1 00:00:00,255 --> 00:00:02,016 Everyone please stay close. 2 00:00:02,018 --> 00:00:04,979 Keep your pocketbooks tight and your heads on a swivel. 3 00:00:04,981 --> 00:00:06,425 We're in Brownsville now. 4 00:00:06,427 --> 00:00:09,790 Home of M.O.P., Mike Tyson, and Riddick Bowe... 5 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:12,072 two heavyweight champions of the world. 6 00:00:12,074 --> 00:00:15,437 But the real legend was 90-year-old Mama Jarvis. 7 00:00:15,439 --> 00:00:18,921 We called her "227" because she knew everybody's business. 8 00:00:18,923 --> 00:00:20,723 She lived here on the ground floor, 9 00:00:20,725 --> 00:00:24,007 and she raised half the kids in this project. 10 00:00:24,009 --> 00:00:26,690 - Deric, get outta that tree, boy. - _ 11 00:00:26,692 --> 00:00:28,573 - Okay. - Erica, I see you. 12 00:00:28,575 --> 00:00:29,894 Come out of that bush. 13 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:31,937 Sean, get away from Erica's bush. 14 00:00:31,939 --> 00:00:35,301 Y'all behave yourself, you hear me? 15 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:36,999 She always made sure 16 00:00:37,001 --> 00:00:38,425 our bellies were full. 17 00:00:38,427 --> 00:00:40,027 Who wants cookies? 18 00:00:40,029 --> 00:00:41,509 Thanks, Mama Jarvis. 19 00:00:41,511 --> 00:00:43,311 - Man, just get away! - My favorite. 20 00:00:43,313 --> 00:00:44,833 Slow down, Craig. 21 00:00:44,835 --> 00:00:47,116 You know obesity runs in your family, right? 22 00:00:47,118 --> 00:00:50,800 And because of her love, Mama Jarvis was untouchable. 23 00:00:50,802 --> 00:00:55,486 She could walk through the hood anytime, day or night. 24 00:00:57,931 --> 00:01:01,313 Mama Jarvis! Whoa. Chill out, chill out! Chill out! 25 00:01:01,315 --> 00:01:04,442 Oh, shit! Hold on, hold on. Stop firing, stop firing! 26 00:01:04,444 --> 00:01:06,708 - Hey, how you doing, Mama Jarvis? - Everything good? 27 00:01:06,710 --> 00:01:09,023 - Oh, hey, sweet babies. - Hey. Hey, how you doing? 28 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,985 - I'm doing fine. - Oh, that's good, that's good. 29 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:12,867 - That's good, that's good. - Now, y'all staying out of trouble? 30 00:01:12,869 --> 00:01:14,629 - Yes, ma'am. - You being good? 31 00:01:14,631 --> 00:01:16,191 - Of course, Mama. - Yes, yes, ma'am. 32 00:01:16,193 --> 00:01:18,154 I wanna see y'all in church on Sunday. 33 00:01:18,156 --> 00:01:19,836 - Okay, Mama, okay. Yes, of course. - And I mean not just 34 00:01:19,838 --> 00:01:21,638 for your homies' funerals, either. 35 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,160 - Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. - Okay. 36 00:01:23,162 --> 00:01:25,122 - You have a good one. - Take care. 37 00:01:25,124 --> 00:01:28,046 What the... What... 38 00:01:28,048 --> 00:01:30,996 Oh, and if Mister Earl comes looking for me, 39 00:01:30,998 --> 00:01:32,692 send him through. 40 00:01:32,694 --> 00:01:34,494 - Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am. 41 00:01:34,496 --> 00:01:38,419 Mama Jarvis was never short on love or wisdom. 42 00:01:38,421 --> 00:01:41,382 Christopher, I want you to stop crying. 43 00:01:41,384 --> 00:01:44,827 I know she said you were fat, black, and ugly as ever. 44 00:01:44,829 --> 00:01:47,150 But that's not necessarily true. 45 00:01:47,152 --> 00:01:50,754 Now, I want to stay coogie down to your socks, 46 00:01:50,756 --> 00:01:55,960 keep your rings and your watch filled with diamond rocks, 47 00:01:55,962 --> 00:01:59,685 and when the girls peep you, they gonna see you. 48 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,968 Ya hear that, Big Poppa? 49 00:02:01,970 --> 00:02:03,610 I love it when you call me that. 50 00:02:03,612 --> 00:02:05,572 Now, give Mama a big hug. 51 00:02:05,574 --> 00:02:08,336 Her kind words touched some of the most brilliant minds 52 00:02:08,338 --> 00:02:10,187 of our generation. 53 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:13,702 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 54 00:02:15,627 --> 00:02:17,707 Oh, I was thinking we could grab ramen 55 00:02:17,709 --> 00:02:20,511 at our favorite joint right before "Star Wars". 56 00:02:20,513 --> 00:02:22,633 Sure, I guess. 57 00:02:22,635 --> 00:02:25,697 I mean, we had everything off that menu twice. 58 00:02:27,962 --> 00:02:29,442 Hey, what's up, Tray? 59 00:02:29,444 --> 00:02:31,284 Shahzad, you busy? 60 00:02:31,286 --> 00:02:33,647 - Nah, I ain't doing anything. - Guess what. 61 00:02:33,649 --> 00:02:36,130 I got tickets to the first Icon Basketball Classic. 62 00:02:36,132 --> 00:02:38,092 - You wanna go? - Sure. 63 00:02:38,094 --> 00:02:40,055 Bet. I'll pick you up in 30. 64 00:02:40,057 --> 00:02:42,338 A'ight, I'll see you soon. 65 00:02:42,340 --> 00:02:46,543 So, Tray got us tickets to some basketball game. 66 00:02:46,545 --> 00:02:49,747 I don't know. Do you mind if we watch "Star Wars" later? 67 00:02:49,749 --> 00:02:52,390 Uh... Mind I do not. 68 00:02:52,392 --> 00:02:54,192 - Have fun you will. - Thanks, Dad. 69 00:02:54,194 --> 00:02:59,839 Yeah, may the Force be with you. 70 00:02:59,841 --> 00:03:01,682 What's going on? I thought you guys 71 00:03:01,684 --> 00:03:03,764 were gonna go get ramen and watch "Star Wars" again? 72 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:06,663 Yeah, we were. Then, uh, Tray called 73 00:03:06,665 --> 00:03:09,852 with basketball tickets, and Shahzad blew me off. 74 00:03:09,854 --> 00:03:12,815 - He doesn't even like basketball. - I'm sorry. 75 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:14,898 I feel like I get so little time with him, 76 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:17,621 and, when we do hang out, he's distant. 77 00:03:17,623 --> 00:03:20,573 - Am I doing something wrong? - No, babe. He's a teenager. 78 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,507 Making you feel shitty is what they do. 79 00:03:22,509 --> 00:03:24,910 It was just so much easier when he was little 80 00:03:24,912 --> 00:03:27,153 and he looked up to me. 81 00:03:27,155 --> 00:03:29,035 Now I feel like he thinks I'm a dork. 82 00:03:29,037 --> 00:03:32,920 Aw, but you are a dork, sweetie, and that's why I love you. 83 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:34,602 Not making me feel better. 84 00:03:34,604 --> 00:03:36,404 I know what would make you feel better. 85 00:03:36,406 --> 00:03:38,687 - What? - Amira is over Layla's house, 86 00:03:38,689 --> 00:03:41,651 and we got this whole place to ourselves, 87 00:03:41,653 --> 00:03:43,813 so we can get as loud as we want to. 88 00:03:43,815 --> 00:03:45,776 Oh, yeah, sounds good. 89 00:03:45,778 --> 00:03:47,858 - You know what sounds good to me? - What? 90 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:49,821 You on your knees, begging me to... 91 00:03:49,823 --> 00:03:51,911 ... move this coffee table to the center. 92 00:03:51,913 --> 00:03:53,616 - Mm. Right. - That's where it should be, in the middle. 93 00:03:53,618 --> 00:03:55,988 - Uh, Ma? Do you know where my blue jacket is? - Hmm? 94 00:03:55,990 --> 00:03:59,158 Uh, yeah, it's in the closet on the, uh, right-hand side, baby. 95 00:04:02,078 --> 00:04:04,639 - Now, when these kids are out of this house... - Uh-huh. 96 00:04:04,641 --> 00:04:06,441 ... Mama is coming for you. 97 00:04:06,443 --> 00:04:07,763 - Oh, Daddy can't wait. - Mm! 98 00:04:07,765 --> 00:04:09,205 Mm-hmm. 99 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,847 But, you know, now that you brought it up, 100 00:04:10,849 --> 00:04:13,330 I do like the idea of the coffee table over here. 101 00:04:13,332 --> 00:04:15,653 - Okay. Me too. - Yeah. Just fits better. 102 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:17,175 Yeah, let's move it. 103 00:04:17,177 --> 00:04:18,696 This is gonna be legendary. 104 00:04:18,698 --> 00:04:20,859 All the GOATS in one room. 105 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:23,943 - Shahzad. - What? 106 00:04:23,945 --> 00:04:25,385 Are you even listening? 107 00:04:25,387 --> 00:04:27,427 I'm not really into basketball. 108 00:04:27,429 --> 00:04:29,550 That's because you've never been to a live game. 109 00:04:29,552 --> 00:04:32,597 You've never had the thrill of watching your favorite player 110 00:04:32,599 --> 00:04:36,278 rest his testicles on another man's skull as he dunked on him. 111 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,880 I don't want to imagine that. 112 00:04:37,882 --> 00:04:39,963 Aw, back in the day, the players' shorts were so little, 113 00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:41,645 you didn't have to imagine it. 114 00:04:41,647 --> 00:04:43,127 You could go for a lay-up 115 00:04:43,129 --> 00:04:45,169 and get a prostate exam at the time, 116 00:04:45,171 --> 00:04:47,812 then come down and have your ass cheeks hanging out. 117 00:04:47,814 --> 00:04:49,615 Now, those were the golden days. 118 00:04:49,617 --> 00:04:51,179 Teams would get together for the love 119 00:04:51,181 --> 00:04:52,979 of beating the shit out of one another. 120 00:04:52,981 --> 00:04:56,383 You didn't need the UFC. You had the Detroit Pistons. 121 00:04:56,385 --> 00:04:58,706 - You ever heard of Rick Mahorn? - No. 122 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:00,428 - Dennis Rodman? - No. 123 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:03,672 He had big lips with an earring in it, black fingernail polish. 124 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:05,154 That's when they hustle. 125 00:05:05,156 --> 00:05:08,718 When the ball went up, the whole team said, "Crash!" 126 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:11,441 Let me hear you say, "Crash!" 127 00:05:11,443 --> 00:05:13,884 - I'm not saying that. - Say it. 128 00:05:13,886 --> 00:05:16,448 - Crash! - One more time. 129 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,730 Crash! 130 00:05:18,732 --> 00:05:21,254 - Keep doing it. - Crash! 131 00:05:21,256 --> 00:05:24,483 - Again. - Crash! 132 00:05:28,024 --> 00:05:30,745 - Get back! - Stop the ball, y'all! Stop... 133 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,148 There's nothing like being in the middle of the action. 134 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:35,391 The blood, the sweat, and if you're really lucky, 135 00:05:35,393 --> 00:05:37,994 you might get a gold tooth flying up here at you. 136 00:05:37,996 --> 00:05:40,637 Wait, we're sitting all the way up here? 137 00:05:40,639 --> 00:05:43,561 Shahzad, don't you turn your nose up at the nosebleeds, okay? 138 00:05:43,563 --> 00:05:45,564 This is where the real fans sit. 139 00:05:45,566 --> 00:05:48,327 Sure, there might be a few miscreants and pickpockets, 140 00:05:48,329 --> 00:05:50,490 but the camaraderie is real up here. 141 00:05:50,492 --> 00:05:54,174 Check this out. Hey, y'all, this is my son's first game. 142 00:05:56,459 --> 00:05:59,180 Here you go, little man. 143 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:06,069 Well, can we get some popcorn? 144 00:06:06,071 --> 00:06:07,951 At $21.50 a box? 145 00:06:07,953 --> 00:06:11,195 Those are hooker prices from 42nd Street and 11th Avenue 146 00:06:11,197 --> 00:06:13,878 on a Thursday, right after 9:00 at night, 147 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,881 with a student discount. 148 00:06:15,883 --> 00:06:17,523 Not that I would know anything about it, 149 00:06:17,525 --> 00:06:19,565 but don't you worry, 'cause your daddy 150 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:21,808 got a whole picnic right here in his pocket. 151 00:06:21,810 --> 00:06:24,171 Mac n' cheese. Jump on that. 152 00:06:24,173 --> 00:06:26,174 And that's with the Cheez-It crust. 153 00:06:26,176 --> 00:06:29,498 Mango slaw. Got sliders for you. 154 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,861 Wrap your mouth around that. 155 00:06:31,863 --> 00:06:34,183 Peanut butter cornbread. 156 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:38,989 And, for dessert, my world-famous "prison loaf". 157 00:06:38,991 --> 00:06:40,671 - Ba! - Yo. 158 00:06:40,673 --> 00:06:42,153 - Holla! - This is still warm. 159 00:06:42,155 --> 00:06:44,356 98.6 degrees, to be exact. 160 00:06:44,358 --> 00:06:46,038 Mm. Shit, that looks a helluva lot better 161 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,880 than this $12 rubbery hot dog. 162 00:06:47,882 --> 00:06:50,323 My dude, it is. 163 00:06:50,325 --> 00:06:51,605 Slider. 164 00:06:51,607 --> 00:06:53,207 My man, thank you. You got a cup? 165 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:55,249 - Hot dogs, ladies and gentlemen! - Excuse me. 166 00:06:55,251 --> 00:06:59,695 May we have cups, napkins, forks, and spoons? 167 00:06:59,697 --> 00:07:01,297 Here you go. 168 00:07:01,299 --> 00:07:03,980 You did this here, for your troubles... sliders. 169 00:07:03,982 --> 00:07:07,064 Mm. 170 00:07:08,708 --> 00:07:11,229 Come on! Come on, ref! 171 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:14,353 That's not no foul! Clean that glass eye, ref! 172 00:07:14,355 --> 00:07:15,955 - Coming up. Watch him. - Alright. 173 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:18,638 Jump! 174 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,482 - What's in this? - Honey, paprika, 175 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,725 and my secret, crushed Corn Flakes. 176 00:07:23,727 --> 00:07:26,648 - Wow. - Come on, now! Move the ball! 177 00:07:26,650 --> 00:07:29,011 Oh. 178 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:31,935 I didn't know you were here. 179 00:07:31,937 --> 00:07:36,380 Oh, that's what the eggplant-doughnut emoji meant. 180 00:07:36,382 --> 00:07:38,903 I thought that was a vegan snack you were trying to feed me. 181 00:07:38,905 --> 00:07:42,027 Mm. See, I bought this for you for your birthday, 182 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,190 but I thought maybe you could use it tonight. 183 00:07:44,192 --> 00:07:45,552 Oh, my God. Can we pl... 184 00:07:45,554 --> 00:07:47,554 Can we please try the other "birthday thing" tonight? 185 00:07:47,556 --> 00:07:49,316 Mnh-mnh. 186 00:07:49,318 --> 00:07:52,039 I only do that once a year, no exceptions. 187 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:54,202 You know that. 188 00:07:54,204 --> 00:07:56,325 Aw, it could be Shahzad. Hey. 189 00:07:56,327 --> 00:07:58,855 Hey, what if something's wrong? 190 00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:00,300 You don't have to worry about Shahzad. 191 00:08:00,302 --> 00:08:01,691 He's a responsible kid. 192 00:08:01,693 --> 00:08:03,814 Yeah, it's not Shahzad I'm worried about. 193 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,656 You know, what you need to be worried about 194 00:08:05,658 --> 00:08:07,939 - is what's going on down here. - Oh. 195 00:08:07,941 --> 00:08:09,301 What's down there? 196 00:08:09,303 --> 00:08:12,585 I got a thong on, and I can't find it. 197 00:08:12,587 --> 00:08:14,307 That's a very sad story. 198 00:08:14,309 --> 00:08:15,949 You know what game we play? 199 00:08:15,951 --> 00:08:17,951 - It's "find the thong". - Yes, 200 00:08:17,953 --> 00:08:21,760 so you better focus this time and use your teeth. 201 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,761 Hey! 202 00:08:25,763 --> 00:08:27,403 It's defense! 203 00:08:27,405 --> 00:08:28,925 Come on, man, look at the 3-second! 204 00:08:28,927 --> 00:08:30,807 They're building condominiums down there! 205 00:08:30,809 --> 00:08:33,330 Come on, ref! Make the call! Blow the whistle! 206 00:08:33,332 --> 00:08:36,695 Man, you the Stevie Wonder of refereeing! 207 00:08:36,697 --> 00:08:39,378 My son just did his first trash talk! 208 00:08:42,544 --> 00:08:46,587 Man, I wish we were closer. The players look so small. 209 00:08:46,589 --> 00:08:49,711 I know. Kevin Garnett look like Kevin Hart from up here. 210 00:08:49,713 --> 00:08:51,313 - Mm. - But not for long. 211 00:08:51,315 --> 00:08:53,756 - You see those empty seats at courtside? - Yeah. 212 00:08:53,758 --> 00:08:56,759 Your father about to teach you a valuable life lesson... 213 00:08:56,761 --> 00:08:58,962 how to be a baller on a budget. 214 00:08:58,964 --> 00:09:01,966 First, you buy the cheapest tickets in the house... check. 215 00:09:01,968 --> 00:09:04,508 And then, first quarter, you go to courtside, 216 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,892 and you look for two empty seats... check. 217 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:10,056 And then, at halftime, you go down there, and you take 'em. 218 00:09:10,058 --> 00:09:12,218 ♪ To the beat, beat, check it out ♪ 219 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:15,623 - Isn't that stealing? - Not if they're not being used. 220 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:19,227 Why shouldn't we be able to trip a referee if Spike Lee is home, 221 00:09:19,229 --> 00:09:22,952 busy polishing his Oscars instead of coming to a game? 222 00:09:24,676 --> 00:09:29,199 Baller roll out. 223 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:32,764 In order for this thing to work, you got to act like you belong. 224 00:09:32,766 --> 00:09:34,366 You got to have swag. 225 00:09:34,368 --> 00:09:35,887 You might not be Diddy, 226 00:09:35,889 --> 00:09:37,850 but you got to act like you runnin' this city. 227 00:09:37,852 --> 00:09:40,533 It's all in the walk, okay? Watch my bop. 228 00:09:40,535 --> 00:09:42,816 Long strides. 229 00:09:47,183 --> 00:09:48,463 Come on. Yes. 230 00:09:48,465 --> 00:09:50,826 Come on. 231 00:10:01,761 --> 00:10:04,723 Excuse me, sir. Can I see your tickets, please? 232 00:10:04,725 --> 00:10:07,006 I seem to have misplaced them. 233 00:10:07,008 --> 00:10:08,848 I think I left them in my Bugatti. 234 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:11,171 Your Bugatti? And what color is your Bugatti? 235 00:10:11,173 --> 00:10:13,734 Um... Chartreuse? 236 00:10:13,736 --> 00:10:16,261 - Chartreuse? And what color is chartreuse? - Yeah. 237 00:10:16,263 --> 00:10:19,541 Come on, man. Stop busting my balls. 238 00:10:19,543 --> 00:10:22,265 I'm just trying to make my kid's wish come true. 239 00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:24,668 Oh, oh. Why didn't you tell me? 240 00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:26,870 Let me show you your seats. 241 00:10:26,872 --> 00:10:29,233 Enjoy the game. 242 00:10:29,235 --> 00:10:31,356 And God bless you, son. 243 00:10:31,358 --> 00:10:33,479 Told you! 244 00:10:33,481 --> 00:10:35,161 Told you, kid. 245 00:10:35,163 --> 00:10:36,682 Wow! 246 00:10:36,684 --> 00:10:38,525 Courtside seats. 247 00:10:38,527 --> 00:10:42,570 Man, we so close, we can see LeBron's lace front. 248 00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:45,694 What's up, little man? I'm glad you could make it. 249 00:10:45,696 --> 00:10:47,976 You want to shoot around with the team? 250 00:10:47,978 --> 00:10:50,860 Shahzad, that's a living legend... Chris Bosh! 251 00:10:50,862 --> 00:10:52,302 What?! 252 00:10:52,304 --> 00:10:55,345 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 253 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,708 - Oh, my God. That was awesome! - Yo. 254 00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:31,991 I put my testicles on Chris Bosh's skull! 255 00:11:31,993 --> 00:11:34,394 Man, you wait until you get body-slammed 256 00:11:34,396 --> 00:11:36,837 by Dennis Rodman trying to save a ball. 257 00:11:38,481 --> 00:11:40,922 Oh, man, look, we're on the jumbotron. 258 00:11:40,924 --> 00:11:42,564 Let's give a warm Brooklyn welcome 259 00:11:42,566 --> 00:11:44,566 to our special guests this afternoon, 260 00:11:44,568 --> 00:11:46,929 Lucas Watkins and his father, Kenny, 261 00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:50,974 all the way from Kansas City, thanks to Got-A-Wish Foundation! 262 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:53,657 Making kids' wishes come true since 1980! 263 00:11:53,659 --> 00:11:56,461 - What do we do now? - Just roll with it, Lucas. 264 00:12:08,277 --> 00:12:10,198 No, come on. 265 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,841 Now, okay. I'm sorry. 266 00:12:12,843 --> 00:12:17,367 I just... I keep thinking about Shahzad bonding with Tray 267 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:20,410 and then he's not gonna want to hang out with me anymore. 268 00:12:20,412 --> 00:12:24,255 And I am... I'm just not ready to be a stepdad yet. 269 00:12:24,257 --> 00:12:26,458 Don't be silly. 270 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:30,022 You have been in Shahzad's life since he was 5 years old. 271 00:12:30,024 --> 00:12:32,585 This is not a competition. 272 00:12:32,587 --> 00:12:35,549 - Mm-hmm. - You and Tray are two different people. 273 00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:39,337 Tray is fun, exciting, and unpredictable. 274 00:12:39,339 --> 00:12:41,683 - Uh-huh. - But you... 275 00:12:41,685 --> 00:12:49,646 you... you're stable, comfortable, and... Josh. 276 00:12:49,648 --> 00:12:52,290 Thank you? I think. 277 00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:55,093 Well, it's your turn to put these on. 278 00:12:55,095 --> 00:12:57,776 Oh. I hate this part. 279 00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,820 We got to get out of here. We can get arrested for this. 280 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,544 Just be cool, man. 281 00:13:03,546 --> 00:13:06,507 Excuse me, but you two need to come with me. 282 00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:09,591 - Oh, man, it was his idea. - And it was a good one. 283 00:13:09,593 --> 00:13:12,274 Because Chris Bosh would like you and your dad 284 00:13:12,276 --> 00:13:13,876 to come and watch the rest of the game 285 00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:16,022 in his VIP lounge with him. 286 00:13:17,569 --> 00:13:19,552 Well, if you insist. Yeah! 287 00:13:19,554 --> 00:13:21,378 Come right this way. 288 00:13:24,932 --> 00:13:28,014 - Yeah, that's good. - My pleasure. 289 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,897 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce my guests, 290 00:13:30,899 --> 00:13:32,780 Kenny and Lucas Watkins. 291 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:38,667 You are such an inspiration. 292 00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:40,629 We're all praying for you. 293 00:13:40,631 --> 00:13:42,662 - Because of you, - ♪ I see them on the boulevard, ♪ 294 00:13:42,664 --> 00:13:44,554 - I keep going. - ♪ I see them on the streets ♪ 295 00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:46,116 ♪ I like 'em with the cute sundress ♪ 296 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:49,680 Tray, we should stop this. This ain't right. 297 00:13:49,682 --> 00:13:51,923 It's morally wrong. 298 00:13:51,925 --> 00:13:54,406 We can't. We in too deep. 299 00:13:54,408 --> 00:13:56,969 Plus, Karrueche Tran is into me. 300 00:13:56,971 --> 00:13:59,412 I don't want to impersonate a cancer patient. 301 00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:01,012 I know you must be so tired, 302 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,337 but would you mind taking a picture with the two of us? 303 00:14:03,339 --> 00:14:06,221 Maybe we can go on a little longer. 304 00:14:06,223 --> 00:14:09,104 Will you take my hand? 305 00:14:09,106 --> 00:14:13,109 Man, I can't believe that I'm hanging out with an NBA legend. 306 00:14:13,111 --> 00:14:14,751 To be honest, I loved you on the court. 307 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:16,212 I love you more on Instagram. 308 00:14:16,214 --> 00:14:18,916 Tell the truth... you using mad filters, right? 309 00:14:18,918 --> 00:14:21,920 A gentleman never tells, man. Uh, go ahead, sit down. 310 00:14:21,922 --> 00:14:23,762 Oh, thank you. 311 00:14:23,764 --> 00:14:25,084 - Hi. - Wow. 312 00:14:25,086 --> 00:14:26,326 Come sit down. 313 00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:28,048 Oh, thank you. 314 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:30,531 I'mma call you "Candy" 'cause you make my teeth hurt. 315 00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:32,733 Ooh! I like that. 316 00:14:34,297 --> 00:14:37,419 Yeah, they say I can go any day. 317 00:14:37,421 --> 00:14:40,103 You poor little guy. Are you in pain? 318 00:14:40,105 --> 00:14:43,587 Oh, my shoulders hurt from all the radiation. 319 00:14:43,589 --> 00:14:46,313 Aww! Is pressure okay? 320 00:14:46,315 --> 00:14:47,752 Mm-hmm. 321 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,537 Can I get y'all numbers? 322 00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:51,683 You know, just... just in case I make it? 323 00:14:51,685 --> 00:14:54,400 - Mmm! Everything but the tail, girl. - Ah! 324 00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:56,082 You must be a mermaid. 325 00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:57,804 - You want some more shrimp? - Mm-hmm. 326 00:14:57,806 --> 00:14:59,086 Uh, excuse me? 327 00:14:59,088 --> 00:15:00,968 We gonna need some more shrimp, 328 00:15:00,970 --> 00:15:03,331 at least 20 more, and some champagne. 329 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,894 Bring the kind of stuff that you pour on a stripper. 330 00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:07,496 Mm. Excuse me. 331 00:15:07,498 --> 00:15:08,841 My bad, Karrueche. 332 00:15:08,843 --> 00:15:11,982 - The kind you pour on a lady... that strips. - Mm. 333 00:15:11,984 --> 00:15:13,984 - Okay. - Here you go, Mr. Watkins. 334 00:15:13,986 --> 00:15:16,027 Uh, I hope they fit. Anything else? 335 00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:19,031 Yes, a Segway, some pit bull puppies, 336 00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,794 some Timberlands, size 11, and a red leather cou... 337 00:15:23,078 --> 00:15:25,839 Uh, some jerseys would be fine. 338 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,002 Thank you. 339 00:15:28,004 --> 00:15:30,805 It must take a special kind of parent 340 00:15:30,807 --> 00:15:32,527 to take care of a sick child. 341 00:15:32,529 --> 00:15:34,450 Especially when you're single, you know? 342 00:15:34,452 --> 00:15:37,557 And I just do not know what I'm gonna do once he's gone. 343 00:15:37,559 --> 00:15:39,742 He looks pretty lively to me. 344 00:15:39,744 --> 00:15:43,381 Wow! Wishes do come true! 345 00:15:43,383 --> 00:15:46,665 She's clapping her butt cheeks! 346 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,628 Wow. 347 00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:53,073 - Hold on, man. - What's up? 348 00:15:53,075 --> 00:15:55,379 I hope all this makes your son's fight a little easier. 349 00:15:55,381 --> 00:15:58,279 We know how hard it is for families 350 00:15:58,281 --> 00:16:00,762 to pay medical bills with children like Lucas. 351 00:16:00,764 --> 00:16:02,888 So, with that said, 352 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:06,930 I'm personally donating $100,000 in his name 353 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,892 to the Got-A-Wish Foundation. 354 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:18,023 - I'm... I'm speechless. - Come on, man. Let's get a picture. 355 00:16:18,025 --> 00:16:19,561 - Excuse me. - Alright, everyone. 356 00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,107 Let's smile for the camera. 357 00:16:21,109 --> 00:16:23,150 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Bosh. 358 00:16:23,152 --> 00:16:25,553 We just got a call from the Got-A-Wish Foundation. 359 00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:28,598 Lucas and Kenny Watkins aren't gonna be able to make it today. 360 00:16:29,498 --> 00:16:31,840 Lucas died in his tree house this morning. 361 00:16:35,807 --> 00:16:38,849 Uh, uh, you can... you can take this check. 362 00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:41,372 You can take this check. Excuse me. 363 00:16:41,374 --> 00:16:43,935 - Shahzad, get the jerseys. - Mm-hmm. 364 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,898 Hey, man. Hold on, bud. 365 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,620 - Oh. - Hey! My back! 366 00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:50,386 Sorry! 367 00:16:50,388 --> 00:16:52,225 I'm going upstairs to read. 368 00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:54,348 Okay. Just gonna watch some ESPN. 369 00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:56,792 Really? You don't ever watch sports. 370 00:16:56,794 --> 00:16:58,994 - Yeah, I do. - Dog shows don't count. 371 00:16:58,996 --> 00:17:02,839 Fine. I'm just trying to, like, branch out, you know? 372 00:17:02,841 --> 00:17:04,641 Expand my horizons. 373 00:17:04,643 --> 00:17:06,243 Don't pretend to be something you're not 374 00:17:06,245 --> 00:17:08,125 just so Shahzad would hang out with you. 375 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,847 I just want him to like me again. 376 00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:11,489 He loves you. 377 00:17:11,491 --> 00:17:13,395 Just let him know that you're not going anywhere, 378 00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:14,820 and he'll come back around. 379 00:17:14,822 --> 00:17:16,685 I promise. 380 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,670 How are you so smart about this? 381 00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:20,095 Don't be fooled, 382 00:17:20,097 --> 00:17:21,880 'cause if there was another woman in their life, 383 00:17:21,882 --> 00:17:23,826 I would flip the hell out. 384 00:17:23,828 --> 00:17:26,107 It's hard. 385 00:17:26,109 --> 00:17:28,991 But you're doing a great job. 386 00:17:28,993 --> 00:17:30,753 - Mm. - You're right. 387 00:17:30,755 --> 00:17:32,755 I got to be me. 388 00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:35,238 Helvetica, chapter 1. 389 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,201 Oh! Helvetica! 390 00:17:37,203 --> 00:17:39,972 Yeah, this is that documentary on fonts I was telling you about. 391 00:17:39,974 --> 00:17:43,181 - ... is a commonly used sans-serif font classified... - I... Oh. 392 00:17:43,183 --> 00:17:46,012 Shay. 393 00:17:46,014 --> 00:17:48,415 I can't believe that just happened. 394 00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:51,138 This was like the best night of my life. 395 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:53,661 I was supposed to watch "Star Wars" with Josh, 396 00:17:53,663 --> 00:17:56,144 but this was way better. 397 00:17:56,146 --> 00:17:57,626 You were? 398 00:17:57,628 --> 00:18:00,109 Yeah, we usually watch movies every Saturday, 399 00:18:00,111 --> 00:18:02,015 but it's getting kind of lame. 400 00:18:02,017 --> 00:18:03,439 This is way cooler. 401 00:18:03,441 --> 00:18:05,265 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Shahzad. 402 00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:08,852 Josh may not have the swag to get Karrueche Tran's number, 403 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:12,484 but he was there for you even when I couldn't be there. 404 00:18:12,486 --> 00:18:13,886 I-I know, but... 405 00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:16,409 Listen, listen, listen, son. 406 00:18:16,411 --> 00:18:19,099 It's not easy watching another guy come up in here 407 00:18:19,101 --> 00:18:23,367 and have a relationship with your kid, so, in my book... 408 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:26,634 Josh is okay. 409 00:18:28,621 --> 00:18:30,845 I never really thought of it like that. 410 00:18:30,847 --> 00:18:32,691 I know. Come on. 411 00:18:35,677 --> 00:18:38,782 Thanks for an epic day, Pops. 412 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,360 Pops? I like the way that sounds. 413 00:18:42,844 --> 00:18:44,976 I'mma take this evidence, and I'mma burn it, 414 00:18:44,978 --> 00:18:47,041 and you keep workin' on that "Diddy bop". 415 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,090 - Like this? - Absolutely. 416 00:18:49,092 --> 00:18:50,732 Mm. 417 00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:53,175 Ha ha! 418 00:18:58,864 --> 00:19:00,784 - Hey. - Hey. 419 00:19:00,786 --> 00:19:02,186 - Times New Roman is - How was the game? 420 00:19:02,188 --> 00:19:04,068 - a serif typeface created by Morrison... - Oh, it was cool. 421 00:19:04,070 --> 00:19:06,234 - ... the text of newspapers. - Ah. Glad you had a good time. 422 00:19:06,236 --> 00:19:08,834 - Commissioned in 1931 by the artistic advisor... - I guess you're pretty tired. 423 00:19:08,836 --> 00:19:11,317 ... of the British printing equipment company, 424 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:14,641 - Times New Roman... - Eh, I'm not too tired 425 00:19:14,643 --> 00:19:17,885 to kick your butt in a game of Warriors of Catan. 426 00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:21,690 Those are fighting words. 427 00:19:21,692 --> 00:19:23,772 I hope you have the resources to back them up. 428 00:19:23,774 --> 00:19:25,695 - Ha! - Whoa, whoa! 429 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,777 I'm gonna settle the shit out of your land! 430 00:19:27,779 --> 00:19:29,900 You can't even stop me, son! 431 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,583 Oh. Sorry, I, uh... 432 00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:35,427 I-I learned a little bit of trash talk at the game, 433 00:19:35,429 --> 00:19:38,991 and it's kind of hard to stop now. 434 00:19:38,993 --> 00:19:42,996 Okay. Come on. Sit down. We've got a game to play. 435 00:19:45,121 --> 00:19:46,881 What'd you get all over your shirt? 436 00:19:46,883 --> 00:19:49,124 I-It's signatures, Dad. 437 00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:50,685 Signatures on your jersey? 438 00:19:50,687 --> 00:19:52,408 - Yeah, I know. - 'Cause that's what you do. 439 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:54,170 - That's what I do. - That's what everyone does. 440 00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:57,281 That's what everyone does. That's why I knew about it. 441 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:58,763 With three games remaining 442 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,142 - in the regular season... - Here. 443 00:20:00,144 --> 00:20:01,848 ... the Philadelphia team face a daunting task 444 00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,226 - if they're trying to make the playoffs. - You feeling any better? 445 00:20:03,228 --> 00:20:05,106 - Yeah, I am. - They next face Boston, 446 00:20:05,108 --> 00:20:07,191 - and it's sure to be an epic battle. - I made peace with the fact 447 00:20:07,193 --> 00:20:08,798 - that Shahzad is sometimes - The players have one loss 448 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,912 - gonna pick Tray over me. - in Cleveland behind them... 449 00:20:11,914 --> 00:20:13,834 I actually think he's a really good influence. 450 00:20:13,836 --> 00:20:15,636 - They're gonna need to move the ball - Funny. 451 00:20:15,638 --> 00:20:17,234 - and play better defense, Peter. - 'Cause I'm starting to think that, too. 452 00:20:17,236 --> 00:20:18,411 - Mm? - Here's Brian with the local update. 453 00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:21,622 Yesterday, at the first-annual Icon Basketball Classic, 454 00:20:21,624 --> 00:20:25,499 two grifters pretending to be a Got-A-Wish kid and his father 455 00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:27,925 led to the injury of Chris Bosh, 456 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:31,072 whose rep reports is currently in the hospital. 457 00:20:31,074 --> 00:20:33,137 The two are still at large. 458 00:20:33,139 --> 00:20:36,084 Oh, we were so wrong.