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[opening theme music playing]

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-[wind blowing]
-[motor cycle engine revving]

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[Bean and Mora] Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

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[Mora] Watch out, Bean, a cliff!

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Another cliff! Another cliff!

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[Bean] It's easier if you think of it
as one continuous cliff.

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[both screaming]

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Oh, blessed loneliness.

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All is quiet,

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save for the steady dripping cave noises
that serve as my only friend.

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-[water drips]
-Drip.

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-[water drips]
-Drip.

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-[water drips]
-Drip.

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-[water drips]
-Drip.

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-[water drips]
-Drip.

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-[water drips]
-Drip!

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-It's downright maddening! [screams]
-[motor cycle approaching]

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[tires screeching]

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Sorry, Malfus.

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Are you dead?

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[sighing] Princess Biateanie!

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It was foretold you would return
with some kind of bodacious manatee.

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-Who's that?
-It's some guy, he foretells stuff.

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And the prophecy says,

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"She who has no vehicle insurance

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must repay the handsome, old man

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by cooking a feast and doing the dishes."
Yes, that's it!

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Mmm. This cave ape's actually good.

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He was loyal and trusting to the very end.

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I think his name was Frankie.

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Ugh! Yeah, Malfus,
thank you so much for the hospitality

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and the not suing me,
but we really gotta get a move on.

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Yes, the first leg
of your long, heroic quest.

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It's not really a quest.
We're going to rescue my dad.

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An arduous personal journey
with many difficulties,

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from which you will return a new woman.

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No, just a quick trip to grab my dad.
Then back to Dreamland.

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That's what you think, dearie.

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There is much you don't know
and skills you ain't got.

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Here are a few spooky clues, though.

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Your journey will be treacherous,
but not always.

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There will be some giggles along the way.

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And for some reason,
I'm seeing freckles on your ass.

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Wow. He's good, Bean.

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And it says here,
you're going to be chazzed.

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Whatever that means.

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But above all,
you must be ever vigilant, or…

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Or what?

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Or you'll kill the one you love.

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Who are you talking about?
Mora? Dad? Bunty?

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Yes, I see someone
slipping away right now.

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Help! I'm slipping away.

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[both yelping]

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Hold on, hold on. Hang…

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[water splashes]

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Aye, watch out for the ice hole!

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I should have foretold that.

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[both screaming]

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[Bean screaming] Oh, no!

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-You know what I miss? Our motorcycle.
-[sighs]

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-We looked so good in those jackets.
-So good.

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[both gasps]

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[both] Aw!

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Hey, look, it's a ship!
That's gonna take us to Steamland.

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How can you be so sure?

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[whispers] 'Cause we're gonna hijack it.

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This ship is now under the command
of Captain Bean!

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-Respect the rank!
-Or walk the plank!

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Oh! That was good. That was really good.

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Nice, crazy girl,
you will make good swashbuckler.

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But next time, kill first, blab later.

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Oona! That's my stepmom.

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This is Mora.

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-Is girlfriend?
-Or is…

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[pirates] ♪ Gonorrhea, diarrhea,
Syphilis, and pus ♪

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♪ It's a pirate's strife for us ♪

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[uneasy music playing]

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[Oona] Last stop, Steamland.
Goodbye, crazy girls.

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[Bean] Bye, Oona. Thanks for the lift.
And the rancid pork was delicious.

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Wow! Is this our sick hideout?

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Yeah. I killed that guy for it.

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-He's in Hell now.
-Cool.

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So we gotta do something
about that tail fin.

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We either make you
look like a whole woman, or one big fish.

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I'm so sorry, what?

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-No, no. I just meant, like…
-Did you say…

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I think we need to make you
look like a whole woman or one big fish.

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Those seem like our best options, right?

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Okay. So, in the same sentence,

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you're insinuating
that I'm not a whole woman.

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Uh…

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I… I'm…

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Are you not, though?

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[gasps]

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Isn't that insulting to the fish part?

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I'm not trying to…

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I'm sorry, I'm just taking a moment.

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Because, yeah, if you're looking at me

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just on the surface, yes,
I could see how you'd think that.

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But to not call me a whole woman…

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To not see
the multifaceted woman that I am…

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I think I was thinking on the surface
'cause I was thinking visually, like,

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we have to go out
and portray you in a certain way

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to, like, get through this
that we're in right now,

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this, like, scenario.

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By calling me a big fish?

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Uh… [sighs]

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-Did I say that?
-You said big!

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I meant like… Uh…
I mean, I guess it is. I mean I wasn't…

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I guess it is a big fish,
but not big, like, you're not big.

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It's just like a… Like a large fish.
You are not large!

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Like, I love the way you look.

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I just mean, like, in the ocean.
You're not a goldfish.

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Just stop talking. Let's go.

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[bell ringing]

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Okay, I need
your extra-sharp mermaid senses

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to find that alley that we saw my dad in.

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Don't you have echolocation or something?

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No, that's dolphins.

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-But, yes, I do.
-I knew it.

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All right, keep your eyes out
for that sign we saw

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in Crown-O-Vision, "Awnsho."

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What does that mean "Awnsho"?
Have you ever been to an Awnsho?

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No. But I know who we need to talk to.

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[tires skid]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Oh, it's like they took a nunnery
and made it awesome.

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Oh! Hello, Mora.

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Hey, Goldie. Bean, write down the thing.

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[Bean] What does this mean?

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Come on, Goldie. You know this town.

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Help us out, huh? For old times' sake?

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Not so fast, Mora.

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You think you can disappear for two years

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and just flop back
into my bar asking for stuff?

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Come on.

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You gotta sing for your supper.

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By the way, supper's not included.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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The pawn shop is in the Stabbing District.

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[feedback over mic]

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-Hi, everyone. I am Mora.
-[cheers and applause]

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I actually used to wash dishes here.

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So, feels really good to be back.

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Ah! Okay, I'm a little rusty,
but here we go.

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[strumming guitar]

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♪ They say that you're a drowner ♪

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♪ And were parted by the sea ♪

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♪ But I can keep you floating
If you just hold on to me ♪

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[rock music playing]

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[audience cheering]

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♪ Come on, jump in ♪

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♪ Ocean's perfect, so are you ♪

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♪ You can be a mermaid too ♪

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♪ Dive down deep beneath the sea ♪

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♪ We've got neutral buoyancy ♪

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♪ 'Cause it's a mermaid orgy ♪

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♪ An underwater mermaid orgy ♪

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♪ Let's destroy the patriarchy
It's an underwater mermaid orgy ♪

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♪ Moonlit waters so warm
And crystal clear ♪

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♪ Our love is endless
And time disappears ♪

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♪ Kisses and caresses
That last eternally ♪

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♪ We can rest in peace in Dreamland
If you don't let go of me ♪

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♪ It's a mermaid orgy ♪

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♪ Anything goes at the orgy ♪

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♪ If you're hungry there's pierogi ♪

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♪ At the underwater mermaid orgy ♪

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♪ It's an orgy
An underwater mermaid orgy ♪

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♪ Time to say arrivederci
To the underwater mermaid orgy ♪

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[cheers and applause]

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[screams]

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Oh, my God. What was that?

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Did you like it?

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Yes, I… Yes!

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We're out of here.
You're a star. You're my star.

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I guess she is why you never called.

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Don't talk to her. She's with me.

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-Who's that? Ow!
-Bye.

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Your song sucked!

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Someone stole our pedicab?

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[groans] What kind of heartless monster?

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[gasps] A baby carriage! Perfect.

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[tense music playing]

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[kisses]

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Gaze upon the body.

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Gaze upon your own body, douchenozzle.

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[rattling]

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[Elfo grunts and groans]

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Thank God I'm still wearing
these snug rubber pants.

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In the words of the Ancients,

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a-one and a-two and away we goo.

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[all gasps]

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[crowd chanting]
♪ Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo ♪

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♪ Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo ♪

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♪ Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo ♪

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♪ Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo ♪

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[Elfo] What the hell?

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♪ Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo ♪

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♪ Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo… ♪

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[screams]

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[gasping]

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[Elfo panting]

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Don't follow me!

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[Bean grunts] Awnsho.

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I'm a goddamn genius.

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But where's my dad?

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Somebody that large and loud
doesn't just disappear.

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[electrical buzzing]

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[man muttering]

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Who's banging on the thing?

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Sorry, we're all out
of coconut bras today. We're closed.

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Why's there an open sign in the window?

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That's for sale.

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That crown in the window.
Who brought that in?

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I don't divulge private information
for less than say ten bucks.

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We don't have any money,
but could we try it on for fun?

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Yeah, I see no problem with that.

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Hmm.

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-So long, sucker. [laughing]
-What the…

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Whee!

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You owe me for the bullets too!

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[both grunt and groan]

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Stand back.
I punch first, ask questions later.

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-Ow! My forehead.
-Ow! My fingers.

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Wow. It worked.

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Well, well, well, if it isn't Alva
and his band of walking light bulbs.

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They have names, Bean.

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I forget them right now,

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but I do know the answer
to all your questions is behind this door.

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And up 78 floors.
Just press this red button.

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[elevator whirring, squeaking]

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[elevator thuds and dings]

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[Zøg muttering]

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-[Bean] Dad?
-Oh! Beanie!

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This bath is incredible.

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I think I lost ten pounds in grime.

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You're okay!

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[whispers] What are you
even doing in Steamland?

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Well, I was trying to rescue Derek
and Freckles and Bear Boy.

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And you shall have Darlick
and Freckles and Bellboy.

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I have 22 hench-bots
searching as we speak.

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They won't stop
until they recover your sons

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or fall down the stairs.

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Now, why don't we discuss all this
over midnight supper?

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I invented a machine
that makes perfectly round meatballs.

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Dad, you cannot trust this guy.

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He just said he's got it handled.

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00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,139
Hey, take it from a guy
with no idea what he's doing.

249
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,517
You should have seen me earlier.
I was a mess.

250
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,311
Now take me to your meatballs.

251
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,273
-[Gordy] Tuck in, everyone.
-[Zøg munching]

252
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,032
Ah! All gone.

253
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,784
Eight more meatballs, please.

254
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,123
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven. Seven?

255
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,917
Say, Mora, have you tried your soup yet?

256
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,462
It's delicious.
[whispers] And informative.

257
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,339
Uh, yeah. I can't read.

258
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:45,801
"Meet under table. Bean."

259
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,137
Listen. There's no time to waste.

260
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,638
-You can't read?
-[whispers] Nope.

261
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,640
How'd you read the scripts
for Squalid Squirrel?

262
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,683
I'm a lucky guesser.

263
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:56,145
Wait, what? Hold on. No.
Stay down here. I want an explanation.

264
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,940
I can intuit how
letters move through air and space.

265
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,568
Why couldn't you guess "Meet under table"?

266
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,320
Because it doesn't work in soup.

267
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,906
Ooh! You work on Squalid Squirrel?

268
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,659
[mimics Squalid Squirrel]
I am Squalid Squirrel, fanboy. [laughing]

269
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,161
[gasps] I feel like swooning.

270
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,414
[in normal voice] Mora,
do not fall for his creepy flattery,

271
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,916
and don't sign any merch.

272
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,417
I'm sure he's gonna sell it.

273
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,921
Sorry, we need to get out of here.
We have so much rescuing to do.

274
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:22,880
Do not worry, Bean.

275
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,966
I'll have a status report
on your lost ragamuffins shortly.

276
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:26,967
In the meantime…

277
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,762
Where are you going?

278
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,598
Now that we've nourished our bodies,

279
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,058
let's nourish our souls

280
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:37,394
with the anvil-based
slapstick of Squalid Squirrel.

281
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,520
To the screening room!

282
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,107
I wouldn't wanna do that
even if we had nothing else to do.

283
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,025
And we do.

284
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,485
Bean, let me have this.

285
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,904
I've never met a fan
who can stay up this late.

286
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,246
What is this? Bean's Bean Dip?

287
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,375
I did not authorize you
to use my image on this bean dip.

288
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,542
You signed the contract.

289
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,670
-I did not sign any contract.
-Afraid you did.

290
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,172
-Chauncey was my witness.
-A hench-bot.

291
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,091
He's also a notary.

292
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,093
Oh. Here we are.

293
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:14,223
-Ew, yuck. Quite the creepy collection.
-Thank you.

294
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,558
Put that down!
That's a valuable collectible.

295
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,603
The talking squirrel toy
that terrified children ages two to five.

296
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,355
I found it at Squirrel Con.

297
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:25,526
Which reminds me, Mora,
I've never seen you at the Con.

298
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,737
Please. I've already spent
three years in a real freak show.

299
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,572
Fascinating insight.

300
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,533
Uh, no. Actually, it's not.

301
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:36,453
Now, if you all sit down…
Bean. I have a real treat.

302
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,748
The elusive Squalid Squirrel lost episode.

303
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,668
That's right.
It's Pounding my Nuts with a Mallet

304
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,754
In the early days of animation,
film was so flammable,

305
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,172
they'd use it to start fires

306
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,258
whenever the animators
threatened to unionize.

307
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:53,762
I can't believe I get to watch it
holding hands with the Squalid Squirrel.

308
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,973
[Squalid Squirrel] Oh, Gosh.
[normal] Wait, what?

309
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,725
[sighs in exasperation] Oh, my God.

310
00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:00,602
If you have any drugs, take them now.

311
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,480
-[joyful music playing on video]
-I'm Squalid Squirrel. [chuckles]

312
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,982
What a catchphrase!

313
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:08,819
Ugh! They made me say that 20 times,
and then they used take one.

314
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:12,239
Will you shut up?
The squirrel's gonna murder the dog.

315
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:18,412
See ya in Hell, ya goddamn son of a bitch.
[laughing maniacally]

316
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,209
Secret laboratory. [groans]

317
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,338
A-ha! Ugh!

318
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,717
[suspenseful music playing]

319
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,010
Hmm.

320
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,303
[gasps]

321
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,559
Ha-ho, stience.

322
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,756
[electricity buzzing]

323
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,014
[gasps] What the hell?

324
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,434
And I thought Elfo was obsessed.

325
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:29,566
[joyful music playing on video]

326
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,820
Hey, I have a sudden idea.

327
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,031
How about you and I
perform a spontaneous scene together?

328
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,784
[mimics Squalid Squirrel]
What's that, fanboy?

329
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,745
It's just some silly fanfic

330
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,623
I've been just messing around with
in my spare time.

331
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,416
Okey-dokey.

332
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,584
[in normal voice] I think.

333
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,336
[exhales sharply] Okay.

334
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,714
Squalid Squirrel, marry me.
'Cause Bean won't.

335
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:57,719
[mimics Squalid Squirrel] Oh! Gee.
No. Sorry. That's impossible.

336
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:01,056
Uh, the first rule of improvisation
is to always agree.

337
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,392
[suspenseful music playing]

338
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,732
-[electrical zapping]
-[gasps]

339
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,404
[screams and gasps]

340
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,033
[yells] Help! I'm trapped!

341
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,244
Mmm.

342
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:30,127
Oh, Bean. Once again,
we see that curiosity killed the cat.

343
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,336
But replace cat with "you"

344
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,339
and killed with "encased to exploit
your magical properties."

345
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,049
[mumbling]

346
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,511
I'm going to open your mouth door now.

347
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,556
Please don't scream,
or I'll close all the face doors.

348
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,641
Magic? No, no, no.

349
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:49,104
You are not getting your greedy fingers
on my personal fingers.

350
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,606
We'll see about that.

351
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,566
I'm a stientist. [scoffs]

352
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:56,486
And I know how to leech
the electricity I need from an object.

353
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,071
I am not an object.

354
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,117
Oh. No, no, no. I see what you're up to.

355
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,828
You wanna make me mad.
To unleash my lightning.

356
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,079
Impressive.

357
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,249
You're not the bucktoothed bumpkin
we all thought you were.

358
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,459
Annoying, aren't I?

359
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,752
Nice try.

360
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,046
These chompers
have gotten me through a lot.

361
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,047
Mostly ropes.

362
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:18,342
It also looks like
you comb your hair with them.

363
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:22,346
No. I can't say that. You're beautiful.
And I wish you'd see my side of things,

364
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,224
but since you refuse,
it's time to bring out the big guns.

365
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,184
Archdruidess?

366
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,645
Good luck staying calm around me.

367
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,608
[panting]

368
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:39,363
[Trøgs grunting]

369
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,952
[inhales air deeply]

370
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,165
[exhales sharply]

371
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:56,713
[Elfo] Don't follow me!

372
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:00,717
[Elfo screams]

373
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,387
Just a little conductive finger grease.

374
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:06,181
Interesting fact, also works on toes.

375
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,059
When I get out, I'm gonna kill you.

376
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:11,103
[gasps] Archdruidess, please do not fail.

377
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:15,941
You know I'm only doing this because
I still love you, you beautiful bastard.

378
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,776
And I still love Bean.

379
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,612
But we can't always
get what we want. Sorry.

380
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,156
You'll get a nice birthday bonus.
When's your birthday?

381
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,783
Yesterday.

382
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,327
You'll have something
to look forward to next year.

383
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:35,294
"You inherited more of your looks
from your daddy than your mommy."

384
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,629
Doesn't seem to bother
your boyfriend there.

385
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,216
He's all, like, "Oh, Bean. I love you."

386
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,386
"Let's invent a helicopter
powered by love." Ha!

387
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:45,929
Yikes.

388
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,514
Okay. Take this.

389
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,224
"You grew up friendless."

390
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,560
I had… I had Bunty.

391
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:57,107
Bunty is a strident leftist revolutionary.
She resents you, and your wealth.

392
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,901
"And while you think of yourself
as queen of the people,

393
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,195
you're still spoiled and entitled."

394
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,240
And those big, stupid boots aren't groovy,
they're pathetic.

395
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,117
That's kinda hurtful. [mumbles]

396
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,495
No. I am not gonna let you hurt me.

397
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,747
-I don't have to.
-[groans]

398
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,957
You're your own worstest enemy.

399
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:14,875
Think about it.

400
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:18,587
Every single one of your problems,
you've brought on yourself.

401
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:22,466
"You can barely hang on
to the few good things you do get."

402
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:25,594
You think Mora the mermaid's
gonna have the patience

403
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,138
to stick by a screw-up like you?

404
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,557
Bean, I know I have trouble
reading the room.

405
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,727
But would you mind if I asked Mora out?
She's very beautiful.

406
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,812
[growling]

407
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,814
[laughing] I knew it.

408
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:41,902
When it comes to controlling her anger,
Bean's no better than Dagmar.

409
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:47,365
I am not like my mother! [screaming]

410
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,244
-[machine powering up]
-It's working.

411
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,705
My infuriatingly
mysterious plan is working.

412
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,959
Bean! He turned you into a bowling trophy?

413
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,419
Shut up, Zøg.

414
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:02,506
[gasps in disbelief] I remember you.

415
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,800
-Why, you!
-[Mora grunts]

416
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:05,801
[groans]

417
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:06,885
[all grunting]

418
00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:11,431
[groans] Hench-bots!
Tyler. Alistair. Corbin. Dabney.

419
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,474
Where's Corbin?

420
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:17,229
Rupert. Skizz. And the rest, attack!

421
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,523
[grunts and groans]

422
00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:20,524
[yelps]

423
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,818
It's too late now, Corbin.

424
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:23,985
[grunting]

425
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:33,411
None of this would be happening
if you'd just stayed buried alive.

426
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,538
[honks]

427
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:37,040
Dad. Is that where
your honking comes from?

428
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,209
-Uh-huh.
-[grunts]

429
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,171
[grunting]

430
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:45,882
[machine turns off]

431
00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:50,929
[dramatic music playing]

432
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:54,808
Hop on!

433
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:00,981
[both groans]

434
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,693
Bean. No!

435
00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:16,705
[Bean] Set her down
nice and easy on that train.

436
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,506
Archdruidess, pack my bags.
I'm going on a voyage.

437
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:27,716
[Archdruidess mutters]

438
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:33,305
Oh, hench-head. There you are.
Can you fit in the bag?

439
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,267
[panting]

440
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,810
Scruffles. You gotta hide me.

441
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,615
He's, like, uh, behind the throne.

442
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,158
[Elfo screams]

443
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,462
Hey, so, I got you something.

444
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,632
Ah! You stole this for me?

445
00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:12,385
I would steal
a million scary toys for you.

446
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:16,514
The universe is meaningless,
and you're ugly too.

447
00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:17,933
Don't pull that ring again.

448
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:22,020
Well, I got you something
equally as thoughtful,

449
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:23,563
and equally as stolen.

450
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:24,522
[Bean] Uh.

451
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,567
[nervously] Oh! Thanks.

452
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:45,418
[man on PA] Last stop,
Steamland Fun Pier. Ba-boop.

453
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,545
-Oh, no. Look down there.
-[tense music playing]

454
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:48,964
Let's go already!

455
00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:55,053
Do you see what I see?

456
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:56,888
-[Zøg] Freckles!
-[Bean] Derek!

457
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,056
[Zøg] Bear Boy?

458
00:25:58,139 --> 00:26:00,141
[Bean] And look what's coming soon.

459
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,059
[Zøg] Us?

460
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:04,646
[closing theme music playing]