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[opening theme music playing]

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[whimpers] Look what you've done
to me, Bean.

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I'm really not a crier.

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-What?
-[screams]

5
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You sobbed like a baby loser
at the Freak Show

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every time someone threw something at you.

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You'd cry too
if you were pelted with wet peanuts.

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Those weren't wet peanuts.
That was mermaid poop. And it wasn't me.

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Why are you even here, by the way?

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I thought your thing was dumping Bean
on the beach and flapping away.

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Guys, please,
can we stop with the aggression

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and start talking about
how we're gonna kill my mom?

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[suspenseful music playing]

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Are you all right, darling?

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That throbbing vein
in your forehead is kind of scary.

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Oh, shut up.

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It's astounding how you know
what to say to piss me off.

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I'd throw this head at you,

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but it's the most important
thing in my life.

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Looks like the, uh, honeymoon phase
is officially over.

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Guards!

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[guard grunts]

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[Dagmar] The body that goes
with my evil daughter's head

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is somewhere in this godforsaken place.

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All this talk of sliced meat

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makes me hungry for, like,
a platter of corned beef roll ups.

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Thank you, Scruffles.
You're the only one I can trust.

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[chuckles]

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Until the body is found,
all Dreamlanders are under total lockdown.

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Now go!

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Uh, except us, right?

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Oh, my God, Turbish.

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-So, we can leave our rooms?
-Yes.

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And you won't kill us?

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If you don't leave right now, I will.

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I think you're going to kill us.
Mertz out.

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Have Mertz killed.

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[man] Hear ye, hear ye.

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By Her Satanic Majesty's request,
all Dreamlanders must shelter in place.

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For those without shelter,

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graves will be provided.

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Hmm.

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Looks like we won't be able to feed
the body to the crabs after all.

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-Hope you guys are hungry.
-[gasps]

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Did you all just see that?
The body just slapped me.

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Wow! You even annoy the dead.

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Guys, come on.

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We've gotta unite and figure out
how to get rid of this thing.

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Look at this corpse.
Tell me I'm not that bloated.

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-Oh, no.
-No, you look great.

51
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-No.
-Of course not.

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-Thanks, you sweet, sweet liars.
-You're welcome.

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We've gotta do more than get rid of it.
Eviscerate it. Destroy it.

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Who do we know
who destroys everything he touches?

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-[Bean and Mop Girl] Sorcerio.
-Elfo.

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Good luck.
The hallways are crawling with guards.

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-[knock on door]
-[Elfo gasps] Don't answer it.

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-Oh, come on in, Chester.
-[squeaks]

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[Elfo screams]

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Told ya.

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At least I won't have to carry you
like my floppy girlfriend.

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You know I could drown you at any time.

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Uh-oh. Trouble in Marineland.

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[groans] Quit bickering
and let's get this zombie train a-rolling.

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And naturally Elfo's the caboose.

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[uneasy music playing]

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[snoring]

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[gasps] Eh? Huh?

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Last thing I remember,

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I was punched in the face
and left for dead.

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Where am I?

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Welcome to the Steamland jail drunk tank.

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Beats waking up in the morgue.

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That's happened to Slim here
quite a few times. Right, Slim?

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Slim?

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Ooh. Honestly, I'm relieved.
Never take the bunk below a bedwetter.

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Ooh! Bah, bah, bah.

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I'm a king.

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And I came here
to rescue my three royal sons,

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a lizard, a bear, and a puppet.

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[both laughing]

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What are you laughing at? Let me out!

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I gotta rescue my kids
and return to my magic daughter

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to fight my ex-wife, the witch.

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Listen, bud.

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I don't care if your ex-wife
is the Queen of Hell.

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She is!

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Oh! And get this. She's married to Satan.

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Oh, well.
Why didn't you say so, Your Highness?

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Mayhaps you'd prefer a room to yourself.

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Yeah. Let me adjust
your cap there, jughead.

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[Zøg] Hey, that's King Jughead to you.

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I'd be happy to stay in Solitary Confine…

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Solitary Confinement? Why you…

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[both grunts]

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[Zøg laughing]

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For a big tub of lard, he can really run.

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[alarm ringing]

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Slugging a cop?
Why is everything that feels good illegal?

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[indistinct chatter]

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-Uh-oh.
-[prison guard] Stop that fatso.

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Where'd he go?

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[whispers] Okay. It's clear.
Bring the monster.

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Come on. [groans]

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[excited shout]

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Oh, my God.
This is like watching my grandma waddle.

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Took me forever
to lead her off that cliff.

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Get along, little corpsey.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[Mora whispers] Go.

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Faster, slowpoke.

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[Bean whispering]
Try not to be conspicuous.

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-Hmm?
-Hmm?

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We made it.

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Just 950 stairs to go.

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[panting]

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Okay, Zøg, you just gotta
avoid them coppers and find your boys.

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Can't be too hard. [gasps]

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Hey!

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[women grunting]

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[Zøg] Whoa! [groaning]

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Ow!

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Come here, you! Why, you… Come on!

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-[horn hooting]
-[yelling indistinctly]

125
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Whoa! Why, you…

126
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-Hey. I'm king of the sewer, not you.
-Ow!

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[grunts]

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-[bell dinging]
-Whoa.

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[screaming]

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[grunting and groaning]

131
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Hey!

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Finally, His Highness
deigns to grace us with his presence.

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You know what time it is?

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Yeah. My big hand is here
and my little hand is here.

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Save the antagonism for the ring.

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[Zøg] I'm not walking
into some kind of a trap, am I?

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[rattling]

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Oh, Bean! What happened to your head?

139
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Bean, how quickly you've recovered.

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What?

141
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Sorcerio, as your queen,

142
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I order you
to forget what you've seen here

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and play dumb if my mother asks.

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Done and done.

145
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Now be useful, for once,
and help us get rid of this.

146
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I know the perfect solution.

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Corrosive solution, that is.

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Behold, my acid bath.

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Oh, my. Where did all my acid go?

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Have you seen
the prisoner I left right here

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before this big hole showed up?

152
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Stilettos approaching. It's Dagmar.
Help me with the body.

153
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I know they're in there.
Deploy the battering dong.

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[both grunting]

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[Dagmar] Faster. Harder.

156
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Quick, down the laundry chute.

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[Dagmar] That's it. Oh, yes.

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[grunting and panting]

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I give up. She's too big,
and there's no time for a diet.

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-Hey.
-[Dagmar] Right there.

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Over a bit. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, yes.

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-[grunts]
-Elfo, give her bum-bum an extra push.

163
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What did you just say?

164
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Where the hell is Bad Bean's body?

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[thudding]

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[all sigh]

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[thudding continues]

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If those snug rubber pants
won't make me talk, nothing will.

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If I find out you're hiding that body,
it'll be rubber pants for everyone.

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[Elfo cheers] Yay! I mean, boo.

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[all sigh]

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-[Bean] Guys.
-Who said that?

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The secret to
hanging on by your fingertips is,

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if you let go, you die.

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-Bean!
-No.

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-What do we do now?
-Pull us up.

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Well, obviously. But then what?

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-We'll hide in my room.
-Now grab us.

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Whoa! [grunting]

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-[screaming]
-Beanie!

181
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-I hate buildings.
-[guard] Ow!

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A sexy sky walrus?

183
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My dreams have come true.

184
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Hey, where are you going?

185
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-All we have to do is swim 12 feet.
-Right.

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[grunting]

187
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[dramatic music playing]

188
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[Bean] Whoa!

189
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-[rhythmic cheering]
-[rhythmic hand claps]

190
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Escorting me away from the riff-raff.
I like this.

191
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You always in character?

192
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[audience booing]

193
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-You're a bum.
-You stink!

194
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Ladies and gentlemen
and bloodthirsty children.

195
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[boy] We just stabbed a guy in row seven.

196
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In this corner, weighing in at… a lot…

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-What's your name?
-King Zøg, ya jerk.

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King Zøg-ya-jerk!

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[spectators] Boo!

200
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And in the opposing corner,

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weighing in at three-quarters of a ton,

202
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formerly your neighborhood's
favorite coffee truck,

203
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The Perc-o-lator!

204
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[gulps]

205
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Ugh! I hate up.

206
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Start slogging, landlubber.

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[grunting]

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[sighs]

209
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[Mora whispering]
Giddy up, Bean. Whoa, Bean.

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[Bean grunts]

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[whispering] Stop squirming.
You're slippery enough.

212
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Probably isn't the best time to tell you,

213
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but I can't be out of the water too long.

214
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I need to stay hydrated,
my scales are getting scaly.

215
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-Me-flavored water!
-[in normal voice] Still or sparkling?

216
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I can make sparkling.

217
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Please don't. Oh, man.

218
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[Bean] Oh, there's more stairs.

219
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[Bean grunting and breathing heavily]

220
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[Mora] Come on, Bean.

221
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[Bean sighs]

222
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-[in normal voice] Happy now?
-[sighs]

223
00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:45,371
I can't believe
they waste this holy water on babies.

224
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-[soldiers grunting]
-[footsteps approaching]

225
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[whispers] I know the perfect place
to hide in here no one ever goes.

226
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[whispering] This is the leakiest box
I've ever hid in. What is it?

227
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It's called a confessional.

228
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You say all the bad stuff you ever did.

229
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For example, why you abandoned me.

230
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That could be something you could confess.

231
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You're the one to talk.

232
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Me? What?

233
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Miss seduce and vamoose.

234
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,983
What? No.

235
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:17,319
You're the one who dumped me
back on the beach in Dreamland,

236
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after that wonderful night on the log,
then by the log. No goodbye or anything.

237
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You were gone when I woke up.

238
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The walruses were orking.
That's how they laugh.

239
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,456
But if you didn't leave me,

240
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and I didn't leave you,
there's only one explanation.

241
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-[gasps] Mermaids!
-Ghosts!

242
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Did you say ghosts?

243
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,757
No. That'd be stupid. [chuckles nervously]

244
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A ghost must've said it.

245
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[gasps] No, it makes total sense,

246
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because mermaids have hated humans
viciously forever,

247
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and, no, I don't consider you human.

248
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That's the nicest and most confusing thing
you've ever said to me.

249
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Did you just say I'm nice?

250
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,857
Nobody's ever called me nice.

251
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,525
Heh. Nice.

252
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,532
[bell tolling]

253
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,873
Satan, someone's in the cathedral.

254
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,250
It's probably
just some priestly shenanigans.

255
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:18,214
But we won't know that
until you get up and see what's going on.

256
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,425
But it's a church, darling. I'm Satan.

257
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,261
Oh, for God's sake.
Take someone to hold your hand.

258
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,931
[groans] Let's go, Gomer.

259
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,098
[oinks]

260
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,897
[Satan and Gomer sigh]

261
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,232
[Dagmar] Oh, shut up.

262
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,152
-[bell ringing]
-Let this be a fair fight.

263
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,071
[spectators] Boo.

264
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,572
Stick to the script, chump.

265
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,826
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.

266
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,496
This guy gets a suit of armor and I don't?

267
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:51,413
[grunts]

268
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,794
You're not supposed to take the dive
until he rips your ankles off.

269
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,755
Hey, I need them ankles later
to find my kids.

270
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,758
Listen, you peasants, [grunts]

271
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:06,345
I'm a very important king [exclaims]
of a distant land.

272
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,430
Yeah, Schmucksberg.

273
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:12,434
-Nah, nah, nah. That's two kingdoms over.
-[people cheering]

274
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,435
[whimpering]

275
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,771
[grunting]

276
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,694
Fight back, dummy.
And I don't care if I contradict myself.

277
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:24,697
[crowd oohing]

278
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:28,993
What's going on around here?
It's a hell of a diplomatic reception.

279
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,787
Don't you get it, mister?
You're the bad guy.

280
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,916
At what point are you gonna realize
you wasted your whole life?

281
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,334
[both laughing]

282
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,588
-[dramatic music playing]
-Oh, I'm the bad guy, huh?

283
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,717
Yeah, come at me.

284
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,303
I'll cream ya. And sugar ya.

285
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,851
[grunting]

286
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,774
All right. Turn him into a kiddie ride
in front of the grocery store.

287
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,276
[spectators shouting indistinctly]

288
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,694
Uh, thanks.

289
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,279
[spectators] Boo!

290
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,156
Oh, shut up.

291
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:11,702
Listen, I'm just a king out here,
and I'm trying to find my kids.

292
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,371
A blue boy, a bear boy, and a wood boy.

293
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:18,125
If anybody can help me find them,
I'd really appreciate it.

294
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,753
[spectators] Boo!

295
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:24,673
What? Go to hell! You lowlifes!

296
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,426
Oh! What, you think bottles will hurt me?

297
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,595
Ow! You son of a…

298
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,096
Seize him.

299
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,848
Hey, that's my line.

300
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,601
[Zøg screaming]

301
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:39,772
Get back here, you coward.
People paid good money to watch you die.

302
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:45,778
[Gomer oinks]

303
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:51,033
Hmm. Let's just hope God is asleep
and doesn't see that I'm here.

304
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,161
[suspenseful music playing]

305
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,297
[sighs]

306
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:09,093
Why does everybody hate me wherever I go?
Am I really that bad?

307
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,679
I mean, talking to myself
is pretty annoying.

308
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,185
-You see anything, Gomer?
-Uh-uh

309
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,444
[grunts]

310
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,409
Whoa! Why does it look like
Steamland threw up in here?

311
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,119
'Cause it's all stience-y stuff.

312
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,371
Hey, that's it.

313
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,290
We could use stience to defeat Dagmar.

314
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,259
[gasps] Wow! Oh, my God, a Tel-O-Visor!

315
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,344
That's what they show Squalid Squirrel on.

316
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,262
Mora, the squirrel?

317
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,930
[scoffs] It's my work, okay?

318
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:55,848
Please, no.

319
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,519
[groans]

320
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,105
Is it me? Is it resentment?

321
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:07,818
I mean, I got handed my power and fortune
by inheritance, just like the next guy.

322
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,111
Is it my crown?

323
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,947
Oh! My precious crownie.

324
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,283
I never should've
brought you to the big city.

325
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,576
[static]

326
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,493
Dad.

327
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,495
Maybe it is this crown.

328
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,873
I mean, what good has it ever brung me?

329
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,791
It's made my people distrustful.

330
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,502
It's made me a bad lover
to three different ladies

331
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,171
of four different species.

332
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:31,759
Well, Oona was pretty great.
And Dagmar did give me Bean.

333
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:36,430
Ah! But Ursula, my one true love.

334
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,806
Now she's dead.

335
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:42,102
And I'd give anything
to smell her hot garbage breath.

336
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,313
Maybe I'd be happier without this crown.

337
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,648
Mmm. Gives me migraines anyway.

338
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,194
[groans] I screwed up everything.

339
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:53,363
The only good thing I ever did
is get out of Bean's way

340
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,366
and let her be
the awesome woman she is today.

341
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,659
That's not true.

342
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:02,790
Dad, you taught me you could find love
again, and again, and again.

343
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,209
-[man] There he is!
-Come on. Go ahead.

344
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,878
I got nothing to live for no more.

345
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,005
[Zøg grunting]

346
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,551
No, no, no. Dad. Is he okay?

347
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:18,138
Is he dead?
TV, don't leave me hanging like this.

348
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:20,808
[footsteps departing]

349
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:24,895
Steamland. I'd recognize
those dumpsters anywhere.

350
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,772
What the hell is "Awnsho"?

351
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,027
Oh, man, this looks like a fast one.

352
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,823
Hop on, and be glad
you don't have a crotch.

353
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,746
-[Satan] What the hell?
-[Gomer oinks]

354
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,002
[Bean grunting]

355
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,966
Bean's not back yet,
and we don't have a plan.

356
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,926
What do we do? Pace and panic?

357
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,637
I'm gonna have one of Bean's
prize-winning blueberry muffins.

358
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,557
-The secret ingredient is drugs.
-Ow!

359
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,059
-[motorcycle whirring]
-[horn honking]

360
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,687
[whispers] Bean.
I knew you'd be back with a plan.

361
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:07,896
What's the plan?

362
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,023
[whispers] Well, yeah, change of plans.

363
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:14,236
Right now, I need weapons, a variety pack,
for all occasions. Don't dawdle.

364
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,905
[pensive music playing]

365
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:23,662
Aw!

366
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,582
Bean's baby bow and arrow
from her first kill.

367
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,175
Heads-up.

368
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,510
Is that what you're gonna use
to defeat Dagmar?

369
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,013
First, I gotta save my dad, okay?

370
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:44,558
Don't let anything happen in Dreamland
while I'm gone.

371
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:45,475
Gone?

372
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,478
[motorcycle revving]

373
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,777
And we're doomed.

374
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,614
Hey, where's my muffin, man?

375
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,575
-[bell dings]
-Whoo-hoo!

376
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,702
[closing theme music playing]