- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
You're my firstborn, graduating from high school.
- Are you gonna cry? - Yes.
Grace, I love you.
- I saw Jacqueline the other day.
- Did you? How is she doing? - I did.
- She's good? - She actually cried.
- About what? - I was talking about you.
- Oh, God.
- I am ----ing done with you
because you ----ing sold yourself
to the ----ing devil!
- You're crying, and then you wanna talk sh--.
- Which one is it? - Yeah.
- So pretty.
- Ahh! Cute!
- Let's do a toast to no drama.
- Here we go! [cheering]
- She multiple times told people
that I lied on her husband, and I participated in a plot
in order to cover up for mine.
Do you know that is defamation?
- I want my inner thighs tight.
- * Work on your inner thighs *
- * Hey *
* Work on your inner thighs *
* Hey *
* Work on your inner thighs *
* Hey *
* Work on your inner thighs *
[cheering]
- Thank you, Robyn!
- I'm no angel but give me some grace,
and you'll learn to adore me.
- You don't have to dig for gold
when you shine this bright.
- I just took a DNA test,
and it turns out I 100% don't care.
- When they go low,
* I just hit high notes *
- If you're gonna test this professor,
be prepared to fail.
- Nigeria raised me, L.A. made me,
and Potomac will remember me.
- It doesn't matter the size of our home.
I'm always the queen of this castle.
- I don't ride the fence, honey.
I am the fence. You ride me.
**
- Welcome. - Hello.
- Hi.
- It's beautiful in here. - Thank you.
You can have a seat, and we'll be with you shortly.
- Thank you so much.
- Would you like anything to drink?
- Do you have a wine?
- Let me check for you. - Something just--
just to calm my nerves, yes.
- Okay.
- You're about to snatch the hairs out of my coochie.
- Ooh, Candiace! - Hello.
- Oh, you look cute. - Hi.
- So, you're gonna get the K. Stewart experience.
- Well, my coochie has-has seen--
has done been through it.
- Y'all, let me go ahead and laser that for y'all.
Candiace is gonna come first. - Yes.
- And we-- and we're gonna put money up
about how painless this is. - Okay.
Do we need to, like, pray over my-my-my kitty cat first?
- In Jesus' name, amen. It's blessed. There you go.
- Okay, thank you. - Okay, come on.
- I've never had laser before.
I know that I'm in good hands
because Keiarna is a professional.
She has professional women around her.
- You have to meet Keiarna. - Yes.
- She actually, two doors over from here,
is her med spa wellness thing.
- Yes.
We need to pray 'cause what?
Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Are you gonna be looking at my coochie today?
- And I will. - All right.
- Okay. [laughing]
- Hi.
- I'm gonna take this white eyeliner
and mark the areas. - Uh-huh. Oh.
- I'll put some ultrasound gel.
- Okay. - Spread it around
and start the laser. - Yes.
- And it literally-- probably'll take
maybe ten minutes, tops. - Oh, wow.
- Yes.
- Chile, what is happening? - Did I hear--
did I hear chocolate Barbie was in the house?
- Oh, my boss mamas, how are you?
- Doing what needs to be done.
- Oh, I know that's right. - And that's a period.
Let's go. [laughing]
- Come in. - Coochie action.
- It's the-- - Oh, chile,
what is happening?
Are you-- are you at the OBGYN?
- That's how-- that's how it feels.
- Hi. I'm so sorry. I'm Wendy.
- Hi. Hi. I'm Carly. I'm your nurse practitioner.
- Good to meet you. - Yes. Nice to meet you, as well.
- Wait, have you touched her coochie
'cause I just shook her hand?
- No. - No, okay.
- I haven't done anything.
So, for safety reasons, everyone in the room
has to have on goggles, okay?
- Yes. - Where are my glasses?
- Okay. - I don't need 'em.
- Okay, this is cute. - My eyes don't hurt.
- Chile, let me have Eddie text, uh, Chris
to see how this turns out.
- You know what? I told Chris. He's excited.
He said I don't have any more excuses
'cause I will use the I'm not waxed
as an excuse to not get busy.
- Uh-uh. - Nuh-uh!
- Is it happening? - Mm-hmm.
- It's happening. - It's happening, right now?
- Yeah. - Look, look at you.
- Oh, that's it? - And that's it.
Virtually painless, there you go. So...
- Oh, wow, it looks smoother already.
- Mm-hmm. - You do.
Because you did your coochie, I'm gonna do my underarms.
- That is also what I need. - Yes, let's go.
- All right, best part.
[overlapping conversations]
- Does my armpit stink? - No.
- Are we started? - Yes, we're starting.
- Is it on? - I wanna do my armpits, too.
- Go to sleep.
- Y'all, armpits are so good, though.
- Yes. - Oh, I felt it. I felt it!
Now, you lie. - No, that was cold.
- I felt it. I felt it. - No, it was cold. No.
- See? - You did?
- Okay, let's-- I'm gonna distract you.
- You might have felt somethin'.
- Okay. - Tell me, what's going on
with the talk show 'cause I know that it's coming up?
- Oh, my God, guys!
- Yeah, tell me about your project.
- We're actually gonna film the show,
the pilot, in a few weeks.
Do you think we'll be able to film
at least the first episode by next month?
- I think, if we lock in on concept--
- Okay. - Getting a crew together,
um, won't take too much for us.
- Right now, we're looking at finding our guests.
- Okay.
- And we're having a hard time with that
because a lot of the people who I have connections with
are either in L.A.,
so that means I will have to fly them in.
- Uh-huh, fly them. - Got it.
- Or, the ones who are here locally,
are already signed to news networks.
- Oh, and they can't do outside.
- Oh, so they can't speak. Yeah.
- And then they have a non-compete.
- Yeah. - Yes. - So, right now,
I'm like, who is going to be my guest?
I'm already worried about the production,
the outcome, the outfits, the makeup.
The last thing I need to now worry about,
is whether my guests will show up.
- You can call in so many favors.
- I know. - I have.
- People in academia even. - Yes.
- That too. - That's--
- And that's a space that you know.
- That's another thing.
My armpit is tingling.
- Wendy, you are the problem and the drama.
We're gonna bring you two some libations.
- Okay. - Come on over.
- Like, I love this. - Yeah.
- It could be, like, a girls spa day.
- Oh, yeah.
- Bitch, you're still dressed like we're in D.R.
I dressed-- I-I-- - I can have my cheeks out.
Seventy is cheek out weather.
- I don't know what is happenin'.
- K. Stewart,
I was very proud of how you handled yourself
with these girls on this trip.
- Girl... I enjoyed myself,
even with me feeling sick in the room.
In that moment, y'all, I was--
I was dyin' a slow death.
I was shocked because no one checked.
- Ash? - Huh?
- Is it a single use? - Yes.
[stomach gurgling] - Oh, great.
The first thing I said when Gizelle walked in my door,
I was like, "Oh, my God, you're the first person
"to check on me."
- How do you feel?
- Honestly, I'm fine.
Thank you 'cause nobody else gave a damn about me today.
- I just don't want it to be lost on you.
We were very concerned about you.
- I thought Wendy and Candiace would have checked up on me
before Gizelle because these are my girls.
- But, girls, y'all know better.
You know to check up on your friends.
But it was a bird's eye, you know, view
of just all of the different dynamics.
- Yes. Yes. - And the friendships.
And when I watch you and Robyn,
I just understood that you love her.
- Yes, but I also feel like
there is being hurt and stewing,
and then there's throwing gasoline on a fire
that we are trying to extinguish.
The-the word choices that she has started to use,
that she used-- - I thought that was very intentional.
- Yeah. - Oh, 1,000%.
- Defamation.
- Defamation, those are real big--
those are big words.
- Girl, what law school you go to?
- I am privy to a lot of things
that Robyn has said... - Mm-hmm.
- ...that are most certainly defamation.
And I get that she's-- - Like what?
- Um, I-I don't need-- I'm gonna hold it.
- Okay. - And that--
So, I'm really at my wit's end.
- Hmm.
- But when you start to use particular words,
when you begin to dog whistle,
I'm coming up the hill,
and my wig is already off.
[laughing]
**
- Things are falling.
- Things that shouldn't have been in there anyways.
- No, it's, mom, it's okay. We can buy lotion there.
- No, no, no, no, lotion's going.
- Where's your I.D.? Remember, last flight,
you needed it? - Right here.
**
I've been raising my daughters as a single mother
since they were one or two years old.
- Are we still gonna call you for afternoon prayers?
- Yeah, call me.
- I always thought college and them leaving
seemed so far off.
Mom, plus two.
- I'm-I'm gonna wave the white flag.
- It used to be mom plus three.
- Stop.
- It is here, and it is slapping me in the face,
and I don't like it.
* Wishing things could be how they used to be *
* this is goodbye *
- Okay, Grace, Grace, Grace.
[laughing] Grace, Grace.
Karen doesn't know how to take a joke.
- Maybe you should have not said the joke.
Is it Nicki Minaj tickets?
- It's a restaurant menu. - What?
- Watch the curb. There's a curb here.
- Okay. - Turn.
- All right, we chilling. - Are we chilling?
They're gonna have to take out my uterus.
- If they take everything off your body,
you're still who you are.
- Grace, I love you. - Love you, too.
- You're my favorite firstborn.
- Yeah.
- That was a eyeroll. [laughing]
All right. We-- it's-it's time
to blow this popcorn stand.
* This is goodbye *
* I have to let you go now *
* crying my tears *
- Okay, I can do it.
- I'll do it. - Be strong.
- Angel. - Yeah.
- I got it. - I got it this far.
- All right, give her some love.
- Bye, Grace.
* I have to let you go now *
Have fun.
Don't forget about the little people.
* I have to let you go now *
- It's just been us for, like, ever,
and I don't-- it's gonna be sad.
I don't wanna do it.
- You raising me has shown me, like,
that anything is, like, possible.
Like, you could have kids.
You can do your own hustle and still be good. So...
- Yeah. - That is amazing!
- Yeah. - Yes!
- I love that. Thank you. - Yeah.
- Bye. - Love you.
- Love you, too.
- Okay, bye, you guys.
- You know, they are my joy.
They are my peace.
They're the reason why I do everything I do.
So, I don't know, it's just gonna be different.
- You can cry.
- Bye, guys. - Bye, Grace.
- Love you. - It's been good.
**
* This is goodbye *
* I have to let you go now *
* crying my tears *
- Okay, so, the plan is,
your dad is gonna meet us at the airport.
I'm gonna check into the-- my hotel,
and then we'll go on campus.
You know I'm kind of in denial, right?
- I know.
- I feel like I'm taking you down there,
but we're gonna come back together.
- Yeah.
- When you were in first grade, in fourth grade,
in eighth grade... - Mm-hmm.
- I was like what is this child gonna do with her life?
- Yeah.
- And I'm just proud of the lady that you are.
- Thank you.
- Anything that you would change about these past 18 years?
- No.
- I want you to walk into this new chapter
with pride, with joy,
with peace. - Yeah.
- And know that I'm just a phone call away.
- Coming up...
- I'm gonna do a crab boil, finally.
- Oh, good, okay. - Yeah.
So, you know, I still talk to Jacqueline.
You know, we're cool. - Oh, yes.
- Great. How is she doing?
- So, I'm thinking to invite her.
**
[doorbell ringing]
- Hi! - Hi.
How art thou? - Good.
How are you? - I'm finally here.
This is my first time here. - I know.
- Nice, nice, nice. - How you been?
- I'm good. - I missed you.
Do you want champagne? You know I've got
some champagne in the freezer for you.
- Oh, you know, of course, I do. - Well, you look cute.
- Yeah, you know, I'm on the market.
Gotta keep it-keep it cute. - You look very cute.
- Where is Juan?
- He took the boys to the gym to work out,
to the basketball gym.
- That grass is thirsty, boy.
[doorbell ringing] - Coming!
Oh, she made it!
- Hi. - How are you?
- Oh, my gosh, this is gorgeous.
- Good to see you. Thank you.
- Whoa, as soon as you walk in.
- Yay. - Hi.
- Hi, baby girl. - How are you?
- You look so springy.
- Doesn't she look pretty? Ash, you want some snacks?
- Well, thank you. Yes, I haven't actually eaten.
I had to take Dylan to the doctor this morning.
- Hmm, is he okay? - He had croupe,
so he was, like, coughing at 6 a.m.
- Oh, my God. - All night.
It was just-- it was a night.
So, I would love a little refreshment,
maybe a foot massage.
- I used to go a aromatic spa in Virginia.
- You did, yeah. - Yeah.
Very relaxing, very-- - Thank you.
- You're welcome. - The guy,
I actually got him coming to my house, at one point.
- Okay.
Okay, that's queen of Potomac stuff, right there.
- And after the massage, he says to me,
did I want a vaginal massage?
[cough, laughing]
- Stop it. - Is that a thing?
- Never have I ever considered paying for some vitamin D.
- Charrisse, have you ever, you know,
just-- I'm just saying.
- Oh, wait a minute now. - No, no.
- I said, "You're never coming back to my house."
- Rich, old, divorced women have pool boys.
They got gardeners.
You know, and there is no judgment in it.
You know, like, get yours how you get it.
- That was hilarious.
- Oh, boy. - That's hilarious.
Grab what you want and let's get comfy
on the couch. - Oh, where are we going?
Tell me about the trip. - Okay, let's see.
Overall, it was a fun trip.
- Ooh, the last night of the trip,
oh, my God, Karen and Robyn.
So, Karen tells us that she's gonna start
working out with Vernon Davis.
She-- - I know why she wanna
work out with his ass but go ahead.
- Right.
- We're gonna pretend she's working out, okay.
- So, she tell-- she-she--
And she, like, blew up on me.
- I want my inner thighs tight.
- I'm still confused why you're being trained
by someone who is not a fitness trainer.
- This is my journey,
and many a million cardiovascular people
are gonna look at you like you dumb as (BLEEP).
- Now that you all are back from the drama,
I'm gonna do a crab boil, finally.
- Oh, good, okay.
- Yes, I'm gonna do it. - Okay.
- Is there enough seasoning in there?
- Yes. - Yes.
- We got a valet down the street.
- Why are your legs open?
Close your legs. You're like...
- She's used to having her legs open.
[laughing]
I'm gonna invite everybody.
- Okay. - Nice.
- So, you know, I still talk to Jacqueline.
You know, we're cool. - Oh, yes.
- Great. How is she doing?
- So, I'm thinking to invite her.
What do you think?
- I think it's a great idea.
- Okay, oh, wow.
- Well, y'all are really friends.
I saw you at lunch together. - Yeah.
- You were at Candiace's Christmas party together.
- Yeah, so, she should expect
that Jacqueline will be there. - Yeah.
And maybe they can, you know, rekindle.
I hope Mia doesn't look at this as a betrayal.
I care for Jacqueline.
I really believe her and Mia need to deal with their issues.
- Ooh. - Is this my shirt?
- No, it's not. I have my own clothes.
- Jacqueline and I have been friends since we were 15.
We were friends in high school,
and we've been inseparable since.
- I think she just has some tension.
She needs some dick, more dick.
- Oh.
- Well, keep your legs closed to married men, bitch.
- Oh!
- Sending that group chat to everybody,
talking about my house is in foreclosure.
- [indistinct]. - When your family business
is all in a shambles.
- Bringing them together, hopefully,
they can remember the 30 years of love that they had.
Okay, what about Candiace?
- I mean, you're-you're-you're friends with her.
- I'm cool with her. - Yeah.
Don't worry about me 'cause-- - No, I'm--
I am definitely not worried about you.
That's for sure. - Know what I'm saying?
- Well, how about Karen? That's the better question.
Are you gonna invite Karen? - Well, you know,
I don't have issues with Karen.
Karen has issues with me.
I always tell you all that, but no one listens.
- Shut the (BLEEP) up! - I didn't say nothin' about your mother!
- Shut-- you bring her up--
[indistinct yelling] - I wish the (BLEEP)--
[laughing]
- Coming up next...
- Evil is a strong word.
- No, it's not when it comes to Mia Thornton.
- Speaking of the devil! - Hi!
Your main squeeze has arrived.
- Oh, hell no.
- Ikenna? - Yeah.
- Come here, please.
- What's up, baby?
- Just getting ready for the crab broil.
What's going on?
- I'm trying to dress [indistinct].
Come. - Dress him?
You're gonna put clothes on him
to cover his little [indistinct]?
- Yeah, he needs a new, like, dress shirt.
- I'm enrolling him in doggy school
because, first of all,
I don't think he even listens to commands.
- He listens, look.
[indistinct], high five. See?
- I hope you're not the same way with a child
because you know I'm on my last day of IUI pills.
Next week, we're gonna go in to see
what the status is of the follicles.
Hey, babe. - We're counting follicles.
- Yes, we're here counting. - Hi.
We're counting follicles. - Uh, Roberta,
nineteen on the left. - There's lots of follicles.
You're gonna have a lot of babies.
[laughing] Yes.
- If it looks good, by the end of the week,
we can be doing the insemination part of it.
- Okay.
- Iyke is now in line with IUI.
We've been trying to conceive for the past seven months.
- We have not given it enough attempts.
- He thinks of it as a little bit of help
in terms of our pregnancy.
- Animal, do you agree with this IUI?
- Oh, he left the room.
Good Lord. - He did.
- In the Nigerian community, I definitely think
they'll have opinions that I didn't conceive naturally,
but I don't care, and I can't care.
God has given me the resources. I'm gonna use them.
- The guys are gonna have some strong names.
The child is gonna be President, one of them.
- I don't know about President.
I'm okay with just a healthy, happy NBA player.
[laughing]
All right, babe, let me finish this beat.
**
- Just what the doctor called for.
**
[knocking]
Hello, beautiful, come on in.
- Look at you, lookin' all festive and stuff.
- Oh, thank you. Girl, I got on my domestic
let me back some cookies outfit.
Have a seat.
- You're giving me slice and bake.
- Yeah, but-but I'm glad you're here.
- Okay, thank you, Karen. - You're welcome.
- Karen has been so supportive of me
and who and what I am lately.
She has been there.
She's taken Rayvin to college,
and she knows what that feels like.
I appreciate it.
But, Karen, if you're really gonna make me cookies,
can I get 'em from scratch?
- You can bake, girl.
I told you that, at my Christmas competition,
we did the cookie bake. - Yes.
When you were one of the judges, and I didn't win.
What happened?
- Uh, well, girl, I had your back, but--
- You did not!
I actually brought you something.
- You brought me something?
- I did. I was at the pharmacist.
- Okay, what did they say? - And they said that heart,
like, the-the plaque thing--
- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.
- You "loded" me.
- I mean, you know,
I don't want you to drop dead or nothin'.
I want you to be around for a while.
- I was thinking about you, too,
because I saw this. - Uh-huh.
Oh, yes.
Just dropped off my daughter.
I went to the bathroom. I tried to pull myself together.
[exhales]
- So, you take these two glasses.
- Okay.
- I have the remedy for an empty nester.
- Oh, yes, 1942.
Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh.
- You get to choose 1942.
Come on, let's go in the living room.
- Okay, okay.
Grace has been calling around the clock.
Thank God for FaceTime.
I love the fact that she's checking in
with her sisters and me.
It makes me feel like I'm still Mom, which I need.
- Look, your legs are looking good,
and your inner thighs look fantastic.
- Thank you, yes. - I saw them in the D.R.
Go ahead, girl. - Yes.
I try to, you know, get my workout in
as much as I possibly can.
- But, okay, how are you feeling?
You look so pitiful.
- Thank you, Karen. - No.
I have known you for many years.
- Yes.
- I have never known your nose to swell.
- Okay.
- But you did look like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
It was really big,
but my heart went out to you. - Yes, gee.
Yes, it's-it's a painful experience
because you feel like there's something missing.
- You've done your job. - Okay.
- She will let you know when she needs her mama.
- So, do you wanna make me feel better?
- I just did. That's about it, right there.
- That's about it?
So, I'm about to go to this event,
and I would love for you to come with me.
Charrisse invited you,
and we will keep you away from the crabs
so that you don't get contaminated.
- Ray keeps us away from crabs.
- Is he really allergic? - Yes.
Oh, you didn't know that? - No.
- No, that's real.
- Years ago, we were at Charrisse's house,
and we were eating crabs or attempting to eat crabs
before I got kicked out the house.
- Where are you going?
I mean, here. - Charrisse had an issue.
Josephine Baker had an issue.
I'm getting my grip.
So, go on, Karen. Keep lying, girl.
[laughing]
- Well, listen. - Wait, let's--
- Listen, it's not gonna be the same without you.
- I'm good.
- And I'm gonna let you ponder on my invitation
'cause I know sometimes you like to ponder on things.
- Yes, I'm good.
[laughing] That's a no.
Gizelle, I'm sorry. I don't like Charrisse.
Charrisse doesn't like me. We're not friends.
We're not going to be friends, so absolutely not.
But no, no.
- Okay, so, you know, Charrisse invited a special guest.
Jacqueline is the special guest.
This is good. - This may not be good.
You know, I'm friends with Jacqueline.
- Well, yes, so that's why I want you to be there.
- Okay, this will be interesting.
- Yes. - But you know what?
I wish you all enjoyment. - I smell the cookies.
- Oh! Oh! - Are my cookies burning?
- I don't know.
- Chile, she done burned my cookies.
- I didn't put 'em on the time-- I didn't put 'em on the timer.
- She burnt my cookies!
Coming up...
- Stop. Stop it!
- We don't have to talk about our friendship!
It's over! - ----ing stop it!
Shut the (BLEEP) up! This is some ----ed up sh--!
**
- Beautiful day. [laughing]
I don't wanna get my wet shoes in your house.
All right. Thank you. - You're welcome.
- I am not good at selfies. - Oh, look at this.
It's so cute. Hi. - Hi.
How are you? So, need your help.
- Yeah. All right. What you need help with?
So, we need to just-- - All right.
So, I'm gonna put this table.
- So, who is coming, and who is not coming?
- Um, well, you know, I did regrets only.
- Oh, okay. Okay, so... [laughing]
- So-so, no surprise, the Grande Scam is not coming.
- Yes. [laughing]
- Ray-Ray is allergic to crab.
Wasn't she at the crab boil before?
- She was.
- She was, and she's had crab several times.
- Y'all ready for a crab boil? - Yes, Karen.
[cheering]
Yes, yes! - Serve it up. Serve it up.
- This is a new allergy.
- Wendy is getting an award of some sort.
- Okay, what about Jacqueline? - So, I invited Jacqueline.
- You did?
- This is a pretty view. Yeah.
- All right. So, we're good here?
[doorbell ringing]
I'll-I'll get it. - You got it? Good.
- Yeah, and I took my-- I took my wet shoes off.
Do you want-- - Hello.
Ooh, I'm gonna wipe. - Yeah, that would be cool.
- Oh, wait. Okay, never mind. I'm not getting that.
- Is that the candy cane? - That's me.
Hi, Charrisse with two Rs and two Ss. Yes.
- I'm about to turn into three Rs and three Ss.
- Hi. This is so pretty. - Hi.
- Love this. Oh, wow. - Thank you.
There is where all the food will be eaten, pretty much.
- Oh, oh, this is so pretty. - So, yep.
- I love it. - Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
- Super cute. - I love Candiace,
but I find it really crazy that Candiace is having
all these issues with Robyn,
who has been nothing but a friend.
We're gonna, like, sit out here.
- Yeah.
- And now, you're trying to find these reasons not to like her.
Make this sh-- make sense.
Hi. How are you? - Hi.
- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?
- Good. It's good you're here. - Yes.
- Ahh! [laughing]
- Aww. - Hi.
- You look amazing.
How you feelin'?
- I feel good. - You do?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Girl, it is pouring.
- I know. - Why?
- Jackson was gonna, like, pick you guys up
in the golf cart. - I will do a French 75.
Feel free to add a little-- a little extra drop in there.
[laughing]
- It's so wet. [doorbell ringing]
- Who is that? Jackson, where are you?
You're not opening the door! I'm talking to my friends,
and I gotta do all this work. [sighs]
- I wanna-- I wanna try-- I wanna taste this cornbread.
- Hi. - Oh, my God.
Well, hi, honey.
Well, everyone is not here yet. - Okay.
- Introducing my friend, Jacqueline.
- Hey!
- You're so pretty. - Thank you.
- I'm so happy to see you. - So, hi, Gizelle.
- Hi, bunny. - How are you?
- I missed you.
- I miss you, too. - Hi.
You guys look amazing.
- Thank you. - Look at you.
- Uh, yeah. [laughing]
I'm here. - Yeah.
- I'm happy to see everybody 'cause I feel like
I've been kinda closed off based on we all know, you know.
- Well, no, because I asked her specifically about you,
and she said y'all are good. - Okay.
That was, like, two months ago.
- Okay, so, you talked, and how did it go?
- It ended with a, "Are you ----ing crazy?"
- Oh, I thought you were gonna say,
"Are you ----ing a rapper?" Because, apparently,
that's a thing. [laughing]
- Well, okay, can I have a drink first?
- Hi. - Hi. How are you?
- I, honestly, I feel like, if she was ----ing a rapper,
she'd be in a better mood. - What's going on?
You look so cute. - Oh.
- Did your mom actually make some crabs?
- I don't know. - Have you done it?
- I've watched her do it but-- - Okay, you don't
drop 'em in there and hear 'em go, "Ahh!"
- No, not when they're-- not when they're alive. No.
- No. Oh, my God, they have to be alive.
I can't do it.
Okay, is this where you're dropping me off?
- Yep. I'll take that. - Okay, well, thank you so much.
- You're welcome. - All right.
- I'm gonna sit next to Gizelle. - Oh, yay.
- Yeah. [laughing]
- What are we doing?
Oh, we're having a sit-down situation.
Okay, hi. - Hi.
- This is my friend, Ashley, just in case you don't know her.
- Nice to see you. - Hi, everybody.
Hey. Oh, you did come.
- You look like you've seen a ghost.
- Thank you. - I want a corn and a crab.
Can I touch it? - Yeah, girl.
- Okay. - Are there potatoes?
- Oh. [laughing]
- Hello. - No.
- Grande dame. - Grande dame has arrived.
- Yes. I hope you guys--
I didn't keep you guys waiting too long.
[imitating a trumpet]
- There is now a new Grande Dame of Potomac.
- Dun-dun-dun-dun.
- Do you remember Jacqueline? - I do.
- Hi, Nneka. - I do.
Beautiful in blue. - How are you?
- Hi, hi, hi. You look so cute.
- Honey, I thought you were the princess of Potomac,
not the Grande Dame, chile. - Y'all know each other?
- You know what? I got elevated overnight.
Hello, my dear. - Hi, gorge.
- You look beautiful. - Muah. Thank you. So do you.
- Okay, this is great. - Hi.
Just so everyone understands, a couple of weeks ago,
I spent the day with Jacqueline.
- Okay, y'all were together. Okay.
- We had a ball. - Yeah.
- And then we went to this place,
and this woman walks in the door,
and everyone thought, since-since she was fly,
she must have been there for me.
And then I'm like, oh, my God, no, that's Nneka.
So, then I introduced her to Jacqueline.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Okay. - Yes.
- And we had a-a little fun night.
- Are you over here a lot with your mom?
- Uh, I mean, I have been since I graduated,
like, a month but, yeah. - Yeah?
Do you like it? - I do. I-I do.
- So, wait, what did Jacqueline share with you?
These same sentiments? - I-I expressed that, you know,
I'm growing close with Mia, and I do enjoy her company,
and she more so was like, "Be cautious. Be aware."
- Okay, so cute here.
Hi. Oh, my God, I smell crabs.
- At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let that woman
make me bitter or nasty.
I'm not holding anger and evilness
because then I would be reciprocating her evil.
Okay.
- But evil-evil is a strong word.
- No, it's not when it comes to Mia Thornton.
- Ahh! Speaking of the devil.
- Hey! - Hi!
Your main squeeze has arrived.
- Oh, hell no.
**
- Ahh! Speaking of the devil.
- Hey! - Hi!
Your main squeeze has arrived.
- Hi, my darling. - Oh, hell no.
Okay, where-- can I have another drink?
- I just want her to-- no, look, just look at her.
I wanna see what she-- - May see, like, a ghost.
- Hi. - Hi, baby.
- How are you? - Oh, hi.
Hi, Jacqueline. - Oh, hi.
- How are you? - I'm-I'm wonderful. I'm great.
- Are you? Okay, good.
I actually have never been upset that the girls
were reaching out to Jacqueline after our fallout.
I think it's really fitting for Charrisse to invite her.
They're friends. - Okay, Mia, I gotta be honest.
I asked you, "Hey, how is Jacqueline?
Are you guys good?"
You said you had just talked to her.
- I did. Yeah. - And y'all are good.
- Yeah.
- Everybody was doing the Holy Ghost dance.
So, then, today, Jacqueline said y'all are not good.
- Y'all are not good. - I said I had questions.
- There's things that need to be talked about
that doesn't involve anybody else at the table.
So, you know. - Yes, and we respect that.
- Yeah.
- They can go downstairs to the champagne room, honey.
- Oh, okay. - Hey.
- Okay, come on, Mia. Come on up.
Well, Jacqueline is making the first step.
- Let's party to-to crab boil and peace.
[laughing]
Let me know if you need the Grande Dame's assistance
because I'm here to serve the people.
- Where did they get this from?
Party City? Where?
I gotta get you a real crown. [laughing]
- No, no. - That's what it looks like.
- Okay, the boom-boom room. - I'm gonna show you where --
- Let me get my heavy crown.
- Jacqueline and Mia's friendship, 30 years,
last year, it just, like, it went up in flames.
I want to see them get to a better place.
They need each other. They're like sisters.
- Um...
- Do you know if there's any, like, Old Bay
or, like, butter?
- Robyn is gonna get some Old Bay.
- Like, seasoning. - For the crab.
- It's missing the-- it's missing the actual Old Bay
on the top.
- Charrisse don't know what seasoning salt its?
- Where I'm from, these are quite under seasoned.
These aren't Baltimore crabs.
I guess these are Potomac crabs.
- These are like New Hampshire crabs, okay?
We need a little Baltimore spice on 'em.
You need some Old Bay.
- Just trying to figure out why there's no flavor.
The cocktails was hittin'.
Cha-Cha knows how to have a bar, okay?
She gave those people strict instructions.
She said, "The crabs are tired,
but the libations better be poppin'."
- Gizelle, how are you feeling, my darling?
I saw your Instagram post. - Yes, I'm much better.
Actually, Karen made me cookies today.
- She did? Aww.
- So, full transparency, right? I was going through a lot.
Mentally, I just had had enough.
So, I didn't have anything in me to give to anybody.
- But, Mia, at least have enough respect to say,
"Jacqueline, this is-- I'm going through sh--.
I'm sorry." You didn't do that,
and then you continue to do things behind my back
where it was just evil. - Jacqueline, I didn't,
but you gotta understand that I didn't initiate.
- It was very evil, Mia. - I was responding.
Girl, you said I needed more dick.
- I think she just has some tension.
She needs some dick, more dick.
- Oh!
- I was joking. - It's not a joke.
- I need more dick.
- You like crabs, Nneka? - I love crabs.
Um, these ones are just a little different than what
I normally eat because-- - What do you--
you eat, like, a crawfish? - Snow crabs?
- The, like, the long ones and, like, the thick--
the long and thick ones? - Snow crabs?
Talking about crabs or...?
- I wasn't saying you really needed dick in your marriage.
There's things I could have said in addition.
I did not.
- Did you imagine a 65-year-old man who is married
to a young tenderoni like me?
- Mia, Gordon is, like, 72.
- No, he's, well-- I don't know. - Why-why are you saying 65?
- I don't know. He's old.
So, anyways, fast forward, Jacqueline.
So, I have been going to therapy, and, you know,
you have been a main concern in some of my therapy sessions.
And, um, you know, it's unfortunate, Jacqueline,
but I still have work to do when it comes to you,
and it has nothing-- - I think I know what it is.
- You do? - I do.
I think it's the situation that happened when we were kids.
- It is.
- I was sworn in as ambassador,
shattering the silence against sexual assault.
- Just this-- what we're doing, is triggering.
I know this is why I take sh-- out on Jacqueline,
because she left me there.
- Jacqueline left you there when it happened?
- And I know I'm a-- I'm a ----ed up friend to her
because of it.
- The situations that we've been through
and how you've hurt me,
I've given you a lot of passes because of that,
because I hold a lot of guilt about that.
- And I wonder, like, am I always, like,
doing these things to you because there's something
inside of me that's just really angry?
- Yeah.
- And I think what I'm really angry about,
is that y'all decided to keep it a secret.
- You already knew about it.
- Because we were afraid to get in trouble.
- I didn't-- I didn't keep it a secret.
I didn't know what happened until they told me it happened
two years later.
I would never keep that a secret,
on my father's grave.
- That's helpful.
It does make me feel better to know that she didn't know
until after the fact.
It's healing. All wounds heal, eventually.
Some require stitches, maybe a staple or two.
- I feel like the emotional aspect and how you blow up,
is something that you need to work on.
- Okay. Hug it out?
- I don't know if I'm ready yet.
[laughing]
- Okay, well, you just let me know when you're ready.
- This is the first day here.
- All right.
I'm gonna go to the restroom and figure out what's going on
with the rest of these people.
- Yeah.
This is too much for me. - It's a lot.
- I just gotta ask you guys this
'cause it-it was bothering me. - Yeah.
- I noticed, like, when everybody came in,
Candiace and Robyn,
y'all kinda didn't say anything to each other.
I know I didn't go to D.R. - You were missed. Yes.
- So, I was hoping that when you went,
there was a bridge.
- So, I was made privy to information
that gave me a lot of pause.
- What's the information?
- You shared our private text messages
with this blogger slash podcaster
to try to make me look crazy.
- No. - Then why else, Robyn,
would you share our private messages
with a blogger and a podcaster? - To explain why we're
no longer friends.
To explain why we are no longer friends.
- Okay.
- I have a friend who will let me know
if things are happening, and I'm not aware.
- Okay. - You led the charge.
- Has [deleted] ever said anything? - You led the charge.
Don't present yourself as this innocent, genuine soul
and then be sloppy.
You're a hypocrite. You are a hypocrite. - Has anyone else--
has [deleted] ever shared anything? - You are a hypocrite.
- No, no, you know what? That's fine. No.
- It's ----ed up that someone like you,
who has always reported yourself to be--
- I'm a hypocrite, y'all! I'm a hypocrite!
I don't give a (BLEEP)! I'm a hypocrite.
- It's ----ed up.
- I'm not ashamed to say that I sent that text message
to a blogger to explain what happened in our friendship.
Even to this day, I've never publicly disparaged Candiace.
So, I really don't even know, like, what her point is here.
- You were prepared to let anything come out
and let me be hung for it.
That was your goal. - Such as what?
- That was your goal. - I don't understand how that--
what does that mean? - First of all-- first of all--
first of all-- - And that's all--
that is all I needed to know about you.
- What does that mean? - First of all--
- The disappointing part in all of this
is that Robyn really, truly cared about Candiace,
and, unfortunately, Candiace allowed social media
to take precedent over a real friendship.
- I see you. You are not better than anyone.
You are not. - That's fine.
That's why I privately had a conversation,
a real-real screenshot that happened
explaining where we are. - All right. Okay, okay, okay.
- (BLEEP), okay! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay. Okay. - That's it. That's all I'm saying.
You made zero points, zero. - Okay, Robyn, okay. Okay.
- This sh-- - Oh, I did. I did. Because this is--
- This is not going anywhere. This is not going anywhere.
- I don't make up lies. - This is not going anywhere.
Charrisse?
- You shared with a podcaster-- - Candiace, stop it.
- With a podcaster-- - Stop! Stop. Stop!
- We are not friends! - Stop it!
- We don't have to be friends. - Robyn, stop. Stop. Stop it!
- We don't have to talk about our friendship.
It's over! It's done! - ----ing stop it!
Stop it, both of you. That is ----ed up!
It's enough! It's ----ing enough!
- This is not going anywhere. This is not going anywhere.
- I don't make up lies. - This is not going anywhere.
- You shared with a podcaster-- - Candiace, stop it.
- With a podcaster-- - Stop! Stop. Stop!
- We are not friends! - Stop it!
- We don't have to be friends. - Robyn, stop. Stop. Stop it!
- We don't have to talk about our friendship.
It's over! It's done! - ----ing stop it!
Stop it, both of you.
This sh-- is so ----ed the (BLEEP) up!
It's ----ed up!
This is some ----ed up sh--! I'm ----ing tired of it!
It's enough! It's enough!
It's ----ing enough! I'm tired of it!
- Ow!
- I'm confused. We were having a good time.
- I thought we were having a good time.
- I'm just saying. I think she's drunk.
- I'm tired of it.
- I need to know what the threshold of drinks is
for Charrisse to get her to stop banging on the tables.
- Shut the (BLEEP) up! Shut your--
- I didn't say nothing about your mother!
- You brought her up!
[indistinct yelling]
- I wish the (BLEEP) you would! Do it!
- Shut up!
- 'Cause sh-- has been going on too ----ing long!
This is ----ing bullsh--! - But let it be.
But let it be. - It's bullsh--! Stop!
- Let it be. - Stop it!
- We don't have to force anything.
- Candiace. - Good night. I'm good.
- I'm tired. I'm ----ing tired of this sh--.
- If people don't (BLEEP) with each other--
- I'm so ----ing tired of this!
- We need to let 'em be. - I'm tired. I'm ----ing tired.
- If people don't (BLEEP) with each other,
they don't (BLEEP) with each other.
- I'm tired. - Oh, why is Charrisse upset?
- Candiace... - I-I don't-- I don't--
I don't need-- I don't need to be followed.
- Candiace... - I'm so--
I don't have to be followed. It's fine.
- I know, but don't cry, honey. - This is what I do.
- You guys have had this conversation,
like, many a times. - Yes, yeah.
- I'm tired of this. - And it goes nowhere,
each and every time. - Yeah.
- I'm ----ing tired of this. - So, if you're--
- Yeah, but-but the people need to know that that's ----ed up.
- This sh-- is ----ed up. - Okay.
- Charrisse, I'm sorry. - I need air. It's okay.
I'm sorry that we're yelling in your house.
- Clearly, like, but above what we expected today.
- But I gotta go. I actually have to go. I have--
- All right. So, that was a bit much.
- I'm sorry for yelling in your home.
- It's okay.
- You know, I have home training.
You've met my mother. - I know.
- Can we just let it go?
Like, Robyn and Candiace do not ever need to speak again.
We don't. - Noted, noted.
- Noted. That's a lot going on here.
- Are you okay? - I-I'm much better.
- Well, I feel like we need the-the same effort
at all times. - Okay, yes. Do you need a hug?
- I do. I need a hug. - But can we talk about
something positive for a second? Something positive, I think--
[indistinct chatter]
- I love you. Okay, guys, guys, guys.
- I said-- I said-- - Moving on.
- Charrisse is talking. Charrisse is talking.
- Okay, you know what? Can I say this?
First, let me apologize.
I got a little in my feelings a little bit.
- A little? - Sorry.
- You almost broke down the damn table.
Okay, you guys, I was pleased to hear from Jacqueline
that there's some positive movement with her and Mia.
- I feel like it was steps.
It was one step in the right direction.
- It's progress-progression.
- Yeah, yeah. - I'm a little tipsy. Thank you.
Thank you. Good night, everyone.
- Bye. - I'm very sorry.
Good evening. - Good evening, love.
- It was so good to see you. - Love you.
- Good evening. Really and truly, it was.
- Good to see you. You know my number, right?
- Yes.
- Bye. Let's continue.
Be safe. - I-I have to catch a plane.
- All right, bye. Safe flight. - Thank you. Thank you.
Good night, everyone that matters.
[sighs]
- Charrisse. - What?
- That reminded me of Mexico.
[indistinct yelling]
- We ain't going back to Mexico.
- I'm ----ing tired of this sh--.
One goal that I would love to maintain,
is for us to come together.
Like, we need to find love.
Like, I actually do like these hos...
a little bit.
[laughing]
- Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac..."
- Sperm collection okay?
Set it in there when you're done.
- Oh, it's just the bathroom. - It is.
- Very disappointing.
- Yeah. - Go ahead. Go, Kelly.
- To GNA. - GNA!
How do you play?