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Popular wisdom states
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one should never do
business with family.
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But the definition of family
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once meant Mom and Dad, 2.5 kids,
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and a kitty cat named Jasper.
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All under one roof.
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But not anymore.
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Today my family is my
ex-girl, her white husband,
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and the twins we are all
successfully co-parenting.
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And if the definition
of family has changed,
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then maybe the rules
need to change, too.
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All right.
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I'll have to go to work after
we finish with this prep.
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Yeah, no sweat. Me and
Green Eyes will handle this.
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Yeah, we got this, white boy.
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Uh, "Josh" is fine, too.
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"Josh" sounds whiter than "white boy".
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- Cool.
- Let me tell you something, man.
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We're gonna make so
much money off of this,
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I'll be paying you and
Shay back in no time.
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Oh, listen, we look at this
as a long-term investment,
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so take your time and, you
know, build business slowly.
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Man, forget that. I
got to get this paper.
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Now it's time to feed
Brooklyn. Who want it?
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- Who want it?!
- Let's go!
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- Hey, Josh?
- Uh-huh?
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You said long-term, right?
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Yeah, I didn't mean this long-term.
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No take-backs!
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Uh, as I'm sure many of you are aware,
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there was an unfortunate tweet sent out
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from my personal Twitter
account early this morning
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that involved me sharing an
intimate picture of myself
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with my children's nanny.
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Hm?
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Love is a funny thing,
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and we find it in the
most unexpected places.
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Unfortunately, not
everyone understands this.
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Certainly not your wife. Ooh!
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But alas, the heart wants
what the heart wants.
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And for that I do not apologize.
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What I will apologize for is the fact
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that all of our clients have
since canceled their accounts
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and, effective immediately,
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Copeland's will be filing for bankruptcy
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and laying off all of our employees.
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What the hell?!
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Everybody knows nannies is hoes.
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♪ The Last O.G. 2x09 ♪
Your Mom's in My Business
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- www.addic7ed.com -
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How are your crab cakes?
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I mean, Red Lobster's better.
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Plus they got cheese
butter biscuits, so...
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Look, Bobby, I'm sorry, okay?
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About the whole Greg thing.
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I should've told you about him.
I was s-scared and messed up.
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But I'm having your baby.
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And I don't want us to be enemies.
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I mean, I don't want that, either.
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Whoo! Okay. I am so glad to hear that.
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I can put these back on.
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'Cause for a second, I didn't know
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if we was gonna be wildin' out or what.
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You know what? You crazy, Lisa.
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But I guess we can be friends.
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Real talk?
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I don't want my baby to
grow up without a father.
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Mine was never around, and it sucked.
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My father left to get a Ja
Rule CD and never came back.
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Ohh. Ja Rule not even that good.
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Matter of fact, the...
the only father I remember
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in the hood was Mufasa
from "The Lion King".
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- Mm.
- And you see how Scar did him.
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Mm.
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So fathers ain't doin'
well around my block.
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You think you'll be a good daddy?
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Come on. Don't do that.
Don't play me like that.
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What are you talking about? I got this.
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- You know what I'm sayin'?
- Well, what... What you gonna come with?
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Look. I can change diapers.
I can... I can fix bottles.
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And plus, I'll tease 'em. I'll do
the ShammGod cross-over, okay?
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We've got this.
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All we know is his name is Aaron
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and he was last seen outside
a barbershop in Brooklyn.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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So sorry about what
happened. Are you okay, babe?
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Yeah. Just can't
believe Copeland gave up
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his whole fashion
career for some coochie.
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Well, yeah. Well, how hot was the nanny?
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Remember when I said we
will never have a nanny?
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Mm-hmm.
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- That bitch is why.
- Gotcha.
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You know, this whole
thing has got me thinking.
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Maybe I should start working for myself,
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start my own fashion line.
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- Really?
- Yeah. I mean, I might as well.
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It's something I've always
wanted to do anyways.
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Yeah, I mean,
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I guess there won't be a better
time than right now.
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You know, Faith said the same thing
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when I talking to her about it.
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Wait. You talk to Faith
before you talk to me?
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Uhh, yeah.
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Faith is more interested in
my career than the hot nanny.
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Oh, okay, that's not fair to
me or the hot nanny.
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Boy, look.
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Look at all of these designs
that I've done already.
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From back in the day.
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- Yeah. Oh, man.
- See?
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You spend every free second
drawing these designs.
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This is clearly what you want to do.
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You know, you're right. Now
it's time for me to do me.
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You have been doing this a long time.
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Some of these styles are a little old.
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Well, maybe I won't use all of them.
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I don't know.
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You know, if BET ever does
the Bell Biv DeVoe movie,
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you'll definitely get a
call. They will call you.
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Hey, Bobby!
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You're lookin' good, my man.
Whose identity you stealing?
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Nah, it ain't even like that, okay?
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Bobby's going blue-collar,
man. He's gonna be a bug man.
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- What's the scam, though?
- Oh, I know.
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He tells the homeowners they
got to be out for four hours
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while the fumigate, and then his boys
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break in and rob the
place while they're gone.
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I mean, that's a good
idea, but I'm going legit.
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Ah, you got, like, a real job.
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Nah, listen, man.
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I brought Bobby by so he
could check out the house,
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maybe make a proposal to Mullins.
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- What you think, Bobby?
- I mean, that would be good,
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but first, I got to find
evidence of roaches or rodents.
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Oh, wait a minute. I-I
think I found something.
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This right here is droppings
from a German roach.
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It's the most common roach
found on the Eastern seaboard.
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And this is just nasty.
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Mullins needs to clean this place up.
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- Hell yeah.
- You're damn right.
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- Most foul fucking place...
- Pow!
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- Whoa, whoa!
- Whoa!
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This is a Madagascar hissing roach.
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- Oh, hell no. Agh!
- Oh, my God!
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Oh, this is a fantastic one.
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Wait a minute. This has
been on the entire time.
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Everybody breathe slow!
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♪ Party West Coast wide,
so what y'all wanna do? ♪
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What's this? Ohh! Ooh!
I know what this is.
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Now that you tasted my cooking again,
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you can't have nothin' else.
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I got you hooked, right?
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No, but since you mentioned
it, let me get one of those
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Snitches Get Ceviches
crab salad sandwiches.
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- You got it, pretty lady.
- Josh was telling me
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you're starting up
your own fashion line.
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- Yo, Shay, you're gonna kill that.
- Thank you.
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And I've been doing some
really good work with it, too.
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But I realized that I shouldn't
be starting my new business
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until Josh and I get that money back
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that we gave you for this food truck.
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Ah, man, I thought you and Josh
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had that, like, disposable
white-people money.
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I wish we did, but we don't.
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So once this food truck
starts making some money,
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then I can start my new business.
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So I was just thinking I'd come down
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and help out a little bit,
you know, like a consultant.
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So, go ahead. Do
whatever it is y'all do.
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- All right.
- And just act like I'm not here.
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What'll it be, my brother?
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Yeah, let me get the
Parole Board Bacon Burger
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and a side of French Connection Fries.
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Parole Board Bacon Burger.
French Connection Fries.
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You got it. That'll be $10.
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- You come back now, you hear?
- Thank you.
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- Pow!
- Okay, okay, that was a mess.
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What?! What did we do wrong?
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The man got his food.
We got our money. Holla!
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- Guys, you've got to up-sell.
- What's up-sell?
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Remember, back in the day, a
customer would come up to you,
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say, "I want two rocks for $10"?
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- You offered them...
- Four for $15.
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Exactly! Up-selling them.
So, a customer comes up.
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They say they want to buy some fries.
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You offer them a soda for a dollar more.
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Now, we buy our soda in bulk,
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so that's like, what, 30 cents a can?
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Boom. That's where the money come in.
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Through the sodas. Everybody know that.
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Everybody knows that!
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- Everybody know that?
- Mm-hmm.
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See, we start offering
two-for-one meals, combos...
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mess around and do a loyalty card.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And I must say,
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you look sexier than ever.
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Well, thank you.
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Cuzzo. Yes! Yes! Come
on. I'm glad you're here.
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- I need your help, yo.
- What's wrong?
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You know what I'm sayin'?
You know I'm trying
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- to make things right with Lisa, right?
- Yeah.
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So I invited her over for dinner.
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But... But come look, man.
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Yo, what's that smell?
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Look at that, man!
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Bobby, you can't feed
that to a pregnant woman.
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That baby might not
never want to come out.
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L-Look, I know, man.
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I don't want her to find out that the...
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the father of her child
can't even cook a single meal.
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Man, don't worry about it.
Uncle Tray Bags is here.
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I'm gonna help you out as much as I can.
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Okay. Thank you, cuzzo.
Look, I-I've got everything.
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I j... I just went
grocery shopping, man.
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Oh. Yeah, that's uh,
the child-safety latch.
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I-I baby-proofed everything.
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I'm talking about the
cabinets, uh, the power outlets.
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I even... I even
foam-guarded the sharp edges.
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I went a little overboard, huh?
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Wh... Ohh.
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L-Let me show you something.
Let me show you something.
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Um...
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I-I wrote a letter to the baby.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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It's, um...
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It says how I-I felt when I found out
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that I'll be a Dad.
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Bro.
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That's beautiful.
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I mean, like, I-I... I'm...
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I learned a lot just watching you.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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You missed 15 years of your kids' lives.
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Yeah.
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And I see how much that means to you
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and how hard you work to
be in their lives now and...
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I don't want to miss a second.
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Look at me. Bobby, you won't.
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Oh, oh, let me... let me
show you something else.
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Let me show you something else.
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Ohh! Look, look.
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I'm making a baby bed
with my bare hands.
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No, it's called a baby crib.
But God bless you anyway, man.
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Listen, I'm gonna be
ready when the baby comes.
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00:10:04,766 --> 00:10:08,267
I spoke to my, uh, my training
supervisor at Bug Assassins.
245
00:10:08,292 --> 00:10:10,565
- Mm-hmm.
- He said if I do good on my test,
246
00:10:10,657 --> 00:10:12,942
- I can get all the premium accounts.
- Wow.
247
00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:15,105
I'm talking about all
the fast-food restaurants,
248
00:10:15,106 --> 00:10:18,045
the middle-school cafeterias,
like, all the nastiest places!
249
00:10:18,046 --> 00:10:20,093
You're trained to go.
I see that in your eye.
250
00:10:20,118 --> 00:10:22,006
But before you put the
baby in, test it out
251
00:10:22,031 --> 00:10:23,985
with, like, a cantaloupe or
a watermelon or something.
252
00:10:23,986 --> 00:10:25,632
Oh, no, I was just gonna get
somebody else's baby here
253
00:10:25,656 --> 00:10:26,709
and throw it in.
254
00:10:26,734 --> 00:10:28,551
- You was gonna do what?
- I was gonna get somebody else's baby.
255
00:10:28,575 --> 00:10:29,782
No. No, you're not.
256
00:10:33,256 --> 00:10:36,125
♪ It's been a long comin',
mommy, I'm on a roll ♪
257
00:10:36,126 --> 00:10:38,665
♪ Gee, your boy comin' with
the fat, bad roll, huh? ♪
258
00:10:38,666 --> 00:10:40,935
Damn, Shay! Where you
find all these women?
259
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,862
I contacted some of my designer
friends that I've worked with,
260
00:10:43,887 --> 00:10:46,061
then asked them to send me
some of their sexy models.
261
00:10:46,086 --> 00:10:47,555
Because sex sells.
262
00:10:47,676 --> 00:10:49,205
And I'm buyin'.
263
00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:50,246
You know what?
264
00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:52,805
I think I better get
back out there, you know,
265
00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:55,116
make sure they don't take
off with any inventory.
266
00:10:55,537 --> 00:10:57,485
I guess we won't be working today.
267
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:02,920
Now that things have slowed down,
268
00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:06,189
I'd just like to say to Shay thank you,
269
00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:07,871
'cause we cleaned up.
270
00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:10,397
Well, we all did it together, okay?
271
00:11:10,422 --> 00:11:12,906
And that's just the beginning.
We're just getting started.
272
00:11:13,192 --> 00:11:14,762
Where's Bobby? I thought
he'd be here today.
273
00:11:14,786 --> 00:11:16,548
Nah, he getting ready
to take that bug test.
274
00:11:16,573 --> 00:11:17,802
He's gonna be an exterminator.
275
00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:21,096
What? Bobby with a real
job? I've got to see this.
276
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,801
Nah, for real.
277
00:11:23,299 --> 00:11:25,678
He's taking this whole
daddy thing serious.
278
00:11:25,703 --> 00:11:27,838
Dad thing? Wh... Who
he having a baby with?
279
00:11:27,996 --> 00:11:30,766
- With Lisa.
- That heifer? Hell nah.
280
00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:33,308
Bobby is not the father
of her baby, okay?
281
00:11:33,309 --> 00:11:34,578
I know that for a fact.
282
00:11:34,846 --> 00:11:38,257
My friend Faith? Her ex,
Greg. He's the father.
283
00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:39,848
Greg told Faith last week.
284
00:11:39,988 --> 00:11:43,813
Damn! This is gonna crush Bobby.
He about to take this test.
285
00:11:43,838 --> 00:11:46,361
I just don't want him to
give up before he even, no...
286
00:11:46,386 --> 00:11:48,740
Tray, no job is that important.
287
00:11:48,765 --> 00:11:50,058
You need to tell him the truth.
288
00:11:50,059 --> 00:11:52,348
I know. I know.
289
00:11:53,110 --> 00:11:54,237
I love the boy.
290
00:11:54,523 --> 00:11:56,598
But ever since he found
out he was gonna be a Dad,
291
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,338
it changed him as a person.
292
00:11:58,608 --> 00:12:00,068
And it's all because of this baby.
293
00:12:00,069 --> 00:12:02,616
Tray. You got to tell him.
294
00:12:04,139 --> 00:12:05,908
After he takes the test. I promise.
295
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:07,948
All done here, boss.
296
00:12:08,203 --> 00:12:09,723
I guess I'll see you Saturday morning.
297
00:12:09,794 --> 00:12:11,456
Yo, we're gonna move the truck down
298
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,075
to the Brooklyn Bites festival.
299
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,043
Try not to be late this time.
300
00:12:15,697 --> 00:12:17,546
All right. I'll see you
Saturday. Later, Shay.
301
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,828
- All right. Later.
- All right.
302
00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:21,828
Actually, Tray, we should take the truck
303
00:12:22,063 --> 00:12:23,879
to Prospect Park on Saturday.
304
00:12:23,904 --> 00:12:25,561
See, there's an outdoor
concert going on.
305
00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:28,363
It's classical music, so
we could introduce the food
306
00:12:28,388 --> 00:12:30,917
to a whole different
demographic of people,
307
00:12:30,942 --> 00:12:32,615
- plus charge higher prices.
- Mm-hmm.
308
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,038
But if we go to Brooklyn Bites,
309
00:12:34,148 --> 00:12:36,377
that's my people,
and I want to feed my people.
310
00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:39,019
- Okay, um... Tray?
- Mm-hmm.
311
00:12:39,044 --> 00:12:40,170
Now that we're partners,
312
00:12:40,195 --> 00:12:41,778
I think we should make
decisions together.
313
00:12:41,779 --> 00:12:43,456
Yeah, but since it's my food,
314
00:12:43,481 --> 00:12:45,518
I think we're gonna run
on down to Brooklyn Bites.
315
00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:47,018
Well, since it's my money...
316
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:51,065
I'll see on over at Prospect Park.
317
00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:02,368
Everybody's here?
Good. All hands on deck.
318
00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:05,768
Bobby, I need you to go into the
park and pass out these flyers.
319
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,728
Let people know where we are, okay?
320
00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:08,918
- Babe.
- Huh?
321
00:13:08,943 --> 00:13:11,808
I want you to wipe down the
whole truck on the outside.
322
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,302
I need it shinin'!
323
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,286
Green Eyes, I need you
to go to the corner,
324
00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:17,295
get the trash can, put it in
front of the truck so then,
325
00:13:17,319 --> 00:13:20,049
that way, our area stays
clean and looks more inviting.
326
00:13:21,036 --> 00:13:22,196
All right. Did I stutter?
327
00:13:22,873 --> 00:13:24,002
Get to it.
328
00:13:24,161 --> 00:13:27,440
- All right, all right.
- You could say "please".
329
00:13:27,465 --> 00:13:29,052
Baby, you'll be saying
"please" later on tonight
330
00:13:29,053 --> 00:13:30,982
when I get in that ass. Okay, look here.
331
00:13:30,983 --> 00:13:32,583
You sure give a lot of orders.
332
00:13:32,593 --> 00:13:34,252
It's not about being nice, Tray.
333
00:13:34,395 --> 00:13:36,392
When you're in charge, you
just got to get things done.
334
00:13:36,393 --> 00:13:38,062
Yeah, but I thought I was in charge.
335
00:13:38,063 --> 00:13:40,518
You are in charge. Now, get to cooking.
336
00:13:40,829 --> 00:13:42,258
Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
337
00:13:43,597 --> 00:13:45,508
- This is gluten-free flour.
- Yeah?
338
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,872
Well, gluten-free dishes are
gonna be a hit with this crowd.
339
00:13:47,873 --> 00:13:50,416
Yeah, but the theme of
this truck is "prison".
340
00:13:50,441 --> 00:13:53,148
And in prison, ain't no
such thing as gluten-free.
341
00:13:53,973 --> 00:13:55,632
Tray, you need to expand your vision.
342
00:13:55,657 --> 00:13:57,318
Your thinking is way too limited.
343
00:13:57,343 --> 00:14:00,212
There's a lot more things
we can be doing in Brooklyn
344
00:14:00,213 --> 00:14:01,752
besides feeding everybody.
345
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,213
Yeah, but I want to feed Brooklyn.
346
00:14:03,223 --> 00:14:05,576
And real Brooklyn wants real flour.
347
00:14:06,953 --> 00:14:11,222
I already put on the flyers
that we have gluten-free options.
348
00:14:11,247 --> 00:14:12,816
Yeah, but I'm in charge!
349
00:14:13,397 --> 00:14:14,996
It's not about who's in charge.
350
00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:17,033
It's about who knows what
they're talking about.
351
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,916
And that's me!
352
00:14:21,435 --> 00:14:23,618
Yeah, you look crazy in that whiteface,
353
00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:25,172
trying to impress my people.
354
00:14:25,173 --> 00:14:26,903
- Oh, you think this is funny?
- Yes.
355
00:14:26,913 --> 00:14:28,712
- You think it's funny?
- Ha, ha, ha!
356
00:14:28,713 --> 00:14:30,442
- "Ha, ha, ha".
- Look at you.
357
00:14:30,443 --> 00:14:31,999
Well, how do you feel, huh?
358
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:37,182
Look at you. Lookin'
like a black geisha.
359
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,629
Don't you, Tray.
Don't... Don't you do it.
360
00:14:39,654 --> 00:14:41,593
- Don't you do it, Tray.
- Nah, you asked for it.
361
00:14:41,618 --> 00:14:43,817
No, don't you... Don't you... Tray!
362
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:46,638
Don't do it! Tray! Stop it!
363
00:14:46,663 --> 00:14:48,024
You play too much!
364
00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:58,459
Hi. Hey... Hey, there. Uh...
365
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,673
How can we help you?
366
00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:06,511
I think we pretty much threw
away all the profits for today.
367
00:15:06,536 --> 00:15:07,812
That's what I'm talking about, man.
368
00:15:07,813 --> 00:15:09,082
Like, pre-exterminator Bobby?
369
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,080
Oh, I'd have loved to see a food fight.
370
00:15:11,145 --> 00:15:12,447
Oh, yeah. I'd loved that.
You know what I'm sayin'?
371
00:15:12,471 --> 00:15:14,372
But right now, I just can't
help but think of how that's...
372
00:15:14,396 --> 00:15:15,795
that's hurting the brand, right?
373
00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:17,922
I got to tell you, Bobby.
I'm really impressed
374
00:15:17,947 --> 00:15:19,767
with how you're sticking
to this new path,
375
00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:20,978
- you know?
- Thank you. Thank you.
376
00:15:21,002 --> 00:15:23,448
Especially after Lisa lied to
you about it being your baby.
377
00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:25,860
And you stayed strong
through the whole thing.
378
00:15:26,654 --> 00:15:27,955
That's... That's something.
You should be proud.
379
00:15:27,979 --> 00:15:29,572
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. What you...
380
00:15:29,573 --> 00:15:32,829
What you talking about, she...
she lied... lied about the baby?
381
00:15:32,854 --> 00:15:33,942
What are you doing?
382
00:15:34,608 --> 00:15:36,640
Oh, shit. No, uh...
383
00:15:37,815 --> 00:15:38,946
Bobby, I'm sorry.
384
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,418
I assumed that, uh...
385
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,028
Shannon told me. I assumed you knew.
386
00:15:43,053 --> 00:15:45,283
And that... I'm sorry.
387
00:15:45,442 --> 00:15:47,864
Oh, nah, nah.
388
00:15:47,889 --> 00:15:49,371
Nah, nah, it's cool.
389
00:15:50,263 --> 00:15:52,362
It's cool. You know what I'm sayin'?
390
00:15:52,928 --> 00:15:54,192
I dodged a bullet.
391
00:15:54,193 --> 00:15:55,932
- Yeah.
- Right? Right?
392
00:15:55,933 --> 00:15:57,962
I'm sorry. I really am.
393
00:15:58,648 --> 00:16:00,317
I mean, that's... that's great news.
394
00:16:00,445 --> 00:16:03,526
Well... I'm sure it's not.
395
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,098
It's good news!
396
00:16:07,123 --> 00:16:09,492
I... I feel bad, Bobby.
397
00:16:11,543 --> 00:16:13,743
Can you leave that trash,
though? I'll take care of it.
398
00:16:15,471 --> 00:16:16,922
H... I'll get that!
399
00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:20,075
I'll... Don't even worry
about it! I'll get it!
400
00:16:21,543 --> 00:16:24,115
- Shay!
- Tray.
401
00:16:24,393 --> 00:16:25,526
Yo, I came over here to let you know
402
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,256
how pissed off I was yesterday.
403
00:16:27,281 --> 00:16:28,962
I've decided to find a new investor
404
00:16:28,963 --> 00:16:30,532
to buy you and Josh out!
405
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,772
Just so I don't have to
deal with this no more!
406
00:16:34,373 --> 00:16:36,156
- Thank you.
- Tray, I don't want that.
407
00:16:36,346 --> 00:16:37,702
Good, 'cause I don't even know
408
00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:39,703
where I was gonna find
somebody to buy y'all out.
409
00:16:39,713 --> 00:16:41,642
I don't even know nobody
with that kind of money.
410
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,965
- That's a damn shame.
- Mm. Yo, you know what?
411
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:46,917
The last time I saw you this mad
was just before I got locked up.
412
00:16:46,942 --> 00:16:50,182
Remember? And I bought them tickets
to the Mary J. Blige concert.
413
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,922
Yeah, that was a big fight.
414
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,922
I told me I should know
you well enough to know
415
00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:55,922
that you don't even
like concerts, remember?
416
00:16:55,923 --> 00:16:57,322
And then the real reason came out...
417
00:16:57,323 --> 00:16:59,541
is 'cause LaTanya Leggett
was gonna be there.
418
00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:01,130
Yeah, that bitch was set trippin',
419
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,414
talkin' about she was gonna
whup my ass on eyesight.
420
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:04,543
I love me some Mary,
421
00:17:04,568 --> 00:17:06,299
but not enough to be
getting no ass-whuppin'.
422
00:17:06,323 --> 00:17:09,253
- So what you scared of now?
- Psh. What? Nothing.
423
00:17:09,816 --> 00:17:12,542
Come on, Shay. Something's scaring you.
424
00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:14,488
Boy, please. I ain't scared of nothing
425
00:17:14,513 --> 00:17:17,172
except for something
happening to my kids and Josh.
426
00:17:17,459 --> 00:17:19,719
Oh, and horses... anything that big
427
00:17:19,753 --> 00:17:22,258
that'll let you nail shoes
into the bottom of their feet
428
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:26,298
and ride them is either
stupid or trying to set you up.
429
00:17:26,323 --> 00:17:27,722
I promise you.
430
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,345
I ain't never scared.
431
00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:33,353
I am so, so scared!
432
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:37,606
I just lost my job, and I'm
trying to start my own business.
433
00:17:37,631 --> 00:17:38,902
Now, what was I thinking?!
434
00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:40,386
You're thinking smart.
435
00:17:40,411 --> 00:17:42,502
You're taking your future
into your own hands.
436
00:17:42,503 --> 00:17:45,302
But what if I fail? What
if I can't make payroll?
437
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,442
Or I hire the wrong marketing team?
438
00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:49,573
Ohh, where the kids gonna live?!
439
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,682
Okay, okay, okay.
440
00:17:50,707 --> 00:17:55,488
So, in this extreme scenario,
I guess Josh is dead?
441
00:17:55,513 --> 00:17:57,313
Girl, yeah. He gets shot by the police
442
00:17:57,323 --> 00:17:59,452
for robbing a liquor store
'cause he's trying to feed us
443
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,647
- and everything!
- Oh, my God. Listen, okay?
444
00:18:02,672 --> 00:18:07,092
Everything worth doing comes with risks.
445
00:18:07,456 --> 00:18:09,356
Do you think I like being single again?
446
00:18:09,603 --> 00:18:11,740
They say women our age
have a better chance
447
00:18:11,765 --> 00:18:13,063
of getting struck by lightning
448
00:18:13,073 --> 00:18:15,172
than finding a meaningful relationship.
449
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:17,930
Girl, that shit scared me so much,
450
00:18:17,955 --> 00:18:20,024
I thought about taking
Greg's begging ass back.
451
00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:22,124
- Mnh!
- But then it hit me.
452
00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:25,282
I know my worth. Do you know your worth?
453
00:18:25,587 --> 00:18:27,656
Yeah. I am... I am smart.
454
00:18:27,681 --> 00:18:29,080
- Yes, you are.
- I'm talented.
455
00:18:29,105 --> 00:18:30,434
- I'm kind.
- Yes, you are!
456
00:18:30,459 --> 00:18:32,351
- I'm a problem-solver.
- Come on!
457
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:33,751
Yeah, and I'm talented.
458
00:18:33,776 --> 00:18:35,569
- Yes, you are.
- Am I really talented?
459
00:18:35,594 --> 00:18:37,463
Yes, you're talented!
460
00:18:37,879 --> 00:18:41,162
You know, I've been thinking
about expanding my business,
461
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,155
you know, maybe adding on a partner.
462
00:18:43,362 --> 00:18:45,857
It'd be a lot less scary
if I did it with a friend.
463
00:18:45,882 --> 00:18:47,078
- Girl.
- Girl.
464
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:48,632
- Girl!
- You think?
465
00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:50,638
Let me get my portfolio
so I can show you
466
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,010
- some of my sketches.
- Mm-hmm.
467
00:18:52,035 --> 00:18:54,091
And then we can argue about
where our office is gonna be.
468
00:18:54,115 --> 00:18:55,212
Ooh. Manhattan.
469
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,883
Oh, no, we definitely gonna be arguing.
470
00:18:57,908 --> 00:18:59,112
- Why?!
- Mm-hmm.
471
00:19:26,813 --> 00:19:28,573
Yo, Bob, I owe you an apology, kid.
472
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:32,635
I should've told you about
this chick Lisa sooner.
473
00:19:32,746 --> 00:19:34,920
You know, I didn't have the right
to withhold information on you.
474
00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:36,013
I'm just saying I'm sorry.
475
00:19:36,023 --> 00:19:37,585
Look, it's cool. It's cool, man.
476
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,434
I know you just was
lookin' out, all right?
477
00:19:39,459 --> 00:19:40,968
Matter of fact, you probably was right.
478
00:19:40,992 --> 00:19:42,253
You know what I'm talkin' about?
479
00:19:42,277 --> 00:19:44,006
Yeah. So what you gonna do now?
480
00:19:44,093 --> 00:19:45,872
I mean, yo, buster, you
could always come work
481
00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:47,223
on the food truck with us, man.
482
00:19:47,248 --> 00:19:49,594
You might have to fight
Green Eyes, but it's all good.
483
00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:51,632
You know, I'm gonna do that, man.
484
00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:55,426
But I think I'm gonna still
give this bug stuff a try.
485
00:19:55,451 --> 00:19:56,507
You know what I'm
sayin'? I'm good at it.
486
00:19:56,531 --> 00:19:58,502
Yes, man. I'm happy for you, cuz.
487
00:19:58,737 --> 00:20:01,045
And, by the way, man, can
you please get your hands
488
00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:02,648
on some of that industrial bug spray?
489
00:20:02,673 --> 00:20:04,966
'Cause I'm scared to death
to go up in Mullins', man.
490
00:20:04,991 --> 00:20:06,112
You got me thinkin', B.
491
00:20:06,113 --> 00:20:07,852
Say less, yo. I got you.
492
00:20:07,853 --> 00:20:10,569
Yo! Lisa! Yo, come on down, man.
493
00:20:10,594 --> 00:20:12,075
I've got some stuff for you, baby.
494
00:20:13,354 --> 00:20:14,883
I got to tell you, cuz, man.
495
00:20:14,908 --> 00:20:16,685
For you to be able to forgive somebody
496
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:18,392
- after something like this happens?
- Yeah.
497
00:20:18,393 --> 00:20:20,522
And then let Lisa keep the baby stuff?
498
00:20:20,547 --> 00:20:21,932
- Man, that's big.
- Yeah.
499
00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:23,032
I'm proud of you.
500
00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:25,232
Don't be.
501
00:20:47,093 --> 00:20:52,223
Bobby! You ignorant, selfish,
arsonist motherfucker!
502
00:20:52,248 --> 00:20:55,278
Fuck!