1 00:00:01,594 --> 00:00:03,354 This right here... Wash this out. 2 00:00:03,379 --> 00:00:05,006 I think it's still got some life to it. 3 00:00:05,031 --> 00:00:06,031 Come on, cuzzo. 4 00:00:06,056 --> 00:00:08,569 I didn't know you had mad mechanic skills like that. 5 00:00:08,594 --> 00:00:10,173 Believe it or not, man, I learned all of this 6 00:00:10,197 --> 00:00:11,650 from my first high school girlfriend. 7 00:00:11,674 --> 00:00:14,144 - Get the [BLEEP] outta here. Word? - For real, boy. 8 00:00:14,169 --> 00:00:16,315 Big Marge, man. She was 300 pounds, man. 9 00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:18,942 - Could change a flat tire without a jack. - 300, though? 10 00:00:18,967 --> 00:00:19,983 Mm-hmm. 11 00:00:20,007 --> 00:00:22,776 I don't know if I can handle all of that, cuzzo. That's a lot. 12 00:00:22,801 --> 00:00:24,954 Can't go wrong with a girl big and strong, man. 13 00:00:24,979 --> 00:00:27,243 - We used to bang everywhere. - Really? 14 00:00:27,268 --> 00:00:28,530 You talkin' about, like, in public? 15 00:00:28,554 --> 00:00:30,754 - You know what I'm sayin'? - No, everywhere on her. 16 00:00:30,779 --> 00:00:31,857 Yeah, man. 17 00:00:31,882 --> 00:00:33,400 All I had to do was lift a fold. 18 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:35,224 - What? - You know what's in there? 19 00:00:35,249 --> 00:00:36,519 - What's that? - Gold. 20 00:00:36,544 --> 00:00:38,809 Well, call me a leprechaun. I'm about to go dig. 21 00:00:40,156 --> 00:00:41,680 You know what? It's this right here, man. 22 00:00:41,704 --> 00:00:43,234 This is cool, man. 23 00:00:43,259 --> 00:00:44,419 You know, I really appreciate 24 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:46,019 you teaching me all this stuff, man, 25 00:00:46,044 --> 00:00:48,244 you know, 'cause I ain't never... 26 00:00:48,772 --> 00:00:50,513 Let me tell you something, Bobby. 27 00:00:50,514 --> 00:00:52,423 Everybody needs somebody to talk to, man. 28 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:56,784 Only prison could keep me from you, man. 29 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:58,875 This is a safe space. 30 00:00:59,969 --> 00:01:01,429 I want you to let it out. 31 00:01:01,454 --> 00:01:02,654 I'm just sayin', you know, 32 00:01:02,679 --> 00:01:04,860 I ain't never opened up to nobody. 33 00:01:04,975 --> 00:01:06,484 You know the codes of the street. 34 00:01:06,509 --> 00:01:08,309 You can't be in touch with your feelings. 35 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:10,264 But ever since you got out, man, it's been... 36 00:01:11,534 --> 00:01:13,133 You know, I been feelin'... 37 00:01:13,134 --> 00:01:15,004 Shay. 38 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:17,004 Yeah, Shay-Shay, what up? 39 00:01:17,074 --> 00:01:19,534 You need me to come over and help with the kids? 40 00:01:19,544 --> 00:01:22,004 Wow. You ain't never asked me that before. 41 00:01:22,074 --> 00:01:24,398 - I'm there. - So, I was just... 42 00:01:24,423 --> 00:01:26,143 Oh, like, you just gonna break out like that? 43 00:01:26,144 --> 00:01:28,104 What happened to only prison was keeping you away? 44 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,659 Sorry, Bobby, my biological kids need me. 45 00:01:30,684 --> 00:01:32,129 But I'm just sayin'... 46 00:01:32,154 --> 00:01:33,259 You're a grown man, man. 47 00:01:33,284 --> 00:01:34,684 Figure some stuff out on your own. 48 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:36,069 Look, I don't know what this is! 49 00:01:36,094 --> 00:01:37,494 Well, Google it! 50 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:43,490 "Abandonment issues." 51 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:46,364 Oh, that's deep. 52 00:01:47,704 --> 00:01:49,104 - Josh. - Mm-hmm? 53 00:01:49,129 --> 00:01:50,549 You're a white girl in your 20s. 54 00:01:50,574 --> 00:01:53,153 Which one of these makes you want to buy our new athletic line? 55 00:01:53,178 --> 00:01:54,750 Uh, all right, white girl I can do, 56 00:01:54,774 --> 00:01:56,334 but it's been a long time since my 20s. 57 00:01:56,374 --> 00:01:58,114 This one? 58 00:01:58,139 --> 00:01:59,329 Cool. 59 00:01:59,354 --> 00:02:01,424 Oh, that must be Tray. 60 00:02:01,629 --> 00:02:04,359 Hey, uh, babe, I know you're slammed with Fashion Week, 61 00:02:04,384 --> 00:02:07,027 but I really don't think I need Tray's help with the kids. 62 00:02:07,184 --> 00:02:09,254 Oh, wow. That's a lot of stuff. 63 00:02:09,279 --> 00:02:11,475 - Yeah, I guess I could pretend to need him. - Mm-hmm. 64 00:02:12,194 --> 00:02:13,593 - Josh! - What's up? 65 00:02:13,594 --> 00:02:16,064 I'm good, man. Ready and willing. 66 00:02:16,134 --> 00:02:17,593 Okay, you two, 67 00:02:17,594 --> 00:02:20,109 I need you guys to go ahead and go over this schedule 68 00:02:20,134 --> 00:02:21,664 and figure out who's gonna do what, 69 00:02:21,734 --> 00:02:23,674 where they're gonna do it, when they gonna do it, 70 00:02:23,734 --> 00:02:25,719 and who's gonna get it done, all right? 71 00:02:25,744 --> 00:02:27,180 - Mm-hmm. - You guys have a good one. 72 00:02:27,204 --> 00:02:28,730 - Bye. - Mwah! 73 00:02:29,589 --> 00:02:31,319 Man, this looks like how murderers 74 00:02:31,344 --> 00:02:33,413 - keep track of they victims. - Yeah. Let's do this. 75 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:35,284 I will take Amira 76 00:02:35,309 --> 00:02:37,569 to her afternoon tutoring session. 77 00:02:37,594 --> 00:02:39,361 You take Shahzad to Supercuts. 78 00:02:40,751 --> 00:02:42,611 - Sooga, you got jokes. - Come on. 79 00:02:42,889 --> 00:02:44,969 I mean, I know it's not the coolest place in the world, 80 00:02:44,993 --> 00:02:46,013 but he likes it. 81 00:02:46,038 --> 00:02:47,077 We get our hair cut together. 82 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:49,006 - That's cool. - It is fine for you, 83 00:02:49,031 --> 00:02:51,034 but no self-respecting black man 84 00:02:51,059 --> 00:02:53,053 would get his haircut from a place like that. 85 00:02:53,078 --> 00:02:55,304 You can't speak for your entire race. 86 00:02:55,329 --> 00:02:57,034 - That's... - I can and I do... 87 00:02:57,059 --> 00:02:58,620 except for them ones that's mixed with Asian. 88 00:02:58,644 --> 00:03:01,043 I like them, but, you know, that's some new shit to me. 89 00:03:01,044 --> 00:03:02,732 I'm gonna run him on down to the barbershop 90 00:03:02,757 --> 00:03:03,819 I used to go to, Howard's. 91 00:03:03,844 --> 00:03:05,643 I ain't been back there since I came home anyway. 92 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,088 Really? Why? 93 00:03:07,113 --> 00:03:08,952 You know, my man, Jaybird at the halfway house? 94 00:03:08,976 --> 00:03:10,730 He be hookin' me up. You know what I'm sayin'? 95 00:03:10,754 --> 00:03:13,324 Till the cops came and confiscated all his razors 96 00:03:13,384 --> 00:03:15,284 for evidence in a cold case. 97 00:03:15,308 --> 00:03:20,308 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 98 00:03:21,264 --> 00:03:23,064 Man, back in the days, 99 00:03:23,134 --> 00:03:25,464 Howard's was the heart and soul of Brooklyn. 100 00:03:25,489 --> 00:03:27,134 That's where you went to find out 101 00:03:27,159 --> 00:03:28,713 what was the word on the streets. 102 00:03:28,738 --> 00:03:30,179 I ain't been here in so long. 103 00:03:30,204 --> 00:03:32,334 Wow! I remember when you was a kid. 104 00:03:32,404 --> 00:03:35,004 Aw, man. Chico! 105 00:03:35,029 --> 00:03:36,969 - What up, baby? - What up, baby? 106 00:03:40,014 --> 00:03:42,035 Is that Tray Biz-ag? 107 00:03:42,060 --> 00:03:44,229 - Howie How! What up, baby? - Aw, man. 108 00:03:44,254 --> 00:03:46,124 Yo! Give me some. 109 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:49,599 And this has got to be either your clone or your son. 110 00:03:49,624 --> 00:03:51,399 This is my seed right here, Shahzad. 111 00:03:51,424 --> 00:03:53,093 - What's up, little man? - Hey, what's up, man? 112 00:03:53,094 --> 00:03:54,224 Hey, let me tell you, 113 00:03:54,249 --> 00:03:56,269 your dad was the only dude tough enough 114 00:03:56,294 --> 00:03:58,279 that, when I cut his hair, it cut back. 115 00:04:00,104 --> 00:04:02,503 I just want to give my son a real barbershop experience. 116 00:04:02,504 --> 00:04:03,987 Hey, listen, no problem. 117 00:04:04,012 --> 00:04:06,103 But we not just a barbershop anymore, Tray. 118 00:04:06,104 --> 00:04:07,896 Now we're a gentleman's salon. 119 00:04:07,921 --> 00:04:09,153 - Gentleman's salon? - Yeah. 120 00:04:09,178 --> 00:04:11,620 Like, this is where I watch strippers get their hair washed? 121 00:04:11,644 --> 00:04:14,044 Things changed while you were locked up, man. 122 00:04:14,069 --> 00:04:15,444 But this is an institution, 123 00:04:15,514 --> 00:04:17,113 and if it ain't broke, why fix it? 124 00:04:17,114 --> 00:04:18,920 I got to keep up with the competition. 125 00:04:18,945 --> 00:04:20,430 Look, I even brought in some new barbers. 126 00:04:20,454 --> 00:04:22,909 Naw, Howard, I ain't trusting my son's hairline 127 00:04:22,934 --> 00:04:24,300 with no dude from the Pringles can. 128 00:04:24,324 --> 00:04:26,264 Nah, I got you, man. 129 00:04:26,324 --> 00:04:28,124 Your hairline will be so sharp, 130 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:30,064 you ain't gonna be able to get past TSA. 131 00:04:30,134 --> 00:04:32,078 Give me two seconds to finish up this customer, all right? 132 00:04:32,102 --> 00:04:33,114 All right. 133 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:34,539 See, this used to be my spot. 134 00:04:34,604 --> 00:04:36,674 Now it's your spot, too. 135 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:38,815 - Yo, Tray. - Felony. 136 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:41,274 What's up, man? What's going on? 137 00:04:41,299 --> 00:04:42,428 - What up, Shahzad? - What's up? 138 00:04:42,452 --> 00:04:44,474 Oh, man, you look a mess. 139 00:04:44,544 --> 00:04:46,320 I guess we both gotta start paying for haircuts 140 00:04:46,344 --> 00:04:48,330 now that Jaybird's officially a "person of interest." 141 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:50,214 Why he like razor blades so much? 142 00:04:50,329 --> 00:04:51,730 - The heart wants what it wants. - Mm. 143 00:04:51,754 --> 00:04:53,795 Anyways, it's the weekend. 144 00:04:53,820 --> 00:04:55,024 It's time to get it right. 145 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:57,174 Even made an appointment with these Vietnamese ladies 146 00:04:57,199 --> 00:04:58,199 to get my feet hooked up. 147 00:04:58,224 --> 00:05:01,892 _ 148 00:05:01,917 --> 00:05:03,563 Hell no! 149 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:05,619 It's a little game we play. 150 00:05:05,644 --> 00:05:06,713 Anyway, in the meantime, 151 00:05:06,738 --> 00:05:08,080 maybe one of y'all can hook me up. 152 00:05:08,104 --> 00:05:10,062 - I'm booked till February. - Shit, I'll cut you 153 00:05:10,087 --> 00:05:12,104 before I cut you. Beat it! 154 00:05:12,174 --> 00:05:14,699 Oh, my bad. 155 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:18,138 It's even now. 156 00:05:21,273 --> 00:05:22,697 Thanks. 157 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,483 Uh, can I have everyone's attention? 158 00:05:24,508 --> 00:05:27,489 I'd like to thank you all so much for working so hard. 159 00:05:27,514 --> 00:05:28,584 And the good news is, 160 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:30,600 Copeland's might let us go ahead 161 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:32,664 and do something more couture next year. 162 00:05:32,689 --> 00:05:33,884 Who's with me? 163 00:05:35,264 --> 00:05:36,946 All right. Let's do this. 164 00:05:43,404 --> 00:05:45,203 Growing up in the projects, 165 00:05:45,204 --> 00:05:46,803 there's one of two options, man... 166 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:48,544 The post office or prison, 167 00:05:48,614 --> 00:05:51,413 and I do not look good in them mailman shorts. 168 00:05:51,414 --> 00:05:54,100 But I'm gonna flip it on the prison system with my food truck. 169 00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:56,672 That's right. I'll make your taste buds my bitch. 170 00:05:57,754 --> 00:06:00,354 Yo, my sweets gonna make your teeth do a cavity search, 171 00:06:00,468 --> 00:06:02,588 and not with no prison guard with a little flashlight. 172 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,904 Let me tell you somethin'. 173 00:06:05,929 --> 00:06:08,358 When I pull my food truck up in front of this barbershop, 174 00:06:08,383 --> 00:06:09,445 y'all better not be cheap. 175 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:10,477 Dig down deep. 176 00:06:10,502 --> 00:06:12,339 If you can pay $7 for a latte, 177 00:06:12,364 --> 00:06:14,104 you can spend $3 on the coffee 178 00:06:14,129 --> 00:06:16,719 that been filtered through some drawers and an old doo-rag. 179 00:06:18,974 --> 00:06:22,243 This is the barbershop. 180 00:06:22,244 --> 00:06:23,974 All family. 181 00:06:24,044 --> 00:06:28,114 I'm so happy to be home. 182 00:06:28,184 --> 00:06:30,453 The longest day ever. 183 00:06:30,454 --> 00:06:31,514 Just want to lay down. 184 00:06:33,454 --> 00:06:35,580 How was the schedule and everything with Tray? 185 00:06:35,605 --> 00:06:36,966 - How'd that work out? - I don't know. 186 00:06:36,990 --> 00:06:38,924 It's okay, I guess. 187 00:06:38,994 --> 00:06:40,194 What's wrong with you? 188 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,671 Uh, 11 unanswered calls? 189 00:06:42,696 --> 00:06:44,864 I was gonna call again, but 12 unanswered calls 190 00:06:44,889 --> 00:06:47,134 seemed like a... a bridge too far for me. 191 00:06:47,159 --> 00:06:49,064 I'm sorry, but it was a long day. 192 00:06:49,074 --> 00:06:51,604 - It was crazy at work, okay? - Crazy? 193 00:06:51,629 --> 00:06:53,229 But I'm home now. 194 00:06:53,344 --> 00:06:55,144 - Mm-hmm. - What was the emergency? 195 00:06:58,513 --> 00:06:59,843 Ew. 196 00:06:59,868 --> 00:07:00,998 A dick pic? 197 00:07:01,023 --> 00:07:02,518 That don't even look like yours. 198 00:07:02,543 --> 00:07:04,594 - Why you got that on your phone? - It's not mine. 199 00:07:04,619 --> 00:07:06,149 This is not my phone. 200 00:07:06,264 --> 00:07:07,524 It's Amira's phone. 201 00:07:07,549 --> 00:07:08,549 What?! 202 00:07:08,801 --> 00:07:09,896 Okay. 203 00:07:10,190 --> 00:07:12,488 - Yeah. - Okay. Okay. 204 00:07:12,489 --> 00:07:13,819 Okay. Oh, God. 205 00:07:14,117 --> 00:07:15,847 Okay, okay. 206 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,489 Are you... Is this all you're gonna say? 207 00:07:19,499 --> 00:07:21,498 - What did you say to her? - Nothing. 208 00:07:21,499 --> 00:07:22,809 I sent her to her room, 209 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:24,498 and I told her you'd talk to her. 210 00:07:24,499 --> 00:07:25,899 - Why? - Why? 211 00:07:25,924 --> 00:07:28,654 'Cause isn't this a classic mother-daughter conversation? 212 00:07:28,679 --> 00:07:29,739 I can't. 213 00:07:29,764 --> 00:07:31,239 She's still my little baby girl. 214 00:07:31,264 --> 00:07:32,464 Oh, good. Y'all here. 215 00:07:32,579 --> 00:07:35,205 So, I've been thinking. 216 00:07:36,449 --> 00:07:38,379 Instead of going to college, 217 00:07:38,404 --> 00:07:40,134 I decided I want to be a barber. 218 00:07:45,659 --> 00:07:47,259 Dibs on that one. 219 00:07:47,319 --> 00:07:49,489 What did you and Tray do to my kids today? 220 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,316 Hey, kiddo. What you doing? 221 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:56,837 Oh, I'm just playing this game, 222 00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:57,877 - but, like, if you... - That's cool. 223 00:07:57,901 --> 00:07:59,597 Hey, uh, you know that whole, uh, 224 00:07:59,598 --> 00:08:01,100 not-going-to-college thing, 225 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:02,757 - did you really mean that? - Yeah. 226 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:05,397 Tray took me to this dope barbershop today, right? 227 00:08:05,422 --> 00:08:06,945 - Mm-hmm. - So, like, just to hang out 228 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:08,162 at a place like that, 229 00:08:08,253 --> 00:08:11,383 as your job, like, would be the best. 230 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,963 Yeah, I just... 231 00:08:14,948 --> 00:08:17,526 Just feel like, you know, being a barber 232 00:08:17,551 --> 00:08:19,478 would kind of be a waste of your talents. 233 00:08:19,548 --> 00:08:21,502 But you and Mom always said 234 00:08:21,527 --> 00:08:23,248 you support anything we want to be. 235 00:08:24,818 --> 00:08:26,288 We lied, son. 236 00:08:26,358 --> 00:08:27,418 We lied to you. 237 00:08:27,488 --> 00:08:28,888 Oh, wow. 238 00:08:29,279 --> 00:08:31,348 - That's messed up. - Mm-hmm, I know. 239 00:08:31,373 --> 00:08:32,500 Good talk. 240 00:08:37,568 --> 00:08:39,768 - Hey, girl. - You're still here? 241 00:08:39,838 --> 00:08:41,684 I thought you had to work all weekend for Fashion Week. 242 00:08:41,708 --> 00:08:43,813 Uh, yeah, I decided to take the day off work. 243 00:08:43,838 --> 00:08:46,106 I thought that maybe we should hang out together. 244 00:08:46,131 --> 00:08:48,378 You know, maybe get our hair did, 245 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,330 just hang out as girls, girl. 246 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:51,656 - Us? - Mm-hmm. 247 00:08:51,681 --> 00:08:52,940 - Together? - Mm-hmm. 248 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,308 - Me with you? - Yeah. 249 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,833 We could catch up on some girl chitchat. 250 00:08:56,858 --> 00:08:59,258 You know, hang out as girls, girl. 251 00:08:59,283 --> 00:09:01,235 Why do you keep saying "girl"? 252 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:03,388 I-I don't know. Just put your coat on, girl. 253 00:09:03,413 --> 00:09:05,283 Come on. 254 00:09:05,398 --> 00:09:07,998 We're just gonna make one quick little stop. 255 00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:10,728 I made you an appointment at Dr. Sumen's. 256 00:09:10,798 --> 00:09:12,891 Why am I going to see your OB/GYN? 257 00:09:12,916 --> 00:09:13,938 No reason. 258 00:09:14,008 --> 00:09:16,209 I just... think that it's time 259 00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:18,608 that we get you started on, um... 260 00:09:18,723 --> 00:09:19,723 birth control. 261 00:09:19,748 --> 00:09:20,748 Birth control? 262 00:09:21,053 --> 00:09:22,193 Why? 263 00:09:22,218 --> 00:09:23,828 You got boys sending you pictures 264 00:09:23,853 --> 00:09:25,170 - of their ding-a-ling in your phone! - Oh, my... 265 00:09:25,194 --> 00:09:26,253 And so... 266 00:09:26,278 --> 00:09:27,678 ... I figured that's what you gonna need. 267 00:09:27,688 --> 00:09:29,818 A boy didn't send that. Jessica Peters did. 268 00:09:29,888 --> 00:09:31,594 Why would a girl send you pictures like that? 269 00:09:31,618 --> 00:09:34,818 Because it's for the "Dick Report." 270 00:09:34,888 --> 00:09:36,688 The... What in the hell is that?! 271 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:38,288 From now on, can we both agree on 272 00:09:38,298 --> 00:09:39,623 using the word "ding-a-ling"? 273 00:09:39,648 --> 00:09:40,918 It was just a joke, okay? 274 00:09:40,943 --> 00:09:43,297 Jessica Peters collects the pictures from the boys, 275 00:09:43,298 --> 00:09:45,344 and then, the girls compare them in the "Dick Report." 276 00:09:45,368 --> 00:09:47,934 Well, Amira, I don't want you lookin' at nasty pictures 277 00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:49,236 of boys' ding-a-lings. 278 00:09:49,261 --> 00:09:51,740 And this Jessica Peters sounds like a real slut, 279 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:54,378 - if you ask me. - She is! 280 00:09:54,403 --> 00:09:56,663 Mom, I'm still a virgin, okay? 281 00:09:56,688 --> 00:09:59,823 I'm not... Ugh! Having sex. 282 00:09:59,848 --> 00:10:01,448 Whew! Thank you. 283 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,517 Thank you. My baby is pure. 284 00:10:05,413 --> 00:10:07,543 - Oh, quick question. - Uh-huh? 285 00:10:07,658 --> 00:10:09,527 So, is giving oral still considered sex? 286 00:10:09,528 --> 00:10:10,727 Is what?! 287 00:10:17,093 --> 00:10:19,553 It was a question. 288 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,647 I don't actually do it. 289 00:10:21,738 --> 00:10:23,713 Well, next time, maybe you should lead with that. 290 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,568 Yeah, look at it, observe it. 291 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,220 - Right, man. - Don't cut it till you're sure. 292 00:10:28,244 --> 00:10:29,309 Don't clip it till you sure. 293 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,454 I promise you, Aaron, you about to pick up 294 00:10:30,478 --> 00:10:31,747 mad Puerto Rican chicks. 295 00:10:31,748 --> 00:10:33,418 Hey, what's all this? 296 00:10:33,488 --> 00:10:34,947 Kid got real talent. 297 00:10:34,948 --> 00:10:37,263 Aaron's letting me practice my barber skills on him. 298 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,688 Uh-huh, yeah, but, uh... 299 00:10:38,758 --> 00:10:40,232 hey, I thought we settled this. 300 00:10:40,257 --> 00:10:42,599 I was gonna let the barber thing go like you told me to, 301 00:10:42,624 --> 00:10:44,789 but Tray and Bobby bought me these nice clippers, 302 00:10:44,814 --> 00:10:47,958 and I gots to say, I really like cutting. 303 00:10:47,968 --> 00:10:49,828 Well, I didn't really buy the clippers. 304 00:10:49,898 --> 00:10:52,568 I got it from my man that, you know, cut at the funeral home. 305 00:10:52,638 --> 00:10:54,438 Tray, I kind of assumed that we were gonna be 306 00:10:54,463 --> 00:10:56,523 on the same page about this barber thing. 307 00:10:56,548 --> 00:10:58,278 What's wrong with being a barber? 308 00:10:58,438 --> 00:11:01,068 Growing up, that was one of the most prestigious positions 309 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:02,283 in the neighborhood. 310 00:11:02,308 --> 00:11:04,308 You had the teacher, the preacher, 311 00:11:04,378 --> 00:11:06,978 and then the barber, and then, on top of all that, 312 00:11:07,048 --> 00:11:09,318 you had the dude that could dunk over a car. 313 00:11:09,388 --> 00:11:11,788 I get it. I get all of it. But come on. 314 00:11:11,903 --> 00:11:14,033 I mean, we're talking about my son here, so... 315 00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:16,303 - This is how the boy used to look. - Mm. 316 00:11:16,328 --> 00:11:17,988 Yeah, Shahzad gave him a haircut. 317 00:11:18,013 --> 00:11:19,903 It's not a religious calling, Tray. 318 00:11:19,928 --> 00:11:23,728 Josh, please don't tell me that you are jelly 319 00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:26,513 'cause I introduced him to something I was interested in. 320 00:11:26,538 --> 00:11:27,817 That's ridiculous. 321 00:11:27,842 --> 00:11:28,943 - That is ridiculous. - 'Cause that would be petty. 322 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,607 I don't... I would... I'm not... 323 00:11:30,608 --> 00:11:32,007 That's... That's ridiculous. 324 00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:33,724 Listen, I know how to settle this, all right? 325 00:11:33,748 --> 00:11:35,748 We're gonna let the experts decide. 326 00:11:35,808 --> 00:11:36,878 What does that mean? 327 00:11:36,948 --> 00:11:38,878 Everybody, let's go. Let's go. 328 00:11:38,993 --> 00:11:40,923 Transform and roll out. Let's roll. 329 00:11:40,948 --> 00:11:42,618 Dick pics? 330 00:11:42,688 --> 00:11:44,288 Somebody's sending you dick pics? 331 00:11:44,313 --> 00:11:45,713 It's nothing. It's nothing. 332 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,403 No, I want to hear Ms. Ashley's opinion. 333 00:11:47,428 --> 00:11:48,431 Go ahead, Val. 334 00:11:48,456 --> 00:11:51,027 I mean, you seem a little young for that, that's all. 335 00:11:51,028 --> 00:11:52,933 Kids nowadays aren't like we used to be. 336 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:54,298 We need to be grateful 337 00:11:54,323 --> 00:11:55,873 they don't have our sexual hang-ups. 338 00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:57,368 Can we please change the subject? 339 00:11:57,393 --> 00:11:58,723 - Who sent who a dick pic? - Oh. 340 00:11:58,748 --> 00:12:01,437 Oh, some boy sent a picture of his junk to her. 341 00:12:01,438 --> 00:12:04,508 No, it was a girl. Jessica Peters. 342 00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:06,483 Jessica Peters. She sounds white. 343 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,529 Mm-hmm. 344 00:12:07,554 --> 00:12:09,447 - Okay, that's racist. - Maybe. 345 00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:10,847 But you still go to that fancy school? 346 00:12:10,848 --> 00:12:12,403 It's not that fancy. 347 00:12:12,428 --> 00:12:14,791 The girls there think that blowjobs ain't even sex. 348 00:12:14,816 --> 00:12:16,862 - What the hell? - What?! That's crazy! 349 00:12:16,887 --> 00:12:18,448 Amira, you not doing that, are you? 350 00:12:18,518 --> 00:12:20,258 No. Oh, my goodness. 351 00:12:20,283 --> 00:12:22,683 Never do that. It's against God. 352 00:12:22,788 --> 00:12:25,221 And the only reason they even invented oral sex 353 00:12:25,246 --> 00:12:26,904 was so white people could keep black folks 354 00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:28,633 from procreating and taking over the world. 355 00:12:28,658 --> 00:12:30,928 Now, when you're older, it's different. 356 00:12:30,998 --> 00:12:34,198 I don't let my husband leave for work without hooking him up. 357 00:12:34,268 --> 00:12:36,538 I want him going out the door on E. 358 00:12:36,608 --> 00:12:37,914 That's how I know he comin' back. 359 00:12:37,938 --> 00:12:39,637 Oh, girl get outta here. 360 00:12:39,662 --> 00:12:40,877 Ain't nobody got time for all that. 361 00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:42,518 My man be lucky if he get a cup of coffee. 362 00:12:42,543 --> 00:12:44,272 Now, listen, don't listen to them. 363 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,373 When you are older, you will decide for yourself 364 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,263 what you want and what you don't want. 365 00:12:48,288 --> 00:12:50,782 And don't let anybody pressure you into nothin'. 366 00:12:50,807 --> 00:12:52,477 Just pretend I'm not here. 367 00:12:52,502 --> 00:12:54,558 Hey, listen, that white girl from your school, 368 00:12:54,628 --> 00:12:55,958 now, she can be a ho 369 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,533 and still grow up to be president. 370 00:12:57,558 --> 00:12:59,428 - Mm-hmm. - But not us. 371 00:12:59,543 --> 00:13:01,003 If you are even rumored 372 00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:03,068 to have fooled around with a boy in the boiler room, 373 00:13:03,098 --> 00:13:04,422 folks will talk about it 374 00:13:04,447 --> 00:13:06,613 like you ain't ever done shit else in your life. 375 00:13:06,638 --> 00:13:08,628 People will bring it up years later. 376 00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:10,307 And on Facebook, instead of saying, 377 00:13:10,308 --> 00:13:12,907 "Hey, Val, heard you opened up a beautiful salon," 378 00:13:12,908 --> 00:13:15,092 they write, "Hey, 'Kneepads', how you been?" 379 00:13:15,117 --> 00:13:16,407 All right, I think that's enough. 380 00:13:16,431 --> 00:13:18,848 I think that's enough. Yeah. 381 00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:21,551 I just came here to show you what my son did. 382 00:13:21,576 --> 00:13:23,518 Behold. 383 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,090 Ah. 384 00:13:25,115 --> 00:13:26,815 Oh. 385 00:13:30,258 --> 00:13:31,528 Okay. 386 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,379 - Not bad. - You really hooked him up. 387 00:13:37,938 --> 00:13:39,949 All right. I see, son. 388 00:13:39,974 --> 00:13:41,894 I see you got a little skills, man. 389 00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:43,101 Nah, y'all don't get it, man. 390 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,737 This was his first cut. 391 00:13:44,738 --> 00:13:46,278 - Word? - First cut? 392 00:13:46,338 --> 00:13:47,784 - I don't know about... - That's impressive, man. 393 00:13:47,808 --> 00:13:49,947 - That's... No. Yeah. - No, I don't... 394 00:13:49,948 --> 00:13:51,382 - He can't even see over the chair. - He too small. 395 00:13:51,406 --> 00:13:53,622 - Come on, man. - Feet low! He's dainty. 396 00:13:53,647 --> 00:13:54,777 Who taught you? 397 00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:55,993 Nobody. 398 00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:58,348 My son is a Jedi master with them clippers. 399 00:14:00,758 --> 00:14:02,758 You can leave, Aaron. Thanks for coming down, baby. 400 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:06,357 I don't know where I am. 401 00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:08,498 Google Maps, Aaron! 402 00:14:08,568 --> 00:14:11,298 His first cut. What you think? 403 00:14:11,368 --> 00:14:12,838 I don't know, man. 404 00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,438 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 405 00:14:14,508 --> 00:14:16,508 Y'all think he could be that good? 406 00:14:16,568 --> 00:14:17,968 I mean, that was the last time 407 00:14:17,978 --> 00:14:19,939 I heard of someone starting that young. 408 00:14:23,978 --> 00:14:25,718 What? What is it? 409 00:14:28,248 --> 00:14:29,548 The Legend of Siz. 410 00:14:30,882 --> 00:14:32,151 What's that? 411 00:14:32,176 --> 00:14:34,086 Siz was the greatest barber 412 00:14:34,111 --> 00:14:35,387 in the borough of Brooklyn. 413 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:36,833 He was my mentor. 414 00:14:40,328 --> 00:14:42,397 It all started back in 1986. 415 00:14:52,678 --> 00:14:55,007 One day, this guy comes running into the shop. 416 00:14:55,008 --> 00:14:57,348 He's clearly distressed, right? 417 00:14:57,373 --> 00:14:59,703 Siz, you gotta help me. I got a show tonight. 418 00:14:59,728 --> 00:15:02,435 My boy was linin' me up, his hand slipped, and... 419 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,288 Man, I can't go on stage like this. 420 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,637 Thanks, Siz. You the man. 421 00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:30,263 You're welcome, Big Daddy Kane. 422 00:15:30,288 --> 00:15:31,918 After his show that night, 423 00:15:31,978 --> 00:15:34,848 Big Daddy Kane's album shot straight up the charts. 424 00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:36,388 The rest is history. 425 00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:38,518 - Who's Big Daddy Kane? - Shh. 426 00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:41,528 Man, that's nothin' compared to what I saw Siz do. 427 00:15:41,588 --> 00:15:43,658 When I was in junior high, 428 00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:45,998 I'll never forget it. 429 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,073 Okay, I'm starting to doubt some of these details. 430 00:16:17,098 --> 00:16:18,828 But continue. 431 00:16:19,894 --> 00:16:22,250 Yeah. I knew him, too. 432 00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:24,497 We did time together. He was an OG. 433 00:16:24,498 --> 00:16:28,368 In fact, I'm the one he gave his last cut to. 434 00:16:44,518 --> 00:16:46,843 - He did great things. - Yeah. 435 00:16:46,868 --> 00:16:48,859 Things that no one has done since. 436 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,788 - Word. - Maybe that's because he's... 437 00:16:50,813 --> 00:16:52,303 And you, too, have that gift. 438 00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:54,398 - Mm-hmm. - This is ridiculous. 439 00:16:54,423 --> 00:16:57,153 My son is gonna be more than just a barber. 440 00:16:57,268 --> 00:16:59,234 What... 441 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,051 So, what you sayin', white boy? 442 00:17:02,353 --> 00:17:04,936 Ay, you disrespectin' Siz's legacy, yo. 443 00:17:04,961 --> 00:17:06,421 Well, I wouldn't say that. 444 00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:09,126 Siz's dream wasn't to be a barber. 445 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,725 It wasn't? 446 00:17:10,726 --> 00:17:12,496 Nah. 447 00:17:13,796 --> 00:17:17,606 He told me one night he dreamed of being a surgeon, 448 00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:20,606 but he didn't have any surgery role models in the hood. 449 00:17:20,898 --> 00:17:23,098 So he used his gifted hands for something 450 00:17:23,123 --> 00:17:26,876 he had access to... cutting hair. 451 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,745 No disrespect, 452 00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:31,016 but it wasn't my dream to be a barber, son. 453 00:17:31,086 --> 00:17:33,216 I wanted to be a music producer, yo. 454 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,156 I got beats. 455 00:17:35,181 --> 00:17:36,932 Truth be told, I always wanted to go to college. 456 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:40,696 Always wanted to go to an all-black college and play lacrosse. 457 00:17:40,756 --> 00:17:42,226 Truth be told. 458 00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:45,296 Yeah, man, the barber's life ain't the end goal, 459 00:17:45,321 --> 00:17:46,941 unless you gonna own your own shop. 460 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,613 - I netted $200K last year. - Really? 461 00:17:49,638 --> 00:17:51,281 Oh, now you gonna be on board, Josh? 462 00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:53,166 Oh, come on! Money's still important. 463 00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:55,247 I want him to be able to take care of himself. 464 00:17:55,272 --> 00:17:57,071 - See, that is the difference between me and you. - What? 465 00:17:57,095 --> 00:17:58,295 You want him to make a lot of money. 466 00:17:58,319 --> 00:17:59,540 I want him to live his dreams. 467 00:17:59,565 --> 00:18:00,953 No, that's not what I meant. 468 00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:03,976 Shouldn't this be my decision and mine only? 469 00:18:03,986 --> 00:18:05,846 Yeah. Yeah, it should. 470 00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:07,785 True. So, what do you want to do? 471 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:08,985 Seriously? 472 00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:09,986 Y'all got time for all of this, 473 00:18:09,987 --> 00:18:11,586 but I can't get a chair? 474 00:18:11,656 --> 00:18:13,056 I know how to settle this. 475 00:18:18,936 --> 00:18:21,215 Yo, make sure you get my taper, little man. 476 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,580 It's gotta be tight. 477 00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:24,736 - What's happening? - Shh! 478 00:18:24,806 --> 00:18:26,182 This is the time for the blend. 479 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,936 It's the hardest part. 480 00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:31,676 Come on. You got it, Little Tray. 481 00:18:33,876 --> 00:18:35,816 The gift is strong on this one. 482 00:18:36,652 --> 00:18:38,746 Tell him to remove the guards. 483 00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:40,841 What?! I can't tell him that, Siz! 484 00:18:40,956 --> 00:18:42,500 He won't have any control! 485 00:18:42,525 --> 00:18:44,063 He'll just have to go on... 486 00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:45,286 Feel. 487 00:18:45,356 --> 00:18:46,886 Feel. 488 00:18:46,956 --> 00:18:49,026 Tell him, Tray. 489 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,966 Shahzad... 490 00:18:52,026 --> 00:18:53,826 remove the guard. 491 00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:57,701 What?! What are you talking about?! 492 00:18:57,726 --> 00:18:58,951 Let go. 493 00:18:58,976 --> 00:19:00,106 He's not ready! 494 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,776 I am so scared. 495 00:19:03,846 --> 00:19:05,245 Everything'll be fine. 496 00:19:28,982 --> 00:19:30,241 Remove the guards! 497 00:19:30,852 --> 00:19:32,722 Remove the guards! 498 00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:34,676 This is free, right? 499 00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:35,826 _ 500 00:19:35,851 --> 00:19:38,032 _ 501 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:42,031 _ 502 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,325 _ 503 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:48,571 _ 504 00:19:48,769 --> 00:19:51,046 I actually found a few four-year colleges 505 00:19:51,071 --> 00:19:52,892 that have barber education programs 506 00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:54,657 so that he could take business classes, too. 507 00:19:54,717 --> 00:19:56,987 Man, you ain't got to go to college to get no degree. 508 00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:59,882 This scar is my bachelor from the streets. 509 00:19:59,997 --> 00:20:01,657 - You want to see my doctorate? - No. 510 00:20:01,682 --> 00:20:02,929 What is all this? 511 00:20:02,954 --> 00:20:05,327 Hey, nothin'. Just some successful co-parenting. 512 00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:07,300 Yeah, it's kind of our thing, you know? 513 00:20:07,325 --> 00:20:08,667 Oh, you guys have a thing now? 514 00:20:08,692 --> 00:20:09,864 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, we got a thing. 515 00:20:09,888 --> 00:20:12,173 - Dudes can have a dude thing. - Oh. 516 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,476 Hey. There's the barber genius himself. 517 00:20:16,477 --> 00:20:18,007 People gonna be like, "Siz who?" 518 00:20:18,077 --> 00:20:20,076 I decided I don't want to be barber no more. 519 00:20:20,077 --> 00:20:22,710 What? What are you talking about? 520 00:20:22,735 --> 00:20:24,017 You have a gift. 521 00:20:24,087 --> 00:20:26,817 Well, there's this really hot girl at school, 522 00:20:26,887 --> 00:20:28,157 and she's into me. 523 00:20:28,217 --> 00:20:31,957 Her name's Jessica Peters, and she loves music. 524 00:20:32,027 --> 00:20:35,357 So I think I'm gonna just be a musician. 525 00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:40,097 Yeah. 526 00:20:42,237 --> 00:20:43,689 Jessica Peters, huh? 527 00:20:43,714 --> 00:20:44,783 I heard him. 528 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,082 Hey, hey. 529 00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:47,506 Hey, Shay, where you going? 530 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,172 To break Amira's phone. 531 00:20:49,197 --> 00:20:50,777 She'll thank me later. 532 00:20:50,847 --> 00:20:53,307 Man, he pulled out a flute. 533 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,277 You can't make no money with a flute, man. 534 00:20:55,301 --> 00:20:58,301 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -