- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
- Welcome to another episode of "Reasonably Shady."
We have a live show.
- I find it interesting when they copy what I do.
[laughing]
- Here's cheers to... - Yes.
I thought it'd be cool if you did,
like, audience Q&A. Cut to drag queen performer.
Cut to a Diana Ross moment, ballgowns, sequins...
Cut to... - Mm-hmm.
- I don't have the time for my kidney stone appointment.
- You gotta prioritize health. [laughing]
- Hi. - Hi.
- Oh, you're so cute and little.
[laughing]
"Insecure" featuring Trina is going to be a thing.
- We should explore getting a prenup.
- Robyn, stop.
- I'm trying to figure out who do I wanna sit next to.
- You know you always wanna sit next to me.
[sighs] - You always wanna sit next to your G.
- We're always a throuple. [laughing]
- So, I was minding my business this morning,
and I look up, and I see people in the shower together.
They're sharing a whole lot.
Ladies, what is the relationship here?
- Yeah, okay. So, do y'all get it on?
- I'm pretty, petty, and always sittin' on ready.
- You may think you know my story,
but there's always a plot twist.
- When it comes to the truth, I always arrive on time.
- My vocals are clean, but my reads are for filth.
- I may not remember everything,
but you'll never forget me.
- I'm a Nigerian queen with no time for mean.
- Just like a three-wick,
I burn slow and never waver.
♪♪
[doorbell rings]
- Hey. - Hi, you.
Good to see you. - Very good to see you.
- Oh, this is beautiful. I'm proud of you.
- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- Gorgeous home.
- Well, the last time you were here,
you were in the dirt. So...
- I was in-in a tent in the driveway.
Huh.
What is that, a tent in the back?
Are we COVID testing?
- Some of the ladies cannot come in to use the bathroom.
- This is beautiful. - So, I had to improve.
- We had to work to do. - Yes.
- And I'm glad to see it looks fierce.
- We have done it.
- I like it. - You like?
- I do, Gizelle. You scared me for a minute.
I was like, I'm scared of the front door last year.
And look at this door.
Wait, wait, though. This is a window.
- What do you mean? - Is that to the backyard
where you're gonna do all the work?
- That's, yeah, you-- you'd have to go downstairs.
There's gonna be, like, a movie screen,
a fireplace, all that. - Yes.
You're gonna watch a movie back there?
- Yes, and I'm gonna, like-- - With the beasts?
With the wilderness?
- Yes, and, hopefully, and a man that's--
that's a beast, as well. - That's gonna work.
Love it all. - Thank you.
- You killed it. - Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. - Yes.
- I love the chandelier at the front door.
Okay. [sighs]
I wanna say somethin' nice about your house
other than the chandelier. Jesus.
- All right. I mean, you have somethin' for the girls?
- Of course, I do. - Okay. Um, guys! Angel!
- Yeah? - Adore, come on!
- Hi. - Hi. Oh, my God!
Good to see you. Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi. - Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry that I was late for your birthday,
but I didn't forget you. - Does that say Gucci?
- Thank you. - Yes.
- You know, Karen and I, we go through it,
I mean, ups and downs, highs and lows,
but she's bringing my kids birthday presents.
- Can I open it? - Yes, please.
- Okay. - Okay, three, two, one, go.
- Gucci charm bracelets. - Oh, my gosh.
- This is the formation and the foundation
of our relationship from the beginning.
A bracelet? - Thank you so much.
- Yes. - That is so cute.
And if we could stay right here, we're gonna be good.
- Karen. - Happy birthday.
God bless, okay? - Thank you.
- Absolutely. - God bless.
- Bye, mom. - Bye, mom.
- Girl, I meant it. In this day and time, hello.
- This is true.
Okay, 'cause you know we have to gossip.
You know, we have our live show this week.
- Right.
- Okay, well, tell me about your show
'cause I know yours is coming.
- So, when I do my live show,
I like to set up dinner, cocktails, entertainment.
- Yes. So, you're hosting it.
- It's almost like I was doing it in Bloomingdale's.
- Okay. - What I'm doing,
is taking that to the stage.
- Okay. So, are we selling LaDame?
- No, you don't mix your brands,
but what you have, is Q&A, too.
- So, your portion of this is, you're answering questions,
like question and answer. - Mm-hmm.
Well, you got sizzle topics coming up.
Okay, we're gonna have sizzle topics.
We're gonna talk about-- - Sizzle topics.
- Yes, girl, sizzle topics. - Okay.
- And then we're gonna have a panel
where we're gonna talk about love.
- Okay. - So, you gettin' that?
- I'm getting it.
I don't get it.
I'm excited. So, you're inviting all the ladies?
- I am. Uh, you know, - Okay.
- I'm in a great place with the ladies.
Everybody is invited. - Okay, good.
How are things with you and Mia since Miami?
- What I like about her, if she's wrong, she owns it.
- Yeah. - And I like Jacqueline.
- Right.
- But I do not like her finishing Mia's sentences.
- Mia is a little bit in her feelings, right now,
as far as how you guys left
and went to hang out with Wendy.
- This has been a birthday from hell.
- Stop. - Mia is my friend.
- Right. - Mia can talk to me.
- Right. Okay, so, when we were in Miami--
- Mm-hmm. - And, you know,
we went to the beach, and you guys--
y'all went to lunch.
Mia and Jacqueline got to drinkin',
and Mia made reference to back in the day
when she was in the club, but she was like,
"I was making a lotta money, and if I'm winning,
you're winning." - Mm-hmm.
- Like, Jacqueline, you're driving a Porsche, right?
- And if she ain't winnin', pulling up in her Porsche,
being all cute and fly, I'm a terrible friend.
- It made it seem like Mia bought the Porsche.
So... - Ooh.
[laughing] - Ha!
So, I was like, I just want clarify.
- Right, go ahead.
- Like, 'cause who is buying the car?
Is this Gordon buying you a car?
Like-like, what's going on here?
Mia did talk about the fact that, you know,
she allowed Jacqueline to have sex
with one of her boyfriends years ago,
and Mia wanted to watch.
- So, my ex is really good in bed,
and one night, I was like, you know...
So you can see what the (BLEEP) I'm talking about.
- Wow.
So, I was like, okay, if this is happening back in the day,
is this happening currently.
- Oh, whoa! [laughing]
- I think Mia done opened her mouth one time too many.
But go ahead. It's all good. Fill me in.
And Mia, if this is true, needs to protect herself.
Gizelle gonna tell the world.
- They were showering together in Miami.
Did you miss this?
Where were you in Miami? Were you in the same house?
- I was in my room where I should be.
- I mean, that's fine, if that's what y'all wanna do,
but we gonna ask questions.
- They're in the window. - Yes.
- They wanna be seen, so that's--
- Oh, I didn't think about that. - Come on, now.
I'm not gonna get in front of a window
if I don't wanna be seen.
I get in front of mine 'cause I'm hoping somebody lookin'.
[laughing] Like, it's all right.
We love you. - We do.
[sirens wailing in distance]
- What's wrong? What's goin' on with you?
♪♪
- Coming up next...
- I wanted to talk to you about the prenup.
Like, do you put, like, an infidelity clause?
♪♪
- Do you wanna help me vacuum?
Do you wanna help me vacuum? [shrieking]
We have to vacuum up some of this mess
you've been making today. Yes.
Come on, Dilly. [laughing]
Is this fun now, huh?
Listen to all that...
Okay, champ, turn it off. Push the button.
- Hello. - Hi. Hi, boopie.
- Hi, Dylan. - We're home.
- We are.
- Boopie, you don't wanna sit with Dylan?
You don't-- [Dean yelling indistinctly]
Oh, okay. [screaming]
Okay, well, Dylan wants to sit with you.
There. There you go.
Michael just called me with some really good news, Dais.
- Ooh.
- I'm house hunting, right?
- Mm-hmm.
- And so, Michael is helping me look for the house,
right? - Mm-hmm.
- Is he gonna be a part of the search for the house?
- Yes, he is.
- This does not say divorce to me.
- This house just came on the market
that's in this area.
It has a big yard.
It has five bedrooms.
- Ooh. - I know.
I'm excited. I'm excited.
I'm gonna see it very soon. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Um, it makes me a little bit weary, you know,
when you negotiate a house, but these are--
- Yeah.
- I'm a first-time homebuyer, girl.
- Yeah. - So, like, these things
that I don't know. - The little things.
- But I'm leaving all that to Michael.
Because Michael and I are so entangled financially,
it complicates things a lot.
I'm thinking, like, what is the protocol?
What is the etiquette for this?
Does he stay at my house? Is that normal or no?
Like, I don't know.
It's gonna be something that we both have to figure out.
- But you're ready, finally, like...
[sighing] - So, big changes are coming.
- Yeah.
Have your home, happy home.
- Yeah. - That should be good.
♪♪
- Hi, honey. - Hey, you.
Good to see you. - Good to see you.
- Hi, Tiffany. - Good to see you, again.
How are you? - Good.
So, waiting on Robyn? - Here she is.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Well, hello. - Hi.
- Good to see ya. Muah. - Good seeing you.
- You smell good, Robyn. - Yeah, I know.
- Hi, Tiffany. - Yeah, you do smell good.
- Good to see you, again. Oh, thank you.
- Okay. So, do we wanna move in? - It'd be wonderful.
- Okay. - Perfect.
- This is where the magic happens.
- It's where all the magic happens.
- This is a big space. - I know, right?
It's gonna take me four days to get down here.
[laughing]
Okay, this is really real, and it's happening,
and we're doing it.
I know that it's causing Robyn some anxiety.
- We're selling up to 120 VIP tickets,
right? - Yeah.
- How many rows would that be? I-I-- do we remember?
- I think the first four rows.
- Okay. I just didn't want it to look--
like-like, how empty is it gonna look in here?
- Dead. [laughing]
- What you can also do,
is you can design where people are seated.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- That way, it feels fuller. - Gotta push. Gotta push.
- We need to look at our meet and greet area.
- Mm-hmm. - Can we do that?
- Yeah, sure. - Okay.
- We probably need to have sold about 89 more tickets.
We don't have any sponsors.
It's literally just Robyn and Gizelle
putting our dollars in and praying that it's a success.
I would say all in of our money, it's like $10,000.
Are we gonna have, like, a little red carpet
in front of the step and repeat?
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah. Carly said, "Yes."
Okay, she's on top of that.
I-I think we're good.
I'm gonna go over some stuff with Robyn.
- Okay, this is gonna be good.
Thank you. All right.
We'll see you guys in a little bit.
- All right, bye.
- Okay, we didn't talk about Juan's part.
Okay. So, we do "Is It Reasonable or Shady,"
and then we bring Ju-Juan up. - Yes.
- Now, when we call him from the back,
is he gonna be like, "I ain't coming?"
- Well, I'm gonna warn him.
- You're gonna give him a heads up.
- Yeah. - Okay, 'cause he agreed.
- He-- but, you know, he'll forget that he agreed.
- Yes. - I mean, even the other day,
he was like, "Oh, am I coming to your show?"
And I'm like,
"We talked about this." - Yes, Juan.
- Yes. - Yes, he's coming.
Go talk to your soon to be husband.
- Lord, I gotta butter him up. - But but-butter the man up.
Okay, take care of all of that.
Um, about your wedding... - Yeah.
- That I'm not invited to. - No one is invited.
- I understand. No one is invited.
- Okay, okay. - Okay, I was in my feelings,
but I got outta my feelings.
I just want to be prepared just in case,
at the last minute, you needed me
to do something for you. - Oh, okay.
- So, I was opening up my calendar.
Do you wanna give me a date?
[laughing]
Listen, I don't understand what the Dixons are doing.
I don't know what's happening.
They got engaged probably, like, three years ago.
Okay, four.
I don't know.
[cheering]
- Right now, that is not first on our to-do list.
- Did we set a date yet? - No, we don't have a date.
We don't have plans.
[laughing] - We still waiting on a wedding.
I'm so available. I'm so free, m'kay?
You wanna give me a date, like a Tuesday?
- No, I don't have a date. - Okay.
- Um, I got-- I got some things to iron out,
but once that is done, which is hopefully soon,
then we can pick a date. - Okay, then okay.
- Juan and I have to talk about this prenup,
and the more I think about it,
the more scared I am to talk to Juan about it.
We have to make sure that, like, the things
that happened before don't happen again.
What? You-you don't like that conversation?
- No, because you're being stupid.
- But I, I mean, I just really haven't had time
to sit down and marinate in it.
- Yeah.
- It's not, like, cut and dry.
Coming up next...
- Um, I just visited Gizelle. - Uh-huh.
- She was too happy to tell me that you and G,
you've had sex with other people together.
Was it Peter?
♪♪
- EJ!
- What are you doing, Candiace?
- No, I'm trying to do a crunch.
- Before-before the video.
- Yes. - M'kay.
[sighing] - Let me do a few more.
- So, you gettin' in shape. Okay.
- It makes your abs pop.
No matter what is going on,
I always want my mom to be present
at milestone events in my life.
Trina agreed to do the video.
- Wow. - And she was just so cool.
However, the lady has been instructed to sit down
and mind her business.
- For a husband to try to be a manager--
- It doesn't work. - Love is blind.
- Oh. - Oh, Lord.
- Oh, God, ow.
Okay, it's good. - Okay, 30 crunches.
- Mm-hmm. - We ready?
- Yes, yes.
- So, how much-- we have how much time?
- They're ready for us. - Okay.
- That's why we need to get you out there.
- Okay.
God, okay.
[exhaling]
Are we-- is-- are we moving?
- Yes. - Oh, Jesus.
Whoops!
Lead the way.
Just putting me on the car? Oh, great, okay.
On the front? - Um, on the side.
- Okay.
Yeah, this is an elevation from the last video.
- But I wanted to show up to something
that wasn't low budget. - But you were invited.
♪ I'm a tip in D'USSE riding up in two lanes ♪
♪ road rage driving back to you ♪
- Get yourself up! ♪ You make me drive back
- All right. Here we are. - Pose straight to the camera.
- Let's get Trina in place. - EJ!
- So, I'm gonna be standing here?
- It's there. Yeah. Are we okay with that?
- Oh, yeah, that looks cool.
- Oh, my gosh, cannot believe we're here,
in the rain. - I know, right?
And you look beautiful. - Well, I know I've said
thank you, like, 30 times. - You have.
- But thank you for the 31st time
for coming up here, in the rain. - Thirty-first time.
You're welcome. I love the record.
I'm happy for you. - Thanks.
- I'm happy to be a part of it,
and I just wish you success. - Thank you. Thank you.
- And this is the beginning. - It's the beginning.
- It's the beginning. Yes. - Yes.
Trina is the bread and butter of women in hip-hop,
and, for me coming into the music industry,
there is an added layer of, oh,
another housewife doing music.
That's the greatest challenge,
having people view me as an artist.
- Okay, we're gonna get ready. Clear the set.
Playback on standby.
- Camera rolling.
- Roll playback in three, two, one!
♪ I'm not
♪ used to dealing with a bitch ♪
♪ get over it
♪ you assume
♪ I'm always up to somethin' ♪
♪ no reason not to trust me ♪
- This is like a "you made it" movement.
It almost doesn't even feel real.
I'm in here, okay, with new singles and Trina.
Like, pinch me.
Girl.
♪ Flights over feelings always land into a check ♪
♪ You stuck in your head ♪
♪ Now you missed out on the best ♪
♪ damn
♪ If you got a problem
♪ don't say sh-- about it
♪ and I know the problem
♪ the only problem is you
♪ you you you
- Whoo!
- High fives. - Energy-- come on, guys.
♪♪
- Look at this one. Look at this one.
- Okay.
There's a fruit fly in here.
- How you doin'? How was your day?
- Oh, busy, busy, as the usual.
How was yours? - It was good.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- How's the, um--
- The recruiting going? - Yes.
- I'm close, but I don't wanna jink it,
so I'd rather not talk about it.
- So, like, once you finish your recruiting,
you'll have a little break.
- Yes. It's a grind.
- I try to tell people that.
I have to tell Gizelle that 'cause, um, you know,
she's like, "When-- do you have a date for the wedding?
"Do you have a date for the wedding?"
I'm like, far as I'm concerned,
it's really hard to pick a date.
- I mean, it's up to you, to be honest wit' you.
I told you how I feel about it.
It's-it's about you.
- No, it's not about me.
It's about-- - It is.
When we did it the first time, it was about you,
and what you wanted, and what you envisioned.
- You had an opinion.
- Not really. - Yes, you did.
- No, I did not!
I did not. - You had an opinion.
- Robyn, I did not.
- I want it to be memorable for us,
for-for me, you, Corey, and Carter.
- That's what matters. - Okay, right.
So, I want-- - Our boys being a part of that,
that we agree on. - Yeah.
Okay, so, tell me if you agree on this.
- What?
- I wanted to talk to you about
the meeting I had with the lawyer
about the prenup. - Mm-hmm.
- I think it's necessary because you never know
what can happen in a relationship.
The question was posed, like, do you put,
like, an infidelity clause?
I just feel like we both need to be okay.
- Oh, I don't think that's gonna be an issue.
- You just never know.
- You've been with me since I was how old?
- When did I meet you? Sixteen? Seventeen?
- Yeah, so... - But I hear--
- You're a big part of my life. - Like, you hear hor--
you hear horror stories of people in--
- We're not those people.
- You don't know that.
- I hope you-- I hope you're not like that.
- I'm not, and I hope you're not,
but we don't know. - Okay, I'm not that.
I'm not that.
- When we were going through a divorce,
you know, Juan had started dating someone,
and things did get contentious at times.
We didn't fight over money
because there was no money to fight over,
but, like, if we had to fight over money
during that, like, I can only imagine
how nasty that would've been.
So, just trying to avoid having a messy situation
as much as possible.
You know, I'm not gonna put somethin' crazy in there.
- I don't know that.
- Oh, okay. - Whatever,
but I ain't fighting over no money.
- Coming up next...
- Yeah!
- Put your hands for Robyn Bryant and--
[laughing]
- What not to do--
what the (BLEEP) not to do at my show.
Hold on.
Don't hire drunk hosts.
[thunder]
♪♪
- Here?
- You're doing good, baby.
♪♪
- I had two surgeries in the span of one week
to remove the kidney stones.
- I'm grateful that both procedures were outpatient,
but still, the recovery is just completely exhausting,
and I'm just so happy to be home, again.
- My baby.
[sighs]
Go ask your mom what she wants to drink.
- What do you wanna drink, mom?
- Water.
- I hope you're fed, because she's hungry.
Almost done.
Where's the last pork chop with the bone?
- Who likes pork chop?
- Do you want pepper?
Do you want it spicy?
- Do I want pepper? Mom.
- You don't want it? - No, Mom.
Please don't make it the Nigerian way.
Just make me soup.
♪♪
Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
What you gonna drink?
How about a nice glass of red wine?
- Mom, like, I just need water.
I don't need wine.
- Look, I'm a nurse.
- Aww.
- Thank you. - And look,
you want me to feed you?
- No.
- Look at three generations here.
- Yummy. - Yummy.
- Yummy, good.
- Aww, Kam-Kam.
- Let me grab something more comfortable.
- She is, like, the best caretaker.
- She is. - She is, like, really--
- Be careful, Kamrynn. It's hot.
Be careful.
- She is, like, the best caretaker ever.
- She is the best.
- No, I don't want-- I'm good.
I don't wanna eat.
- Okay.
I swear, kidney stones, I never thought anything
could be as bad as pregnancy.
- You handled it like a champ.
I don't know, they may had to take
that kidney out for me.
You know, I got two.
- Give me a tissue.
- Kamrynn, you're messing up your-your dress.
- All right, mama. I think you're done here
'cause anything else is gonna spill out.
But give this to daddy.
Mom, come sit down.
- Okay. Excuse me, doggy.
- Listen, how-how are you?
- I'm fine, thank you.
- You were just in the hospital.
- Mm-hmm. - You've had a few follow-ups.
I just wanna make sure you're okay.
- I'm good. I'm just getting old.
I don't have any sickness. I was just exhausted.
And they said take a chill pill and stop working too hard.
- Same thing that they told me.
- Mm-hmm.
- I think I work so hard because I saw you work so hard.
- I'm telling you, you have to stop.
- Right.
- Kamrynn, come help me.
- God forbid your kids won't have their mother.
- Mmm.
I pushed the kidney stones aside
because I was saying to myself
I'll do it after the next speaking engagement.
I'll wait until this semester is done.
Kidney stones are real, okay?
- Is it uncomfortable?
- Oh, honey.
- You gotta change your lifestyle.
- You're right. I have to break the cycle
because if Kamrynn sees me doing it,
she'll do that, too.
You gotta change your lifestyle, too.
- Yeah.
Isn't that what you guys told me?
I asked for a new boob.
Because I breastfed you,
breastfed your sister and your brother,
and you guys dragged my breast through the mud.
So, I wanna have a boob job.
Uh, you know what?
You all are gonna pay for it.
- What? - Huh?
So much is happening, right now, in the world.
- Mommy.
- Your-your breasts are at the bottom of my list.
- Hmm?
♪♪
- All right. Scoop it out.
- Wait, but we wanna make, like, little cookies.
- That one is for me. - Okay.
[doorbell rings]
Oh, look, Titi K is here.
- Yeah.
- Hi. How are you? - Hi, Karen.
How you doin', dear? - Hi, cutie.
Hi, G. - Good to see you.
- How are you? - I'm doing well. How you doin'?
- I am good. I'm good.
Should I take my shoes off, G?
Yeah. - No.
- No? - They look so good.
Leave 'em on. - Leave 'em on?
G, you're a charmer. - They make the house look better.
- Come on in, girl!
We're making cookies.
- Hi, baby. - Don't-don't listen to him.
You are gorgeous.
How are you? - You look great.
You know what? - Can you say "Hi" to Titi K?
- Hi. - Hi, sweetheart.
How are you doing, Juju?
- Yes. - Oh, yes.
Well, congratulations. I'm so proud of you.
- I told her you were comin' over,
and she said, "Well, will she make cookies with me?"
- Aww, I would have. - I don't know how I got--
[laughing] - No, no.
Just send me a text and let me know
when you want me to come over and do it,
and I will make cookies with you, okay?
I promise. - Okay.
- All right, sweetheart.
I am making my rounds with the babies in this group.
I'm loving it.
- Okay, I'm gonna put daddy on daddy daycare.
- Okay, that works then.
Where we goin'?
- We're gonna go to the queen cave.
- Okay, we're good. I'm good with you.
- All right, 'cause you're the queen,
and we can have conversations in private.
- Absolutely.
- All right.
- How are you feeling?
- Um, I'm feeling good, girl.
I'm feeling good.
- You and G are good?
- Um, yeah. - Good.
- What's up?
- Um, I just visited Gizelle. - Uh-huh.
- And I've said I'd never hold anything back from you.
- Yeah.
- So, she was too happy to tell me that you and Jacqueline,
she peeped you all showering nude together upstairs.
She wanted me to know about that.
So, you and Jacqueline shower together nude.
- Yes, we do.
- Okay, so, it's something you enjoy.
- Yes. - Okay, I'm cool.
She said to me, also, that you shared with her--
- She allowed Jacqueline to have sex with
one of her boyfriends.
- Now, full transparency, Jacqueline and I have done,
like, weird, promiscuous things when we were kids.
- Wait, wait, wait. Now, wait.
With each other? - Yeah, yeah.
But this is before-- - Okay, cool.
So, you were lovers. - No, like--
- Well, what is weird, promiscuous things
if-if you're not screwing.
- Well, like, well, no, we-- - You kissed?
- Hmm, no. - You fondled?
- A little bit, yeah. - Okay, that's okay.
- I thought I wanted to be a gynecologist,
so I was, like, checking cervix and stuff.
- Oh, you went in the vajajay. Oh.
[laughing]
- I wanted to make sure it was all good.
I had a flashlight and everything.
- You looked inside? - I did.
[laughing]
- How old were you all when you played doctor
and nurse with each other?
- Like, 19, 20, like, you know.
- Okay. I was also told that you and G,
you've had sex with other people together.
- Yes. - Ooh-ooh!
- Heh-heh. - Was it Peter?
[thunder]
♪♪
I was also told that you and G, you've had sex with
other people together.
- Yes. - Oh.
Was it Peter?
- I knew it was some sh--! I knew!
I was like, something funky is in this Miami table.
It was too personal.
How the things make sense to me now.
- Maybe that's how you and your husband play!
- Oh!
- You threw a drink on me over Peter Thomas
'cause you're ----in' him?
- I'm thinking she just wanted to shut Wendy down.
This is good reading.
So, my question to you is,
do you and G share Peter's woman?
- Well, no, she was our girl before Peter.
- So, Peter has your leftovers.
- Peter-Peter-- exactly. - Oh, okay, I'm going home.
I got work to do. [laughing]
To each his own, okay? [laughing]
♪♪
- I'm sure Gizelle loves this, anything with Gizelle's picture.
- Hi. - Oh, hi.
I didn't see you there.
These masks make it so hard. [laughing]
It's so nice you're doing this.
- Where's my people?
There you are. Hi.
- Hi, baby. How are you, my darling?
- How are you? - Good.
You wanna grab a beverage before we go up?
- They have vino?
- I only drink on the weekends.
Is it a weekend yet? - Yeah, every day is a weekend.
- Thank you, babe. Beautiful.
Ray, we have to do a step and repeat shot.
[laughing]
This is the only time Robyn and Gizelle
are gonna let me take a picture with 'em.
Can you just grab one, so I can post it
and say I did come to support? Give me my moment.
- Y'all ready to see your mother?
[laughing]
This way.
- Hi! How are you, babe?
Good to see you. - Good.
- How you doin'? - Oh, I'm good.
I'm always surprised to see Juan anywhere.
[laughing]
But I'm really proud of him for being here.
Y'all excited for your mom? - Yeah.
- Let's do it. - All right. Come on.
He has his sons with him. They're supporting Robyn.
This is a good thing.
The seats are empty. - Huh?
- The seats are empty. - Oh.
- How much time they got? - Give 'em a minute.
- All right, Ray.
They got eight minutes to fill this joint.
[laughing] Robyn documents everything.
So, in the spirit of Robyn Dixon, yes.
Look, I gotta do my show. I'm gettin' nervous for them.
It was empty.
I'm very happy for the people
that came to support them, though.
They spent their hard earned money.
They have plenty of room, though.
They were comfortable.
Everybody have five, ten, twenty seats between 'em.
You couldn't ask for more than that.
You're back.
I'm like, where did she-- - Yeah.
- So, you're dancing? - I'm doing something.
I was told a watered down TikTok dance.
- Okay. What about Candiace?
Was she ever planning to come?
- Uh, no, but maybe there is some residual
that she's still holding onto a little bit.
- I'm not going because Gizelle isn't worthy of
support of any kind.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. - We were over here.
- You look so cute. - Hi.
Look at y'all. You look so cute.
- Thank you for coming. You, too.
- Oh, my God, look at you. I'm so excited.
- Y'all just got here? - I'm excited for you guys.
- Thank you.
I'm nervous because I'm used to, like,
sitting on my couch
with the microphone and-and headset.
So, this is really nerve-wracking,
really, really nerve-wracking.
- Hi, family.
- Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together,
right now, for Robyn Bryant and--
[laughing] - Oh!
You know what?
- Oh, what?
- Okay, what not to do.
What the (BLEEP) not to do at my show.
Hold on. [cheering]
Don't hire drunk hosts.
- Give it up for Gizelle Bryant and Robyn Dixon!
[cheers and applause]
- What is up? What is up?
[laughing]
- Make sure your host knows your damn name.
[laughing]
- Okay, so, I only have, like, three dances,
and I did 'em all. I did them all.
Yes. - Okay. Is my mic on?
Can you hear me? Can y'all hear me?
I can't hear myself. - all: No!
- No? Oh, my gosh,
this cannot be the way that this show is about to go,
like, please.
- Make sure mic works.
- Turn Robyn up.
- Karen taking notes?
- She's taking notes of what not to do.
- Stop it. I'm done. [laughing]
- I'll just take this for right now.
[applause] What's up? What's up?
- Welcome to "Reasonably Shady Live Show!"
My name is Gizelle Bryant. - And I'm Robyn Dixon,
and I am so blessed that you are here.
[cheers and applause]
Oh, my gosh, this right here-- - All right.
So, without further ado, we have a segment called,
"Is It Reasonable, or Is It Shady?"
- So, I talk about Juan
and his shady moments of the week a lot.
- Juan! Juan!
Juan! Juan! - Thank you. Thank you.
- I wanna know-- is it reasonable,
or is it shady for the person who is a early riser
to wake up early in the morning and get the little hand vacuum
and vacuum in the room?
- What time of morning are we talking about, though?
- Eleven a.m. - Are we talkin' 6:30,
or we talkin' 11 a.m.? [laughing]
That's not shady. - Juan, you are--
you are officially out of the hot seat.
- All right. - Okay.
[applause]
We have a new segment.
It's called "Do That Dance." Ashley Darby!
Okay, cabbage patch.
Ahh, okay.
Y'all get ready for the dougie now.
- Not really. [laughing]
Now, you know, this part of the show is boring.
- Is this time for a break? I'll be back.
- Ashley got that. - All right. Okay.
- Y'all are making me work today. Okay.
- That was fun, guys. Thank you.
- Okay, okay. - Y'all give it up.
Okay, so, we don't do this really 'cause, you know,
we're scared of what's gonna come out y'all's mouth,
but tonight we're gonna allow y'all to ask us questions.
[applause] [laughing]
We're gonna start with this young lady here.
- This is for Mr. Dixon up there,
but I will let Mrs. Dixon answer.
When is the wedding?
♪♪
- Coming up next...
- Well, we know that she likes to watch,
and Gordon likes other women.
- Right.
- So, you never said, "Pick me"?
- You'll have to ask Mia that.
♪♪
- All right. Who has got the next question?
- This is for Mr. Dixon up there,
but I will let Mrs. Dixon answer.
When is the wedding?
[applause, laughing]
- We all wanna know. When?
[laughing] It's an excellent question.
- Stay tuned. Just-- - Just stay tuned.
[laughing] Okay,
that's the answer to that question.
- They've been waiting seven years, too.
- All right, guys. We gotta wrap this thing out.
- Did y'all have fun? [cheers and applause]
- Okay. - Thank you.
You know, looking around and seeing the people
that came to see us, it's so amazing for me.
It's like a pinch me moment.
And, no, we didn't fill every single seat,
but it was a huge success.
I think we profited $14,000.
- Hi. - Hi.
- I love you all. Give me a hug?
- I loved the show. I'm so happy that we did it,
and I now know we can do this anywhere.
Give me a microphone. I'm ready.
- I think it's actually a step up.
We're not in a tent in her driveway.
So, it's a good, you know, improvement.
- Thank you. Okay, I think we have to walk out.
- Congratulations, ladies.
- Aww, thank you. Thank you. - Y'all did it.
Honestly, it was good. - Okay, good.
- You know, I didn't sleep a lot.
- You know what? We-- we are here to entertain.
- We're at a "Reasonably Shady" live show,
I gotta be a little shady. So, I-I caught the bug.
I'm gonna get outta here. - Okay, okay.
- Good toss back with the shade. Good toss back with the shade.
- Good luck. Take care. - Bye, Ray. Take care.
- Good luck.
- Gizelle! Gizelle! Let me tell you.
That was so-- I loved it. - Aww, thank you.
- And I bought my ticket, by the way.
- Why? You didn't have to. - Because I wanted to.
Gettin' your coins. Okay.
- Okay, speaking of coins,
I'm gonna keep Jacqueline with me.
I wanna-- I wanna chitchat with her.
- Oh, God, what's happening now? I'm-I'm in the--
am I in the principal's office, right now?
- Charrisse wasn't there-- - Do you want me to get up?
- No. Charrisse wasn't there-- - Oh, okay.
- So I can-I can tell you. - Okay.
- I just-- you know, 'cause I'm slow sometimes.
- No, no, no. - So, you know,
I have to go home and think about some things.
You know what I mean? So.. - Okay, okay.
[clears throat] - We were in Miami.
We were at the beach. - Hmm.
- There's some drinks to be had. - Right.
- Okay. - This is what tripped me up.
Mia said if she's winning, you're winnin', right?
- Yeah, absolutely.
- So, she bought you a Porsche?
- Honey, I-I make my own coins.
- But she did say that, right?
- I don't remember that, Gizelle.
- I remember it. - Thank you.
- I do. No, I do. I'm sorry. - Thank you.
- Can we phone a friend here? - I do-- I remember it.
- No, This is the friend. We phoned her.
[laughing] So, it wasn't Gordon
that bought you the car?
- And if she ain't winnin', pulling up in her Porsche,
I'm a terrible friend.
- Are you trying to say he's my su--
I'm the sidepiece, now?
- Well, we know that she likes to watch,
and Gordon likes other women.
- Hmm. - I just wanted to watch.
So, I was popping champagne in the corner,
and they were doing their do. - Right.
- So, you never said, "Pick me?"
I'm just being nosy. - You'll have--
you'll have to ask Mia that. - I'm asking you.
- I don't spill those type of teas.
- Right. - But--
- There's the star herself.
[laughing] - Oh!
- What's going on?
- Just wanted to thank you.
Of course, thank you for coming.
- Oh, [indistinct]. - And I'm sorry, by the way,
that I didn't make it to your opening of The Joint.
- Aww, it's okay. It's all right.
I got another one comin' up. - Oh, good.
- It's opening up June 6th. - Oh, good.
Where? [laughing]
- So, we-- just to catch you up a little bit.
So, because Mia likes to watch, and, you know,
we-we know Gordon likes others, right?
- She likes-- Mia likes to watch Gordon.
She-she told us that. - Yes.
- I really like to watch, y'all.
- I know somebody else-- - You did-0-
- Who is like that. - You did say that.
- You know, it's like going to a concert
versus, like, watching a music video on TV.
- Mia!
Mia, we have a question.
- Yes. What's the question?
Do you want me to sit on your lap?
- No, no, don't do that.
So, we were at the beach.
You said when you are up, your girls are up.
So, you were like, "I'm driving good.
You're driving a Porsche, right?"
- Uh-huh. - So, I'm thinking
Mia done bought your car.
- Her car is in her name. Yes.
- Listen. When Juan was in the NBA,
he bought plenty of people cars,
and they were all in their names.
So...
- Why? You want a Porsche, too, baby?
You get a car. You get a car. You get a car.
- Wait, hold on. Let me say one thing.
Can she buy me a Porsche? Probably.
- Yes, that's-- I thought she bought it.
- No, but I wish she did-- - Well, actually--
- Before I got mine. - I thought Gordon bought it.
- Why everybody think Gordon buying sh--?
Gordon ain't got no money. [laughing]
- Mia! [laughing]
- Okay. - He--
- And, Gizelle, continue, 'cause the real juice now--
listen. - Okay. So, remember
you told us the story-- I'm whispering--
about the boyfriend
that you allowed to partake. - Yeah.
Oh, you remember that. I thought you were
too drunk to remember. - No.
- So, has Jacqueline slept with Gordon?
Is that what you're asking me? - She told me to ask you.
- Oh. Oh, wait a minute. What's goin' on?
We-- Jacqueline and I need to compare notes
on what we're gonna tell y'all or not.
[laughing] Gizelle is nosy, okay?
Gizelle likes to butt in everybody else's business,
so we don't butt into hers.
'Cause she don't got no business.
- Okay. So, when I asked her just now,
she was like, "Ask Mia." - Because I felt like
it needs to be all of us in the conversation.
- Like, if somebody asked me, have I slept with Juan,
I'd be like, "Hell, no, I ain't sleep with no damn Juan."
I wouldn't say, "Ask Robyn." - Right.
- But Mia doesn't care about that kinda stuff.
She don't care.
- Okay, but you do like to watch, right?
- Yes, absolutely.
- So, how come you didn't-- you haven't allowed her to--
- Because we're friends.
- So, if it crosses the line with Gordon,
like, it's no-- no to Gordon.
- No, and Gordon is not for me.
- What if you were attracted to her husband?
Would you then be okay with sleeping with him?
- Would you be okay with watching?
- Wait. This is a lotta questions.
- Somethin' strange about this.
Somethin' different.
There is a whole lot more to this relationship, okay?
Like, how many showers do you have to take to get a car?
I don't know.
Okay. All right. I mean,
I'm gonna table this and-- 'cause, you know, I--
- You really-- you think there's more to it?
- Next time,
on "The Real Housewives of Potomac"...
- Cheers to pretty little mama young thang-thangs.
[cheering]
Okay. So, I'm at the bar,
and all of a sudden, I see Chris.
He comes over. You know, wanna, like--
and then Happy Eddie comes over.
- Oh, child, not Happy Eddie.
[laughing] - Yeah.
So, he was very flirty.
- According to Mia, she took a flashlight
and looked up Jacqueline's cootch.
- What? [laughing]
- So, I don't know if y'all have noticed,
but I'm very transparent. - Okay.
So, then why in Miami did you not tell us
you slept with Peter's girlfriend and Gordon?
- I don't know, but I ain't telling Karen sh-- else.
[applause] - I am the Muhammad Ali
of live shows.
You gotta just-- you gotta...
[laughter]
- And two more, and two more...
- What's happening? - I thought when I came here,
I was gotta get a little more clarity on the show,
and I'm way more confused.
- I have a question.
What do you do when a friend of yours runs her mouth?
- Ooh, okay.
Uh, uh, uh, uh--
- Is this the one?
- Do you wanna chat with me first one-on-one?
- I'm not talking to that "Sesame Street" character,
so tell that bitch to stay away from me.
Don't.