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Alright. Alright.
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This is right here...
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the legendary Tray Barker
Thanksgiving Special.
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That doesn't look like turkey.
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Because it's not. You understand me?
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Thanksgiving is all about the yams.
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And your daddy made the best
yams in Clinton State Facility.
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Well, it looks good to me.
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No, no, no.
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This right here got to
feed our whole family,
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even the ones we don't like so much.
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I can't wait to meet
your side of the family.
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Who all is coming?
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Your grandmother's gonna be there,
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- her sisters, Uncle D...
- Mm-hmm.
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... Skeeter, Fred, and
Negative-Ass Jimmy.
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"Negative-Ass Jimmy"?
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Is that his full name,
like Tyler, the Creator?
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Well, you could say so.
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But, yes, the whole
family's gonna be there.
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Well... we were wondering
if you would be mad
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if we left a little early.
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Cassie invited us to her friends-giving.
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A friends-giving?
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Nope. Not gonna happen.
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Amira, don't give me that look.
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Listen... this is the first
time I've had Thanksgiving
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with the whole family in 15 years.
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I'm gonna need y'all
there. You're my kids.
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Sorry, Cassie.
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Mr. Barker, come on.
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Both of my parents will be there.
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You can talk to either of them,
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and we can give her a ride
home. Come on, please.
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Thanksgiving is about family,
good food, and togetherness.
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Goodbye, Siri.
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Huh? No, that's not Siri.
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You okay?
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Yeah. It's been a long time
since I've seen everybody.
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You're gonna be fine.
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Look, I bet they can't wait to see you.
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Amira...
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not everybody.
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Hi, babies!
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- Hi!
- Hey!
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- Hey, Grandma.
- Hello.
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- Mwah!
- Hey, Mommy.
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- You are late.
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Making something special.
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You lucky it smells so good.
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Come here!
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Hey, Ma. Oh.
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I am so happy to see you! Mwah!
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Yeah.
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Good God.
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Oh, Lord. And Jimmy.
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Goddamn Uber Pool!
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God damn! I could have
walked and got here faster.
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You're too close to the goddamn curb!
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Motherfucker.
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Negative-Ass Jimmy?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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One star. You get one star from me.
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Well, should we help him?
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- Hell no!
- Hell no! Come in here.
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- Close the door.
- Hurry up! Hurry up!
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God damn it!
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Hey, everybody!
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Come here. Tray's here!
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Is that my Tray-Tray?
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Oh, Aunt Mercedes.
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- Give me some sugar, sugar!
- Oh, yes!
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- Oh!
- How do you feel?
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Well, I got a-a pinch of
gout and a dash of sciatica
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and a sprinkle of Alzheimer's.
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Other than that, I'm fine
as wine and sharp as a tack.
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It's so good to see you again.
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See who?
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Hey, I thought doing
time would age a man,
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but you look better than ever, Tray.
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I mean, like you've been
doing 15 years in the spa!
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Thanks a lot, Uncle D.
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It's good to see you, baby.
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- So what's up, stranger?
- Oh, Aunt Rainy!
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I was looking for you!
Oh, my goodness! What up?
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- Hey, you still got that $50 you owe me?
- Depends.
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You still got them shell-top
Adidas you stole from me?
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Oh, you don't forget. Get out of here.
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Hey, look, everyone. These are my kids.
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- Oh!
- Amira and Shahzad.
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Oh. He looks just like you, Tray.
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Give me some sugar, Shah-Shah.
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Who do we have here?
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I bet you take after your mama.
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How 'bout giving your Cousin Mo a hug?
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Uh, the answer's always "Hell no!"
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Ain't you supposed to be
registering where you live?
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So they say.
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Well, listen, you keep
an eye on this guy.
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You stay close to Aunt Rainy.
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I'm gonna go in the kitchen
and get this feast started.
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We'll go with you.
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No, y'all stay here and
get to know your family.
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Yeah, girl. You get so tall, baby.
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Lord. Who is it?
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Y'all know who the fuck it is!
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Somebody help me in!
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I pulled an ass cheek!
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Fred.
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Tray.
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Hmm.
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What you doing here?
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He came to help me cook.
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Did you know your cousin is a chef, too?
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Yeah, I wonder where he got that idea.
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I got that idea from the greatest chef,
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Martha Stewart, my idol.
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Hmm. Whatever.
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Just know the real chef
is here and I can do this.
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Okay, don't start, now. Don't start.
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There's a lot of food, and I
can use all the help I can get.
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- Hey! Hey, Berta! Got the ice!
- Good, good.
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- What up, Tray?
- What up, Carl?
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Hey, did you know your
cousin Fred was a chef?
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A real, real chef?
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He got a degree and everything.
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Maybe Fred can get you a job, Tray?
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- You could pull your weight around here.
- Nah, I don't need his help.
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I can do all that on my own, okay?
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Alright. I'll see you in the closet.
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Baby, did you bring
the wine like I asked?
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Ah, damn, Ma. I was workin' on the yams.
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I forgot. Sorry about that.
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Have no fear. Fred is here.
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I took the liberty
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- of grabbing two merlots from the restaurant.
- Ooh!
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One of the many perks of
working in the food industry.
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What would I do without you?
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Oh, stop!
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Good. Take him with you,
'cause I don't need him.
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Yes, you do, baby.
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There is a lot of food to be cooked.
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I want you to start with the gravy.
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Freddie, the stuffing, okay?
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And I don't want no nonsense.
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Y'all are grown men now, okay?
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Don't bring the past into this house
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unless you gonna make us all smile.
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Ow.
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She don't know you.
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I know how ratchet you can get.
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Girl, I am so bored.
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I mean, there's too many people in here.
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It's hot, and it smells like
moth balls and collard greens.
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Ew. Well, we're having so much fun here.
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Everyone's on their Snaps.
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You know, it really sucks
that you couldn't come,
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because you're missing out.
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Did you find a phone charger? I'm at 8%.
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No, but I did find Cousin Skeeter
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trying to steal some furniture.
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Kids, come over here.
Come and meet your family.
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Ain't nobody gonna bite you.
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- Yeah.
- Hey!
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You steppin' on me!
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I-I'm sorry!
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The whole damn family sorry.
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- Amira, you're... you're 16, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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And, uh, how old are you, my man?
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Oh, we're the same age. We're twins.
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Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dummy.
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Why you so rude?
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I'm sure he's gonna have a
growth spurt soon, you know?
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I thought you stopped drinking.
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No. I stopped cussing
and I stopped smoking,
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and the alcohol helps me, damn it.
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Now, where you children go to school at?
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The Rothman School. In Park Slope?
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Yeah, Park Slope.
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Well, you know their mama
married a white man, don't you?
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A white man?
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Skeeter, their father has a name.
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- What's his name again?
- Josh.
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Josh.
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- That sounds wealthy.
- Not important.
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He did an excellent job
raising my two bubbies.
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Mwah!
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Is he cute? Your dad?
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He's married, Rainy.
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Okay, but is he happy?
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Corner! Corner!
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Behind you, Tray.
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Look, we're just trying to
keep this particular area clear
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so I can run my pass through here.
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That's culinary-professional talk for,
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"Nigga, get out the way".
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You are a fucking dishwasher
and you know it, Fred.
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These immaculate appendages
have never touched the dishwater.
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Why, I'm on the line at
Jeremy's on the Atlantic.
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That's why you dressed
like a funeral home valet?
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This is how professional chefs dress.
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Whoo! Fred, looking good, baby.
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Look at you, baby.
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Any of you guys seen my
peanut butter cups, man?
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I need something to hold me over
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till my man Fred finishes
cooking up in here.
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Carl. I'm cooking, too.
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That don't make no damn sense, Tray.
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Why would you cook when you
got a certified chef right here?
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Sizzle.
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I don't care about all that sizzle.
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I don't care about that. Okay?
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You wasn't thinking about cooking
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until you saw me doing it.
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Cooking, huh?
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You mean the food or the crack?
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Damn.
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Carl. Leave the kitchen.
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Now!
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Let me tell you something, Fred.
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I did my time and paid my debt.
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You ain't gonna hold
this shit over my head
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for the rest of my life.
You understand me?
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We both know this cooking
stuff was my dream.
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Yeah, Tray. It was your dream.
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I made it a reality.
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It's not my fault if I'm just
better at everything than you.
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And now if you'll excuse me,
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I have some professional
cooking to return to.
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I'm a professional, too, Fred,
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and I'mma show your ass I can burn.
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Speaking of burning,
how is the food truck?
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Are you moonwalking, motherfucker?
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Y'all want to find out a
little more about your family?
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- Yeah.
- Sure.
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Okay. Oh!
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This is me, Mercedes, and
Claretha at Coney Island Beach.
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Ha-ha!
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You were so beautiful, Grandma.
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Thank you.
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Wow, looks like y'all were
having a hot girl summer.
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They was. But now they
having a fat girl fall.
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Fuck you, Jimmy.
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Child, we were really
something in our day.
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- Yes, we were.
- Yes.
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- Who's that?
- Oh.
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That is your wonderful Uncle Jimmy.
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He was a war hero.
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Hell! I still am!
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They gave him a Purple Heart.
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Hell, Saddam Hussein done
took my goddamn legs!
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Oh, my God.
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It was either gonna
be that or the sugar.
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Guess who this is.
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- Is that our dad?
- Yes, it is.
257
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I-I've never seen a picture
of our dad when he was little.
258
00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,800
Ooh, he's so big.
259
00:10:50,802 --> 00:10:53,162
Chunky monkey.
260
00:10:53,164 --> 00:10:54,363
- Whoa.
- What?
261
00:10:54,365 --> 00:10:55,924
He was a geek just like me!
262
00:10:55,926 --> 00:10:59,568
Yes. That is the science fair.
263
00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:02,771
His potato clock came in first place.
264
00:11:02,773 --> 00:11:04,372
- Yes.
- Who's that?
265
00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:06,495
That's your cousin Fred.
266
00:11:06,497 --> 00:11:09,457
His tomato clock came in last place,
267
00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:11,499
and they've been competing ever since.
268
00:11:11,501 --> 00:11:14,462
Shucks, even when they were
in the same music group.
269
00:11:14,464 --> 00:11:16,379
Remember? They... Oh.
270
00:11:16,381 --> 00:11:19,306
Crazy, crazy.
271
00:11:19,308 --> 00:11:22,469
Your father and Fred had so much talent,
272
00:11:22,471 --> 00:11:24,992
but they never wanted
to share the limelight.
273
00:11:29,718 --> 00:11:32,519
♪ Baay-bee ♪
274
00:11:32,521 --> 00:11:36,202
♪ Baby, baby, baaay-bee ♪
275
00:11:36,204 --> 00:11:38,044
♪ Baby, baby... ♪
276
00:11:38,046 --> 00:11:40,286
♪ Baay-bee ♪
277
00:11:40,288 --> 00:11:41,607
♪ Baay... ♪
278
00:11:41,609 --> 00:11:43,689
♪ Baaaaay-bee ♪
279
00:11:43,691 --> 00:11:47,132
- ♪ Baaay-bee ♪
- ♪ Baaay-bee ♪
280
00:11:47,134 --> 00:11:50,816
- ♪ Baaay-bee ♪
- ♪ Baaay-bee ♪
281
00:11:50,818 --> 00:11:54,820
- ♪ Baaay-bee ♪
- ♪ Baaay-bee ♪
282
00:11:54,822 --> 00:11:56,942
Aw! Come on, Fred!
283
00:11:56,944 --> 00:11:58,883
You're holding up the
whole damn kitchen, man!
284
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,985
I got to heat up my yams.
285
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,348
I made yams at the crack of dawn, Tray.
286
00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,109
No. I made yams.
287
00:12:05,111 --> 00:12:06,511
Okay.
288
00:12:06,513 --> 00:12:09,513
Well, why don't we just take a look?
289
00:12:09,515 --> 00:12:11,255
Yo, what are you doing? Come on, Fred.
290
00:12:11,257 --> 00:12:12,516
See? You playing yourself now.
291
00:12:12,518 --> 00:12:15,639
You don't put your hands
on nobody else's yams, man.
292
00:12:15,641 --> 00:12:19,643
Mm. What's going too far is
those prison kitchen seasonings.
293
00:12:19,645 --> 00:12:21,939
I use the realest of herbs and spices,
294
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,926
from Italy, Tanzania, and El Segundo.
295
00:12:24,928 --> 00:12:27,261
Yeah, well, this come from
Elmira State Penitentiary,
296
00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:28,854
you understand, D block.
297
00:12:28,856 --> 00:12:30,148
- Nutmeg.
- No.
298
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,135
- That's what it needs.
- Don't nutmeg my yams, okay, Fred?
299
00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:34,461
- I will nutmeg your yams.
- Please don't do this, Fred.
300
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,938
- Just a little nutmeg.
- No!
301
00:12:38,743 --> 00:12:40,823
Hey! Y'all better get over here!
302
00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:42,464
They in there fighting!
303
00:12:46,676 --> 00:12:48,058
Come on, Fred.
304
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:50,740
Now, what in the hell is going on here?!
305
00:12:50,742 --> 00:12:52,772
What in the "Game of
Thrones" is going on?!
306
00:12:52,774 --> 00:12:55,116
Ma, you should've never invited him!
307
00:12:55,118 --> 00:12:57,038
Everything's a competition
with this dude!
308
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,419
I was just trying to help.
309
00:12:58,421 --> 00:12:59,520
I don't need your help!
310
00:12:59,522 --> 00:13:01,162
He put his hands on my yams.
311
00:13:01,164 --> 00:13:03,925
Tray, knock it off. You're
acting like a child now!
312
00:13:03,927 --> 00:13:06,413
There you go. Taking his side again.
313
00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:07,728
I'm not taking anybody's side.
314
00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:11,331
What is so important about the yams?!
315
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,173
I made them for you, Mommy.
316
00:13:13,175 --> 00:13:15,056
15 years in prison, I always remembered
317
00:13:15,058 --> 00:13:17,497
that you liked those marshmallows
from Delancey Street,
318
00:13:17,499 --> 00:13:19,785
so I went and got the
marshmallows from Delancey Street
319
00:13:19,787 --> 00:13:23,583
and put them in the yams... for you.
320
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,849
I would have used blackstrap molasses.
321
00:13:25,851 --> 00:13:27,987
It makes a better reduction.
322
00:13:27,989 --> 00:13:29,549
I-I agree with Fred.
323
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:31,671
I seen Martha Stewart
use that shit, too.
324
00:13:31,673 --> 00:13:33,993
'Cause she's a true professional.
325
00:13:33,995 --> 00:13:36,315
Unlike some other people.
326
00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:38,877
Fred, that is unnecessary.
327
00:13:38,879 --> 00:13:40,319
No, it's okay, Mommy.
328
00:13:40,321 --> 00:13:42,801
'Cause Freddie think he better than me.
329
00:13:42,803 --> 00:13:44,145
No.
330
00:13:44,147 --> 00:13:45,323
Let me tell you something, Fred.
331
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,925
You could never, ever, ever
332
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,646
walk a mile in my shoes.
333
00:13:48,648 --> 00:13:50,568
Amira! Shahzad!
334
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:51,669
Let's go!
335
00:13:51,671 --> 00:13:53,492
No. Tray. Come on!
336
00:13:53,494 --> 00:13:55,052
Tray! No!
337
00:13:55,054 --> 00:13:57,094
That's what he's good at... running.
338
00:13:58,618 --> 00:14:01,058
Fred, shut up!
339
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,980
Tray!
340
00:14:02,982 --> 00:14:04,733
Man, what's a reduction?
341
00:14:04,735 --> 00:14:07,037
- I knew this was a mistake.
- Tray, please. Stop. Stop.
342
00:14:07,039 --> 00:14:08,502
- I should've never come here.
- Just stop. Stop it.
343
00:14:08,504 --> 00:14:10,547
You two, please, go in
the living room, okay?
344
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:13,510
Just a minute.
345
00:14:13,512 --> 00:14:15,351
Okay, sit.
346
00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:16,797
Sit!
347
00:14:20,799 --> 00:14:23,319
Why you always gotta protect him?
348
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,562
Well, I am so sorry it
seems that way to you,
349
00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:29,485
but when my sister died
and that little baby...
350
00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:32,568
He needed extra attention.
351
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:37,252
And to be honest, I
needed his after you left.
352
00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:39,494
But I'm your son, not him.
353
00:14:39,496 --> 00:14:43,017
Why he gotta always do what I do?
354
00:14:43,019 --> 00:14:46,180
Because he looks up to you.
355
00:14:46,182 --> 00:14:51,065
Because all I ever did was talk
about Tray, Tray, Tray, Tray.
356
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:53,387
Tray can cook. Tray can dance.
357
00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:57,751
Tray can make people
laugh. Tray, Tray, Tray.
358
00:14:57,753 --> 00:14:58,812
So you lied?
359
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,714
Just a little bit.
360
00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:02,436
- Ma...
- Just a little bit.
361
00:15:02,438 --> 00:15:04,478
Okay. Okay.
362
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,522
Oh!
363
00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:10,964
I just want to apologize.
364
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:13,886
As a professional, I shouldn't
be giving advice to an amateur.
365
00:15:13,888 --> 00:15:15,699
Fred, whatever.
366
00:15:15,701 --> 00:15:17,363
See? I can be the bigger man.
367
00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:19,492
- Fred.
- Berta.
368
00:15:19,494 --> 00:15:21,308
- Berta, Berta, Berta.
- Huh?
369
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:24,857
- This like steak apologizing to SPAM.
- Oh.
370
00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:26,686
This is the type of family
371
00:15:26,688 --> 00:15:28,500
- that I want to be a part of!
- Yes.
372
00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:30,382
Since I'm SPAM, you
want to feel like family?
373
00:15:30,384 --> 00:15:31,783
Then take Jimmy to the bathroom.
374
00:15:31,785 --> 00:15:33,945
And hurry up, God damn it!
375
00:15:33,947 --> 00:15:35,387
I ain't got all day!
376
00:15:35,389 --> 00:15:36,948
Okay, Tray, watch this. Come on.
377
00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:38,189
The wipes in the fanny pack.
378
00:15:38,191 --> 00:15:39,345
Oh, okay.
379
00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:41,953
If y'all still feel like you
got some shit to settle...
380
00:15:41,955 --> 00:15:45,116
why don't we do it the
old Barker family way?
381
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,158
Sing-off!
382
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,417
Alright, alright! Bring
it on! Bring it on.
383
00:15:50,419 --> 00:15:51,962
Play my favorite song.
384
00:15:51,964 --> 00:15:54,765
Hey.
385
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:57,127
- Alright.
- Alright! Okay!
386
00:15:57,129 --> 00:16:00,971
♪ I've got sunshine ♪
387
00:16:00,973 --> 00:16:03,093
♪ On a cloudy day ♪
388
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,054
- Yeah!
- Sing it, baby!
389
00:16:05,056 --> 00:16:06,976
- Okay.
- Get it. That's what's up.
390
00:16:06,978 --> 00:16:10,299
♪ When it's cold outside ♪
391
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:12,902
♪ I've got the month of May ♪
392
00:16:12,904 --> 00:16:15,043
Break it down. Break
it down. Break it down.
393
00:16:15,045 --> 00:16:16,105
Yes, yes!
394
00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:20,989
♪ Well, I guess you'd say ♪
395
00:16:20,991 --> 00:16:25,433
♪ What can make me feel this way? ♪
396
00:16:25,435 --> 00:16:26,715
♪ My girl ♪
397
00:16:26,717 --> 00:16:27,836
♪ My girl ♪
398
00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:29,117
♪ My girl ♪
399
00:16:29,119 --> 00:16:31,759
♪ Talkin' 'bout my girl ♪
400
00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:33,121
Oh!
401
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,654
You won, Tray.
402
00:16:47,656 --> 00:16:50,057
Nah. You got me, cuz. You went higher.
403
00:16:50,059 --> 00:16:52,018
Well, you never could
mess with my falsetto.
404
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:55,662
Well, that's only 'cause
your balls ain't dropped yet.
405
00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,183
No playing.
406
00:16:57,185 --> 00:16:59,105
You are my favorite cousin.
407
00:16:59,107 --> 00:17:00,426
Always.
408
00:17:00,428 --> 00:17:03,269
You always kept striving to be the best.
409
00:17:03,271 --> 00:17:05,623
You're my hero. That's all I gotta say.
410
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,073
When you lost your moms
and came to live with us,
411
00:17:08,075 --> 00:17:10,796
I can remember my mom
saying, "Take him with you".
412
00:17:10,798 --> 00:17:15,400
I used to act like I ain't
like it, but I loved it.
413
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,522
Look there, Cousin, I love you, man.
414
00:17:17,524 --> 00:17:20,645
I love you, too.
415
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,931
Smoke! Something's burning!
416
00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:28,493
Something is burning!
417
00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:30,214
Oh, no.
418
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:34,098
Sweet Jesus.
419
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:37,102
No!
420
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,985
Damn. You done ruined the yams.
421
00:17:43,207 --> 00:17:45,669
We can't have Thanksgiving
without no yams, Fred.
422
00:17:45,671 --> 00:17:47,550
God dang it.
423
00:17:47,552 --> 00:17:49,014
Well, what are we gonna do now?
424
00:17:49,016 --> 00:17:50,433
I got yams.
425
00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:51,714
What?
426
00:17:51,716 --> 00:17:52,956
Oh... The...
427
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,958
Oh. Backup yams. Jesus.
428
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,560
Oh.
429
00:17:57,562 --> 00:17:59,571
That's right. That's right, baby.
430
00:17:59,573 --> 00:18:00,939
Bravo, baby.
431
00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:02,203
Bravo, baby.
432
00:18:02,205 --> 00:18:04,046
You done saved the day, sugar.
433
00:18:13,496 --> 00:18:15,165
Alright, everybody, please,
434
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,887
let's bow our heads, close
our eyes, and give thanks.
435
00:18:18,961 --> 00:18:21,384
Heavenly Father, thank you.
436
00:18:21,386 --> 00:18:25,348
Thank you for bringing my
friends and family together
437
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,470
to bless your holy name.
438
00:18:27,472 --> 00:18:32,795
Thank my two sons for
preparing this meal
439
00:18:32,797 --> 00:18:36,118
that we gonna ingest in our holy temple.
440
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,320
Thank you, Lord. Thank you.
441
00:18:38,322 --> 00:18:40,522
- Amen.
- Amen.
442
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:52,813
Would you put that phone away, please?
443
00:18:52,815 --> 00:18:54,095
Oh. I know. I know.
444
00:18:54,097 --> 00:18:55,256
And pass me the bread.
445
00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:57,538
- I was posting something.
- Oh.
446
00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:59,099
Oh, my God.
447
00:18:59,101 --> 00:19:00,661
This is amazing.
448
00:19:00,663 --> 00:19:02,863
Haven't you ever had mac and cheese?
449
00:19:02,865 --> 00:19:04,504
Not without raisins and cranberries.
450
00:19:04,506 --> 00:19:06,346
Next you'll be telling
me ain't no ham hocks
451
00:19:06,348 --> 00:19:07,387
in the collard greens.
452
00:19:08,911 --> 00:19:12,672
The yams is in the house.
453
00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:14,234
Oh!
454
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,717
And the first serving
is going to Ma Dukes.
455
00:19:17,719 --> 00:19:19,599
- Yeah, Ma.
- Ah. Here you go, Mama.
456
00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:21,680
- Thank you.
- Taste that, taste that.
457
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:25,044
Okay.
458
00:19:25,046 --> 00:19:27,005
I said don't bring the past in my house
459
00:19:27,007 --> 00:19:29,669
unless it makes me smile.
460
00:19:33,053 --> 00:19:34,412
Mmm!
461
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,817
Whoa!
462
00:19:38,819 --> 00:19:40,858
- Hey, y'all, can I say something?
- Yes.
463
00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:43,461
It sure feel good to be
here eating with my family.
464
00:19:43,463 --> 00:19:44,502
- Yeah.
- Let's enjoy.
465
00:19:52,111 --> 00:19:54,271
Skeeter, pass that to Rainy.
466
00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:02,038
Everybody, get tight!
It's a lot of y'all!
467
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,760
Everybody get tight! Hey, come on!
468
00:20:03,762 --> 00:20:05,602
Put the... Put the food down.
No eating in the photo.
469
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:06,683
Baby girl, lookin' beautiful.
470
00:20:06,685 --> 00:20:09,085
Whoo, Berta, you already know.
471
00:20:09,087 --> 00:20:10,767
I'll turn the camera on you by yourself.
472
00:20:10,769 --> 00:20:14,010
Get tight. Jimmy, put
them crutches down!
473
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,771
You don't want to be handicapped
in the photo, do you?
474
00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:19,375
Hurry up, God damn it!
475
00:20:19,377 --> 00:20:22,337
Nobody move!
476
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:24,742
God damn it!
477
00:20:24,744 --> 00:20:27,744
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