**
- Previously, on The Real Housewives of Potomac...
- Hey, guys. - Hey, what's up? - Hi!
- How's it goin'? - Good. How are you?
- Come on in. Let's check it out.
- I feel like this is like the "Brady Bunch" of millionaires.
[laughing] - Yes.
- Guys, I think that I have found the house
I'm gonna buy here.
- This is a rental here? - Yeah, this is a rental.
- Oh, wow. - I didn't know that.
- Absolutely, I'll see you Friday.
- all: Jassi!
[laughing] - You're getting married.
- You must be Thiemo. - I am Thiemo.
Nice to meet you. - I'm Tia.
I was wondering, If you lot are free
tomorrow evening, maybe we can do dinner.
- I fly out, uh, tomorrow.
- Yeah, I don't think he's back until next week.
- You were supposed to be here.
What happened?
- Thiemo wasn't quite ready for such a big introduction.
He's really trying to get comfortable.
If I decline dinner with you, I declined.
- Right.
- The issue about my comfort level
with Wendy and Eddie,
that was none of your business.
- Can you just shut up for a second?
- No, you're not gonna tell me to shut up.
Get your ass up out of my event!
- I have better things to do. - Take your things and be gone!
Toodle-do. - (BLEEP) you!
- When the nest is empty,
it's time for naked, grown, and sexy.
- I put the high in higher education.
- Some people believe the lies,
but still I rise.
- Beauty is my business,
but getting you together is my specialty.
- You can only clutch pearls if you have them,
and, darling, I have loads.
- Hell hath have no fury like an Angel scorned.
- This cherry blossom is ready for her second bloom.
**
- Okay, papa, do you want to help me
take these to the car?
- Sure.
Front door or back door?
- We're gonna go through the front door.
- I'm gonna open the door first.
- Thanks, buddy. That's smart.
Did you need some lip gloss?
- Nah, not today. - Are you sure?
- Maybe next time.
- My company, TTR Sotheby's,
sponsor an all-women's polo team,
which is quite special.
And I felt like, why not do a polo event?
In Nigeria, my cousin played polo,
but it was a major part of my social scene.
Mind your step, guys.
It's still there.
It's still, like, a massive thing people do.
You do have, like, the proper, serious polo players.
I wasn't one of them.
How do you feel about meeting my friends for the first time?
- I think it should be good. I'm looking forward to it.
- Yeah. Do not embarrass me.
No, I'm joking. - We'll see. We'll see.
- My brother, Deji, my older brother,
he actually lives in Long Island,
so I invited him. So, we grew up as three.
So, I have a much older brother,
and then there's Deji, and then there's me.
During my dad's marriage to my mom,
he also had two additional children,
but Deji and I, we're very close.
- I think someone's pulling up.
- Oh, yeah, let's go out and greet them.
- We made it. - Who's the bob?
- All right. - I just could see the back of your head.
- Yes. - Welcome.
- Oh, my gosh, Tia, this is you in a male form.
- Oh, my Angel.
Good to see you. You look beautiful.
- Thank you. So do you.
- Hi. - Hi, babe.
- Thank you. Hello, Tia.
Muah, muah. - Muah, muah.
- Thank you.
- K-boogie. - Hey.
- Let's polo!
- Wen-dizzle, this is cute. - Hey, baby.
- Very. That hat is amazing.
- Yes. - Thank you.
- Tia, lay the law down on the ladies.
You know, sometimes they don't know how to act.
- No, but guess what, we want it to be exciting,
so some little shade.
Don't snatch the ponytail off, anybody.
- Okay, none of that.
- Um, it's nice we're all here.
- Yes.
- So, guys, I just wanna say thank you so much for coming.
You'll meet a lot of my colleagues and my clients,
which was why I was like I cannot afford to have,
like, some nonsense going on.
- Someone is very noticeably absent, Tia.
- Yes, she was, um, disinvited.
- Uh-huh. - What happened there, Tia?
- I was kicked out for the very first time in my life.
- Oh, wow. - Yes.
I have better things to do. - Take your things and be gone!
Toodle-doo.
- I've heard so much about the lies and the web.
Now, I'm in the web.
- To be honest, I'm gonna need some solid proof
that my girl's a liar.
- So, do you know she wasn't gonna come to your wedding
until she knew that Wendy and I
were coming to your wedding?
- What? - Do you think that that's true?
- That is true.
- Stacey, you're going to the wedding.
- I believe so. Yeah.
- What you mean? - We-we're-we're good.
- She told me she had to move around a lot of things
in order to be there.
- Okay, babe. - That's what she said.
**
- Oh, I see it.
- Yes!
- Hello, hello.
- Welcome to equestrian land.
- No shade to the horses--
I'm not really here for all of this.
I'm just here for the food and the champagne.
- Hi. How are you?
- It's hot.
- I love your dress.
I don't even know if I can even say hi with this hat.
- Muah, muah. It's okay. I know.
- Hi.
- Tia, you're bringing the color.
Tia done brought the color, child.
Tia, you done brought the color.
You know what?
I am going to enjoy this event
because this is where Ashley
is gonna find her second husband.
- Very nice. - You've all met Rob,
and this is Derek.
- Hello. Nice to meet you-- Ashley.
- These white people have never seen Black women.
They are intrigued.
We should sing the Black national anthem.
Can we do that?
- Is there a Black national anthem?
- The Stevie Wonder? - We can sing--
we can sing "Lift Every Voice and Sing."
- I don't think they're ready for that.
- That's why we're gonna do it.
[laughing]
- We have the opportunity to sing
the national anthem, and I was, okay,
well, we've got two singers.
We've got Angel, who is an opera trained singer.
[vocalizing]
- And we've got Ashley, who is a singer.
There is an opportunity to sing the national anthem.
- That's so sweet. - Angel, I wanted to know
if you would sing the national anthem that day.
- You didn't consider me?
- We would like to sing "Lift Every Voice and Sing."
- Okay, lovely.
I knew it wasn't going to be a Grammy award performance,
but it would be a performance, nonetheless.
- Shoot your shot. - Okay.
- Will be doing our national anthem.
- Our national anthem. - This is lovely.
- Our national anthem. - Okay.
- ...that would love to sing--
- I'm gonna get in the shade really quickly.
- ...and I have two wireless microphones, right here.
- Oh, oh, oh. - * Mi-mi-mi-mi * We ready?
[clearing throat] All right, we're ready, coach.
- One, two, three.
* Lift every voice and sing *
* Till earth and heaven ring *
* Let our rejoicing rise *
* High as the glistening skies *
* Let it resound *
* Loud as the rolling sea *
- Thank you! [cheers and applause]
- Just a group of talented ladies. - Thank you very much.
- I had my back turned to the people.
I don't know what their faces were like.
I don't know if they were singing to the song,
if they knew the words.
I don't know the words.
I'm going to learn the words
'cause I never wanna be left out of that, again.
And-and we looked beautiful, dammit.
- All right, we have our two teams here,
Sotheby's versus [indistinct].
- Tia.
- I-I know how to throw it in.
- Here you go. - All right, the ball is in.
**
- There you go.
Go, Laura! Yeah, Laura.
[cheers and applause] Yeah, girl.
- This is good. It smells like outside.
- Yeah, it does, very good.
- No, I smell hot, right now.
- Tia, would you like to join us
and stomp the divots? - Yes, okay.
- Ladies, would you all like to go help us
stomp the divots, please? - Are we doing the divots?
- Yes, let's stomp divots. - All right.
- Why are we stomping? There's sh-- on the field.
- You-you have to stomp the holes.
- Yeah, but there's sh-- on the field.
Y'all wanna stomp with sh-- on the field?
- Oh.
- I love horses, but, like, come on, now.
We didn't dress all cute for this.
Y'all don't have people y'all pay for this?
- It's part of the experience.
- Yeah, part of the experience.
- An all-white outfit gives understated luxury,
not stomping the divots.
- Make sure you don't step in the poop, y'all!
**
- Can I pull you to the side, real quick?
So, first of all,
thank you for coming to my wedding.
It did set me back a little bit
when it was even a question
on if Stacey is coming to the wedding.
It wouldn't have been a question
if it was her wedding.
- Right, you wouldn't have even blinked.
You know, it was interesting because Stacey and I
actually had a really good time at your wedding.
- Yeah, y'all had some fun.
- And it's like, uh, those are glimpses of her
that I see we could. - Yes, yes.
- And then she goes and does this other stuff
that sort of compound.
- I've never really questioned Stacey
and her behavior toward me.
- I don't think that I have been a good friend. Um...
- Aww, that's a-- that's a heavy title to say.
- No, I pride myself on my friendships,
and I love you. - Yeah.
There's no way that Stacey has told these girls
that she wasn't coming to my wedding
or anything like that.
- I just hope that she doesn't do anything
to violate your trust.
I really do. - I really do, too.
- Fingers crossed. - Ha, girl!
- That was so awesome.
- You guys wanna pet the horses here?
- Just pet 'em? So sweet. Oh, hi.
We're gettin' some food now? - Yeah.
- Oh, wait, there's sausage. - I'll take a piece of bread.
- Oh, whose dog is this?
The dog is like, please let something fall on the floor.
- That body is looking good, girl.
- Aww, thank you, sis.
- So, ladies, did you have fun?
I know I made you work a little bit.
- Yes, I didn't mind. - It was a good time.
- Yeah. - It was a good time. - Thank you for coming.
- I feel like our group was, like, you know, we're-
we're slowly getting back to a good place.
We were a little fractured there for a while.
Angel, something that you had mentioned to us
is that you felt like we weren't
really making an effort to include you into the group.
- I think that not knowing me, and me not knowing you ladies,
the olive branch, just a quick text,
it would have made me feel a little more included,
and I take up space.
- But you gotta meet us halfway, babe.
- I'm-I'm willing.
- But this would have been a good opportunity, I think,
to maybe spend a little more time with other ladies
in the group, you know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Do you think she did that? - No.
- Okay, well, I hear you. - So...
- And that'll happen, definitely.
These one-sided interaction these ladies want me to have
with my hat in my hand, "Please talk to me,
please, please, please," like, that's just not who I am.
I think that it was made up.
It was a great time, and she ended it on a sour note.
I'm excited to spend one-on-one time
with everybody.
Even Miss Wendy, we're gon' be all right.
We're all gon' be all right.
- Oh, y'all are gon' be all right, Wendy?
- Speak it into existence.
- Speak it.
**
- All right.
I just cannot believe it that, uh,
we're going back to Colorado.
**
I'm gonna grab these boxes.
Gettin' the things together here.
- Gettin' up outta here. - Yeah.
I just cannot believe it that, uh,
we're going back to Colorado.
- Definitely sucks, too. - It does suck.
Having to be outta here early, unexpectedly,
I was so pissed off.
I know you're mad, too. It's annoying.
It's inconvenient. - Yeah, yeah, I was,
and then I thought about it.
[sighs] - God.
I mean, just long story short,
we got the rental, so that, obviously,
we could be in Maryland
while we're looking for our Maryland home.
How do you feel about being here?
- I like it.
- It is important, where family and community
is concerned, to be in Maryland.
As far as a house goes, what do you think our budget is?
- Seven mil.
- The homeowners thought that we were going to be gone
for a certain period of time,
and there was a miscommunication on dates.
It's as simple as that, and that's why
we're trying to find a house to buy,
so we don't have to encounter that situation again.
- Hey, girlfriend! - Hey, babe, is that Kei?
- Yeah, it's me. I brought some wine.
- Oh, thank you, babe. - 'Cause we're all--
what the hell is going on? - Girl, the most.
- Hey, Bob. - What's up, girl?
- The most? - The most.
Long story short, we're going back to Colorado.
- What do you mean go back? - Like-like, on a plane.
- No, you just got here. You can't leave me.
Well, you're packing the house up, right now?
- Uh-huh. [knocking]
Who is that? Yeah, I am.
- I'm, like, shocked.
Was the proper conversations had?
Who did you speak with? What is going on here?
Bobby, what is going on?
- Hi, gorgeous. - Hey, honey. Muah.
- How are you?
- We're gonna-- we're gonna be back.
- You-you're coming back. - Yeah.
- Oh, is that Kei's voice I'm hearing?
Hi, babe. - I need the wine now.
[laughing]
- We're coming back. - Muah. Hey. Muah.
- We're coming back. We're coming back.
- What is going on? - What did you bring?
- Sweet 'cause it sounded like she may need it.
- Okay, good, I brought wine.
- I was just telling Kei. - What?
- Basically, long story short, this house was double booked.
I got a message from the homeowner basically saying,
"I hope you had a good stay."
It's okay, guys. It's perfect.
- That's okay? Open something.
Is it okay? Why are you not freaking out?
[laughing] I'm alarmed.
All the questions are going through my mind.
I'm thinking, have you been kicked out?
What was the agreement?
'Cause I'm thinking, is the landlord breaking it?
Is this like an Airbnb?
- It's like a short-term rental agreement.
- So, where are you gonna put your stuff?
Are you gonna put it in, like, storage?
- Uh, well, this house came furnished,
so this is not our furniture.
- Okay. - Okay.
- All we have, is our clothes and stuff here.
- Oh, oh. - Okay.
- So, that's we have to go back 'cause we have to get our stuff.
- Okay. - Oh, okay.
But now, we've got to get serious
about buying you a house. I wasn't sure.
Like, are you working with a realtor?
Like, I don't want to-- - Yes, and--
okay, Jessica is wonderful. - Okay.
- But I am down to double team it.
- 'Cause Jessica's not Tia.
I didn't wanna mix business with pleasure, but I'm also,
like, I'm invested in you guys staying here.
- How can you help? Yeah, we can help.
- Tia's a Sotheby's realtor. - Oh, you are?
- Hi. Yeah, and I actually just run things.
- Bobby's like, "Ooh." - This whole time?
- We have a listing up the street. Did you see it?
- We've been on Zillow this whole time.
- All right, well, y'all can help me pack upstairs.
- Okay. All right, cool. - Okay, perfect.
- The horrors persist.
It's crazy how much you can accumulate in six months.
- This needs to go in here. - Yeah.
- So, that's, like, your books, colors, that.
- The thing is, I mean, it is inconvenient,
but we're an NFL family, and we are used to moving
because of his profession.
Hey, Bobby!
Massie?
I'm grateful to God that we have the ability
to live this two-state lifestyle,
and the search for a Maryland home continues.
- Oh, no, no, no, she's like, what are we doing?
What are you doing with my stuff, lady?
- See ya, Bobs! - Bye, Bobby!
Take care. Take it easy. - Bye.
[laughing]
- Okay.
Oh, sh--, I should have used the toilet at Angel's house.
I forgot. [phone ringing]
Hello, darling. - Where have you been?
- I know. I've missed you, friend.
I've been thinking about you.
- Oh, this is gonna be lovely. Okay, thank you.
And my children should be on their best behavior
'cause Alexis is coming out of being grounded,
so Lord knows she has nowhere else to go.
- You know, I feel like sometimes
she has a bit of an attitude.
- She's not dumb. Stop using the word "dumb."
I've asked you to stop saying, "Dumb.'
- I know you're not talking, Alexis.
- Can I take your lip gloss with me?
- You can just get one.
- I took her phone away, and it's amazing.
I've seen some change.
- Yeah, it's one day at a time-- one day at a time.
- Yeah, yeah, one day at a time.
I actually just left Angel's, poor thing.
She's literally having to move out.
- What? Why?
- Apparently, her lease is up, and they've already
rented it out to somebody else.
So, she is just gonna go back to Colorado
and then really focus on buying a place and, like,
come-come back properly.
- Oh, no, I-I don't think that's the case.
I-I thought she's from here.
Like, I think her husband is from Virginia.
I want no parts of it. I don't want to hear it.
I'm, like, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Famous last words, I wish I never.
I wish, like, as it came out, I... "da-da-da-da-da".
**
- Oh, no, I-I don't think that's the case.
I-I thought she's from here.
Like, I think her husband is from Virginia.
- Oh, gosh.
- Huh.
When she first started renting the house that she lives in,
she didn't give the lady the right timeframe, okay?
She thought we'd be finished filming this show,
but we're not.
We're still filming, but the lady said,
"You ain't give me all of that time that you need.
Now, you gots to go."
- Hopefully, this is just, like, a temporary setback.
- Wow, I-- that's the last thing I thought you were gonna say.
- I know. [laughing]
- Okay, all right. Well, I will see you soon.
- All right, babe. Check on Angel.
Make sure she's all right. - Okay, will do.
- All right, darling, take care. Bye.
- Okay, okay.
**
- Well, let me get the door for you, miss.
- Hey, welcome in. - Let me get the door for you.
- How are you? - Good. How are you?
- Good. - What's your name?
- Kamrynn. - Hey, Kamrynn.
You guys are gonna follow me right this way.
- Okay.
- We're gonna get you into class, okay?
- Awesome. Kam is a little Wendy.
- Coach Dion, this is Kamrynn. - Hey, Kamrynn, how you doin'?
You ready to have fun today? - Kamrynn does everything.
Kamrynn is an equestrian. She's a soccer player.
She's in her school play. And I'm here for all of it.
This reminds me when we took Kruz to karate,
and it's so funny 'cause when we took Kruz
to his karate class, Kamrynn was a baby.
- Is this Mr. Kruz? Do you know why you're here?
- Power Ranger training. - Power Ranger training.
- And now, look at her. - Amazing.
- Babe, listen. - What's up?
- Okay, so, please make sure that Thursday you're available
because I am doing the family Potomac and Ponies.
- What is that? Potomac and Ponies?
- Gizelle and I came together and decided to have an event.
Last year, I took 'em to Panama on the 4th,
and I just feel like, you know, we should do something
to commemorate every 4th.
We do have the 4th of July holiday coming up.
- Yeah.
- I think we should all come together.
Have you seen Eddie's office? I have to show it to you.
- Ooh, Wendy must be making some money.
- And we're gonna do a potluck, too,
so everybody is gonna bring somethin'.
- So, what are you bringing? - I'm bringing fried chicken.
- Fried chicken.
- Our kitchen is out of commission, right now.
- Yes.
- The renovations have been driving me insane.
- The endless renovations-- did you stay on budget?
- Baby, it's a pretty penny.
- So, you didn't stay on budget. - No.
Can I be honest with you? - Yes.
- I haven't-- I haven't counted.
But what I do know is,
if one invoice is already over 100k,
you already know you blew the budget.
That's how I know the budget is over.
Renovations are harder than I thought.
Once you get into it, you have a number in mind,
but then you start seeing different things you like,
and that makes you have to make pivots.
We're just collecting invoices, at this point.
So, that's that.
But what I did want to tell you, though, is,
I know I've been going back and forth
with everything with my dad. I-I'm gonna call him.
I was thinking about writing down my thoughts,
but I don't think I wanna do that.
I just wanna go off-- - Just go off-- yeah.
- I just wanna go off the jump. - No, I was gonna say,
I mean, it's definitely something that you should,
instead of thinking about it, you should just do.
- I have not spoken to my father since my trip to Nigeria.
He has called me, but I haven't picked up
because I've been scared of what that conversation
will be like.
I don't want too much time to go by.
Whatever the result of the conversation
between my dad and I will be, I just wanna take that
and be able to move on.
So, what happens after the phone call?
So, I call. He picks up.
We talk. - Yeah. Then what?
- Do I now-- yeah, then what?
- Me and my sibling is, like, we make--
we have, like, the monthly sibling reconnect
where we talk and, you know, see how everyone is doing.
But, like, we're not best friends, by any means,
you know.
One thing I did learn through my process is,
they never met my expectations.
But then once I eliminated expect--
my expectations, I met them wherever they were,
and that was good enough.
- Eddie has been a really good support system
through all of this because Eddie speaks from
a place of experience.
Thank you, guys, so much for coming.
Out of all of this, this means the most.
- Aww, I'm gonna cry.
- His journey with his family gives me hope
that nothing is too deep that family can't resolve.
Yay, Kam. - Good job, Kam. Yes.
I'm not letting you win. - Ready, set, and go!
Let's do it! - Go, Kam!
- Yeah! Yeah!
- It's a tie. - No, it's not.
- It was a tie.
[laughing]
- Coming up next...
- Oh, look at Stacey.
Is that her husband? That's Thiemo?
**
- Hi. - Hi.
- I'm meeting a girlfriend for lunch.
- I will show you your table.
Please follow me. I like your dress.
- Oh, thank you.
* Best they all know that I'm the best *
- All right. Hi. - Hi.
- This is cute.
- Nice to see you. - Welcome to L'Ardente.
- Likewise. Nice to see you.
- Enjoy. Thank you. - Okay, thank you.
- Michelle Obama teaches us that when they go low,
we go high.
So, I'm gonna take a gummy and go high,
and meet K today.
I looked at the menu briefly,
before you arrived. - Okay.
- And, I don't know what you feel like today,
but maybe-- - Uh, anything without cheese.
- We have to start with burrata.
Do you like burrata?
- I don't eat cheese, Stacey. - You don't eat cheese.
I didn't know that about you. - No. It's okay.
Stacey invites me out and says that,
you know, she'd like for us to have a conversation,
and I think it's appropriate, because this is getting ugly.
- Are you guys ready to order, maybe?
Have you decided? - I think so.
- Yeah, I think we're ready. - Yes, thank you.
- If I can get a espresso martini.
I'm, like, a little bit sleepy.
- You know, I'll have what she's having,
and then, um, I would like to please start
with the burrata without any olives.
- Okay.
- I just told this girl I don't eat cheese.
- I don't know what you feel like today but maybe--
- Uh, anything without cheese.
I'm gonna get the farro salad.
- Okay. - Really quickly,
I just wanna confirm that there's no cheese.
I'm allergic to cheese,
so I just wanna say it one more time.
- No problem. Okay. - Okay, great. Thank you.
- So, isn't that crazy that I've known you all this time,
and I didn't know that you were allergic to cheese?
I think that's- that's kind of sad.
- I don't think it is crazy
given the-the dynamics of our relationship,
at this moment. No, I don't.
It's disheartening because I just feel like,
what I like to think about our relationship from the top,
is the fact that we started at Lake Norman, right?
- You're sharing this room with K.
- If I have to sleep in a bunkbed,
I would wanna sleep with you, K.
- Oh, my God, that is so kind.
We shared a very intimate time there,
all the things, right? - All the things.
So, when I showed up at that Bloom Ball,
you were so nasty to me.
Hi, Stacey. - Um, this isn't--
- So, I was making sure that she--
- Oh, you didn't speak to K? - No, you--
- Hi. Nice to see you. - Okay, nice to see you, too.
- You wanna fight every other time.
- If I wanna fight, you know I know how to fight, Stacey,
so don't do that. Don't do that. You know that.
- I know you can fight. I know you can. I've seen it.
You have to keep it in chron-chronological order.
- No, chronological order.
- What happened at Gizelle's house after January?
- So, at Gizelle's house, oh, yeah-- oh, yeah,
I was very upset at Gizelle's house.
- You screamed at me and said,
"You're a phony. You're a fraud."
- You lied on national TV. Looked in the camera.
Tried to cry about it.
Couldn't even squeeze a tear
out of that little, beady-ass eye.
- Please explain to me why the next time I see you,
I would be like, "Hey, girl, hey."
Are you kidding me?
- You weaponized my altercation
when I was assaulted against me on the regular.
- Because every time I see you...
- What else are you talking about?
- ...all you do is scream at me,
and do this kind of stuff. - Stacey, what is this?
What is this? - I don't know what that is.
- What is this, Stacey? That's alluding to--
- That's what you did to me at Gizelle's party.
- I think I did this.
Did you pay TJ? Did you pay TJ?
Don't do me.
I know a tight-ass ho
when I see one. - Here we go.
I've never once said you were violent.
I don't wanna get chin checked.
- You got it already. You got one.
- I'm sure you're the person to show me.
I've never even seen the text messages that you had.
It was asked of me, "Did you date Chris?"
And I said, "I've never dated him.
"I know him socially."
Why would you go to Monique and say,
"You know Stacey? She dated your ex-husband."
- I don't know for a fact what Stacey has done,
but I do know for a fact
that I've seen images of Stacey with Chris.
I have accepted Stacey for who she is.
She doesn't wanna own her truth,
and there's nothing more to really discuss
between Stacey and I besides how we can get along.
- It's really sad because we actually have
a lot in common.
You have a wellness brand. I've just launched one.
- All the things. I heard. - I'm back with my husband.
From what I've heard, you're back with Greg.
- Here's the thing. This is where it gets muddy at,
'cause there's lies,
and there's not being forthcoming.
- Sure.
- I am a very passionate person.
I'm a very direct person.
I would like for me to be able to have conversations with you,
and it's never gonna feel like you have to fear
for your safety when it comes to me
because I would never harm you.
And I just-- I don't want that to have to be the landing point
for your defense every time we have to have a conversation.
- I can, um, accept that. - Okay, great.
- In the spirit of moving forward...
- Mm-hmm. - Um...
if there's something that you hear about me,
can you please give me the benefit of the doubt
and just ask me? - I will.
I will come to you and ask you about it first, Stacey.
- Thank you. - All right.
Well, this-this was good. - It was good.
- Yay. The food was good. - Cheers to moving forward.
- Well, I don't got much. - You got a little bit.
You can cheers. Toast.
Come on, now, K. - Cheers.
All right, now, Stacey. All right, Detroit.
Mm-hmm. - Okay, Baltimore.
- Coming up next...
- One of my friends, who is a realtor,
told me... - Mm-hmm.
- "This girl came up to me
"and said, 'I need a house in Potomac.
"'I need it to look like it's $50,000 a month,
"'but I'm only willing to pay $2,000 to $3,000
**
- Hi. How are you? - Good.
- Um, Bryant, table for three.
- Welcome. Can I start you with anything to drink?
- Yes. Do you have Ilegal? - We do. Ilegal, yes.
Mm-hmm. - You do? Okay.
So I'll take that. Then, um--
Which starters are good?
- Um, so, I personally like the ahi tuna tacos.
- Let's do that. Thank you. - Okay. You're welcome.
**
- Hello. Hi. - Oh, Wendy!
- How are you? How are you doin'?
- Hi, Wendy. - Hi.
- Okay, have a seat. - Where am I sitting?
- Over here.
- Hello, friends. - Hi.
- Hi. How are you? - How are we?
Hi. - How ya doin'?
- I'm good. Hi. - How ya doin'?
- Ooh, I love these braids. - Oh, thank you. How you doin'?
- I relate to the braids. Yeah.
- Oh, really? Oh.
- When I told y'all I'm gettin' my period, like,
twice in a month sometimes... - Oh, gosh.
- Like, I feel like I'm about to get it, again.
[phone dings] - Oh, baby.
Every month, Eddie has it, like, on his calendar.
He'll just be, like, just in his office like...
[laughing] - Okay, wait a minute, ladies.
Ladies, we have been invited.
This is from Angel. - Okay, okay, tell us.
- Oh.
Oh!
- Because the ladies have made so many different overtures
about not getting to know me and how I'm so closed off,
and since we've needed go back to Colorado,
inviting them to my happy place and space
is a way for them to get to know me a little bit more.
- Okay, I-- - Cowgirl boots
and Daisy Dukes. - Okay.
- I got somethin' to say about Angel.
- Okay. - Okay.
- I called Tia to invite her to our cowboy Potomac party.
- Girl, you're making calls?
That's-that's why I don't do sh-- with you.
- I just--
- It's supposed to be a collaborative effort.
- We're celebrating the 4th of July.
- Okay. - But...
the queen is coming to town, as in Beyonce.
- On the 4th, yes, she is. - Yes, on the 4th.
So, that's why we wanted to incorporate, like,
a little cowboy theme, right? - Yeah.
- Okay. So, it's just a whole week of western?
Like... - Um...
- Yeah, but we started first. - We-we did it first.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- She's copying us. - Yeah.
- Okay, I only got one pair of assless chaps.
[laughing]
- We're bringing the kids. We're bringing the husbands.
Yes. - The kids, the husbands--
I've asked Stacey to bring the potato salad.
- There better not be no raisins, no grapes.
- Wait a minute. Potato salad?
- Yeah. - Oh, hell no.
I'm not eating that. - Stacey said, "Yay!"
- Yay? [laughing]
- No, ma'am. - No ma'am. No, ma'am.
- No. - And in that spirit,
I think we should all bring something,
like a little potluck. - Like a potluck, cute.
- You know? - Okay.
- And Stacey wants to bring potato salad.
- Okay, so, um, when I called Tia,
Tia just left Angel's house. - Okay.
- Angel got kicked out of her house.
You know, they're renting.
Said, um, your little lease is up,
and you have to get outta here. - What?
- Angel, you have been evicted.
Didn't you tell us you was top tier WAG?
This is not top tier WAG.
Let-- where is Taylor Swift?
She top tier WAG.
- You know what? Let me tell you this tea.
- What? Tell. - Because one of my friends,
who is a realtor, told me... - Mm-hmm.
- "This girl came up to me
"and said, 'Hey, I need a house in Potomac.
"'I need it to look like it's $50,000 a month,
"'but I'm only willing to pay $2,000 to $3,000
"'for the house.'" [laughing]
- You are lying! - And then,
she wanted to have, like, this lavish lifestyle presented,
but she said that she just wanted to pay a certain amount.
Look, if she want a discount,
by all means, baby, get your discount.
I'm not vested in Angel's living accommodations.
I'm more vested in Angel
and how she shows up for us as friends.
- Is Angel broke?
- I feel like Bobby is over it.
- He doesn't like it here.
- Well, I heard he don't like--
I heard he don't like Eddie.
[laughing]
I heard he don't like the guys.
Okay, fine, I made that up.
[laughing]
**
Are you excited?
Ahh, this is so cute!
**
- How are you? - Hey.
Of course, it's cute. Brenda did it.
- Hi. How are you? - Hi.
- You know the girls.
[groans] - Hey, howdy, cowgirl.
All right.
What does mommy have us gettin' into today?
- What is happening here?
- This is my co-partner, who-- I-I thought you forgot.
- How-- no, I-I was on time. - I thought you weren't coming.
- Coming together to do this
was really interesting,
because you've seen my 40th birthday.
[screaming] - Hand is going up.
- Hey!
- The events Gizelle has thrown--
- Oh, Lord, my balloons.
- Not the same aesthetic but we came together.
- How you doin', Miss Gizelle? - Okay, this is what?
Fried chicken? Hi, Eddie. - That's fried chicken.
- Wendy gave out the food assignments,
and then here she come with a bucket of Popeye's chicken.
Ma'am.
Cotton candy over here in the corner.
This is a taste test.
- Oh, I love that.
- Oh, it's cowboy time.
Okay, let me take this. - Yes, please.
- This is what, fried chicken, honey?
- That's fried chicken, yes.
We fried it with the best oil.
- Who is that? That's Tia. Howdy!
- Howdy!
[laughing]
- You brought the folks out.
- Hi. - Hi, honey.
- How are you? - Very good. How are you?
- Muah, muah. Okay, I'll take this.
- Yes. - Okay.
- Is that-that catfish? - That's catfish-- catfish.
- Yes. - Very important to our group.
- Hi. [laughter]
- We have had so many events in this group,
and, naturally, we always cater.
But, like, to make it really a family style event,
it has to be potluck.
- I feel like it was appropriate
to bring catfish to the party.
It's a running theme in our group.
- Angel, I did not know that that was you
on these pictures.
I felt, like, straight catfished.
- And I was hoping that Angel would see it
and know that this, baby girl, is for you.
- Hi, cutie pie. - Hi.
- Beyonce is really coming today.
Look at you. - Yes, baby.
- Hey, ladies, how are y'all?
- Hi. How are you? - Hi, hi, hi, hi.
Hey, Greg, how you doin'?
- Hey, [indistinct]. - How are you?
- Hold on. Let me see. Let's call my girl.
Hold on.
Hey, babe, I have you on speaker.
How far are you away?
- We're-we're far. But, still, we'll be there.
- How far are you? - Far-far, like how far?
- Oh, he said, "Get there when we get there."
- Okay, we'll get there when we get there, Bobby.
Okay, but-but-- - Oh, that's lovely.
- Oh, that didn't sound very family friendly.
- Okay.
- Angel, first of you, you're running two hours late.
Like, why would you even say that?
You'll get there when you get there.
Well, actually, turn around and go home.
Oh, I forgot. You don't have one.
- Why does Bobby have all this energy?
Like, sir, pipe down.
That Bobby, child, I think...
he got a temper on him.
- She's had a stressful week, though, with the move.
- She did. She did. - Whose fault is that?
Who gets booted out their house?
- Let's be compassionate. - It wasn't-- you know what?
- Haven't you had a stressful week?
- I do. - Okay, and you're here.
With all your kids. - I've had a stressful week.
- I mean, Bobby was just being honest.
They just packed their house up, having two little kids,
like, trying to drive to way up Baltimore.
I'm sure Bobby is just, like, frustrated.
- With all of our kids,
you know, I've got a little kids, Wendy.
- You know what I mean? I do, too.
I respect that. I'm a mom of three.
I know what it's like to get all these kids here.
- She's coming. She's on her way.
- You're all done? Okay, put that in the trash.
- Okay, let's-let's have some drinks. Let's drink.
- I need a drink. - Drinks.
- Yeah. - That's not agua.
- Oh, look at Stacey.
Is that her husband? That's Thiemo?
- Hi.
- Oh, look at Stacey.
Is that her husband? That's Thiemo?
- Hi.
- Wow, you guys got the memo.
- How are you? - How's it going? Eddie.
- I'm Thiemo. - Thiemo, nice to meet you.
- I'm gonna be completely honest, as I always am.
The only reason Thiemo is showing up today
is because of my relationship with Wendy.
- Howdy! How are you? - Hey.
No one else really matters.
- Hi. - Hi.
- This is Adore and Grace.
These are my beautiful children.
How are you, sir? - This is Miss Gizelle.
- How are you? - Gizelle.
Very nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Okay, so, there's some fun little stuff over here.
The girls will help you.
There's face painting over here.
I've never seen this man.
Does he look like I thought he would look?
Yep, that's about right.
Anybody named Thiemo, that's what he looks like.
- Let me put this down real quick.
- Hi, I am Wendy. - Hi.
- It's a pleasure to meet you. - Wendy, it's so nice to meet you.
- I've heard so much about you.
It's good to finally meet you.
- I love your outfit. - Thank you, princess.
I love your outfit.
I am very happy to see Thiemo.
The ladies have continuously talked about him.
They've questioned his existence.
Were you a part of the process of the potato salad?
- Of course. - Thiemo, you made it?
- I didn't make it. I was part of the process.
- Okay, part-- That's all that matters.
Anyway, um, let's move on.
- Oh, hello. - Thiemo-- Ashley.
Ashley-- Thiemo. - Hello. How are you?
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Mom? - Wow, yes, in the flesh.
It's really nice to know that Thiemo actually does exist.
I almost pinched him to make sure he was real.
I was happy to see that he was there supporting his wife,
even after she got busted paying to play with TJ.
Kudos, props, he gets points in my book.
- I'm so excited for everyone to try my potato salad.
You know, it's gonna be best dish.
- It's always been the best.
- A lot of people don't know this,
but I am a fabulous cook.
Look at what it's looking at.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- That's a-- - It's not even cooked.
Why is this brown? Oh, no, Stacey.
- This is peach cobbler from Detroit.
- Cobbler from Detroit? [laughing]
- My potato salad, world class--
my secret ingredient is love.
Love.
- Yeah, give-give it to me.
- Gizelle, can we eat some food?
The kids are hungry.
- You good, babe? - Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go in,
uh, ahead of you. - All right. All right, okay.
- Where's my catfish?
- Your catfish is right here.
- Oh, I love how we just have the fried chicken out and--
- Yeah, that's me.
- I thought the kitchen was done.
- Just in case. [laughing]
- You know what that is?
- This is mine. Do you wanna see?
- I better see some seasoning.
I need to see some pepper flakes.
- Ooh! - Okay!
I still gotta taste it, but it looks official.
- It looks official. See? - Yes, good job.
- The mac and cheese is here.
[laughing]
Muah, muah. - Muah, muah.
Oh! - Oh!
- Got it?
- As long as we got the mac and cheese secure.
- We gotta get some of the jollof rice?
- She made it? - Yeah.
- What is what?
- I like the potato salad.
- If you eat some lunch,
I'll do tug of war after lunch.
Can we shake on it?
You gotta catch my hand.
- Thank you.
- It's Thiemo. - Thiemo?
- Thiemo. - Where the (BLEEP)
did his name have an "O" in it?
- I mean, it's not. It's silent.
- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's silent. - I didn't see her here.
- Okay.
- Ready?
- Ahh.
- So, first things first,
it's now time to give out awards.
- Yes.
- Because everyone is a winner--
at least that's what we say.
We don't really mean it. - Some people.
- What's up? What's happening?
- Hey, hey. - This looks cute.
Hi. - Welcome.
- What's going on, boss? How ya doin', man?
- Nice to see you.
- Oh, G, what's up, bro? What's happening?
Good to see you, man. How are you?
- Yeah, I'm good, man.
- So, we had Gizelle Bryant on desserts.
Jassi Harris on mac and cheese.
Those were real good. That was real good.
- That was homemade, too, girl. That was homemade.
- I was-- I was up this mornin'.
I was up early. I was up early.
- We have-- - We have Ashley Darby on catfish.
- Ashley Darby on catfish.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Ashley Darby made catfish.
- I did-- very appropriate.
- She can take that catfish and shove it.
What could be her justification
for bringing catfish?
At least, when you came to my house, you had a chef.
You had a real open bar.
[clears throat] Ten dollar party.
But we show up to an event for kids
with Popeye's and a half-rented space.
Please, show some respect.
- What's up, fellas? How is everything?
- Yeah, man. - What's good, bro?
- This one over here. What's up?
- So, y'all came a little-- a little tardy to party, huh?
- Somebody gotta do it. - Yeah, man.
- Hey, how we doin'?
This is Miss Angel, and this is Gaia.
- You are so handsome. This is my daughter, Gaia.
- Four phones? - I have-- I have three,
but my dad is gonna buy me another one.
- Wow.
- All right.
- Yeah, mama, so, from what I understand,
Tia has talked to Gizelle,
and you had to move within days.
- We're used to moving. We're an NFL family.
We had a short-term lease for this property,
originally, because we thought,
within a certain period of time,
we would-- we would find a house.
- Are you living here, or are you going back to Colorado?
- Well, we're gonna back to Colorado,
and then get our stuff, and pack up,
and then we're just gonna be back and forth
until we find a house that we want.
- Was it originally for July 12th or the 1st
when you booked it?
- It-it was originally for-- I don't know, actually.
I-I don't know what happened, to be honest with you.
I don't know what happened but--
- Baby, it's just hard for me to understand
because, as a mom,
I know that you're very on top of it, right?
- Yes, I am. - So, to hear that
you were confused about the date...
- Mm-hmm. - That's not--
That's not something I would see you doing.
- No.
- They were saying you were evicted, girl.
- Wendy's a mess.
Wendy-Wendy throws a remix on it.
- I ain't gonna dance around it.
The people say you were evicted.
- Say it ain't so.
- Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
- So, what's your plans for moving in?
My plan is just to smile every day and be quiet.
[laughing]
- I remember my mom calling us, saying,
"Your brother and sister are coming."
I was like, huh? - What brother and sister?
- So, when he died,
it was the most awkward time for me.
- Hello?
- I called Dad.
- I'm already pissed off, so don't piss me more off.
- You guys always do this to me.
- Oh, shut the (BLEEP) up, Wendy!
- Oh, Mom!