- Previously, on
"The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
- Miami!
- You know it's my birthday week, right?
- Whoo! Cheers to more petty sh--.
- Whoo!
- Okay, do it. Show her how to twerk.
[cheering]
- Do you y'all get it on? - No.
- Or have-have you?
- What?
- ...and she said she wanted to be a part of it,
but I sent her the paperwork,
and I haven't heard nothin' else.
She didn't respond.
- Peter said he got beef wit' you.
You know what, Wendy?
- You telling me I need to call some guy
and tell him I'm coming into town?
Maybe that's how you and your husband play!
- Oh!
- You and your husband can go (BLEEP) other women and men!
- You're baiting, and you're being antagonistic.
- One more ----ing time!
- I'm not ----ing staying in the same house with her.
- Are you leaving? - Yeah.
- It is disappointing to see Robyn justifying what Mia did.
- Like, Wendy doesn't let you talk.
She cuts you off. - We all do that.
- Throwing the water bottle at her.
But that doesn't make it okay.
- Wendy is being ostracized.
This is not right.
- I don't know what's with Candiace
acting like a butthole.
- I asked Wendy to come to the beach.
Is that okay with you? - Not really.
- It's my ----ing birthday. I'm gonna go check on Wendy.
- Mia, tonight was supposed to be the white party,
Karen's birthday. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- We still-- we still doing that?
- It doesn't even feel right to me anymore.
Wendy should be hosting a party for her.
The birthday party was at the beach.
When you went and checked on Wendy,
you picked your side.
It's like a ----in' slap in the face
for all of my efforts
my responsibility to host your birthday party, no.
- Come on, Mia. That's so ----in' childish.
- I'm pretty, petty, and always sittin' on ready.
- You may think you know my story,
but there's always a plot twist.
- When it comes to the truth, I always arrive on time.
- My vocals are clean, but my reads are for filth.
- I may not remember everything,
but you'll never forget me.
- I'm a Nigerian queen with no time for mean.
- Just like a three-wick, I burn slow and never waver.
♪♪
- I's ready.
Okay. So, where are the people?
Where is the food? What are we doing?
What is goin' on?
Mia!
Okay.
- Hi, Gizelle.
- Hi, birthday girl. How you feel?
- I'm good. - Glad you're here.
Glad we're celebrating.
Didn't know what was gonna happen.
- No, is it-- no, neither do I.
This is-is not-- now, according to Mia,
she's not hosting a birthday party.
- Huh?
- She's not hosting, unless she changed her mind,
so this is just a regular dinner party.
- Okay.
- We having dinner? I mean--
- So, originally, it was supposed to be,
uh, Karen's birthday dinner, right?
But she told me she didn't want me to do anything for her.
Didn't she say that? - No.
She said you don't have to after you said
that you're paying for everything.
- If someone says you don't have to do somethin',
that just shows that they don't appreciate it,
and I'm just kinda-- - All right.
Let's go downstairs, okay? - Yeah.
- I don't need a birthday. I, uh, you know, I'm good.
I had a little candle on my little lunch.
- Okay, all right.
- She won't host my birthday dinner
'cause I went to check on Wendy.
- I'm just gonna get myself together.
- Like, we did this stuff in high school.
So, uh, you're forgiven, Mia,
and I actually am just hungry as sh--.
Hi. - Hello. How you doin'?
- I'm good. I'm good.
- Hi, beautiful ladies. - Hi.
- I need a bevy. - Oh, okay.
Should we go down and drink some sangria?
What-what are we doing?
- Let's go downstairs. - Okay. All right, great.
- Let's do it. Let's do it. - Everyone looks so nice!
- Unh-unh.
- You know what happens when white gets wet.
- What? - It gets see through!
- Ooh, chile, oh, it's beautiful.
- The hostess is upstairs kinda getting herself together.
So, let me-- let me show you where to go, okay?
Hi, gorgeouses.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Okay, so, I'm just coming here to initiate.
Um, Mia is gathering herself, right now, because she's not--
she's feeling a little under the weather.
- Okay. - You guys--
you guys can set up wherever you want,
where it makes sense, okay?
- I think over there. - I'm not particular.
So, I just wanted to say thank you all for coming.
We have some special things going on.
- Uh-huh. - And they're setting up,
and then we'll start doing our magic.
- Okay. - Okay, it's Karen's birthday.
[laughing]
- Okay.
- All right. So, let's have a toast.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- For the past seven years-- - Oh, my God.
- Oh, God. Oh, no, we're not doing that.
We're not doing that.
- So, we want to wish you a very happy five-nine--
five-nine. - Thank you.
- Cheers. - Cheers, cheers, cheers.
- Cheers.
- Hey!
- Hi, Robyn. - Robyna, Robyna.
- How are you? Sorry to keep you waiting.
- Yes! All right.
We're-we're almost a full house.
- So, the drinks are on their way.
- Okay. - Okay.
- You've been a very good substitute hostess.
- Oh, thank you.
- Hi, ladies.
- Hi.
- I coulda sat this one out,
but, hey, this trip is about Karen.
It's her birthday.
- Bon appetit. - Thank you.
- The argument that we had, now am I gonna forget it?
No, but I'm gonna still celebrate you.
It's called being a good friend,
for the record.
- So, I was thinking that we would give, like,
our favorite funny Karen moment.
- Yes. - Oh, Lord.
- Yes. Let's do it! - Candiace, you go first.
- Okay. I mean, obviously, the wig shift.
- Oh, Lord. - Oh, the wig shift?
- Hold on. I-- hold on, damn it. It's hot.
[laughing] H-h-hold!
- There you go.
- The wig was like this. [laughing]
- Well, the best one was when we did a little stealth mission,
and we stole Karen's wig.
- Karen Huger!
Get out here, girl. - Oh, yes!
[laughing]
- The controlling-- - Yes!
- Oh! Ahh!
- Yes, Robyn, you got it!
Robyn, you got a ring since I taught you this.
[laughing]
- Yes. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Mine is, like-- it was funny to me.
- Okay. - Yes.
- Okay. - Oh, Lord, this is gonna be horrible.
- It's not funny to you. What? Karma is a bitch.
Don't drop the soap. Clink-clink.
- Clink-clink. [laughing]
- Clankity-clank! Clankity-clank!
- Really? - The bar of soap--
- Yeah.
- You might wanna help your husband.
- That was very funny. It was very funny.
- Mia, you might have one.
- I do, actually-- It has to do with a tongue.
- A tongue? - It was my husband's tongue,
and then Karen goes, "Ooh, sh--!"
[laughing] - Why you look so good, girl?
- I'm getting remarried.
Oh, Lord! Okay, we're good.
[laughing]
G said... - That's what G did.
[laughing]
- And I said, "G, I'm telling Ray."
- Made that thing work.
- Okay.
[laughing]
- Oh, okay.
- Wonderful. It's showtime.
- Ooh, yeah.
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
- Girl. - Un-uh.
- Yeah!
- Oh, okay.
Oh, my God.
- Is that turning you on? - Beautiful.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ooh!
[laughing] Oh, my God.
- That's very hot.
- Ooh, okay.
- Why, Karen.
- Oh, oh, ooh!
[exclaiming]
- How is she gonna eat later?
- Oh, my God. That's wonderful!
[applause]
Okay, I need to call Ray.
- This is doing it for you?
- I enjoyed that. It's very sexy.
- That's sexy?
- It's a very sexy moment.
- Really? - Happy birthday.
- Thank you. That was really nice.
- You did good.
- Well, did you guys have a progressive conversation
in-- when you went to Mia's room?
- I feel we did. - Okay.
- And I think what I walked away from,
and then- then I'll let it be,
is communication, seriously.
Breakdown in communication at all times does not work.
Look, it was not a great conversation,
but I have some sympathy for Mia
because she's upset with Wendy because she felt like
she was coming for her marriage.
Everyone always comes for my marriage. Sh--.
- We were waiting for you. - Because I went to see Wendy.
We have to get this party started.
- Oh.
- Did you check in with Wendy? - I have not.
- Yes.
Are you going to come back?
- I think that tonight it's probably best if,
you know, we just are in our separate ways.
Mia, that's fine. Don't invite me.
If you can't use your words,
and you have to resort to violence,
yeah, you and your size 14's can go over there.
But I will definitely come back.
I have not left Miami. I'm still in Miami.
- We really did have an interesting day.
- What a day.
- Well, we're moving forward.
But you know what's interesting?
I had lunch with y'all today,
and I gotta say it was rather pleasant.
- Oh, my God, happy birthday, Karen.
- Happy birthday, Karen. - Have some-- Thank you. Aww.
It's almost like you guys are on a new page.
It's like you've turned a page in your relationship.
- That's nice.
- We just decided mutually to table our stuff.
- To table it.
- Oh, okay.
- But I definitely think we still need to chat
because now Chris is on Twitter
what, like, what, threatening me?
- I don't know.
- You told Robyn that that was me
that he was referencing where you'll be sorry.
- No. Well, there was two things.
One, he said I was a liar. - Okay, oh.
- And, I thought, threatening me.
- Okay.
- But you said he's threatening you.
- Right.
- I think he was talking about both of you
because you make things up.
So, if he wants to be upset
and express himself on-on Twitter...
- Okay, so, what is he saying that I'm lying about?
- What is being made up?
- First, we have forehead claiming that my husband
is coming onto her friend.
- My friend said that Chris was being
a little bit flirty with her.
- Then we have dusty vagina over here claiming
that my man wanted to play anywhere near that.
- I don't ever wanna be in a bedroom with a married man.
- Right.
- Chris made me feel uncomfortable.
- You all are so miserable
with your long rolling hills of necks
that you wanted to come for my marriage.
It's just not today or ever.
I don't have time for any of this mess.
What's next?
- That's-that's what you're gonna do?
- What's next?
- One can say anything and you're not gonna hear anything?
You're not gonna receive anything?
- You can say whatever you'd like to say.
I'm not going to address a rumor.
What is next? - Okay.
- Who else wants to go? - Uh-huh.
- You got somethin'? You got somethin'?
- Of course not.
- Why are you asking like it's a firing squad?
No one is doing that.
- You know, I have to say it's really disappointing
that every time we get together, there's con-confrontation.
- Mm-hmm.
No, I think it's very interesting
that she's getting defensive
over someone telling lies about--
over her husband, right?
But she's supporting someone who was telling lies about mine.
- I'm here.
- So, if I cuss y'all the (BLEEP) out,
then I'm loud and aggressive. - Oh, great.
- That, too.
- When I move on, now I'm defensive.
I can't win.
- So, now you're dismissing people,
but you asked the question. - Ta-ta-ta-ta.
Ta-ta-ta-ta. - Very defensive, honey.
- I will not be bombarded by Mia's representative.
[laughing]
- You wish you had a representative,
but nobody will represent your ass.
Sorry.
- Oh, well, who the (BLEEP) are you?
- Bitch, who are you? - What is your name?
- Candiace. - Okay.
So, if we don't have anything else...
I am completely drained of the foolishness, the fakery,
and-and the bullsh-- in this group.
And at this point, this group can lick
the blackest part of my ass.
- Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me. - Karen, happy birthday.
- Karen, we celebrated you last night.
- Five-nine. - Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me. [laughing]
- At this point, none of these bitches are real.
(BLEEP) these hos
from the bottom of my heart.
- Previously, on
- Okay, she don't even know how to make a cup of coffee.
- Happy birthday to me.
Five-nine.
- Let me send a text message.
- Okay, hold on.
This trip has been a little wild,
but I always self-check myself and say, you know,
follow through.
You brought all these girls here to celebrate Karen.
Like, let's just have some fun.
Not a quitter.
- "Good morning, ladies.
It's the last day in the M.I.A., so let's get ready
to hit the streets. We depart at 11:30 a.m."
- I know.
[laughing]
- 'Cause if I...
♪♪
- Well, how is Karter and Kruz?
- What did you guys eat for dinner?
- Okay.
- So, they had short ribs, taco, and pasta in one dinner.
Baby.
I decided to stay in Miami because I took time
out of my life to be here, and it's Karen's birthday.
So, I'm not going to let the bad decisions of one person
ruin a weekend.
- I'm gonna take a little bit of this,
a little bit of that.
- Oh, God, that means y'all ate everything
you weren't supposed to eat.
♪♪
- I know you guys are having a good time.
- Yeah, we are. It's a good time, mom.
It is nice. It's nice.
Michael sent me a text. [sighs]
You know, like, just being very nice.
Telling me the kids miss me.
He hopes I'm having a good time and all this stuff.
I was like, oh, okay.
Maybe, you know, when I'm away,
the absence is making him miss me,
and that's fine.
[knocking]
- Hello! - Oh.
- Good morning. - Oh, I like your pajamas.
- How are you? - Horrible--
I felt horrible. - What? What's going on?
- Just being at that table last night,
it was a drain. I was drained.
- Mm-hmm.
- This was supposed to be a fun vacation for me.
- Right, it was, but, you know, there's been a lotta things
going on the last couple of days.
But I-I just-- I want you to be happy with this group.
(BLEEP) all the sh-- people say.
- But the accusation that Chris was flirting with
one of Ashley's ugly friends, is-is a lie.
That's what your husband does.
That's the way that you have been disrespected,
so you project that onto other people.
I'm the projector. I'm projecting onto you.
[laughing] Projection.
She's got a fake divorce that she's trying to panhandle
across these United States,
and she has nothing else to do.
You think the divorce is real?
- I really do. [laughing]
I do! I-I mean, I'll be honest.
At first, I was-- I wasn't sure.
- Right. - But now, I kinda think so.
- I think it's a scam.
I think they're-they're doin' somethin' else.
They're trying to buy other pr--
I don't know what they're doing. I don't know.
If we're getting divorced, why, pray tell,
are we buying properties together?
Like, if I'm divorcing a-a grabby, handsy, nasty man,
I for damn sure ain't putting your name on my property.
So, what's next? What's the next lie gonna be?
- We're gonna go out today, and Ashley is gonna be with us.
- And I am going to have an amazing-- she is.
- And-and we're gonna have a good time.
We're gonna enjoy each other. - Yes.
- Okay, but we're gonna be respectful to each other
and try enjoy to each other.
- I am always respectful. [laughing]
- All right. - Mm-hmm.
- So, how is your friend, Wendy?
- She's alone in a hotel.
- I think I woulda went back home.
- Well, I think that she needs to come back
because I don't wanna be stuck with forehead
and all her lies.
- Candiace, we are gonna have fun today.
- Yes, fun. I'm wearing neon pink.
This is a fun color. - All right.
Now, I guess I gotta put on a frickin' bathing suit.
- Yes, bitch. - All right, girl.
I'll see you later.
Let me get dressed. - All right.
I'll see you down.
Oh, gosh, we're going to have fun.
♪♪
- That's, uh, Karen, that's nice.
- Right? [laughing]
- I like that. - Thanks. Thanks.
- Hi. - Good morning.
You ready? - Morn-ting. Morn-ting.
Yes. - Hi. Good morning.
- Good morning. You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
- What are you doing? Tikky-tokky, again?
- Yeah, girl. - All right.
- Hello, ladies. We have to get going
because we're on a really tight schedule.
So, Karen, G, J, and I are going to go
and have a little birthday fun with the birthday girl.
- I don't know. - Okay.
- Hey.
- And you ladies are gonna go out on the boat.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, nice, okay.
- That's cute. - Yeah, no, boat is nice.
Beautiful day. - Okay.
- Mia needs to do better when it comes to her hosting skills
'cause who wants to be on a boat with someone
that's acting like a asshole and is, like-like--
I'm just not excited about
going on this boat trip with Candiace.
- Enjoy yourselves. When we come back,
I'm gonna take you guys out on the town.
Is that cool? - Good plan.
I hope you have a great time. - Thank you, Ashley.
- M'kay, see you guys. - Have a great day.
- Well, I'm glad you're coming with me.
[laughing]
I'm gonna get a buzz today, okay?
- Is this, like, a private boat, or are we joining other people?
- I have no idea.
- So, you guys, I, um, was talking to Wendy this morning,
and I wanted to invite her to come on the boat with us...
so she's not just sitting in her hotel by herself.
[groans]
- Coming up next...
Five-nine! Thank you, Mia! [cheering]
- Okay, oh, she's running red lights.
We're going to jail. Lord Jesus.
- All this horsepower, ooh, I think I'm gettin' moist.
- Oh, God, get me out. [laughing]
- So, you guys, I wanted to invite Wendy
to come on the boat with us,
so she's not just sitting in her hotel by herself.
[groans]
- But I wanted to make sure that you were okay, too, Robyn,
'cause I know that you have--
I'm gonna Facetime her.
- Yesterday and the first day was a little stressful,
but my birthday, uh-- - Your birthday is over!
- It's a month. I only need one thing today.
I wanna have fun today.
We are a group of women that share friends in common.
What do you do with that? [laughing]
We're not gonna like each other, right?
But I hope we get to a better place.
- It's unrealistic to think that it's gonna work.
- Okay. - Mia needs apologies.
- Hey. - As her representative
that everybody likes to say I'm her ----ing representative.
- I respect that. Oh, my God. - Okay.
- The representative has spoken.
- I feel like it was unintentional
that I ended up in the middle.
My request on my birthday was a selfish one,
and I apologize to you for that because I was wrong.
- And you know what, Karen? - Huh?
- I appreciate you for that.
I can always side with a girl
who is willing to own her own sh--, okay?
Just don't do it again.
And then we move the (BLEEP) on.
- See, okay. - I don't see the problem.
That's what friends do.
- Hello. What's going on?
So, we are getting on a boat.
- Cute.
- So, I wanted to see if you wanted to come
get on the boat with us. - Okay, that would be cute.
Um, I-I will come.
- Bring your ass.
- We have arrived, you guys.
♪ Uno dos tres cuatro
♪♪
- Oh, gosh. - Look at the cars.
- Okay, Lambo.
- Hey. - I love that.
- Hi. - Hi.
- All right. So, we have a reservation.
- Yes, welcome, welcome. - This is Karen.
It's her birthday. - Hi. How are you?
- Happy birthday. - Thank you.
- Drivers licenses. - Okay.
- Who wants to drive? - I'm driving.
- Okay, there you go.
You nervous? - Yes, I'm excited.
[laughing]
I am blown away
because I'm a speed demon, honey.
[engine revving]
It would have been nice, you know,
if this was on my actual birthday,
but I'll take it.
- You can't come to Miami and not drive a Lambo.
- Yes!
- Whoo!
- Oh, we're here?
- Hi.
- Very good.
- Hi. - Welcome.
- Excuse my boobs, honey. - Come on, diva.
- Ready to get out on the water?
- all: Yes.
- Yeah, but th-these are just, like, popping out.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- Oh, my gosh.
- All right, ladies. - Hi.
- This is Tom, our captain.
- Hi, Captain Tom. - Hi, hi.
- Hi. - Hello.
- Nice to meet you guys.
- Go ahead, ladies. - Thank you.
- We can get on? - Yes, of course.
- Your seats are adjustable.
Hold on to the side and pull out.
- Oh, the height is adjustable.
- Oh, like an exercise bike, for real.
- Yeah, exactly. - Okay.
- All the seats have pedals on 'em.
- We're pedaling today?
- I wish I knew this is what we were doing.
- I know, right?
- This is why we need to know this. Yeah.
- 'Cause this would not have been the choice for the day.
- I thought that we were going on a mother----ing yacht, okay?
Not on a little tiny booze cruise canoe.
Hey, look who it is. - Hey!
- Oh, you match your cup. - Welcome.
- Oh, I match my cup. Hey, ladies.
- Here you go. - Hi, everyone.
- Hey.
- Okay, this is cute. - Okay, let's go.
♪♪
- It was so fun.
[cheering]
- Yup.
- Wendy, how have you been in your--
- My-my suite? - Uh-huh.
- I've been good.
I got to grade papers for my students.
So, it was a lot.
- Yeah. - But I'm up for the task.
- Do it. - Yeah.
- Life is good.
- Whoo! Yay!
I'm so excited!
- 'Cause they just gave us these Lambos.
- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
- Whoo!
Yes!
- Bye! - Bye!
- Whoo!
- We ain't goin' nowhere. - Huh?
- It's not doing nothin'. - Wait, what?
- What? - You don't know how to drive?
[laughing] - No. This is wonderful.
We can't go anywhere. Hello? It's not going into drive.
No, seriously. - No hands!
- Everybody, whoo!
- Let the people know.
- No, seriously, okay, so, you got your foot on the gas?
- It's there.
[engine revving]
Okay. Hello, Jesus.
- Karen, you gotta press your foot on the gas.
- Shh.
This is wonderful for our relationship
'cause, you know, my Lambo cherry is broken.
This is my birthday.
[engine revving] - Oh, sh--, whiplash.
- Girl, I got it.
[laughing]
- See, Mia, we're gonna be riding forever.
- Karen, you didn't know how to put the thing in drive.
- Whoo! Honk the horn. - You better know!
You better ask somebody! - Yes!
- If I can't pull a man in the Lambo, it's a problem.
- If you can't-- [laughing]
- It's a problem. - That's a big issue.
[laughing]
- Where are we?
- That thing is hot as balls now.
- Yeah, yeah. - Uh-oh.
- Am I-- am I doing anything?
This doesn't do anything, huh?
- So, we have sandwiches.
- I'm on a master cleanse, anyway.
I don't need to eat sh--. [laughing]
- Robyn, what's going on with your everything?
So, like, are we planning any destination weddings?
- Um, we are planning something very, very,
very, very, very small. - Okay.
- Very small.
- You're eloping?
Why are you being so coy? - I mean, honestly,
this is something I would talk about around people
that actually like me.
- They don't. It's okay, and it's fine.
I'm fine with that.
- To think that it's okay to cast Wendy out
and treat her a particular way, feels really cold.
It has been disappointing to see Robyn and everybody
doin' neck rolls' dirty work.
[engine revving]
- What happened? - Oh, God darn it, we died.
[laughing] - Oh, Lord, it's doing it.
Drive.
Why does it stop?
(BLEEP). [engine revving]
- Oh, Karen! - Karen, get it outta park.
- Karen!
[engine revving] Oh, my God.
- She's just sitting there in park.
- I'm in control. Get yourself together, car.
[engine revving]
No, no, put it in gear. [laughing]
(BLEEP). Uh-uh, baby, I got this.
My daddy taught me how to shut sh-- down
and start it again.
- Right. They're not gonna make it.
- No, they not.
[laughing]
- I gotta get some wind in my hair, though.
- Yeah!
- Whoo! Yes! Five-nine!
Thank you, Mia!
[cheering]
[horn honking] Yes!
- Okay, oh, she's running red lights and going to jail.
Lord Jesus. - It's called driving, baby.
Boom, baby. Oh, yeah, this is-- oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All this horsepower.
Ooh, I think I'm gettin' moist.
- Oh, my God. - I'm feeling the horses.
[engine revving] - Oh, God, get me out.
[laughing]
- Coming up next...
- Karen...
- Lord have mercy.
- Shut the (BLEEP) up! - Oh!
- Don't come at me again. This is bullsh--!
- Karen! - No, I'm mad.
♪♪
- Robyn, I missed you so much.
- Yeah, she didn't let me go with you.
- Gizelle had the droptop.
- Yes.
- Let's shower, and then we're gonna go to Santorini.
It's on the water. - Okay.
- And it's Miami, so whatever you want.
- Okay. Just dress cool.
Okay. - Yeah and be comfortable.
- Okay, are we ready?
- Oh.
- I don't know what I look like.
- I was getting dressed. It's so hot in that bathroom.
- I know. - So, it's like,
oh, my God, I gotta finish over here.
I need you to listen to something, though,
while we get dressed.
All right. - What?
- Listen to this sh--. - Okay.
- I was in the bathroom. - Yeah.
- You know, going number two, scrolling the internet.
- Why do I need to know about your number twos?
- I mean, you don't need to know that but, like,
while I was in the bathroom,
and I came across this, you know.
- Okay.
- Um, yeah, I do have a forgiving spirit.
- Candiace. - Mm-hmm.
- I-I do have a forgiving spirit.
- Okay.
- Um, but I can forgive you and watch you die.
- What's this? On Instagram? - It must be Instagram Live.
- None of these bitches are real.
- None. - They're all fake.
- All. - They're all--
no one is loyal.
Everyone is literally out for themselves.
- Everyone, all, everyone.
- Trying to panhandle their little businesses across town,
across the United States. - Panhandle!
- She's not just talking about you.
You-you get this, right?
- Yeah, she's talking about you, too.
- Yes, and Karen, and Wendy, and Ashley, and Mia.
According to the blog,
she recorded this a few days ago.
I mean, there's just so many things wrong with this,
but I personally am upset because I actually literally
went out of my way to support Chris.
- Chris made me feel completely uncomfortable.
- I-I hate doubting my friend, but I disagree.
She brought it up to say, oh, my God, I was--
I'm so uncomfortable around him. Like, no.
Like, I'm, like, Chris is not no sneaky dude like that.
And I'm just like, what-what has gotten into this woman?
- (BLEEP) these hos from the bottom of my heart.
- This bitch is crazy.
- This is nice. I like this.
- Why is she here? - Of course.
- If she feels this about everyone?
- Why are you even talking about us, right now?
- You know what's crazy, Gizelle?
She's talking about all of us.
- Yes.
- So, you know how sometimes people wanna talk in private.
This is not for the group.
- Yeah, no. - This is for the group.
- That's for the group.
That's for everybody at the table.
- This is for the group. - Yeah.
- They just need to know this is how she feels
about all of us.
- Why is it so quiet in this house?
- I just have to put some lipstick on.
I had a headache. Mia and I both had a headache.
Mia said it's because of my driving.
I said she just loves my driving.
- You gave Mia some whiplash.
- I did.
- Mia's neck was all crooked to the side like this
when she got out the car.
- I'm just gonna get my lipstick.
- I understand that you were with Wendy.
- Yeah, it was-- yeah, we had a nice time,
a relaxing time. - Okay.
- Everybody was peaceful, and it was fun.
So, I know this is the last dinner,
so I just wanted to see how everybody felt
about Wendy coming, if it was comfortable for everyone
for her to come, or-or do you feel like it's too soon?
She's the missing piece in the group, right now.
- What-what do you want?
- Well, it's, I mean, this is, like, the eighth time
you guys have asked me.
If I said no seven times, will the eighth time--
- So, it's no.
- I don't want her there, no.
- You don't? - She doesn't want her there.
- No. - Okay.
- All right. Then that's that.
The issue with Wendy, it's past,
and, at this point,
Mia is just taking this way too far.
Okay, she is on team way too much.
That power trip is really gettin' to my girl's head.
Okay, that thing is blowing up.
Okay, all right. Everyone is ready?
- All right. Everybody out.
- Okay, ooh.
♪♪
- I'm ready for some food.
- Okay.
- 'Cause you guys probably had a nice meal.
- Yeah. - We just had,
like, a little deli sandwich.
- What? - Like a--
- From the-- from, uh, Wawa.
- Right. [laughing]
- We had Wawa sandwiches.
- Right. - Glad that wasn't me.
- I came down naked last night to get some snack
while y'all-- after you guys went to bed.
- Oh, dear.
- You are very much her type, Ashley.
- Oh. - Yeah.
- She's very particular, too,
so I would take that as a compliment.
- Thank you.
- It doesn't take me long to get committed to somebody,
and, like, I don't like dating around.
- Mm-hmm. - So, I end up
just putting all of-- not my eggs in one basket
but, like, my focus on that person
when I should be dating, like, five, ten different people.
- I only can handle one at a time.
That's my limit.
- Yeah, one at a time.
- Or maybe two.
[laughing]
- I've never had a friend's friend be,
like, interested in me. - Yeah.
- Yeah, that'd be-- - It's always, like, a stranger.
- Yeah, it be conv-- a little convoluted
because, you know, like, she's your friend.
- I shared my man with her, so...
[laughing]
- So, not Gordon. - No.
- Yeah. - So, my ex, right,
he was really good in bed.
- Okay. - Oh, God.
That's the problem. - Right.
- And I was telling her about, like, how it was
and why I'm strong and can't leave
even though he's cheating on me, right? - Right, right.
- I'm like, well, (BLEEP), I don't wanna give sh-- this up,
right? [laughing]
And one night, I was like, you know...
So you can see what the (BLEEP) I'm talking about.
She said, to this day, she has not found better.
- Wow.
They're sharing a whole lot, and truth be told,
I think it's weird.
Ladies, what is the relationship here?
- You know, that's a good friend for ya.
- I like-- I like to see people happy.
[laughing]
♪♪
Where our friends? Oh, there ya are.
Hi. - Hi.
- Let's get this party crackin'.
- Hi, ladies. How are you?
- How are you? Good.
- Please follow me to the table.
- Hi, thank you.
- This one looks fine?
- Yeah, it's perfect, perfect, perfect.
Thank you. - You're welcome.
- Thank you. I appreciate it.
- There you go. - Thank you.
- Enjoy your night. We're here to help you,
all right? - Thank you.
- Thank you so much. - Here you are.
- Ash-Ash?
- Thank you. - Did we leave her in the car?
- No, she-- [laughing]
- Went to the bathroom. - Okay.
[phone ringing]
- Hi. How are you?
- We're at this restaurant called Santorini,
if you wanna come join us. It's close to you, actually.
- All right. We'll see you soon.
- Bye.
I don't see why Wendy can't be a part of the group.
- The crispy thin cheese pizza just for the table.
- The Cubano salad.
- If, ultimately, this trip was mainly for Karen's birthday,
it would make sense that Karen's friend, Wendy,
is allowed to come to the dinner.
- This is beautiful. - Isn't it gorge?
- Oh, there's Ash-Ash.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Sorry about that.
- Are you gonna sit down? - I am.
So, I did talk to Wendy. She's nearby.
- Did you invite her?
- She's gonna stop by for a minute.
- You disrespectful little brat.
♪♪
- So I did talk to Wendy.
- Okay. - And she's nearby,
so she's gonna stop by for a minute.
- Did you invite her? - Yeah.
I mean, I don't understand the issue with her coming
and having a drink or dinner.
- We can make room.
- I think it-- I think it's fair.
- You got one chance with me to strike out--
the disrespect.
- Yes, um, the, um, crispy pizza.
- Ashley, I think that it's unfair for you
to make a decision for the group,
without even discussing it with anybody.
- Right?
- No, I don't think it's fair that this woman
left her family to spend time here with this group,
and all of a sudden, because of one event,
- It's Mia's trip. - Wait.
- She has to be ostracized from the whole group.
- It's also a matter of, like, respect.
- Right. - Madam, anything for you?
- Okay, I do want the tzatziki,
and I want some chicken gyros please.
- Thank you so much, ma'am. - Thanks.
- You disrespectful little brat.
[laughing]
- What? Ga-ga-ga, yeah.
I'm a what now? I'm a brat? - I said it.
- And what are you? What are you, Mia?
A bully? Is that what you are?
- Oh, I'm a bully now?
- Yeah, that's how you're acting,
for real. [laughing]
You wanna call names.
- You're not gonna jump in and defend your friend?
- Mind your own damn business. - Oh, this is my business.
- No, it's not. - You like to jump in. Go and jump in.
- I can do whatever the (BLEEP) I want to, okay?
- Oh, oh, oh.
- Sit your ass right there. - I'm sitting, bitch.
- So, Ashley, put yourself in Mia's shoes, okay?
And if you had a confront-- - I've been in her shoes.
- Okay, and if you had a confrontation with someone
to the degree that they had,
would you want that person back around,
without your blessing?
- I'm here, so it worked out well.
♪♪
- Hello, everyone.
- Hi. - Hi, mamas.
- Wet and wavy.
- Hi. - Hi, mama.
- How are you? - I'm good.
- Here, I got two plates. Have one.
- Oh, I love it. Thank you.
- Is she gonna fall in the pool?
Do we need to move the table up?
- All right, just don't fall in the pool now.
- Oh, we won't.
If anybody going in the water, it ain't me.
[laughing]
- Is it possible to-to voice your stances
on what happened the other night?
- What I, Wendy, will say, and I will say it--
- Is she talking to me?
- This is for Mia.
I take accountability for my choice of words
that could have hurt Mia,
and I can apologize for my role
in how I aided and escalated the evening.
That's what I can say.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
- ----in' kumbaya.
I feel like I didn't get an apology.
I don't know who she was talking to.
Herself maybe,
she's trying to convince herself she's sorry,
'cause she wasn't talking to me.
She-she wasn't.
- That's great.
- I think that was big, actually.
- All right, well...
- Just let it roll off your back.
Drink your drink. I said it, okay.
- She heard you. She heard you.
- Ma'am, do you have soft tacos?
- Yes, I do, thank you. Oh, praise God.
- Cubano, yes, right here. Thank you.
- They both have small Greek salads.
- Thank you.
- Ladies, ladies, ladies, I wanna share something
with you all that I think is extremely insightful.
Well, hope-hopefully, you can hear.
- What is this?
Do you-- what is this? - It's extremely insightful
to all of us.
- What? - All.
- Robyn has gone tech. [laughing]
She-- first, she's videotaping people.
Now, we-- she's got her own speaker.
- None of these bitches are real.
They're all fake.
No one is loyal.
- What is this?
- That's Candiace.
- Everyone is literally out for themselves.
(BLEEP) these hos.
♪♪
- None of these bitches are real.
They're all fake.
No one is loyal.
Everyone is literally trying to panhandle
their little businesses across town.
- Did you hear this? - Nobody gives a (BLEEP) about--
(BLEEP) these hos.
- (BLEEP) these hos?
- All these hos. No one is loyal.
Everyone-everyone is panhandling business.
- Well, am I-- am I done? - Yeah, you're done.
That-that's as much as I needed to share.
Like, why?
Be specific. - Yeah, I-I will.
- Are you talking about...
everyone? - I will, if you allow me.
I-I do appreciate the ambush.
This was very nice.
- That's not an ambush. You said it babe.
- This is one person.
- That's very nice. - Just me, myself, and I.
- Yes, yes. - That's not an ambush.
- Yeah, it is, but I wouldn't have said it on my live,
if I didn't mean it.
To quote the ancient African proverb,
I said what I said.
But it's very shocking to see someone who I thought
was a friend attempt to shame me.
Like, you're not going to shame me,
but you are going to show me who you are,
and I am looking, and I'm seeing you differently.
- If everyone is out for themselves,
why are you here?
- You were the only person that I would say is loyal.
But after this,
I don't know that I could say that anymore.
- For me, I'm a little confused by the statement.
Where did this come from?
- Child, let me tell you somethin'.
Dr. Wendy has never been a panhandler, okay?
- I'm glad Robyn was sitting on a toilet
and saw this one,
and, honey, your face cracked because you're busted.
So, thank you, poop number two.
[laughing]
- Why would you wait until this very moment?
- Because everyone is here.
- And it's an ambush.
- No, you should say it to everybody's face rather than
going on Instagram Live. - I do say it to your face.
I don't like you.
I think that you are a disloyal person.
I think you're shady, and I think you're mean.
- I'm not disloyal.
- I think you are a disloyal person.
I think you are shady, and you are mean.
- Thank you. So, say my name.
- I say your name-- I say it to you all the time.
- This is ----ed up, okay?
- You were not included in that.
I-I have never thought of you
as someone who schemes, who plans.
- I do not. - That's not you.
- Okay, thank you. - This one, it's her.
She does that.
- Karen...
[sighs] - What?
- Yes.
- There's a lot going on-- - What?
- At this table.
- Lord have Mercy.
- Oh, sh--, she mad.
- Did you say that about me and my husband?
- No.
- I-- what is she talking about?
- What are you talking about?
- You said, "Karen be out in these streets."
- She was sneaking outta town, going to restaurants,
with someone that wasn't Ray.
- Did you say that?
Let me be very ----ing clear.
I will not play this ----ing game.
- Direct it at her.
This is exactly what I mean when I say no bitch is loyal!
- I-I need you to pause. And let me be very clear.
I'm saying this to the whole ----ing table
because I've been down this avenue before.
- Is this-- - Unless you have names...
- Uh-huh. - Pictures...
- Yes. - Numbers,
so I can call and interview because people love me.
I stop and say hello.
Unless you've got somethin'
that is really ----ed up about me,
shut the (BLEEP) up!
- Oh! - Don't come at me again
or my institution. I have been here.
- I never said anything about you dating other men.
That doesn't even sound like something I would say.
And if I was gonna say it,
why the (BLEEP) would I say it to her Black ass?
- It doesn't matter because this is bullsh--!
I do so much for this ----ing group,
and this is what I get?
- Karen! - No, I'm mad.
No, (BLEEP) it. - Why are you mad?
- (BLEEP) it. (BLEEP) it. - She's lying.
Why are you mad? - I'm going to the bathroom.
Bathroom?
- Okay.
[thunder rumbling]
- Hell no. No.
- I never said anything about you dating other men.
- This is bullsh--!
I do so much for this ----ing group,
and this is what I get?
- Karen! - No, I'm mad.
No, (BLEEP) it. - Why are you mad?
- (BLEEP) it. (BLEEP) it. - She's lying.
Why are you mad? - I'm going to the bathroom.
Bathroom?
- Karen's reaction was a lot,
but I'm happy that you at least got it off your chest.
Now, you didn't say it wasn't true,
but you did say don't talk about you in these streets.
Good job, Karen. [laughing]
- You need to go get Karen, because you need
to clear up whatever you said.
- Anyway, you need to clear it up and say,
"I was joking," if-if you were joking.
- I was-- I was not joking!
I didn't say anything about her hus--
about her dating other men. I did not say that!
- I don't wanna play mother----ing phone tag,
so what was said while I was gone?
Everybody is at the table. Let's repeat that sh--.
Did I miss something important?
- No. - She's ----ing lying.
- No, no, no. - No.
Why would I say that? Why would I say that?
- Candiace is crying? - Yes, bitch, I'm crying.
Is it a problem? - I'm collecting the rain.
I looked up. You're crying.
- Okay, you're gettin' rained on
'cause you're evil. - Yeah, m'kay.
[laughing] This just a disaster.
- Hello, babe.
- Yeah?
- There is no loyalty with most of these women.
They'll come and smile in your face
and then stab you in your ----ing back.
- It's a hurricane coming through.
[thunder rumbles] - God is mad.
He-He's-- it's thundering.
- No, we need cleansing.
♪ Happy birthday to you
- Okay, we're good. Let's go. I'm ready.
- All right. All right. Time to go.
[cup breaking] - Opa!
[cheers and applause]
[thunder crashes] - What the...?
- Oh, my God. God is mad. God is real mad.
- I'm gonna call you back.
[thunder rumblles]
[dishes breaking]
- Oh, sh--.
- Okay, I'm good.
[thunder rumbles]
♪♪
- Girl, this whole trip has been crazy,
but this last night, this was a night to remember.
So, it's a little bit fuzzy, but I do remember Gizelle,
being the old, 39,000-year-old hag
that she is, bailing out a little bit early.
She had to go to bed.
- So, I'm gonna go home. - What?
You don't wanna come? - No.
It's rainy. It's nasty. My-my feet are cold.
- Be safe. - Okay.
- All right.
- So, we, the young PYTs, decided to go to the club.
- Okay.
- Come on, Karen! [cheering]
Get in there!
- Perfect. Sounds good.
♪♪
We were all in really great spirit.
We were dancing. There were a lot of shots.
Shots was a verb.
- Yes! Whoo!
- Even though we have some beefs,
I know we have it in us to be homegirls.
And for the first time in a very long time,
we were all getting along.
We were friends.
And when I say, "getting along,"
I mean getting along.
Even Robyn and Wendy were having a come to Jesus.
- Yes!
Did you see what God will do?
Mmm, the greatness of God.
After that, things got really fuzzy.
I just remember Mia kind of skulked off
and went home without us.
We got in the SUV,
and things definitely went left.
That's ----ed up, what you did.
- It's not ----ed up.
You-- it's ----ed up, what you did.
So, I'm horrible because I brought it up?
Because I saw it when I was taking a dump?
- You're ----ing calculated as (BLEEP).
[phone ringing] - Hi.
- Hey, how far are you guys away?
- I'm sorry. We're-we're coming.
We're on our way back.
- You are ----ing fake!
You're not my friend-- - Hey, that's fine.
- And that's the bottom line. - Really?
- Wait. Okay, what is going on?
Why is Candiace talking to you like that?
- She's mad about me playing her Instagram.
You know what? - You waited to do it
in front of the group 'cause you're ----ing fake!
You were my real ----ing friend! - Candiace!
- That's ----ed up, and that's the bottom line.
- It wasn't ----ed up. You said it.
- Because I would've never done that to you!
I would've come to you. - But you said it!
- You are just as fake as the rest of 'em.
- Dude, what the hell? - Why are you--
why are you coming on a trip?
- How are you calling--
how are you calling Robyn your friend,
but then, at the same time, you're calling her
a fake bitch? - Do you want me to go?
You wanted to be a ----ing bitch to me!
You did that sh-- on purpose!
- Hey, how, hey, how far? [overlapping chatter]
Hello?
How far are you guys? - This thing is ----ed up!
- Where is Karen? - What they say, is ----ed up!
- The grand dame ain't never left.
- And you did that sh-- to hurt me!
- What the (BLEEP) is going on with these people?
- You're ----ing fake! - No.
I don't give a (BLEEP) what you say.
- She's not. Robyn is not.
- I'm actually not. I'm actually not.
- If you were my real friend, you would have--
- If I'm your real-- Candiace--
- You smiled in my face all ----ing day!
- I didn't smile in your face. - You didn't?
- I didn't smile in your face. - Okay.
(BLEEP) you! - (BLEEP) you.
We're done. Period.
- Why is this season like this?
[laughing] What's next?
- Still to come on this season
of "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
[cheers and applause]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Did you get a flashlight and look at her cootchie?
- I did. [laughing]
♪♪
- I'm glad you're excited.
- Ooh, ooh, oh, it's soft.
[ cheering ] - This is a homegirl moment.
- Everybody has met Jamal Bryant.
- Hello.
- Did he kiss me? Yes, but not that night.
Like, the next day.
- I do still have some romantic feelings for him.
- What are you thinking, man? Get some help.
- She likes to watch, and Gordon likes other women.
So, you never said, "Pick me?"
- I would never ----in' sleep with your husband!
- We're gonna have a private ceremony in Jamaica.
- No, that's not even right. I should be there.
- I wanted to talk to you about the prenup.
Do you put an infidelity clause?
- If anything happens to you today,
your kids won't have their mother.
- What about you apologize to her and--?
- Apologize for what, Ray? I didn't do nothing.
- She misunderstood your intention.
- Man, (BLEEP) that sh--, Ashley.
No, I'm trying to-- - I'm just saying.
- No, now I'm done.
(BLEEP) her!
[chanting]
[ screaming ]
[cheering]
- You have attacked people's families.
- Just wait. You know who the (BLEEP) that I am!
- Oh, bang the table!
- You're a lying-ass bitch! - Uh-uh. I am not.
Shut the (BLEEP) up! [overlapping shouting]
Go ahead! Show us-- - I will--
- There's so much I know about Robyn Dixon,
including Juan's other woman that looks like me.
- Looks like you how?
Blonde hair? - She's blonde.
That's why you're sitting here lying your ass off
'cause you are deflecting with this fake-ass marriage.
[ screaming ]
- Karen Huger, she was ----ing the help in the bathroom.
- And I don't need my friend saying that I'm a prostitute.
- Karen's not here 'cause y'all ran her out.
- They had so many rumors swirling.
Let's get unmiked 'cause this is gonna be good.
♪ I'm not used to dealing with a bitch ♪