- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
- Miami!
So, we're gonna do M.I.A. - What's M.I.A.?
- Don't get missin' in action, honey.
- We know it's my birthday week, right?
- Uh, yes, we do. - Yes.
- Five-nine, baby.
- Oh, I love that. - Five-nine.
- Well, hello, there.
So, you know, me and the girls are here,
and I wanna bring them by the bar.
- Wait. Hold on. What?
You would think that you would let him know you were comin'.
- You're telling me I need to call some guy
and tell him I'm coming into town. - You know what, Wendy...
- Maybe that's how you and your husband play!
- Yes, abso ----ing-lutely. - We don't play like that!
Period! Oh! - Oh!
- No, no, no! Too close to me. Too close to me.
- I don't think that you should've thrown a drink.
- She is talking about my husband,
and she tried to say-- - And I don't think she be--
should be talking about your husband.
- You and your husband can go (BLEEP) other women and men!
- Ooh.
- What boss throws drinks?
- Sh--, I'm TMZ, right now.
What's up, y'all?
- Okay, that's what you can do! - I'm confused.
This is my birthday.
- Wendy, you got one more ----in' time!
- Did I just get hit?
- Oh, look at the CEO! Look at the CEO!
- This is just, like, some ratchet sh--.
- Oh, my God.
Mia is my girl, right? I love Mia...
but that was completely unnecessary.
- No, okay, but-but, Ashley, both sides were unnecessary.
- I need to come home.
I can get you a ticket and you leave in the morning.
- Okay.
- Um, can I get a ticket home
'cause I'm not ----ing staying in the same house with her.
I'm telling you,
I don't care if it's 3 o'clock in the morning,
I'm going to her room, and I'm ----ing her up.
(BLEEP) this professor sh--. Before that, I'm Wendy.
- You got her? - I got her.
- All right. Now, Mia, on a serious note,
I urge you to stand and wait.
- It's not that serious to me. I don't need this.
- I know it's not, babe. - But you didn't have my back.
- Sweetie, two wrongs don't make a right,
and I've always said that
I'm not gonna change for you either, sweetheart.
- You know, but you-- but you didn't have my back.
- Now, baby, you didn't mean it.
- She sat there, and she talked sh-- about G.
- Uh, no. You know what? Did-did you not say--
- Like,what world do you live in?
- No, sweetheart. No, don't do that to me.
Don't do that to me. Two wrongs, okay?
Tossin' and lyin'-- y'all canceled each other
mother----in' out. - She--
- I'm sorry. I'm-I'm gettin' mad.
Mia has this philosophy
that even if my friend is wrong,
I'm gonna ride or die with them.
Well, both your asses were wrong.
I'm not the one that invited Charrisse
on my birthday weekend.
Do you have my back?
- Let's just take a moment. Let's just chill.
- Is it happy birthday to me yet?
♪ Happy birthday
- It isn't midnight yet, baby girl. Two more hours.
- Oh, God. - Thank you.
Oh, gosh, it's coming. - Oh, you ordered dessert?
- Yes, I did, of course.
- What is that? Oreos, wow. - Some ice cream for you.
- Y'all want a Oreo, a red velvet Oreo?
- Oh, sh--, really? - Yeah.
Gizelle leaves no dessert behind, okay?
Bloody fingers, purses flyin'--
I don't care. [laughing]
- Okay.
- I would like to check on Mia.
I would like to check on Mia. I would like to do that.
- You gotta give her a moment, Gizelle.
Both of this sh-- this was wrong.
- Absolutely.
- I do feel like you didn't try to defuse the situation.
- Girl, I-- my ass was trying to get
the (BLEEP) up outta here.
Y'all were not sitting between the two of them.
I-- girl, you know I can't fight. Uh, no.
[sighs] - Okay.
- Yeah. - She should go home.
She-she committed assault. Who throws a drink?
- Well, for me, it's the second thing.
- You saw that? - Almost in slow motion,
I watched that. - Yeah, you saw that force?
- You got more ----in' time!
- What you gonna do? Look at you!
- That was what I thought was, like... hmm, too much.
- It was wrong. What she did, was wrong.
- All right, guys. This was great, amazing.
Oh, my gosh. - All right. I mean, our-our party--
- You know what, Gizelle, stop.
It was horrible. It was ----ed up.
- It was, but the food was good.
- Oh, my gosh. - I have whiplash.
[laughing]
- I didn't do nothin' wrong.
- How do you feel going back to the house and stuff?
- I don't think I want to-- I want to be in the house.
I don't want to be in a place
where I can be physically attacked,
and I'm questioning
whether I still wanna be on this trip.
She is so ----in' lucky I didn't wear my straight wig
'cause I would have been pissed.
Like, I swear. She's lucky I got my curly sh--
because the curls with water, like, ooh.
Oh, I would have been ----ing on fire.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[background chatter]
- What are we doing? - Going to the house.
I'm gonna go on the other side.
- All right. Go on the other side.
Where have you been?
- Ooh! Look at your mother.
- Where's Charrisse? She's coming, too.
- Look at your mother. - Oh, here she--
All right. come on. Come on. Come on, y'all.
- Ashley, I'm too old to be coming back here.
- Charrisse, no, you're not. - It's a state of mind, baby.
- Who has my slippers?
- You all right?
- Uh-uh. - It's a lot.
- Mm-hmm.
[sighs] My flight is at 8:30 a.m.
- Okay. - Gordon just booked it.
- Oh.
- How are you?
- I got cussed a lot by um... Mia.
- What did she cuss you out about?
- Well, she was upset because
I'm not gonna change my colors. - Period.
- I'm not. - That's right.
- I feel like Karen was probably the only person
that could have diffused the situation.
- And it was no, like,
all the stuff that was coming outta Wendy's mouth,
Karen, by no means, was like, "That ain't true."
When you straddle the fence, you show both people
that you don't have support for either one.
- And I took that very clear.
- Or that you wanna keep your hands clean.
- 'Cause when sh-- was hit-- sh-- hit the fan,
she didn't have my back.
If anybody were to put Ray on a platter
and try to fillet his ass, I won't let it.
But clearly, Gordon, who loves and adores Karen,
she allowed his ass to be filleted,
and she didn't see a problem with that.
♪♪
- Okay.
- Uh-uh-uh. - Oh, sh--.
- Oh! Oh, God. - My bad.
[laughing] - All right.
- And where is Candiace?
- Girl...
- Let's go down to the dungeon.
- Lordy be. Oh, what a night.
- Oh, my God.
- Well, how are you holding up?
- I'm exhausted, and I just can't believe that happened.
She's in a position where,
as a professor, you're a teacher.
Everybody has to listen to you.
Similar to Mia, she's the boss.
She's always in charge. Nobody tells her no.
- Yeah.
- So, when you get two people in a room
who nobody tells them no, it's not good.
- Yeah. Yeah.
♪♪
- What if I were to, like, fall backwards?
- I'll see ya later. - See ya later, alligator.
What a night, man. I swear.
- Hi. How are you?
- I'm good.
- How are things? How was your car ride?
[sighs] - It was a little different
only 'cause, you know...
- So, is she staying here? What is she doing?
- I don't know. She's upstairs.
[knocking] - It's me.
Can I come--
Wendy, just for a second.
Are you leaving?
- Okay. Well, do you feel better about the situation?
- For-for now.
[laughing] - Okay.
- Tomorrow is gonna be a great day.
I have a feeling. I have a sneaky suspicion.
[laughing]
- Okay, you get a good night's rest.
- Yes. I'll see you later, babe.
- Yeah.
- Coming up next...
- I look up, and I see people in the shower together.
- What?
Okay. So, do y'all get in on, or have-have you?
- No.
[laughing] - Please?
- I checked on Wendy.
- No one gives a (BLEEP) that she's not here.
This is not right.
♪♪
[phone ringing]
- Hi, Carty. How are you?
- Yeah. Look at it. You see it?
- I heard your father let y'all stay home
from school today.
- 'Cause I called your father at 7:45,
and he was still sleeping.
- Y'all better go to school tomorrow.
[sighs]
- Let's eat up here, Charrisse.
- Okay.
- I'll put mine over here.
[sighs]
- When did you guys go to bed last night?
- Oh, um, when Mia went up to her room,
Gizelle went to hers.
- So, is Wendy coming back today?
- I have no idea.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Thank you kindly. - You're welcome.
- All right.
No one else is awake? Where is Mia?
- I have no idea.
You seemed kind of upset last night.
- Mm-hmm.
I don't like violence.
- Well, it was a good thing that you went to the bathroom
during the barn situation.
- Baby, no!
- Get off of me.
- Hey! Let her go!
- What the (BLEEP) just happened?
- The hood rat came out!
- Um, as I've said, I didn't condone that, either.
So...
- But it does sound a little contradicting,
wouldn't you say?
- In what respect?
- Well, you participated in what was going on?
- Monique did ask me to write a statement.
- Hmm.
- Basically, the statement was to assassinate
Candiace's character.
- For you to have that stance now,
you're-you're blowing with the wind, honey.
So, wh-which way is the wind blowin'?
- Gizelle was very quick to defend Candiace
and to be there for Candiace.
- I'm raising women that will never put their hands
on another woman.
- But for some reason, in this instance,
when Mia was the one who attacked Wendy,
to sort of shun Wendy, it feels wrong.
- What's up? What's up?
- Hey. - Morn-ting.
- Good morning.
Good morning, everyone.
Okay, lobster for breakfast.
What? Okay.
- Morning. - Oh, okay.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Good morning, ladies.
- Good morning. - Hi.
- Hi.
- You look cute. - Hello, family.
- How are y'all feeling today?
- Hi. Are you good?
- Yeah, I'm here. - You're here.
You're not on the 8:30 flight.
- No, we canceled that. - Good.
- Oh, Gosh. - Where is Candiace?
[sighs, groans]
- I cannot for the life of me understand
how, in six hours,
these girls have already built
mountains of drama.
I'm, like, arriving, ready to do shots,
ready to kiki.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hello.
How are you? - Well, this is nice.
Are-- is it-- are you okay?
- What? Oh.
What is going on? - Come on in.
Get comfortable.
- And we are talking about melees.
- You know, Mia is friends with Peter.
- Yeah. - Okay, apparently, like,
Wendy and Peter have been interacting on--
- Right. Trying to do business.
- Right, Mia came and said,
"Peter said he has, like, some beef with you."
- Oh. - And-- but it turns into
yap-yap-yap-yap, yap-yap-yap, yap-yap-yap-yap.
- Oh, God. - But Mia picked up her drink
and threw her drink at Wendy.
I was like I'm going to try to record as much as I can.
Oh. Oh, yeah. Um, Wendy--
- Wendy, no!
- It was a lot.
- Wendy was being very angry.
But if somebody throws a drink on me,
then you want me to take your edges
with me to my house.
- Apparently, Wendy is leaving.
- Mia is throwin' drinks,
and purses, and bags, and stuff.
She should leave.
- Good morning, everybody. - Good morning.
- Happy birthday. - Grand dame.
- Thank you so much.
- Happy birthday! - Oh, are we twins?
Birthday!
You look so pretty. How are you?
- Thank you. Thank you. I'm good.
- Happy b-day, baby. - Thank you.
- Happy birthday, love. - Thank you.
- How are you?
Even when I go through hiccups with my friends,
I don't make it about me.
Karen is celebrating her birthday.
Let's make this about her.
And when it comes to Wendy, I prayed on it,
and the God said don't kill a bitch.
[laughing]
- Good morning. Happy birthday.
- What are we doing for the-- for the day?
The, you know, what's the birthday plans?
What's the rundown? - So,
definitely wanna make sure that we do,
like, some fun, spicy things for my girl.
- Okay.
- We're gonna have Karen's birthday dinner,
so make sure you wear all white.
- Yes.
- I do have a nail tech coming to fix my--
to cut the rest. [laughing]
- You're not leaving. - You see my nails?
- Holy sh--.
- I was like I can't go through the day,
so I'm gonna have her cut 'em all off
and just do, like, a little gel manicure really quick.
- It would have been nice if Mia had given all of us,
you know, manicures for my birthday.
That would have been cute.
Thank God I had press-ons.
- All right, so, I'm-I'm gonna go first to the pool.
I'm gonna take my donut with me.
Let's see if we can bring some, um, liquor down to the pool.
- You guys, I'll be right back.
- It's time to pump up the jam!
- Beautiful out here.
I just want to enjoy seeing y'all flop around
and have fun.
- Okay. - Whoo!
- No longer like the birthday girl.
- Aww. - I'll let you shine
because you look fine. - I love-- I love that.
- 'Cause you're 59. [laughing]
- Five-nine. Five-nine. - Five nine.
- Five-nine.
Good mornin'. - Good morning.
- Hi, Candiace. - Are you okay?
Okay, welcome to Miami.
- Thank you. This is stunning. - Sorry I wasn't able to greet you.
- This is beautiful, yes.
- Hello! - Hi!
- Hi!
All right, I'm jumpin' in.
- Are you? - Yeah.
- Karen and Candiace.
- Ma'am. - Okay, two seconds.
I gotta make an announcement.
So, at 1 o'clock, be ready to go
because we are gonna go to the Savoy Hotel.
- Ooh. - Ooh.
- So, we can put our feet in the sand.
- Yes. - And have a beach party
day party situation.
Y'all ready? - Whoo!
- Love it. - Okay.
- Y'all wanna do that? - Yes.
- Okay.
Thank you so much for coming.
It's, like, ow.
- So, I checked on Wendy.
- Yes, I did, as well. - And--
- She's at her hotel. - Okay.
Now, it's my birthday. - Mm-hmm.
- I would like all my girls here.
- I agree.
- No.
- Oh, she is?
- I hate that she's being ostracized.
I don't think it's right. - Uh-uh, nor do I.
But, you know, I don't like it that we went--
we got physical. - No, yes.
- I don't like the words.
I don't like the lies that were hurled at Mia.
- But words and throwing things at people
are different.
- Two different things and I'm with you.
- I agree. - That's different.
- Uh, no, no.
- And everyone is just carrying on like
no one gives a (BLEEP) that she's not here.
- I think--
- I'm gonna cry.
This is not right. - I do agree.
- It is, like, really disappointing
to see Robyn justifying what Mia did.
- Like, Wendy doesn't let you talk.
She cuts you off.
Like, I've been there with her.
I wanted to fling a water bottle at her.
- We all do that.
- But that doesn't make it okay.
- Robyn is being a hypocrite.
I don't like that there's this justification
that you can just do whatever you want with people.
It's so triggering.
It's so ----ing triggering.
You cannot do whatever you want
because you can't use your ----ing words.
You cannot.
- Coming up next...
- So, I'm just gonna be fully transparent
with all of you, okay?
You guys are gonna need a place to stay
when we come back, okay?
- I'm sorry? - Yep, bye.
- That's some petty sh--. That-that's petty.
- So, go ahead. So, go ahead.
- You are-- you are-- - No!
- You are queen petty, right now, for that. - What just happened?
- Ooh, no, she did not.
- Just so you know!
- You cannot do whatever you want
because you can't use your ----ing words.
You cannot.
- Candiace is trying to compare what happened last night
to what happened two years ago.
- Drag me. - Do you want me to?
- Drag me.
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
- But there-there is no comparison here.
Mia was wrong for throwing the drink.
Wendy was wrong for escalating the situation.
The end.
- 'Cause I don't like Wendy.
[laughing]
[phone ringing] - Hi, pretty lady.
- Where is your voice?
- Oh, aww, babe, no.
I care-- we care about you.
Candiace is actually really upset.
- Hey, bitch.
- You should be here.
- You should be-- you need to be here.
You deserve to be here.
- Well, we're having a beach party today,
not at the house, so neutral ground.
Maybe you wanna come to the beach party.
Just hang out for a little bit.
It's neutral, you know, so you don't have to feel--
- Let me invite her. - Oh, okay, yeah.
Karen-Karen want to-- okay.
- It's an official invitation from me, the birthday girl.
I want you there. - And I want you there.
You deserve to be here.
Don't let these bitches make you feel otherwise.
- Where is Mia at?
- She's getting her nails done.
- I gotta go tell her that I've invited.
- Perfect.
- I haven't gotten a chance to see Candiace.
It's also Karen's birthday.
I don't want this to be a bad birthday for her.
- Here you go, Ashley.
- Well, I'm feeling a little better, actually.
- And I'm not gonna let miss fake bossy ol' Mia
ruin a weekend for me.
- Yeah. We love you, okay?
We'll see you soon.
- All right. Bye.
- My cootchie is sweating.
- Um, Mia?
Ooh, you-you-you fixing her up?
- Yeah, she-she cut 'em off.
How you feelin'? You okay?
- I'm feeling good.
I have a request of my friend, though.
- Okay. - All right.
I know that Wendy is not here, but it is my birthday.
- Okay.
- And I asked her to come to the beach.
Is that okay with you?
I'm not saying y'all gotta talk, but I would like to have
everybody there at the beach, okay?
You cool with that?
- Not really but it's your birthday.
- Okay, do it for me.
- So, how about I spend the breakfast with you,
and you can do lunch with her? - Mm-hmm.
It's just that serious for you?
- Yeah.
- I'll take what you're offering.
- It's too soon. - Okay.
- I don't want her to ever think that it's okay
to disrespect my husband. - It's too soon for you.
Mm-hmm.
- Um, anybody who supports that, that tells me that
they don't see the issue either.
And so, you know, I don't have--
- Are you talking to me directly?
Are you saying I'm supporting that?
- In gen-- in general, yeah, you are, Karen.
- Oh, okay. No.
Well, no, I'm facilitating a bridge.
-You are.
Karen, she sat there and said lies.
- I don't want you all-- - That's not a fair fight.
- She spoke out of anger. You're right.
- But-- - But you don't think
this beach walk would facilitate that?
- Oh, my God, no. - Okay.
- We're talking about her. It is your birthday.
- Yeah, I really want everybody there.
- I want you to have a peaceful birthday.
It will not be peaceful if I see her.
- But by doing this, by making it seem--
♪♪
- Oh, my God, I'm tired.
- Wendy? - Yeah.
- My invitation, I, unfortunately and painfully,
have to withdraw it because I'm not the host.
- Let's step outside for a second, Karen.
Okay. So, since this is Karen's day,
what do you think about just going and doing something?
I would even hang out with Candiace for you and Wendy.
- I'm cool with that 'cause, you know,
I've gotta make a stand.
- Oh. - Did you hear?
- No, what happened?
- You know, I know that we have our issues,
but her well-being, right now, is more important.
I think. - I agree.
- So, if we can put our issues aside
and just go check on Wendy. I don't even know--
- Please-please do that. - Yeah.
- All right, shots time! - No, I decided.
I made an executive decision.
It's my ----ing birthday.
I'm going to go check on Wendy.
- Okay, okay. Are you ready for your shot?
- So, okay. - Yes.
- All right, to the pool or wherever the hell we're going.
- The beach.
- Did y'all do a boomerang?
Ashley, you're slippin'.
Let's do a second one. - No. Uh-uh.
One for-- one is good enough for me.
- Limes are for bitches. - Thanks.
- Let's go.
- Been nothing but nice and supportive but thank you.
- Robyn! - Let's go.
- Robyn nothing.
- Robyn, I'm gonna talk to you later.
- No, it's all good.
I don't know what's with Candiace acting like a butthole.
I did not say Wendy must go. I did not cheer on Mia.
Like, I have nothing to do with this situation at all.
- All right.
- What car?
- Yeah, we're gonna make a pit stop.
- Wait. Where are they goin'?
- They're gonna go visit Candiace--
I mean, uh, Wendy.
- Excuse me. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm so sorry. - Mia!
- So, I'm just gonna be fully transparent
with all of you, okay?
Y'all listening? Can you--
except for Karen because she came to me,
and she told me what she was doin',
you guys are gonna need a place to stay
when we come back, okay? - I'm sorry?
- Yep. Bye. - That's some petty sh--.
That-that's petty. - So, go ahead. So, go ahead.
- You are-- you are-- - No!
- You are queen petty, right now, for that.
- What just happened? - No, no, (BLEEP) that.
- Oh, I'll be queen petty. - Close the door.
- Just to-- just to make sure she's okay?
- Cloe the door. - Petty-ass ho-- that's petty.
- Close the door. - Ooh, no, she did not.
- Just so ya know! - What just happened?
- Coming up next...
- Mia did some snake sh-- to Peter's girlfriend
at the time.
So, he stopped messing wit' y'all.
- What?
She didn't say all that, girl.
♪♪
- She's kicking us out of the house.
- All three of 'em? - No, 'cause Karen came to me.
The other two just hopped their little happy go lucky ass
in the damn car, didn't say sh-- to me,
and they think they're gonna stay in the Goddamn house
that I'm paying for.
- Bitch, you need to be glad my black ass even came.
- I don't know where the hell Mia found this audacity
to bring her size 13 shoe over here
and actually tell me what I can and can't do
as a full grown woman.
- I am not leaving a house that I was invited to
because you're mad that your feet are big.
♪♪
- All right, let's-- mommy has gotta pee.
- All right. Let's go.
- Yes, baby, mommy got to pee.
Hi. Table for four, please.
Thank you.
Okay, I'm gonna use the restroom.
- Hi. - Hello.
- Welcome to Versailles.
Would you like something to drink?
- What do you recommend? - Mojito.
- Ahh. - Mmm.
I'll take a guava. - I'm gonna do a Stella.
I think she wants a Corona. Thank you.
Well, this feels good. I just need to reset.
- Yes. - Isn't this my party?
Isn't it my birthday? - Right. It's your birthday.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- You know. Thank you, Leo.
- Should I text Mia or not? - Oh, Lerd.
- Are we in a group text?
- Mia, it is quite rude for you to invite a group of women
out of state, then threaten them
about revoking their accommodation
just because you don't agree with something
they've decided that brings no harm to you.
- I'm sorry. Only Mia.
- Of course, only Mia, ratchet-ass ho.
- What? Okay, I didn't say that.
- Okay, we here. We ready.
- Oh, where we goin'? Oh, snap.
- Okay, now I'm in my element. - Yes, yes.
- It's a new day. - Someone bring me a drink.
- Yes. - Whoo!
- Whoo! Cute.
- So, is this ours? - Yes, okay.
Here we are, ladies. Come on in.
- Where are we all sitting? - In the shade.
- Okay, I would like to know
'cause I was minding my business this morning
in my little jacuzzi right outside my room.
[laughing]
And I look up, and I see people
in the shower together. - Oh, what?
- I know. I saw two people.
- What?
- Why are you looking up in our shower?
- I-I was just looking up. I was talking to Jesus.
You know, you gotta look up. [laughing]
- You were talking to-- Jesus told you to look up?
- Yeah. Okay, so, do y'all get it on,
or have-have you? - No.
- Uh-uh. Never. - No, okay.
- Yeah, she has. - What?
- And then we did it.
- Shows you how good of a friend I am.
- Does this mean they have a great friendship
or a bad friendship? Like, I don't know.
This is some sister wives stuff on a weird level.
- No, we never get, like-- No.
- I feel like some women can be, like, feel like
it's a competition. - No.
- We're never in a competition with each other.
And if she ain't winning, pulling up in her Porsche,
being all cute and fly, I'm a terrible friend.
That's how I feel. - Oh, really?
- So, if I'm winning, she winning.
- Right, right. - Got it.
- There she is. Hey, girl. - Hey, baby.
- Go ahead, mama. - Hello.
- I mean, they're decked out in Versace today.
- Oh, Versace to Versailles. Hi.
- I feel like it's so Miami, right?
- Yes. - It is.
- It is, right?
- Like, the Versace mansion is here.
- That's what-- you're so funny.
- You look so cute. - Oh, thank you.
Hi. How are you? - Hey, baby.
- Hey, birthday girl. - Oh, thank you.
- How you doin'?
- Girl, I will never trust y'all with my birthday again.
- Do you like something to drink?
- Um, yes, please. What is that?
- Guava mojito. - A guava mojito.
- I'll take that. - The same.
- Yeah. Thank you so much.
- I almost got you one. How do you feel?
- Um-- thank you, sir. Thank you so much.
- I don't know. - I'm hurt,
because I feel as though no one should violate someone
in their space. - Right, right.
- She threw a drink at me over Peter?
[laughing]
Well, let's keep it real.
Peter told me that him, and G, and Mia used to go
on vacations together, but Mia did some snake sh--
to Peter's girlfriend at the time.
So, all this Peter is my brother,
since when is Peter your brother?
'Cause last time I checked,
Peter told me that he stopped messing wit y'all.
- What?
She didn't say all that, girl.
Whatever Wendy knows, whatever Mia did,
it must be juicy because the way Mia turned into Hulk
at that table, hmm.
- Wendy, you got one--
- Mia!
- It's somethin' she doesn't want anyone to know.
- Did you guys get your text?
- Okay, I'm lookin' at it now.
This is from Ashley to the whole group.
- We all have it. - "It is incredibly petty,
"and I will be sleeping in the same room tonight."
I-I-I gotta-- I mean, you know.
- You get it. - I get it.
I feel her. I feel her on that.
- Y'all-y'all can't stay in the house.
That's harsh.
That's a little harsh. - Right.
- I am just tired of being nice.
- No, no, she was. No, no. What I'm saying is,
it's not necessary for-- - Mia can be petty.
Let's be real. - Yeah. So, it's just extremes.
- Did you text back? Can you text back, please?
- Let's just have a good time. (BLEEP) all the dumb stuff.
I'm a secretary. I'm sending the damn text.
Damn it. Chat. (BLEEP) it.
This is Mia's assistant.
[laughing] - No, stop.
- Okay, what do y'all wanna listen to?
- Charrisse sent the damn text!
Charrisse!
- She just told Candiace and I
that we don't have accommodation tonight because--
- Because we didn't tell her we were coming
to have lunch with you. - Correct.
- That's what Mia did to y'all?
- Yeah. - She just tried that.
- She is on a power trip.
Just because you put on a blazer
and wear some four-inch stilettos
doesn't make you a boss.
When was the last time you even read a book?
"Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss--
that was probably her last book.
I wrote one.
Have a seat.
- Did she respond? - Oh.
- "This is Mia's assistant."
- What? - "Mia apologizes and spoke"--
- "Let's have a good night and enjoy the night. Smooches."
- Charrisse, shut the (BLEEP) up.
[laughing]
- Here's the thing. I people please,
until you wanna (BLEEP) with me
or you wanna talk about my family.
Then you're dead to me.
- Ooh. - And that's hard to say,
but that's how I am, and I can't change that.
I can't. - Okay.
- I talked to my doctor about this, and I said,
"Legit, I can write people off and not care."
And he said, "It's just because of all the trauma
"you've been through."
You know what I mean? - Okay.
Like, that's a defense mechanism.
- And he said, "That's your-- that's your"--
"yeah, that's my coping mechanism.
- Okay, I do have a question for yo, Mia,
'cause tonight was-- is supposedly the white party,
Karen's birthday. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- We still-- we're still doing that?
- It doesn't even feel right to me anymore.
- Oh, it doesn't?
- 'Cause, I mean, are you kidding me?
Where is she? - Yeah.
- Wendy should be hosting a party for her.
- She ain't here.
- But, uh, but how-- but how about this?
If there is something that you feel to her, talk to her.
Tell her. - Of course.
- Shot. - Oh.
- Tequila. - This is tequila?
- Yeah. - Whoo!
- So, cheers to more petty sh--.
- Cheers!
[cheering]
- Okay. Ahh!
- Uh-oh. - Okay.
- Twerk. Do the twerk. - I don't twerk.
I don't know how. Wait a minute.
- Okay, twerk, honey. [laughing]
Mia, show her how to twerk. Show her.
- Okay, ready? Okay. - Give me-- give me the twerk.
- Whoo!
- Yes, bitch!
- Whoo!
- I don't see any cancerous lumps
on Mia's butt.
- So, I have a lump on my ass. - Okay.
- I'll show you one day, if you wanna see it.
It's still there. - No, I don't need to see it.
[laughing]
Maybe it all went away. Wow, that was fast.
- We ready to go?
- Okay, well, I have to go listen to the track.
- Is Trina gonna be there? - Mm-hmm.
- She is? - Mm-hmm.
- Can I come? - You wanna come?
- I will come. - Come in your Versace.
- Okay, good. - I wanna come.
- Come. - Good.
That makes me feel better. - Yeah.
- All right. We will head to the house.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- And you-- - Get it poppin'.
- All right. Let's take a picture.
- Oh, let's see if these guys, right here,
these guys will take a picture.
- Okay, wait. Let's take a group picture with our--
with our-our host. - Hi.
- Can you take a picture?
Yes, that's you? - Yeah.
- What's your name? - Gizelle.
- Keon. - Keon, okay, Keon.
- Oh, security? He's security? - How old are you?
- Oh, not old enough. [laughing]
- You're 21? - Okay, okay, 21, child.
- You got a uncle?
- Okay, I had no idea that Robyn likes the little young things.
- I'm not mad at that.
Juan might be mad at that, but Gizelle isn't.
[laughing]
Okay. - Thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you.
It was very nice to meet y'all. - Nice meeting you.
[laughing] - Hot boys came through.
- They did. We probably should head on out,
so we can shower. - We have to get showered.
- Mm-hmm. Well, don't-- - You need to use mine?
You don't wanna take a shower with me, Charrisse?
- No, I'm not coming in y'all bathroom.
- There's three. There's three. There's three.
[laughing] - Oh, there's three showerheads?
- Coming up next...
[cheering]
["Insecure" playing on speakers]
- I wanna hear it again. [laughing]
- Let's do this. - All right.
Baby, mind your business. - Call if you need me.
- Are they?
- I feel like I can, like, really rest my head on them.
- Are they, really? - Let's go.
- All right. Good luck today. - Thank you.
- Yes.
- Okay, I'm beat. [sighs]
- Yeah. - We had a good time.
- That was fun. We need that air pumping, please.
- Well, I am glad you guys had fun.
- Yeah.
- How do you think that lunch went?
- As much as, you know, selfishly
I wanna see them move along-- - Mm-hmm.
- I gotta respect the process, and they--
neither one of them are there yet.
- Yeah, I hear that. - Neither one.
♪♪
- Are you excited?
- I'm-- yes.
- I'm excited for you. - I'm a little scared,
but I'm excited. - Aww.
- Ugh. Hello.
Hi! - Oh, my gosh,
how are you guys? - How are you?
- Hi. - Hi.
Oh, you're so cute and little.
How are you? - Hi. I'm doing great.
And I know who you are. - This is my friend, Wendy.
- Hi, Trina. How are you? - Hi, friend. Hi, Wendy.
Hi. Nice to meet you, beautiful.
- No, when they say you're the Diamond Princess,
you really are. - Be the Diamond Princess.
- Diamondprincess. - So cute, oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my gosh, so great to meet you.
- Let me see you in color. - I know.
Ahh! - Ahh!
My manager came to me and said,
"We need a feature on this song."
So, "Insecure" featuring Trina is going to be a thing.
You know, I'm doing a rerelease of "Deep Space,"
like a deluxe version. - Okay.
- And Trina agreed to do the feature.
- Who?
[laughing]
- She's a part of that era of women in hip hop
that wrote the soundtrack to the '90s.
The Baddest Bitch is going to be on my song.
Like, who-who is writing this book?
I just-- this story is crazy. It's crazy.
- How was your trip down here?
- Well, the trip has been hell.
- Really? - Because these girls--
so, I'm here with my girlfriends.
- Okay. - Let me-- I'm--
let me sit right here. - Okay.
- But you know. You know how we can be.
- Yeah, girls can be. - How girls can be.
- Uh-huh. - So it's been stressful.
So, this is, like, the highlight of the trip.
- Okay.
- So, I really cannot say thank you enough.
I'm not going to cry 'cause it's-it's--
- Don't-don't mess up all of that. Don't cry.
- I'm a crier. - 'Cause she will.
- Ahh. - But I'm just so exc--
ahh, I'm just so grateful. - Thank you.
I'm excited. I'm happy to do the song for you.
The song is amazing. You snapped, okay?
- Thank you. - You are-- honey, yes.
I love the song. - Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. - Um, so, yeah,
I want you to hear it. - Oh, gosh, yes.
- Let's do it. - Okay. Let's go.
- Let me-- can I-- I'm gonna scoot.
Can I get up here? - Yes, come, come close.
- Oh, yeah. - Okay. I gotta feel the vibes.
Yes. - Yes. Let's play it.
♪ I'm not
♪ used to dealing with a bitch ♪
♪ get over it
♪ you assume
♪ I'm always up to somethin' no reason not to trust me ♪
♪ see yeah now you're annoying me ♪
♪ passive aggression you're showing me ♪
♪ point the blame
♪ why you throwin' all your shade ♪
♪ come say it to my face
♪ so if you got a problem ♪
♪ come see me about it
♪ I know the problem
♪ I think you're insecure
♪ if you got a problem
♪ don't say sh-- about it
♪ and I know the problem
♪ the only problem is you you you you ♪
♪ oh yeah
♪ you got a problem
♪ I think you're insecure
♪ Trina (BLEEP) boy what you think this is ♪
♪ Must be out your mind
♪ If you don't stop playing with me yeah ♪
♪ Spending time scrolling downtown lines ♪
♪ On the next bitch like watch what you're saying to me ♪
♪ You're stuck in your head ♪
♪ Now you missed out on the best damn bitch ♪
[cheering]
♪ If you got a problem come see me about it
♪ I know the problem I think you're insecure ♪
[laughing]
♪ If you got a problem don't say sh-- about it ♪
♪ And I know the problem the only problem ♪
- I wanna hear it again. [laughing]
What? That was amazing. - Right?
Excitement, excitement. - Aww.
That was amazing. - Oh, my God, thank you.
Thank you. - You're welcome.
I'm happy you like it.
I've been doing this for 20 years.
And with new artists,
I love that you have a fresh start.
- Mm-hmm.
- So, it's up to you to find people
and keep 'em around you
that's gonna uplift you always, you know?
- We're so proud of her. - Yeah.
- Like, you-- like, she has really taken somethin'
that has been a dream of hers since she was a little girl.
- Yeah. - And just as her friend,
just to watch her, you're like-- - Just keep making it happen.
- You keep making it happen, and look at you.
I'm proud of you. - That's the beauty of it.
See? - You are an angel.
Thank you. - I'll see you,
sooner than later. - Yes, ma'am.
- All right, babe. - Take care.
- Have fun. - All right.
We'll try, child. [laughing]
All right. Ahh!
[screaming] [laughing]
- What?
♪ You you you
- That's how we'll be slithering in the video.
- I can't-- [laughs]
- As you slithered down the steps--
- I sauntered. [laughing]
- Okay, okay. - Get it right.
- That's how I came down. - And you slithered
into the conversation. - That's how I came.
Maybe we could teach, uh, Trina how to slither.
[laughing] - I can't!
Oh, my God.
- Coming up next...
- Wake up, Mia.
- No, you're gonna have to wake up
'cause Wendy got it comin' for you.
- That's so ----in' childish.
[phone ringing] - Mmm.
[phone ringing] - Hello.
- Happy birthday to you.
Hey, I wanted to be in Miami.
- I know.
- Uh, but I sent you a substitute.
Did you get anything? - I did.
Look what I got from you. Hold on.
I love them. Thank you, babe.
They're beautiful.
[phone ringing]
[gasps] - Hi, bubba.
Hi, Daise.
- Hi.
- Aww. - He's so--
- Aww, it's my favorite.
- Karen?
I was looking for you.
- Hi. - Hi.
How are ya? - I am--
why are your eyes red?
What y'all been doin'?
- I was taking a little nap, and I was interrupted. So...
- Uh, did y'all get lit at the beach or somethin'?
- We-we got a little litty. We was on the beach,
and there was young boys with red shorts on
and no shirt, muscles on muscles on muscles.
- Really? - Yes.
- Okay. - And we had a good ol' time.
- I'm glad. - Yes.
We was droppin' it like it was hot.
- At what explorers-- - Hi, Karen.
Can you come up here-- - Come up here.
- For a second, please? - I'm coming.
- Okay. - But how-how long do I have
to get ready and to sober up? - I don't know-- five years.
[laughing] - Five years? Karen.
- I haven't seen you this drunk in-- actually, ever.
- I-I'm-I'm actually not drunk.
Isn't that what drunk people say?
- So, Mia is a little bit in her feelings, right now,
as far as how you guys left
and went to hang out with Wendy.
- This has been a birthday from hell,
but I'm going home. - Well, because, Karen,
you are trying to straddle the fence.
- No, I'm not. - You are.
- What I'm doing is-- - No, you are.
- You were both wrong, and this woman is off
in some hotel where I don't know.
- I-I-I would never do that.
- But that is you. You are not me.
- Karen, you went to go check on the one
who has not owned up to her being wrong.
- I checked on-- hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
- But you did. - You know what?
I'm gonna check on your ass, too,
'cause I don't play these childish games,
and, you know, my thing-- - Let's not do this.
Let's not do this, right now. - I don't--
I don't do that and-- - Please, let's not do this.
- What am I doin', Jacqueline? - She's not doing anything.
- Not you. I'm just saying let's.
- Let's go-- - I mean--
- No, I need an understanding. - All-all I'm asking for
is that-- 'cause here's the thing, Jacqueline.
If anybody were to ever disrespect you,
I'm riding wit' you. - Okay.
- No questions. Loyalty-- loyalty is everything.
- No, meaning they do what you want them to do?
- No. - Even if you're wrong?
Mia is into this control thing.
"Oh, ask me, can you have permission to do this?
Oh, ask me, can you have permission to do that."
(BLEEP) that. I'm not doing that. I'm grown.
The queen does not ask for permission.
- So, we talked to Wendy.
Just made sure she was, you know, okay and stuff.
[laughing]
- T-t-t-t-tequila. - Yeah, go get dressed.
- Okay, Gizelle is going to get dressed.
- Do you not want me here?
- No, of course I want you here.
- Okay, then we-we leave it alone.
- But I'm gonna tell-- but-but-- - We good here?
'Cause if we go any further-- - To the capacity where now I--
- I'm, okay, I don't play games. - My responsibility to
host your birthday party, no.
- And it's like a ----in', like, slap in the face
for all of my effort.
- Sweetheart, you don't have-- - We-we don't even--
- To have me a birthday party. - Have to go do that.
- I had a cake and a candle. God is good.
And I got roses from Ray-Ray. I'm good.
You have done a ----ed up job with the, um, party,
but that's okay. I forgive you.
- I have? - Well, it ain't even here.
- The birthday party was at the beach.
- Okay. - We arranged
for a private cabana. - Nice of you,
but it didn't happen. - But you were so busy,
worried about the ----in' Wicked Witch
of Wendy-- of the West.
- I-- no, no. Bullsh--. - Yes, ya were.
When you went and checked on Wendy,
you picked your side.
- Come on. Come on, Mia.
Wake up, Mia. Wake up.
- No, you-you're gonna have to wake up
'cause Wendy got it comin' for you.
So, you wake up. - That's so ----in' childish.
- Okay, so, you guys are done.
You guys aren't friends anymore.
- Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac."
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, okay.
- This is doing it for you? - It's a very sexy moment.
♪♪
- Okay, Lambo.
[engine revving] - Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah. I think I'm gettin' moist.
- Oh, my God.
- Hi. How are you?
We're at this restaurant, if you wanna come join us.
- Hello, everyone.
- Ladies, I wanna share something
extremely insightful to all of us.
- None of these bitches are real.
They're all fake.
- That's Candiace. - (BLEEP) these hos.
- Lord have mercy.
- This is exactly what I mean when I say no bitch is loyal!
- Shut the (BLEEP) up!
- Whoa! - This is bullsh--!