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- [SNAPS] Barry.
- Am I evil?
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Oh, my God. I mean...
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absolutely. Do I not
tell you that enough?
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What the fuck you doing here, man?
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Did you kill a fuckin' cop?
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- Fuches, you gotta go.
- Huh? No, no, I could go to jail.
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I don't wanna see you again!
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- Hi, Dad.
- Were you planned? No.
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So I did what every great actor does.
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I improvised.
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You left.
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You wanna leave them
wanting more, not less.
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That troll Esther is pulling fast one.
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So we get in there, we shoot her
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in her crazy watermelon-sized head,
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massive fumble turnover for Hank.
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[SOFTLY] Ah, come... !
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[ESTHER EXCLAIMS ANGRILY]
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And what of the future?
What does it hold?
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Thomas Friedman, let's start with you.
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The future of the world is
multinational alliances.
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And to thrive in this new economy,
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you are going to have to sacrifice
some of your sovereignty.
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But make no mistake,
Asia is on the rise.
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Bullshit.
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Who brought dum-dum over here?
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Asia is not on rise,
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because Hank has rock-solid
plan to stop Asia
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and restore natural order of business.
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Well, respectfully, I'm not sure that
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you're going to single-handedly stop
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the rise of Asia as a
global market force.
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Well, respectfully, why
don't you shut the fuck up?
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Because Asia will be done
the second I put a bullet
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in her massive, massive head.
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So, you know what, Thomas Friedman?
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You are bad at writing,
and nobody likes you.
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AKHMAL: Hank.
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Hank!
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Jeez. What's up?
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Cristobal needs you.
Something has happened.
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You mean like... like something bad?
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Cristobal, what's up? Did
something happen to Esther?
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Holy shit. I guess not,
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because here she is.
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Esther and her men were
attacked last night.
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At the monastery? I imagine?
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Wow, what a dirtbag would
attack you at a holy place
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and fail?
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Thankfully.
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I mean, you look great.
With your Slurpee.
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I guess he, uh, didn't do his job.
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Or her job...
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Or maybe it was
coordinated drone attack?
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A white boy, in a Lululemon tracksuit.
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- Hmm.
- He ran away.
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Someone is trying to play with us, Hank.
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[CHUCKLES] Someone is playing games.
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Games like the chess you showed me.
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Now I just have to figure out
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if it is a small piece or a big piece.
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Hmm.
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Maybe the horsey.
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Maybe the horsey.
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Hank, I don't think it is safe for her
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to stay at the monastery.
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I have invited Esther, and
some of her men to stay here,
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with us.
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So you and your men will have
to make some room for them.
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So then, where are we supposed to stay?
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- [DOORS CLANKING]
- [MEN MUTTERING]
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Akhmal, we have work to do.
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Should we go to Ikea?
Get area rug, maybe?
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Couple beanbag chairs?
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We have to kill Barry.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
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This is the story of the
first time I took a life.
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I was at an OP with my
best friend, Albert.
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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We had seen some suspicious activity,
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and Albert told me to take the shot.
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I did.
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And it was the first time I
ever felt a sense of purpose,
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a sense of community.
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First time I killed someone, it
was the best day of my li...
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- [BANGING KEYBOARD]
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Fuck.
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Are you struggling with your piece?
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Anything I can help with?
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Yeah, I just don't
know if I wanna do it.
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What? Why?
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It was really powerful. I mean, it was
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literally about life and death.
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No, I know it's about
life and death, but...
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I don't know, I did a lot over there.
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It wasn't all just... this stuff.
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Listen, I know better than anybody
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how scary it is to confront the past.
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I mean, you know, when Gene pushed me
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to talk about my marriage, you saw me.
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It totally freaked me out.
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Honestly, it's... it's
kind of been therapeutic.
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Like, okay, I just wrote the part
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where I finally stood
up to him and left him.
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And I... Okay.
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But listen to this. [SIGHS]
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You just put your hands on
me for the last time, Sam.
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You wanna choke me? Well, choke on this.
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I'm fucking leaving you.
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He choked you?
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Oh, yeah. I mean, he was
a total piece of shit.
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I'm actually supposed to
Skype with my friend Kate
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who was there the night I left him.
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So the Wi-Fi is better in
your living room, yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, great.
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You might wanna make sure
Nick's dressed, though.
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- Yeah.
- And... Okay.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[MEN CHATTING INDISTINCTLY]
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GENE: Leo, are you there?
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- Come on. What is this?
- I know, I know, I know.
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It looks a little Mark David Chapman,
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but here's the real reason I'm here.
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I'm so sorry about how our
last conversation ended,
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and I wanted to make it up to you,
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so I brought you something.
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Ta-da!
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Open it.
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- What is this?
- That is the key
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to my cabin. I want you to have it.
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I want to keep it in the family.
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No strings attached.
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[STAMMERING]: I... don't
need a vacation home.
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No, see, there's the rub. I don't
see it as a vacation home.
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I see it as a business opportunity
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where you and I work together,
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and it can really bring us closer.
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You can maintain it, you can
show it, you can rent it.
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You want me to be your groundskeeper?
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I like to think of it more
as assistant to the owner.
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- Okay.
- Now,
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- I can't give you a wage, obviously.
- Dad.
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- But we can share the proceeds.
- Dad! Dad, I don't want the cabin
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where your girlfriend was
murdered. That's sick!
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Just please... just please go away.
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Please, Dad. Please, please.
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Please leave me alone.
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KATE: So Mark is
Hayden's baseball coach,
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and he's taking it so damn seriously.
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He's kind of taking out all
of his aggression on Hayden
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even though he wasn't even
a good baseball player
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- if you remember in high school.
- No, he was shit.
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Oh, and he's chewing tobacco now
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- which is so vile. I'm dying.
- Ew.
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- Tell him I say hi, though.
- I will.
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Um, okay, so I started writing.
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- Wow!
- Yeah.
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I mean, everybody writes their
own material these days, so...
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Um, and I decided I'm gonna
write a scene about Sam.
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Okay.
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- Why?
- I mean specifically
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about the night that I left.
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So do you remember that night?
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Um... [CLEARS THROAT]
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Yeah, unfortunately I remember
that night really well.
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Yeah, I know. Sorry that we never
really, like, talked about it.
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Um, but this is really important.
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It's for this acting
class, and I just, I...
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I need to know like what you
remember about that last night.
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I remember that you came over
in the middle of the night,
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and you had the welts on your neck.
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And you were a mess.
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You said that you had been
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at the Rooster earlier,
dancing with Ken Singleton,
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and then Sam flipped out about it.
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- Yeah.
- So then when you got home,
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he beat you up.
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So we decided that you
needed to get out of there.
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And we headed over to your place,
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and I grabbed a baseball bat,
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like that's gonna do any good.
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And when we got there, he was
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passed out on the floor as usual.
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So we just grabbed a whole
bunch of your stuff,
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we just threw it in the
car, and you took off.
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Yeah, right, but that was
after I told him to fuck off.
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Oh. I don't... I don't
really remember that.
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No, I said... I said, "You
wanna choke me, you coward?
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Well, choke on this. I'm out of here."
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- Wow!
- Yeah.
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I told you this at the time.
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Well, it was a long time ago.
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- And... and it was a crazy night.
- Yeah.
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And... [LAUGHS] We
shouldn't talk about that.
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We should talk about all the good things
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- that are happening for you.
- Yeah.
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Mark and I, we watched you
when you played the alien mom.
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- Oh, God, how crazy was that makeup?
- That was so good.
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Did you guys see this other show I did?
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It was called Pompeii's Burning.
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No, I don't think I've seen that. I...
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To be honest, I'm so busy with the kids,
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- I don't really have time to watch much.
- Oh, right.
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Except for Grey's Anatomy, Kardashians,
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all the Desperate
Housewives, This Is Us,
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So You Think You Can Dance?, The Voice.
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I love the Switched at Birth.
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I like that one with the
family with all the kids.
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That's a good one.
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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[SIGHS]
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[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
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This is not the story of the
first time I took a life,
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but the first time I saved a life.
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It was my second deployment.
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We were in the Korengal Valley.
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A villager's donkey had been killed,
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and Albert and I were trying to settle
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a dispute over who was responsible.
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- Okay, anybody here shoot a donkey?
- [SOLDIERS LAUGHING]
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- Right, I didn't think so.
- [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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Look, I understand that you're
upset about your donkey,
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but no one here shot it,
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so we're not gonna
compensate you for it.
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[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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Talk to me, talk to me.
He can talk to me.
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- He said God is watching you.
- God is watching me?
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- Well, then God knows that I...
- [GUN FIRING]
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[SOLDIERS SHOUTING]
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Corpsman!
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- [GUNSHOTS FIRING]
- [ALBERT WHIMPERING]
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Corpsman. Corpsman!
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Corpsman, flank!
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Corpsman!
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- [RAPID GUNFIRE]
- SOLDIER: Do you see 'em?!
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- No. No, Albert!
- Watch your ten!
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Watch your four to five!
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♪ ♪
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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[WOMAN WAILING]
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- SOLDIER: Hey, you!
- [WOMAN SCREAMING]
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- No, no, no, no, no...
- [BANGING ON KEYBOARD]
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Fuck.
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[TWO SHARP CRACKS]
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[SHARP CRACK]
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[BULLETS WHIZ, CRACK]
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[COCKS GUN]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
251
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How the fuck did you miss?
252
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,509
I don't know how to shoot gun!
253
00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:16,840
Hey, you know this about yourself,
254
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,340
yet when I ask you to come
kill Barry, you say okay?
255
00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:21,720
Hank, there is a power dynamic
here which prevents me...
256
00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:22,820
- [BULLETS WHIZ, CRACK]
- [SCREAMS]
257
00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,890
- NOHO HANK: Get down!
- [SCREAMING]
258
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,220
- What happened?
- I got fucking shot!
259
00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:29,550
- Shit.
- Ow, my fucking arm!
260
00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,500
Aah! It's so painful!
261
00:11:31,510 --> 00:11:33,620
I did a table read with
Wilmer Valderrama.
262
00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:35,840
You know him. He's a lot of fun.
263
00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:37,440
He's really... loose.
264
00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:40,440
- Fez? Yeah!
- Yeah, Fez! Yeah.
265
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,720
Okay, Akhmal, you got to
get your shit together,
266
00:11:42,730 --> 00:11:44,050
just stand up there, and shoot him.
267
00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:45,440
- Okay? Believe in yourself!
- Fuck you!
268
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,760
I... I just got shot!
269
00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:48,280
Well, I got shot too, remember?
270
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,420
Barry shot me like
precisely in same arm.
271
00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:52,629
Oh, same spot! Wow, he's so good!
272
00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:54,240
All right, but I wasn't a baby about it,
273
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,250
- was I? Come on!
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
274
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:58,099
Get up, Hank. Get up.
275
00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,550
You fucking nuts?
276
00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,990
Taking shots at me? My fucking
girlfriend's in there!
277
00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:06,439
You fucked our plan.
278
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,470
[COCKS GUN]
279
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,790
I'm dead man anyway, so you know what?
280
00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:12,780
Just do it.
281
00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:17,780
Do it.
282
00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:22,409
Fuck!
283
00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:24,430
- Oh, my God!
- Fuck!
284
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,430
Oh, my God, that was so scary!
285
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,610
That was really scary.
286
00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:31,340
[EXHALES, VOCALIZES]
287
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:34,760
- Hank, listen to me. We can't...
- [VOMITS] Oh, no.
288
00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:36,679
- Come on, man. Hank.
- [RETCHES, COUGHS]
289
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:39,160
[COUGHING]: Oh, my God.
290
00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:41,170
[GROANS] Oh, my God!
291
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,659
I vomited.
292
00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:46,189
I'm sorry. Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
293
00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:47,200
- All right, listen.
- That was so gross.
294
00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:48,860
I can't work for you anymore, all right?
295
00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,370
You gotta find someone else.
296
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,760
Well, do you know any other assassins?
297
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:52,780
No.
298
00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:54,940
Well, what do you want me to do?
Go to John Wick Assassin Hotel
299
00:12:54,950 --> 00:12:56,310
with help wanted sign? I mean what?
300
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,790
You got good guys right here, man.
301
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,930
Oh, my God, my guys
suck balls! You know it!
302
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:02,140
Especially this motherfucker right here!
303
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:04,740
If I suck balls, you are
king of Suck Balls Mountain!
304
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,510
- Oh, shut the fuck up!
- [AKHMAL SCREAMS]
305
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,820
- Fuck you!
- Shut up.
306
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,360
Look, what if, uh...
307
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,020
What if I train your guys?
308
00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:17,890
They already have physical
trainer. They have like three.
309
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,390
Not at a gym. I'm talking about...
310
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,260
I'm a Marine, all right?
311
00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:24,429
I can teach them how to
shoot, combat skills.
312
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:27,240
I don't have to kill anymore, debt paid.
313
00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:30,829
You give me army?
314
00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:33,890
You turn these pumpkins into
Cinderellas overnight, huh?
315
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,800
Phew. We could take over Burmese mafia,
316
00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:37,660
go back to fifty-fifty with Cristobal.
317
00:13:37,670 --> 00:13:39,090
Or you could just take the
whole thing for yourself.
318
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:42,200
Fifty-fifty with Cristobal.
I like the sound of that.
319
00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:44,460
Look, I need some gear
from you, all right?
320
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:46,820
I'll send you a list of
things I'm gonna need
321
00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:47,860
if we're gonna do this, all right?
322
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,080
And we've gotta go out someplace far.
323
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,260
Like the desert or some...
what are you doing?
324
00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:53,379
Fifty-fifty...
325
00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,760
Hank.
326
00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:56,570
... with Cristobal.
327
00:13:58,390 --> 00:13:59,510
[GRUNTING]
328
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,800
What are you doing?
329
00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:03,370
- [HUMMING]
- What are you doing?
330
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,860
Come on, get up!
331
00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:06,390
We can't talk to each
other on the phone.
332
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,900
♪ Fifty-fifty with Cristobal! ♪
333
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,980
- People are looking at us.
- ♪ Fifty-fifty with Cristobal! ♪
334
00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:15,970
- ♪ And Barry's training me an army! ♪
- Hank. Hank! Stop!
335
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,579
Oh, my God!
336
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,720
- That was intense.
- Mm-hmm?
337
00:14:34,730 --> 00:14:36,840
Yeah, I was just on the
phone with my friend Kate
338
00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:39,920
for like an hour rehashing some
really difficult memories.
339
00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:41,960
Wait, it was super helpful,
though, to talk someone
340
00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:43,720
who was actually there, you know,
341
00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:45,080
just to get like a reality check.
342
00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,780
That's great.
343
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:52,050
I feel like if I'm gonna
tell this story, I just...
344
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:56,069
I have to do it a hundred
percent honestly, you know?
345
00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:59,010
And she basically remembers
it exactly the same way I do.
346
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:01,610
- Good.
- [SIGHS]
347
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:04,720
- Aw, you seem tense.
- Yeah?
348
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:07,580
Yeah, don't worry. Look, it's
just a bit of writer's block.
349
00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:10,280
Okay? It happens to everybody.
350
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:13,970
Who can you talk to to
help with your story?
351
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,470
Um...
352
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,500
What about the Marines that you
brought to Natalie's party?
353
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,780
They don't really talk anymore.
354
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:22,799
Oh.
355
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,520
Well, there has to be
someone you can talk to
356
00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:26,840
about what you went through.
357
00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:29,820
♪ ♪
358
00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,620
You listen to me, Barry, you dumb fuck!
359
00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:37,360
I want you to admit it. You
killed Detective Janice Moss.
360
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,640
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
361
00:15:38,650 --> 00:15:41,030
No, I didn't, you little piece of shit.
362
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,090
- Is that necessary?
- Just go. Just do it again.
363
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,490
Okay!
364
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,090
Barry, I know you killed
Detective Janice Moss.
365
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,699
- How?
- Because I was there.
366
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,329
- You were?
- No.
367
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:53,970
Well, I think he would know that.
368
00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:56,459
We don't know what he knows.
369
00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:58,420
Why don't you just let
me go talk to him, huh?
370
00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:01,160
I built this guy's mind. You
don't think I can tear it apart?
371
00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,130
Just give me five minutes with him!
372
00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:04,660
I'll have him shitting in my hand.
373
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:07,260
- What? Wha... ?
- Mm-hmm.
374
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,400
- You better make it work.
- Or I'll go to jail.
375
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,590
- Yeah. Jail.
- Okay. I hear you.
376
00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:18,649
[LAUGHS] What the fuck is this place?
377
00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:24,550
This is a quinceañera store
which I bought for my wife,
378
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,640
who then left me.
379
00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:29,130
So she's not my wife anymore, is she?
380
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:31,070
Thanks for bringing that up.
381
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,660
This quinceañera stuff,
382
00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:35,340
it's a really big deal
for these young ladies.
383
00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:38,670
Sort of like a female bar mitzvah.
384
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,089
HANK: All right, listen up, you clowns.
385
00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:44,990
I'm just kidding. You guys look great.
386
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,969
So, we are super lucky today
to begin exciting new project,
387
00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:51,180
learning all styles of combat
388
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:53,180
from our very skilled special guest.
389
00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:56,520
He's your teacher, but he's
my best friend: Barry.
390
00:16:57,110 --> 00:17:05,010
[TRANSLATING TO CHECHEN]
391
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,510
Before we get started, does
anybody have any questions?
392
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,630
[TRANSLATING TO CHECHEN]
393
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,620
Is it true you are the
most gifted assassin
394
00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:17,630
in all of America?
395
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,800
No, I'm not the most gifted
assassin in all of America.
396
00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:23,020
[TRANSLATING]
397
00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:25,629
He is being modest. He is
Air Jordan of assassins.
398
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:29,180
[TRANSLATING]
399
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:31,610
[LAUGHING]
400
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:35,130
We're all very excited
to be learning from you.
401
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,809
Will we be shooting guns today?
402
00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:38,570
Yeah...
403
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,490
Wait, how many of you
guys speak English?
404
00:17:43,490 --> 00:17:44,689
Okay, bounce.
405
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:46,800
Come on, bounce. Get out.
406
00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:49,409
Go on, take a break. Walk.
407
00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:52,489
[BULLETS CRACKING, RICOCHETING]
408
00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:54,680
[GUNS FIRING]
409
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:57,650
[MEN SHOUTING]
410
00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:03,310
[PHONE BUZZING]
411
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,470
_
412
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,990
_
413
00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:15,760
Oh, man!
414
00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:17,760
These guys are like a
Seal Team Six, huh?
415
00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:19,849
Maybe even like seven and a half!
416
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,650
Natural born killers, huh?
417
00:18:23,030 --> 00:18:24,279
For reals though,
418
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:27,609
how long until they
become like actual army?
419
00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:30,739
You know, like two, three hours?
420
00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:32,940
Hank, I can't magically wave a wand
421
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,700
and make these guys an army.
Their skill set sucks.
422
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:38,250
Well, you know what Sonny
and Cher would say,
423
00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:39,450
that's on you, babe.
424
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:41,920
So come on, let's kick
up the training a notch.
425
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,030
What do you think?
426
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:45,070
Whoa.
427
00:18:48,070 --> 00:18:49,800
Holy shit, Mayrbek.
428
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:52,800
You're like regular Annie Oakley.
429
00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:54,050
Nice!
430
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:55,639
[MEN SHOUTING]
431
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,360
Annie Oakley.
432
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,650
Hey, boss! Did you see?
433
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:03,720
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- Good, good, good.
434
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,310
Good job, man!
435
00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:09,250
_
436
00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:13,190
- _
- [MEN CONGRATULATING]
437
00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:18,430
_
438
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,340
- [DOOR CHIMING]
- Sorry, we're closed.
439
00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:27,060
So this is how you're
earning a buck now, huh?
440
00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:30,259
Selling sports bras? What
the fuck happened to you?
441
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,680
Fuches, listen...
442
00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:34,469
No, you listen to me, you
ungrateful piece of shit. I...
443
00:19:34,470 --> 00:19:36,530
I'm really glad you're here.
444
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:40,720
Really?
445
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,640
Korengal, man? You
really wanna talk about
446
00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:44,479
what happened in Korengal? Why?
447
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,010
Well, they wanted me to talk
about my first confirmed,
448
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,220
and I want to do
something more positive.
449
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,790
So I was gonna talk about
when I saved Albert,
450
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,820
- but that story...
- [SIGHS]
451
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,900
That story gets fucked up really fast.
452
00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:58,320
- Yeah.
- That's literally the worst story
453
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,490
you could tell.
454
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,240
I mean, after everything we
did to make that go away,
455
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,280
you want to start fucking
blab about that?
456
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,540
- Well, it has to be honest. That's why...
- Honest?
457
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,010
- Yeah.
- Are you kidding me?
458
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:09,800
You start telling the
truth about Korengal
459
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:11,510
to those little acting buddies of yours,
460
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,510
and they are never gonna look
at you the same way again.
461
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:18,220
Come on, man. You're in show business.
462
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:21,370
They don't want honest,
they want entertainment.
463
00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:23,520
I mean, Jesus, you think
that the real guy
464
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:26,050
did that speech in Braveheart? No!
465
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,880
No, he went and got
himself killed, you know?
466
00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:30,130
But that's not a story,
that's a situation.
467
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:32,190
So you gotta have him do the speech,
468
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,010
you know, so everybody can say, "Oh,
469
00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:36,620
he died for something."
470
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:45,010
Hey.
471
00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:47,630
What's the matter with you, man? What?
472
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:51,200
Nothing. It's just, this is...
473
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:53,469
I...
474
00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:55,260
I don't have this, you know?
475
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:57,930
Like, everyone in class, they have this.
476
00:20:57,940 --> 00:21:01,090
It's like, Sally, she has
a friend that, you know,
477
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,020
she told her story to, and, you know,
478
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,580
it was really helpful she said,
479
00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:06,130
because it was someone who was there.
480
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,700
Yeah.
481
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,490
Kind of someone who cared.
482
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,130
I don't know, I just can't talk
about this shit with anybody...
483
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:18,930
Just shut up, man.
484
00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:21,290
Just, you know...
485
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,290
I missed you, man.
486
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:30,880
I did. I know that sounds...
We can talk about other shit.
487
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,470
[CRYING]: I fucking miss you so much.
488
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,300
- Oh, okay.
- Get in here.
489
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:37,800
You don't think I fucking missed you?
490
00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:40,349
- You're my boy. I got you.
- Yeah.
491
00:21:40,350 --> 00:21:43,130
- I love you, man.
- Thanks, Fuches.
492
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:45,350
- I really miss you, man.
- I miss you, too, man.
493
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:55,359
Okay, so this is the true story
494
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,900
of the moment that changed my life.
495
00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:02,470
We were on patrol in
the Korengal Valley.
496
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,659
- [GUNS FIRING]
- Albert had been shot in the face,
497
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,220
and I was giving him first aid.
498
00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:10,020
And then something interesting happened.
499
00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:12,270
Barry, we've gotta leave
him! We've gotta go!
500
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,640
Go?
501
00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:16,670
Go?!
502
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,050
Listen to me.
503
00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:23,130
Run and live, at least for a while.
504
00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:26,750
And dying in your beds
many years from now,
505
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,180
would you be willing
to trade all the days,
506
00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:31,820
from this day to that,
507
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:35,609
for one chance, just one chance,
508
00:22:35,610 --> 00:22:38,080
- to come back here and tell our enemies...
- [BAGPIPES PLAYING]
509
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,449
... that they may take our
lives, but they will never take
510
00:22:41,450 --> 00:22:44,280
- our freedom...
- Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
511
00:22:44,290 --> 00:22:45,560
- Yeah?
- That's Braveheart.
512
00:22:45,570 --> 00:22:47,560
- No, it's not.
- That's definitely Braveheart.
513
00:22:47,570 --> 00:22:49,700
I know this, 'cause I chased
that movie for months.
514
00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:51,760
- Huh?
- I know I knew that from somewhere.
515
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,190
No. No, you don't.
516
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,960
- I said that in Afghanistan.
- Dude, that was definitely Braveheart.
517
00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:57,240
- That's like my favorite movie.
- I said...
518
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,090
Where is the sheep-fucker story?
519
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,380
How do you go away from that?
520
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,389
I just I wanna do something
inspirational and entertaining.
521
00:23:04,390 --> 00:23:07,050
So you thought you would
plagiarize Mel Gibson.
522
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:09,389
I'm Jewish! What the fuck, Barry?
523
00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:11,660
You were in a war,
524
00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:14,380
and you give us pizzi-caca.
525
00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:17,400
You have got to get in touch
with your inherent darkness.
526
00:23:17,410 --> 00:23:19,860
- It's not inherent.
- Trust me, that is exactly what it is,
527
00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:20,870
and it is dark.
528
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,590
And you better funnel it into your work,
529
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,610
or there is the damn door.
530
00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:28,930
Okay, you know what? I've got an idea.
531
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,890
- Sally...
- Yes?
532
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,209
Have you settled on
someone to play your ex?
533
00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:36,540
- Yeah, uh, Nick's doing it.
- [CLEARING THROAT] Yo.
534
00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:37,830
Is that firm?
535
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,500
- Yes, yes.
- I don't know.
536
00:23:39,510 --> 00:23:41,160
Okay, Barry's gonna play your ex.
537
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,490
Settled. Next.
538
00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:44,680
Don't think I can play straight?
539
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:47,030
I played straight for
22 damn years, okay?
540
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:54,110
BARRY: All right, um...
541
00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:56,770
Are you sure you're
comfortable with this?
542
00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:59,480
Oh, my God, totally. Barry, you're
nothing like Sam like at all.
543
00:23:59,490 --> 00:24:01,220
If anything, I'm more
comfortable with you doing it.
544
00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:03,180
Hey, this is a really
good stretch for you.
545
00:24:03,190 --> 00:24:05,160
Try to access some rage, you know?
546
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:08,090
Okay?
547
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,990
- Where do you want me to start?
- Oh, sorry. Top of two.
548
00:24:14,290 --> 00:24:15,640
Why were you dancing with that guy?
549
00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:17,470
Ken?
550
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,570
He's just a friend, Sam.
551
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,300
I don't care, I don't like it.
It was embarrassing.
552
00:24:25,690 --> 00:24:27,040
You look like a whore.
553
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,100
Can you try it again
554
00:24:28,110 --> 00:24:30,020
and just like really nail
me with the word "whore"?
555
00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:31,970
Really just come at me, you know?
556
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,820
Okay. [CLEARS THROAT]
557
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,320
I don't care, I don't like it.
It was embarrassing.
558
00:24:38,330 --> 00:24:40,640
- You looked like a whore.
- Sam...
559
00:24:40,650 --> 00:24:43,860
- don't be an idiot.
- Don't call me a fucking idiot.
560
00:24:47,830 --> 00:24:49,490
I'm sorry, I don't think I can do this.
561
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,120
- Why?
- This says I choke her.
562
00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:52,130
- It says I choke you.
- Mm-hmm.
563
00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:54,340
I don't know if I can do that.
I don't think I can choke you.
564
00:24:54,350 --> 00:24:56,240
Oh, that's really sweet, Barry,
565
00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:58,470
but I've done like years of
stage combat. It's fine.
566
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,460
You know what? That is so sweet,
567
00:25:00,470 --> 00:25:02,800
but what you need to do if
you're gonna be in the scene,
568
00:25:02,810 --> 00:25:03,810
is you need to act.
569
00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:06,860
I need to see you acting.
570
00:25:07,530 --> 00:25:09,680
Yeah, if you don't choke me,
571
00:25:09,690 --> 00:25:11,670
then it doesn't make sense when I say,
572
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,620
"You wanna choke me, you
coward? Well, choke on this.
573
00:25:13,630 --> 00:25:15,300
I'm fucking leaving you!" So...
574
00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:17,689
All right, action!
575
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:21,280
SALLY [WHISPERING]:
Okay. Hey, you can do it.
576
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,489
- Why were you dancing with that guy?
- Ken?
577
00:25:26,490 --> 00:25:28,420
He's just a friend, Sam.
578
00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:30,140
I don't care, I don't like it.
It was embarrassing.
579
00:25:30,150 --> 00:25:32,160
- You look like a whore.
- Sam...
580
00:25:32,170 --> 00:25:34,510
- don't be an idiot.
- Don't call me a fucking idiot!
581
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,999
Sam...
582
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,260
Don't be an idiot!
583
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:40,340
[WHISPERING]: Come on. Hey.
584
00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:41,720
Come on.
585
00:25:41,730 --> 00:25:43,370
- Sally, I can't choke you.
- Hey, Barry, come on.
586
00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:44,460
- No, just come on.
- It's just one thing...
587
00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:45,900
Come on!
588
00:25:45,910 --> 00:25:47,839
Don't do that. Please, Sally.
589
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,110
It's just something
I'm not capable of...
590
00:25:51,390 --> 00:25:53,340
Come on, you baby.
591
00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:54,769
Hey!
592
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,300
- Don't say that.
- Come on!
593
00:25:56,310 --> 00:25:57,840
What are you doing? Don't do that.
594
00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:59,769
- Come on! Come on!
- Look, Sally...
595
00:25:59,770 --> 00:26:01,720
- Look, I know who you really are, okay?
- Don't touch me!
596
00:26:01,730 --> 00:26:03,490
- You pretend to be this nice guy...
- Stop it. Stop it!
597
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:05,160
- ... but deep down... you're nothing but rotten...
- Stop!
598
00:26:05,170 --> 00:26:06,540
- ... and you like it.
- What is wrong with you?
599
00:26:06,550 --> 00:26:08,050
That's why you're never gonna change
600
00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:10,390
and that's why I'm gonna
fucking leave you!
601
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,940
- Why are you saying that stuff to me?
- Come on! Come on!
602
00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:14,699
- Stop saying that.
- Fucking choke me!
603
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,240
Fucking do it, you fucking pussy!
604
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:18,180
- Fucking do it! Come on!
- Barry, she's helping you.
605
00:26:18,190 --> 00:26:20,930
- Come on! Choke me!
- Stay in the scene with her. Let it out.
606
00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:22,420
Fuck off!
607
00:26:24,110 --> 00:26:25,130
Shit.
608
00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:27,370
Hey, Barry, hey!
609
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:34,250
Hey. Hey! Barry, wait! I'm sorry. Look,
610
00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:36,570
I took it too far, I know. I was
trying to help you with the scene.
611
00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:38,209
- I'm sorry, okay?
- Look, look, I don't know why everybody
612
00:26:38,210 --> 00:26:39,300
wants me to do this, okay?
613
00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:41,050
- I don't want to hurt anybody!
- I know!
614
00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:43,010
I get it. You don't have to
hurt me, it's just acting.
615
00:26:43,030 --> 00:26:45,440
It's just part of the scene,
okay? It was only to...
616
00:26:46,070 --> 00:26:47,820
What?
617
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,070
Hey, Sally.
618
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,620
Hey, Sam.
619
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:01,030
♪ ♪
620
00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:07,150
[WIND WHISTLING]
621
00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:16,590
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
622
00:27:16,610 --> 00:27:21,570
♪ ♪
623
00:27:55,300 --> 00:28:02,570
♪ ♪
624
00:28:33,830 --> 00:28:36,920
FUCHES: You don't think all this
Spy Game stuff is overkill?
625
00:28:36,930 --> 00:28:40,270
No. Just get him here, get him talking,
626
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,560
and I'll do the rest.
627
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,189
You just hit me for the last time, Sam.
628
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,260
Hey, Sally said she didn't
want you seeing that.
629
00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:47,890
No you said you didn't
want me to see it.
630
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,130
Sally, what's wrong?
631
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:50,720
SALLY REED: How do I explain
to people the beatings
632
00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:53,470
- and apologies?
- You don't have to.
633
00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:58,180
Your story is that your
father was abducted
634
00:28:58,190 --> 00:29:00,310
and replaced by aliens?
635
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,110
That's what happened.
636
00:29:02,570 --> 00:29:04,579
I'm having a little trouble with that.
637
00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:06,440
[MUSIC PLAYING]
638
00:29:09,490 --> 00:29:12,950
It's the first time I ever
felt a sense of purpose.
639
00:29:13,650 --> 00:29:15,380
A sense of community.
640
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,480
First time I killed someone
was the best day of my li...
641
00:29:19,490 --> 00:29:21,490
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- [KEYBOARD CLACKING]
642
00:29:22,650 --> 00:29:25,059
We had this idea of, you know,
643
00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:26,840
this thing from your
past that you don't like
644
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:29,040
and how you rewrite it in your head.
645
00:29:29,050 --> 00:29:32,090
And Barry does that and we
kind of illustrate this
646
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,220
in this way of showing
the same flashback
647
00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,630
over and over again.
648
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,890
BARRY BERKMAN: This is not the story
649
00:29:36,910 --> 00:29:38,690
of the first time I took a life,
650
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:40,949
but the first time I saved a life.
651
00:29:40,950 --> 00:29:41,980
He wants to tell a nice story
652
00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:43,920
'cause the first story was so terrible,
653
00:29:43,930 --> 00:29:46,130
and it just gets a little
bit more ridiculous
654
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:48,360
as he's trying to navigate.
655
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:51,130
Okay, so this is the true story
656
00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:53,020
of the moment that changed my life.
657
00:29:53,030 --> 00:29:54,460
ALEC BERG: It's an interesting
thing in human nature
658
00:29:54,470 --> 00:29:58,030
that you rewrite your memories
to favor what you want to be
659
00:29:58,050 --> 00:30:00,139
as opposed [CHUCKLES]
to what you really are.
660
00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:03,810
You were in a war, and
you give us pizzi-caca!
661
00:30:03,820 --> 00:30:06,390
The same with Barry, the
same with Cousineau,
662
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,200
the Sally character is
dealing with her past.
663
00:30:09,210 --> 00:30:11,860
We find out about her ex-husband, Sam.
664
00:30:11,870 --> 00:30:12,870
He choked you?
665
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,480
Oh, yeah, I mean, he was
a total piece of shit.
666
00:30:15,490 --> 00:30:17,740
She Facetimed her friend
to get the real story,
667
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:21,310
but it's just validation for
her version of the story.
668
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,100
She's trying to sort of author the truth
669
00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:25,420
- in that scene where she's like...
- Yeah.
670
00:30:25,430 --> 00:30:27,500
"Right, remember and then
this happened. Remember?"
671
00:30:27,510 --> 00:30:30,079
Yeah, right, but that was
after I told him to fuck off.
672
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,980
Same as Barry, like they're
both doing the same thing...
673
00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:34,820
- Yeah.
- ... which is that idea of like,
674
00:30:34,830 --> 00:30:36,920
"I'm gonna tell my truth,
but it's the version
675
00:30:36,930 --> 00:30:39,420
of the truth that I
feel the best about."
676
00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:40,800
- [CHUCKLES] You know?
- Right.
677
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,840
BERG: When we shot on
that roof, it was like...
678
00:30:43,850 --> 00:30:46,639
- A hundred degrees outside.
- It was so hot.
679
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,700
BILL HADER: Troy, the
actor who plays Akhmal...
680
00:30:48,710 --> 00:30:49,769
AKHMAL: I don't know how to shoot gun!
681
00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:51,550
HADER: When he gets shot
and drops out of frame...
682
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,859
AKHMAL: I got fucking shot!
683
00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:54,840
- The dialogue is all looped.
- Yeah.
684
00:30:54,850 --> 00:30:56,230
What actually you would hear
on the production track
685
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,680
is Alec and I cracking up.
686
00:30:57,690 --> 00:30:59,529
- I think every take we ruined.
- Yeah.
687
00:30:59,530 --> 00:31:01,000
You got good guys right here, man.
688
00:31:01,010 --> 00:31:02,960
Initially, it was, "My guys
are shit," and he goes,
689
00:31:02,970 --> 00:31:04,980
"Well, if we're shit, you're
the king of Shit Mountain."
690
00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:07,329
And then on one take,
Anthony improvised...
691
00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:09,100
Oh, my god, my guys suck
balls, you know it.
692
00:31:09,110 --> 00:31:13,520
And Troy, his line was shi... so
he went, "Well, we suck balls
693
00:31:13,530 --> 00:31:16,110
then you are king of
Suck Balls Mountain!"
694
00:31:16,450 --> 00:31:19,340
And we like lost it, like we had to cut.
695
00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:20,720
- Yeah.
- We all started laughing.
696
00:31:20,730 --> 00:31:22,460
The crew, everyone. And Troy was like,
697
00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:23,900
"I'm sorry, I didn't know what to say!"
698
00:31:23,910 --> 00:31:25,520
And we're like, "No, no, that's it now!"
699
00:31:25,530 --> 00:31:26,860
Like, "That's now just the line."
700
00:31:26,870 --> 00:31:29,540
If I suck balls, you are
king of Suck Balls Mountain!
701
00:31:29,550 --> 00:31:31,440
- NOHO HANK: Shut the fuck up.
- [AKHMAL SCREAMS]
702
00:31:31,450 --> 00:31:33,100
What if I train your guys?
703
00:31:33,110 --> 00:31:34,820
HADER: Tao, one of our writers said,
704
00:31:34,830 --> 00:31:36,440
"What if Barry trained the Chechens?"
705
00:31:36,450 --> 00:31:38,480
These guys are like a
Seal Team Six, huh?
706
00:31:38,490 --> 00:31:39,920
Maybe even like a seven and a half.
707
00:31:39,930 --> 00:31:41,300
HADER: And what he
learns is that it's not
708
00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:43,340
like really a teachable skill,
709
00:31:43,350 --> 00:31:46,560
but then he's seeing that
in this Mayrbek character.
710
00:31:46,570 --> 00:31:49,369
BERG: Yeah, and does Barry
then have a responsibility
711
00:31:49,370 --> 00:31:52,540
not to take this kid down
the same path he went?
712
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,050
FUCHES: So this is how you're
earning a buck now, huh?
713
00:31:56,060 --> 00:31:57,540
Selling sports bras?
714
00:31:57,550 --> 00:31:59,010
I really liked that scene.
715
00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:01,219
Barry and Fuches have
kind of a tearful...
716
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:03,810
- Reunion.
- Reunion in the Lululemon.
717
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:06,720
There is oddly, an honesty
to their relationship.
718
00:32:06,730 --> 00:32:08,500
- Yeah.
- 'Cause he's the only guy
719
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:10,769
on Earth who actually knows
who Barry really is.
720
00:32:10,770 --> 00:32:13,380
Yeah, that's that weird thing
of both things can be true.
721
00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,200
- FUCHES: I got ya.
- Fuches loves Barry,
722
00:32:15,210 --> 00:32:16,510
but he's also using him
723
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,900
and is a bad guy.
724
00:32:18,910 --> 00:32:21,070
- FUCHES: I love you, man.
- BARRY: Thanks, Fuches.