - The minute you--
- So, we're not good. - No, we are--
We are actually very good,
and this is what a good friend will do.
- No.
- Never known you to shake in your boots
like you're doing, right now,
because you won't talk to Candiace or Wendy.
I feel like that when Candiace is in the room,
you're much quieter.
- I'm totally fine. I'm totally fine.
- There's really nothing to face.
- Oh.
I am not the problem.
You have a problem with my friends.
Handle it.
I have my hands full. I'm busy.
- I don't wanna feel like
when I'm not with you, and you're with them,
you're trashing me.
- I don't say anything behind your back
that I won't say to your face.
- Okay.
- Gizelle has nothing going for her.
That's why she has to take jabs.
[buzzer sounds]
But she's so dumb she couldn't get handing off
my title right.
I'm very, very transparent,
and that's not an easy place to be in.
Even-even-- - Do that.
But-but don't switch energy.
When it comes to the two of them,
you never see the other person's point of view.
- I haven't, but-but I can do that moving forward.
- Okay. - 'Cause, to me,
you're not a bad person. - I know.
- Okay, you're not-- you're not the monster.
- I'm-I'm a great person. - Well, let them know it.
- Well, Robyn knows. - Are you done now?
Throwing a fit? - I'm coming closer to you.
Throw you in the water. [laughing]
- Come on.
How we gonna make it through this?
You gotta stop being so hard. - Same energy.
See this hug? [sighs]
I want this when I'm not around.
This-- just-- see, you like this hug.
- I don't mind it. [laughing]
- Karen and I love each other,
but, like Brandy and Monica, they hate each other in songs.
- It's fun when we're fighting, though.
Can we get back to fighting? - We can.
Brandy had a better career.
Yes, that would be me. [laughing]
You ain't right. Your breath stinks.
[laughing] - And your asshole stink.
- Have you smelled it, lately? - Yes, yesterday,
when you had the booty dress on.
You were cute. - Oh.
[laughing]
**
- It's so-- it's too hot for sunglasses.
- Oh, booty, whew.
- How are you?
- Damn, that's hot. Ooh, from the truck.
All set.
- Y'all, the heat is heating today.
- I think we're doing a tour and then eating.
- It's like a castle, right?
- Yeah, 16th century castle.
[sighs]
- Oh!
- We're in a little bit of a cobble.
- There you go. Here you go. Whoo.
- So, I thought it would be really cool
to come this restaurant at this beautiful place
called Altos de Chavon and do a little touristy thing.
- Oh, this is so pretty. Look it.
- I want pictures over here.
- Come on, guys. Let's do a group.
- And so, there is a little 16th century church.
It is rumored
that Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley
were married here.
[cheering]
- Say-say... [speaking foreign language]
[laughing]
- Y'all behave. It's a church.
God will bless us because y'all souls need saving.
- Oh, God, okay, Jesus, just kidding.
I repent. [laughing]
- This is so cute. - I'll keep my eye out then.
[meowing] - I want a couch.
- Sitting on the side closest.
- That's why I just stopped right here.
[speaking Spanish]
No?
- Don't be alarmed. - Aww, cuties.
- Everything is okay. - A French vanilla flavor.
- Can't take us nowhere. - So, who doesn't like cats?
[meowing]
- Um, the cat is coming. The cat is right there.
- It's by you. - Where? Where? Where?
- Put your legs up. - Ahh!
[laughing] - That was me.
- But did it touch you? Is that why--
- It was her foot. - It was me.
- She just thought it was the cat.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed. Okay, nobody look.
- Yes, girl. - Shrimp.
- Shrimp that's fried? - Yes.
- I will do the steak tacos.
- Coffee is healthier, right?
Because I'm actually scared to get my heart rate up
after getting the diagnosis.
Hence, I'm starting off, uh, with weight training.
- Karen, when we gonna meet this trainer, girl?
I mean, because you have been talking about him.
- All right. First of all, the last time I worked out
was with you guys.
Calm down. I have 5%...
of calcium in my carotid arteries.
- Does that mean that you need to clean your ears?
- You all know him probably but...
- We do? - His name is Vernon?
- Yes.
- We found out his name, Vernon. - Okay, Vernon Davis.
- Vernon is my trainer. - Google it.
- Vernon is my friend. - Google it.
- I feel like I know a Vernon. - And he said, "Well, Karen,
"I'm gonna take you through the training."
- Isn't he a football player? - Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He's a football player, right?
- Right. I said you guys know him.
This is Vernon.
- Is he single because, Ashley, you know?
- Oh, I know Vernon.
- How do you know Vernon?
- Okay, so, Vernon and I are friends, okay?
- Oh, okay. - Oh!
- Well, is there a story behind it?
- Friends-friends already?
- We're friends. Let's just leave it there.
- Already? - Like, friends with--
- Ashley, what did you do with Vernon 'cause I--
- I gotta use the bathroom. - You're friends already?
- Is this gonna be an awkward encounter
when you see him, again? - My bladder is full.
- Ashley! - Whoa!
- I gotta pee. I gotta pee.
Okay, yep.
**
- So, did I just tap on Ashley's booty call?
- Maybe.
- Well, no, she just said she-- the last time she had sex
was in January.
- And-and it was with a reoccurring old friend.
- Right. So... - Friend.
- Oh, was he the reoccurring friend?
- He's-he's her friend, she said.
- Maybe they're just dating. - There she go.
There she goes, right there. - Okay, all right.
- Oh, good, 'cause we got some questions, honey.
- What kinda questions we got? - Vernon questions, honey.
- Okay. - All right.
- Did you gather yourself up to answer the questions?
- It's okay, Ashley. - Yeah, I need--
I needed to pull myself. - Needed a minute.
- Okay, go ahead. - All right, my boo-boo.
- She had a minute.
- So, there is nothing that's transpired between Vernon and I,
but we have flirted.
The first time I met was, actually, I was with Michael.
It was at fight night, like, eight or nine years ago.
- And you saw him at the party.
- And then I saw him at your party.
- Did y'all connect? - So, he came-- he came at me,
hugged me and stuff. - Yes.
- He's like, "So good to see you,"
and I was like, "Good to see you, too, Vernon."
- Ooh, that looks good.
- We just-- look, we just talk on Instagram a little.
That's all. See? - Let me see.
- Oh, let's see. - That's a lot.
- Here we go. - That's not a little.
- It's just a little bit. That's all there is.
- What was the last? - It's-it's a lot of scrolling.
It's a lot of scrolling. - That's all it is.
- Ashley turned a whole shade of pink.
She was blushing. [fake laughing]
- I don't think I've ever seen Ashley like this.
I mean, this is, like, a little 7th grade crush.
- Vernon and Ashley... - Sittin' in the tree.
- K-i-s-s. - I-n-g.
[vocalizing]
- Vernon is fine, okay?
- His body is fierce. - Okay.
- My exercise that I wanna work on is inner thighs,
and he-he's putting it down.
That part-- - Damn, you're speaking of him
like you wanna drop the panties.
[laughing]
The inner thighs, Ashley.
- Gizelle, that is your language, not mine.
- Karen gettin' cardio.
Someone is working her out, and it ain't Ray, child.
Ray looking like the Peanut Man.
- I can do that move. I can do that.
- She's not asking, like, a real fitness trainer
that's not as cute.
She's asking Vernon.
I think it's clear, you know, what does she call it?
Eye candy, you know, she's hoping that she can
unwrap the wrapper and eat the candy.
- This is guacamole.
- Well, Gizelle and I had a talk today,
and y'all know I like to hang-- let it all hang out.
- Yes. - Mm-hmm.
- So, Gizelle brought it to my attention
that when I'm with you all, meaning Candiace and Wendy,
she felt as though perhaps my whole vibe changed.
- I think that, too. - Okay.
- When it's just us, you're a lot of fun.
- I know each and every one of you, and I'm--
- When she's with us, she is fun.
- Yeah, but sometimes when she's with everybody, and you guy--
and you guys are included, you're, like, meaner.
- You need to be accountable.
- Well, what do you wanna do?
You wanna ----ing beat me up or somethin'?
Hold me accountable. I'm here! I'm here!
Hold me accountable! - Accountable--
you lied the entire year.
Now, I never came after your marriage when I heard
that you met up with a rapper.
Okay. - Mean-- The demeanor?
- Do you feel the same way, Robyn?
- Yeah, your demeanor is mean.
- Well, my perspective is different 'cause we don't have,
like, the best, friendliest relationship.
- No, we don't. No, we don't.
- Okay. - So, I don't--
I have zero, like, expectations to, like--
- So you don't-- Thank you, Robyn, and zero for you, too.
- Karen has no problem letting people who are being rude
know that they're being rude.
- Which naturally, when we are in a group,
we tend to hash out our issues.
It's not that her energy has shifted.
It's that she's holding y'all accountable.
- I feel like, as an outsider coming into the group--
- Okay.
- I think the biggest disconnect that, sometimes,
that we don't really address, is that Gizelle, right,
I feel like between you and Candiace,
I'm not sure of the full backstory there,
but it's such a big, underlying tone that it--
- It doesn't need to be discussed.
- Candiace and Robyn, they were girls.
They were friends.
So, what you're seeing here, is not just people who are,
"Oh, I never liked her."
When you see me and Gizelle go at it--
- Right.
- That's because we were friends.
Gizelle, can you get some tissue?
- Here's a towel. - Not a towel.
- Go ahead and slither.
- I've gotten the critters. - What did you get?
- I've gotten, um, big tarantulas.
- I hate them so much. [laughing]
- Oh, she's-she's laughing.
[screaming]
[laughing]
- So, you're saying you guys are not friends.
At-at this point, you and Gizelle are not friends.
- We're not the friends we used to be. No.
- It's a no for you. - No.
- Okay.
That-that is the obvious, I feel like,
elephant in the room that everybody kinda ehh-ehh-ehh.
- Well, I mean, this was not progress,
but at least the issues are on the table.
- Coming up...
We talked about Ashley's divorce.
- Mia was more so of the position
that you are...
**
- Are we gonna do the activities now, Robyn?
- All right, we're just gonna roll out
and then split up for our activities,
tennis and-and skeet shooting. - Okay.
- Okay, good. - So, skeet shooters--
Ashley, Gizelle, K, and Nneka.
- So, these four are tennis. - Yeah.
- Yeah, shoot each other in the ass.
- All right.
- Let's go. Vamanos. - Okay, go. Okay, girl.
- Sounds good.
- That sun is ridiculous.
- I'm going to change for tennis.
- I'm going to do the same.
- Use the buddy system. See you guys in a sec.
- I might not come back.
[laughing]
- Well, this is breezy.
- Oh, gosh, let's hit some balls, girl.
- All right. Let's look at the ball.
- Maybe we can sit down.
Oh, hello. - Oh, hi.
- How are you? - Oh, we have an instructor.
- Okay, this, uh, it doesn't surprise me.
- Oh, God, that means we have to, like, do stuff.
- Girl, it's too hot for me to be hitting balls out here.
I mean, you could fry an egg on that court.
I'm sure skeet shooting wasn't that hot.
They probably had a little shade.
Uh-huh, and got us sweating.
Robyn thinks she funny.
- You can use this racket. - Oh, great.
- Oh, thank you.
- Uh, you can use this one.
- Have at it.
I know my position. Rah-rah-rah.
- Oh, she's gonna cheer.
- Hi.
- Mia, where are your sneakers?
- So, oh, honey, you know, um, at home.
**
- Hey, how are y'all? - Hey, hey, hi. How are you?
- Good, good. I'm Spencer. - Hi, Spencer.
- Nice to meet y'all.
Ready to do some shootin'? - Yeah.
- Yes, we are. - Who wants to go first?
- I wanna go first. - Let's do it. Let's do it.
- All right.
- And you'll definitely wanna put those earplugs in.
It's gonna be loud.
- Am I talking loud? - I don't know. Am I?
[laughing]
Can you hear me? - I can hear you.
- We can shout in each other's faces.
- Oh, he's putting them up in the air.
- Yeah. - Oh.
- Come on, K! - And then come right up.
Guide ya. - I'm looking at the bead.
Okay. - Wait on it. Now.
[gunshot] - Ahh!
- Right over the top.
- Did I get it? - No.
- That is much louder than I remember.
- This reminds of a carton a little bit. - Just a little high.
- Like those Looney Tunes when they have those little guns.
- She's about to shoot. - Okay.
[gunshot] - Oh, hit it.
- Okay, okay. - That was good. We hit one.
- We got one in, though.
Happy about that. - Yeah, yeah, very good.
- All right. Okay, your turn. - Very good.
- I'm ready. - Ready?
- I think. All right.
So, let me let you know somethin'.
- Yeah. - I'm very clumsy.
I'm uncoordinated, and I don't know
if I trust myself with this gun.
- Well, how do you feel now that you
have almost successfully been on a trip with us,
these wonderful ladies? - Very wonderful ladies.
First of all, thank you so much for inviting me.
I-I'm actually having a time.
- Here it comes. Wait on it.
Now. [gunshot]
- Um, for me, it just was about
getting to know everybody one-on-one.
- I get it. [gunshot]
- Got it. - Yay!
- Hey. - Hey, hey, hey.
- That was good.
- I am curious 'cause Wendy brought you around.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Did she try to, like, before bringing you around,
like, tell you about everybody? Like, say--
- No, actually, she didn't. - She didn't. Okay.
[gunshot]
- I mean, the shade was obvious, but she's never said,
"I don't like Gizelle." - Oh, okay.
[gunshot] - Yeah!
There we go. I can retire now.
I already hit my three.
- At the time, I feel like the pressing concern was, like,
her issue with Nneka, and it's so deep.
Even for me, it's like I'm trying to get it.
- Culturally. - Yeah, 'cause I--
- Oh, no, I think it's deeper on Nneka's side.
- What?
- The cultural significance, for sure.
- But for the cultural significance, so, for me,
if I say I'm happy to move forward with somethin',
and I really wanna be done with it,
I'm just gonna apologize and move forward.
- But did she apologize?
Are you telling her the same thing,
that she should apologize to me? - That was for you.
She was the one who felt offended.
- Have I not been saying I've been offended?
- She-she is offended, too. - Are you kidding me?
- This is the thing. [gunshot]
And you did what you needed to do,
and that worked for you. - Okay, okay. So, what?
- It didn't work for her, and that's the point.
- I don't care. - And-and that's fine.
- I'm just-- yes.
- So, there's no need to-- there's no extra agenda.
- So, what I'm saying is, don't stir pots
that are already piping hot.
- Is it-is it another issue?
Is there another issue? - I mean, you should know.
You wanna stir my pots.
You should tell me if there's another issue.
**
- There's no extra agenda. - So, what I'm saying is,
don't stir pots that are already piping hot.
- Who? - You're stirring pots by--
- Baby, that pot was four weeks ago.
That's an old pot. - That's what I'm saying.
We don't need your extra hands in the pot.
- No, no, no. This is your pot,
and I'm actually out of it. So, let's be clear.
- Thank you.
Yeah, I'm glad to hear that you're out of it
because this-- there's-- it's already overflowing.
It's hot lava. - Yeah, I'm out of this pot.
Yeah, it's tired stew, so I'm moving forward.
Girl, that tired-ass pot, I stirred it, stewed it,
and got off of it.
- I'm telling you. - Is this a Wendy thing?
Is it a Nneka thing? Is it a K thing?
There's nothin' to be confused about
'cause this is old and stale. - Girl, let's move on.
Let's move on. Let's move on.
- We've moved on.
- Another one. There you go.
- Good girls. Good girls.
- I was geting dizzy... I'm a little dizzy...
- Now, you are okay? - Yeah, just kinda...
- And hit it. - Yeah.
- Good job, Wendy.
- You want this?
- Now, let the racket go over the shoulder.
Easy, easy. - Okay.
- Nice. - Almost. More?
- Easy over the shoulder. - Thank you.
- Very good, Candiace. - Yes.
- You're done. Thank you, sir.
- You're very welcome. - Thank you.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you.
- Thank you for having us. - Yes, you're amazing.
- Oh, my pleasure. - So much fun.
- Your toe is not pleased. [laughing]
- No, my toe is not happy.
See, when I go into the beach water,
it chips my toenails.
I don't do gel on my toes, but I do think it's odd that
there's a smiley face there. Do you not see it?
- It's couture toe. - It's an emoji toe.
- I'm gonna own this toe for a minute.
- Shaving it down.
- So, you guys, I do have something to tell y'all
that I haven't shared with y'all since we're talking about feet.
- Oh, Lord. - Oh.
- You're getting your feet done?
- I actually-- no. - Oh, what?
- People actually have foot fetishes.
- Yes. Are you-- are you doing Only Fans?
- You're gettin' paid. - No, I'm not doing Only Fans.
- You should. - Oh, what?
- But I used to.
Like, guys will see my feet in the club,
and they would just want me to put my foot on their chest.
- Girl. - And I would do this.
- Mia's new name is Socrates 'cause she--
'cause she always got a story to tell.
- I wasn't a stripper.
I was an entertainer at a five-star restaurant
where we served steak and lobster.
- The moment I left the house, you said, "She's a weak bitch."
- I didn't say that.
- Well, that's what I interpreted it as.
- Huh?
- Now, did I have more money when I was coming into
the relationship with Gordon?
Yes, but mine was on inheritance.
- You had an inheritance?
- Ooh, Lord Jesus, okay.
- Yeah, I'm-I'm good. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna switch gears a little bit because...
- Let's do it. - Yeah, next.
- I need to know, okay,
how do we really feel about Vernon?
[laughing] - Oh, yes.
- Let's get down to the messy. - Is this a thing?
- Yes. - Ashley has-- Pew!
She has run away, again, with the mere thought
of the man's name. Girl, this is cute.
- Let's send a message to say hi.
- What? No.
- Sure. - Okay.
What do you guys think about Ashley and her divorce?
- Let's-let's be real.
I'm always rooting for a marriage.
- Do you think that-- no, be honest, y'all.
- I'm-- I won't-- I'm trying-- I'm not. I--
- Like, do you think that she is not getting divorced
for financial reasons? - I was answering.
- 'Cause let me tell you. She's a gold digger.
- A what? - I did talk to her.
She came over to my house, and she told me that
she's scared to leave because of--
- Duh. - Two babies, a mortgage,
I get it. - You know, she hasn't--
- That's her support. - And I-and I said that, too.
I said, "Okay, so, girl, you were getting a divorce
'cause you thought you were gonna get a prenup,
but then you realized the prenup wasn't nothing,
so you had to go back in for round two."
- Is it a crush? - Well, I mean, yes,
he's very attractive, very charming. He's--
- Does he have swag? - Out the wazoo.
- Oh. - So, is this your type?
- You know, I don't really have a type.
- No, this is not her type. - I really don't.
- What do you mean?
- Well, he's actually black, so no.
- She said she likes black men.
- And then you also have to look at
Ashley has shared with us that she has a, well,
a nonexistent relationship with her father.
That kind of trauma, she definitely feels like
she is being abandoned, again, by a father figure.
- Figure. I am the daughter of a divorce.
You know what I mean? - Mm-hmm.
- So, I know what that-- what that feels like.
- Same. - Yeah.
I remember the day I divorced, and I thank God
my mother was in the car with me.
- Wow. - I cried.
- It's like a death. - And my mother just rubbed me.
She says, "Let it out." - Mmm.
- Aww. - I was scared to death.
Divorce is a painful thing. I don't care what people say.
It's like an amputation of the body part
without any numbing.
For me, after going through that type of pain,
I was, you know, I matured a lot.
I learned not to look at the shiny thing anymore.
It is as easy to marry a rich man as it is a poor man,
but if your objective is money, you're gonna be sad.
- When I decided to leave, girl, I put my baby
in the back of that car,
and I had a couple hundred dollars to my name,
and I drove. - Okay.
- Everybody is different, though, Mia.
- And, you know, and, like, I decided that
I-I know my worth. - And that's--
you're a survivor in a different way.
- There's a saying that said everybody wants to go to heaven,
but nobody wants to die. - Hmm.
- Hmm. Amen.
- She wants to get a divorce, but she ain't got the heart
to do it, right now. - Yeah.
- Thank you. - Thank you so much.
Thank you. - Have a good rest of your trip.
- I'm the best. I'm the winner. - Whew, okay.
**
- I wanna take tennis lessons now.
- Must do, again.
- Not when it's 90 degrees outside.
- No, exactly.
**
- Hi, muffin.
[happy screaming]
Where are you guys going?
Oh, look at my boys.
Hi, boobie. Mommy misses you.
Michael, I'm filming a little to my children, not you.
Put my children back on the phone.
Michael, no one is even looking at you.
The hardest part about co-parenting is
when I'm away from my kids.
Michael has made it explicitly clear
that if he's ever presented on camera,
then he will sue me. I can't see them.
And I do have to respect that, but he's still quite a big
part of my life that I can't share,
and I can't talk about, and that's really hard.
**
- Okay, now that's weird, but, pfft, who cares?
- I hear the water.
Are you actually watering the grass?
- Yes, I am watering my grass.
- Okay, you better water your grass, boy.
Thirsty weather.
So, I'm getting ready for dinner.
I look cute in my dress.
- And gotta have matching shoes and bag.
- It's very important. Yeah, you know.
- Why do my curls look like they're drunk?
- This one or this one?
- Hello, hello. - Hey.
- Yes. - We-we-we gettin' it in.
Tonight is the last night. - Hey, girl.
- Hi. [laughing]
- Your boobs are, like, the boobs that I would get
if I got implants today.
- Jeez, they're old.
- Yes, but they're, like, natural.
- All right, you ready? - Yeah.
**
- Hello, pretties.
- Hey, let's start heading to the bus.
- Okay. - But we--
'cause we do have a reservation. - Okay, all right.
- The only thing in the D.R.
I can say that Robyn did well was host.
It's an improvement. I'm-- she's on time.
She's here. She's making it happen.
So, maybe that's what she need to do for a living.
Just saying.
- Have a shot. - I can take this, right?
Fruity!
- It's the last night!
- Saving the best moment for last.
I like it.
**
- Let's go! Let's go!
- This is pretty.
- I hear the music, girls.
- Oh, where is that music coming from? All right.
- Last night in Dominican, yeah.
- Okay, entrada, entrada.
[cheering]
- Wow. I mean, I'm used to this wherever I go but--
- Okay. Oh, y'all are litty like a titty.
Who is getting married? Oh, congratulations!
But do it. Have fun!
- Mia, sit next to me.
- Okay, yes, I can do that. - Thank you.
- All right. All right. - Thank you.
- What would you like to drink?
- How about a bottle of tequila for the table?
Yeah, we'll do a bottle of tequila for the table.
- There you go. Yeah, I like that.
- May I have the shrimp?
- Okay, can I do-- [mumbling]
- I don't know what it is. - Aglio e Olio.
- Shrimp cocktail.
- So, how was the tennis? - Tennis was fun.
- Nice. - We had an instructor.
- Was he attractive? - No, he was regular.
[laughing] He was very nice,
and we-we did-- we talked about Ashley's divorce and--
- You gave your opinion on the reason
for her not divorcing. - Divorcing.
- I did. - Yes.
- Mia was more so of the position--
- The school of thought. - That you are a gold digger.
**
- We talked about Ashley's divorce.
- And Mia was more so of the position--
- The school of thought. - That you are a gold digger.
She used that term. - I did.
- Girl... - Okay.
- Last year, you were Tik Toking and all around.
**
- How do you make your booty do that?
- In and out. Yes!
- And you were like, "Yeah, getting a divorce!"
I think you're not getting it right now
because you married Michael for his money.
- Did you marry Gordon for his money?
- I might have. - Girl.
- Okay, well, I didn't. I can't--
- No, it's not. - We know that that's not true.
- But I'm also not getting a divorce.
So, we're not talking about me.
- You said you've contemplated it,
to be fair. - Oh.
- Yeah, I'm completely 100% honest with you guys,
but I just think that you should be
more honest with yourself.
- I might be okay with nasty, long balls
for a little bit longer if it meant I could,
you know, go to Dior.
- I just think she's jealous
because Mia thought she was gold digging,
but she really got fool's gold, okay?
My sh-- was real and authentic,
and she got some pyrite.
- You said you're not getting alimony,
but you get, like, a lump sum, right?
- No, you get-- he pays for the children,
child support. - For the children--
for the children. - That's all, though, Ash?
- Right.
- Exactly. - We do not.
Michael and I both pay for the children.
So, when it comes to their schooling, clothes,
all that stuff, we both contribute to that.
I will say Michael does contribute to my car,
at least for now.
- I mean, I didn't say all of that.
Um, she-- okay, I do have a credit card.
He says I can use it in emergencies,
but, you know, I don't really feel comfortable using it.
And we do have a joint account,
and that joint account I use for the children.
Even for the groceries, like, I take out of that account,
and Uber Eats, yes.
- I-I feel like, if she was a gold digger,
she'd still be with Michael.
- And now, she's gallivanting with ex-NFL players,
so gold digging.
- What?
- The other thing, 'cause we're done with that one,
that we discussed, Karen-- - Okay.
- At skeet shooting, Trevor-- What's his name?
- Oh, Vernon. - Vernon-- it was Vernon.
It was Vernon. - I'll be honest.
I'm still confused how you're-- why you're being trained
by someone who is not a fitness trainer.
- Robyn, why are you so upset?
- I'm not upset. That's, like--
- Well, actually-- - Doesn't make sense to me.
- Actually, well, first of all,
I'm in very good ----ing shape for 60, okay?
- But you-- okay, are you in shape,
or do you have heart problems? Like, which one is it?
- Robyn! - You don't have an issue,
a health issue?
- You don't ever question when someone says that, Robyn.
First of all-- - You-- Lord,
that's what I received. - Just say-- just say--
- I received that you have a health issue.
You have a calcium buildup. - I do have an issue--
- And that sounds like a heart problem.
- Robyn, it could lead to that,
but it's not there.
I took all the tests
because there is a history in my family.
- What was she was asking was, why wouldn't you get
a trainer that is-- - I will.
- That is connected to-- - I will.
- Helping that? - ...L.A. Fitness?
- Uh, no, no, I have had private trainers.
It's my choice.
Ah! - Let it out. Let it out.
Come on. Come on. Come on, a few more.
- This is my journey,
and many a million cardiovascular people
are gonna look at you like you're dumb as (BLEEP).
- No, they're not. - Yes, they are.
- No, they are not. - Yes, they are.
- No, they're not. [laughing]
But you're getting someone to train you
that's not an actual trainer!
That-that makes zero sense.
- Oh, Robyn, you're just jealous.
- Does anybody have any pearls for me to clutch?
- My concern is being stronger, so that I can work out more,
and I talked about why I wanted Vernon, at this point.
- Ashley, is he fit or not? What does he know?
- What did I say, specifically?
I wanted my inner thighs. I want my muscles.
I want my inner thighs tight.
- Karen, we-we-we got all that.
- You want him to work your inner thighs.
- Work on your inner thighs. - Hey.
* Work on your inner thighs hey *
- It's happening. I can't control it.
[laughing]
* Work on your inner thighs hey *
* Work on your inner thighs *
[cheers and applause] - Thank you, Robyn!
- That's me and you, Karen.
- Just toast-- thank you, ladies,
for joining me on this trip.
I hope you all had a good time,
a great time. - It was a great time.
- Hopefully, we'll have many more.
- Cheers. - Cheers to that.
- Cheers, everybody. Cheers, ladies.
- Salute.
- Robyn, I wanna come back, again.
[laughing] - This is so healthy.
Oh, Lordy. Ooh!
- Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac."
- I'm gonna do a crab boil. - Oh, good.
- So, I'm thinking to invite Jacqueline.
[cheering]
- Hi. Oh, my God, I smell crab.
- I'm not holding anger and evilness
because then I would be reciprocating her evil.
- The party's here!
- We don't have to be friends. - Robyn, stop, stop!
- We don't have to talk-- - Stop it!
- About our friendship. - ----ing stop it!
- It's over! Fine.
- This sh-- is so ----ed the (BLEEP) up!