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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎他們全都背叛了我

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‎黛格瑪、荳荳、非普，連發普都這樣

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‎至少這隻流浪土狗不會

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‎天殺的媽…

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‎這裡是天堂

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‎我幹嘛浪費那麼久時間活著啊？

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‎我被人殘酷謀殺
‎現在我笑得合不攏嘴！

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‎阿福先生，有您的靈聊電話
‎幫您轉接中

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‎阿福啊，不管你在哪裡，對不起

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‎我在天堂！是哪位在說話？

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‎是你？

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‎小姐，是妳打給我的吧？

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‎妳是不是…

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‎抱歉，有人打給我，但我聽不…

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‎-我要來一包薯條
‎-我是…

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‎我好…

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‎聲音斷斷續續的，我…喂？

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‎現在…嗎？

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‎我只…我只聽到“現在”

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‎妳剛才說什麼？

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‎天…地…見

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‎我不…對不起
‎我只聽到一個“地”字

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‎阿福！下地獄！

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‎我知道這句我常說
‎但這次我真的要你照做

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‎好，我聽到了
‎去你的，混蛋！

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‎我是荳荳！下地獄，下面那個地方

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‎荳荳？荳荳，妳要我下地獄？

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‎荳荳！上帝啊！

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‎什麼事？

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‎您好，我這問題可能有點怪

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‎但是上帝啊，我在想

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‎有沒有辦法能讓我去地獄呢？

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‎阿福，我的孩子

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‎離開天堂的唯一辦法

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‎就是做出極度卑鄙討厭的事

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‎比如讓那些天使生氣

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‎相信我，那些可不是天使

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‎但是我非去不可

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‎上帝，我一定要下去…

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‎阿福，你給我仔細聽好

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‎你一旦離開天堂，就再也回不來了

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‎你將受到永恆詛咒

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‎我們剛剛讓永恆延長了三週

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‎我不在乎我的靈魂會不會腐朽一百年

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‎只要能讓我再見到荳荳一分鐘

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‎所以準備被我激怒
‎把我踢出去吧！

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‎去你的，上帝！聽到了沒？

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‎送我進地獄，親親！

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‎阿福！你高貴的意圖
‎遠比善良又動聽的咒罵重要

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‎沒人比你更適合待在天堂了

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‎但我說話無禮啊
‎你這無所不知的混帳！

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‎我愛你，我的孩子
‎你絕對不知道我有多愛你

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‎是嗎，親愛的主？

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‎那你也愛我的屁屁嗎？

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‎我們明天見

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‎劇名：第12章通往地獄的樓梯

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‎路西？

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‎路西，你還好吧？
‎我以為你是永生不死的

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‎那不代表我沒有痛覺

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‎妳從我的回憶錄裡什麼都沒學到嗎？

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‎傑利的一顆乒乓球

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‎上帝啊，怎麼搞的？
‎這麼長的樓梯竟然沒有欄杆

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‎對，的確是祂搞的

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‎要教我們一課之類的

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‎（入地獄前最後一個休息區）

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‎快了，再下一萬階樓梯就到

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‎最好換上惡魔裝

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‎我看起來怎麼樣？

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‎像花栗鼠穿了打折賤賣的蝙蝠裝？

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‎酷

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‎其實那是被動攻擊型羞辱

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‎走吧，變裝俏妞

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‎我願意用全王國的黃金

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‎只求讓我聽到另一隻活生物在叫

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‎索古，是你嗎？

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‎梅金莫！你不會剛好聽到
‎我剛才說的話吧？

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‎沒聽清楚，怎麼了？

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‎沒什麼，小梅

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‎我真高興見到你，老朋友！

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‎我也一樣，朋友

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‎我一直在鄉間
‎跟一隻熟識的年輕火辣母豬調情

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‎不管這裡發生甚麼事
‎也讓人很不安呢

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‎走吧，我們一起去城堡

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‎把我鬍子上剩下的餅乾屑梳掉

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‎阿福！汝在做什麼？

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‎沒什麼，只是在描寫祢

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‎用畫的，這樣滿罪惡的

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‎我可以看嗎？

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‎好吧，但我得說，你會很氣喔

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‎（做這做那，嘮叨不休，上帝）

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‎“做這做那，嘮叨不休”

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‎你畫的是我嗎？

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‎阿福，謝謝

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‎謝謝你教會我，不要律己過嚴

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‎新人，過來看個清楚！

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‎總算有人貶低祢幾句了

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‎畢竟祢造成了那麼多痛苦和折磨

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‎傑利，要是我說
‎那全是為了磨練你呢？

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‎我會說祢是病態王八蛋

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‎我喜歡

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‎荳荳，聽我說，地獄不是好地方

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‎那裡有不少惡人

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‎妳誰都不能信任，真的誰也不行

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‎妳確定想繼續走？

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‎確定！這是我欠阿福的

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‎我願意付出這個代價

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‎-嘿，上帝
‎-又有什麼事？

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‎看看這隻黃金小牛，多有偶像風味

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‎遠比袮更值得崇拜呢

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‎你崇拜假偶像
‎並不會讓我覺得被比下去了

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‎何況，我是萬物，萬物是我

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‎所以我也是那個偶像，你去崇拜吧

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‎好，要是我說我想跟金牛來一發呢？

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‎你真傻，但請便

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‎人各有志，滿足你的慾望吧

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‎我等你喔

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‎他真膽小，對不對？

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‎那是我跟上帝之間的事，笨蛋
‎不要你多事

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‎笨蛋？你說我的傑利是笨蛋？

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‎不准你侮辱我的傑利！我拍！

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‎謝謝你劈我下去！

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‎好，注意姿勢

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‎不行，再駝一點

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‎再駝

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‎再駝一點

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‎太駝了

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‎妳真幸運，我在這裡挺有分量的

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‎大家都認識路西，真的喔

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‎站住，陌生人

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‎還“陌生人”呢，這人就愛說反話

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‎妳是哪種惡魔？

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‎誰？我嗎？

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‎我是你最可怕的惡夢惡魔

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‎我需索無度又情緒不穩

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‎現在你對我產生興趣

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‎我想知道我倆的關係會怎麼走下去

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‎沒有其他問題了，妳可以通行

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‎半吊子，你想去哪裡？

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‎你的翅膀呢？

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‎我還是小惡魔，女士，還沒獲賞翅膀

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‎他是陪我來的
‎他是我的情感支持惡魔

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‎謝謝，非常謝謝

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‎那人真沒禮貌

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‎所以我利用了他的厭女症
‎和性別刻板印象

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‎荳荳，其實我很讚賞妳的心計

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‎妳在地獄，周圍全是
‎心懷不軌的兇神惡煞！

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‎我們使壞就能升官，跟音樂界滿像的

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‎我辦到了！給祢好看，上帝！

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‎不過下面這裡挺熱的，救命！

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‎（處理中心）

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‎小兔兔！

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‎看到沒？他成功了！
‎我們在這裡團圓了！

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‎一切實在…等等，他還在喊叫

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‎現在喊完了

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‎還沒

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‎再等等，好了

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‎好耶！

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‎我說啊，索古國王…

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‎拜託，只剩我們兩個還活著

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‎叫我國王

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‎國王，你有沒有想過
‎在寶座上加個小墊子？

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‎真的能幫你的大腿紓壓喔

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‎梅金莫，你是我最好的朋友

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‎我有你就足夠了

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‎終於有其他人了，謝天謝地

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‎是博查克人！

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‎先問一句，他們會不會還在氣我

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‎砍掉了他們愛戴的將軍人頭？

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‎我會說是

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‎那批打家劫舍的混蛋！

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‎要不是我又老又胖

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‎有糖尿病又貧血還有關節炎…

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‎外加上我膝蓋有僵硬的毛病

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‎你懂我的意思

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‎我就會讓他們看看誰是老大

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‎但現在我們去躲在這群小孩下面吧

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‎我們要怎麼找阿福？

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‎每個受詛咒的靈魂

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‎其位置都會記錄在
‎地獄要塞的《死亡之書》裡

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‎看樣子需要左轉九次再往上走？

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‎跟我來，辣妹，我知道怎麼走

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‎不管怎樣，千萬別走散

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‎又來了，沒有欄杆

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‎好啦，我們迷路了

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‎你為什麼不反抗？

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‎你是傳奇武士

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‎現在卻怯懦地躲在這幅掛毯後面

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‎我老了，生活把我折磨成
‎滿身是病的馬戲團猴子

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‎我早已沒有雄心壯志了

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‎胡說八道！

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‎我認識的索古不會因為

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‎這麼做聰明又正確就放棄

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‎少哀怨了，快把握人生的尾巴！

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‎索古！

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‎慢著！我告訴你們索古在哪

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‎救命！叫他們住手！

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‎是我殺死的殺人兇手
‎漢賽爾和葛麗特！

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‎我最不會應付這種情況

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‎你們好，怎麼啦？

201
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,200
‎是我們的私人地獄

202
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:47,371
‎我們被迫一遍又一遍
‎觀賞自己悽慘的死狀

203
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:48,945
‎又來了！

204
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:50,575
‎好噁

205
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,711
‎暴力行為太有畫面了！
‎我眼睛都痛了！

206
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,803
‎可是你們把小孩煮來吃

207
00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:01,508
‎對，可是我們吃小孩時又沒有照鏡子

208
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,054
‎慢著，妳好眼熟

209
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,933
‎妳是我高中同學嗎？

210
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,773
‎不是，我念的是純惡魔學校，再見

211
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,560
‎慢著！至少把音量調小啊！

212
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:23,397
‎地獄要塞，我們到了

213
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:29,699
‎普通城堡要是飽經波折、天天嗑藥
‎大概就是這樣子了

214
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,964
‎喂！

215
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:05,609
‎（《死亡之書》）

216
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,531
‎《死亡之書》

217
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,696
‎每個下地獄的人都在這本書裡

218
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,753
‎教宗的數量之多，令人驚訝

219
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,500
‎“近期入獄”，好

220
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,378
‎我應該知道的，但阿福姓什麼？

221
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,967
‎他在支票上都寫“阿福”
‎後面畫上一顆心

222
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,392
‎慢著，你們不是清潔工，你們是誰？

223
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,345
‎黑暗之魔阿斯摩太！長官好

224
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,856
‎這對角是新的嗎？看起來好讚！

225
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,069
‎唉呀呀

226
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:46,149
‎原來是負責抓公主的零階小鬼路西

227
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,946
‎你這位長官是誰？

228
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:52,370
‎我叫華妮塔惡魔海門

229
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,452
‎聽起來像真名

230
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,116
‎兩個低階小惡魔

231
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,326
‎來地獄要塞的走廊做什麼？

232
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,036
‎我們…真的…

233
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,837
‎快點回答我！

234
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:05,802
‎我…

235
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:12,600
‎這裡只有一個小惡魔
‎我馬上就要升遷了

236
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,890
‎因為我是來奉上人類靈魂的！

237
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,772
‎狀況全新，體膚完好

238
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:22,772
‎真正活著的人類？在地獄裡？

239
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:29,319
‎真是史無前例，我低估你了

240
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,275
‎路西，你在做什麼？

241
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,575
‎何況我還讓隻蠢精靈
‎從天堂掉到這裡來！

242
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,332
‎我幹這行幹了四百萬年

243
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,332
‎沒想到還有事能讓我驚喜

244
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:42,077
‎小惡魔路西，我提拔你成為二階惡魔

245
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,917
‎享受你的翅膀吧！

246
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,469
‎天啊，你原本就有這打算，對不對？

247
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,011
‎我還當你是朋友

248
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,814
‎現在我永遠困在這裡了，阿福也一樣

249
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,138
‎你為了升遷，就出賣我們？

250
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,314
‎沒錯！我早叫妳別信任我

251
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,853
‎真是的，我說得一清二楚

252
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,396
‎妳真以為我是妳朋友？

253
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,015
‎妳這麻煩精？

254
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,266
‎真是的，我是惡魔耶

255
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,527
‎我們專做這種事的

256
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,239
‎我得說，要出賣妳真容易

257
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:13,664
‎相處很愉快，現在把她拖走

258
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,031
‎是，長官！

259
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:20,083
‎你好差勁！你這怪物！惡鬼！

260
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,631
‎謝謝！再見囉

261
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,590
‎拜拜

262
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,010
‎別了，後會無期

263
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,586
‎救命！

264
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,183
‎放我出去！

265
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,346
‎出浴缸嗎？

266
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,644
‎對，我不喜歡洗澡

267
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,607
‎沒辦法，進入永恆詛咒前要洗一次澡

268
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,518
‎下一次是五千年後，現在出來！

269
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,454
‎在你的專屬地獄

270
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:58,660
‎你將一遍又一遍
‎體驗生前最悽慘的時刻

271
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,874
‎直到你哀求喊停

272
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,624
‎然後就會停嗎？

273
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:05,826
‎不會，是我用錯形容詞了，還會繼續

274
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,511
‎這下子是你們自打嘴巴了
‎因為我這輩子從來沒有悽慘的時刻

275
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,683
‎事實上，搞不好我會看得很開心

276
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,972
‎直到下一次洗澡呢！

277
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,017
‎閉嘴，影片開始了

278
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,096
‎我不記得這一幕

279
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,267
‎因為你當時已經死了

280
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,895
‎但是幸好你親愛的朋友
‎媞亞碧安妮公主

281
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:33,073
‎有個魔法護身符能讓你起死回生

282
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:35,284
‎荳荳！

283
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,624
‎這只是影像，不要對影像說話

284
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,239
‎好好看吧

285
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,664
‎（深深懷念黛格瑪皇后）

286
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:55,552
‎烤熟一點，吃半生不熟的豬肉很危險

287
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,014
‎真是不幸

288
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,055
‎糟糕

289
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,603
‎好，我可以的

290
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,894
‎我可以…我想騙誰啊？

291
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,438
‎我不再強壯，餓得半死

292
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,282
‎這一週除了雛鳥什麼也沒吃

293
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:14,528
‎嚼起來是很酥脆，但沒有飽足感

294
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,324
‎我沒有力氣

295
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,740
‎培根？

296
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,464
‎吃我一記閃亮的斧頭！

297
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:38,342
‎-什麼？怎麼回事？
‎-妳的專屬地獄

298
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,757
‎爆米花正好在妳拿不到的地方

299
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,466
‎好好看戲吧

300
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,266
‎阿福？阿福！

301
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,145
‎阿福？

302
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,979
‎荳荳，我之前那麼關心妳

303
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,526
‎妳卻讓我死在地上不管？

304
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:05,202
‎對不起，但我大老遠來下面救你

305
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,827
‎是哦，妳知道什麼時候可以救我嗎？

306
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,115
‎我剛死的時候

307
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,038
‎阿福，那是我媽啊！

308
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,246
‎你可以瞭解的吧？

309
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,877
‎妳要我離開天堂

310
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:17,303
‎其實妳根本沒那麼在乎我

311
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,050
‎妳來這裡做什麼？

312
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,474
‎阿福，你不懂嗎？

313
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,892
‎選擇她、放棄你
‎是我這輩子最爛的決定

314
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,562
‎這裡也是我的地獄

315
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,191
‎太好了，現在我們還一起困在這裡

316
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,808
‎顯然本來的計畫不是這樣的

317
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,896
‎路西把我們兩個騙來這裡

318
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,651
‎好讓牠可以得到小到不行的翅膀！

319
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,744
‎-那個討厭鬼！
‎-對，蠢蛋！

320
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,739
‎-討厭的蠢蛋！
‎-蠢蛋臉！

321
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:40,741
‎臉蠢蛋！

322
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,662
‎要說“混蛋”我也接受啦

323
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,745
‎兩位，罵完的話，我就來救你們了

324
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,498
‎救我們？是你害我們被關進這裡的

325
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,711
‎我當時沒別的辦法

326
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,131
‎像我這樣微不足道的低階小惡魔

327
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,665
‎絕不可能幫你們逃出地獄

328
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,133
‎我需要掙得翅膀，才能帶你們飛出去

329
00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,224
‎有翅膀的唯一辦法
‎就是讓你們大受折磨

330
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,090
‎那你為什麼不把這個計畫告訴我？

331
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,507
‎因為那樣一來妳就不會受折磨了！笨

332
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,846
‎太過份了吧

333
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,601
‎你們兩個都太過份了

334
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,443
‎我再也不能信任你們了

335
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,940
‎-你這靈魂快進瓶子裡
‎-沒問題

336
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:15,938
‎你這混蛋

337
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,074
‎所以呢？你要帶我們飛出去？

338
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:21,821
‎沒錯，這或許不是
‎精品等級的首席惡魔翅膀

339
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,905
‎而且我以前從來沒飛過

340
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,411
‎也不知道這計畫到底行不行得通

341
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,003
‎但是抓住我的尾巴吧

342
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:45,014
‎-妳胖了幾公斤啊？
‎-幾公斤不重要

343
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,598
‎我們要怎麼找到阿福的身體？

344
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,604
‎靈魂就像磁鐵

345
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,766
‎阿福的靈魂會讓我們升上人間

346
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,935
‎帶我們朝他的屍首前進

347
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,226
‎可以不要說屍首嗎？

348
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,988
‎好啊，記住了，靈魂無法在人間存活

349
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,740
‎所以我們只有30秒時間

350
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,582
‎把阿福塞回他那滿是膿血的屍骸裡

351
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,328
‎算吧，說“屍首”也行

352
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,584
‎靠，你們好重
‎真的有必要帶你們兩個嗎？

353
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,497
‎-有！
‎-民主最討厭了

354
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,336
‎總之，我們一旦飛越這條熔岩河

355
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,421
‎就到自由的家了

356
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:21,665
‎我覺得我們會成功的！

357
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:22,717
‎我不覺得

358
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:27,802
‎路西，你以為逃得掉？
‎就憑你一個二階的小惡魔？

359
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,808
‎我非常失望

360
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,850
‎你將來有機會當上首席惡魔的！

361
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:33,693
‎就是今天怎麼樣？

362
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,019
‎阿福！

363
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,693
‎永遠不見！

364
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,654
‎這麼做真是壞透了！

365
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:45,606
‎我特此提拔你成為四階的首席惡魔

366
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:48,834
‎謝了，蠢材！

367
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,672
‎你一走，就會失去法力

368
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,840
‎永生不死的性命和停車位

369
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,249
‎全部消失！

370
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,917
‎我願意付出這個代價

371
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,049
‎上帝啊！

372
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:08,965
‎我的靈魂會死的！
‎我會進入超級地獄！

373
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,264
‎抓到了！

374
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,272
‎蠢蛋，又這樣？

375
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,735
‎糟了，我的翅膀

376
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,592
‎阿福！

377
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:41,709
‎別了，荳荳

378
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:44,007
‎既然我成了鬼，我會幫妳捏陶

379
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,759
‎不要！我已經讓你死了一次

380
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:49,887
‎憋住呼吸！

381
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,760
‎在憋嗎？別回答，閉嘴！

382
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:15,332
‎阿福？

383
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,248
‎不成功

384
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,019
‎荳荳？

385
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:37,848
‎阿福！

386
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,274
‎我就知道你們可以仰賴我

387
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,663
‎為什麼他可以起死回生
‎我卻不行？

388
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,748
‎因為我的安排神祕莫測

389
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,843
‎才怪，你根本沒安排！

390
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,209
‎有啊，我創造東西

391
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,336
‎是嗎？你最近創造了什麼？

392
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:10,878
‎我創造了蚊子

393
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:13,717
‎蚊子，是喔，還有瘧疾！

394
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:14,933
‎癌症也是你搞的嗎？

395
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:16,143
‎是喔

396
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,183
‎天啊，你應該感到羞恥！

397
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,636
‎那是隨菸草附送的
‎大家很喜歡！

398
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,727
‎-你到底幾歲？
‎-這樣問很不禮貌

399
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:26,072
‎不能問神仙，他或她幾歲

400
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,565
‎“他們”是我發明的
‎之後我才發明“他”和“她”

401
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,203
‎他們沒把這段寫下來，對吧？

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‎字幕翻譯： 韓宜辰