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‎《崩壞夢王國》

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‎天啊，黛格瑪

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‎妳把自己的親生女兒推進海裡
‎謀殺了她

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‎妳比我想像中還惡毒

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‎撒旦，親愛的，睡前再說枕邊情話吧

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‎黛格瑪殺了荳荳？

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‎我們的健保都跟著她

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‎我死了嗎？我在天堂嗎？

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‎還沒

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‎但荳荳是妳計畫的核心，親愛的

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‎現在整個計畫因妳而付諸東流了

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‎說到這個
‎可以不要一直甩那顆頭嗎？

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‎都滴到我的鞋子了

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‎冥王爺啊，你可真愛抱怨

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‎別擺出那副表情

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‎我們需要一個荳荳來解鎖魔法

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‎不是非要我們的荳荳不可

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‎等等

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‎這顆頭該死的身體在哪裡？

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‎把屍體藏起來

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‎小心頭，女士

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‎當我沒說

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‎碰啪搭…

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‎他們要出來了！所有人，快躲起來！

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‎我的眼球卡住了！

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‎現在我們只需要找到身體
‎稍微組裝一下

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‎我就能擁有一切了

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‎我是說我們

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‎荳荳不可能死的

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‎拜託，荳荳

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‎快看！她在那裡！

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‎等等，不對，那只是船槳

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‎不，等等，在那裡！

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‎等等，又是另一個船槳

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‎她在…不對

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‎死掉的海象，好浮腫

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‎阿福，我也很中意她

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‎沒像你那麼噁心就是了
‎但她已經走了，朋友

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‎什麼？血？

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‎不

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‎不…

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‎荳荳！荳荳！

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‎他在游泳還是要溺水了？

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‎我們觀望一下看看

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‎這是她唯一留下的東西了

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‎一支孤單但結實的靴子

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‎妳的腳好大

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‎她是我的初戀

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‎她是我第一個不討厭的人

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‎她是第一個允許我坐下的人

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‎妳在幹嘛，邦媞？站好！

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‎只有這次路西說得對
‎呆坐在這裡幫不了任何人

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‎我知道你很傷心

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‎我很傷心，邦媞很傷心，路西就還好

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‎但荳荳為了拯救夢王國而死
‎我們必須完成她的遺願

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‎我們不知道黛格瑪和撒旦想做什麼
‎但我要發誓

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‎以我神聖拖把上的乾硬拖把線之名

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‎唯一阻擋在那些混蛋前面的
‎就只有我們自己

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‎誰要跟我來？為了荳荳

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‎為了荳荳！

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‎拖把水！

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‎我們不能讓黛格瑪發現壞荳荳的屍體

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‎知道嗎，裸阿福？

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‎別擔心，我找到了絕妙的藏匿處

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‎那個地點棒過頭了，我忘記在哪裡了

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‎我想睡了，我好累

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‎把我的短褲丟給我

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‎邦媞！

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‎我盡力了，阿福
‎我在枕頭上放了一些薄荷

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‎我沒看到薄荷，邦媞

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‎放在脖子裡，晚安

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‎劇名：《第41章：身首異處》

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‎各位先生女士，男孩與女孩

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‎在此向各位介紹夢王國全新的女王
‎以及她全新的丈夫

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‎準備目睹我們的最終魔王
‎以及無畏的領導者

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‎黑暗王子，殘忍之王

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‎阿拉巴馬州的混蛋！

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‎我就是在說撒旦！

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‎蒸氣國的各位，大家好！

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‎下台！

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‎你們好，愚民們！你們的女王回來了

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‎我聽不到

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‎夠了，你們這些小蠢蛋

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‎“小蠢蛋”？

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‎那是什麼意思？

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‎你覺得黛格瑪知道矮怪阿離嗎？

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‎她肯定知道

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‎是誰在看守著讓我們疑神疑鬼的東西

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‎我那卑劣的、瑟瑟發抖的子民們
‎你們不需要害怕我

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‎但夢王國中的某人
‎偷了我很珍貴的東西

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‎而他毫無疑問就在這人群當中

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‎一具無頭屍體

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‎別看我，我只收集頭

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‎身體都給做狗食的佛萊德了

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‎別看我，我只用劣質品的人肉

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‎夠了！不論是誰拿走了屍體
‎在我拿回來以前

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‎他們將會生不如死
‎而我一定會拿回來的

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‎有人要發問嗎？

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‎別害羞

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‎我要生氣了！

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‎現在我平靜下來了

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‎我有個問題

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‎看來我們得等個一年以上

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‎這裡才會有新的發展

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‎妳怎麼會覺得
‎我們能記得這麼久以前的事情？

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‎妳讓我乾等…

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‎還有其他蠢問題嗎？

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‎就像是妳剛剛問的蠢問題嗎？

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‎好，開始審問吧

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‎首先就從…

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‎阿福、路西、拖把女和邦媞

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‎很高興認識你們

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‎你笑什麼笑？把豬也帶走！

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‎我的豬皮，還有肛門

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‎我還是不敢相信妳是真的

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‎摩拉，妳是真的，對吧？

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‎我做了很多夢、很多妄想
‎最近還嗑了點藥…

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‎酷

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‎還喝過死藤水來放鬆

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‎但妳是真的，對吧？

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‎你腳趾頭都彎起來了
‎真希望我也有腳趾頭

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‎我現在的感覺可能比以往都要好

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‎我不想回家

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‎這個潮濕的洞窟很舒適

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‎那就不要回家

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‎是啊

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‎我的另一支靴子呢？

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‎我是認真的，荳荳，妳自由了

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‎陸地上的世界以為妳死了
‎不會有人來找妳的

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‎-我們就偷偷溜走吧
‎-我不知道

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‎寶貝，妳媽把妳推下懸崖

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‎-陽台
‎-更糟了，走吧

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‎我很想，我真的想

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‎但我的朋友在上面
‎而我是他們的女王

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‎拜託，荳荳女王

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‎這可能是我們唯一的機會

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‎把這一刻當作是命運的一個漏洞

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‎我知道有個搖搖欲墜的海邊小屋
‎我們可以在那裡白頭偕老

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‎親愛的，每天都可以過得像今天這樣

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‎（咄咄逼人的訊問室）

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‎等待是最痛苦的酷刑，除了酷刑本身

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‎梅金莫，你和我們不同掛的

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‎守衛，這個惡魔傷害了我的感情

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‎聽著，你們這些肉球

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‎只要所有人把大嘴巴閉緊
‎我們就會沒事的

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‎床上躺著無頭證據的又不是你

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‎少抱怨了，噁男

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‎抱歉，小阿福

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‎通常我要藏屍體時不會那麼趕！

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‎不要再用悄悄話說祕密了！

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‎記住，大家的回答要一致

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‎“我什麼都不記得了”

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‎你可以用比較正式的文法
‎如果你懂的話

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‎非常好，我都沒在聽

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‎這不是荳荳那群
‎噁心的多元種族朋友們嗎

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‎惡魔交給我

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‎過來，路西，我可不是鬧著玩的

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‎痛！

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‎剩下的就交給我，按照身高來排
‎先從最高的開始

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‎差勁的外貌協會

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‎這麼一來，等我遇到某個

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‎尖耳朵的可悲隨從
‎我也差不多暖身好了

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‎也沒那麼尖，交通錐胸罩

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‎邦媞！

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‎昨晚妳人在哪裡？

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‎7點30分到9點

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‎我吊著繩索擦城堡的外牆

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‎9點到11點，我去煤礦坑挖煤

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‎11點到店家關門

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‎我在托一五俱樂部當脫衣舞孃

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‎在那裡“碰…”來賺錢

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‎覺得邦媞會說溜嘴嗎？

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‎不只會

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‎她還會把內容一條一條列出來
‎寫好講稿

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‎好讓黛格瑪在我們的屍體前唸出來

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‎希望不要太枯燥

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‎下一位！

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‎現在“碰…”的聲音
‎在我腦袋裡揮之不去了

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‎（蒸氣國，歡樂中心）

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‎（搭潛水艇，月亮之旅）

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‎（你對籐籃有多少信心？）

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‎（起飛50，著陸20）

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‎（鏡子屋）

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‎（麥吉的怪胎秀和珍奇博物館）

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‎來吧，各位先生女士們，時候到了

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‎怪胎們已經準備好來獻醜了

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‎別餵牠們，這只會給牠們帶來希望

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‎（對著東方來的三眼怪僧
‎奧德沃丟棒球！）

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‎魔法師，我唯一怪的地方

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‎就是我有多想念你

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‎看看這位孤單的傢伙

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‎看不出來我正在緬懷過往嗎？

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‎利安，這傢伙有幾顆眼球？

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‎不知道，一、二…

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‎嘿！

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‎這傢伙有幾顆棒球？

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‎一、二…

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‎小心點！

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‎如果我能拿到我的松果
‎你就等著跪地求饒吧

200
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,005
‎松果？

201
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,341
‎親愛的賈斯柏，是你嗎？

202
00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:02,263
‎媽媽，我以為妳被燒成灰了！
‎我哭得像蠢蛋一樣

203
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:05,349
‎賈斯柏，我這輩子

204
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:08,018
‎從沒有因為被關起來餵過期熱狗堡
‎那麼開心過

205
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,728
‎（戴瑞克，半人半火蜥蜴
‎心地善良）

206
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:13,190
‎我媽是個忙碌的海盜女王
‎她現在不會做香蕉麵包了

207
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,359
‎每次出海，不管我怎麼苦苦哀求

208
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,778
‎最後她終於在廚房給我做了一份

209
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,573
‎結果船燒了起來，40個人喪命了

210
00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:24,785
‎現在每次我提到香蕉她就會尖叫
‎真想念那香蕉麵包

211
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,495
‎我也討厭我爸，我討厭你，爸！

212
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,705
‎（青春期的恐怖）

213
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,748
‎現在你得再被禁足一年了

214
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,834
‎很慶幸我奶奶和你離婚了

215
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:32,960
‎我媽是對的

216
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,838
‎葛雷琴奶奶就是個卑鄙小人

217
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,507
‎戴瑞克，妳想要瞧瞧
‎我的頑皮輪胎月曆嗎？

218
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,592
‎（甘德森飛艇輪胎）

219
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,302
‎月曆用很扭曲的方式呈現女性

220
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:44,263
‎但葛雷琴奶奶讓我感覺噁心又矛盾

221
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,473
‎不如這樣吧，皮弟

222
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:50,019
‎只要你不再談葛雷琴奶奶
‎我就不會再聊大鍋子的事情了

223
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,189
‎我再問最後一次，屍體在哪裡？

224
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,732
‎讓我問妳一個問題

225
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,818
‎為什麼像妳這種性感毒婦
‎會噴廉價香水？

226
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:01,447
‎拖把女，我喜歡妳放肆的態度
‎妳或許可以派上用場

227
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,574
‎有考慮要加入反派嗎？

228
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,910
‎我在大學試過了，不適合我

229
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,245
‎下一位

230
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:14,126
‎歡迎來到我的小房間，阿福，請坐

231
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,212
‎舒服嗎？很好

232
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,507
‎你能看到眼前種類廣泛的
‎各種酷刑工具

233
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,051
‎有哪一個引起你的興趣了嗎？

234
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,720
‎好多可以選，那個叫什麼？

235
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:25,804
‎碎骨器

236
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,223
‎-這個呢？
‎-扭舌鉗

237
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,559
‎不，不是那個，隔壁那個，左邊的

238
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,978
‎-妳的另一個左邊，沒錯
‎-夾顱器

239
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,314
‎-有什麼功用？
‎-會夾住你的頭

240
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,484
‎-輕輕夾還是用力夾？
‎-用力夾

241
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,319
‎-那個呢？
‎-橡膠褲

242
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,446
‎不要，那個呢？

243
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,447
‎斷指鉗

244
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,158
‎-會很痛嗎？
‎-你覺得呢？

245
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,493
‎那個呢？

246
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,912
‎陰囊拍擊器，蠢貨！

247
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,498
‎好難抉擇，我們重來一遍

248
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,208
‎你只有五秒鐘！

249
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,502
‎我喜歡那個，可是另一個…

250
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,837
‎-就用這個了
‎-我選橡膠褲！

251
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,130
‎太遲了！

252
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:08,889
‎很高興我們可以像這樣
‎惡魔和惡魔之間小聊一下

253
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:17,606
‎我告訴過自己不要興奮過頭
‎但我超崇拜你的成就

254
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:23,362
‎洪水、飢荒、絛蟲、倒刺、調味蠟燭

255
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,698
‎老兄，你是天才！

256
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,701
‎我們製作香菜數百年了

257
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,327
‎看得出來

258
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,288
‎路西，我很中意你

259
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,124
‎其實，我在你身上看到我的影子

260
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:39,003
‎我知道地獄會十分樂意接納你

261
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,754
‎只要你幫我一個小忙

262
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,590
‎路西，你能幫我一個小忙嗎？

263
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,258
‎看情況

264
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,260
‎這和那具無頭屍體有關係嗎？

265
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,762
‎你想拿來幹嘛？是見不得人的事嗎？

266
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,390
‎是某種性癖嗎？

267
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:54,268
‎經典的招數，“用問題回答問題”

268
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,811
‎這招可是我發明的

269
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,146
‎發明什麼？

270
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,481
‎你不知道你在和誰打交道

271
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,691
‎在和誰作對

272
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,611
‎你也是，稀辣椒醬

273
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:11,619
‎你以為用酒、雪茄和裸體撲克牌
‎然後利用我的父親問題

274
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:16,290
‎我就會上當，開始像金絲雀唱個不停

275
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,542
‎“啾…”

276
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,589
‎想得美，撒旦，我根本就沒老爸

277
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,508
‎沒有嗎？你肯定有個父…

278
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,093
‎兒子

279
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,056
‎等等

280
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,850
‎我們喝的這個，這是什麼？

281
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,728
‎上好的白蘭地

282
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:42,816
‎一盎司的蘭姆酒
‎一點點古拉索酒和糖漿

283
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:46,862
‎鮮榨檸檬汁和一顆老鼠藥！

284
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:51,867
‎這是白蘭地雛菊
‎我的第一個調酒！那時我才三歲

285
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,911
‎你又不是我的酒友

286
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,956
‎爸爸？

287
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:57,957
‎沒錯

288
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:04,421
‎好，不如你和老爸說說屍體在哪裡？

289
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,882
‎但我還有好多想和你說，爸爸

290
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,801
‎讓我去拿剪貼簿

291
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,345
‎剪貼簿？

292
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,600
‎求求妳，我都說了，我什麼都不記得

293
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,394
‎我什麼都不記得！

294
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,854
‎別再裝成一個鄉巴佬精靈了

295
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,398
‎我才不相信

296
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,192
‎女士，甩鞭子的時候要注意方向

297
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:28,278
‎你知道我最討厭什麼嗎？
‎浪費我的時間

298
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,533
‎所以妳想來鞭打我的屁股了？

299
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,619
‎來吧，凱西…我是說黛格瑪

300
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:39,373
‎這肯定會讓我又痛又爽

301
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,041
‎你以為我在開玩笑嗎，阿福？

302
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,502
‎我這輩子都在等這一刻

303
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,422
‎這比起你、我
‎或是這個寒酸小王國的一切

304
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,798
‎都還要重要

305
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:53,053
‎我不會讓一個只會傻笑、嗚咽
‎愛抱怨的小妖精阻礙到我

306
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,472
‎你現在就在傻笑！

307
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,225
‎荳荳比妳更有女王的風範

308
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,187
‎抱歉，現在選安全詞還來得及嗎？

309
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,149
‎你知道我很清楚你知道屍體在哪裡

310
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,651
‎妳會很意外我有多少不知道的事

311
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,696
‎要是我找不到，我會把你玩弄致死

312
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,243
‎還好，橡膠褲保護了我的屁股

313
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,748
‎堅強點，梅金莫，全都靠你了

314
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,876
‎一直以來都是如此
‎你可以相信我，阿莫

315
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:24,960
‎下一位！

316
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,880
‎女士，我提供您幾種勾引的方案

317
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:30,841
‎您想要我至死不渝的阿諛奉承？

318
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:35,679
‎還是成人風格的搖擺
‎或是兩項都要？

319
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,977
‎天啊，妳真是個不得了的女人，女王

320
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,103
‎給我閉嘴

321
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:47,107
‎我無意冒犯，但妳們兩位是姊妹嗎？

322
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,611
‎我甚至不介意被斷頭看著

323
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:56,366
‎我們可以來一場淫亂刺激的做愛
‎就在這骯髒的地板上

324
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,701
‎這給了我一個點子

325
00:17:58,869 --> 00:17:59,953
‎請說

326
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:04,249
‎你告訴我屍體在哪裡
‎不然我就在你身上烙上一個L

327
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,167
‎給愛人的嗎？

328
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,418
‎給輸家的

329
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,881
‎這不是我期望的香煎豬肉拼盤

330
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:14,635
‎不，等等，我是抓耙子
‎我什麼都會告訴妳

331
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,888
‎守衛們，派出皇家屍體處理隊

332
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,515
‎紫色那個

333
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,433
‎屍體在阿福的臥室

334
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:31,985
‎好，這個是我
‎還有我第一個發明的折磨工具

335
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,779
‎我稱之為“斑鳩”

336
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,199
‎這個是我發明了煎肝臟佐洋蔥

337
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,702
‎這是我在地獄裡
‎做煎肝臟佐洋蔥給孩子們吃

338
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:42,538
‎是啊

339
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,374
‎派對結束了！我得去找身體了

340
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,625
‎太好了

341
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,378
‎再見，路西，你可以走了

342
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,380
‎-哈囉，路西
‎-嗨，黛格瑪

343
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,676
‎你身上都是白蘭地和失敗的味道

344
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:56,927
‎對不起，親愛的

345
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:01,265
‎路西是大師，我很肯定是他在折磨我

346
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,892
‎你的花瓶老婆真辣，老爸

347
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,687
‎對，她是很正點

348
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,275
‎老實說，整個婚禮只是一樁
‎欠地獄的債，而且弄得很糟糕

349
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,486
‎太好了，再見，路西

350
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,280
‎黛格瑪變成我媽了嗎？

351
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:21,243
‎不，你媽好幾千年前過世了

352
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,162
‎但這個故事很悲傷，你懂的

353
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,246
‎她可以當我的繼母

354
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,666
‎真的，相信我，你會想找別人陪的

355
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,209
‎我在這裡還蠻舒服的

356
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:33,172
‎好吧，抱歉，小黛，讓我處理一下…

357
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,048
‎我們今晚一起吃頓飯，好嗎？

358
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,301
‎-太棒了，幾點？
‎-不知道…傳訊息告訴我

359
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,011
‎我沒辦法

360
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:39,970
‎我會發明的

361
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,391
‎拜託，荳荳，我們走吧

362
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:52,441
‎好，妳在擔心什麼？阿福？
‎他會沒事的

363
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,444
‎妳知道我想要妳，妳想要什麼？

364
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,655
‎從沒有人這樣問過我

365
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,587
‎（小心地滑）

366
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:18,800
‎阿福，黛格瑪知道了
‎她要去你的臥室了！

367
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,220
‎我們這雙短腿肯定趕不上

368
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,765
‎黛格瑪有那雙性感大長腿
‎長到沒有盡頭

369
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,391
‎我知道有個祕密捷徑

370
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:29,978
‎我通常都用來躲基本上所有人
‎快跟上！

371
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,612
‎J-7

372
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,782
‎J-7到底在哪裡？

373
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,534
‎我要宰了你，J-7！

374
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,337
‎搞什…

375
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,442
‎（夢王國字典
‎從阿格麗到佐格立克）

376
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:18,735
‎翻到982頁

377
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,283
‎翻快一點！

378
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,285
‎（982頁-樓梯間，名詞）

379
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,227
‎你的搬法不對！

380
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,148
‎抱歉，偷的屍體可沒有附使用手冊

381
00:21:57,899 --> 00:22:00,402
‎她來了，我到哪都認得出那雙靴子

382
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,242
‎阿福，這是怎麼回事？

383
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,746
‎妳沒有看過浪漫的前戲嗎？

384
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,622
‎他？認真的嗎？

385
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,917
‎拖把女，妳值得找比那小妖精
‎好上許多的對象

386
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:19,254
‎“妖精”這個詞已經有矮小的意思了

387
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,384
‎如果我發現你們對我說謊

388
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:27,596
‎你們就只能對自己的屁股吻別了

389
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,014
‎好，再見！

390
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,857
‎剛剛真不妙，對吧？

391
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:41,777
‎什麼？不…，不是妳的問題

392
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:45,530
‎我被摸的時候都會有點不自在
‎這是一種…

393
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,033
‎懂了，妳是指黛格瑪，是啊

394
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:51,870
‎不，好，沒錯，不，那很糟，非常糟

395
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:55,999
‎對，我想我該去拖地之類的

396
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,794
‎好，我懂，謝謝

397
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:00,754
‎別拖太辛苦！

398
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:05,884
‎別幹嘛？“別拖太辛苦”？
‎你在想什麼？

399
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,221
‎都把妳弄歪了

400
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,934
‎荳荳，我可以這樣叫妳嗎？

401
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:17,771
‎我知道妳只是某個我認識的人
‎她的邪惡版本的身體

402
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,190
‎但妳也能湊合

403
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:21,942
‎好黏！

404
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,444
‎妳知道他們從不談悲傷這件事嗎
‎荳荳？

405
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,530
‎除了情緒性進食以外

406
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:30,367
‎他們從沒說過
‎最糟的不是想念我們過去的時光

407
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,786
‎而是想念那永遠錯過的未來

408
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:38,208
‎我浪費了那麼多時間
‎希望妳為了我成為其他東西

409
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,418
‎我沒有珍惜過妳本人

410
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,003
‎我的朋友

411
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,713
‎我最好的朋友

412
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,091
‎我很抱歉

413
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:49,928
‎從今以後，這個世界會有一個空洞
‎一個本來應該屬於妳的位置

414
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:52,222
‎再見，荳荳

415
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:58,979
‎阿福

416
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,064
‎荳荳？

417
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:02,899
‎阿福！

418
00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:06,379
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