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[theme music playing]
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[man] Hey!
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[grunts] You sure this is safe?
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Yeah, the princess is almost never here.
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You know, we could've just made out
at the donkey auction.
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Yeah, but where's the thrill of that?
I mean, don't you like it dangerous?
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Have you ever made out
in front of donkeys?
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Yeah, they get real judgey. [chuckles]
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Holy crap, you're Princess Tiabeanie!
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No, I'm just a normal teenager,
high on bread mold, breaking into castles.
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Then why is there a portrait of you?
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[chuckling] What are you, an art critic?
Shut up.
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Sorry, Bean. I heard guys
that go with you end up dead. Who'd you hear that from?
Get out of here, scribe guy.
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"Embarrassed yet unbowed,
the scrivener made his egress.
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But he would continue to listen outside
the door, unbeknownst to the princess."
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Look, uh, maybe I'll see you sometime.
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[Bean] Fine, coward.
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Your hands were all rough
and sexy, anyway.
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Go! Go use them on yourself or whatever.
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[Luci] Fun night?
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[sighs] I just want to do
what everybody else does, but I can't if they're all so scared
of my stupid dad.
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Luci, you're my personal demon.
What do you think I should do?
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Eh, easy. Kill Zog, hollow out his corpse
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and wear it around from time to time,
so people think he's still alive.
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-[man screaming]
-It's a perfect crime.
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Bean, you doing anything weird in here
I should know about?
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Yeah, just making murder plans
with my cat.
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Oh, that's nice.
Good night, honey.
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Oh, my God, it's always just gonna be
me and my cat, isn't it?
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Our secret society meets tonight?
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-No, not until the king leaves the castle.
-The elf. Speak only in code.
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We won't convene the cookie club
until the asswipe leaves the castle.
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I couldn't help but overhear
your secret conversation. Mind if I join?
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-Yes. Yes, we do.
-[door opens]
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Hey, Sorcerio,
how's that elf blood comin' along?
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I'm not getting any younger.
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Oh, you will soon, my sire.
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Hi, asswipe.
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[grunts]
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Don't worry, my liege. His lack of blood
has put him in a delirious state.
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We'll give him a sedative.
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Hand me ten ccs of brick.
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-[blow lands]
-[Elfo thuds]
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I love living where I work.
I never have to leave.
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And I never have to work.
And people have to do what I say.
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More corn. More gravy.
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Bean, you ever see
a guy eat a whole chicken?
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Yes, yesterday, you.
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Oh, right. [chuckles]
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[clears throat]
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These bones are getting caught
in my throat. Fetch me some water.
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I know I don't hydrate
as much as I should,
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but is this what water's
supposed to look like?
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It's fresh from the local well, sire.
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[flies buzzing]
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I've already summoned the plumber.
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Good. I'd like to tell him
I'm disappointed in his work.
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I'm disappointed in your work. Thank you! That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me!
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Trying to get me to drink this water
like I'm some kinda idiot.
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What is this, my first rodeo?
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What's a rodeo?
What were we talking about?
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Man, I'm thirsty.
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[groaning]
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Oh, I'm dying over here.
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Oh, why did I behead everyone
with a medical license?
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We take Zoggy to a spa
where I get waited on hand and foot.
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Stay as long as you can,
even if it takes the whole weekend.
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People rarely recover
before Saturday night.
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Okay. But there better not be
any funny business while I'm gone.
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You can count on me, sire.
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And the rest of you, too.
[groans] Odval, you're in charge.
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Keep your eyes on Bean
and her weird friends.
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Oh, neat. I'm gonna name them
Winky, Blinky and Soul-Stealer.
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Please don't name my eyes.
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Hey, little guy, if I find so much
as a misplaced hair when I get back,
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I'll cut off your arm.
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Okay, but not my lucky arm.
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Which one's your lucky arm?
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Okay, fine, both of them.
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[Elfo] Mmm.
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Come on. Go.
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Don't let the drawbridge
hit your ass on the way out. Ow!
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The king may be ill,
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but we mustn't let this grave occurrence
weigh down our somber hearts.
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We must carry on
and take comfort in prayer...
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[laughing]
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Oh, I've got to keep it together
until he's out of the gates, at least.
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[Elfo and Bean cheer]
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[all cheering]
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[sighs] Them's good people.
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Okay, the one thing I do know is
when your parents are out of town,
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that's when the fun begins.
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Now, if I was a normal kid,
what would I do?
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Mmm, throw a party.
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Man, I have wanted to throw one of those
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ever since they were invented
five years ago.
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Wait. What are you guys doing?
Zog said he'd cut off my arms. Sure, he said it. Did he mean it?
We'll find out.
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Come on, man.
Parties are where heroes are born.
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Deals are made, wallets are lost,
people hook up.
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[whispers] Often the most
regrettable hookups.
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[chuckles] Oh. That's cool. That's cool.
I can be somebody's regret.
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[chuckles and clears throat]
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Yes! Okay, do you guys realize
what's happening?
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For one night,
we get to do whatever we want.
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[gasps] I'm gonna drink flaming grog
from a baby skull.
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I'm gonna drink milk out of my shoe.
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I already had milk in there.
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-[groaning]
-[bottles clinking]
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Hey, welcome to the spa. I'm Chazz.
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I'll be doing all your body butters
and light touching.
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What are these clamps for?
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To hold you down while I talk to you.
Now let me ask you a few questions.
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-Does it hurt when I poke you like this?
-Ow!
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Good, good. Now, how does it feel
when I slap your belly like this?
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Ow!
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Okay, last question.
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Have you ever been clamped down
naked on a slab
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by a lunatic who doesn't work for the spa?
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What the hell?
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Don't rattle the clamps.
It enrages me.
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Okay, first up, guest list.
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No Dreamland dudes.
They're too scared of Zog.
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Also, they're kinda plague-y and I just...
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I can't deal with lips falling off
when I kiss people right now.
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Oh. Sounds like Bean may prefer
a mysterious stranger
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with olive skin and an unbridled
sense of caution. [chuckles]
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Bean, do you prefer Elfo?
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That's not what I meant.
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But do you?
Don't answer unless it's yes.
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Dude, decide what you want, drink till
you have the nerve to go for it,
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then keep drinking so the inevitable
rejection doesn't hurt so bad.
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What do you want?
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I guess I've always wanted
to watch the sunrise with a girl I fancy.
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Ugh. Just say Bean.
You want to watch the sunrise with Bean.
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Well, stop saying what I mean.
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Hear ye, hear ye!
Where are my party people at?
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There shall be, tonight at the castle,
a wicked rager,
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open to any in the kingdom
who know how to rage wickedly.
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[turkeys clucking]
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Party tonight. But don't tell anyone.
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[fairies laughing]
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You guys have a band?
I didn't know you were interesting.
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Right now we mostly play corn exchanges,
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but a lot of times, people look up
from what they're doing.
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Wow, maybe someday
you guys will play Cornchella.
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[chuckles] Oh. Hey, guys.
Has the party started or is the kingdom's most eligible bachelor
already here?
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I don't know. Has literally anyone
other than you arrived?
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Aw, I think he looks cute,
like the mayor of Babyville.
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Why do you always have to compare me
to a cute baby? I'm a cute man.
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Aw, yes, you are.
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[laughing] That's enough. Stop.
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That's enough!
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Wow, lights.
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Okay, boys.
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Let's make this night so legendary,
they caution children about it.
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Lower the drawbridge!
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[Elfo] What the hell?
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Uh, yeah, lower the giant painting
of the countryside.
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[people cheering]
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[gnome] Is this Number One Castle Drive?
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Let's party ♪
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[people cheering]
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Welcome, Seekers.
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Take your assigned positions
and prepare for our sacred ceremony.
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At the sound of the gong,
let the ritual begin.
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[bang]
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[chuckles]
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Hey, so,
you gonna ask me to dance or what, huh?
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Dance? Why, I'd be delighted.
I love to dance.
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Whoa! You're King Zog's daughter.
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It's cool, man. He's out of town, so--
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Actually, sorry, I'm late for a crusade.
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I love to dance. Watch this.
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[scatting]
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[sighs] Why does everyone have to know me?
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-[fiddle music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
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[sighs]
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[snoring]
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Did you wanna maybe dance?
No, me neither.
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[laughs]
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I don't either. I hate dancing.
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[laughs] Do you wanna dance?
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It would... It'd be crazy
if we danced right now, right?
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[scoffs] Look at all those fools dancing.
It would be so...
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It would be so stupid
for us to join them, right?
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Almost everyone's dancing.
[chuckles] I mean...
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would... would you...
Would you wanna do that as well?
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[sighs]
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[Elfo] 312, 313...
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You're missing your chance, dude.
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Oh, great, now you made me lose count.
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This is your moment.
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She's standing there alone.
You're all fueled up on cheese.
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Make your move, stupid!
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You're right. I'm gonna march up to Bean
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and say something I'll have figured out
by the time I get there.
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Hey, you can't park on my lawn.
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My flaming arrow says I can.
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You've got a talking flaming arrow?
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What? No, it's just a regular arrow.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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Things get confusing in a world
with occasional magic and curses.
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And while I am a fan of such worlds,
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I just feel
some more clearly set out rules
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for what can and cannot happen
would help us-- [grunts]
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He says it's okay to park here.
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Whoa! Elfo. [chuckles]
Would you look at us, huh?
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Couple of wallflowers, standing over
by the snack table eating chee...
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What happened to all the cheese?
There were over 300 cubes over here.
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[clears throat] Bean, Bean, Bean.
[chuckles]
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-Um, well, can I be honest with you?
-Yeah, of course.
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When I left Elfwood, I had no idea why,
but then, here, tonight,
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I feel like I finally know why.
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Um... Uh... [groans]
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[chuckling] I don't know how to say this.
Ugh!
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Go ahead. Say it.
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-I'm into big girls.
-What?
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Just hear me out.
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Before I left, I didn't have any idea
that my size, my stature, was...
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What do you call it?
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-Dinky?
-What?
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[stuttering] I don't if I'd say "dinky."
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I guess what I'm trying to get at,
and not so eloquently, but...
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could you ever go out with a guy
who's dinky?
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Well, I have been drinking a lot tonight,
so it might just be the grog talking,
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but, you know, I think maybe I--
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Oh, God, Vikings! [screams]
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Let's burn this place down!
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[all gasp]
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With our smooth northern dance style.
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[groaning]
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You still seem tense. Chazz is gonna
take it down a notch, okay?
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Just me and you.
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Just Chazz and the king,
havin' a dialogue.
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You know,
I thought about being a king once.
237
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,189
Just wasn't born that way.
Those are the breaks.
238
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,606
[laughing]
239
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,695
Oh, would you listen to me.
Woe is Chazz, huh?
240
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,992
Woe is gonna be you if you don't--
241
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,326
[shushing]
242
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,201
We all get to share our feelings.
243
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,998
-This here is the feeling stick.
-[stick rattles]
244
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:38,132
Whoever holds the stick
gets to share their feelings.
245
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,420
I'm feelin' furious! I'm gonna--
246
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,505
Bup, bup, bup. Who has the stick?
247
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,631
[grunts] Chazz has the stick.
248
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,718
He sure does.
And how do you feel about that?
249
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:52,064
Ha! Chazzed.
Only I can share the feelings.
250
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,311
-But seriously, I was a chubby kid...
-[groaning]
251
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,653
...and even though I knew
I was destined for greatness,
252
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:02,480
the flab on my arms said different.
Poor Chazz.
253
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,660
Oh, no. Party crashers!
254
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,239
Uh, night's over!
Tell your parents to pick you up.
255
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,406
Hey, chill out. This is Bean's party.
256
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:16,214
Whoo! Horse at a party!
Party horse rules!
257
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:19,880
Hey, nice. She drank her way
out of depression like a pro.
258
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,880
Stupid lucky horse.
259
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:27,722
-[horse neighs]
-Whoa! Easy, girl. [neighs]
260
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:33,310
The horse has big, beautiful teeth.
Like you.
261
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,270
-Your tooth is beautiful, too.
-Ah.
262
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,983
Um, please don't sit in the king's chair.
263
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,648
It's for his royal ass only. Thank you.
264
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,697
Ha! Kings! I fear no kings.
265
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:53,952
Queens either. Dukes kinda
give me the willies, but kings? Bah!
266
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:58,416
Hi. You seem unafraid of kings
and probably have other qualities.
267
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,749
I am also funny guy...
268
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,417
because inside there is pain.
269
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,844
Welcome to my party.
270
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:09,342
So this is your castle? You're not like
some stuck up princess, are you?
271
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:13,466
Did I say my party?
I meant thy party.
272
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,305
I'm all about possessive pronouns.
273
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,141
They be the latest thing,
does not thee know?
274
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:21,187
Where I come from,
we don't possess our pronouns.
275
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:24,481
We let them run free,
like the majestic snow chimp.
276
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,526
[both chuckle]
277
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,110
Can I show you around?
278
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,735
[chuckles mockingly] Ugh!
279
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,333
Odval and Sorcerio will put
an end to all this naughtiness.
280
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,916
-Oh, my!
-Wow.
281
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,501
Elfo, you mustn't be here.
This is an ancient secret society
282
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,257
that conducts great matters of state
and diplomacy.
283
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,550
We are the shadow behind the crown,
284
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:54,354
the prime movers of history,
the unseen hand.
285
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,470
-[yelps]
-[man giggles]
286
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,136
It looks like people are just having sex.
287
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:02,015
Oh, yes, we do that, too.
Diplomacy is complicated.
288
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,694
I don't want to interrupt
whatever those four people are doing,
289
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,733
but could you come throw a wet blanket...
290
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,107
not that wet blanket,
on the party upstairs?
291
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,994
I'm sorry. I'm sort of
in the middle of someone right now.
292
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,282
Come back later with an open mind.
293
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,116
And your sassy friend, the talking cat.
294
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,285
[grunts]
295
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,921
Wait. You're not a princess,
but you have a room in this castle?
296
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:32,965
What? No. This isn't my room.
This is, uh, her room.
297
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,102
Meet Princess Tiabunty.
298
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,807
Oh, uh, I'm a princess, I is.
299
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,562
Um, this is me bed
that me family lives on and...
300
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,315
[whispering] Oh, so soft.
301
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,398
[groaning and snoring]
302
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,111
[both moaning]
303
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:03,171
Ugh, great, everyone up here
is doing diplomacy, too.
304
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,800
Ugh, you're still up?
305
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,972
Uh, where's Bean? I thought you were
supposed to be chaperoning her.
306
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,222
What? What's wrong with you?
Why would you think that?
307
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,314
What? She's unchaperoned?
308
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,522
Oh, hi, Bean. I'm not interrupting, am I?
309
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,190
Mind if I sit on the bed?
310
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,561
What are you doing?
311
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,568
You allow your chimp on the bed?
312
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,860
Elf, actually. Common mistake.
313
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,364
Can you pass me a pillow?
314
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,025
My back hurts
when my body's filled with rage.
315
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,285
Oh, it's not healthy to store that.
Would you like to lie down?
316
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,249
Elfo, get out of my room.
317
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,419
This is your room? You are the princess?
318
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,249
Elfo, I'm gonna kill you.
319
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,964
Um, you can't kill me.
320
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:52,514
Her dad needs me for the Elixir of Life.
It's kind of like insurance.
321
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,129
The Elixir of Life?
322
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,426
Your snowy hair and stormy breath
remind me of my homeland.
323
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,891
You've been a comfort,
but my priorities have changed.
324
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,523
Sven, wait.
325
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,729
What is your problem, man?
326
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:09,900
This weekend was my one chance at freedom
and you ruined it, just like my dad.
327
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,322
You are just a little, green Zog.
328
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,781
No, wait!
I was just trying to control you.
329
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:16,993
Oh.
330
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:20,162
Well, it's not like
your dad is entirely... Oh.
331
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,202
Well, at least he... Oh.
332
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,583
Uh... Oh. I'm sorry. I was too aggressive.
333
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,629
I'll go back to being passive aggressive,
'cause it worked so well.
334
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,724
Too late.
Tonight's turned into a carriage wreck.
335
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,970
I just want to send people home
and curl up with my favorite book.
336
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,103
The hollowed-out one
with the booze inside?
337
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,431
Yeah. I can't put it down.
338
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:48,096
Party's over. Everyone out.
Come on, guys. Look alive.
339
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,727
-[Elfo] I don't think they can anymore.
-[Sven] Ah?
340
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,443
Seize them.
341
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,034
[Bean and Elfo grunt]
342
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,027
[Luci grunts]
343
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,866
[all grunting]
344
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,965
[all grunt]
345
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:24,806
I claim this castle
in the name of Land Vikings!
346
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:28,310
-I am land king now!
-[Vikings cheering]
347
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,897
This is why you gotta make people RSVP.
348
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,981
[steam hissing]
349
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:39,817
I wouldn't say I was locked up in
a lunatic asylum because I was crazy.
350
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:44,405
Something in my voice
makes people real mad. [sighs]
351
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,873
But, hey, I escaped and ended up here,
352
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:51,115
and who knows what
I'm gonna do to you now. [chuckles]
353
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,585
Yeah. [chuckles]
354
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,669
[straining]
355
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,510
[yelling indistinctly]
356
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,893
-What the hell?
-[Chazz] You're cured.
357
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,428
Congratulations, Your Highness.
358
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,175
Not thinking about
your tummy troubles now, are you?
359
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,648
You tortured me for 24 straight hours.
360
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,019
That's what cures it.
361
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,146
Well, that or the passage of time.
We're not really sure.
362
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,614
I've had it with you
and your successful methods.
363
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,025
I'm gettin' out
while I still have my dignity.
364
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,580
I don't get why you'd want to take over
this shoddy kingdom anyway.
365
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:35,594
We're broke. This castle's not even made
of real stone. It's particle stone.
366
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,671
Vikings don't care about riches.
367
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:43,045
We want immortality, that our names
might live on for a hundred years.
368
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,005
We must have the Elixir of Life.
369
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:49,265
Hear ye, hear ye!
The return of King Zog is imminent.
370
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:52,939
Please do not shoot
the messenger any more.
371
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:59,231
Oh, God, my dad's gonna kill us, and then
the Vikings are gonna kill my dad.
372
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,818
Hey, at least Elfo's sad.
Look at his lip quiver.
373
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:06,203
[sighs] There's only one thing left to do.
I'm switching teams.
374
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,123
Called it. Knew it by the pants.
375
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:11,201
I'm joining forces
with our savage conqueror.
376
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,118
What?
377
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:15,829
Your Majesty.
378
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:18,127
Ah, now we're talking.
379
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:21,761
We shall rule together
as tyrant and tyrantina.
380
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:23,972
[whimpers]
381
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,551
If this is what you want, Bean,
I won't stand in your way.
382
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:30,307
I wish you all the gumdrops
in the rainbow.
383
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:34,850
Thanks, Elfo. And when those gumdrops
get stuck in our throats,
384
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,766
as they inevitably will,
385
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:42,145
we shall wash them down with
the Elixir of Life, which we totally have.
386
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,488
[gasps] Oh.
387
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,907
This shoddy kingdom is ours forever.
388
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:57,456
Eternity shall remember
the names of Sven and, uh...
389
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,592
-Bean.
-Really?
390
00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:03,049
Behold, guys, the Elixir of Life.
391
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,936
[Sven] Why are there so many dead things
floating in the Elixir of Life?
392
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:19,189
-A little bug never hurt anyone.
-What about that squirrel?
393
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,779
Oh, that's my pet Bloaty.
394
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:27,908
Wait a minute. You named your pet squirrel
Bloaty before he died and got all bloated?
395
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,829
And your name is Sven and you're a Viking,
396
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,118
so we're all a little obvious here,
aren't we?
397
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,452
Come on, drink up.
398
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,497
[Vikings muttering indistinctly]
399
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:39,290
Hold on. I didn't become regional manager
of the Land Vikings
400
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,206
by drinking any old liquid.
401
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:43,094
How do I know this is not a trick?
402
00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:45,011
'Cause I told you?
403
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,007
Showed you. I have to show you.
404
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:59,481
Well, here's to seeing
the sun rise another day.
405
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,943
Oh, oh. [gagging]
406
00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:06,105
See? It's totally fine.
407
00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:08,954
Are you turning green?
Or were you already green?
408
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:13,120
[grunts] When I'm immortal, I'll have
plenty of time to consider things.
409
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:14,201
[exhales]
410
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:21,248
Huh. I wasn't expecting to chew.
411
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,295
[stomachs rumbling]
412
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,668
Right this way, gentlemen.
413
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,551
Luci, pull the lever.
414
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,643
[Vikings yelling]
415
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:40,016
Bean! Bean! Grab my hand!
As your future husband, I command it.
416
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:43,023
Oh, you shouldn't have said that.
Here's a hammer.
417
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,606
[Sven] Please, don't hammer my fingers.
418
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:48,071
Look at you.
You're just a coward like every other guy
419
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,953
except that one over there,
with his head in a bucket.
420
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:56,616
[yelling] This is why you're still single!
421
00:24:58,121 --> 00:25:02,041
Wow! I can't believe you just sent
so many people to their death.
422
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:05,085
Death?
No, they'll just all fall into the ocean.
423
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,590
[Vikings thud]
424
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:09,261
Oh. I guess it was low tide.
425
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:14,891
Hey, Elfo, I just want to say that
what you did really means a lot to me.
426
00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,521
I won't forget it.
427
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,354
Can you hear me?
428
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:20,976
Hey, can you hear me?
429
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:24,481
Can you maybe save this for later,
when I can appreciate it?
430
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:28,284
"And they looked into each other's eyes,
and the question arose.
431
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,490
Will they or won't they...
432
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:34,991
notice that King Zog's carriage
has arrived in the courtyard right now?"
433
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,916
Oh, God, I've never cleaned before.
434
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,380
You don't have to tell me
what happened up here
435
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,511
if I don't have to tell you
what happened down there.
436
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:50,418
Deal. Just help me clean.
437
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:54,427
Elfo, you scrub the blood off the walls,
and I'll sweep up the crushed pretzels.
438
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,385
[Luci] Hey, uh,
what do I do with this leg?
439
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,885
Stuff it up the chimney with these torsos.
440
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:08,692
[groans] Castle looks pretty good.
Main entrance nice and clean.
441
00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:11,985
Portcullis properly lowered
to defensive position.
442
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:14,990
Walking up stairs now.
Landing neat and tidy.
443
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:18,333
Second set of stairs, also fine.
444
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:22,660
Now approaching the throne room,
not expecting any surprises.
445
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:26,417
Blood pressure steady as I enter and...
446
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:31,674
Oh. It's totally clean
and there are people here to greet me.
447
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,166
How nice.
448
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:37,138
Welcome back to your castle, Father,
where nothing unusual occurred.
449
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:40,390
Certainly no religious sex magic rituals.
450
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:41,683
Glad to hear it.
451
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:46,146
Now I would like to sit on my throne
and rule my kingdom,
452
00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:49,939
which most certainly was not overthrown
by barbarians.
453
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,775
Dad, why are you talking like that?
454
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,950
Sorry, I had a stroke on the way home.
455
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,779
[crowing]
456
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:06,833
Hey, at least you get to watch the sunrise
with a girl. Sorry it's just me.
457
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:09,746
Well, maybe someday
you'll get your wish, too.
458
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,762
I have wishes, too.
459
00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:14,968
But you wouldn't know that
because you never asked. Rude.
460
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,300
I also had a dream
where all my teeth fell out.
461
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:19,295
That's weird, right? [chuckles]
462
00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:20,387
Man, dreams.
463
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,812
Maybe reality is the dream
and dreams are reality.
464
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,192
You ever think about that?
465
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:28,645
[chuckles] I'm pretty high.
466
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:32,441
[groans]
467
00:27:32,525 --> 00:27:35,815
You know,
I think a fire would be nice, yeah.
468
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:40,334
Okay. Picking up the poker.
Opening the flue, and...
469
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:47,422
Bean!