- Previously, on
"The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
- I wanna do a Nigerian lounge.
- Twenty percent-- that's $300,000.
- The restaurant is gonna put a big strain on your finances.
It is too much.
- So, ladies, we're gonna go down to the M.I.A.
Cheers!
- Ahh, Miami!
[cheering] - I love it.
- So, we're gonna do M.I.A. - What's M.I.A.?
- Don't get missin' in action, honey,
'cause you're in Miami.
- We know it's my birthday week, right?
- Uh, yes, we do.
- Five-nine, baby, five-nine. - I love that.
- If it were up to me, would Charrisse be invited
to my birthday trip? No.
- I'm recording new music,
so I'm coming a little bit late,
and I'll see the girls when I get there.
- I, more than likely, will let you pick your room.
- Oh, snap. Mm-hmm.
- And the ones that I don't like so much,
like Wendy, good luck.
Here's the thing.
Sometimes you are very dismissive.
Wendy needs help, okay?
She doesn't have to give off an aura
where she's trying to, like, prove yourself.
Is that what you had done, were your boobs?
- I had my boobs done, and I had other tweaks.
How about you? What have you had done?
- Oh, everything, honey. - Because it seems like
you've had a lot of stuff done. - Yeah.
- Don't put your hand in my face.
- Okay. Well, it's in your face.
What are you gonna do about it?
Clearly, she's unhappy at home. So--
- No, sweetie. You're unhappy at home.
That's why you need to get your clit fixed.
- Girl. - Ahh!
- I really do wanna like her.
She's just really hard to ----in' like.
So, you know, me and the girls are here,
and I wanna bring them by the bar.
I got Gizelle. I got Robyn.
I got Charrisse. I got Wendy.
- Wait. Hold on. What?
[seagulls squawking]
**
- Wait. Hold on. What?
You got beef with the Nigerian queen?
- What happened? She didn't like your food?
[laughing]
What? No, seriously, what happened?
- Okay.
I met Peter about ten years ago,
and he is a dear friend of ours.
He's been over our home, Sunday dinners, cookouts.
He just became a part of the family.
He was the first man to hold Julianna
outside of her dad.
We celebrate each other's milestones
within our businesses.
And, of course, Gordon loves Peter.
I don't know if it's because they're bald with beards.
I don't know.
I ain't gonna ask no more questions.
I'll keep you updated on the ETA.
- Okay, bye.
Knowing Peter, if he has beef with someone,
it's probably because someone is messing with his money
or his business.
Interesting. I'm gonna find out what it is.
**
- Thank you for calling [indistinct] Miami Beach.
How may I direct your call? - Hi. Reservations, please.
- We need to find, like, towels in there.
- There's no towels?
- There's two towels but only one washcloth.
I'm curious where the rest of the towels are.
- Knock-knock. - Knockity-knockity.
- How are you guys? - How are you?
- Hi. - Good.
Is it okay if I sit? - Yeah. - Yes.
- I was just looking through my DMs, you know.
- And?
- This guy I dated, like, eons ago is now DMing me.
It's like, do people feel like because I'm not mar--
well, you know, not with Michael--
- Yeah, yeah. - You should hear--
you're gonna hear from every single boyfriend
that you've ever been with. - Yes.
- Oh, my God, it's a lot.
- So, any updates on the house hunting?
- So, I found that house on Friday.
I told you guys about it on Saturday.
- Yeah.
- They accepted my offer, right?
- Okay.
- This is a newer home. When was it built?
- 2017. - Oh, this is nice.
- Yes, a lotta space.
- It really is. Oh, my God!
But the tenants can't move until the end of July.
- They won't budge at all. - No, no.
I'm not gonna pursue it. - Really?
You're gonna withdraw your offer?
- Yeah, because I wanna be out by June still.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- And Michael is getting more and more difficult.
I don't know what's going on,
but everything is a fight with us now. Like--
- You know what's going on.
You're getting a divorce. - The reality of divorce.
Like, he probably really thought you were bluffing.
- I'm sure. - And even if he didn't,
their thoughts just start going crazy.
Like, he is over here thinking about you,
like, ----in' another dude. You know what I'm saying?
Like, he is, like, really-- - I'm sure he is.
- Yes, he's gonna make your life difficult.
- Michael has been finding the smallest things
to argue with me about,
whether it's that there's not enough milk for Dylan's bottle
in the refrigerator, or, you know,
he can't find Dean's pull-ups.
He lived his best life
while I sat at home with the kids.
[sighs] Like, bro, figure it out.
Like, leave me the-- leave me alone.
I'm on vacation.
[water rushing, flushing]
- Is it your steam room? - No. Guess what.
- It's the pipes.
- Every time somebody flushes the toilet,
you hear the water pipe. Here we go, okay?
And everybody is like, "Oh, you have this beautiful view."
But I gotta listen to toilet water.
[laughing] This is insane.
**
- What are you doing? Oh, you look cute.
- Thanks. - When are you arriving?
- So, I should be there-- I should land around 10 p.m.
- Okay, I will-- I will be here to-to-to receive you.
Perfect.
- Girl, it is a twin at best.
- Do you have a spray deodorant?
- No.
You've asked me for five different ----in' things.
- I-- - Jacqueline...
I'm not giving you sh--.
- Don't go there. - What?
- We're sharing a room.
- Oh, my God, y'all are loud.
- She needs mascara!
Now, you need ----in' deodorant.
I love Jacqueline, okay?
But there's this part of Jacqueline that is, like, ugh.
You even use Gordon's damn razor
that he uses to shave his ----in' balls, you know.
- Bitch, you didn't tell me
that it was his ----in' ball shaver.
- She can ask me for the first five things.
Toothpaste, deodorant, lip gloss, tampons, soap--
when she gets to that sixth thing,
bitch, you're on your own, okay?
At this point, you need to go to CVS.
- Once again, you're taking a shower first.
Okay.
- Is that a problem? - Yes, bitch.
- There's two showerheads. [laughing]
- Okay, yeah, but now- now we look like
we're in a-- we're in a throuple.
We're taking showers together.
That'll be the whole talk of the town.
- Won't be the first time.
- Jesus.
**
- Someone turn on the AC!
My nipples are cracklin'!
- I'm telling you.
You're not gonna get into a good quality hotel.
It-it was so hard finding this house.
That's why I suggest you at least keep a bed, right?
There's five showers in here.
- Okay. - Okay?
- Alrighty. - Let me know what you need.
- All right.
- Karen!
[toilet flushing, water rushing]
- I don't wanna sit on your bed
since that's where you rest your head.
- My daughter would say don't sit on my own bed
with your street clothes on. She's like--
- That's right. And I feel bad.
I don't even wear shoes in my own house.
- I know.
- So, I don't like the fact that I'm doing this.
- That we're doing that? - Yes.
How you doin'? - I'm good.
- This week, I'm about celebrating you
and making sure you have a good time.
- I'm gonna have a great time,
and that's my thing. - Okay.
- I am just like, okay, you know,
I'm gonna be engaged with my friends,
but you and I know that Charrisse and I
haven't been friends for five years.
- Hmm.
- When Charrisse approached me at my spring kickoff party,
she said, "Let's do lunch."
And I said, "Absolutely,
"but not in this type of environment."
- Can we get together? Just catch up.
I miss you. I do.
- Yeah. I look forward to it.
- Let's do it, okay?
- Sure, we could take a walk in Starbucks.
Girl, coffee is good,
and I hear they have matcha now, right?
- Oh, okay. - Look, five years ago,
Charrisse had some questionable behavior.
- People say you have a boyfriend.
Do I talk about that?
"Blue eyes", or whatever his name is?
- I haven't been friends with her in five years.
That bridge has burned down.
I don't know what, you know,
she wants to have that lunch about.
It's not that serious.
Maybe some people want it to be that serious
'cause they need it to deflect from their misery,
but it ain't like that. - Whoo!
- Just lovely. Oh, my God.
Ash! - Yes!
- Oh, are you TikToking? - Yes.
- TikTok you don't stop.
Ashley, no panties? Not tonight?
- Nope. - Okay.
- Oh, my cheeks are out there. So, no, can't use that video.
- I see your hustle, Ashley.
I see this is how you're bringing the men to the yard,
specifically to your DMs. I'm not mad.
- Where's Robyn? Is she still gettin' dressed?
- You know Robyn.
- 'Cause y'all had to share a bathroom.
- She-- of course.
- Hi. - Mia!
- Hi.
- Okay, lady in red with the red lipstick.
- You know, I was trying to be spicy for y'all
'cause we in the M.I.A. [laughing]
I saw y'all from my window.
We got ready in what, an hour?
- Yeah. - And Jacqueline needs
a comb, a toothbrush, soap, a washcloth.
- Well, she didn't bring it herself?
- Deodorant.
- Y'all share toothbrushes? - Y'all share deodorant?
- No, we don't, and that's why I said no.
- Right, there you go. Get your own sh--.
- That's fair, totally fair. - That's fair, fair enough.
- Isn't this gorgeous, you guys?
- Yeah, I love it. - I hope we have fun.
- What is on deck tonight 'cause I would like fish
on the menu? Can I have that?
- On the platter, yes. - Okay, all right.
- Where we goin'?
- We're gonna go to Bar One Miami.
- Oh, how did I know? - Oh, wow.
Does-does Wendy we're going?
You know, Wendy has a-- - Does she need to know?
- Well, she has a relationship with Peter.
- Does she? So I heard.
- They're opening a place in Baltimore, apparently.
- I heard that Peter has beef with Wendy,
is what I heard.
[laughing] - Peter has what?
- Beef with her? - Beef.
Quote, unquote, beef.
- Oh. - Did Peter tell you that?
- I was like, "Oh." Yeah.
- Ready to go.
- Peter told me that she did research
to find out somethin' that they had in common
so that she could ask him
to go into business with her.
- Really? - Quote-- these are quotes.
Like, everybody knows Peter, okay,
Cynthia Bailey's ex-husband.
- This is incredible.
I'm proud of you. - It's okay.
- Peter Thomas I met years ago at the BET Awards,
and I did a fundraiser in Baltimore at his restaurant.
He was there. We kicked it.
Peter was like, "Hmm, that girl that y'all hang around with--"
he could even remember Wendy's name at the time--
and wants to supposedly start
a Nigerian restaurant or something."
He thinks it's ludicrous,
but he was gonna play along with whatever it is
she had to say.
She can have at it 'cause I-I-I know the lie.
And you don't have no money, Wendy.
- It sounded a little fishy, but I was like, okay.
- So, Peter Thomas was like,
"I wanna go into business with you.'"
Like, give me a break.
- 'Cause she knows how to sell candles.
[laughing]
Let's get ready to go. - Yes.
- Let's go find out. Come on, Gizelle,
operation find the beef. - It's so funny to--
I just got a good kiki.
That was a good laugh. [laughing]
**
- Hi.
- Colors, yes. - Hello, mama.
- Oh, I like, I like. - Are we-- are we hungry?
Are we ready to go? Vamanos.
- Does anybody want a shot of liquor now?
- Yes. - Sure.
- I'm-I'm okay for now. - Yes?
- Yeah, yeah, yo.
- Okay, bring the energy.
- Do you wanna take a shot with us?
- Uh, baby, do bears sh-- in the woods? Yeah.
- Does a frog have a watertight asshole?
- What? - Huh?
- Does a frog have a watertight asshole?
- I don't know, do they?
- I mean, I do, too. - I guess.
- Yes. - Oh, okay.
- Mine is watertight, too. [laughing]
- Is that a thing? I have never heard that.
- Here we go.
- You being nice to me now?
- Yes, I'm being nice to you. - Oh.
- All right, babes. We start in the middle,
and then we pull it out.
Ready, go.
- Whoo! - Oh, it's so cute.
- Very cool.
- Okay, ladies, let's go!
- All right. - Okay.
We're goin' out.
- Ooh, it's a breeze. It's a breeze.
- Are you wearing panties today?
- I'm not. I sweat-- I sweat down there, too.
- I sweat a lot, too. - Yeah.
- I'm just gonna pray that nothing seeps out,
you know, onto my dress.
- I'm gonna have a good time,
but I'm not wasting my birthday morning.
- I'm just happy that Charrisse decided to come,
you guys. - I did, I think--
I think she's a sweetheart.
I really like her.
- Oh, I know she's not your favorite person but...
- Don't speak for me, Mia.
I'm open to listening and see where it goes.
- Here is my take on it.
- Oh. - So, I like Charrisse.
I'm not talking to you.
- Yes, you are. - I like Charrisse.
- Why are you being nasty to me?
- Mm-hmm, I know that.
- Mia? Mia? - We friends.
- She was a little theatrical, right,
about her needing to have the proper accommodations,
and, "Oh, my God,
and I don't share bathrooms with females."
- I could get a hotel.
I just need certain situations,
and I just need a bathroom.
- I was like, girl, it's all girls in here,
and it's five bathrooms.
Before, I was on the fence,
but now I'm siding more on your side.
- Hmm. - Because I feel like
it could be-- what she is saying about
you guys meeting up for lunch could definitely be
more of a, like, just drama.
"Yes, I need a room at the Four Seasons.
Yes, it's Charrisse."
"Who?" [laughing]
Girl, bye.
I mean, she had a bed,
so she's doin' better than Candiace.
- Oh, Lord. - So--
- I feel like I'm gonna pass out.
[laughing]
- What? This is so crazy.
People really are saying they have not gone number two
in front of their husband.
- Wait, so, you had a thing on, um,
"Reasonably Shady" about not going poop
in front of your husband? - This is so funny.
- Yeah, the topic started off as, like--
oh, I'm sorry.
You know, when you're dating someone, when do you,
like, let your guard down?
One of my best friends will not poop
in front of her husband. - I've never done that.
- You've never? - No.
- What? - I promise you.
- That's so weird. - What do you mean?
- No, or fart, no. - What?
- What do you mean?
- No. - You hold it in?
- Charrisse, now I understand why you need
your own bathroom.
Like, I'm gonna do what I need to do.
If I need to fart, I'm gonna fart.
Let the poop out. Let the poop be free.
- Juan and I have always been very open, whatever.
Like, we-we do, you know, all that
in front of each other.
But the kids, like, I still walk around naked
around my kids, which is--
Corey is 14.
I feel like it's normal. - I do it in front of--
in my house 'cause I have girls.
- But they're girls. - Yeah.
- But, like, he'll-- I'll be in the shower.
He just walks in, and it's like I'm just like--
- Corey is, like, what, 14?
Th-these boys are gettin' old.
They know what cootchie is.
Like, cover it up, Robyn. Just cover it up.
- My mom did that, too. My mom--
- But you're a girl.
- Well, with my brother in the house. - Oh, really?
- Yeah. - Oh, okay.
- And none of us thought anything of it.
He still doesn't think anything of it.
My mom still does it.
- No, okay, we're going too far.
[laughing]
Too far. Too much!
[siren wailing] - Oh, [indistinct].
- What in the world?
- Coming to get you, Charrisse.
Or maybe she needs to go take a sh--.
[laughing]
**
- Hola.
- Okay, let's do this.
Hi. - Hello, ladies.
- Hello, family, how are you? - Hi. Welcome to Bar One.
- Welcome, welcome, welcome. You can follow me.
- Okay.
- Well, I had no idea we were going to Bar One.
- Wendy.
- The perfect coincidence that we're eating here.
And even if Peter is here, you know, I'll say hi,
but I don't wanna talk anything work related this weekend.
That can wait 'til Monday.
- Oh, great, we're outside.
- Hi. - Hi.
- All right. I have to use the restroom.
I'll be back. - Okay.
- You gotta go pee? - Yeah, I do.
- All right.
- I mean, occasionally.
- See, there you go.
- Oh, you're the only one? No one else?
- I don't hookah, but she does all the time.
- Uh, I-- not all the time.
- Okay. - Mia.
- She has one at home.
- I don't have one at home, Mia.
- She's telling on you. She's telling on you.
- She's making me look like a drug addict or something.
[laughing]
- So, Mia, have you been to this location?
- Yeah, I spent New Year's Eve here.
- Okay. - Um, when he did his grand opening.
Like, he's-he's family.
I have been to Bar One Charlotte.
I came to the opening of Club One Charlotte,
and Bar One Baltimore.
If you're gonna go to a restaurant,
go to the family's restaurant.
- All right, all right.
Can I get you ladies anything to drink?
- Um, yes, I'll have the strawberry Hennessey lemonade.
- Strawberry Hennessey, okay.
- Can I get that, as well? - Of course.
- I would like a lychee martini.
- The apple bottom martini.
- Um, a glass of cabernet sauvignon.
Can I have it? Something pretty dry?
- You don't like sweet wine.
Are you cold?
- Yeah, but I'll be warm after I've had this wine.
- I was gonna say, yeah.
- Mia, when is Candiace coming?
Do you know?
- I have no idea. Does anybody know?
- What? Candiace? - What time?
- Ten. - She's landing at 10?
- She lands at 10. - Okay.
- The air is gonna be a little different.
- Oh, God.
- I ain't throwing shade to her, but she just, like,
has a chip on her shoulder, right now, is all.
So, I don't--
- No, y'all have a big issue.
- What is our big issue?
- I mean, you just apparently were screaming at each other,
talking about each other's husbands.
- A friend was at the spring party.
- Mm-hmm.
- She said that Chris was being
a little bit flirty with her. It-it don't feel good, huh?
- Everything you do comes from a place of nastiness.
- No! Do you just wanna turn a blind eye?
Just say so.
- Well, I mean, you would know.
- Just say.
And I brought it to this-this plat--
- You're a lying-ass, vindicate bitch!
- I just think sometimes when a mirror is held up
in front of her face, she doesn't like it.
So, if that makes me vindictive, then so be it.
Did anyone else hear me say something about Chris
touching a friend of mine's butt?
- Somebody, yeah, somebody did repeat that.
- I promise you that was said.
- Coming up next...
- What's the beef?
- I'm a little bit slighted that she's coming to
[wind blowing]
**
- Can we clarify? - Yeah.
- Did anyone else hear me say something about
Chris touching a friend of mine's butt?
- Somebody, yeah, somebody did repeat that.
- I promise you that was said.
"My girlfriend said that Chris propositioned her at the bar,
was feeling her butt."
Um-- - What?
- Was grabbing her butt at the bar?
- Yes.
- Somebody said, "Butt." - I heard that.
- Everybody came on the bus talking about--
- That Chris was grabbing booties?
Yeah.
- I heard side and butt. - Or somethin'.
He slid his hand up her leg and touched her butt.
- I heard Chris was out here givin', like, sexy eyes
and grabbing booties.
- Like, that's what everybody said.
- That's what I heard.
- I mean, Candiace don't got a whole lot of booty.
So, I mean, he probably was just trying to test it out.
See how it's goin'. [laughing]
- No, you said it. - I can't. I can't.
I-- if I said it, I would own it.
I would say, "Yes, I said that."
- That you-you said-- but I thought--
this is what I thought I heard,
that you said he rubbed on the side of her leg
and her butt. - Yeah.
- She was standing at the bar ordering a drink,
and he came up, and he was like-like--
I said he leaned in on the bar like this.
I even gestured it.
- And then he rubbed her butt? - No, Gizelle!
[laughing]
- All right. All right.
While we got those drinks working,
can I get our appetizer and our entree orders?
- The fried salmon bites and, um,
crispy skin, uh, snapper.
- Sorry, comma.
Can you clarify, question mark?
- You ready for me? - Yes.
Um, can I get them, um, crab cake?
- Crab cake.
- Are you able to take Dean to school tomorrow,
question mark?
- Ashley, you miss your babies. - Oh, yes.
I'm sorry. What is the--
- What would you like to eat? - Your appetizer?
- Oh, um, um, I'll do the salmon bites.
- Salmon bites. - Yeah, and shrimp Caesar.
- All right.
- Oh, I'm so excited that you two spoke at the airport,
and it was so nice, and both of y'all
had smiles on y'all faces.
- Good morning, Charrisse. How are you, darling?
- I'm great. Thank you. - Fantastic.
- Good to see you. - Glad you made it.
We did. I did. - Yes.
- Yeah. - You had a smile.
Yeah.
Have y'all spoken since then?
No? - Gizelle.
- Okay, no.
- Well, when you have people saying that
you're coming from a bad place-- - Okay.
- Who said you're coming from a bad place?
- Miss Wendy.
- So, when I was talking to Karen,
I asked her if she is okay with Mia inviting you.
- Mm-hmm.
- She said she's completely fine.
She's in a good place.
I said, "Well, how would you feel
if the person may not be coming from a good place?"
- So, you think I'm not coming from a good place?
- I don't know.
She's trying to deflect because--
- I'm not trying to deflect. - Ooh.
- You are be-- don't put it on me.
- Ain't no deflecting.
- This has nothin' to do with me.
This has everything to do between you and Karen.
You have all this energy for me.
- I don't have anything for you.
I have nothing. I have nothing.
- But yet you have yet to open your mouth
and say something to her because you have--
are you scared of her? - Wait a minute.
First of all-- - Are you scared of her?
- Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy.
- You were just in the car saying now you understand
why Karen doesn't (BLEEP) with Charrisse.
That's what you just said five minutes ago.
- So, what did you say?
- I didn't even say that, for the-- for the record.
- Don't let-- don't let people twist your words.
- What I did say, is that because of
the room situation, you were a little theatrical.
- Theatrical?
She has zero bathrooms in her vicinity.
- I was not theatrical. I was very calm about it.
No, I wasn't.
- "Honey, I'm not used to these type of accommodations.
Honey, I'm going to the Four Seasons."
- Now, that was said. - "Darling, it's hot in here."
- Oh, Lord. - It was hot.
- "Where-where is my-- where is my fanner?"
[laughing]
I said I can see how-- I'm more on your side
'cause I can see because she was very theatrical.
- Oh. - That's my point.
- You're more understanding to why?
- You asked her for a lunch, and she didn't respond,
and she said you ain't ask for her lunch.
- I did say that.
- Charrisse, you said you wanted to have lunch, right?
- Right. - And it hasn't happened.
- My-my-my-- the reason why I wanted--
- But I'm willing to listen to you.
- The reason--
- I'm not the one that invited you to lunch.
You invited me. - Listen.
You want-- can I finish? - Yes.
- Oh, the food is here.
- The reason that I was asking you to lunch,
is 'cause I was trying to understand
what your issue was with me.
- People grow apart all the time.
I have evolved.
I'm in a different place, Charrisse, and that is it.
- Well, it's-it's--
- And the disappointment in the past,
I'd rather leave it in the past.
I don't-- I don't go backwards.
I go forward. - No, no, no, no, no.
You-- but to me-- - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I go forward. I don't go back.
- To me, if I don't know what your issue is,
how do you move forward, if you don't know?
- Easily. I did it five years ago.
- Karen Huger has been avoiding me since day one.
I think she thinks I know all of her secrets,
and she's probably right.
- You haven't been calling my phone
in five years, Charrisse.
No.
So, why now?
- Coming up next...
- You embarrassed everything you stand for.
You talked about being a CEO and woman empowerment,
and you don't-- - Okay, Wendy,
[thunder]
**
- You haven't been calling my phone
in five years, Charrisse.
- I sure haven't. - No.
God is great. God is good. - Here you go.
- Karen, you know what?
- Lord, we thank you for this food.
Amen. [laughing]
* Happy birthday to me *
- That's-that's weird. What just happened?
* Happy birthday to me *
- Hello.
- This-- if you want to use the deflect, it's deflect.
- Karen is a mess.
Just explain or tell us what your issue with Charrisse,
so we can just move on.
- It's so good. Oh, my God.
- But the more you don't wanna talk to Charrisse,
the more I wanna know why.
- This is -- Did you try it?
- Y'all, his food is the-the sh--, okay?
- Hey! - Hey!
I didn't know you were in Miami.
How you doin'? - Yeah, you didn't call me.
- Look at your text. So, how you doin'?
- Good. - Hi, Peter. How are you?
- How you doin'? - How are you?
- You good? - Good.
- How are you? - What's up, beautiful?
- How you feelin'?
- Hi, brother. Hi. - What's up, honey?
How you doin'? You good? - Muah. How are you?
Mm-hmm. - All right, all right.
How you doin', lady? Good to see you.
- I'm fine. You? Muah. Good to see you.
- Good to see you. Good seeing you, too.
- Food is good still. - Thank you. Yeah.
- How is Baltimore? - Going back tomorrow.
- Okay, nice.
- Spend-spend more time in Baltimore than here.
- I saw you had the Nigerian, um, shrimp on there.
Is that new? - No.
- Oh, okay. - Been on the--
it's been on the menu for a while.
[laughing]
Well, you know, when you're done, look for me.
All right? - So good.
Thank you. - Talk to you all later.
- Thank you, Peter.
- It seemed like Peter was in really good spirits.
Mia made it sound like Peter was gonna stomp over and say,
"I am so mad."
But, you know, he just came over.
Was his jovial Jamaican self.
- Going to the ladies room? - Yeah.
- Okay.
- I mean, so, he is a jokester. Yes.
- He is a jokester. Okay.
- But-- - Oh.
Hmm.
- I'll be right back. - We'll be here waiting.
- Karen, I think that was a good conversation.
- And I listened.
- Right, whatever. This is my only ask.
Get back to a better place. That's all.
- I didn't ask for the lunch, Gizelle.
Let's be very real.
This is a five-nine sitting in front of your ass.
- Can't you just do that? What's a five-nine?
- And no, no, no. Fifty-nine.
I'm so proud of it.
Five-nine, my birthday tomorrow.
* Happy birthday to me happy birthday to me *
- Jesus Christ.
- You wanna come with me?
So, what you doing? Hiding from us?
[laughing]
You gotta tell me what's the beef.
- Huh? - 'Cause you told--
'cause you was like-- - No, no, we-we sat--
we sat down about-- talking about
doing a project together. I don't--
- Now, did you just meet Wendy? - Yeah, not too long ago.
Looking at this One Society steakhouse
that I'm doing in Baltimore on the harbor,
and she said she wanted to be a part of it,
but I sent her the paperwork,
and I haven't heard nothin' else.
- She can't even respond.
- She didn't respond.
- I'm gonna leave, but I just wanna say,
at some point, I just wanna pick your brain,
not today. - Yeah.
- 'Cause I-I'm looking into doing a lounge,
a champagne lounge. - Okay, okay.
- 'Cause I'm into champagne. - Oh, are you gonna blow me off
like Wendy blowing me off? - I'm-I'm not Wendy.
I'm-- I am not Wendy, okay? - Okay, I got you.
- So, I would never do that, okay?
- I got you. - All right, continue.
- All right. - I think--
I think her checks will clear. [laughing]
No, for real, for real, for real.
Do you really think that she cut out?
- I don't know. I don't know her like that.
- So, why you got beef?
- I'm a little bit slighted that she's coming to my restaurant,
in my city, and didn't even holler at me.
- I mean, time is money. - I'm giving--
I'm giving you a teeny take back.
- Time is money, and a early bird gets the worm, okay?
- Regardless, if she responded or not, I'm doing it.
- Wendy, you have a contract that is under review.
You haven't responded.
If you need time, say that.
Or if you don't have the money, say that.
The point is, I think Wendy don't really know
what she wanna do.
You know what I mean? - Okay. She's a professor.
- And she's selling candles,
and then she wanna go into the restaurant industry.
- You're bugging, yo. - No, I'm serious.
Don't waste your time. If you wanna get sh-- done,
I'd put my money on Charrisse. - Yeah.
All right. Tell G I said what's up,
okay? - I know. He loves you.
- You know, it took a while for Mia and I to gel.
- Mia can be a bit much when you first meet her.
I try to explain that to her sometimes.
I'm like, Mia, you're-you're a lot.
Because I've known her since we were kids, it's okay,
but I'm like, if I would have met you as an adult,
would we be friends? I'm not sure.
- Oh, really?
- I don't know because we both have strong personalities.
- What you guys been talking about?
- She likes to be bossier with me.
- We heard. - Oh, that's funny.
- I'm probably her only friend
that doesn't go with all the sh-- she got goin'.
- Hi, ladies. I'm back.
- What was the big conversation about?
[laughing] Who you side-eyeing?
- So, earlier, I was on a FaceTime call with Peter.
I told him who was coming,
**
- Peter said he got beef wit' you.
I don't know. - What is the beef about?
- What-what's the beef about? - I don't have beef with men.
So, what's the beef? - Ooh.
- Wendy, don't-don't start it. - Don't start what?
I don't have-- - Seriously,
because that's my ----in' family,
don't start it.
- What are you trying to do, right now?
- No, no, no, no, no. - You're doing too much.
If he has beef, then he can call my husband.
- Well, he got beef wit' you. - So, what's the beef?
- So, apparently, you guys are doing some type of deal,
and he said that he sent you the contract,
and he said that he ain't heard nothin' back.
- Yes, actually. No, not to sign but to review.
- Okay. - Let me quote it correctly.
Yes. Yes, he owes me something.
Peter sent me over the first redline
to the landlord.
I wanted to conduct a site visit on the place
for the potential restaurant 'cause I had not been.
So, I haven't heard from heard since that text message.
- You would think that you would let him know
you were coming, right?
- Is he my ----in' man? What are you talking about?
What? What? - No,
but he's opening up his-- his opportunity for you
to learn, study, and be a mentee.
- That makes sense. - The only man I let know
that I'm coming into town is my husband.
I don't owe him any-- I don't know him anything.
- You need to get past that
because there is no ----in' feelings in business.
- Sweetie, maybe-- sweetie, maybe you talk to other men
like that, but I don't need to. - Of course, I do.
I sit at a ----ing boardroom table with all men.
- So, I don't know what you're talking about, okay?
- I'm the only female, Black female,
at the boardroom table. - By the way, Ashley--
- Girl, I'm the only Black female that is a professor
at Johns Hopkins - So-so you would know.
- And I'm the youngest professor at Johns Hopkins.
- So, you should know.
So, why do you know always say the only man is Eddie.
- So, don't tell me how to ----ing be a boss
because I am a ----ing boss.
Do you understand that? - This is done.
- She doesn't even wanna hear it, right?
- No, because you're talking to me about a man
that's not my husband. Why do I--
- It's business.
Why are you talking about your husband?
What does it have to do with a ----ing marriage?
- That's weird.
- Don't tell me what the (BLEEP) to do!
Don't tell me that!
Maybe that's how you and your husband play!
How me and my husband play, we don't play like that!
Period! - I am so confused.
You know what, Wendy? - You're telling me
I need to call some guy
and tell him I'm coming to town?
I'm not in town for business. - Wendy.
- Oh! - No, no, no, no.
Too close to me. Too close to me. No.
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. - Take your ass.
Get up from the ----ing table.
- Oh, that's what you wanted to do?
- No, get up from the ----ing table.
- That's what you wanted to do?
- No, Mia. Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia.
- That's what you wanted to do?
- No, because you're not-- you are not going to talk
about my husband and how we operate!
- Nobody was talking about your husband!
- Get up from the ----ing table, Wendy!
- And what the (BLEEP) are you gonna do
if I don't get the (BLEEP) out?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What the (BLEEP) are you going to do?
- You're done. - What the (BLEEP)
are you gonna do? - She's very antagonistic.
- We are too hot to be acting like this, okay?
- Yes.
Dude, I'm TMZ, right now. - Yeah, so we have--
- What's up, y'all?
- You and your husband can go (BLEEP) other women and men!
You and your husband can go (BLEEP) other women and men,
okay? - No, Wendy.
- I'm confused. It's my birthday.
- That's what you can do. But what you--
but what you can't do-- - No, let's sit down.
Come on. It's-- listen.
Look at all that you worked for, honey.
Is it worth that?
- 'Cause you wanna throw a drink.
You're such a boss. What boss throws drinks?
- Obviously, this one. - What boss throws drinks?
- Obviously, this one. - It's not worth it.
- You thought I was gonna fight you?
- You're baiting, and you're being antagonistic.
If we don't-- if you don't wanna fight, then stop.
- Oh, so, you're telling me to stop,
but she threw a drink on me, Robyn.
- No, no, no, you're being antagonistic.
- Robyn, in all fairness? Robyn, in all fairness?
- Do you wanna fight? Then fight.
If you don't wanna fight, then shh.
- You threw a drink on me over Peter Thomas
'cause you ----in' him? - No, I'm not. You know what?
Okay. - 'Cause you're ----in' Peter Thomas.
That's why you threw a drink on me?
- No, no, no. - Wait, wait.
- I can't let that happen, though.
We're gonna stop. - Wait!
- No, no, no. This is what we're not doing.
Okay, okay.
- You threw a drink on me because you're ----in' Peter,
over somebody, but not your husband?
- No! Oh, God. Now, you're making up stuff.
- Yeah, Diamond P is real hot.
You threw a drink on me over somebody
that's not even your husband!
You're so ----ing corny, crater face bitch!
- No. What you're not gonna do-- - You know what, Wendy?
What you're not gonna do, is disrespect me, Wendy.
- No. - What you gonna ----in' do?
What you gonna ----in' do? - Really?
- Let her go! She ain't gonna do nothin'!
- Come on. Come on. Come on. - Let her go!
Crater face-- I'm fine.
She got it on my hair,
but I got-- I got wet and wavy, so I'm okay.
- Why?
No, 'cause we ain't gonna have no he say, she say bullsh--.
- Your friend threw a drink on me.
- Let's be fair. She definitely threw
some shots fired when she threw a drink.
- Thank you. - If anyone throws a drink on me,
it's ----in'-- it's-it's going down.
- How did it miss you, Karen? - Girl, 'cause God loves me.
- She's in the matrix. She was Neo in that bitch.
- We don't play like that!
Period!
**
- Oh! - No, no, no.
Too close to me. Too close to me.
- Oh, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
- I really need to calm down. - Calm down.
- Because when I say that I'm, like, livid,
I am ----in' livid. - I know.
I know. I know you are.
- I am pissed, and I snapped.
You're mad at me.
Don't come for my husband.
- Let her have her moment.
Whatever.
We came here to Miami to have a good ----in' time,
not fight with-- we're not doin' that.
Where-where you going now? Mia?
- Now, I'm not saying she's right for throwing a drink,
but I'm saying, is you were antagonizing,
and you kept-kept talking, kept talking, and kept talking.
- So, let somebody throw--
let me throw this ----ing drink on you.
What the (BLEEP) would you do?
- You're not doing that. - Exactly, exactly.
- You're not doing that. - So, don't do that.
- I have taken two seconds, and I'm gonna come back,
and I'm gonna sit at my table
'cause this is my party I'm hosting.
- Throwing a drink is never cool, right?
- I don't care.
She's talking about my husband, Karen.
- I heard her.
I heard both y'all. - And you're defending her?
- Sweetheart, I heard.
- Karen, how you gonna defend her?
- No, I don't think that you should have thrown a drink.
- She is talking about my husband.
- And I don't think she should be talking about your husband.
- And she tried to say I'm ----ing somebody,
and you're gonna sit there and defend her?
- No, no, you're not listening, Mia.
You're not listening. - (BLEEP) that. Real ----ed up.
- Mia. - You're humping!
You're humping! - I was like, you're riding for her.
- Two wrongs don't make a ----ing right!
- You're hump-- you're ----ing! You're humping!
- Over there. - Right, and I'll say it again.
And I'm gonna hump the (BLEEP) out of a fence until my--
- Why? Be a friend to somebody!
- I am a friend to everybody. It's your raggedy ass--
your ass-- I am. - No, you're not, right now.
- No! No! No! No! No. - Yes.
- She sat there and said her--
- You got time to put your ----ing hand in my face.
- It's in your ----ing face. - And she-- okay.
- What the (BLEEP) are you gonna do about it?
- You got one more mother----ing time.
- What the (BLEEP) you gonna do about it?
- You got more mother---ing time!
- What you gonna do about it?
- I let you slide with the drink.
- What you gonna do about it? - You got your baby. Shh.
- I let you slide with the mother----ing drink!
I let you slide with the mother----ing drink!
- Oh! Who touched me?
Why the (BLEEP) am I being touched?
Did I just get hit? - Come on, Wendy.
- You got hit. - She got hit?
- (BLEEP) them people.
- Kick her ass out, ----in' ghetto-ass.
- I'm gonna sit down.
- What-what-what is that about?
Can somebody get me out of the middle of this?
My back-- my-- I think I'm injured.
- You got injured? You got whiplash?
- Yes. - How?
- I can't even move.
- Don't (BLEEP) with me.
- You guys were fine in the car.
Like, what happened?
- She got called out on her sh--,
is what happened. I'm telling you.
Every time you call her out on her sh--,
something that she is insecure about
or something that's true, she gets upset.
- Crater face said that-- - You know what, Wendy?
You got one-- Wendy, you got-- - Not again.
- One more ----ing time. - No, no, no.
- Imagine a woman throwing a drink on another woman
for not calling a man.
What type of woman does that? - No, I threw the drink--
I threw the drink on you because what you were saying
out your mouth was bullsh--, okay?
- I didn't say sh-- before you threw it.
- And a lot of things that came out your mouth
had absolutely nothing to do-- - Shut up.
I have nothing to say to you.
- This is the thing about Wendy that gets under my skin.
You're insecure. - What? No! Wrong!
I'm insecure when you're here lying, talking about
he tossed your salad? - That better not be Mia.
- He tossed your salad. - That better not Mia.
- He tossed your salad. - No, I already
corrected that. - He tossed your salad.
You gonna throw another drink?
- Not again, please. - Well, I mean, hey.
- I have nothing else to say to you.
We're done!
- Food is coming! Food is coming!
[laughing] - I'll take my seat back, Ash.
- No, quit playing your ----ing self.
- Talking about female empowerment.
Talking about you're a CEO-- - Oh, my God.
- And you throw a drink on another woman.
- Oh, my goodness.
- What type of raggedy bitch does that?
- See? Okay. - You throw a drink on me?
- You know what? You guys, like, seriously.
- You throw a drink on me, but you're a CEO--
- She is so antagonistic. - And you're a boss?
- You're a CEO and a boss, and that's what you do?
You're a CEO and a boss-- - All right, you guys.
- And you throw a drink-- - I'm gonna head back--
on another woman? Are you gonna do it again?
- She might. - Is that why you're getting up?
You're gonna throw another drink?
- All right, wherever the (BLEEP) I'm going.
Maryland? Where the hell?
- Like, you embarrassed yourself.
You embarrassed your whole business.
You embarrassed everything you stand for.
You talk about being a CEO-- - Okay, Wendy, you got--
- And woman empowerment. - One more ----ing time!
- And what you gonna do?
Look at you, the CEO! - (BLEEP) you!
**
- You talk about being a CEO
and woman empowerment-- - Okay, Wendy, you got--
- And you throw-- - One more ----ing time!
- And what you gonna do?
Look at you, look at the CEO! - (BLEEP) you!
- Wendy! - Oh, look at the CEO!
- Say somethin'! - Look at the CEO!
- This is what we're not doing. - Say ----ing something
about my business! - Look at the CEO!
- Don't let her.
- Listen to me. Listen to me. - It's the businesswoman!
- We're gonna walk this way. - Give me my ----ing phone.
- She is not worth it. - Look at the CEO
and the businesswoman! - This is embarrassing.
That's what this is. - Such a CEO!
- Oh, okay. - Such a boss!
- Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.
- Such a boss! - Let it go.
It's gone too far, y'all. - Such a--
you're gonna throw your phone. - Yes.
- It's beyond far. - It's beyond far. Let it go.
- I'm like, can I get my food to go?
- Gotta control your temper!
- No. Stop antagonizing.
You antagonize to the utmost.
You antagonize. - I use my words.
- No, no, no, no, no. - And then she throws her stuff,
and throws her bags-- - No, no.
- And throws drinks.
Then that's on her that she's violent.
[phone ringing]
- Hey, baby.
- Hey, babe. - Hey.
- Um, so, can you find a flight?
- I'm done.
- Chill. - Imagine a woman
sitting here talking about woman empowerment,
and woman calls you a name, and you throw your purse
and your phone! - Yo, whoa!
- Control yourself. - All right. You win!
- Control yourself. - Everybody! Everybody!
Everybody! - Wendy wins! Wendy wins!
- Wendy is the winner! [excited screaming]
She is right all the ----ing time!
She's the winner! - I won. Thank you.
- She's the winner! - Thank you.
- I'm literally, like, going HAM.
- Oh, wow.
- Can you let me know when the next flight out?
- No, no. Wait. Are you by yourself?
- No, I'm-- uh, yeah, I quit. - You're not leaving.
Who are you talking to? - Can you call me back?
And let me know if I need to call Kelly.
- No, you're not leaving.
- You see my nails?
- Holy sh--.
- Baby, let me-- can you take a look at it and let me know?
And then let me know if I need to call Kelly.
- No, you're not leaving. - Okay?
- Okay.
- No, no, no. - All right, thanks. Bye.
- You're not leaving. - You're leaving?
- Yeah. No, I'm like, she can't leave.
- Yeah, I'm going. - No, you're not leaving.
Going where? Home? - Yeah, I am. Yeah.
- If you're leaving, we're all leaving,
'cause this is your trip. - Yeah, we're all leaving.
- That's true. - And-and-and nobody
named Mia is leaving. - You're not leaving.
- Um, I need, um--
- Yeah, please. - Okay.
- I'm gonna go get everything for her.
- Mia, and it's so crazy because, like,
she was baiting you, antagon--
she wanted-- you did exactly
what she wanted you to do. - What she wanted.
- I know. I know.
I'm immediately embarrassed.
I have fought my whole life.
And any time someone gets me to a space
where I feel like I have to defend myself physically,
check, please. I'm out.
- You're gonna use this, Mia, first, okay?
- I'm gonna get your wallet,
and your purse, and everything. Okay.
- I'm bleeding,
and this is just, like, some ratchet sh--.
- Ashley, you okay?
- I'm great, Karen. - You do look great.
- May I have a glass of wine, please?
- Yes.
- Hey, babe, look at my nails.
- Hey.
- So, Wendy proceeded to say
you (BLEEP) other women and men.
- Right, and that you-- you must be ----ing Peter.
- So, I said, "You're not gonna disrespect my husband."
- The insults that you hurled on her husband, though,
that came after the drink.
- That came after the drink! - Okay.
- How me and my husband play, we don't play like that!
Period!
- (all) Oh!
- You and your husband can go (BLEEP) other women and men!
- Was any of it true?
- I said, "And that's why you're ----ing Peter."
- Did you say it out of anger, or was it true?
- Oh, I said it out of-- I said it out of anger,
but there is a rumor. - So, it's not--
- There's a rumor that she did. Listen.
Throw your drink at me. Throw your purse at me.
- You know, I really like Mia, but I don't like that.
- You don't like what? The drink?
- Physicality. - I don't like it either.
- Not at all.
- I can't sit there and let anybody
talk about my family.
Like, I just don't. I can't do it.
- They agreed with me, except for Karen.
- I mean, Karen told Mia that she didn't think
she shoulda tossed the drink at her.
- Now, you know Mia is my girl, right?
I love Mia, but that was completely unnecessary.
How is Mia doing? Is she--
- She's not doing well at all, rightly so, and, um,
she's going to figure out her next couple of days.
- Where are you going? - Um, I can--
I can leave because I'm not gonna hear Mia empathizers
or somebody who is okay with violence now,
but when Monique did it to Candiace,
she was against violence.
I'm not here for hypocrites.
- Oh, my God.