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Her mother took me in, which is why we're so close.
Yeah. Yeah. So, we're like sisters.
Well, we know that she likes to watch,
and Gordon likes other women. - Right.
So, you never said, "Pick me?"
I'm just being nosy. - You'll have--
you'll have to ask Mia that.
I'm asking you.
When's the wedding, Robyn?
It's a private ceremony, just the four of us.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
- So, we're not invited. - Nope.
Now, you're having an intimate wedding with no guests.
Okay.
- You have to stop. - I know.
God forbid your kids won't have their mother.
Charrisse made it!
I'm sorry. I'm just gonna go head home.
But did y'all speak, though?
No. She doesn't like me.
What's your issue with me?
I don't-- I don't go backwards.
I go forward. - No, no, no, no, no, no. You--
♪ Happy birthday to me happy birthday ♪
That's-that's weird. What just happened?
Karen Huger has been avoiding me since day one.
I think she thinks I know all of her secrets,
and she's probably right.
I'm pretty, petty, and always sittin' on ready.
You may think you know my story,
but there's always a plot twist.
When it comes to the truth, I always arrive on time.
My vocals are clean, but my reads are for filth.
I may not remember everything,
but you'll never forget me.
I'm a Nigerian queen with no time for mean.
Just like a three-wick, I burn slow and never waver.
See if I can use this in the islands.
All right, maybe dinner.
Hey, baby.
- Hey, how you doin'? - I'm good.
I can't believe I'm gettin' ready to go to Mexico
with the girls, baby.
Why you going to Mexico?
For Ashley because it's her birthday.
Ashley and I are gonna host together.
Oh, that's nice.
Well, girl, you know my birthday
is in a few days. So...
Well, you know, I got you, right?
So, what are we thinking? Like, we could do Mexico.
That's close by. Um... - Mexico sounds good.
I will be turning 34 next week.
It will be really nice for us to be together.
We are going to... Mexico!
Maya Riviera!
She wants to invite all the girls,
but Candiace and Gizelle are not talking.
Mia just took the mic at my show.
What do you do when you share something
with a friend of yours,
and she runs her mouth and tells a friend?
Ooh, okay.
But it's not about me.
I'm gonna pray that we don't pull each other's wigs off
on this birthday trip for Ashley.
In Jesus' name, we pray. Amen.
Ashley and I are going ahead of time
to make sure everybody has identical rooms,
so nobody can complain. - Okay, okay.
And we wanna take Wendy with us
because more people have a problem with Wendy than not.
Stand in your mother----ing truth.
- I'm standing on it. - Sit down.
- You got one more - ing time!
And what you gonna do? Look at you! Look at the CEO!
Ashley and I are hoping with this trip
at least the ladies can bury some things and move on.
Oh, Robbie D.
Hi. - Hi.
I didn't mean to-to bother you,
but I just wanted to know how it went.
- Like, my biopsy? - Yeah.
- Yeah, that sh-- is painful. - Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes? You knew it was gonna be painful.
Well, so, I don't know if it's the same thing
that I had done 'cause I had, like, an abnormal pap smear,
and they did a biopsy.
My doctors have been monitoring me
for about three years,
and my uterus fibroids are so huge
that they can't just remove the fibroids.
They've gotta also remove my uterus
which is just, like, a full blown hysterectomy.
The act of doing it, is terrifying.
I don't know whether I'm gonna be able to walk around.
You know, what-what's sex gonna be like?
I mean, I don't know, but there's no way around it.
Then they, like, clip off the piece,
of like, your stuff, right? - Yes, yes.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that is painful.
Yeah. I was in there.
Like, literally, Robyn, I broke out in a sweat.
Like, I just-- I started sweating.
I was like, oh, my God. I was, like, holding my hands.
I was holding my own hands. I was consoling myself.
Oh, my God.
What's crazy is, I never feel like I'm the person
that's going to be sick
or need any type of medical attention.
So, this has kinda caught me off guard.
Ugh, yeah, that's horrible.
I'm sorry. - It's okay.
You know, I'm gonna have the surgery.
But guess what, Robyn.
Surgery will not stop me. How about that?
I just gotta move some stuff around for the kids
'cause I was-- I'm taking them to Martha's Vineyard
and all this. - Did you ask your doctor?
I guess, maybe not until after.
Well, she said, you know, I will need time to heal,
but I was like, "You know, your-your assistant told me
I can't travel." She was like, "No.
You-you really shouldn't,
but, you know, you should be fine."
- Okay. - So, I was like, okay,
there's no travel police out here.
So, I'm-- we're gonna be fine.
Oh, yeah, don't ruin the kids' summer.
Yeah.
Okay, but speaking of ruining my-my brain cells,
um, Karen's live show,
what-what'd you think about that?
That was confusing.
- Yeah. - It was very weird.
It was, like, too many people involved
for this to really be, like, about Karen.
Doin' nothin and then the whole, like,
you invited the world, and you can't invite Charrisse.
And she can't pretend that that was, like, a mistake.
Like, oh, I thought Charrisse was on the text thread
because Katie was on there, and Jacqueline was on there.
Right.
To exclude her on purpose to be mean, why?
Yeah, it's definitely deliberate.
Yeah, and Charrisse dropping the video, hilarious.
- Oh, my gosh. - Yeah.
And Karen is trying to act like she's not mad about it.
Karen, you're furious about this video.
Right. Of course, she is.
Karen called me pissed.
- Oh, I know. - 'Cause I was like, "Oh...
"...I see titties." - "Have a good night, ladies."
And she's like, "I don't like for my breasts
to be called titties. They are breasts."
And I was like, girl, bye.
What do you think is gonna happen in Mexico
because Charrisse is gonna be there?
I mean, nothing is gonna happen.
Karen is gonna dance around topics and conversations
like she always does. - Let's be clear.
I just wanna mend fences between Karen and Charrisse
because, A, I'm being nosy.
I wanna know what the beef is.
And, B, I mean, in all truth and sincerity,
like, we did used to have fun when we were all friends,
and I would love to get back to that.
Look, I can be cordial with anybody.
It's Ashley's birthday. She wants to invite Charrisse.
So, I'll put on my nice cap,
if you don't with me.
- Yeah. - I'm gonna demand
that I know what the hell her issue is with Charrisse
'cause I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it. - Yeah.
Coming up next...
- We have arrived! - To girls' time!
Shut the up!
Didn't nobody say nothin' about your mother!
You brought her up!
Wish the you would!
Hey, hey, hey.
Did I do it right? How do I do it?
You gotta ask Carter about that.
- Yeah, you just go like... - So, you've been practicing.
You've been--
He practiced that thing for weeks.
Oh, you've been practicing, huh?
He was on, like, on-on tutorial videos. Okay.
All right.
Y'all got no rhythm.
- Well, you do it then. - No. I wouldn't even try.
I gotta get in shape.
Anyway, um, you know what, your father and I
wanted to talk about something important.
You know, we have been engaged to be married
for over two years now.
We think it's time to start planning a wedding.
We gotta figure out what we're wearing,
so someone is coming to take your measurements
for a nice, handsome suit.
Oh, for real?
I thought it was just gonna be no wedding.
It was just you guys are married.
Now, that we've had this whole prenup conversation.
You know, I'm not gonna put somethin' crazy in there.
I know that, but, of course,
I'm gonna want somebody to read the fine print.
Okay.
That was, like, a huge weight that just, like,
lifted off my chest,
and now I just wanna start planning our wedding.
Like, I can't wait. I'm excited.
It's just gonna be me, and your father,
you, and your brother,
but we still wanna make it memorable.
What about-- what about Gigi and Pop-Pop?
I know that Gigi and Pop-Pop are, like,
our number one supporters,
but we wanna keep it small and intimate.
Oh, gosh!
My father is a very, like, lowkey, understanding person,
so I think he'll accept it.
But just knowing my mom, like, we are my mom's world.
If we're going to purchase a home,
we should probably be married.
Uh, okay.
It's about time.
True.
I know she's not gonna be happy.
Regardless of how many people are there,
we gotta figure out where are we doing this.
Like, where do y'all think?
- Jamaica. - Jamaica?
Jamaica.
What it if was, like, in Maryland
but the Chesapeake Bay?
Eww.
- Y'all done like that? - No.
- Hi, how are you? - Hey.
- I'm Robyn. - Nice to meet you.
I'm Brian.
Good to meet you. Thank you for coming.
Come in.
What's up, man? Looking sharp, man.
These are our sons. This is Corey.
Good to meet you, Corey.
- I'm Carter. - What's up, Carter?
What you got going on, man?
Here for the big fitting.
Me and the boys need your expert opinion
when it comes to the look. - Okay.
I don't even picture myself in a white dress.
I could be in a white dress, but I might not be.
Yeah, that'll, uh, dictate a lot, though, you know.
Right, right.
- What's the timeline? - Um...
before his season picks up and gets busy,
so I feel like in July.
Yeah, I mean...
I know that's tight.
Whew, miracle.
Lord, help us. - Yeah.
Carter G. about to get fitted for a custom.
Please stand, like, shoulder width apart.
You can check out some of the looks that I've created
so I can kinda get an idea of what you're used to.
Okay.
Hopefully, not the NBA draft suit that you had on.
Oooh!
It's a different time.
It was, like, ten sizes over.
All right. So, I get Wakanda forever.
What if I didn't know what that was?
That would have been sad, right?
Then I might have to take your black card, man.
How do you want your suit to fit?
Not too fitted-- just a little relaxed.
You want a little room,
probably with a nice kind of taper.
Yeah, shaped really well.
Make it look like you work out a little bit, man,
not like a big parachute. - Yeah, right.
We have pretty much a month, and there's so much to do.
We need to figure out where it's gonna be,
and I need to figure out what the hell I'm wearing,
and I gotta go on a girls trip to Mexico
for Ashley's birthday.
Yeah, Robyn, you didn't think this through.
Well, I'm getting excited.
Good, you should be.
It'll be more exciting if that date was flexible.
- For you, right? - Yeah.
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do that.
That's not gonna work.
Um, hey, babe!
Gordon!
So, babe, I have a question. - Mm-hmm.
Whah Chapel is scheduled to open on the 6th, right?
Right.
And then Potomac is scheduled to open
in July still, right?
Uh, I'm not sure about the date.
- I know. - I know they start construction Monday.
Wait, what?
Yeah, they start construction, uh, Monday.
- And they're gonna be done? - Probably early September.
So, the timing of the girls trip is great
just because I always put myself last.
I'm always, like, kids, family, business,
and then me.
Welcome to The Joint Chiropractic Cathedral Commons,
the grand opening.
Tell me what's going on.
I need you to put the iPad down, okay?
Yes, we don't do iPads after our supper time.
Did you register for, uh, Jeremiah's cupcakes at school?
- Nope-- What? - But I need you to attend.
'Cause I'm not gonna be here. - The what--
I can attend, I can just wait in the parking lot.
I don't know why. It's been like that for so long.
That's normal, isn't it?
Isn't it normal for moms to be like that?
I want you to go to the function
because I can't go
because that's the day that Ashley wants me
to be in Mexico for her birthday.
- All right, okay, okay. - Okay.
You're supposed to be helping me out.
- You're doing a good job. - Yeah, well, you know,
Jacqueline is really upset at me
'cause I wouldn't help her with the girls.
She wanted you to arrange the nanny for her?
Yeah.
Um...
Why would she get mad at you about that?
I'm like, holy cow,
the girls are your responsibility.
They're not my responsibility.
- Which is true. - Thank you.
So, Jacqueline's sister is our nanny.
So, if Jacqueline needs to last minute
find someone to keep her kids,
I always say, "Well, drop the kids off at my house.
Bring them wherever my kids are."
So, it's okay to do that every now and then,
but all the time, like, that's not fair.
I'm feeling it. I'm feeling exhausted.
Like, mentally drained.
Coming up next...
This is my first time with a shaman.
We're just gonna let a random man with feathers
billow smoke?
Cleanse me, baby. Cleanse me.
- Hi. - Happy birthday, Ashley.
Thank you. I saw you from outside.
I was like, who is that diva?
- Excited? - I am.
So, you already checked your bags?
- Yeah, I'll go with you. - Okay.
My birthday this year is gonna look a lot different
than it has for the last ten years.
Michael will be home with the boys,
and I am unofficially a single lady.
As much as I want to present myself like I got this,
inside I just don't know exactly what is waiting for me
on the other side of marriage.
I don't know.
We're on the plane. Viva la Mexico.
- Hi. - Potomac is about to be in Mexico.
Hey, now. - Yes, ma'am.
Where are you?
- I'm about to come in. - Okay, good.
Okay, I'm gonna through, um, security.
- All right. - Okay, bye.
- Good morning. - Morn-ting.
- Oh, hi. - Hi.
You made it. - How are you?
- I'm good. - I'm gonna hug you today.
Isn't this weird?
Yeah, it is weird.
- Hi. - Look at you.
Hey, look at you.
- Y'all are matching. - They got matching colors.
Ready for Mexico.
Cheers, Candiace. - Cheers, cheers.
We have arrived!
- That's how you say it? - We are here.
Karen, you're going in the back?
Yes, baby.
Lord, they got-- look at it. - Ahh!
- Happy birthday. - Yes!
What?
This is what we're gonna be on.
- Lord Jesus. - Wendy, you can drink, right?
- I am going to this trip. - You can have a little bit.
- Yay. - I'm going to.
I'm still recovering from a kidney stone surgery,
but the doctor said I can drink.
I just have to drink lots and lots and lots of water.
Let's see if that happens.
- All right. - Salud, baby.
Here is to a wonderful girls vacation.
- Yes! - Yes!
- All right. - And a happy, happy birthday.
- Thank you. - Perfect, thank you.
Cheers, ladies. - Cheers to that. Ching-ching.
Salud. Bottom's up. - Salud.
Here's to a great time.
It already feels different from Miami.
It does.
Miss Ashley, what do you have planned?
So, we are actually gonna get a really nice feel for Mexico.
We're gonna do some cultural things.
- Yes. - We're gonna go to a cenote.
It's a natural pool. - Okay.
Oh, this is gonna be beautiful.
I love Mexico so much.
Michael and I have come here quite a few times together.
It is just so full of natural attractions,
and I think it's nice for us to all
maybe learn something together.
So, just sit by the pool and drink margaritas?
No, we're gonna get out there. We're gonna be in it!
Hi. How are you?
- Excellent. - Hi. I'm so good.
Thank you. You okay?
- Ooh, chile. - There you go.
- Thank you. - Oh, this is so beautiful.
Oh, my gosh!
- It's stunning. - Buenos dias.
Buenas dias.
Oh, thank you.
Absolutely. Thank you.
Of course.
So, you can't take us nowhere.
On the plane, I'm trying to, like,
figure out what they're talking about,
but I can't really hear everything,
but I can tell that they're not good.
Typically, everyone in first class is dignified,
and they have their Air pods in,
and they are watching their movies.
Um, first class was Mia and Jacqueline
screaming about how they mother their children.
Jacqueline was like, "It takes a village.
Mia, you ain't raising your kids right."
"What? Who you think you're talking to?
Bitch, what?" Like, it was bad, okay?
Mm-hmm.
My nanny, her sister, is calling me,
looking for her kids.
She felt that I had not communicated with
my sister effectively.
Mia being the controlling Mia wanted to tell me
what I did wrong and what I didn't do wrong.
I told her that her kids are not my responsibility.
Then she said, "Well, it takes a village to raise a family,
but you wouldn't know nothin' about that."
Where is she? She's-- she--
She's, yeah. She's still over there.
This is silly.
It's hurtful knowing that I didn't have a village
to raise me, right?
I think that that was just really
kinda opportunistic of her and kinda low, very low.
Okay.
Okay, so, I gotta do the cards, the actual bags.
Vibrators for everybody.
From what I understand,
not everyone in the group has a vibrator,
so I thought this would be a great way to introduce it.
That's-- I think that's the key to world peace,
to be honest with you.
Everyone just needs to have the endorphins
after a nice, big O.
You get a vibrator! You get a vibrator!
Hi. Thank you.
Viva Mexico! Whoo!
Arriba! Arriba! Did I say that right?
- Arriba! - Arriba!
- Almost. - Yes.
I can tell you who can't sit here.
- Hello. - Hi.
Okay. All right.
So, what I wanna do, I wanna lean this way,
if that's okay with you, okay? - Okay.
You said Gizzy asked how could she get a car from Mia.
Right.
I take my assignments very, very seriously.
Okay.
I went to the dollar store and got this for Gizzy.
Watch this puppy work.
Oh, that's blinding me! Blinding by the light.
Right?
- It is hot. - Fan your cootchie knees.
It is hot.
It's cootchie hot.
Cootchie, yes, I was fanning it.
Whoo.
Speaking of fanning cootchie knees,
I do think that it's important that--
Fanning cootchie knees?
Do you look at your vagina in the mirror?
Only if there's, like, a reason to, like--
- Like, legs up look? - Yes.
Well, just, like, you know, like a--
Like, what's going on down here?
No, no.
Like, Candiace is giving me Mia vibes, right now,
talking about looking at vaginas.
Maybe later tonight when we're braiding
each other's hair, we can compare vaginas.
We should look at each other's vaginas.
Or, no, look at our own vaginas,
not each other's. - Y'all are not gynecologists.
Okay, just look at your own.
Might as well let them all three go in a room
and inspect one another out.
It would be a bonding moment.
I'm good.
I'm gonna send you a smoke signal, Robyn.
- Oh, I love it! Bride! - Bride-to-be, right?
We'll put the veil in for Robyn.
The only thing is, and I feel terrible,
is I forgot a unique gift for Charrisse.
Oh, we're good. God is good.
Let's go.
I do think it'll be interesting to see how Karen
and Charrisse interact. - One hundred percent.
Like, what's the real issue?
She told Mia that I put a dark cloud over the group
when I was around. - Oh, yeah.
- What? - No, you do not.
I know.
I feel like Charrisse is----in' fun.
Yes. So, yeah, that needs to be discussed.
We'll start there.
All right, just make sure I've had a bottle of champagne
before we have a conversation, okay?
- A bottle. - A whole bottle.
Sh-she loves champagne. Get a small champagne bottle.
That's the Charrisse I knew back 20 years ago.
That's----ing genius, Karen.
That's genius, actually. - I don't know her anymore.
I don't. - Let me see what we've got.
Yeah, I'm just helping you out here
'cause you got this under control, miss thing.
We've got this!
Okay, our friends will be here soon.
Okay, let's do this.
All right. We made it.
Wow.
What are they doing? Oh, my God.
Can y'all look in the lobby, please?
Oh, my God, are they greeting us?
Look at them. Shaking little maracas.
Oh, my God.
Wait. We have to wait for everybody.
Wait for everybody. - Wait for everybody.
What's up? We in Mexico.
We in Mexico-Mexico-Mexico.
Mia, don't forget Jacqueline.
Oh, she's right here.
She's a big bitch. She can handle herself.
Really?
Birthday girl!
Look at us. Okay.
All right, ladies, listen. Listen up.
We're not changing clothes right now.
We are going to the Amber Room because we have
a surprise for you, okay?
What is this?
♪ Happy birthday to you
Arriba! Arriba! Arriba!
♪ Happy birthday dear Ashley ♪
Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
♪ Happy birthday to you
This is how you do a birthday party,
simple, nothin' over the top because it's important
to celebrate the birthday girl right away.
I really love these women.
They have been with me through so much,
through my separation from Michael,
then us getting back together, then me having Dean,
then me having Dylan,
and now at this point in my life.
So, they've grown with me. Tequila margarita paloma.
Take one of everything. Just take one of all.
I don't wanna die.
Thanks, babe. All right.
And I want that one. That's-that's a little piece.
I want a little piece.
I don't wanna sit at that table.
I'm not ready to break bread with-with Satan.
- With who? - What?
Who is the devil that she sold her soul to?
Well, she was being a devil earlier.
She said I ain't got no friends and all this bullsh--.
Wait, y'all fought?
Let me tell you something about Jacqueline and I.
We fight every Goddamn day, okay?
It's not normal.
Sister relationship-- that's what I said.
This has been the worst fight ever.
- This wasn't the worst. - No, it was-- Mia.
You threw a brick at my head. That was the worst one.
You tried to kill my ass.
Twenty years ago but that's where we are now.
I wouldn't let Jacqueline copy my math homework
when we were in 11th grade, and so she got upset
and threw a brick at me, so this is nothing.
- Mia is very controlling. - Uh-huh.
So, and-and how does she deal with, uh,
when she doesn't have that control?
She acts like how she acts this morning.
And she, oh, she turns on you?
- Oh. - I don't turn.
I-- no, no, no, no. I don't turn.
- Did she turn on you? - I keep it-- I keep it 100%.
I think she just has some tension.
She needs some dick, more dick. - Oh.
Oh, it's gettin' spicy.
Wait, what? Who-who has dick?
You would know. Do you wanna go?
You wanna go there? - Go where?
You wanna talk about your--
you wanna talk about all your dicks?
You wanna go there? - She does. Yes.
Don't try me.
You're feeling yourself too much.
- I what? - Feeling it. Back down.
No, you need to back down.
All right.
Well, keep your legs closed to married men, bitch.
- Oh, okay! - Married?
Married? Married men?
It's what she does. It's what she does.
- I'm----in' done with you. - You should be.
- I am----ing done with you! - No, no, no, no!
Understand this sh--! I'm----ing done with you!
- I'm----in' done with you. - You should be.
- I am----ing done with you! - No, no, no, no!
Understand this sh--! I'm----ing done with you!
I am----ing done with you,
because you----in' sold yourself to the----in' devil!
I am----ing done with you,
because that's some bullsh--! - Relax, relax.
I have fought for you my entire----in' life!
I have fought for you, and you would say this sh--!
You would do this sh--?
You would do that sh--? - What did I-- what did I do?
You are----ed up.
I would never----ing sleep with your husband!
What the ?
I would never do that sh-- to you!
But she said you-- she never said you did.
This is crazy.
I just-- I just-- where-where is the disconnect?
I just don't know where the disconnect is.
- Take your friend outside. - You are----ed up!
- No, I'm not going to. - Yes, take your friend.
No, 'cause I need to get more dick.
I would never----ing sleep with your husband!
This is your best friend, and you brought her here.
- That was my - ing best friend!
Right but this is how she's been treating me for-for--
But she's clearly upset.
Yes, and she gonna be upset.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
I have a sister.
I know what it's like to be close to-- it's okay.
Mia has had a problem with me, has had a problem with Karen.
Now, you're falling out with your friend for over 20 years.
That is grimy.
That's it. That's all.
- I wouldn't do that to her. - I didn't start it.
She is crying.
I don't care 'cause, remember,
I don't do anything for her kids,
and her kids are at my goddamn house right now,
eating my goddamn food.
We have----ing 30 years of a friendship,
and that sh-- is gone.
That sh-- is in the----ing trash can, at this point!
Fine!
It's okay, mama.
I'm always grateful and thankful that Jacqueline
and her mom opened their home for me,
so I do feel like I do a lot for her,
and, you know, whatever she needs,
I'm like, okay, but is it, like,
a-a open checkbook with her?
It is in my name, so I income qualify
to get the vehicle. - Yes.
Did you help me put a down payment on it
because you love me?
I don't wanna talk to her.
I don't have sh-- to say to her.
I'm beyond this. I'm above this.
Are you?
There has to be some type of boundary.
This is a domestic issue.
The police say that domestic issues
are the most dangerous. - They are.
We should not engage.
So, we're gonna table this.
I can't believe I agree with Gizelle.
We table it for now, okay? - Oh, yeah, ooh.
Because surprise number two might help us all.
- Okay. - Okay, yes, surprise.
Okay, so, I want you all to follow me blindly
to surprise number two.
- Okay. - Blindly?
Yes.
A surprise?
Girl, you got Ashley surprising us
with her big-ass forehead.
You got Mia and Jacqueline surprising us
with domestic issues.
I don't need any more surprises.
Is that a shaman?
Let's just be open to the process.
Is that a shaman?
This is my first time with a shaman.
All right. We gotta go shoeless, ladies, okay?
I wanted us to cleanse our group
of all negative spirits,
so I Googled it, and I saw shaman.
Maybe you should go first, Jacqueline.
Hi. Hi, sir. Hi.
- Hi. - He's gonna walk us through.
Let's be respectful. - How are you?
This is my first time with a shaman.
- Give me your name. - Mia.
Oh, this smells good.
Okay, I'm not mad at it. - Mia.
What's your name?
- Robyn. - We come to the beach.
We're just gonna let a random man
with feathers billow smoke?
Cleanse me, baby. Cleanse me.
Give me your name.
Gizelle.
Now, we are a cosmic planetary family,
connected now, hand to hand.
What is your intention to be here in this world?
My intention is to be hopeful, to be happy,
to be optimistic, to be--
This is typical Ashley woo-woo and wear Birkenstocks.
Listen, we do not need smoke, and the spirits, and the Gods.
We just need tequila.
I wish happiness for everyone
because when you're truly happy, you don't have room for hate.
I don't know why this has-been leprechaun,
i.e. Charrisse, who keeps showing up,
looking for a----in' pot of gold,
some coins, some food, some friendship.
Girl, stop.
Now, I'm going to ask you, please,
give some hugs to each other,
please, please, please.
- Ahh! - Hey, mama!
- Jacqueline. - Yay.
- Listen, listen. - At all times.
I was with you.
- Can I hug you? - Oh, yes.
Hug your sister. Hug her. Give her a hug.
I will hug her.
See? She just won't receive it.
- No. - No, but hug her anyway.
No, it's okay. It's okay.
I wanna give thanks to everyone.
You're gonna be-- you're gonna be just fine.
Just fine.
You need a moment.
I understand.
When I first met Jacqueline,
we got off to a bad start.
So, now you're dismissing people.
Very defensive, honey.
I will not be bombarded by Mia's representative.
But I never disliked her.
I feel bad for her and, like, she is truly confused
at her friend's behavior.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you so much.
Okay, the birthday girl wants us to put our feet
in the water.
It's seaweed season.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
It feels so good.
Oh, my God, it feels so good.
What-what-what's next on the agenda?
You guys can go shower and change.
- Oh, we can? - Yes.
Oh, we can take a bath, and I can wash my butt.
What?
And then we'll get ready for dinner.
I'm gonna wash my butt.
- ... - Thank you.
Por favor.
Oh, what is this? What? Oh, my God.
Not a bullet!
Listen, what?
- Hello? - How you doin'? You got in?
Yeah.
Oh, all right. Come see your mom.
This is my room.
Look, they gave me a little...
"Bride," oh.
A little veil.
- Babe. - Hi, babe.
Look what I got as a welcome gift.
What the hell?
Going outside.
Ooh, I don't know how long I'm staying out here.
Jeez.
Oh, my God, I might die with this sh--.
That's dangerous.
All right. Where is thing?
Oh, wait. Did it fall off? Did that thing fall off?
Oh, no!
Is this a sign?
Like, I'm never going to get married.
I'll never be a bride.
I can't even hold onto a veil.
Aww, it was so cute. Now, it's gone.
That's not a good sign.
Yes, the wind is blowing.
Let me hold onto the wigs!
Oh, I would love for your wig to fly off.
It's on tight.
- Is this where we're going? - Uh, yeah,
this is where we're going.
Oh, nice.
- Oh, okay. - We're sitting outside?
- Yes. - Okay, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Wh-where does the birthday girl wanna sit?
- I'm gonna sit here. - Thank you.
Okay. Um... - This is nice, guys.
Did Gizelle tell you I saw her on a date?
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
This is the guy from-from your dad's birthday.
- Yes. - Yes.
Steve is a great guy.
I've known him for about 30-plus years,
and he's just always someone that's been in my life.
I think I've tried to kick him out of my life
a couple times, but he is going nowhere.
- Hey, how are you? - Hi. How are you?
Ashley. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- You and Gizelle are friends? - Yes.
Yeah, last time I checked.
We're still friends, aren't we?
Did you kiss afterwards?
Did we?
Yes. The tongue was controlled.
- Oh! - Oh!
The main characteristics?
You need to make me laugh and have a big dick.
That's pretty much it.
Oh, hi, Charrisse.
Hello, hello, hello.
- Hi, Cha-Cha. - Hi.
Coming up next...
I'd rather you be a woman
and just say you don't wanna be my friend
instead of going to other people saying stuff.
- I personally-- no. - Wait, let me--
let me finish, okay? - Excuse me.
No one has talked about your ass in years.
Oh, hi, Charrisse.
Hello, hello, hello.
- Hi, Cha-Cha. - Hi.
Hi, sweetie. - How are ya?
Um, so, how is Michael? - Yeah.
'Cause today is your birthday.
Yeah, he gave me balloons and everything.
Had the kids have hats on
and sing "Happy Birthday" to me.
- Oh, that was nice. - Really sweet.
- Mm-hmm. - I don't know.
I really don't know what's--
I don't know what to make of this situation.
- Wendy, hey. - Hi.
You know, I was holding Dean, like, sitting right here.
Yeah.
And I put my hand on Dean's knee.
- Yeah. - And his hand was right--
and so, we, like, locked hands, and we just, like, held hands.
Oh, Lord.
It's not over 'til it's over. - Yeah.
So, I was like okay. - Do you want it to be over?
- I don't know. - Oh, Jesus Christ, okay.
I know.
You're taking us on an emotional rollercoaster.
Uh, we do have some drinks that they prepared for you.
It's with Mezcal.
I'd like a red wine, please.
- Red wine, okay. - Yes.
- Whatever she has, yes. - Okay.
Do you know how to make an Old Fashioned?
- Old Fashioned? - Yes, please.
I-I will try your Mezcal.
- Mezcal, okay. - Yeah, I'll try it. Sure.
- Champagne. - Perfect.
Hey, tried and true.
How are you feeling? - Oh, I'm good.
Oh, look at this ensemble. Ooh!
You have a tattoo. I didn't know that.
- I have five of them. - Oh.
Hi, ladies.
Hello. - Hi, Mia.
- Hi. How y'all doin'? - Good.
Y'all good? Are you having a-a good birthday?
- I am. Yes. - Okay, good.
We're missing a few. - Yes, they're trickling in.
Jacqueline should be coming.
Just come on.
Thank you.
I know y'all hos ain't not waitin' for us.
Y'all have done ate already. - Do you know what time it is?
- We have not eaten. - Here we come.
Hello.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Everyone looks nice. - Love this.
Hi, Jacqueline. - Hi.
- How are you? - I'm okay.
Would you like something to drink, ma'am?
Do we like a Mezcal-ita?
- Oh, yes. - Yes?
Can I do a Tanqueray and tonic
with a double twist? - Yes.
Thank you.
Hey, girls.
Sorry I'm late.
- Can you tell us what this is? - Yes.
We got our shrimp tacos, pastor tacos,
fish tacos, and octopus.
Oh.
Oh, thank you.
Uh, everyone got gifts today.
- Did you see yours? - I did.
So, it was a bridal veil, and it said bride.
- Oh. - It was very cute.
It said "Bride to Be," and I walked outside,
and it blew away.
- It blew away? - It blew away.
I was like, oh, no.
I spent a lot of time shopping for that.
The veil was like, "bye, bitch." You ain't gettin' married.
We heard this for seven years.
You tell everybody this goddamn lie
with that fake-ass ring. I'm like, what the hell?
Even the veil knew to get the out of the room.
Well, did Gizelle tell you what her gift was?
I got a flashlight, yes, because Karen said
she wants me to also get a car.
Y'all ain't funny.
Y'all weren't there. So, the question was,
do you look at your vagina with a mirror
just to check on it?
Since I've had kids, you know,
to make sure things are, like, okay.
Well, see, okay, so, I'm starting now
because I wanna, like--
Appreciate what it look like now?
The memory of it
before it gets all stretched out and stuff.
I did think I was pregnant for, like, two seconds.
I'm waiting on my period.
What do you mean?
I don't know where it went.
- Were you pregnant? - I was not.
- Oh, okay. - But it's good
because I'm getting ready to restart IVF in a few weeks.
I was definitely, like, a little disappointed
that I wasn't pregnant, but I feel like
I'm getting a second chance to get it right
and hopefully have a successful egg retrieval this time.
- It's so hot. - It is, right now.
Karen, are you planning anything tomorrow,
or it's just Ashley?
Ashley is the activity person.
Um, she's gonna have y'all swinging from ropes
and everything. - Whew, okay.
So, well, I-I have a confession to make, Charrisse.
Oh, Lord.
I did tell Karen
that you posted the video
'cause you didn't get invited to the live show.
That's not totally true
'cause I didn't care about not being invited.
- Okay, truth, facts. - That's not what you told me.
Well, I-I-I miss-- but go ahead.
Continue on. - But, uh, that's okay.
Now, when I posted it, did I think
you may not have liked it? Probably not.
No, I don't dislike it, honestly.
What I don't like, is that you didn't send it to me,
and we're-- and you're constantly asking me,
"Why aren't we friends?"
Or, you know, something to that nature.
And for me, I was like, okay, this would've been
a perfect, funny thing to send me.
We could have moved on. - Karen, look, wait.
You are the one begging me to be friends wit' your ass.
- No, honey. - I'm just saying.
- Begging? Come on, now. - No, no, no, no, no.
- Let's be very clear. - Running me down.
You have made everyone in this group--
Let's be very clear.
No, I'm extremely clear with you.
Okay? - No. No, no, no.
I-I'm good with not even being friends with you.
- Cool. - I'd rather you be a woman
and just say you don't wanna be my friend
instead of going to other people
saying stuff. - I personally-- no.
Wait, let me-- let me finish, okay?
Excuse me.
No one has talked about your ass in years.
And don't question my womanhood, okay?
Don't-don't-don't do that. - No, I-- no. Why not?
You are just being rude, Charrisse.
No, Karen. Karen, that's not being rude.
And we're not gonna move forward on that level.
I really-- - You're gonna say
I could have called you.
When I was going through a divorce,
did you call me to say, "Oh, friend, how are you?"
I lost my father.
Did you call me and say, "Charrisse,
how are you doing?" - Charrisse.
- You did not. - Tell 'em what I did.
What did you do?
I text you, and I sent you my condolences.
Oh, you texted me. Oh, wow.
And you and I had-- oh, yes,
and that was all I had to give you.
Because I had lost my mother, as well.
My parents are dead and gone now.
- I'm sorry about your dad. - Me, too.
Yeah, that was--
- And I simply said to you-- - And I was there for you.
- Let me very clear. - I-I drove, and I was there.
We're coming from a good place.
No. For me to say-- unlike anyone else--
You were trying to get back in your friendship circle.
- I'm like anyone else. - Ooh, this is where
I'm gonna have a problem with you because--
That is true. She did go to the funeral.
- That's a fact. - Stop. Calm down.
What we're gonna do, right now,
I'm gonna check your ass on this.
You will keep my mother's name out your mouth.
Do you understand that?
I'm not talking about your mother.
No, what you will not do-- yes, you are.
You're talking about my mother's funeral.
I'm not talking about your mother.
I'm talking about coming-- - Charrisse,
that is not your in to this group!
I'm talking about supporting you.
That is not your in to the group!
- So----ing dramatic. - Don't disrespect my mother.
Who said-- who keeps bringing up your mom?
Nobody said your mom. - Why did you bring this up
at the table? It's five years, Charrisse!
My mother is gone five years this year.
What you will not do, is with my mother!
You understand me?
I will whip your ass in this fight!
No, you won't! - Do your little dramatics.
I have no idea
why I'm watching this geriatric fight happen.
Like, this has gotta be a big reason.
Like, whose man did Charrisse have sex with?
One of your boyfriends, Karen?
- Shut the up! Shut-- - Didn't nobody say nothing
about your mother! - You brought her up!
Don't----ing touch me!
Keep my mother's name out your mouth!