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[opening theme music playing]

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[man] Hey!

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Oh, my! I never thought
I'd live to braid a queen's hair.

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I always thought
you'd be dead in a ditch by now.

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Why is it that every time
you're braiding my hair

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you tell me I'm going to die?

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[grunting]

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Braids hurt my brain.

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Okay, let's get this coronation over with.

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Mop Girl, fetch me my royal stompers.

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But what about your glass slippers, ma'am?

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Oh, you're so going to die.

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[regal horn music playing]

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So, now that you're gonna be queen,
does that mean we all move up a notch?

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I just thought
since the three of us are kind of an item,

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you know, we'd maybe
share the throne? Huh?

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Do they have a crown for best friends?

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As your new royal assassin,

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I can arrange for Elfo
to fall down a flight of stairs

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in a comical yet suspicious manner. Ow!

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Boys, this is serious.

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Being on the throne's
a huge, horrible responsibility.

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But if I'm gonna do this,
I gotta do it right.

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Yes, of course.

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I didn't get an answer
on that best friend crown.

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Oh! You showed up. Okay, showtime.

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Nice dress.
Let's get this circus underway.

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♪ Queen Beanie, chili beanie ♪

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♪ Boo dee bee dee-- ♪ [yelps]

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Now, you listen up and you listen good.

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Bean is going to be queen.

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And the queen can no longer associate
with those who are beneath her.

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You are dismissed.

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Did we just get dumped?

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I look to you
as the world's foremost authority.

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The key to getting dumped
is not knowing how to take a hint.

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[trumpets playing regal tune]

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Aw! Bean reserved a seat for me.

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[grunts] I mean, it's unreal.

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I can't believe
I'm forced to sit in the back

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with the fops and dandies
and the merchant class.

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I am a royal suck-up, damn it!

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-[Luci] Sorry, this seat is taken.
-[Elfo] Shut up.

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[trumpets playing]

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[shoes squelching]

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[shoes continue squelching]

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All rise!

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[struggling]

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[Luci] Hmm.

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So, um, just wondering,
in terms of our relationship, how are we?

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I still don't like you or your eyeball,
but you have valuable experience.

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So we're okay for now.

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Plus, I like to keep my enemies close.

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Well, then,
consider me your number one enemy.

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[chuckles]

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[piano music playing]

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[beeping]

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Ah! The Crown. My favorite show.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, hags and geezers,

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we are gathered here today--

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-Just do it!
-[scoffs]

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And what shall be your first words

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as Queen Tiabeanie the First,
Ruler of the Glorious Dreamland Empire?

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What the hell? This crown can suck it.

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[crowd gasps]

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"This crown can suck it."

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Queen Tiabeanie, where are you going?

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I want to address all my subjects,

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not just the snooty ones
with scepters up their butts.

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How did she know? [groans]

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[fanfare]

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[crowd cheering]

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-I'm friends with her.
-[man] Really?

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Then perhaps you can tell me why,
for centuries,

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only a male heir can be crowned,
but now this?

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I mean, this kingdom has rules,
and to change them willy-nilly--

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Herman, you're leaning out
the window again.

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Stop tempting fate.

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[groans]

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[thud]

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Who did that?

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[crowd cheering]

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All right, thank you.

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-Okay, that's enough. Settle down.
-[crowd continues cheering]

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If you're cheering
and clapping while I'm talking,

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that means you're not listening.

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[shouting] Okay, shut up!

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Thank you. Now listen.

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Although I'm your ruler and that
makes me all superior or whatever,

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I feel like I know
each and every one of you.

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I've shopped at your stores
and peed in your fountains.

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I've gotten high in your drug dens
and I passed out in your barrels.

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So I want you to consider me
more like your friend.

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-[Turbish] Hi, friend.
-Hi, Turbish.

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[Turbish] Hi, friend.

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I beg you, do not respond.

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-[Turbish] Hi, Odval.
-[sighs]

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-[thud]
-[Turbish] Ow, Odval.

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And when a friend might want to
break some unfortunate news to you,

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and not have you panic,
because it's really bad news…

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She's trying not to panic herself.

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As your queen, I command you

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to run for your lives
in an orderly fashion,

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and definitely don't look behind you.

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[all] Huh?

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I said don't look behind you!

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[all screaming]

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[grunts]

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[both grunt]

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[dramatic music playing]

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[Elfo] Ew, green.

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[wind whooshing]

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Big Jo.

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That's right, Big Jo.

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And Porky.

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Who said that?

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Big Jo? I thought he was dead.
He looks like a cadaver.

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That can still be arranged.

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No, don't shoot.

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[grunts]

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Bean, I've had a lot of time to think
since our adventure in Cremorrah,

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when you buried me in sand
and left Porky and me for dead.

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I came to apologize.

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[Bean] Then what's with
the scary green smoke?

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Oh, well, that's the pork sausages.

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Porky has his own grill
in the back of the wagon

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and I toss him a sausage
every ten miles if he runs fast enough.

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Some people say
that's why he's named "Porky."

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-[Elfo] Is that true?
-No.

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And why should we trust you?
Dude, you tried to kill us multiple times.

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Even demons think you're a dick.

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Perhaps it's because I've spent a lifetime

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exorcising other people's demons,
but never my own.

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He does seem remorseful.
Maybe he's telling the truth.

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What shall we do, Your Majesty?

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I don't know,
he still looks kinda evil to me.

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That's just my appearance.
I have resting sinister face.

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Well, I want this
to be a progressive kingdom,

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not one beholden
to superstition and magic.

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And these days,
there is a modern way to get to the truth

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without having to kill someone.

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Throw him in the dungeon!

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Hi, you're under arrest.

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Boy, this went
a completely different way in my head.

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[grunts]

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Oh, Big Jo, I've heard so much about
your stoic manner and indomitable spirit.

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It'll be an honor breaking them both.

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Do what you will to Porky,
but he will never talk.

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Stan, I need to speak
with the prisoners alone.

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The queen wants me
to press them for information.

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Oh, good idea.

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I'll just be over here,
pressing this guy for information.

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[whimpering and yelping]

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We need to talk. Does he have to be here?

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Porky, I thought I told you not to
embarrass me with your antics today.

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Go sit in a corner.

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When I got your message to come here,

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you didn't say anything
about being locked in the dungeon.

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I had no idea
Bean would be so unforgiving.

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Maybe if your disposition
were a little sunnier…

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[scoffs] I spit on your sunny disposition.
To important matters.

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I thought the dismal end of Zøg

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was to be the grand beginning
for our secret society.

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Bean gaining the crown

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has thrown a Turbish-sized monkey wrench
into the works.

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-Who's Turbish?
-The bane of my existence.

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-The chubby fellow who escorted you?
-Oh, yes.

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Never mind all that.

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I called you here
so you could help us out.

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Indeed. Fortunately, I may have discovered

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a key piece of information
about the Curse.

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[grunts]

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The page torn from The Book Of Øgs.
You took it?

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My branch of the society
has been desperate

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for clues to the true meaning
of the Curse.

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I collect them when I have the chance.

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Porky says he's going
to put a scrapbook together,

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but we shall see.

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Anyway, check this out.

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The ancient language of ancients!

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Can you read it?

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Only with my ancient glasses.

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But I must get back to the queen
before she suspects something.

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She's alarmingly more
on top of things than her father.

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[babbling]

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Hey, couldn't you take a less bumpy road?

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Yes, I could.

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[Zøg continues babbling]

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[Elfo] "Elfo, nothing will tear us apart."

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[sighs]

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It's the end of an era.
Bean's real royalty now.

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And for the first time ever,
she's outta my league.

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I guess it's time to finally let you go.

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Plus, I couldn't sell you
at the indoor swap meet.

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-[thud]
-[groan]

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[gasps] What the hell? Ogres?

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[growling]

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[Elfo] Oh, no, Junior.

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[sniffing] Me smell something
me sure me not like.

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[whimpers]

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Is the new throne
to your liking, Your Majesty?

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You do like it, right?
No, you hate it, don't you?

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No, well… Try that out, yes.

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That's a nice feature, isn't it?

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The beer holders are nice, but honestly,

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shouldn't we be spending
our time and money on the actual kingdom?

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[chuckles] You are so hilarious, Queen.
That was a joke, wasn't it?

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[Elfo] Bean! Bean!

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Ogres are attacking,
and we're all gonna die.

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Also, one of the ogres
destroyed your painting. It wasn't me.

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Sound the ogre alarm!

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We don't have an ogre alarm, Your Majesty.

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We've never been attacked by ogres before.

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Just sound any alarm!

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-[snaps fingers]
-[bell tolling]

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No, not the raccoon alarm.
Just sound all the alarms!

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[various bells clanging]

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[man shouting] Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Alarm!

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What are we going to do?
We have no king to protect us.

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Woah! Woah! Woah!

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I'm right here.

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He just meant, it'd be better
if we had a man to lead us.

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Yeah, I know. Thanks, Bunty.

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You're welcome, ma'am.

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[whispering] Remember this insult
when the revolution comes.

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We could use
your father's never-fail tactic.

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Just throw servants over the wall

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until the monsters get full
from eating them and go home.

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Great idea. We'll start with Bunty.

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Woah! As much as I'm annoyed with Bunty,

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I'm not throwing valuable servants
over the wall.

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I could fetch some of me children.

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That's sweet, Bunty,
but there's gotta be another way.

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-[dramatic music playing]
-[all grunting]

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This is the hardest thing
I'm ever going to do.

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Release the kegs!

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[ogres grunting and screaming]

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-Now!
-[exclaims]

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[Junior screaming]

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Give us the one you call Elfo.

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Why? What did Elfo ever do to you?

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Him stab eyeball. Hurt feelings.

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Elfo, is that true?

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Oh, Bean, who knows
what happens in the fog of war?

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You gotta hide yourself right now, dude.

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I'm not going anywhere.

247
00:12:29,186 --> 00:12:31,646
I'm not your friend. I'm your queen.

248
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:34,191
And as your queen, I'm ordering you to go.

249
00:12:37,235 --> 00:12:38,403
[Elfo sobbing]

250
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:42,324
Hmm?

251
00:12:42,949 --> 00:12:44,784
[screaming]

252
00:12:47,037 --> 00:12:48,622
Ow! Ow! Ow!

253
00:12:48,705 --> 00:12:50,790
[groaning] Ow! Ow!

254
00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:52,626
Ow! Ow!

255
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,669
Ow, my ass.

256
00:12:54,753 --> 00:12:56,004
What's wrong, Elfo?

257
00:12:56,087 --> 00:12:59,132
Look at me, Trixy. Hiding. Like a wimp.

258
00:12:59,216 --> 00:13:01,384
Meanwhile, my friend, ugh…

259
00:13:01,468 --> 00:13:04,012
I mean, my queen,
is up there fighting for me

260
00:13:04,095 --> 00:13:07,474
while I'm just sitting around
with a bunch of spooky weirdos

261
00:13:07,557 --> 00:13:09,059
who hang on my every word.

262
00:13:09,142 --> 00:13:11,895
[all] Your every word.

263
00:13:11,978 --> 00:13:14,940
Because I'm your savior. That's it.

264
00:13:15,524 --> 00:13:18,151
Trøgs, I know what it's like to be you.

265
00:13:18,235 --> 00:13:22,489
Misunderstood. Rejected.
Pushed aside and forgotten.

266
00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:25,116
Nostrils. Weird little hats.

267
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,286
But if you want saving,

268
00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:32,832
you need to save your saviors
so we can save you later!

269
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,960
Big savings ahead!

270
00:13:36,419 --> 00:13:38,588
-What are they doing?
-They're thinking.

271
00:13:39,214 --> 00:13:42,551
Where is Elfo? We want him now!

272
00:13:42,634 --> 00:13:45,095
-Never!
-He's hiding in the Fun Maze!

273
00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:47,347
-[dramatic music playing]
-[ogres grunting]

274
00:13:51,184 --> 00:13:53,186
[all] Elfo?

275
00:13:53,270 --> 00:13:54,771
[all continue repeating]

276
00:14:01,027 --> 00:14:04,614
Look! They're going around in circles!
We can't miss!

277
00:14:04,698 --> 00:14:06,491
We'll see about that!

278
00:14:07,951 --> 00:14:08,827
Oops!

279
00:14:09,494 --> 00:14:12,497
Elfo not there. And that no Fun Maze.

280
00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:14,583
Now we really mad.

281
00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:16,960
[ogres grunting and clamoring]

282
00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:19,796
[Elfo whistles]

283
00:14:19,879 --> 00:14:21,089
[exclaims]

284
00:14:24,092 --> 00:14:24,968
[laughs]

285
00:14:27,262 --> 00:14:29,097
Hmm? Huh?

286
00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:30,891
-Doink.
-[grunting]

287
00:14:35,979 --> 00:14:37,314
[all grunting]

288
00:14:42,903 --> 00:14:44,946
We did it! We got them all!

289
00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:46,740
And this is my first day on the job.

290
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,408
Uh-oh!

291
00:14:48,491 --> 00:14:49,826
[gasps]

292
00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:52,412
[yelps]

293
00:14:55,248 --> 00:14:56,291
Thanks for the help!

294
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,377
Anything for our saviors!

295
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,299
You can take that with you if you'd like.

296
00:15:16,603 --> 00:15:17,437
Hmm.

297
00:15:19,898 --> 00:15:20,732
[gasps]

298
00:15:21,232 --> 00:15:23,151
Could it be? [exclaims]

299
00:15:25,737 --> 00:15:27,489
[groaning]

300
00:15:31,117 --> 00:15:32,953
Yoo-hoo! [echoing]

301
00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:35,080
Anyone here?

302
00:15:36,539 --> 00:15:37,832
Hello?

303
00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:39,125
[elf] Is that you, Rulo?

304
00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:41,711
King Rulo to you. Who wants to know?

305
00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:44,339
-It's Leavo.
-Leavo?

306
00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:46,508
What took you so long?

307
00:15:54,224 --> 00:15:57,102
I wonder what happened
to this poor bastard.

308
00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:03,692
-My hunch was right! It's--
-The thing!

309
00:16:03,775 --> 00:16:05,527
-The very thing!
-Exactly.

310
00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:07,362
-The very, very thing.
-Shut up!

311
00:16:07,445 --> 00:16:11,866
[Leavo] The legendary ancient seat
of elven power, Candyass.

312
00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:14,327
Hurry, we must re-stack these skulls

313
00:16:14,411 --> 00:16:17,038
before anyone,
even other elves, find out--

314
00:16:17,122 --> 00:16:18,581
Ooh!

315
00:16:19,374 --> 00:16:21,376
You realize what this means?

316
00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:25,338
Dreamland is
the long-lost home of the elves!

317
00:16:26,423 --> 00:16:27,966
Hey, Rulo, find anything neat?

318
00:16:28,049 --> 00:16:29,175
-No.
-Definitely not.

319
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:30,635
-Scram!
-Ooh!

320
00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:37,851
All we got left is this me-flavored beer.

321
00:16:39,477 --> 00:16:42,647
Don't celebrate yet. We have a problem.

322
00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:43,898
Ugh!

323
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:49,696
Give us Elfo
and we leave rest of you alone.

324
00:16:49,779 --> 00:16:53,408
Refuse, and we kill all of you
and take him, anyway.

325
00:16:53,491 --> 00:16:54,659
How you like that?

326
00:16:54,743 --> 00:16:57,579
So if we give them Elfo,
they won't kill anyone.

327
00:16:57,662 --> 00:16:58,538
Except for Elfo.

328
00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:01,499
Fantastic. We're going to live, everyone.

329
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,668
-[Luci] Noice!
-[all cheering]

330
00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:05,295
Uh, excuse me?

331
00:17:05,378 --> 00:17:08,631
I feel like we should workshop this
before making any firm decisions.

332
00:17:08,715 --> 00:17:12,427
Bean, don't do this.
I have a family. My people need me.

333
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:13,386
No, we don't.

334
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:17,515
I'll get the catapult ready.
We can toss him over right now.

335
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:20,351
No, I'm not giving them Elfo.

336
00:17:20,435 --> 00:17:22,187
-You're not?
-You're not?

337
00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:23,730
[gasps] You're not?

338
00:17:23,813 --> 00:17:27,734
No. There's no way I'm giving
my best friend to those monsters.

339
00:17:27,817 --> 00:17:30,570
I'm not a monster. They're the monsters.

340
00:17:30,653 --> 00:17:33,031
Tiabeanie, your loyalty is admirable.

341
00:17:33,114 --> 00:17:36,034
But you're the monster now…
I mean, the queen.

342
00:17:36,117 --> 00:17:38,536
You have a duty
to protect the entire kingdom,

343
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,580
not just your tiny fan club.

344
00:17:40,663 --> 00:17:43,708
The needs of the many
outweigh the needs of the Elfo.

345
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:46,044
But I can protect you. All of you.

346
00:17:46,127 --> 00:17:49,005
Look, I've gotten you this far, okay?

347
00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:53,968
I just need you, my loyal subjects,
to trust me as your queen.

348
00:17:54,594 --> 00:17:56,429
Now who's with me?

349
00:17:56,513 --> 00:17:59,349
-[Luci] Uh, Bean?
-[Bean] Who's with the queen?

350
00:17:59,432 --> 00:18:01,893
When I say "queen," you say "Bean."

351
00:18:01,976 --> 00:18:04,145
Queen! Queen!

352
00:18:04,229 --> 00:18:05,647
Where's Elfo?

353
00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:06,648
[Elfo] What?

354
00:18:07,315 --> 00:18:09,317
-Bean, help!
-Odval, stop!

355
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,902
Turbish, fire!

356
00:18:10,985 --> 00:18:13,029
I don't know who to disobey.

357
00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:14,614
-Ugh!
-Ooh!

358
00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:16,658
[screaming]

359
00:18:22,664 --> 00:18:24,124
[Elfo continues screaming]

360
00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:27,210
[Bean] Gotcha!

361
00:18:27,919 --> 00:18:29,420
[ogres grunting and clamoring]

362
00:18:32,507 --> 00:18:34,592
-[guards exclaim]
-Up here!

363
00:18:36,761 --> 00:18:38,805
[ogres grunting]

364
00:18:40,723 --> 00:18:44,561
How's a flimsy piece of wood
gonna hold back the ogres?

365
00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:47,021
Haven't you ever seen
an enchanted broom before?

366
00:18:47,105 --> 00:18:48,648
What are you, some kinda wizard?

367
00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:50,483
Well, now that you mention it…

368
00:18:51,609 --> 00:18:52,527
[grunts]

369
00:18:58,908 --> 00:19:00,994
The ancient scribblings. Did you find out?

370
00:19:01,077 --> 00:19:05,373
Mmm, those crazy runes tell of a battle
fought in Dreamland long ago,

371
00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:08,459
between Tiabeanie's ancestors
and their foes.

372
00:19:08,543 --> 00:19:10,503
The foes lost but cast a curse

373
00:19:10,587 --> 00:19:12,922
on all subsequent successors
to the throne.

374
00:19:13,006 --> 00:19:16,467
Foes? Who were they?
And what of Bean? Is she mentioned?

375
00:19:16,551 --> 00:19:18,094
It's frustratingly vague,

376
00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:20,388
like when people say they'll be in touch.

377
00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:24,517
Here's the plan, Big Jo.

378
00:19:24,601 --> 00:19:28,104
And, Porky, I expect
better behavior from you next time.

379
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:31,065
Don't talk to Porky that way.
He's sensitive.

380
00:19:31,149 --> 00:19:31,983
I'll be in touch.

381
00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:35,320
Porky, get your ass off the floor.
We're outta here.

382
00:19:35,403 --> 00:19:39,407
The journey of a thousand sausages
begins with a single breakfast link.

383
00:19:41,826 --> 00:19:43,203
[dramatic music playing]

384
00:19:46,831 --> 00:19:47,707
[exclaims]

385
00:19:54,464 --> 00:19:55,298
[panting]

386
00:19:56,841 --> 00:19:59,135
-We're safe up here. There's no way out.
-Phew!

387
00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:02,305
If we survive, we should really
consider playing more team sports.

388
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:05,308
Ooh, it's gettin' pretty spooky out here.

389
00:20:05,391 --> 00:20:08,311
How 'bout a little song
to lighten the mood? Any requests?

390
00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:10,605
-[honks]
-You got it!

391
00:20:10,688 --> 00:20:13,358
♪ The king in the cart goes
Honk, honk, honk ♪

392
00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:15,568
♪ Honk, honk, honk
Honk, honk, honk ♪

393
00:20:15,652 --> 00:20:18,238
♪ The king in the cart goes
Honk, honk, honk ♪

394
00:20:18,321 --> 00:20:20,365
♪ All night long ♪

395
00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:21,699
[Zøg] Please, no more.

396
00:20:21,783 --> 00:20:24,118
♪ The driver of the cart
Goes stab, stab, stab ♪

397
00:20:24,202 --> 00:20:26,120
♪ Stab, stab, stab
Stab, stab, stab ♪

398
00:20:26,204 --> 00:20:27,455
♪ The driver of the cart goes ♪

399
00:20:27,538 --> 00:20:28,706
[Zøg honks three times]

400
00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:31,042
[Chazzzzz] ♪ All night long ♪

401
00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:36,965
Come on! No more beating around bush!

402
00:20:37,048 --> 00:20:39,676
I'll never give up Elfo!
We can give you a jester?

403
00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:43,012
No, he too hacky, even for us.

404
00:20:43,805 --> 00:20:45,181
[all grunting]

405
00:20:49,727 --> 00:20:51,980
Wow. You made 'em even madder.

406
00:20:52,063 --> 00:20:55,066
I'm queen for a day,
and I ruin everything.

407
00:20:55,149 --> 00:20:57,902
We're being invaded,
everyone wants to kill us,

408
00:20:57,986 --> 00:20:59,821
and my crown doesn't even fit.

409
00:20:59,904 --> 00:21:03,283
Yeah, that was a shocker.
You and your dad have such big, fat heads.

410
00:21:03,366 --> 00:21:05,451
I thought
your buck teeth would've caught it.

411
00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:08,705
My teeth are prominent,
but they don't stick out sideways.

412
00:21:08,788 --> 00:21:10,206
-Do they?
-A little bit.

413
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:13,042
Wow. Brutal honesty.
That's true friendship.

414
00:21:13,126 --> 00:21:14,961
I never had a true friend before.

415
00:21:15,044 --> 00:21:16,713
What're you talkin' about, ya numbnuts?

416
00:21:16,796 --> 00:21:19,924
I didn't even know what the word
"friend" meant before I met you two.

417
00:21:20,008 --> 00:21:23,177
Every time I said, "Hi, I'm Elfo,"
I was crying on the inside.

418
00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:24,595
[all grunting]

419
00:21:26,723 --> 00:21:28,141
[all yelling]

420
00:21:29,934 --> 00:21:32,061
If we don't make it out of this together,

421
00:21:32,145 --> 00:21:34,856
I want you both to know
I'm gonna miss you.

422
00:21:34,939 --> 00:21:37,775
I'm so sorry I got you guys into this.

423
00:21:37,859 --> 00:21:39,277
You didn't get us into this, Bean.

424
00:21:40,361 --> 00:21:41,988
But I can get us out of this.

425
00:21:42,071 --> 00:21:43,614
Elfo, no!

426
00:21:44,407 --> 00:21:45,616
[Elfo] Ow!

427
00:21:46,743 --> 00:21:47,702
[grunts]

428
00:21:47,785 --> 00:21:49,203
Me got him. Let's go.

429
00:21:49,287 --> 00:21:51,831
I'll find you, Elfo! I'll get you back!

430
00:21:51,914 --> 00:21:53,124
Don't bother, Bean.

431
00:21:53,207 --> 00:21:56,127
I'm sure they'll skin me,
roast me, and eat me quickly.

432
00:21:57,462 --> 00:22:01,132
Oh, if you touch one hair on his head…

433
00:22:01,215 --> 00:22:02,925
At least, I think that that's hair.

434
00:22:03,009 --> 00:22:06,679
I swear I'm gonna kill
every last one of you!

435
00:22:06,763 --> 00:22:11,059
I will wipe all traces
of the ogre nation from the land!

436
00:22:11,142 --> 00:22:14,604
And if you've got
any colonies or territories

437
00:22:14,687 --> 00:22:18,149
or dependencies under your jurisdiction,

438
00:22:18,232 --> 00:22:20,568
you can forget about those, too!

439
00:22:20,651 --> 00:22:23,321
Now that's the way
a queen threatens her enemies.

440
00:22:23,404 --> 00:22:25,073
Bravo, Bean.

441
00:22:25,156 --> 00:22:26,991
Oh. Hello, Luci.

442
00:22:27,075 --> 00:22:28,993
Mom? Wait… How did you…

443
00:22:29,786 --> 00:22:31,370
You brought the ogres here.

444
00:22:31,454 --> 00:22:33,414
Oh, I had nothing to do with that, dear.

445
00:22:33,498 --> 00:22:36,459
But I did enjoy the show.
You handled yourself well.

446
00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:39,045
You shouldn't have come back.
I'm queen now.

447
00:22:39,128 --> 00:22:41,297
Queen of what? There's no one here.

448
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:45,218
They all abandoned you.
Just like you abandoned your father.

449
00:22:45,301 --> 00:22:47,512
I didn't… I tried to help him.

450
00:22:47,595 --> 00:22:49,972
You know what?
That is none of your business.

451
00:22:50,056 --> 00:22:52,183
You do not get to talk about my dad.

452
00:22:52,266 --> 00:22:54,602
Oh? And what are you going to do about it?

453
00:22:54,685 --> 00:22:57,647
I'll smash your face in.
And Luci will bite your ankles!

454
00:22:57,730 --> 00:22:58,564
[whistles]

455
00:22:59,148 --> 00:23:00,775
Luci! Ugh.

456
00:23:00,858 --> 00:23:01,692
Luci?

457
00:23:02,276 --> 00:23:04,862
She blindsided me.
While I was looking right at her.

458
00:23:04,946 --> 00:23:07,031
-[grunting]
-[dramatic music playing]

459
00:23:11,369 --> 00:23:12,620
[Luci] Whoa!

460
00:23:12,703 --> 00:23:14,205
[both grunting]

461
00:23:16,374 --> 00:23:17,542
[Luci exclaims]

462
00:23:20,211 --> 00:23:21,504
[all grunting]

463
00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:28,302
I don't know why you always
bring out the good half in me, Bean.

464
00:23:29,929 --> 00:23:31,514
[gasps]

465
00:23:40,189 --> 00:23:41,858
No. No, Luci!

466
00:23:43,734 --> 00:23:46,487
What's happening?
Where is this bookcase taking us?

467
00:23:46,571 --> 00:23:48,281
Down, down, down.

468
00:23:48,364 --> 00:23:49,574
Stop saying "down."

469
00:23:49,657 --> 00:23:52,660
All the way down. To your destiny.

470
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:57,748
-And here we are.
-Where are we?

471
00:23:59,292 --> 00:24:00,459
[bell tolling]

472
00:24:00,543 --> 00:24:03,796
Twinkletown Insane Asylum. Your new home.

473
00:24:06,841 --> 00:24:08,259
[Bean grunting]

474
00:24:08,342 --> 00:24:10,845
Don't push those buttons.
It won't do any good.

475
00:24:10,928 --> 00:24:12,638
This is an express elevator.

476
00:24:13,139 --> 00:24:14,307
[Bean yells]

477
00:24:15,474 --> 00:24:17,351
-[panting]
-[door opens]

478
00:24:23,858 --> 00:24:25,401
[suspenseful music playing]

479
00:24:29,655 --> 00:24:31,032
[Dagmar] The bride has arrived.

480
00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:34,368
[bell tolling]

481
00:24:36,412 --> 00:24:37,830
Where am I?

482
00:24:37,914 --> 00:24:40,082
[God] Welcome to Heaven, Luci.

483
00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:43,544
[screaming] Hell no!

484
00:24:45,630 --> 00:24:46,589
Hell yes.

485
00:24:46,672 --> 00:24:48,049
[bell tolling]

486
00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:51,677
[closing theme music playing]