1 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:08,758 (birds chirping) 2 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:12,095 (wind blowing) 3 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:17,475 (quiet footsteps) 4 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,855 Howdy! 5 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,231 Here we go. 6 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:29,529 Understand our, uh, our sons got into a bit of a fight. 7 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,239 Yeah, sure did. 8 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,534 (sighs) I'm sorry I hit you. 9 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:37,746 How do you not know "Call of Duty"? 10 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:40,081 Gotta admit, it's kinda weird he never heard of "Call of Duty." 11 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,833 I mean, game's been around for years. 12 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:44,085 There's, like, 15 versions of it. 13 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,503 Yeah, well, uh, we don't, uh, 14 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:47,797 we don't play video games at our house. 15 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:49,883 But that's okay if y'all do. 16 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,593 That's weird. 17 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,598 Yeah, why don't you, uh, tell him the thing we talked about? 18 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,016 Go on. 19 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,187 I hope... 20 00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:06,357 I hope we can be together next time in harmony. 21 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:11,154 Well, uh, we'll look into that. Come on, pal. 22 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:17,952 Barry: Huh? 23 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:20,538 (birds continue chirping) 24 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:23,458 {\an8}John: I wish Travis was nice to me after I apologized. 25 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,502 {\an8}Barry: Well, you can't control other people, bud. 26 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,170 {\an8}We can only control ourselves. 27 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,798 {\an8}John: The more I think about it, the more I wanna punch him again. 28 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,800 Barry: Yeah, that's called insecurity. 29 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,552 You keep practicing what you just did over there, 30 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:36,679 and you'll grow. 31 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:38,306 You'll be a better person for it. 32 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,350 But even his dad wasn't nice. 33 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,268 I picked up on that. (sighs) 34 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,229 But you didn't see me get mad, did you? 35 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,231 No. 36 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:48,691 I know how you feel, buddy. 37 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:51,986 You know, your dad used to get mad. A lot. 38 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:56,616 But, uh, eventually, I was able to control those feelings, 39 00:01:56,616 --> 00:02:00,328 and then I had you, and I changed. 40 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:02,330 I'm really proud of you. 41 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,749 It's a hard thing that you did. 42 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:08,294 You messed up, but you took responsibility for it. 43 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,881 It's the right way to live. 44 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,717 Barry: Oh, I don't think we have time for that. 45 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,094 John: I think I can do it. 46 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,679 Barry: Let's try it. 47 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,557 Barry: Here we go. Okay, you ready? 48 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,392 (continues, indistinct) 49 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,603 (Sally sighs) 50 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:29,524 (chatter continues) 51 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,359 (metallic clang) 52 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:32,944 (Sally hums) 53 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,864 Barry: Let Dad do that. Let Dad do that. 54 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,031 - Dad'll do it. - John: Okay. 55 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:39,325 Dad's gonna do it. Okay? Here we go. 56 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,871 (Sally continues humming) 57 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,959 - (muffled thud) - Barry: No. Pick it up. Pick it up. 58 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:49,878 Host (on computer): ...his face is the penny, 59 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,213 as well as the $5 bill. 60 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:56,968 Lincoln was born February 12th, 1809, in Kentucky. 61 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,847 His family was very poor and lived 62 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,682 in a one-room log cabin. 63 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,643 Later, when Lincoln was 9 years old, 64 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:08,563 his mother suddenly died. 65 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,485 Stupid bull got up there and got his horn stuck in my bumper. 66 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:16,279 - About pulled it off. - (country music playing) 67 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,740 So now, I gotta replace that, I gotta replace the-- 68 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:21,409 (Southern accent) Here y'all go. Got your breakfast right here. 69 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:24,287 {\an8}- Thank you, Miss Emily. - Now, who needs a warm-up? 70 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,123 {\an8}- I'll take one. - (pouring coffee) 71 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,542 {\an8}Kyle? How you doin' this morning? 72 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:32,629 {\an8}- You enjoying a short stack? - I sure am, Miss Ginny. 73 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:33,838 Oh... 74 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:36,466 (quietly) I'm gonna need a fucking Xanny. 75 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,468 Oh! Mm! 76 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,929 (muffled country music) 77 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:43,306 (exhales) 78 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,475 Oh, hey. Did I tell you? 79 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:49,520 - Amber made cheer squad. - Oh, hey, that's so great. 80 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:53,191 - You must be so proud. - Oh, yeah. We're havin' a big shindig to celebrate. 81 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,902 You should come. We're gonna fry a turkey. 82 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,279 Oh, you know, I'd love to, but... 83 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:01,407 - we got Clark's mom, so... - Oh, well, bring 'em all. 84 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,993 Yeah, I know, but she's, um... 85 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:06,829 She's hooked up to all them machines, 86 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:09,499 and I'm afraid to... 87 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:13,336 - unplug 'em. - Oh, that's fuckin' stressful. 88 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:15,880 Yep. (exhales) 89 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,091 Shit's real stressful. 90 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:22,262 Uh... (exhales) 91 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,056 Bevel told me he jerks off to you. 92 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:29,602 - (cash register clicking) - (indistinct chatter) 93 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,939 Hey, Emily. 94 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:36,025 What are you doin' right now? 95 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,152 Cashing out. 96 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:40,154 (beeping) 97 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:42,240 (bell rings, drawer opens) 98 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,950 - That's cool. - (sighs) 99 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,203 That's really fuckin' cool. 100 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:51,666 Cool. 101 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,382 (shuts register) 102 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,593 Barry (on phone): And apparently, he was a lawyer 103 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:05,513 before he became the president. Did you know that? 104 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,098 Sally: I knew that, yeah. 105 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,559 Barry: I think it's a good thing for John to see that stuff. 106 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:13,187 You know, that, I don't know, despite his circumstances, 107 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:15,940 he could be a lawyer. 108 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,608 Sally: Yeah, no, totally. 109 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:20,862 I think it's great he's learning about all that now. I mean, 110 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:24,991 I don't think I learned about George Washington or Abe Lincoln 111 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,785 till I was much older, so... 112 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:30,496 Barry: Yeah, totally. 113 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,749 What else did you guys learn about? 114 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,710 Barry: You mean, what else did I teach him? 115 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,462 Uh-huh. 116 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,088 Barry: Oh, just basic math. 117 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:41,591 You know, I wanna get into long division... 118 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,676 (barely audible) math stuff, two plus two. 119 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:46,262 Things that, basically, you know, what we could try to do 120 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:49,432 is come up with stuff with, like, division, 121 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,851 things like that. You know, that's what I'm hoping-- 122 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,062 Hey, what do you guys want for dinner? 123 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:59,984 Barry: (sighs) You know what I like about Old Abe? 124 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:04,113 And, uh, it's actually something I relate to 125 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:07,450 which is he had this beautiful combination of, um... 126 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:11,829 What was it? Pragmatism, optimism, and compromise. 127 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,875 Absolutely. I see that. 128 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,461 - No, what you said. Um... - (sighs) 129 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:22,131 - Pragmatism, optimism, and compromise. - And compromise. Yeah. 130 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,467 'Cause I-I think that's the building blocks 131 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,261 of anyone worth his salt. I really do. 132 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,350 And he's now on a penny. 133 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,729 No, he's a real success story, 134 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,439 that Abe Lincoln, 135 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:42,443 'cause he worked hard, and now he's on a penny. 136 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:43,861 (sharp inhale) 137 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:48,116 And a lot of pennies can buy you socks... 138 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,452 um... 139 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:54,288 shoelaces. You use those. (laughs) 140 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:57,625 I've seen you. Um... 141 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,168 hairpins... 142 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:02,338 - He's an intricate part of our life, John. - Mm-hmm. 143 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:05,258 Barry: How's your food, John? 144 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,344 Pretty good, right? Chicken pot pie? 145 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:11,472 - (dishes clinking) - (door shuts) 146 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:13,641 (footsteps approach) 147 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,018 Barry (whispering): You gotta stop drinking at work. 148 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,812 Sally (whispering): I don't drink at work. 149 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,564 Barry: Sally, you came home drunk. 150 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:22,316 Sally: I know, but I didn't drink at work. 151 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:24,777 - (John sighs) - Barry: Okay, but it's gotta stop. 152 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:27,321 - Sally: You drink beer. - Barry: I'm throwing the wine away. 153 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:31,284 - Sally: You drink beer. - Barry: Yeah, I drink beer, and I know when to stop. 154 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,954 Look, you're setting a terrible example for our son. 155 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,498 - You understand? - Sally: I'll stop when you stop. 156 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:40,209 Barry: I'm not horse trading with you, okay? 157 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:44,172 - (quiet rattling) - Now, let's-- let's just try to unwind with no drinks. 158 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:46,674 Please? 159 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:49,051 Please? 160 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,013 Sally, don't answer me with a look. 161 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,933 - (insects chirping) - (wind blowing) 162 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,228 - (upbeat music on computer) - Vlogger: Hey, guys. Today, I'm gonna tell you 163 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:01,647 all the messed-up shit Abraham Lincoln did 164 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,232 that you'll never find in history books. 165 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:06,611 Number six on today's countdown of "Heroes Exposed" 166 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,446 is old Honest Abe. 167 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:12,033 Actress (over headphones): I love Tom, and I think I'm ready to get married. 168 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,367 Natalie: Oh, boy. 169 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:16,245 Marriage is like a... 170 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:17,705 package of jelly beans. 171 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,624 At first, it's fantastic. 172 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:22,376 Strawberry. Watermelon. Grape? (laughs) 173 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:24,545 And then one day, you get black licorice, 174 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,505 and you think to yourself, 175 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:28,257 why did I get these jelly beans? 176 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:30,718 But, Mom, what if I love black licorice? 177 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:34,055 Honey, nobody likes black licorice. 178 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:37,433 (audience laughter) 179 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,313 Minister: The more you focus on your pain, 180 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,524 the more you focus on your pity, 181 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,692 the bigger it gets, 182 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,903 and the more you doubt God. 183 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,990 In moments like this, 184 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:55,785 I think of Daniel in the lion's den. 185 00:08:56,827 --> 00:09:01,082 If Daniel were to focus on those lions, how would he sleep? 186 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,295 He wouldn't! (laughs) 187 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:10,466 He'd be scared to death, waitin' to be eaten alive! 188 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,551 Now, how did he survive? 189 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:17,598 He survived because he focused not on the lions, 190 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,267 but God. 191 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:24,146 See, you can't focus on the pain, the pity, the fear. 192 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:27,858 You focus on what made those lions. God. 193 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:32,363 - God will deliver us. - (Sally sighs) 194 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:37,076 God acts on behalf of those who wait for him. 195 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:43,416 God acts on behalf of those... 196 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,876 who wait for Him. 197 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,214 Peace be with you. 198 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,341 Sally/Barry: And also with you. 199 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:54,468 - Now, give thanks. - (acoustic guitar playing) 200 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:57,722 And may you go in love and peace. 201 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,849 - Peace be with you. - Peace be with you. 202 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,685 - (applause) - Buddy. Peace be with you, pal. 203 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:06,605 {\an8}Look at everything God's given us, John. 204 00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:08,899 {\an8}- It's beautiful. - (wind blowing, birds chirping) 205 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,568 {\an8}We gotta honor it. 206 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,695 {\an8}- You know what I mean? - John: Mm-hmm. 207 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,573 {\an8}Barry: Gotta keep everything on God's land safe. 208 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:19,160 {\an8}Everything from the ants to the giant trees. 209 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,538 {\an8}- John: There's giant trees? - Barry: Oh, yeah. It's nuts. 210 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,543 You know, you gotta honor humans. 211 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:31,005 - You gotta honor Dad. Dad's gotta honor you. - (John chuckles) 212 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:34,300 - John: What about Mom? - Barry: Mom. Sure. 213 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,010 Gotta honor Mom. 214 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,766 - John: She cries a lot. - Barry: Oh, yes. Yes, she does. 215 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,935 But, you know what? Like I've said... 216 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:48,773 there's happy cry, and then there's sad cry 217 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,817 and then there's, uh... Well, there's Mom cry, 218 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,528 - and that can be very loud and scary. - (children laughing) 219 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:57,031 I feel like I have a pretty good way of talking her down. 220 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,241 As long as I'm calm, 221 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,285 and I'm saying, you know, 222 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,871 "You need to stop yelling and you're spitting when you talk." 223 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:07,208 You know, those are things... (voice fading) 224 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,960 Ah. So close. 225 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,924 Alright. 226 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,550 That was a pretty good throw. 227 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,096 Thought you said you didn't know how to play. 228 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,766 You're gettin' the hang of it. 229 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,435 - Maybe a little wild, but you got this. - (John laughs) 230 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,314 Oh yeah. There you go. Now, you got this. 231 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,108 (laughs) Yeah! 232 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,570 Here, you can have this. 233 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,323 You know, you're good enough to play right field. 234 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,825 Yeah? 235 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:44,120 Yeah, so next time your Dad takes a nap, 236 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,496 why don't you come on over to my place, 237 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:48,332 and I can show you how to hit? It's not that hard. 238 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,169 Okay. Thanks. 239 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,379 All good. 240 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,631 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 241 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:59,009 Does your mom wear hair on top of her own hair? 242 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:02,054 (quiet rummaging) 243 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,266 (plastic crinkling) 244 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,356 - Hey, Dad? - Yeah? 245 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,066 Did you get that comforter? 246 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,194 - No. - (plastic crinkling) 247 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,196 My room's cold. 248 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,449 (sighs) 249 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,950 Listen, John, do you know th-the story 250 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,202 of the feeding of the five thousand? 251 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,622 See, wh-what happened was Jesus was in the desert 252 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:31,959 with a bunch of his buddies, about 5,000 of them, 253 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,752 and they were all hungry, 254 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:37,506 and all they had was a piece of fish and a piece of bread. 255 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,175 You know what Jesus did? 256 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,553 He multiplied it all, and he fed all of them. 257 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,183 - So, you did get my comforter? - No. 258 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,851 No, th-the point of the story 259 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,187 is that God gives you exactly what you need. 260 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,774 - And don't whine. - (plastic crinkling) 261 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:59,695 (sighs) Ooh! My Lincoln book. Thank you. 262 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,156 I need that. (sighs) 263 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,754 (sighs) 264 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,886 (kids chattering, cheering on computer) 265 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,180 - (bat hits baseball) - (crowd yelling) 266 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,182 (screams) 267 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,393 (concerned chatter) 268 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,522 Coach: Hey. Hey, Todd! You okay? 269 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,107 Todd, wake up, boy. You okay? 270 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,026 You better call someone. 271 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,695 (clicking, new video starts) 272 00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:45,282 (adults chattering, cheering) 273 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,160 - (pitcher grunts) - (crowd gasps) 274 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,372 Onlooker 1 (on video): Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Noah? Noah! 275 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,374 - Noah! - Onlooker 2: He's not breathing. 276 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,458 Should we call for help? 277 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,670 (quiet footsteps) 278 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,964 John: Mom? 279 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,258 - Mom? - (Sally groans, gasps) 280 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,594 (sighs) John? 281 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:09,431 - What's wrong? - (voice breaking) I don't wanna get killed by a baseball. 282 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:12,935 - Sally: What? Who told you that? - (crying) 283 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,187 John: Daddy. 284 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,356 (sighs) Clark. 285 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,694 (sighs) 286 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,446 - John: Can you come lay with me? - Sally: Clark! 287 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,742 (wind whistling) 288 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,754 (sighs) 289 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,341 (sighs) 290 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,306 (hip-hop music thumping) 291 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,350 - Woo! You better do it! - Nice! 292 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,145 - Sick-ass motherfucker! - (laughs) 293 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,482 Man: Nice car! (laughs) 294 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,610 (indistinct rapping) 295 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,863 (music, rapping continue) 296 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,951 ♪ ♪ 297 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,620 (exhales) 298 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:16,415 (music continues) 299 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,670 Yeah, he's in jail. 300 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,089 Sally: And this is your brother? 301 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,758 Dom, yeah. 302 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,468 - (Bevel sniffs) - Wow. 303 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,888 Did anyone die in the robbery? 304 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,598 Fuckin' teller. 305 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,559 The guy he was robbing the bank with 306 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,354 fuckin' blasted this poor teller. 307 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,234 Well, how'd that make your brother feel? 308 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:48,447 Uh, what do you mean "How did it make him feel?" 309 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,199 (scoffs) 310 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,659 You rob a fuckin' bank, 311 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,536 the probability of someone gettin' jacked is high. 312 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,999 That's hot. 313 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,588 Yeah? 314 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,257 Yeah. 315 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,801 Bevel: Yeah... 316 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,720 You ever done anything like that? 317 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,808 What? Blast some fools? 318 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,518 Sally: 319 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,728 Yeah. 320 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,023 And how did it make you feel? 321 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,777 Uh-- Like a god. 322 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,446 Like a bad boy god? 323 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,115 Uh-huh. 324 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,284 Are you a bad boy? 325 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,122 You know it, girl. 326 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,254 - Gimme your foot. - Sally: What? 327 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,964 Gimme your foot. 328 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,844 No, take your shoe off. 329 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,607 What do you think of that? 330 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,903 Impressive. 331 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:16,326 All I do at night is think about your mouth on my dick. 332 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,496 Hm. Okay. 333 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,082 Like you're sucking it. 334 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,293 No, I got it. 335 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,384 Well, I have to go to the bathroom. 336 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:48,150 (music playing over speakers) 337 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,621 (unzips pants) 338 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,470 (sniffs) 339 00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,224 (sighs) 340 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,393 (Bevel moans) 341 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:26,688 Oh... fuck, girl. 342 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,484 You don't suck this shit now, I'm gonna explode. 343 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,365 (heavy breathing) 344 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,378 (moans) 345 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,258 (grunts) 346 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,802 (heavy breathing) 347 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,888 (grunts) Stop. (gasps) Stop! Stop! 348 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,057 - (Sally panting) - (grunting) 349 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,684 Please... stop! 350 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,353 (banging) 351 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,523 (Sally grunting, struggling) 352 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,405 (panting) 353 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,368 (groans) 354 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,163 (grunts) 355 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:28,125 (panting) 356 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:34,548 I... I won't tell anyone. I won't... 357 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,846 I know. 358 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,600 (gasps, sighs) 359 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,269 (zipping) 360 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,397 (fastening belt) 361 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,860 (gasps) I'm sorry. 362 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,362 No, you're not. 363 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,164 (opens, shuts door) 364 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,224 Barry: (grunts) That looks like it is the last of it. 365 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,353 (sighs) 366 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,855 (wind blowing) 367 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,607 Wait a minute. 368 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,859 What's that over there? 369 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,154 - John: I don't know. - Barry: Why don't you go check it out? 370 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,159 (John running) 371 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,497 (grabs object) 372 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,542 It's got your picture. (panting) 373 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,920 And medals and stuff. 374 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,254 Barry: Wow. 375 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:57,673 Huh. 376 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,675 How'd you find this? I've been looking for this. 377 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,469 You were in war? 378 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,764 (sighs) Well, John... 379 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,309 I was gonna wait to tell you this. 380 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,729 But-- Ooh, let's do this on the swing. 381 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,148 Uh... 382 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,858 Yeah. I was in war. 383 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,695 I was a Marine. 384 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,073 - A soldier? - Yeah. 385 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,159 Marines are the best soldiers. 386 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,997 Some call me Marine. Other people... 387 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,207 Well, they call me a hero, 388 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,501 but I don't like putting labels on things. 389 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,964 You wanna keep that in your room? 390 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,551 You know, I found out some, uh, interesting information 391 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,344 about our buddy Abe Lincoln. 392 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,389 Turns out, 393 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,808 he had a bunch of Native Americans killed. 394 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:52,019 Executed. Yeah. 395 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,648 He also proposed to Black people that they go back to Africa. 396 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,359 (blinds rattling) 397 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,696 Got hundreds of men killed at Shiloh and Antietam. 398 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,991 (deep sigh) 399 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,659 News to me. 400 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,330 Saint Augustin? 401 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,542 The man was addicted to bathhouses, John. 402 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,171 Now, he's, what, third-most googled saint? 403 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,881 Something like that. 404 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,343 (sighs) Gandhi? 405 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,804 The original hippie? Gandhi? 406 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,683 He, uh-- Wait. I read it. 407 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,602 Gandhi, uh, what'd he do? 408 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,562 - (lights click) - Oh yeah. His wife had pneumonia. 409 00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,564 Doctors said, "You gotta give her penicillin," 410 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,816 but he said no because of religious beliefs. 411 00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:43,195 But then, when he got malaria, he said, "Give me the drugs." 412 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,905 Tricky. 413 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,948 (deep sigh) 414 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,658 Tricky legacy. 415 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,870 (insects chirping outside) 416 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,709 (knocking) 417 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,185 - (knocking) - (Sally gasps) 418 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,439 (sighs) Fuck. 419 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,233 Sally: It's the other one, honey. 420 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,944 (mutters, sighs) 421 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,404 (wind blowing) 422 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,450 (cocks gun) 423 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,744 You and John go get in the bathtub. 424 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,299 (heavy breathing) 425 00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:55,016 (creaking) 426 00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:58,228 (insects chirping) 427 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,944 (stair creaks) 428 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,072 (stair creaks) 429 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,721 (barely audible whispering) 430 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,097 (sighs) 431 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:36,308 (whispering, giggling) 432 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:40,520 (running footsteps) 433 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:51,156 (insects continue chirping) 434 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,201 (gentle breathing) 435 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:57,412 (morning birds chirping) 436 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:19,935 - (birds chirping) - (breeze blowing) 437 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:29,527 (heavy breathing) 438 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:47,295 {\an8}(indistinct chatter) 439 00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:50,548 {\an8}(construction equipment grinding) 440 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:58,265 {\an8}(heroic music playing) 441 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:02,143 Epic Narrator: This summer, she's back, 442 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:05,480 and she's looking for vengeance. 443 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,483 "Megagirls 4." 444 00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:10,944 (upbeat music) 445 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,780 And he is incorrigible. 446 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:17,575 "Larry Chowder: The Magical Boy." 447 00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:20,620 (indistinct chatter) 448 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:23,331 (high heels clattering) 449 00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:24,916 (whispers) I'm sorry. I didn't know what to do. 450 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,252 - It's fine. Where is he? - He's over there. 451 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,088 Okay. 452 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,595 - He said he's Gene Cousineau? - That's what he said. 453 00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:39,848 - Did he show you ID? - He didn't have any. 454 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,808 He didn't come in a car. He walked up. 455 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,315 I don't think it's him. 456 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,026 Let me Google image. 457 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,570 {\an8}(keys clacking) 458 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,907 What do you think? 459 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,202 I don't know. Both dudes are old. 460 00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,752 Hi. Where did you come from? 461 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,546 I've been out of the country a long time. 462 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,466 Okay. And who did you wanna speak with? 463 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:18,011 I'd like to talk to the person who runs Warner Brothers. 464 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,679 Okay. About what? 465 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:22,557 Something that's come to my attention recently. 466 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:24,017 And what's that? 467 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,353 I would rather talk to him. 468 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,813 Well, I work for him, so I think you'll need to tell me, 469 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:32,734 - and I'll relay it to him. - Gene: I would feel more comfortable talking to him. 470 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,820 Well, I can't do that. 471 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,030 Why? 472 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,698 Because I don't think you're Gene Cousineau. 473 00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:40,116 Why? 474 00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:43,370 Because he's been missing, presumed dead, for eight years. 475 00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:47,665 If you're planning what I think you're planning, 476 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:50,919 you're gonna want to talk to me. 477 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,758 (sighs) Keep him here. 478 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,931 (lights buzzing) 479 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,266 Clean livin'. My whole life 480 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:08,186 has been a testament to clean livin'. 481 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:12,148 I never touched the alcohol, 482 00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,359 the drugs, crappy food. 483 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,695 (scoffs) Hell, I've been married to the same woman 484 00:28:17,695 --> 00:28:21,282 since I was 18. Years of clean living. 485 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:24,536 You'd think I'd be able to judge people correctly, right? 486 00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:26,496 Yeah. 487 00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:29,416 Well, I thank you, Emily. 488 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:32,252 Oh, hey, that's no problem. 489 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,547 You're a very brave woman. 490 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,007 Most people turn a blind eye, 491 00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,468 especially with a punk like Bevel. 492 00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:43,346 (helicopter flying overhead) 493 00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:44,597 I think what took me in 494 00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:47,392 was how much he reminded me of my grandson. 495 00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:51,604 I thought some honest work 496 00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:54,399 would show him the joys of clean livin'. 497 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,235 - And then-- - He steals from you. 498 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,612 Till tappin' little bastard. 499 00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:01,156 Sally: Mm-hmm. 500 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:04,951 (sighs) Well, you two are angels. 501 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,788 I'll find a replacement soon. 502 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:14,127 - (door opens) - (sighs, laughs) 503 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:17,005 - I'm not surprised. - (door shuts) 504 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,340 I've thought about tapping the till. 505 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,636 But I got such a guilty conscious. 506 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,223 Probably just end up blowin' my fuckin' brains out. 507 00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:32,228 Host: In honor of the finale of "Just Desserts," 508 00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:34,647 we sit down with Natalie Greer, 509 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:38,860 the mind behind a show that defined a generation. 510 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,656 So, we were on patrol, 511 00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:46,242 and we came to this village and two elders were arguing over 512 00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:47,952 who killed the other person's donkey, 513 00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:51,664 which was a typical occurrence over there. 514 00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:54,292 And then, uh, a shot rang out. 515 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,710 (John gasps) 516 00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:58,379 - And do you know who was shot? - Who? 517 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:01,341 Albert. 518 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,052 - Your best friend? - Yeah. 519 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,386 (Barry sighs) 520 00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:07,680 And I heard them shout my name. 521 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,392 "Medic! Medic! Get up here!" 522 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,936 So, I ran up there, and when I found him, 523 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:15,230 he was all messed up. He looked terrible. 524 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,066 And they told me, they said, "Clark, he's a goner." 525 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,984 And I said, 526 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,694 "Not on my watch." 527 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,239 And I patched him up. 528 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,116 And I saved his life. 529 00:30:27,825 --> 00:30:29,911 Did you kill the guys who shot him? 530 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:32,956 No, no, no. 531 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:35,250 No, my job was to protect our boys. 532 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,170 Just like I'm protecting you, John. 533 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,965 (Barry sighs) 534 00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:45,593 - I love you so much, Dad. - Oh... 535 00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,262 I love you, too. 536 00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,806 I love you too, buddy. 537 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:54,018 But it's just so crazy to have gone 538 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,271 from, like, being a chubby little kid 539 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,565 who loves cupcakes to then, all of a sudden, 540 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,900 you know, the President of the United States 541 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:04,320 is quoting our show at the State of the Union. 542 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,781 Like, how did-- how did we get this lucky, you know? 543 00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:09,784 - Like, we're so lucky. - (sighs) 544 00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:12,203 Do you know that we almost fired you season two? 545 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,746 - (notification chimes) - (laughs) Really? 546 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:16,457 {\an8}Yes! Because you weren't good yet, you know? 547 00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:19,794 {\an8}- Y-You were a kid, so you were bad, but... - (laughs) 548 00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:21,504 Sally: Barry! 549 00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:25,300 - Who's Barry? - Shh. 550 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,971 - What? - (heavy breathing) 551 00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:35,101 Sally: They're making a movie about us. 552 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:39,022 (heavy breathing) 553 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:45,528 I'm gonna have to kill Cousineau. 554 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:49,282 (dark music playing) 555 00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:52,452 ♪ ♪ 556 00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:53,554 ♪ ♪