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(fan humming, clicking)

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(switch clicks)
(fan stops)

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(sighs)

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(sighs)

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♪ ♪

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(snoring)
(jet engines humming)

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♪ ♪

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(TV playing indistinctly)

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(engine revving)

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(wind blowing)

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♪ ♪

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Man:
Barry.

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Barry. Barry.
Wake up, buddy.

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Fuches?
Hey.

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How long have you
been watching me sleep?

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The money
from the Rochester job
just cleared.

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One less bad guy
in the world.

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Nice work,
as usual, Barry.

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Oh, well, he was in bed,
so it wasn't work exactly.

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Then why did
it take two days?

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Uh, I was doing recon.
Ah.

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To make it clean.

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Or... were you laying
around the hotel room

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like in Sioux Falls last month
or St. Paul before that?

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Look, these extra expenses,
they add up, Barry.

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Okay.
All right.

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Oh, God. I'm worried
about you, buddy.

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This shit heap looks
like the old Barry,

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before he had a purpose.

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Barry: No. No, no.
I think I'm just
burned out.

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You know?
Maybe I need a break.

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Hey, you know
what I think?
What?

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I think what we should do is
shake things up a little bit.

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You know,
so instead of burning
another small-town hood

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in some snowed-in,
rust-belt shithole,

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what do you say
to a little trip out

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to sunny
Los Angeles?

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You came here
to give me an assignment?

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It's the Chechen mob.
Come here.

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A guy by the name
of Goran Pazar needs

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an outsider to handle
something embarrassing.

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It's great money.

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Get us a lot closer
to where we need to be

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to hang it all up someday.

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When do you think
that'll be?

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The plane for LA leaves
in four hours.

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I will have
a car waiting for you
at the Ontario airport.

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Ontario? Wait.
Isn't that, like,
a two-hour drive?

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(laughs)
You can't just, you know,
fly into LAX.

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You gotta cover
our tracks, right?

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Why? Because it's cheaper or--
Fuches:
Because it is smarter, Barry.

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(door opens, closes)
How much cheaper was it?
(mutters)

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(theme music playing)

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(jet engine humming)

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(on voice mail)
Hey, Barry. Fuches.
Probably still on the plane,

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but welcome
to California, buddy.

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Hey, my guy said he left
the car in space 408.

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I told him
you were my best guy,
so he should hook you up.

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He said the car is "dope,"
so enjoy that, buddy.

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When you meet Goran,
don't be afraid
to sell yourself.

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Remember
that liquor distributor

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in Canton you stabbed
in the nut?

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I think Gordon's
the kind of man

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who would find something
like that intriguing.
(car honks)

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So work it
into the conversation

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to make him aware that,
you know, you'll go there.

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(motorcycle engines roar)
Oh, fucking--
Fucking dick!

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Hey, man!
You must be Barry!

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I'm NoHo Hank.

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I trust the flight
was good, no?

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Are you hungry?

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I mean, do you want
a submarine sandwich.

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If you're thirsty,
we've got juice boxes,

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Hawaiian Punch,
or maybe beer
or something.

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So, we're gonna
do this outside,
if that's okay.

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His daughter has
some friends over, huh?

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They're watching
their Jessie.

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Jessie (on TV):
Why? Did the bowling alley
run out of shoe freshener?

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We haven't been
in LA long,

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but we've made
a lot of progress:

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the harbors,
identity theft,

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meth, 99 Cent Stores.
(keyboard clacking)

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Business has been
going great.

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Recently,
personal matters
cropped up,

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which needs
to be kept separate
from the business.

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So, we called you.

87
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This is Ryan Madison.
He's a physical trainer
in Silver Lake.

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He works
with Goran's wife, Oksana.

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They've been training
together for--

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What do you think?

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What do you think?
Two? Two, three months?

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Hmm? Yeah?

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Over the past few weeks,
these sessions became
more frequent.

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Goran asked me
to follow her,

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and I became aware
that they were taking up

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at a Holiday Inn
in Studio City.

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I snuck a lipstick camera,

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similar to this one,
in the room,

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and got... this.

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Oksana:
Harder! Oh, harder!

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Oh! Oh!

102
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Why would I want
to see this?

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Turn that off.

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Turn it off!
Come on.

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I wanted to give him
the whole--

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He gets it. You already said
they are taking up in hotel.

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Why show footage?
Noho Hank: It's important
for him to know!

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You are just
impressed with yourself
for planting camera.

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I am not-- Okay.
Trash that footage.

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So, you guys
want him gone?
Both: Yes.

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Good. Okay.
We pay you--

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No, you don't pay me anything.
Fuches takes care of the money.

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I just need
his name and address,

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and it'll be done
in a couple of days.

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That sounds good.
Barry:
All right.

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Now, there's
a lot of ways I can, uh,

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(sighs)
do this for you. Um...

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One of them...

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is I could stab him in the nut.

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That's something
I-- I did once,

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and I am...
very comfortable
doing it again.

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What?
Or not.

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Why?
Forget about it.

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Who would want this?
Can't you just shoot him?

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Yeah. No, I--
Because being shot
is very painful.

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Have you ever been shot?
Huh! I have.

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It's, like, crazy painful.
Anything is better
than stabbing guy in nut.

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I'll shoot him.
I'll shoot him.
I'll shoot him.

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Okay. Goran...

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I think he's going
to shoot him.

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(door chimes)
Woman: Thanks.
Have a nice day.

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♪ ♪

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No silencer.
Thanks, Fuches.

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♪ ♪
(no discernible dialog)

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(newswoman speaking
indistinctly over radio)

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♪ ♪

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(fan belt squeaking)

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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(engine and radio stop)

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(jet passing overhead)

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(sighs)

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Woman:
Fuck you too!
Fuck you too!

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Don't you fucking
call me lady!

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Don't you
fucking call me lady,
you fucking asshole!

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You motherfucker!
Fuck you too!

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Don't you fucking
call me lady!

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Fuck you too!

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Who are you?
What are you doing out here?

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Shit. I lost my place.
Damn it.

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00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:03,769
(door opens)
Sally! He's ready
for you.

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00:09:04,976 --> 00:09:06,644
Shit!

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00:09:06,644 --> 00:09:09,101
Oh my God.
Thanks a lot.

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00:09:09,101 --> 00:09:11,684
(door opens, closes)

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Man:
Strong... strong stuff
you got here.

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Boy. Oh.

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What you got wrong with you,
you need all this stuff?

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Sally:
You motherfucker.
Man: What?

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You fucking asshole.
Who the fuck are you?

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00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,811
Who the fuck
do you think you are?

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Please, lady,
why don't you just
try to calm down?

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Man 2:
Bullshit!

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Bullshit!
It's false, Sally.

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I-- look, I-- I know.

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I-- I got
thrown off right before
I was about to go on.

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I was outside
going over--
Excuse me.

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I don't give a shit.

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Even your excuses
are false.

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You're up there,
you're stinking up
my stage, babe.

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What the fuck
do you want?

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Um...
the prescriptions.

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Not Linda. You.

174
00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:02,811
Little Sally Reed
from Joplin, Missouri.

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00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,894
What do you want?

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00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:10,019
To be an actress?
Again, I don't believe you.

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00:10:12,393 --> 00:10:14,309
It's all I ever wanted
in the whole world.

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00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:18,101
Oh, really?
Except you don't think
you're gonna make it, do you?

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00:10:18,101 --> 00:10:19,726
I mean, that's
what you told me.

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00:10:19,726 --> 00:10:22,644
Oh yeah.
Last week,

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she takes me out
for a cup of coffee after class,

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starts to cry,
snot running down her nose.

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00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,559
All of a sudden she said,
"I'm not gonna make it."

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I'm telling you,
I was embarrassed.

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00:10:32,684 --> 00:10:36,309
It was pathetic.
Here is a person
who's spending her money,

186
00:10:36,309 --> 00:10:38,601
she doesn't have
any talent whatsoever.

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00:10:38,601 --> 00:10:41,393
This chick shouldn't
even be in this class!

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I cannot believe--
That is not fair, Gene!

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(softly) Don't think.
Just finish the scene.

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00:10:54,061 --> 00:10:55,851
Don't you call me lady.

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00:10:55,851 --> 00:10:58,476
I come in here,
I give these things to you,

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you-- you check--
I'm sick!

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00:11:00,811 --> 00:11:04,351
I have sickness all around me,
and you fucking ask me my life?

194
00:11:04,351 --> 00:11:07,268
Have you seen death
in your bed? In your house?

195
00:11:07,268 --> 00:11:09,309
And then I'm asked
fucking questions?

196
00:11:09,309 --> 00:11:13,019
"What's wrong?"
Suck my dick!

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00:11:13,019 --> 00:11:14,393
That's what's wrong!

198
00:11:15,434 --> 00:11:16,769
(weakly)
Shame on you.

199
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,268
Shame on you.

200
00:11:21,976 --> 00:11:23,434
(sniffles)

201
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,684
Suck my dick.

202
00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:34,519
End scene.

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00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,476
(applause)

204
00:11:36,476 --> 00:11:38,476
(students whooping)

205
00:11:38,476 --> 00:11:41,061
(excited chatter)

206
00:11:41,061 --> 00:11:44,309
Okay, you know that
I had to do that, right?
Mm-hmm.

207
00:11:44,309 --> 00:11:46,476
You know I love you. Mmm.
(Sally giggles)

208
00:11:46,476 --> 00:11:50,644
All right.
That... was something.

209
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:53,976
Now, as beautiful Sally
just demonstrated,

210
00:11:53,976 --> 00:11:56,601
that's what
this class is about: Life!

211
00:11:56,601 --> 00:11:59,226
I want you
to create a life

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00:11:59,226 --> 00:12:00,811
right here on this stage.

213
00:12:00,811 --> 00:12:05,226
I mean, we're not here
studying some fucking
TV commercial acting.

214
00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:07,726
That's not why
you came to LA, is it?

215
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:11,184
You didn't move
all the way across
the country for that!

216
00:12:11,184 --> 00:12:12,976
This is the theater.

217
00:12:14,184 --> 00:12:16,684
Now, let's give her
another round.

218
00:12:16,684 --> 00:12:18,559
She deserves the praise.
(giggles)

219
00:12:20,061 --> 00:12:22,351
Man:
Hey, man. Are you
new to this class?

220
00:12:22,351 --> 00:12:24,351
I haven't seen you before.
I'm Ryan, Ryan Madison.

221
00:12:24,351 --> 00:12:26,351
Listen, I was supposed
to put up a scene
with Mike Kennedy,

222
00:12:26,351 --> 00:12:29,226
but he got a catering gig.
So, could you help me out?

223
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,601
Gene:
Ryan, you're up.
Uh...

224
00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:34,184
Where's Kennedy?
Ryan:
He's not here.

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00:12:35,309 --> 00:12:36,976
But I'm gonna do
the scene with him.

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00:12:36,976 --> 00:12:38,976
♪ ♪

227
00:12:40,184 --> 00:12:43,811
Grab a seat there, boy.
Grab yourself an egg roll.

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00:12:43,811 --> 00:12:46,519
We got everything here
from a diddle-eyed Joe to a...

229
00:12:46,519 --> 00:12:49,559
damned-if-I-know.
(chuckles)

230
00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:52,268
Mean you ate before
you came on down here?
All full? Is that it?

231
00:12:52,268 --> 00:12:54,811
Nah, I don't think so.

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00:12:54,811 --> 00:12:56,684
I think you're too scared
to be eating.

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00:12:56,684 --> 00:12:58,601
See, you ain't
even sat down yet.

234
00:12:58,601 --> 00:13:00,894
On that TV over there,
since you been in the room,

235
00:13:00,894 --> 00:13:02,894
is a woman
with her titties
hanging out.

236
00:13:02,894 --> 00:13:04,559
Now, I know I'm pretty,

237
00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:08,226
but I ain't as pretty
as a couple of titties.

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(flatly)
"What's in that envelope
is for my peace of mind.

239
00:13:15,726 --> 00:13:17,226
"My peace of mind
is worth that much,

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00:13:17,226 --> 00:13:19,061
not one penny more.
Not one penny more."

241
00:13:20,019 --> 00:13:22,226
(Ryan chuckles,
smacks lips)

242
00:13:26,519 --> 00:13:27,726
It's empty.

243
00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:31,769
(clattering)

244
00:13:34,894 --> 00:13:37,101
End scene!

245
00:13:37,101 --> 00:13:39,936
(applause, cheering)

246
00:13:39,936 --> 00:13:41,601
♪ ♪

247
00:13:56,684 --> 00:13:57,769
Who are you?

248
00:13:58,811 --> 00:14:00,811
I'm Barry.
Barry what?

249
00:14:02,601 --> 00:14:04,434
Berkman.
Gene:
Well, Barry Berkman,

250
00:14:04,434 --> 00:14:06,644
you just used up
your one free audit class.

251
00:14:06,644 --> 00:14:09,811
You want to be here on Thursday,
you better prepare a monologue.

252
00:14:09,811 --> 00:14:11,143
You understand?

253
00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:16,476
Wow.

254
00:14:17,811 --> 00:14:19,351
Okay, who's next?

255
00:14:19,351 --> 00:14:21,476
♪ ♪

256
00:14:23,309 --> 00:14:25,519
(voices chattering)

257
00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:27,894
Man: Or have a fan.
Woman:
Yeah, me too.

258
00:14:27,894 --> 00:14:29,434
Man:
Or fans, multiple.

259
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:31,184
Hey. Hey. Barry?

260
00:14:31,184 --> 00:14:33,351
Hey, I just--
I wanted to say sorry

261
00:14:33,351 --> 00:14:34,559
for snapping
at you back there.

262
00:14:34,559 --> 00:14:36,519
I-I-- I didn't realize
you were an actor.

263
00:14:36,519 --> 00:14:37,644
Oh, I'm--
I'm not an actor.

264
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,061
What are you gonna do
for your monologue?

265
00:14:39,061 --> 00:14:40,726
I did the scene
from The Blind Side,

266
00:14:40,726 --> 00:14:42,936
you know, the one
where Sandy Bullock
interrupts football practice?

267
00:14:42,936 --> 00:14:45,519
(Southern accent)
"This team is your family!
You protect his blind side!"

268
00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:47,268
Do you remember that?
It won her an Oscar.

269
00:14:48,894 --> 00:14:52,309
I'm not doing a monologue.
What would be
a good monologue for you?

270
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:55,309
Let's go brainstorm.
A bunch of us are going
to Residuals.

271
00:14:57,351 --> 00:14:58,684
What's Residuals?

272
00:14:58,684 --> 00:15:02,101
(rock music playing)

273
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,268
What if you did Robert Duvall
from Tender Mercies?

274
00:15:04,268 --> 00:15:06,184
Oh, yes, yes, the one
where he's talking
with his daughter.

275
00:15:06,184 --> 00:15:08,851
You should totally do that.
Or-- or Brad Pitt
from Fight Club.

276
00:15:08,851 --> 00:15:10,226
Oh, I love that, yes.

277
00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:12,351
You know, to me
the most important thing
is honesty,

278
00:15:12,351 --> 00:15:14,184
like, whatever
you can bring
your truth to.

279
00:15:14,184 --> 00:15:17,019
Wait. What is that
Kevin Spacey movie?

280
00:15:17,019 --> 00:15:19,143
You know, the one
where he's the bad guy,
he's got the limp?

281
00:15:19,143 --> 00:15:20,351
Oh! Oh my God,
Usual Suspects.

282
00:15:20,351 --> 00:15:22,519
Indian guy. In-- India.
Oh, Indiana Jones?

283
00:15:22,519 --> 00:15:24,101
It's Usual Suspects.
American Beauty.

284
00:15:24,101 --> 00:15:25,351
K-Pax.
K-Pax.

285
00:15:25,351 --> 00:15:27,434
Usual Suspects.
Did you just
move here, Barry?

286
00:15:27,434 --> 00:15:29,309
Uh, yeah, from Cleveland.
Sally:
Huh.

287
00:15:29,309 --> 00:15:31,644
Ooh, cool. Welcome
to Los Angeles.

288
00:15:31,644 --> 00:15:33,019
Oh, are you--
are you from LA?

289
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,769
Nobody's actually
from LA, Barry.

290
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,268
Oh, I am though,
remember? 'Cause--

291
00:15:37,268 --> 00:15:39,226
Nick is from Florida.
Go Gators.

292
00:15:39,226 --> 00:15:41,019
Sally:
Jermaine is from...
Denver.

293
00:15:41,019 --> 00:15:44,268
Denver, and Antonio here,
he's from...

294
00:15:44,268 --> 00:15:45,894
Puerto Rico.
...Puerto Rico.

295
00:15:45,894 --> 00:15:48,061
Yeah, he just booked CSI.
Antonio:
It's true.

296
00:15:48,061 --> 00:15:51,061
I'm playing
a dead body
on that show.

297
00:15:51,061 --> 00:15:53,268
Next time,
I'm gonna play
somebody who's alive.

298
00:15:53,268 --> 00:15:55,309
Others: Yes.
Sally:
Yes! Yeah, you will!

299
00:15:55,309 --> 00:15:57,434
It's about talent
for sure,

300
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,726
but mostly
it's about passion.

301
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,851
I mean, do you think
Meryl Streep and Kaley Cuoco
became stars

302
00:16:01,851 --> 00:16:03,434
just because they're
the best?
Yes.

303
00:16:03,434 --> 00:16:06,851
No. It's because
they wanted it the most.
No. It's because-- most.

304
00:16:06,851 --> 00:16:08,726
Look, there's always
a million reasons

305
00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:10,726
not to do something, Barry.

306
00:16:10,726 --> 00:16:12,811
But if you want it...

307
00:16:12,811 --> 00:16:14,851
go for it. Mmm!

308
00:16:14,851 --> 00:16:16,936
My girlfriend
dates a manager
at The Standard,

309
00:16:16,936 --> 00:16:18,268
so if you have
bartending experience

310
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,268
or lie and say you do,
I can get you a job there.

311
00:16:20,268 --> 00:16:23,019
Oh, I have a job. Sales.

312
00:16:23,019 --> 00:16:24,268
Auto parts.

313
00:16:24,268 --> 00:16:25,309
Sally: Huh.
Sasha: Ah.

314
00:16:25,309 --> 00:16:26,644
That's cool.
Different.

315
00:16:26,644 --> 00:16:29,476
Mmm! Oh my God!
I don't have a job.

316
00:16:29,476 --> 00:16:31,851
Look at Lydia.
She's out there
all by herself.

317
00:16:31,851 --> 00:16:34,143
(electro-pop music playing)

318
00:16:34,143 --> 00:16:35,726
Aw! Okay.
Come on.
Let's go dance.

319
00:16:35,726 --> 00:16:37,769
Okay.
Oh, I-- I don't dance.

320
00:16:37,769 --> 00:16:40,976
Bullshit. Yeah, you do.
I can tell you want to dance.

321
00:16:40,976 --> 00:16:42,184
♪ Is easily... ♪

322
00:16:42,184 --> 00:16:45,268
Okay. No pressure.
You'll know where to find me.

323
00:16:45,268 --> 00:16:49,851
♪ Why can't you say to me ♪

324
00:16:49,851 --> 00:16:54,143
♪ I mean something to you? ♪

325
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,268
♪ 'Cause you think
I'm living it ♪

326
00:16:56,268 --> 00:16:59,434
♪ Living it,
living it, living it up ♪

327
00:17:02,226 --> 00:17:04,727
♪ In the spotlight ♪

328
00:17:04,727 --> 00:17:06,309
♪ You think I'm living it ♪

329
00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:09,309
♪ Living it, living it,
living it up ♪

330
00:17:12,019 --> 00:17:14,727
♪ It's a lie, lie ♪

331
00:17:14,727 --> 00:17:16,894
Ryan (chants):
Barry Berkman.

332
00:17:16,894 --> 00:17:18,227
(pounds table rhythmically)

333
00:17:18,227 --> 00:17:19,852
Barry Berkman!

334
00:17:21,102 --> 00:17:23,227
You gotta change that name.

335
00:17:23,227 --> 00:17:25,519
Mmm.
I changed my name.

336
00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:27,810
(whispers)
My real name's
Richard Krempf.

337
00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:29,019
♪ Give me a warning ♪

338
00:17:29,019 --> 00:17:31,559
Ryan Madison sounds
way cooler.

339
00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:34,519
Barry Berkman.
It's too plain.

340
00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:36,393
You sound like
an accountant or something.

341
00:17:36,393 --> 00:17:38,935
You want something
people can remember.

342
00:17:38,935 --> 00:17:42,852
♪ That this is
the thing you do,
do to me ♪

343
00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:44,519
I got the perfect
stage name for you.

344
00:17:44,519 --> 00:17:47,143
What?
Mmm.

345
00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:50,519
Barry...

346
00:17:51,894 --> 00:17:52,894
Block.

347
00:17:54,019 --> 00:17:55,393
Barry Block?
Yeah.

348
00:17:55,393 --> 00:17:57,644
I don't get it.
Yeah, 'cause when
I look at you,

349
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,519
I think of a block.

350
00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,684
Hey, Barry. Hey.

351
00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,143
Hey.
Yeah?

352
00:18:04,143 --> 00:18:06,977
Can you drive him home?
He has, like, seven DUIs.

353
00:18:06,977 --> 00:18:08,268
♪ I don't care what you say ♪

354
00:18:08,268 --> 00:18:10,019
Sure.
Good night.

355
00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:11,894
Looking forward
to your monologue.

356
00:18:11,894 --> 00:18:13,935
♪ When the time's right ♪

357
00:18:13,935 --> 00:18:15,393
♪ You think I'm living it ♪

358
00:18:15,393 --> 00:18:18,352
♪ Living it, living it,
living it up ♪

359
00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:23,559
What? Come on.
You've gotta take
this class, bro.

360
00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:26,559
I-I-I--
I don't think I can.

361
00:18:26,559 --> 00:18:27,769
It's not that hard. Here.

362
00:18:29,102 --> 00:18:31,684
Look, it's all in the book.

363
00:18:31,684 --> 00:18:34,602
This is your new bible.
Gene's teaching's
changed my life.

364
00:18:34,602 --> 00:18:37,935
So, y-- you go home,
you google "great monologues,"

365
00:18:37,935 --> 00:18:41,935
you choose one,
and I'll help you prepare it
before tomorrow.

366
00:18:41,935 --> 00:18:43,559
You're gonna help me
with my audition?

367
00:18:43,559 --> 00:18:45,684
(chuckles)
Why?

368
00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:48,227
Uh, you're
my scene partner, bro.

369
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,935
We rocked it out today.
You were so chill.

370
00:18:50,935 --> 00:18:52,434
You just let me do my thing.

371
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:54,227
You're a very generous
performer.

372
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,684
I am?
Totally.

373
00:18:58,727 --> 00:19:02,769
So, I will
see you tomorrow,
scene partner.

374
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,309
Oh.

375
00:19:06,477 --> 00:19:07,602
Mm!

376
00:19:07,602 --> 00:19:10,143
(camera whirring)

377
00:19:10,143 --> 00:19:12,268
(beeping)

378
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,852
What the fuck?
(car door opens)

379
00:19:15,852 --> 00:19:17,268
Hey!
(engine starts)

380
00:19:17,268 --> 00:19:20,602
Ryan Madison!
Barry Block!

381
00:19:23,143 --> 00:19:24,810
What the fuck?

382
00:19:26,769 --> 00:19:28,434
They were hugging.

383
00:19:29,684 --> 00:19:32,434
(phone buzzing)

384
00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:39,602
Hey, Fuches.
Fuches (on phone):
Hey, buddy.

385
00:19:39,602 --> 00:19:40,769
I'm outside.
Open up.

386
00:19:41,935 --> 00:19:43,434
You're here?

387
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,102
So...

388
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:50,060
this NoHo Hank,
guy wakes me up last night,

389
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:53,602
says you and your mark
were hugging?

390
00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:56,477
They saw that?
Oh yeah.

391
00:19:56,477 --> 00:19:58,977
Look, look, look,
something really,
really cool happened.

392
00:19:58,977 --> 00:20:00,477
Okay?
Okay.

393
00:20:00,477 --> 00:20:01,894
I followed Ryan yesterday,

394
00:20:01,894 --> 00:20:04,644
and he went to this theater
to take an acting class,

395
00:20:04,644 --> 00:20:07,852
and I ended up
doing a scene with him
from True Romance.

396
00:20:07,852 --> 00:20:11,143
True Romance  is a movie.

397
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:14,393
Yeah, it's LA theater,
so I guess all the scenes
they do are from movies.

398
00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:16,769
The point is,
I was really good.

399
00:20:16,769 --> 00:20:19,769
And afterwards,
I hung out with all of them.

400
00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:22,477
Them?
The acting class,
and they're super nice.

401
00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:25,143
The whole class?
Including the guy
you were supposed to burn?

402
00:20:25,143 --> 00:20:27,727
Ryan Madison, yeah.
No, he's a great dude.

403
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,019
And I don't know.
They just made me feel

404
00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:31,810
really good
about myself, you know?

405
00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:35,894
And, uh, you know how
you and I talk all the time
about my purpose?

406
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:39,977
You think acting
could be your purpose?

407
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:43,268
I don't know.
I just-- I don't--
I just feel really motivated

408
00:20:43,268 --> 00:20:45,352
right now or something like--
it made me feel really good.

409
00:20:45,352 --> 00:20:47,894
Okay, but what about
what we do together, Barry?

410
00:20:47,894 --> 00:20:49,810
Well, you know, they told me
a very small percentage

411
00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:51,852
of actors actually
make a living acting,

412
00:20:51,852 --> 00:20:53,644
you know, so most
of them have day jobs,
Yeah.

413
00:20:53,644 --> 00:20:56,019
so I just figured,
you know, I do night hits

414
00:20:56,019 --> 00:20:58,352
or something, just--
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Sit. Sit.

415
00:20:58,352 --> 00:21:00,894
Okay.
Now, Barry,

416
00:21:00,894 --> 00:21:06,393
acting is a very
face-forward type
of job. It...

417
00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:14,559
It's a direct conflict
to being someone who
anonymously kills people.

418
00:21:14,559 --> 00:21:18,727
You want to have
a hobby or something,
you could take up... painting.

419
00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:20,644
Well...
Hitler painted.
(chuckles)

420
00:21:20,644 --> 00:21:24,143
John Wayne Gacy painted.
It's a good, solid hobby.

421
00:21:24,143 --> 00:21:26,227
Never got in the way
of what they were doing.

422
00:21:26,227 --> 00:21:27,602
These are
professional actors,

423
00:21:27,602 --> 00:21:30,559
and they're the real deal,
and they say I got something.

424
00:21:30,559 --> 00:21:33,227
No, I-- I get it, I get it,
but I think you gotta think
this thing through.

425
00:21:33,227 --> 00:21:35,644
I mean, you wanna--
you wanna go out there
and try to burn a guy,

426
00:21:35,644 --> 00:21:39,352
and have him say,
"Hey! There's the guy
from the chicken commercial!"

427
00:21:39,352 --> 00:21:41,727
I don't know
if I'd do commercials.

428
00:21:41,727 --> 00:21:44,060
(sighs)
Barry,

429
00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:46,977
when you decided
to do this for a living,

430
00:21:46,977 --> 00:21:50,227
you closed the door
on being able to do
anything else.

431
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,894
You're a killer, Barry.
You kill the bad guys.

432
00:21:53,894 --> 00:21:56,102
Yeah, but this Ryan guy
wasn't a bad guy.
No, no, no.

433
00:21:56,102 --> 00:21:58,102
He lent me a book. He's--
Stop thinking.

434
00:21:58,102 --> 00:22:00,769
Kill Ryan.
These Chechens are

435
00:22:00,769 --> 00:22:02,644
the scariest people
I have ever worked with,

436
00:22:02,644 --> 00:22:05,102
and they're talking
about taking you off this job.

437
00:22:06,935 --> 00:22:09,769
Off the job?
(laughs) I'm sorry,
but I don't feel like...

438
00:22:10,727 --> 00:22:12,602
dying over
some wannabe actor.

439
00:22:14,977 --> 00:22:16,602
Yeah. No, yeah.

440
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,227
This is what you do.

441
00:22:18,227 --> 00:22:20,268
This is all you do.

442
00:22:21,477 --> 00:22:23,434
Do you understand?

443
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,268
Yeah.

444
00:22:26,268 --> 00:22:28,060
Okay, good.
(sighs)

445
00:22:35,102 --> 00:22:39,810
♪ ♪

446
00:22:42,019 --> 00:22:44,852
(chattering)

447
00:22:48,810 --> 00:22:52,102
♪ ♪
(voices fade)

448
00:22:56,019 --> 00:22:58,102
(no discernible dialog)

449
00:23:07,935 --> 00:23:09,810
(engine starts)

450
00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:12,019
(fan belt squeaking)

451
00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:15,309
(car alarm chirps)

452
00:23:24,727 --> 00:23:26,227
(engine stops)

453
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:34,434
Hey, Mr. Cousineau.
You weren't in class today.

454
00:23:34,434 --> 00:23:36,852
Yeah, I know, I know.
Ryan was very upset.

455
00:23:36,852 --> 00:23:39,019
Yeah, no, I, uh--
I gotta leave town.

456
00:23:39,019 --> 00:23:40,935
I'm so sorry to hear that.

457
00:23:40,935 --> 00:23:43,519
Hey, Mr. Cousineau,
I was wondering, um...

458
00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:47,019
do you think
I was good enough
to be in your class?

459
00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:51,393
No, Barry, I don't.

460
00:23:52,894 --> 00:23:55,019
What you did was dog shit.

461
00:23:55,019 --> 00:23:57,519
I mean, really,
really awful.

462
00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,184
"Dumb acting" I call it.
Do you know why?

463
00:24:01,644 --> 00:24:04,227
Because acting is truth,

464
00:24:04,227 --> 00:24:06,894
and I saw no truth.

465
00:24:06,894 --> 00:24:09,019
So, here's
my advice to you:

466
00:24:09,019 --> 00:24:12,434
You go back to whatever nook
of the world you call home,

467
00:24:12,434 --> 00:24:14,852
and you do whatever
it is you're good at,

468
00:24:14,852 --> 00:24:18,060
because this...
is not it.

469
00:24:19,309 --> 00:24:20,935
You wanna know
what I'm good at?

470
00:24:22,184 --> 00:24:24,727
I'm good
at killing people.
Hmm.

471
00:24:27,227 --> 00:24:29,519
Yeah, when I got back
from Afghanistan, I, uh...

472
00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:31,894
I was really depressed,
you know?

473
00:24:31,894 --> 00:24:34,184
I didn't leave my house
for months, and...

474
00:24:34,184 --> 00:24:37,519
this friend
of my dad's, he's, uh--
he's like an uncle to me.

475
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:40,434
He, uh... he helped me out,
and he gave me a purpose.

476
00:24:42,268 --> 00:24:43,894
He told me that...

477
00:24:43,894 --> 00:24:46,268
that what
I was good at over there
could be useful here.

478
00:24:47,434 --> 00:24:50,268
And, uh... it's a job.

479
00:24:51,184 --> 00:24:52,935
You know?
The money's good,

480
00:24:52,935 --> 00:24:55,935
and these people I take out,
like, they're...

481
00:24:55,935 --> 00:24:57,559
they're bad people.
You know?

482
00:24:57,559 --> 00:24:59,602
Like they're pieces
of shit. Um...

483
00:24:59,602 --> 00:25:01,769
(sighs)

484
00:25:01,769 --> 00:25:03,602
But, lately,
you know, I've--

485
00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:05,644
like, I'm not sleeping,
and, uh...

486
00:25:08,352 --> 00:25:10,894
that depressed feeling
is back, you know?

487
00:25:13,184 --> 00:25:18,309
Like-- like, I know
there's more to me...
than that.

488
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,602
But maybe-- I don't know...

489
00:25:24,143 --> 00:25:25,477
maybe there's not.

490
00:25:27,309 --> 00:25:29,769
Maybe this is
all I'm good at.
I don't know.

491
00:25:35,977 --> 00:25:37,519
(scoffs)
Anyway, forget it.

492
00:25:38,477 --> 00:25:39,684
Sorry to bother you.

493
00:25:40,644 --> 00:25:41,977
What's that from?

494
00:25:43,894 --> 00:25:47,434
What?
Are you telling me
that was an improvisation?

495
00:25:48,393 --> 00:25:50,810
Huh. Interesting.

496
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:54,602
Well, the story's nonsense,
but there's something
to work with.

497
00:25:56,309 --> 00:25:57,519
My class is not cheap.

498
00:25:58,810 --> 00:26:00,602
That's not a problem.
You pay in cash.

499
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,143
Yeah.
You pay in advance.

500
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:05,352
I can do that.
Next class,
tomorrow, 2:00 p.m.

501
00:26:06,227 --> 00:26:08,184
We start on time.
Absolutely.

502
00:26:08,184 --> 00:26:09,684
What's your last name again?

503
00:26:10,894 --> 00:26:13,434
Block. Barry Block.

504
00:26:13,434 --> 00:26:15,769
You pay in advance.
Yeah. No, I know.

505
00:26:15,769 --> 00:26:18,019
Gene. M. Cousineau.

506
00:26:18,019 --> 00:26:19,769
I look forward
to this journey.

507
00:26:19,769 --> 00:26:21,184
Great.
Watch your toes.

508
00:26:21,184 --> 00:26:22,977
Whoa. Oh.
(tires screech)

509
00:26:36,393 --> 00:26:38,684
(vehicle approaches)

510
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,102
(radio plays indistinctly)

511
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,227
♪ ♪

512
00:26:49,935 --> 00:26:53,227
(gun clicks, cocks)

513
00:26:55,434 --> 00:26:57,434
♪ ♪

514
00:27:09,019 --> 00:27:12,184
(engine idling)
(radio plays indistinctly)

515
00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:25,309
(clicking)

516
00:27:27,268 --> 00:27:29,519
What's going on, guys?

517
00:27:29,519 --> 00:27:32,602
(speaks Chechen)
Now, now,
now, now, now!

518
00:27:32,602 --> 00:27:34,519
Hey!
NoHo Hank: Take the shot!
Shoot him! Now!

519
00:27:34,519 --> 00:27:35,602
Don't pull that gun
on me, man.

520
00:27:35,602 --> 00:27:36,977
(man speaks Chechen)
NoHo Hank: Now!

521
00:27:36,977 --> 00:27:39,352
Don't pull that gun on me.
Noho Hank:
Take the shot!

522
00:27:39,352 --> 00:27:41,309
Now, now, now, now,
now, now, now!

523
00:27:41,309 --> 00:27:44,143
(men grunting)

524
00:27:44,143 --> 00:27:46,559
(dogs barking)

525
00:27:52,309 --> 00:27:53,309
Fuck!

526
00:28:01,977 --> 00:28:03,019
(clatters)

527
00:28:03,019 --> 00:28:04,769
(keys jingle, thud)

528
00:28:04,769 --> 00:28:06,060
(clatters)

529
00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:11,769
(camera beeping)
(car beeping rapidly)

530
00:28:15,352 --> 00:28:16,852
(soft rock music playing)

531
00:28:16,852 --> 00:28:18,102
(bell rings)

532
00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:32,477
(distant sirens wailing)

533
00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:33,434
Oh, hey.

534
00:28:33,434 --> 00:28:36,019
Huh. I wonder
what's going on over there.

535
00:28:36,977 --> 00:28:39,102
Do you have whiskey?
No.

536
00:28:39,102 --> 00:28:42,602
We have herbal tea.
I'll have an herbal tea.

537
00:28:42,602 --> 00:28:44,977
(helicopter whirring)
What you got there?

538
00:28:44,977 --> 00:28:47,519
Oh, I've got
an audition tomorrow.

539
00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:49,184
I'm an actor.

540
00:28:52,227 --> 00:28:53,309
So am I.

541
00:28:54,352 --> 00:28:56,559
(rock music playing)

542
00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:08,477
♪ This game ♪

543
00:29:08,477 --> 00:29:10,684
♪ Of cruelty ♪

544
00:29:11,644 --> 00:29:15,519
♪ Hardly becomes me ♪

545
00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:21,019
♪ This game of cruelty ♪

546
00:29:21,019 --> 00:29:26,434
♪ Is easily the most boring
part of the week ♪

547
00:29:26,434 --> 00:29:30,434
♪ Why can't you say to me ♪

548
00:29:30,434 --> 00:29:34,602
♪ I mean something to you? ♪

549
00:29:34,602 --> 00:29:37,684
♪ 'Cause everybody knows ♪

550
00:29:38,684 --> 00:29:40,727
♪ Everybody sees that this ♪

551
00:29:40,727 --> 00:29:45,644
♪ Is the thing you do,
do to me ♪

552
00:29:45,644 --> 00:29:48,143
♪ Oh, everybody knows ♪

553
00:29:48,143 --> 00:29:50,477
♪ Everybody sees that this ♪

554
00:29:50,477 --> 00:29:56,102
♪ Is the thing you do,
do to me ♪

555
00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:02,060
♪ ♪

556
00:30:06,519 --> 00:30:08,977
♪ I don't care what you say ♪

557
00:30:08,977 --> 00:30:12,519
♪ I just care what you do ♪

558
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,810
♪ When the time's right ♪